Name a more iconic duo

>>76141459
you forgot
>both shit at soccer

I prefer Scotland and Ireland...

Daily reminder French people and English people are Celto-Germanic rapebabies

>>76141459
>most iconic european land army
*coughs*

>>76141655
tercios were cucks.

>>76141584
We were not raped by franks though, it was more an alliance, gauls were never genocided or subjuguated by franks (the fact that franks lived inside the Empire during 100 years prior its explosion probably helped).

>>76141655
grande armee>wehrmacht>roman legions>hoplites>tercios

Barely anyone know the tercios

>>76141584
nope french are the decendants of the romans

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>>76141655

Greco-Roman-Renaissance > Frenglans

>>76141714
Une alliance...bien qu'on se soit fait envahir :^)

Mais oui, les francs étaient sympas.

>>76141760
kys, Mario

>>76141909
>Renaissance
La Renaissance was french

>>76141459
>>greatest engineer in history was anglo-french
Umm sweaty Nikola Tesla was Serbian-American xx

>this thread

ayo hol up man

WE

>>76141655
>who stopped the first muslim invasion of Europe ?
>who kicked the ass of the first big european coalition since the Catalaunian Plains
>where does come from the chivalry that everyone copied ?
>who were the knights of the 2nd Crusade ?
>what is Louis XIV army ?
>what is the Revolution and Empire army ?
>which nation has the most victories and the best ratio in Europe ?

Berlin taken in less than 30 days with horses and feet.
Only WW2 stained the french record and the only ones who were able to resist on the continent were the russians with infinite land to retreat and exhaust german logistics combined to a far bigger population, also France was badly weakened demographically after WW1.

>>76142258
You mean Nicky de la Tesselat, the famous anglo-french inventor?

>>76142467
>anglo-french
Nicholas Tesslington did not have a single drop of French blood in him.

>>76142593
but brits are french

holup

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>>76142258
>not knowing the engineer who created the modern world

We kinda share many of those characteristics too, I must admit...

>>76143127
We're all flavours on the same ice lolly, it's why the conflicts are always so bitter. Narcissism of small differences.

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>>76142258
Are you talking about Nicolás de la Tesla, the famous argentine, inventor of the Tesla coil and anal sex?

>>76142360
What about the haitian slave revolt, didn't that stained the french record too

>>76142258
Fucking anglos stop appropriating Nick O'Tesla.

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>>76141459
>>two most iconic middle age kings (Saint Louis and Richard the Lionheart) SLEPT together while crusading !

>Richard the Lionheart and Philip II of France “ate every day at the same table and from the same dish, and at night their beds did not separate them.”

WEW

>>76143786
How is this humiliating?

France (I mean, one of the two Frances) was against the whole world, back then.

>>76141714
>(the fact that franks lived inside the Empire during 100 years prior its explosion probably helped)
ah I was wondering why germanics and celts managed to get along, that's why
it was very often that the germanics ended up at conflict with each other, usually du to crossing boundaries during migrations, but both being under the roman hegemony would help ease tensions

>>76146067
>it was very often that the germanics ended up at conflict with each other, usually du to crossing boundaries during migrations, but both being under the roman hegemony would help ease tensions

Yea, the same

we wuz germanic, I guess

It's time mes amies

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>>76146136
Forgot pic

>>76141584

Nope we're Franks, Anglos are tho

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>>76141459
Piss of froggy, England is our oldest friend.

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>>76141459
It's literally the Canada of duos.

>>76141459
>Both make world class electronic music

>>76145827
Bit gay that :3

>>76141459
>fought the two WW together

leads to:
>will not exist in 50 years

Thanks for destroying Europe and the white race. Assholes.

>>76151768
No, that's the Netherlands, Germany and Scandinavia.

Germanics!

>>76152036
Meh, good but it doesn't touch France or Britain IMO

>>76147216
Pannonianon, you're at it again?

>>76152004
The germans destroyed nationalism, white pride and pride in general.

They doomed the white race.

And we have to take the bullet?

>>76152234
No, Britain and France destroyed nationalism by declaring war on Germany.

What a twisted view on history you guys got.

>>76152400
>krauts sperg out and attack their (white) neighbors
>"oh, well, let's just wait until they annex us, at least, we're not cucks and traitors to the white race ;ppp"


(yea, that's pretty much what we did)

>>76152036
You know how many electronic music genres the UK spawned? The Netherlands is good but overall the UK smashes everyone.

>>76152512
>krauts sperg out and attack their (white) neighbors

oh, man.

They attacked Poland (with LEGIT reasons).
They attacked western Europe because you declared war. Simple as that.

>>76152544
Didn't Germany invent the whole electronic music genre (in the beginning)?

>>76152616
Yeah and like rock and roll, the UK took it, expanded it in numerous genres and perfected them all.

>>76152590
>AAAACH, MUH LEBENSRAUM, MUH GERMANS NEED MORE LANDS

They killed way more white people than they killed jews, niggers or sandniggers, if that's what you want.

>>76152590
lol

>>76152775
good goyim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ

>>76152544
If the UK is so good at making music, why are all of your colonial spawn (USA, Australia) so much better at it?

England, you're good at coming up with ideas and spreading them. Honestly, thanks for that. But you're just so shit at executing them that we have to fix all your mistakes.

t. concerned child caring for his dad with Alzheimer's

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>>76152195
The destruction of my page dealt me an heavy blow, but i have recovered

Pic related is my last a(u/r)tistical creation

>>76153087
>muh goy

Why the fuck did you even leave /pol/?

>>76155054
basé anon pannonien

>>76141459
>two european countries that are physically pretty close to each other have many things in common
is this your first time in Wikipedia Antoine?

>>76141533
France has always been good at football. Even now they're the most exciting side in world football. ALLEZ LE BLEU

>>76155173
nah, England is really good at football

France needs niggers, and even with their help, we suck at football.

>>76155192
>England ever being good

France are good and those black players are more French than you'll ever be yousef.

It's delightful honestly.
England and France hate each other, but deep down, you know you're best buds.

>>76155225
>France are good and those black players are more French than you'll ever be yousef.

Now you really sound like a french'man', congratulations!

>>76155192
>nah, England is really good at football
Pull the other one pierre

>>76155265
Actually, it's more of a sexual thing

>>76155265
No. Stop this narrative. We're only friends because neither of us can subjugate the other. Whenever one side gets stronger the other is cucked for a hundred years.

love anglos
j'aime les grenouilles

simple as

>>76155306
You sure? ',:^)
You know you're holding back. You aren't German, you don't have to hide your emotions.

>>76155225
>players are more French than you'll ever be yousef.

Fuck off Mamadou

We have no such thing as Black French, like you have Black British in France

Iconic couples:
Dom: Israel
Sub: USA

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>>76141459
#StrongerTogether

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lancaster_House_Treaties_(2010)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perseus_(missile)
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-and-france-strengthen-defence-cooperation-with-new-weapon-system-agreement