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Comfy Friday evening edition.
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choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHEusBG20c
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Scraunching
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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the fire rises
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>>76137578
the new album
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>>76137566
how has it been over a week without anyone baneposting this incident?
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>>76137508

Such a miserable bastard

Probably killed him to force that half smile
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Imagine being a Tory right now.
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>tfw finally lost my virginity to a Thai prostitute
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>>76137591
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/16/manufacturer-of-cladding-on-grenfell-tower-identified-as-omnis-exteriors

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grenfell-tower-fire-kensington-council-cladding-deaths-safety-regulations-london-fire-brigade-a7793941.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3806536/cladding-grenfell-tower-flammable-cheap/

construction anon utterly btfo

>but it was the insulation alone
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>>76137621
How much did that cost?
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NEED a Mogg PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O65rJUJYwzg
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Not even racist but I didn't care about the victims until I found out white people had died
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UutDrXV2Q

GOOD shit tbhfamdesu DESU famdesu desu senpai senpai desu senpai senpai desu desu.
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>>76137643
>tattoos and piercing
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>>76137621
lol no you fucking virgin
that's like losing your virginity to a fleshlight
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>>76137578
Post the PSD for this please
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>>76137606
you would be too if you seen everything you loved destroyed
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>>76137609
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>>76137668
what would count then
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>>76137643
Was he born autistic, or was it just his upbringing that made him autistic?

Really makes you think.
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>>76137681
dont know what that means explain
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>>76137642
£150 for 1 hour, but I visited again the next day (today) so £300 in total
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>>76137698
consensual sex for free
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whats a private tenant
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Love it when someone references an argument they were having hours ago, like they can't let it go without having the last word.
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>>76137650
Pretty racist desu
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>>76137650
they're clearly androids

look at their skin
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>>76137621

In Japan they call this an "amateur virgin"
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>>76137707
>but I visited again the next day (today)

Desperate. Bet the staff were howling at you the whole time
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>>76137700

Surely humour would be the opposite of autistic?

>>76137706

Thick bastard

>>76137689

Which is what? He isn't even a Civic Nationalist let alone an Ethno-nationalist
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>>76137720
>consensual sex

Look at this fucking poof.
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NEED a daddy moggy
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>>76137720
everyone pays for sex lad
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>>76137558
prefer gary lineker and jk rowling's twitter feeds myself
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@762
never fucking speak to me like that you bloody idiot?
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really scared of dying
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THE MOON

THE BEAR

AND THE BIG BLUE HOUSE

WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU

TO COME AND PLAY
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Really scared of living
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>>76137794

Fuck off Lisicki

PSD is the photoshop file type
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>Trump freezing Cuba ties again

the man is a genuine fucking spastic
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anyone got that picture of jo cox and the twin towers? 'ta
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>>76137707

quite expensive, she must be good
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OI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>prefer gary lineker and jk rowling's twitter feeds myself
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>>76137782
I've shagged prossies too but don't add them onto my shag count
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>>76137762
the country he was born into has been completely changed in so many ways
it may aswell be a foreign country older british people are living in
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>>76137762
>Surely humour would be the opposite of autistic?

Fuck did you get that idea?
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>>76137789

thanks
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the Been map
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>>76137819
cuba is a commie shithole

why would he give a shit about their third world country
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>>76137818
why are you calling me lisicki
i didnt make it using photoshop, i made it in microsoft powerpoint, paint, and windows photo viewer edit feature
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>>76137819
commies btfo yet again
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Mercy is ok to animals. But some Indian worship Cow ( so Shameful) please worship God (Allah) the creator of the Global
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>>76137869
to make it stop being a commie shithole
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>>76137839
I don't think you understood what the irish poster meant
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would anybody like to hazard a guess as to what this proud building is?

a renovated college Ofsted deemed 'failing'? hm?

a new bus station for a small market town, built to use up the last of the council's budget?

perhaps it's a leisure centre and youth hostel, built by national charities to keep troublesome youths off the street?

ladies and gentlemen, let me proudly introduce, the home of Scottish politics, the Scottish Parliamentary Building
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https://twitter.com/i/moments/875742579949699072?lang=en

lol fucking muzzies. an accidental fire gets them angry but not people being blown up in the streets
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What types of jobs do the people who live in council flats typically have?
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>>76137826
totally worth it desu
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>>76137869
>>76137898
>highest hdi in latin America
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>>76137904
>you arrive in Edinburgh
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>>76137874

Angry paki bastard

>>76137862

You're welcome, it's a good app

>>76137851

Retarded reply

>>76137841

Yeah and boomer cucks like him are the reason why.
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>>76137902
I realise now but still not an argument
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>>76137662
DURR DATS DUH JOKE
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>>76137912
drug dealer
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>>76137906
they don't like it up em
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>>76137912
literally either bennies or something illegal
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>Literally no functioning government at the moment, DUP and Tories gridlocked and SF warning it could break the Good Friday agreement
>Country more divided than it has ever been due to Brexit/Elections
>Massive anger over austerity throughout the country
>Londoners furious due to the fire with massive casualties
expected and things are already kicking off
>Police and army massively hammered by budget cuts
>Heatwave starting tomorrow

Lads I'm legitimately fucking terrified, this country is a fucking tinderbox at the moment.
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>>76137904
intelligent poster
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>>76137912
Nurses, charity workers, priests etc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848dmenx_dA

Don't like how accurately this would reflect me in this situation
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>>76137912
could be any kind 2bh

but they will tend towards the lower paid
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>>76137939
nice reddit spacing cunt
also its hardly his fault when hes spoken against it for the last 30 years. Retard
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>Another man, who did not give his name, said: "The tower block is more strong and stable than that woman’s government."

May = owned, no coming back from that
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can't believe it's No Cox day already
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>>76137862
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love stale bread, love pints, love scapping

simple as
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>>76137906
That's so embarrassing
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>>76137912
uber
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the fucking STATE of these pictures of London right now

Literally looks like something out of Bangladesh or Venezuela
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>>76137904
it's supposed to be humble and not oppressive like westminster. does pretty well at that
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>>76137958
this is when the muslims step in and take over
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>25
>still spend my Friday nights on 4chan
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>>76137984
Howling
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19yo at work looked SO cute today
bet her fanny is like a paper cut and smells of roses HNNNNGGGGG
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>>76137942
What was your argument again? That penis in vagina doesn't count as sex?
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>>76137958
good, it was boring for a few years
I'm enjoying the excitement
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>>76137958
why is the heatwave important
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>>76137970
>priests
what

they live in the house attached to the church
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What books you lot reading then?
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Based commies
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>>76138041
Heat causes people to act erratically
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https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/875753073343434752

durka durka muhamma jihad

durka durka durka
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>>76138005
Where

>>76137983
Shut up you civic twat
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>>76137904

it really is abysmal
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>>76138006
Westminster is a palace, it's supposed to be grand
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>>76138030
>19

past it
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>>76138030
need an office tights gf
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>>76138005
people not from Europe are all ugly bastards
honestlyike I get disgusted every time I see some london protest, the crowd is full of human gremlins
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who is the oldest poster here?
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>>76138054
Marxs-engels reader
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>>76138054
need a lower class gf like her
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>>76138006
there's a difference between being humble and being shit, this is shit
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>>76138076
Kensington, or as it is now known, Dhaka-on-Thames
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>>76138054
Fahrenheit 451
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>>76138082
'once
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>>76137913

adultwork or brothel?
How did you work up the courage to do it? I'm a 29 year old virgin and I don't think I'll ever be brave enough to shag a prostitute.
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>quoting world police

epic ftw
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>>76138069

They need to go home
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>>76138069
why do londoners talk so weird
they say "call" so weird
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>>76138076
never claimed to be that
why are you so angry lad?
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>>76138090
grow up
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hmm so-called protestors (read: niggers looking for an excuse to chimp out) violently storm kensington town hall, and redditor corbynites wonder why Mrs May didn't meet them face to face? Interesting
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>>76138135
Jamaican/Indian hybrid accent
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>>76138083
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drinking a bottle of rioja in bed lads
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Can't imagine myself ever in a relationship
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>>76138137

Fuck off angrylad I know it's you
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london is a fucking shithole
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>>76138096
lots of edinburgh looks like a grey shithole and the skyline is an erratic combination of styles jutting in and out. the mxture of the parliament building fits in pretty well.
>>76138081
that's the point. scottish parliament was formed long after monarchy and nobles reigned supreme and heralds a more progressive leadership.
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>>76138169
nary an angry bone in me
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vomiting
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WHY THE FUCK WAS MAY NOT UP THAT TOWER COUNTING THE BODIES WHILST THE FIRE STILL RAGED
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the pengest city
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>>76138054

steppenwolf
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>>76138030
Bet it's haggard as fuck
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>>76138141
I have
>getting this butthurt
hello r/the donald
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>>76138089
47 here
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>>76138111
>19 year old girls aren't roastie sluts
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>>76138198
I visited a shopping centre in a ship there

the buses had live screens which was also cool
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might do playing kerbal spae program
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ladies and gentlemen, the city of reddit
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>Theresa May just said 'knickers' on TV
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>riot when a building collapses

>silent over Rotherham and have a concert when Manchester happened
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Edinburgh is very nice, but after it rained there were snails EVERYWHERE
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they can't even spell the name of the flats right
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>>76138228
>using the virgin term to describe a female
embarrassing
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>25 degrees tomorrow

i'll fucking burn up like those poor folks in grenfell
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>You arrive in Glasgow, University District, c.2020AD
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restarted the ol 'puter because it said there were driver problems and its literally been 15 minutes and its still shutting down
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>>76138198
the sad thing is they ruined the gothic skyline by allowing some office to build a generic brick block . don't know if i can find a pic but it's the one you see from princes street looking across the gardens
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>>76138246
Good lad
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Love egoism
simple as
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>>76138259
it didn't even collapse it was just an accidental fire
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>why the fuck haven't you counted the bodies yet you lazy cunt Mrs Patel is wondering where her sister is
>I don't give a rat's arse if they building is still on fire you get up there and start picking teeth out the ash you little twat that's your job
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTYNhWoLZ4
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>Grenfell tower didn't collapse like the WTC

hmmmmmmm
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>>76138269
i bet you think vaginas don't stretch and become loose over time
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Accidentally used the term jewish lightning to describe why that tower set alight at work today

Diversity officer will NOT be happy
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Tories literally have blood on their hands. Get Jezza the fuck into Downing Street right NOW
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>>76138259

Wogs like to chimpout, big surprise. The reason they came here in the first place was because they chimped.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40300062
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>>76138237
>I visited a shopping centre in a ship there
do you mean the royal yacht britannia? that's a ship at a shopping centre
>the buses had live screens which was also cool
yeah the buses are surprisingly nice
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hitches did a debate at my uni 2 days ago

stayed inside drinking in my room so i didnt see him haha
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after the horrible tragedy at grenfell brexit has been CANCELLED
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>>76138083
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>>76138119
From an escort agency that specializes in asian women (I like Thai girls). I had a few drinks to work up the courage but went the second time so I could experience it sober. It is fun and easy and I would recommend it
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>>76138266
hahaha fucking hell
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>>76138323
the WTC was a controlled explosion
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wish we could say 'knickers' here but its too close to 'niggers'
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omg those poor somalis and pakis my heat bleeds for them :((((((
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Off to the chippers lads
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business idea: look for jobs and accommodation in second-tier cities where prices are lower and competition is less fierce
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>>76138275
good post
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>>76138259

mad that manchester was less than a month ago, feels like forever. shows you how lots of news events dilate time.
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>>76138357
only fair
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>>76138380
business idea: abolish markets and provide proper housing
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>>76138370
Are you saying grenfell was an accident and not Tory cleansing?
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love pints
love fridges past their warranty

can't make it any simpler
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>>76138411
>business idea: plant a magic money tree
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>>76138380
in the process of doing this right now, cities on my hit list are as follows
>Sheffield
>Leeds
>Nottingham
>Cardiff
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>>76138160
>>76138360
hmm good but maybe something more innocent
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>>76138323

Concrete > steel
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>PJW claiming Grenfell was a false flag


Hmmm....
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business idea: go to prison, pretend to be trans, end up in womans prison, infinite pussy
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>>76138429
Not an argument tax the rich fags
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https://twitter.com/samwolfson/status/875670287219646464
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>>76138446
stupid cunt thinks hes the next alex jones but he's got no charisma or anything going for him except his gayness
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>>76138446

it's a distraction from brexit
they purposefully installed this cladding on dozens of buildings so they could sacrifice one if they needed a news event
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>be given free housing in one of the world's most expensive areas
>kids can probably attend some of the best comprehensives in the country
>omg why are we being ignored????
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wow some people in a building got a bit toasty big deal
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>>76138429
They already used the magic money tree for trident and painting Bucky palace

No more left for civic projects
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may will resign
She's under too much pressure
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>>76138506
on some hot property
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>>76138475
>vice uk
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>>76138529
this
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>>76138508
funny how labour costed their manifesto but the Tories didn't makes you think
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>some building went on fire in London

>"MAY MUST GO RESIGN NOW!!!"


our Left is as retarded as the US Left
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>>76138475
thats bs
a survey of the premises to see whats needed would cost a couple grand alone
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>>76138475
wonder how much it cost to re-settle that 23 year old syrian refugee, probably more than £5000
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>>76138529
But then who is PM
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I am the angel of death
the time of purification is at hand
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>>76138545
not really much humour in that
dont reply to me again
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can't wait for labour to form a minority government with the terrorist part sinn fein and the SNP and completely fuck up the country and then I can laugh at all the lefties
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Just throw May under the bus
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>>76138493
>die in a fire because the builder saved 5 grand
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>>76138605
Nah I'll batter you runt
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BREAKING: Cook's matches found missing from Michael Gove's kitchen
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six people died in the great fire of london when half the city burned down

are tower dwellers retarded? just leave the building
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>>76138464
stop posting this you mong it says in the article she didn't lie about anything to do with the fire
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>>76138606

I'm am accelerationist too, I voted Labour even though they make me heave
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>>76138640
Edgy retarded teenager
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sandniggers need to learn that breaking shit won't make them get their way
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Nam's Roach
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>>76138640
They were specifically told not to leave in the event of a fire.
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>>76138535
Not an argument
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Could T. May's stint in charge get any worse
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>>76138448
Just think how much his arse will be used by black daddys
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>>76138640
hahah how is this real nigga just open the door nigga like leave the building nigga
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>>76138645
>stop posting this
>first time I've posted it

hmmm very interesting
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EXCLUSIVE: Picture from inside the flat where the fire first started.
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>>76138640

Wouldn't dare to post posts like this any more

You could literally be brought before a court for it, look at the scouse redditor and his spice monkey comment
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>>76138669
but it will
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>>76138617
how can the government be held responsible for that? of course everyone is going to save money and go for the cheapest option

why would they go for something that costs more that doesn't even give complete protection from an incredibly rare occurence?

the cladding passed the safety requirements, what more could you want?
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what Britain needs is a war, a civil one preferably
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>witnesses say the fire began in a kitchen and was small at first

why not throw some water on it then
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>>76138640
dumb people can't think for themselves
>hmm this sign says to stay put in the event of a fire
>I guess I will!
*burns to death*
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wow a bit of fire big deal just blow it out
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>>76138681
strange to think thats the first thing that you go to
says a lot about you
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>>76138559
Very silly logic they would need to survey to know in the first place what they needed to install, cheaping out doesn't mean the survey costs less
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>>76138710

water makes a chip pan fire worse
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>>76138695
why didn't he just set the oven to cold?
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BREAKING: Firefighters say they have found source of blaze in #GrenwellTower blaze
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>>76138710
Can't put out an electrical/grease fire with water
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Has any PM self-justed this hard?
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>>76138697
you have to laugh at things to deal with tragedy desu
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>>76138706
go away serbia
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>>76138710
>water on an electrical fire

hmm
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Ah yes good to see the comrades marching
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>>76138703
Better safety standards you runt
>>
>>76138710
exactly mate, next time you have a chip pan fire just remember to throw some water on it

simple as
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>>76138710
>I share /brit/ with morons like this

oh dear
>>
what's the liklihood they find anyone alive in the tower?
>>
>>76138786
i thought commies hate benders
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>>76138760
Ted Heath did exactly the same thing, although actually got btfo even harder than May
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Grab the nearest book to you and post the first paragraph on page 77
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>>76138760
Chamberlain because, you know, the whole giving-German-demands thing
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>>76138789
>>76138784
>>76138741
>>76138736
>electrical fire

it wasn't an electrical fire it was some weird gas leak form a fridge
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>are tower dwellers retarded? just leave the building
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>>76138800
about as likely as finding a nigger with a job
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>>76138788
>wahhhh my house burnt down it's da gubmunt's folt!!!!!!

grow up
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>>76138821
Why didn't they pour water on the gas?
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>>76138821
doing a weird gas leak from my arse
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>>76138815
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APOLOGIZE
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>>76138692
oh there must be two spastics who can't read posting it
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>>76138821
ah yes, /brit/poster, 14,from plymouth, has accurately determined the cause of the fire before the on site firemen and investigators
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>>76138815

freaky as fuck because i am on page 77 of steppenwolf right now
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>>76138815
Fuck off GCHQ
>>
>>76138833
i could scale that easy enough
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>>76138833
>>
>>76138833
poignant and true
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apparently the retard who started the fire decided to pack up all his belongings in a bag BEFORE calling the fire service or warning the others in the building
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>gas leak form a fridge
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tried to call but I got the answerphone
zooted out my nut I need to leave the plants alone
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>>76138833
Americans always love to copy us don't they
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>>76138846
>legal building code standards allows flammable cladding
>apparently this is not an issue

Yeah I'm the one who should grow up
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>at max terror alert
>broadcasting how flammable our commieblocks are 24/7

Yes, im sure Jackie the Jihadi wont get any ideas from this
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>>76138895
man was a banter merchant to the end
>>
Cristiano Rolando, welcome to Bideford A.F.C :)
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>>76138896
gas makes fridges work
>>
Redbone is a fucking TUNE
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>>76138815
"Seguro," Ignatius said with a smile. "A little Spanish in honour of your noble heritage."
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>>76138924
all cladding is flammable if you get it hot enough

you want to cover a flat in asbestos? good idea
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>>76138935
crease
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>>76138895
Kek
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>>76138939
you like gas lad? Heres some
*braps in your face*
>>
>>76138895
Was this the beta uprising?
>>
>>76138895
did he have a cheeky pint too
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>>76138927
MI6 probably told them already
>>
think there will ever be a happening as big as 9/11?

imagine if 4chan existed back then
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>>76138895
Classic paki behaviour, was on a plane once that had to evacuate whilst sitting on the tarmac. All the brown people started rummaging in the overhead lockers for their bags whilst we're trying to get the fuck out of a plane. Life is cheap to them.
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>>76138939
refrigerants have to be non-flammable m8
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>>76138927
and why would they want to blow up the places they live?
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anglos?

nah not a fan
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>>76138975
and then a poo
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>>76138958
Not an argument
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>>76138895
did he survive?
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>>76138939
This is why my fridge is nuclear powered
>>
Wouldn't mind if these protests were anger about the lack of sprinklers/fire prevention/poor construction or whatever but protesting about "no information" and being impatient or shit like that is pissing me off
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a fridge is the deadliest terrorist this country has ever seen
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>>76139012
get off my island
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>>76137511
>>76137511
>>76137511
>>76137511
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>>76139031
was it made in britain or was it imported?
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>>76138992

How was there a threat if it was sat on the tarmac?
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>>76138603
The Simpsons could pull of a joke like that in the 90s. Nowadays no way.
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