ITT: We all wake up in a lost island.

kill a monkey and prepare some soup

Go to the pub

take a shit on the beach
as usual

>>76132584
UMA

Make sure to kill myself before season 7

>>76132708
this

>>76132574
Go to home

>>76132574
If you wake up on a lost island, isn't it no longer lost, but rather found?

>>76132708

It's all a dream bro. We're already dead.

>>76132844

Tecnically isn't "found" since we woke up there.

>>76132574
Look for some qts to team up with

>>76133192
what if instead u find some ooga booga natives who haven't learned how to shave yet?

Also captcha is getting worse fuck u ruggage rad

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>>76133192
*blocks your path*

>>76132574
Kill all the rival males and fuck all their females, as normie barbarian inside me dictates!

Of course I won't kill too many as I should ensure that my children won't fall into incestous relationships.

>>76133434

Inbreeding will happen sooner or later.

Jokes on everybody on this island, I've got Spanish flu and I'm immune to it :^)

*Sneezes on all of you*

>>76133233
I claim to be a spirit.

>>76133344
he's a big of a qt himself

go hang out with the cute crossdressing girls (male)

>>76132574
Find a comfy spot to relax in and then wait until dehydration and starvation take me.

>>76132574
Have wild sex with britposters

start communism and demand for qt lollies to fuck, those parents who disagree will be stoned to death by comrades commissars on counter-communist activities.

shitpost on 4chan

Rape.

>>76132574
Make friends with all Australians and other island-dwellers because they ought to know how to survive

Start an /island/ general

Turn you all into coolies at the crack of a whip hand and enforce British rule

Build a wall around the island to cuck you all out of sea access

Kill the armo

>>76136138
Great contribution

First of all of you guys should recognize me as your king.

Blast reggaeton

>>76136243
Yeah, your borders are the weirdest. How did it happened btw?

>>76136461
The Andes. Look in a topo map and it will be clear

>>76136599
I mean from historical-geopoliticaly?

>>76136761
Chile was not rich in gold so neither the incas or the Spaniards cared much about it so this place has always been isolated. Our north was part of the inca empire and later the Spaniards tryed to conquer the south as well to no avail, so when napoleon took France we were pretty much left alone. That and the natural borders allowed us to get the actual shape.

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>>76137074
well thank you for the short explanation.