The living fish swims under water. Go ahead, post your sacred chants.
Demnime Kosterkin was a Nganasan shaman. He lived in a tent near Ust-Avam village and he talked to the spirits.
>>76130784
tfw korean with nork heritage that looks like a nganassan :(
>>76130784
>Go ahead, post your sacred chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXVlB19olz4
>>76130784
>Go ahead, post your sacred chants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Rcinl5SIE
>>76130784
>>76136114
>>76136348
>Go ahead, post your sacred chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94tVq2SjMWQ
>>76136008
hello slave
Here's a contemporary Estonian shaman conducting a soltitial oblation rite:
https://youtu.be/9pawMwh1UMk
>>76130784
>Go ahead, post your sacred chants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANxV_0tHJNw
Niggers the national exam results came in (yes I'm 19). 96% in English, 92% in Estonian and 89% in extended mathematics.
Git on my lvl fgts
>>76138300
noice, what ya gonna go learn?
>>76138424
First conscription, then TTÜ. Something from the IT field probably
>>76130784
https://youtu.be/5k_8eHul_PU
Really makes you love Eesti
I was riding my bicycle with my friend. On a strip of shitty asphalt I told him "watch this shit nigga" and hit the front brakes on purpose. I went flying over the front wheel into asphalt. Got scratched up but it was worth the keks
>>76138300
>89% in extended mathematics
wtf did you even try
>>76142265
What the fug Chile in an Uralic thread.
>>76142673
there's a swede in uralic thread, sweden is not uralic
also sloakia and usa
everyone likes molesting the /fug/s
>>76140214
>On a strip of shitty asphalt I told him "watch this shit nigga" and hit the front brakes on purpose. I went flying over the front wheel into asphalt. Got scratched up
>>76142773
The stories of my madness will live for ever.
Also I have blood stains still on my trousers
>>76142745
chili töts?
They betrayed us, they betrayed us. All of them.
What do u guys think of the idea that we actually do not originate from the urals?
>>76143009
We didn't, it's from the Volga river area, FUGs were North of Indos and the origin of blue eyes and blonde hair.
>>76142265
implying you are any better
Europe belongs to the fugs
Finnish cartoon from late 19th century about our most influential minority.
>>76143240
Our genes are the closest to original Europeans. Dig up a guy from Spain 10 000 BC and he will be closest to us. But not all fugs live by the Baltic Sea and don't even speak fug, sure we know Latvians are Livonians.
>>76142842
>Also I have blood stains still on my trousers
That is pretty much most :D thing I have heard this week. Please tell another story of you being a literal MADMAN!
I'm a high caste Aryan Brahmin Indian and I heard Indian ancestors came from Siberia and were originally FUGs? Can I join /fug/?
"Rokolláré, rokolláré,rokolláré rokolla.Annál bívebb, annál bívebb, annál bívebb az alla."
it's an old pagan chant, no one knows what the hell it means
>>76143902
Aryans are our slaves.
Proof:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/orja
>>76143902
>high caste Aryan Brahmin Indian
It means you're white as fug :DDD
hari om shiva om
>>76143965
>>76143977
So that means yes, right? I can come and mate with Mongolian girl and spread my white gene? So that means I can cum to your cunt and poo in your loo? ;)
>>76144384
Yeah Buddha was fug as fug and you can spread your genes easily.
buddha was a fucking LOSER
>>76143151
>implying I'm not
>implying you are
Aaand im drunk.
Ta-Da
>>76146943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikiB1nOq_iE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX9Etzy8fW4
ken ju understend?
>>76146943
Ootko se joka on ryypännyt jo 10 päivää putkeen vai joku toinen?
>https://www.itu.int/dms_pub/itu-d/opb/str/D-STR-GCI.01-2017-PDF-E.pdf
bump
>25.1%
How shall we deal with the eternal Germanic after the Great Race War is over? How do we make sure some Hitler 2.0 doesn't decide we are untermenschen and call for our extinction? They have superior numbers and I don't wish to ally with Slavs...
>>76143959
Wtf this returns 0 results on google
/fug/ languages are beautiful
or at least what I've heard of binnish, estonian and (dunno which) sápmi
Who here /UnrealWorld/?
>>76152693
Breed with their females and culturally assimilate them. There is no other way. Germany has been beat down many times but comes back everytime and chimps out on Europe
Swedes have to be kept as second class citizens and not be allowed to become more numerous than us.
>>76152693
German women are disgusting.
Please initiate an eugenics program to replare our population with Latins, East Asians and a touch of (moderately built ) Nordics.
>>76155827
>calling for finns to breed with germans
don't dilute the fug genes
What do you fugs do in the winter? Apart from drink in sauna. When I was in Norway we went skiing (cross-country skiing, not sure if you call it that) and made a fire and it was great. As we were heading back because it was dark, I saw a guy with a headlamp on heading out to ski. Is night skiing common?
I grew up in the snow but nowhere near as cold as fugland and not as dark so early. Apologies if you think it's a stupid question.
>>76142745
Chile grill is always in /fug
>>76152693
>>76155827
There is nothing wrong with Germans but sw*des are our main problem. Germany has actually helped us when needed and was ready to give us back our greater borders. Sw*des and their lackeys (Finnish/Nordic resistance movement) and sw*dish speaking "Finns" are the real problem.
Only way for fuggers to survive is to multiply our numbers. Estonian population is already in decline same with those living under Russian rule.
>>76156432
Men can have several kids with several women and it's only our benefit to breed into every anti-fug nation.
>>76155827
>>76152693
Germans aren't the problem, they've the closest thing we've had to an ally ever, though we stabbed them in the back.
>>76157686
>Men can have several kids with several women
but kids that grow without their fathers end up being crap, don't be a degenerate
>>76157800
Marski was 190cm. Is Hitler wearing stilts in this photo?
>>76158378
There are always people who want to adopt a good kid. We should just find someone who is fug to adopt those so they don't lose their culture.
>>76157800
>>76158542
>Marski
why this nickname?
>>76157686
>tfw mom is bastard of German soldier and Finnish mother
>>76158642
Marsalkka (marshal)
>>76158790
Oh, thanks finnbro
Can't wait until Finns are bred out of existence and their ""country"" finally snuffed out of the histories.
And before you ask, I am Greek.
>>76158919
t. Ahmed Mohammedsson
>>76158919
Not gonna happen. this "country" is more prestigious and better than both Sweden and especially greece, pay debts you beggar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples
>26,505,000
Holy shit I never knew there were so many of us.
Are fugs in Russia, Romania etc too poor to own computers? It feels like there should be more of them here
>>76160256
Kill you are self
post haplogroup map.
how's /fug/ doing?
attacked by hangovers?
>>76161371
Yes I've been hung over since Thursday
>>76161188
>>76160256
Those in Romania are just Hungarians and from what I have read some Hungarian right wingers believe that Hungary's relation to Finno-ugrics is fabricated by Austria and other people in order to suppress "the truth" about the history of Hungary.
Majority of fugs in Russia probably don't know enough English to be on this site or maybe they don't identify as Finno-ugrics, have lost the language, are not interested... There have been some Komi and other people.
>>76161451
>being so neet
shameful
captcha included signs to Helsinki and Turku
>>76161824
turku greatest city in the world
>>76161886
what's the big deal about it and the Suomen persereikä thing?
Its castle with the LARPing guards was quite fun, got a pic of myself wearing a fucking huge armor there
>>76161959
I honestly cant give you another answer than jealousy.
it is also the real capital of finland.
>>76161810
Having a stable internet connection in Siberia can be difficult/expensive imagine. And they don't study English there, they must speak Russian. Their own languages have been put to cyrillic too y'know... :''(((
Getter Jaani looks like she's been doing meth now. What habbened?
>>76138300
Nice
Got L in English
M in Finnish ":D"
E in extended maths
>>76163086
What does that translate to? Letters are autistic
>>76163151
it translates to underage ban
>>76163151
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ylioppilastutkinto_Suomessa
Go to arvostelu
>>76163178
Did you get M in maths?
feeling sads D:
the greatest gift can't come soon enough
>>76130784
>Go ahead, post your sacred chants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWhf6Vo9MM
>>76143240
ME OLIM ME EUROPPA LASII JA PASKEAA
>>76163531
See on hea. Soovitan!
>>76163694
that swan is drowning in lava
swan = sven = swede
GENIUS
don't talk about math tests fug
it reminds me that I can't spend the entire day sleeping today
>>76163771
It's the swan of Tuonela.
>>76163568
cancerous Nordicist picture
I might be gay
>>76163977
electric shock therapy will cure you
>>76163348
>the greatest gift
death?
>>76162585
who cares, she was always retarded
>>76169162
Is it true Finland doesn't really exist?
Hello lads, how are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE9fydcMFPQ
>roju
>google translate: vanha pelle / old buffoon
>not garbage
Why?
Heinänuhaa, Aurinko ei tunnu laskevan koskaan tai sitten se nousee erittäin nopeasti, kello 7 aamulla pystyn lukemaan kirjaa koko mustan pimennysverhon takana ilman valoja...
En enää muista miksi kesä on paras Suomen vuodenajoista...
>>76176834
As an adjective it means garbage. As a noun, the word can be used like a curse word about someone who's bad or dislikeful. And sometimes it's used jokingly. Like the phrase "Iga roju oma koju" ('Every roju to his each home') when it's time to go home after some gathering or such.
I don't know how's it used in that Metsatöll song though, as I don't know that song and am not going to listen to it at the moment...
The word's meaning from the ethymological dicitonary:
roju : roju : roju 'kõhn, kiitsakas, vilets, niru; selliste omadustega olend; reo, ramp'
● vadja roju 'prügi, puru', rõju 'prügi, rämps'
soome roju 'kola, vana kraam; rämps, praht'; van srmt 'kaabakas'
? isuri roju 'raju(ilm)'
Aunuse karjala roju 'kola, vana kraam'
>>76176834
As a native Estonian speaker I would say it means "scum", some connotations to decomposing bodies.
>>76178673
Well this was more than I expected thanks, veli hyvä.
>>76178741
Hmm, ok. So it is nearly the same meaning after all.
>>76163151
Did you get 0 % in Latin?
When did Estonia become such a jew?
>>76182731
Literally nothing compared to westcucks
>>76182731
põkas tagasi esilehele
>>76189960
hmm
muhk
Good night fug
>>76178673
in finnish it also means to lie around forgotten in a corner like trash when its as a verb, rojua. also can be used if someone is lazily lying in bed or something like that
>>76152693
Germanic folk are your greatest ally Finnic man, surely you can trust us
Based finns
>>76201226
look at me im standing upside down :D
>>76202670
#Selfie with dead reds
>>76203093
#squadgoals lol
>>76138300
My national exam was 6 years ago but I got 92% in English, 90% Croatian, 75% mathematics, 85% History and 78% ancient Greek
Today I am a manual labourer
Binns exblain the SS helmet
>>76203334
stands for suomalainen sisu
>be r*ssian
>Beat French and Germans by being the ultimate snowniggers
>Try to attack Funland
>Freeze to death
Wew
The hero we needed
>>76130784
that dude is very cool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_volunteers_in_the_Winter_War
"Add ide a didit, a didit add ide, én a didit oda nem adom!"
Ancient chant from middle Asia. They say, if you chant this 5 times in front of a mirror, a black guy will appear behind you! pic related
#Dreambig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va7exQMnL30
The White Guards in Finland
call for order,
all Russians out of the country
and down with the Red Guards.
Hey! Saksanniemi, Jäger unit,
troops of Lapua and Härmä,
Vöyri, Kauhava and other places...
Along with the Jägers
comes success and luck,
on our belts hang
German grenades.
Hey! Saksanniemi, Jäger unit,
troops of Lapua and Härmä,
Vöyri, Kauhava and other places...
Little Russians in St. Petersburg
see bad dreams,
Russia is a borderland
and Finland an empire.
Hey! Saksanniemi, Jäger unit,
troops of Lapua and Härmä,
Vöyri, Kauhava and other places...
Forward brothers, fear away,
and a swift pace,
the White Guards of Finland
are the guards of freedom.
Hey! Saksanniemi, Jäger unit,
troops of Lapua and Härmä,
Vöyri, Kauhava and other places...
>>76204504
Damn, 25 000 soldiers, that's a lot.
>>76204504
I did not know about this baka.
>>76204504
Bless our Magyar brothers.
>>76204872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAlplWO8H6Q
>>76203713
Yes, he was a Nganasan shaman. Nganasans are an Uralic people distantly related to Estonians, Finns and Hungarians.
>>76205051
>>76205105
>>76205152
Also Hungarian, Nobel prize winner, Albert Szent-Györgyi offered all of his prize money to Finland in 1940.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Szent-Gy%C3%B6rgyi
>>76205515
Noble deed, huh.
>>76205515
He was also a motorcyclist. A true gentleman.
>>76203334
Whole Eurobe blease exblain!
>how to trigger niggers
>Call them niggers
Simple
>/fug/ - Finno-Ugric / Uralic Anonymous 2 days ago
>2 days ago
>>76209393
>mentally ill anime posters desperately creating shallow traffic to seem relevant
>>76209609
Finns bring the hard truth
>>76209609
oops looks like we've reached the post cap for the hour
>the fastest /fug/ has ever been was today when i decided to make 3 posts to troll them
>tfw they don't sell ES in EStonia
>>76209796
you arent missing anything its garbage.
>>76210053
I want to know how memes taste like
>>76209393
>>76209683
>>76209737
By this retarded metric we should all aspire to become like the most Reddit-infested shithole of a general on this board, /brit/. Quality over quantity any day of the week for me.
>>76210092
Tastes good, don't listen to the fennoswede.
Just take the ferry to Finland and buy a lot of it.
>>76210596
How much does it cost?
>>76210812
Not much, you could easily buy a whole 24 pack for nothing.
>>76210914
I want to know the exact price u cucklord
>>76211131
1 euro or something like that so as much as beer so drink beer instead
I am depres and angry at happy strangers
>>76211612
I called a bunch of people niggers on Omegle and got IP banned
post some good finno-ugric folk music which is lit af, guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQmcTiRgvY
Real fugs pull the trigger on niggers. Fuck all other nationalities
>>76130784
Живyщий в Швeции poccийcкий yчeный-физик Baлeнтин Гaдeнoфф пocлe cвoeй пoeздки в Киeв нaпиcaл peзoнaнcный пocт oб Укpaинe.Oн paзвeнчaл пpoпaгaндиcтcкиe мифы oб Укpaинe: "Жизнь здecь бьёт ключoм, люди oчeнь aктивны и oчeнь вocпитaны, y вac oкypкoв нa yлицe мeньшe чeм в Швeции, этa дeтaль мeня вooбщe пopaзилa".Haзывaть yкpaинцeв фaшиcтaми – этo пpeдaтeльcтвo, из-зa этoй лжи гибнyт люди – a этo глyбoчaйшee пpeдaтeльcтвo. Я гoвopю co вceми иcключитeльнo нa pyccкoм и ни y oднoгo чeлoвeкa нe вoзникaeт мыcли дaжe кoco пocмoтpeть нa мeня", - нaпиcaл yчeный."Poccиянe, oткpoйтe глaзa нa peaльнocть и зaдyмaйтecь, Укpaинa yхoдит в бyдyщee! Mнe кaжeтcя, Eвpoпa этo пoнялa", - пoдчepкнyл блoгep.
B Кoнoтoпe дeпyтaт oблacтнoгo coвeтa oткpыл cтpeльбy пo людям. "Mнe пoзвoнили oбщecтвeнныe aктивиcты из Кoнoтoпa, кoтopыe нaчинaют cнocить шины пoд paйoтдeл, и cooбщили, чтo дeпyтaт oблcoвeтa Cepгeй Дeмeхa в cocтoянии aлкoгoльнoгo oпьянeния дoмoгaлcя дeвyшки пpямo в цeнтpe гopoдa! Люди, зacтyпившиecя зa дeвyшкy, были им paccтpeляны из личнoгo opyжия", – нaпиcaл мэp гopoдa Apтeм Ceмeнихин.
>>76214058
Menes ny Ivan vittuun siitä ;D
László Bogár:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TisxfLCAz8E
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_Bog%C3%A1r
Estonia raises alcohol taxation so Finns are now going to Latvia:
http://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/201706182200216206_u0.shtml
>>76203334
SS Viking?
>>76216640
Estonians themselves go to Latvia for some time now.
Bad doggo ran out of nowhere and bit me. Bad doggo had to be killed. Sad. Don't be a bad doggo
Hello, how have been? I've been drinking 15-20 a beers an evening for the past two weeks or so. Wish booze was as cheap here as in Lithuania or Eesti.
wow dudes why are you rushing so madly hahah
slow down a bit :D you have plenty of time :)
>>76217322
Embrace your fug heritage. I know that you are haplogroup N fugger whether you admit it or not.
>>76217436
no never, I'm true balt
>>76217322
Did you know that you are our new blood brothers? Estonia raised their booze prices so we come over there.
>>76217518
actually the prices of alcohol also got higher Lithuania too :DDDDD
>>76217477
No your not, you are like Russians trying to be sl*vs eventhough everyone knows that many of them are Fugs!
>>76217518
Latviaan, ei Liettuaan, ainaki yllä linkatun uutisen mukaan.
I am finngolian
>>76217689
Well it was Latvia then, I'm sorry. got you two confused.
http://www.is.fi/matkat/art-2000001175543.html
https://www.aamulehti.fi/maailma/uskomatonta-viinakaupan-bussi-vie-nyt-suomalaiset-halvan-viinan-ostoksille-latviaan-24071604/
http://www.talouselama.fi/uutiset/sok-menee-latviaan-laidat-ryskyen-3347517
>>76217793
Jep, sori. En vaa muistanu sitä eroo. EI sil et "pilkkaisin" mut en muistanu et kumpi maa.
>>76217322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEb68L-3UWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHT3J68EzI
>Finnz move from buying cheap alcohol from Eesti to buying it from Latvia, because it gets more expensive in Eesti
>1/3 of the customers are already Finnish according to this VERY Latvian looking man
>He is obviously very happy as you can see from his VERY Latvian smirk
>Alko1000 store in Latvia is owned by some Estonians
Stop doing this. We don't want to travel all the way to Poland Minor to get our cheap kossu.
Does anyone else find it weird how many ancient Proto-Germanic loanwords Finnish has? Stuff like kuningas (king) is basically exact unchangef copy of the Proto-Germanic kuningaz while modern Germans and other Germanic nations use widely differing words like könig, kung, king etc. In fact, I think the word is so old it could be that Proto-Germanics first introduced the idea of monarchy to Finns but that is just guesswork.
>>76218342
Yeah, loan words should be abolished. But honestly, this is unrelated, but so should all the haplokangs.
>>76218342
same with äiti borrowed from gothic
I did not drink this weekend.
need estonians for my evil plan
>>76218342
It also means there were FINNISH KANGZ in the pre-Christian era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dal2otOcr70
Latvia here we come :^)
Slow thread
is it because of estonians?
I am speaking with stones and watching oak trees grow.
https://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk
This >>76220791
reminded me of a thread about what countries do European countries joke about... According to it every Balt joked about Estonians and Estonians tell jokes about Finns.
Can some Estonian share an example of what kind of jokes those are that you guys tell about us?
Gonna give up on girls lads, gonna fucking do it.
>>76224308
Don't do it, your country needs more people. Also, I read this stupid list from EstoniaWorld about Estonians and it said, "You cheated on your wife/husband at least ten times but you still think you’re in a good marriage." Is this just a dumb listicle or are you guys really that degenerate?
Normally I avoid these sorts of 'articles' but it came up when I was searching for something else. http://estonianworld com/life/100-ways-to-know-that-you-are-from-estonia/
>>76218342
Don't forget Ruhtinas (druhtinaz)
>>76224308
make babies for your country, lita poeg
and raise them to be upstanding citizens
"Kansa suhtautuu neutraalisti muuttoliikkeeseen etelän keskuksiin
Enemmän kuin kaksi viidestä (43 %) suhtautuu neutraalisti maan sisäiseen muuttoliikkeeseen kohti etelän kaupunkikeskuksia.
Reilu kolmannes (36 %) kielteisesti.
Myönteisesti suhtautuvia löytyy seitsemäsosan verran (14 %), käy ilmi KAKS – Kunnallisalan kehittämissäätiön tutkimuksesta."
http://www.verkkouutiset.fi/kotimaa/muuttoliike_suhtautuminen-66866
>>76146943
cheers, son. and why not?
>>76222825
>every Balt joked about Estonians
if it's the same old "estonians are slow" jokes then i got some bad news for you. it's a russian joke from 90s. only people who tell those jokes are russian diaspora. and what makes it even more peculiar is that the "slow" joke in russia used to be about finns. it wasn't until we got independent they got so butthurt they decided to spam that meme.
as to jokes about finland... i'd say we mostly joke about latvians, the retarded cow fuckers with abnormal amounts of toes etc.
>>76224548
That's not true. Some degenerate wrote it, it seems.
>>76225303
weren't norwegians the slow ones according to those jokes?
or are russians really that uncreative and recycle the jokes with anyone they share borders with?
>>76225515
>recycle the jokes with anyone they share borders with?
pretty much this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chukhna
i don't think they even distinguish us much like they call all asians chinese. it doesn't matter what region or what culture you're from: chinese
>>76225698
not that we're any better towards the asians. we just call them 'pilud' which translates to two things: slit-eyed or cunt-eyed (since cunt or pilu/pillu is also a slit)
>>76225506
Ok thanks for reassuring me.
>>76225303
The post which I mentioned was based on this map. I don't know the source behind the map... I thought you guys joked about our alcoholics who spent time in Tallinn.
And yes the balt jokes are about you being slow... It is probably due to our different language that makes russians/balts joke about us Fug people.
>>76226709
Cute map,
what kind of jokes Eestis makes about Finland?
>>76226808
Eivät ne meistä vitsaile, vaan latvialaisista, jos ylempänä ollut puhui totta. Tuo on lähteetön meemikartta mikä esiintyi joskus jossain keskustelussa.
>>76226808
a man calls the emergency service
>yes hello this is emergency
>hi, i just drove over a moose (põder is ethnic slur for finns), what do?
>is it alive?
>seems to be, but badly damaged
>well, put a bullet in its head then and end its misery
>will do that thanks
silence for a bit..
>you there?
>yes, how did it go with the bullet?
>uhm.. idk, its offering me 200 marka (finnish old money) to not shoot it, what do now?
i think this might be a rehash of some other nationality, but
an englishman goes to the doctor asking how to become american
>oh that's easy, we just have to remove 25% of your brain
>right, let's do it!
after the surgery however the doctors are sad to inform him that 75% of his brain was accidentally removed to which the man replies
>ei se mitään!
In my opinion the declining population of Fugs is caused by several things like people migrating to bigger cities (Helsinki, Tallinn) which reduces people's will to have children (what is the point of having kids in a small apartment) also people seem to see having kids as expensive... Women rather spent time in career and universities that is also one reason why we our populations are declining.
Estonia (and other Baltic countries) loses people to emigration and their population is getting old. Only areas that are growing in Baltic countries are their capitals. In my honest opinion Estonia should be annexed to Finland (which becomes Fugland after the annexation of Estonia) when their country can't sustain itself. There is an interesting quote:
"In March (2013), Latvian President Andris Berzins said that if massive emigration from his country does not stop, its independence will be in doubt 10 years from now. The same could be said of Estonia and Lithuania.
From 1990 to 2011, Lithuania's population fell from 3.6 million to 3 million. Over the same period, the population of Latvia declined from 2.6 million to 2 million, while Estonia's fell from 1.5 million to 1.3 million. These declines were partly due to low fertility rates, which have remained below the replacement level of 2.1 children per woman (the number of births needed to keep population levels stable) for more than two decades."
https://www.stratfor.com/article/baltics-emigration-and-demographic-decline
I think that finno-ugric nationalism will rise in Russia, and slav-russians will convert into belarussian culture and language.
Discuss
This >>76227253 was meant as an answer to >>76225030
Hello, is this the most autistic general on 4chan?
>>76227273
i think that when your birth rates continue to drop at 10% per year and the muslims are gonna grow in numbers you're gonna go searching for your "roots" and many people will grasp to the varjag/viking, chud/fug and rus roots
i have high hopes for cultural/political autonomy for fug peoples in russian federation, but also i admit this is naive
>>76227390
Yes, that is why this one thread has been going on for 2 days and we write long answers to questions and actually discuss about things. Autism drives non-Fuggers out of here.
restoration of autonomous regions of karjala and ingeri would be interesting
>>76227273
I don't believe it... Fugs might have a chance if Russia breaks up after Putin but I don't really see other possibilities currently Russia would probably crush nationalist movements of cultural minorities living there just to be safe from separatism.
The Fug areas are located in places which contain natural resources according to some sources so I don't see Russia letting those go.
>>76227623
The Izhorians and Votes are missing from the map. They are not the same as the Ingrian Finns. Difference of religion and language: the Votes are the original inhabitants. They are the closest tribe to the Estonians. Their language forms a seperate group among the Finnic languages, together with Estonian, Võro, and Livonian. They all have the -õ- sound - /ɤ/, which corresponds to /e/ in back-vowel-harmony words and in many cases, /o/ in the first syllable. The Izhorians came from Karelia in the 11th century. So their language doesn't have that -õ- sound. Still very distinct from Karelian. They were both then christianised by Novgorod, and became orthodox. The Ingrians came from Finland in the 17th century, so they are Lutheran.
The Veps, Ludes, and Livvi are missing, although the Livvi could be considered Karelian, and the Ludes are a transitional tribe between the Veps and Karelians.
>>76130784
*posts sacred chant*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CcBHszlnzs
>>76227623
That's some horrific Finnish writing "väittää alueella Suomi" (Finland claims on a territory). "Liitto Suomen, Karjalan ja Inkerin" (Union Finland's, Karelia's and Ingria's)
>>76227806
>Livvi could be considered Karelian
It's called Livvin-Karelian in their Wikipedia which is very intelligible for Finns:
https://olo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi%C3%A4sivu
Livvi is just a dialect of Karelian.
>>76227965
>That's some horrific Finnish writing
>by Dmitry Karachun
at least there was an attempt
>>76227806
So basically:
Proto-Finns arrived at the Neva. (The Sami had already split off)
The ancestors of the Karelians, Veps, Ludes, Izhorians, and Livvi went north.
The ancestors of the Estonians, Finns, Livonians, Võro, Seto, and Votes went south
The Votes inhabited Ingria.
The Livonians inhabited most of Latvia and parts of southern Estonia
The Võro and Seto inhabited south-eastern Estonia.
The Finns migrated from Estonia to Finland by boats, and mixed with the Karelians there, and displaced the Sami. Genetically, Western and Eastern Finns are, to this day, quite far-apart from eachother.
>>76227965
That genitive ordering is disgusting. The easiest way to tell if someone actually knows the language. You learn this very early on.
Russian, French, and many others have the order: son mother's
English, and the Finnic and Baltic languages have the order: mother's son
English also has the construction: son of the/a mother though.
are brown finnish kids this common?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf1zddMcRMg
the boy at 3:50 speaks some nice "rally spanish"
>what does the estonian do when the estonian team has won the football world championship?
>he turns off the playstation and goes to sleep
>the finn comes to the insurance office trying to get his house insured against fire
>he is asked to fill out a pile of documents
>"i don't have time for this bullshit paperwork, my house is already burning"
>the finn is in london and asks a local man for the time
>it's a quarter to five the man says
>heh, that's odd, thinks the finn, i've been asking the time since early morning and keep getting different answers
>>76228770
I don't get it
>>76227210
no voi ny vittu
>>76227870
>>76228897
it's probably a spin on the national stereotype of finns/estonians to be a bit slow to make important decisions. we tend to prefer sitting around and contemplating things not rushing into stuff
>what's an estonian?
>a faster finn
Äiti haluisi, että minusta tulisi tuomari tai juristi, mutta minusta tuli juomari ja turisti!
>>76229222
Tulevaisuudessa postaat tämän Latvian lipun alla, jos uutiset pitää paikkansa.
>>76229222
is it really that impossible for finns to get into good higher education?
it'd seem that most finns online didn't even attend university while most chileans online apparently went to one of the top universities here.
Which makes no sense
>>76229374
ne pitäävat. myös lituanialaiset ovat pulaassa. yhdessä me mietimme tässa että se veron nousu meni vähään vittuun
>>76229534
it's wordplay.. you substitute the front letters j and t and get two professions that are respected to change into two traits that are disrespected..
>>76229644
of course I noticed the wordplay
I just took it as an opportunity to state that weird thing
>>76229020
estonians take speed :DD:D
>>76229718
i wouldn't know. this fug general thing is new for me and i don't really care about such life issues and personal information.
>>76229728
looking kinda russian there
that wallpaper even looks like a rug
>>76229989
hes a fast guy
>>76230033
jep. i can literally see the wind vortex around his aerodynamically perfect head
>>76229644
Tämä on mennyttä aikaa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yft6Ug5ddDQ
Kuka Liettuassa alkoholia ostaa?
time for beauty sleep!
>>76230560
ne myös käyvät latviassa viinaostoksilla koska neillä viinaverot ovat nousuut 110% maaliskuusta lähtien
on arvioitu että ne juovat vuodessa noin 16L puhdasta alkoholia. maailman johtavia juomareita!
>>76202670
>Russian_soldier_winter_war
German
>>76229020
>Russian jokes about Finns/Tšuhnas: they're slow, stupid and gullible
>Finnish jokes about Russians: they're 1.Thieves, 2.Poor 3.Lazy, 4.Untrustworthy, 5.Completely incompetent in absolutely everything, hence the term "ryssä", which can be used in a multitude of ways, like in a verb "ryssiä", which means to fuck/russ something up by being an idiot.
Fun fact: the word "russakka" means cockroach. It is a loanword from Russian, originally referring to the Prussians. Now it just refers to the Russians. Talk about a plan backfiring :^)
Got nothing against the Russians tho.
They're just living their heads up their arses, exactly like the Americans.
>>76217477
Balts were originally Fugs
>>76228385
Not truly, they let leftist run Finland100years campaign and they are now trying to push multiculturalism under nationalism.
Dont expect anything Epic or Fug from this year.
>>76232094
Sad, I guess it wouldn't make sense to try hurrying with my stuff here to visit for dec 6 then
>>76232094
Can you elaborate on the push for multiculturalism in Finland? Do Finns hate themselves like some other euros?
>>76231849
>russakka
Never even heard.
>>76229020
>estonian
>a faster Finn
We see it other way around mate
>>76232991
Why don't you non-white cunts celebrate Easter?
>>76231849
Here we have prussakas aka. the Prussian. And tarakan aka. the Turk.
>>76234452
Semmonen sivistymätön siellä.
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russakka
>>76231849
>Russakka eli saksantorakka[2] (Blattella germanica) on torakkalaji.
Hello family!
>>76235636
Wat
My grandmother was Catholic if that helps
>>76231061
>cat pic
Oh I remember you
>>76143959
>Rokolláré, rokolláré,rokolláré rokolla.Annál bívebb, annál bívebb, annál bívebb az alla
>>76222825
Jänhesen püüdminen:
https://youtu.be/5bBW600xH9I
>>76242016
>tfw have to speak both russian and estonian to get the joke
>tfw can't share based humor with the rest of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn59vHC1Qc
>>76238571
Go away oppressor of nations and suppressor of cultures
This is what I got from the jokes without speaking Estonian, as a native Finn.
>>76242016
They start by talking about how to catch a rabbit, in order to make it sausage, in Lapland. They show how to catch it with a bag... It fails and they go to dance.
>>76242261
In this one Gena and Cheburashka (Soviet child show characters, Muksis in Finnish) comes to Tallinn... I can't understand shit... Children are waiting for their famous song... which I can't understand.
Talking about crocodile Gena... Here is his song in Finnish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GabBhuEpiAA
>>76243523
>They start by talking about how to catch a rabbit, in order to make it sausage, in Lapland. They show how to catch it with a bag... It fails and they go to dance.
Yep, that's what they do. The joke's all about mimicing Finns in their speak.
>>76243523
The Estonian subs talk about kids events and normal stuff, but in Russian they're talking about business making cucumber salad and shashlik and finding whores to do striptease and showing their pussies and how cab drivers in Russia aren't all faggots any more.
>>76243693
Oh... Now I feel slow because I thought that it was very intelligible. I even watched it again just to make sure that I got the joke. It's probably easy for Estonians to mimic Finnish.
>>76243726
Does the younger generation of Estonians understand Russian language? I don't and that's why I kept following the subtitles without realizing what they were talking about.
I understood that he said business plan (äriplaan?) but couldn't put it together with the context...
>>76243907
>Does the younger generation of Estonians understand Russian language?
Not really. I'm 30 and my Russian is shit.
We had Russian lessons for five or six years in the school and I could barely pick anything up.
Need to wait until tomorrow to get booze. The agony.
Mis on parim õlu ja miks on see Aleksander?
>>76244421
Pyha Pekka kiusamine
https://youtu.be/qp03slFkSrc
>>76245518
>aleksander
LoL
>>76244201
same
>>76218342
*Kuningaz.
>>76245799
t. Alaealine
>>76202670
Vitsi oli omakeksimä n. vuosi sidden.
>>76246222
Lol
>>76246148
t. joon ainult eesti õlut
>>76246299
Mis sulle siis meeldib?
>>76245518
Se o kuule Sandels
The light orcish infantry man has evolved
>>76246319
isiklikult eelistan tumedat õlut, seega guinness on hetkel lemmik, aga tuborg, ginger joe ja manchester on ilmselt järgmised
eesti õlled millegi pärast mulle väga ei istu, ei tea miks
>>76245518
>>76246326
Plebs
>>76246457
Parim tume õlu pildil. Eesti oma ka.
>>76247678
vitt :DDD
Why are Finns so unattractive?
>>76247943
t. Cai-Göran Persson
>>76248207
latvians are russian subhumans
>>76248264
Latvian people on average are more attractive than Finns from what I've seen. Russian girls are more attractive than Finnish ones too. Why are your people so unattractive? I am happy I don't have Finnic subhuman DNA.
>>76248303
latvian girls are cheap whores and latvian men look just like their slavic brethren in east
finnics are objectively superior to l*tvian subhuman rapebabies
>>76248439
Keep telling yourself that, Pekkakhan. Finns look Asiatic with bloated, flat faces and ugly noses. Your more sucessful Nordic neighbours are some of the most attractive people in the world while Finns are arguably one of the worst looking in Europe.
>>76247943
Hello Pekka, how are you doing today?
I am melting atm, it's too freaking hot.
27C and I am on my way to buy cold beers.
>>76248498
Why are you on /fug/ insulting real fugs? Finnish girls are beautiful.
>>76248661
>finnish girls are butifel
Pekka my son.
Why did Latvians genocide Livonians?
Why are they trying to ruin /fug/?
Why do they hate Finno-Ugrics so much?
Livonian disappearance wasn't a genocide, it was just a prank bro.
Don't call me Latvian, stop abusing your spooks on me, ok? OK. I am the unique one and you are my property.
>>76248851
>Don't call me Latvian
Haha, a Russian. xD
>>76248953
I'm French :-DDDD
>>76248773
It wasn't genocide per se, the Latvians didn't kill any Livonians.
They just stole their land, and didn't learn Livonian. The Livonians had to learn Latvian to communicate. There was no education in Livonian. There were no opportunities with Livonian, except for being a fisherman.
>>76248773
Let him have his fun. He is from a country that is dying out and he knows it. Soon there will be no Latvians.
"In March, Latvian President Andris Berzins said that if massive emigration from his country does not stop, its independence will be in doubt 10 years from now.
From 1990 to 2011, Lithuania's population fell from 3.6 million to 3 million. Over the same period, the population of Latvia declined from 2.6 million to 2 million"
https://www.stratfor.com/article/baltics-emigration-and-demographic-decline
>tfw activated autism almonds
FUG XD
>Fugs are ugly
t: Sminem boy cool -pro
>>76249555
>receding hairline
>fivehead of death
5/10 irl.
Also not blue eyes, I thought Bins were proud of being light eyes and Nordic looking. :DDDD
>>76249636
Nah, most prestigious finns have brown hair and blue eyes.
Having too light features comes off unmasculine.
>>76249636
This is how a true finn looks like
>>76249704
I unironically agree, light eyes and brown hair is a goat combo.
t. totally unbiased brown haired, light eyed guy :-DDD
Also explain that meme you just posted, I happen to really, really like this post.
>>76249754
Looks like the fellow immigrant worker named Wojtek. :-DDDDDDd
>>76249754
Well that's just a slav.
>>76249795
It's jarkko
>>76249825
No is finnish expert on horse games from Finland, he is named Jarkko.
>>76249846
Tell me more about Finns, Sven. :DDD
>>76249846
>No is finnish expert on horse games from Finland, he is named Jarkko.
>Horse games
>Horse
>Games
That's a fucking romani then you dip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKQZoUPAiQ
>>76249898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lejjKUbvM
Explain this rare footage friend. :DDD
>>76249933
Tip top memery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No9hv31Kz24
>>76249860
Finns are funny and weird. They come in various sizes and shapes. Finns are reculant on doing stuff and usually like to put aside duties if there is any.
>>76249898
I am talking about Toto, he is named Jarkko Päiväniemi. He is pure finnish.
>>76249996
Well he doesn't look like it and by his occupation i'm 99.99% sure he ain't.
Literally only romanis care about horses or horsesports.
>>76249972
I gan feel my 1/256th Uralic ancestors galling me now :-DDDDDDd
>>76249996
I thought Asiatics were big on duty, remember how ancient Nipponese practiceds Manchu philosophy?
>>76250069
>Jarkko on kotoisin Haaparannasta, mutta on syntynyt Sallassa, Suomen Itä-Lapissa.
http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=1025&artikel=5100839
Googletin.
>>76250106
>Lapissa
>LaPISSa
xD
>>76250106
>mutta on syntynyt Sallassa, Suomen Itä-Lapissa.
No vittu huutista, joku poronnussija tietenkin.
this is a finn
>>76250283
Is it you?
Why is Estonia such a wonder of a country?
Literally the best post-soviet
>>76250369
Thank Edgar Savisaar and meme magic
>>76250479
What did he do to make you better than rest of the baltics?
>>76250522
>Italy worse than Estonia
mem
>>76250069
Shut up, finns do horse games too. Here is Finlands greatest horse man
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorma_Kontio
I am guessing you're from Helsinki or other homo city and don't know about these stuff.
>>76250081
Well, this actually depends. Man finns are weird, think of it as a kinder surprise, you never know when you get shit when there is only shit in it.
>>76250522
This guy is the real hero and one of the main reasons why Eesti is Beesti.
>Laar claims the only book on economics he had read before becoming prime minister at the age of 32 was Free to Choose by Milton Friedman.
Non-fugs need to leave this thread NOW
>>76251208
haha make me xD
>>76251208
But you're my brother.
>>76250522
>>76251170
And after him we had pretty much non-stop right-liberal guberments while leftists could never form a coalition until last year. I hope we'll get rid of them cunts soon before they fuck everything up.