/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>>76130135
>dat lazy eye

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>>76130135
Second for pretty European landscapes

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/anime/ uezs

>main powers of Europe
Yep we're fucked. LMFAO

>>76130503
Carolus when?

>>76130503
Was Sweden ever a major player in European affairs?

>>76130580
They fucked shit up in the 30 years war

>>76130251
can't unsee

>>76130580
Start of 30-year-war until 1720s

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Hey krauts, I need your help
What does Sozialversicherungsausweise means?
I need to provide a copy of this to a company. I understand it's some kind of social security card, but I guess my French "carte vitale" won't do

>>76130580
>Use of the Schwedentrunk is recorded in the histories of towns throughout Southern Germany. Though specific circumstances differed, in every case a restrained and gagged victim was forced to swallow (by means of a funnel) a large amount of unappetizing, sometimes boiling liquid. Substances such as urine, excrement, liquid manure, and sullage were used for this purpose.

>Apart from disgust, illness, and the possibility of bacterial infection, the Schwedentrunk inflicted intense gastric pain. Because liquids are incompressible, the victim's stomach and bowels must expand to painful proportions to accommodate the copious quantities of fluid. The torturers then squeezed the distended belly with wooden boards or trampled the victim underfoot.

>>76130685
means social insurance cards

>>76130685
A copy of that card is probably enough. We have basically the same thing with that lil chip

>>76130135
american colonies

>>76130746
greater mexico

>>76130746
Yet no one here speaks english, get good

>>76130745
we don't. what the fuck are you talking about? the shit in his picture isn't a krankenkassenkarte

ich würde gerne eine 30-45 jährige gutaussehende frauen kennenlernen die auf jüngere männer steht

bewertet

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>George VI of the United Kingdom was the last European ruler to claim an imperial title; when he abdicated as Emperor of India in 1948, the last active use of the title imperator in the West ceased. It was thereafter used only historically, or as a Latin translation for certain continuing titles of non-European cultures, such as Japan.

we need a new European Empire lads

>>76130710
barbaric

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>>76130939
Absolutely Swedish

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>>76130921
>he's a monarchist

>>76131402
British republicans tend to be treasonous self-hating numales

/fug/, you're cordially invited to the /fr/ summer camp
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-8002,-1001
Be nice, do not spoil the creation of others

>>76131473
the kind of people who apologise for the falklands war I imagine

>>76131473
Cromwell wasn't he hated paddies

>All these non /fug/ flags
Irrelevant and/or unrefined countries begone.

>>76132230
Modern day British republicans then

>>76132435
yeah if more people were like cromwell this wouldn't be the case

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>>76131402

>he isn't a monarchist
>he is still falling for the recucklic meme

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Expanding the EU beyond this was a mistake.

>>76132590
>Wales and Scotland

Nah mate

>>76132590
What's wrong with Aquitaine

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>>76132626
no bully

>>76132590
>yankee tool to force economic contest
It was a mistake from the very beginning and the anglo is to blame.

>>76132745
literally all france and germany's fault

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>>76132647
>>76132727
ok. now with C*lts out.

>>76132536
I presume you're meme'ing, but I really don't get it with monarchists. Like, what happens when the closeted homo monarch takes a liking to you, rapes you and kills you so you can't tell anyone? Or wants to hunt you for sport?

I don't get it.

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Is this good enough for a UK flag ? It's only 10x20 but I tried my best.
>>76132784
>C*lts out
>Keeps Aquitaine
AYOOO we wuz gauls and shit

>>76132784
>C*lts out
>Keeps Kernow

Cornwall is not England sweetie

>>76133071
Id believe you if they could speak cornish.

>>76133136
Northerners can't speak english yet they're still part of England, it doesn't mean much.

>>76133136
So you believe in linguistic nationalism? All the T*rks and Africans who come and learn German are as German as you are?

>inb4 you recycle the same insult for me
Tá Gaeilge líofa agam.

>>76133258
Eh, fine.
When im bored I like to draw inaccurate fantasymaps so this I wont contest it any further.

>>76133303
Anon chill out (and fuck off btw) you don't need to sperg out like that.
>>76133304
It's alright, it's still fun frankly

>>76133371
Irish don't like it when you tell them their language isn't real.

>>76132784
But we're celts

>>76133478
Throughout our twentieth-century history, the Irish language was incredibly useful against the British. It was like Navajo code talkers, and, obviously, your security services were too stupid to learn Irish.

>>76132590
i almost agree but "great" britain should be removed. Provided that we annexed switzerland and that southern italy be nuked off the map, CECA/EGKS was what the European Union should have stayed as

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>>76133606
>Only notable achievement of the Irish people is being so weak they don't even need to learn their language
That's sad.

>>76133698
That's not what I said at all.

>>76132921
I don't think you understand the purpose of monarchy.

It's a romantic ideal to strive for, an image of purity, nobility and duty that inspires the ordinary man. The monarch isn't as important themselves as what they're supposed to represent. Gods among men.

I'd say modern day journalism and online media has ruined the "above us" image we had of monarchs.

But yeah, essentially they're supposed to be images and models of inspiration, a leader of the spirit of a nation, that's far more powerful than any elected politician

>>76133742
It's true though

>>76132921
What you are talking about isn't related to monarchy, they're symptoms of concentration of powers and totalitarianism.
How many civil wars and revolts were there in Kingdoms about abuse from the Crown ? Same with contestation of the throne by other noble houses.
Monarchies rose to power because of the system and culture of the time. They aren't just born in nobility, most of the time they were warriors and defended their land.
Nowadays it's kinda irrelevant, because of National armies and all, but it doesn't mean they don't have a place, just not the same. In england, nobility really doesn't have the same power as it used to have, but still performs well in business and academy.

>>76134282
Same in France, just look at ministers and deputies and such, that's where you'll find the De something

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>>76130135
Now that I finally found an unbiased place to ask this

I want to travel to France and the UK in the near future and I need to know: Do the ppl in these countries really hate us as much as /int/ says? I just want to know before I offend someone with my presence.

>>76134887
nah

>>76134981
I don't want some pity answers tho. I want really honest answers.

>>76134887
I don't know for the UK, but you should have no problem in France
Don't believe the memes
As long as you're not shouting things in German, you're fine

>>76134887
No, not at all. Maybe one in a million old people would be slightly wary of you, but even then I doubt it.

>>76135031
doesn't get more real than this
if people don't even mind the immigrants that mow them down in the streeets with AKs why do you think they would hate the neighbour that has been castrated for over 70 years

>>76134887
No.
Worst thing you'll get here in the South West will be cheeky comments about not being able to tan, nazi jokes (grossly imitating german while shouting) and all, but it's not really hatred.
And you come as a tourist, not as an invader (Just let the panzers at home).
It's been 70 years. Don't worry.

>>76135137
>grossly imitating german while shouting
how original

>>76135320
Well... that's a stereotypes anon.

>>76135320
I find it funny personally
>WOLLT IHR TOTALLEN KRIEG?

>>76134887
it's literally all memes, you're taking /int/ too seriously

>>76135357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o7bodx4y6F

>>76135320
It's not like we don't do it with "le French Accent Baguette Xd"

>>76135448
This
>honhon le baguette voulez vous couchez avec moi

>>76135448
We're also know for having shit humor.
[spoiler]For a reason[/spoiler]

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I'm addicted to French toast Tbh

Why are people on /fug/ mostly nationalists?

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>>76130135

Am I invited?

>>76135448
>Not making fun of the biggest weakness in the French language

>>76135558
Special vip guest

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>frenchman politely inquires about my country
>"ouai ouai monsieurrrrrrrrr j'adore les frog legs"

>>76135528
it's a lost bread, stop calling it french toast reeee

>>76135394
Ich verstehe nicht die letzte Stück

>>76135320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OUbAMG15x2
This is what German sounds to an untrained French ear
>>76135558
Yes but don't tell anyone else. You're our friend but it must stay an exception

>>76135542
because we're not on reddit

>>76135582
>the biggest weakness in the French language
what is it?

>>76130135
Karolus, serenissimus augustus, a Deo coronatus, magnus pacificus imperator, Romanum gubernans imperium, qui et per misericordiam Dei rex Francorum et Longobardorum*

>>76135750
We don't give a shit about nominative, accusative, and co I guess

>>76133777
>It's a romantic ideal to strive for, an image of purity, nobility and duty that inspires the ordinary man.
And that really worked, which is why nearly every monarchy on earth was overthrown due to monarchical abuses.

>I don't think you understand the purpose of monarchy.
I hate when people say this. I understand perfectly. I just know it to be wrong.

>I'd say modern day journalism and online media has ruined the "above us" image we had of monarchs.
That's a lot of obfuscation when you could have just said "truth."

>>76134282
>What you are talking about isn't related to monarchy, they're symptoms of concentration of powers and totalitarianism.
What do you think monarchism involves?

>inb4 constitutional monarchy
Constitutional monarchy is just a half-measure towards republicanism. If you'd proposed constitutional monarchy at any point for over a thousand years, you'd have been executed for treason and probably heresy.

>They aren't just born in nobility, most of the time they were warriors and defended their land.
Initially, then their 5X great-grandson was a limp-wristed despot.

>In england, nobility really doesn't have the same power as it used to have, but still performs well in business and academy.
The best degree any member of the royal family has ever had is a 2:1 in Art History.

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>>76135584
British lads bullied me in a pub when I was visiting Bristol. They called me escargot boy.

Jokes on them they bought me 4 pints in total when I beat them playing pool

Reminder that Charlemagne is a corruption of Shirley Mane (síorllyfn mêr) and he was an ethnic Celto-Brython

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>>76135827
>Karolus Magnus
>Shirley Mane

>>76135750
The Lorraine accent

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>>76135827
finally someone dares speak the truth
breizh atao lads

>>76135827
Ayoo his real name was charlus De Mangus and he wus an afrikan KANG
>>76135956
>Breton knight
Top kek Yannick, back to the Crêperie. You need to eat your daily tub of butter.

>>76136028
It's Yannig for the bretons

>>76136028
*slays you* nothing personnel...frank..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH7rSvfkP5A

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>>76136088
Don't need to know how to write breton names to mock you.

>>76135590

>"verdammten Arschlöcher"
>fucking assholes

It's a voice clip by a guy called Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler, a german metalhead who has a Lets Play channel on yt. He is mostly famous for being incredibly low IQ and very easy to trigger. He gained so much "fame" that quite a lot of people here go on a kinda pilgrimage to his house and stalk him around his home town. While that is kinda mean spirited, he himself is not much better, so don't feel to bad for him. The voice clip is part of one video of "haters" following him around in his village.

So britlads, I'll need your help with your language.

In German, when a waiter brings you your food, he may say something like "Bitteschön". In English, would they say anything at all? If so, what would they say?

>>76135528
Thats called a Armer Ritter you americanzied Retard

>>76136202
German autism sounds awesome.
https://youtu.be/7xCD2b_9FME?t=4m47s
Is this part of it ?
>>76136172
Awesome songs don't win wars.
But it is an awesome song nonetheless.

>>76130471
what does uezs means?

>>76136481
t b h

>>76136239
Enjoy your meal probably

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>>76136481
i don't get it

>>76136239
This >>76136561
Although a lot of our waiters are European in the major cities

>>76136570
Are you retarded ? Were you rocked to close to the wall as a child ?

>>76136570
I assume its a literal translation of to be honest

>>76136570
pêh

>>76136570
UM EHRLICH ZU SEIN = TO BE HONEST

>>76136561
>>76136624
Thank you. I had a little dispute with my father who thought that they would usually say "Please" and it's hard to google something like this.

>>76136202
Isn't he kind of an asshole. I know he banned a guy from TS for pronouncing "game of thrones" incorrectly

>>76136481
um ehrlich zu sein

to be honest

What do you like to drink /fug/?

>>76136770
water

>>76136695
He was a pretty nice guy before people started bullying him desu

>>76136770
been drinking a lot of cider and wine lately though if i want to get really drunk it's whiskey

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>>76136770
Recovering alcoholic
Nothing anymore. But otherwise beer(ale at the pub, lagers at home), wine for meals and Rum cocktail when it's hot

>>76135920
>tfw I don't even know what it sounds like

>>76136695

Now that's unlikely, he can't speak english properly himself (not that he can speak german either). I doubt he would ban someone over that, then again he banned people from his TS for lesser shit.

And yeah he is an asshole, which is why I said our french brudi shouldn't too feel to bad for him. Rainer is notorious for being incapable of handling any kind of criticism towards him as well as sending dick pics to any girl that has ever interacted with him. I think some of the trolls are a bit to harsh with him and I condemn those people that stalk him in rl, but I don't feel bad for the other stuff that happens to him.

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>>76137100
>look up "accent lorrain" on jewtube
>video opens with "and immediately an anecdote from abderaim, arrived in france-"

>>76137180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIFlgP1cQC4

Found it, I can understand what's being said for some reason

>>76137378
wtf I am pretty sure this guy got unironically legit autism

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>>76137228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2b6dHkQkA4

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C'EST BOULANGE, BOULANGE, BOULANGE
C'EST BOULANGER QU'IL NOUS FAUT

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>>76137541
I don't understand a single word

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I am a brit :)

>>76137590
*kills himself*

no, he's a coward
everytime someone seems like a good leader it turns out he's a huge faggot

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>>76137724
indeed

>>76137724
I think it's the weakness of "populism"

>>76137657
I'm not sure if you've ever heard a luxembourger speak german but they have the equivalent of that accent just in french

>>76137776
He was very similar to Hitler, I just noticed it.
But less autistic and more imposing imo

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>>76137541
>comme même

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>>76137859
no, I meant I really don't understand anything. I don't speak french at all.

Come on guys : >>76138372

>>76137987
You're missing out on some good accents "mon gros"

>>76137987
>PAS UN MOT

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>>76137683
Just for you anon.

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>>76137987

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>>76137590
>"He died as he has lived: a second lieutenant." (Georges Clemenceau upon hearing news of Boulanger's suicide)

Ouch.

>>76138727
I'm way paler and my hair and eyes are brown, desu

>>76138785
fucking Clémeanceau was SAVAGE

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>>76138785
meow

>>76131950
Yes that's exactly the kind of people who tend to be republicans. You would think it'd be a neutral position (given our history as republic) but it has this left-wing tinge to it for some reason.

>>76139090
did you know he fought in 12 duels
he was from a time when politicians weren't absolute faggots

>>76139351
but Clémenceau was also a special guy

he would've eat you alive if he wanted

>>76139456
not sure what you're trying to say there lad

>>76139538
sorry, bad english
c'était un taré le gars, tous les politiciens n'étaient pas comme lui (comme prétend >>76139351 ). Il se laissait pas marcher sur les pieds, c'était juste un président unique.

>>76139625
ah je vois
of course every politician wasn't as great
but even the most cowardly back then would be considered uber alpha today

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>>76139625
>tfw i can understand french but i can't for the life of me speak it

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>>76139895

Your not alone, i understand French perfectly but my thick geordie accent holds me back when i try to speak it

>>76139895
how hard could it be? What can you not pronounce?
try reading the sentence then and post vocaroo

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>honhonhonhon lets never pronounce the last few letters of all our words for no apparent reason at all

frenchies why ;_;

>>76139895
lack of practice desu
i can read moby dick but feel like a complete retard whenever i have to speak (which is very rarely)

>>76139895
>>76139979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqhKUkK6VE

>>76140090
>For no reason
But you can guess if the last letter must be pronounced, it's when it's followed by an "e".

>>76140090
It will be useful when the day of the rope will come.

>>76140172
doesn't make sense lad

>>76139895
Same here don't worry, I understand it even better than my friend whose mum is British but I have a shit accent
Well people still get me, but I don't sound like a native at all

>>76140090
I have no idea why
first >>76140149
but I don't know how it became this way

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>>76140149

Why do French people make English sound so sexy?
No other nationality can do it quite like you

>>76140196
>not killing the shitskin that can't speak the language

>>76140279
Y-you too.
A lot of people says that have a great albeit thick accent. Glad you like it.

>>76140279
I never understood if it's just a meme or if it's for real.
Nothing sounds more disgusting than the french accent in english imo. I remember cringing at every english class in highschool. It's just terribly ugly, and the "R" don't help it

to other frenchmen : je suis pas le seul, si?

>>76140383
>You're hearing wrong
You're just a self absorbed cretin, like all french people. French accent is absolutely fine, you just pick up the "French" much more easily.
Also the guttural R is great what are you on about ?
Try listening to south east asians speaking English.
If people says its fine and sounds great, let your insecurities at the door and roll with it.

>>76139895
>tfw when stereotypes dictate that I should be fluent in French
>tfw I learned German instead

>>76140380

>great albeit thick accent

Its sort of a thing amongs Brits, or rather English, to speak French with a very thick accent. Dont ask me why it just is, theres alot of instances of it in our media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJirdJ3oqmQ

>>76140383

Its not a meme, French people really make English sound great. If you came over here and spoke English you'd have your pick of slags.

>>76140510
>>76140383
Sounds qt on females. Men it sounds alright but I am male. Brit females would go mad for the French accent on a male

Reminder to not be mean to frenchies in this general, you may push them over the edge

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/mar/24/french-taught-to-be-gloomy

>>76140875
>joie de vivre
After WW1, "Années Folles" (1920-29), people had hope

>gloomy
After WW2

i thought people knew that

>>76140090
>hehehe, let's just pronounce something completely unrelated to what is written
not like English is much better

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>>76137683
>British admixture
Maciamo is shit

But brit are French

>>76140090
come on there's worse, like tibetan

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>>76140790
>German accent makes you sound like a simpleton retard a la Schwarzenegger

>>76140757
Well I guess French are exotic but close enough for the English.
It was a bit popular to imitate the Brits in the 80s but it fell out of fashion. Same with the Germans
Recently we had that it was pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaVZq_mSUtw
>>76140875
Yes no bully, we want to wallow in our self inflected misery, not kill ourselves. Big nuance.
>>76140790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0imog10VWvS
(That was very cringe)

>>76141015
well, I'm half bregnoule, so...

>>76141015
Tfw genetically different than Cornwall thank fuck.

>>76141147
Post vocaroo Arnold

>>76141015
>DNA in west Yorkshire is unique within the UK
I don't think most Northeners qualify as humans tbf

>>76141192
Grey little shit hole... Invade you hon hon hon

>>76140304
Flemish tier.

>>76141279
>foreigners joining in on uk banter

cringe

>>76141320
Bow down in front of the king of subtlety.

>>76141147
I think germans sound qt when they speak in english

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>>76141426

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I love /fug/ its like /int/ without scum

>>76141473
This.

Give me autistic German gf

>>76141147
jokes on you, I always sound like a retard

>>76141473
>>76141504
>had an autistic german gf (well austrian)
>her autism became incredibly irritating and we split up
>now tfw and i miss all her autistic quirkiness

>>76141976
*tfw no gf

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>>76140875

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong place
Audi club is 2 blocks down

Can't wait to be tomorrow night and go to the weekly rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXZtpygnjtY

So what are you lads doing tonight?

>>76143987
got me 2 bottles of cider just asking for trouble

>>76143987
Revising whilst all the lads are getting pissed

>>76143987
took a stroll alone along the river, because hot and sunny. Recognized me MP (député) who was campaigning.
Sat, watched the boats, listened to music like Mina Tindle (french, in french), Halsey or the new Lorde https://youtu.be/86s_1hpX4Yc?t=3
Successfully drowned the sex feels in the middle of tons of almost nude parisian girls drinking, felt comfy for a moment. Tourists waving from the boats.

>>76146430
i despise parisians so much

>>76143987
you?

>>76146566
That feel you felt is called "hate". Despisal is the name of the feel the Parisians feel for provinciaux like you.

>>76146642
that would make sense if parisians were superior to anything, ahmed

Do Parisians have inferiority complex like Londoners

>>76146719
I actually thought about /fr/ for a moment when I noticed everyone was white.

>>76146772
facepalm.jpg

>>76146772
they have superiority complexes even as they're gunned down in the streets of their own city

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Houellenbeq
<3
<3
<3

>>76146642
honhon'd at this

>>76147110
Periodical reminder that this is how he looked for a film about an outcast.

>>76146865
pray for Paris, sinner.

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>>76147495

>>76147472
Oh I didn't know that. Also I didn't know he was acting, is the movie worth watching? When I read Submission I wondered if he was describing the elder professor at the end like he was describing himself: having been to the barber for some time, thin greasy hair, smoking, poorly dressed,...

>>76148720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lje9dJ8jNWc

I haven't seen it, because I don't like what Délépine, the director, usually does.
I picture an extremely boring film

>>76149117
I love this crazy bastard, put that movie on my watchlist, thank you.

>>76147815
What's up?

What do you guys think of americans on /int/
>>76146575

>>76149814
not him but read the filename

>>76149879
>read the filename
I thought, that he may had a deeper intention.

And i mostly dislike the Americans here. They mostly are pretty rude and come of as 12 year old's.

>>76147110
He looks like Deanetty

>>76149879
I like all the americans I've met irl, but on /int/ they're just awful

Hmmmm

>>76151117
I wonder if this board will be alive tomorrow morning

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>>76149879
>What do you guys think of americans on /int/
should be redirected to /pol/ or /bant/ where they can live in their meme universe and shitpost all day.

It's only Americans who tryhard to derail threads into muslim namecalling and basically all their threads are reposts.

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>tfw you're tired but cannot fall asleep

>>76151746
>tfw you're tired but want to shitpost

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>>76151746
>>76151889
>tfw tired but can't sleep because of normies partying right below my place and in the street

>>76151746
>tfw you're tired of it all and want to fall asleep forever

>>76152055
fuck off yank

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>>76152055
>tfw you remember that you will die someday

>>76151746
I'm off the sleepin pills, but I replaced it with another addiction, sleep deprivation.
Yesterday and last night I slept 2 nights in a row, a good thing, but fuck, the fucking nightmares came back.

>>76152022
>teen girls shouting 1980's songs
Someone stole mommy's CD collection

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>>76152087
>tfw it might take decades

>>76152247
fucking seize the day doofus

>>76152282
suicide is a sin lad

>>76152307
did I say seize your life?

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Is this were we make fun of Italians ?

>>76152330
Come on don't be rude. There's a reason for their failure, they don't just inherently suck

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>>76152325
hmm interesting point

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Is your browser secure?

https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/viewMyClient.html

sauce : https://www.ghacks.net/2017/06/15/how-to-enable-tls-1-3-support-in-firefox-and-chrome/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fzen.yandex.com

>>76152514
Yes it is.

t. Firefox 54

please bump >>>/hr/2888165 !

>>76152631
I don't visit dead boards. Go to reddit.

Gute Nacht Brudis :3

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>>76152685
Schlaf schön :3

>>76152685
gute nacht :3

post nice nightcore from your cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AdNdGRM_UU

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>>76152559
sehr gut

>>76152665
It's not dead.
>>>/acht ch.net/

>>76152785
Santiano nightcore fucking kys faggot
i'm serious

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>>76152814
>cripplechan
>not dead

>>76152836
exactly my point.

>>76152855
I don't get it
/hr/ has less traffic than /m/
/m/ has more traffic than most crippleboards.

Aff tae bed lads, night night x

>>76152893
I consider there are frboos here, so yes but you could save an /hr/ qt french thread from dying after only 2 months.

>>76152990
nightie

>>76152814
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salsa20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce (win /brit/)

>In cryptography, a nonce is an arbitrary number that may only be used once. It is similar in spirit to a nonce word, hence the name. It is often a random or pseudo-random number issued in an authentication protocol to ensure that old communications cannot be reused in replay attacks. They can also be useful as initialization vectors and in cryptographic hash function.

>>76152990
Sleep tight.

any kraut left?
what does "berg" mean in names like "goldberg"

>>76153174
mountain, from scandinavian I guess

>>76153077
>>76153098
>A nonce word (also called an occasionalism)
> is a lexeme created for a single occasion to solve an immediate problem of communication.[1][2]

>Some nonce words may acquire a fixed meaning inferred to from context and from use and may become an established part of the language at which point they stop being nonce words, while others are essentially meaningless and disposable and are useful for exactly that reason, for instance in child language testing, (...) [3]

(incoming poem, "Nonce Words")

>>76153198
Nonce Words
>by Seamus Heaney

The road taken
to bypass Cavan
took me west,
(a sign mistaken)
so at Derrylin
I turned east.

Sun on ice,
white floss
on reed and bush,
the bridge cast
in an advent silence
I drove across,

then pulled in,
parked and sat
breathing mist
on the windscreen.
Requiescat . . .
I got out

well happed up,
stood at the frozen
shore gazing
at rimed horizon,
my first stop
like this in years.

And blessed myself
in the name of the nonce
and happenstance,
the Who knows
and What nexts
and So be its.

.

>Seamus Heaney received the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1995.

>>76153174
mountain

>>76153198
>>76153234
ah thought so

>>76153260
I think it has something to do with the "tribes of Israel". That's why they have a lot of bergs and steins and baums.

>>76136570
>a German
>speaking English, ever

>>76153390
dunno about germs but when i was in vienna there were those 2 girls talking in english, who turned out to be native viennese
they were speaking in english because they "didn't like how german sounded"

>>>/trv/1260648

>>76153434
that sounds retarded and I highly doubt it, especially since the viennese normally talk in their own gibberish dialect instead of proper german

>>76153498
it's true though
my mum told me to ask them why they were speaking english because they had a dog with them which is unusual for tourists
so i asked, dropped my spaghettis a bit and they told me that
the table on the left had an annoying group of businessmen or something talking about how they should accomodate migrants too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf#Interpretation_and_criticism

Is it good?
They say Tolkien liked it a lot even if it's about danish heathens

>>76153568
>my mum told me to ask them why they were speaking english
good mum

'nenuit

>>76153934
fais de beaux rêves

>>76153900
I don't know but link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BUkOjxuZo

It's 4h20 lads

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real NEET hours

>>76154823
I-I'm just resting after working the whole winter I swear

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>>76154853
hey we don't judge each other here

>>76154920
A ce niveau là j'hésite entre me coucher tout de suite pour limiter les dégâts ou bien assumer et faire une nuit blanche

>>76154968
j'ai réussi un tour complet et plus il y a peu, quelques 40 heures sans sommeil pour finir par me coucher vers 21h
eh ben j'ai pu apprécier une petite semaine ou je tombais de fatigue vers 20h et me réveillais naturellement à 6h du mat'
ce qui je dois l'avouer était un phénomène nouveau pour moi

>>76155022
A chaque fois que j'essaye je craque en fin de matinée, sauf si je sors de chez moi mais en ce moment avec la chaleur pas envie
Bah, je vais lancer un film et voir ce qu'il se passe

>>76155201
moi généralement quand j'essaye c'est vers 15h que je peux plus tenir

>>76155241
J'ai peut-être une chance tout à l'heure parce qu'un ami doit aller en ville, si je l'accompagne je passerais le moment de fatigue critique

>>76155349
dieu te garde anon

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>>76155607
Merci

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Wake the /fug/ up
What's your excuse for not going to the bakery early to get hot bread

>>76157267
tfw all the boulangeries near me are shitty pauls

>>76157544
There used to be 3 in my town but one closed a few days ago when the owner was convicted of pedophilia
Always thought that guy was awkward
Right now I just want a fougasse badly I don't care who provides it

/fug/ must not die prematurely.

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>tfw you didn't die in your sleep

boing

Morning /fug/. Did any of you have an orgasm last night?

>>76136770
Cider and Malibu

I have the tastes of a teenage girl

Reminder that the entirety of /fug/ is invited to the /fr/ summer camp !
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-8008,-998
Be nice and don't spoil the work of others

>>76159965
I know this feel.

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What's for lunch, /fug/?

>>76162742
I had a wank to a girl I matched with on tinder so I basically had sex.

/fug/ related portion of this post, how commonly used is tinder where you live?

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>>76165330
burgers

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>ywn be a civil servant in the empire

*takes a sip of tea*

>>76165330
>Ketchup on banana
Ok I know you guys always liked to kill gastronomy. But that's a fucking genocide right there.

>>76165330
Omg disgusting...

>>76162742
Left a load inside the gf
Honestly if the girl decided one day to not take her pill I'd probably be a dad by now, which is kinda scary

>>76165330
Hawaii Toast

>>76166248
one day won't do shit

>>76165858
*has a munch of a bratwurst*

Is Brexit going to happen?

>>76166829
Well, it's quite hard to even say at this point. Right now we have a hard right government (of all things), but the "kingmaker" in the coalition has a complicated attitude towards the EU. I don't know what will happen and I wouldn't trust anyone who tells you that they know either.

>>76166912
What is the attitude of the people?

>>76166983
"Let's just get on with it"

A good chunk of people want hard Brexit, a lot want to stay in the single market or have access to it

Only a very small deluded minority want to cancel or reverse Brexit or have another referendum

>>76130135
Charlie never ruled the Britons though. He did rule the Bretons, although they're Celts, related to the Welsh.

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>gf was there this morning at the track to cheer on me
Shaved 15 seconds on my Mile run, I'm at 7:35 now
Motivation is one hell of a drug

>>76166983
Everyone just wants someone competent to sort it out at this point, sadly I doubt it could be reversed now that article 50's been triggered without losing a bunch of concessions to the EU

>>76167435
Sheryl Mair was a Breton

>>76165330
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
i'm not memeing, do you really eat this??
meat the morning, ketchup on banana, +milk ?

>>76167643
>>76165883
>>76166233
Hello newfags, how's your first week on 4chan ?

Is there an /int/ archive that saves really old thread that aren't in 4chan's archives?

>>76167873
nevermind i found it

>>76167922
I miss the old archive.moe, it had threads for most of 4chan that went back to 2014, maybe even 2013

Desustorage came along which was nice but that died too

Desuarchive only saves back to like September 2015 though

Nouveau
>>76168678
>>76168678
>>76168678