>you wake up in 814 AD

My ancestors lived secluded in the Carpathians at this point :)
I am Transylvanian :)

>>76128822
>rapes and pillages you

howdy neighbour

>>76128802
ALLAHU AKBAR!

HAIL AL-ANDALUS!

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>>76128802
That map is wrong. Portugal was still under moorish rule.

>>76128905
>800 AD
>814 AD
a lot can happen in 14 years

*plots to kill the Byzantine Basileus*

I am Roman

>tfw not sure if I'm in Chrobatia, Venice or Byzantium

fuck the Servs, also

Convert and civilize the Caribs, build a civilization to repel the colonials

>tfw no independent northumbria

>>76128802
40 more years till Rurik comes to Novgorod, back to sleep

>only 1 more
can I fast-forward?

By the glory of the Roman Deus that blessed these lands with hospitality towards our tribe, we've received a momentous task to repel the savage Bulgarians from Europa allied with Byzantium and great Frankish lords. These horsemen from the steppe bring doom and destruction everywhere they go and this needs to be stopped at once.

*dies of exposure*

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>tfw Arabic-speaking muslim
Abassids can die in a fire, I'm hesitating between Andalusia and North Africa/Egypt

>could open a school and teach languages, math and philosophy
>or start some business and import goods across the Mediterranean
>have a nice farm in a sunny spot in the countryside
>raise a nice family
>sip tea and watch as England gets raped by Danes
>maximum comfy
This could've been perfect. Why was i born several centuries too late ?

>>76129077
You'd need assistance from another continent to outweigh their technological advance. My suggestion would be to seek help from East Asian countries and establish trade routes with them.
>buy paper
>buy ink
>buy tea
>buy spices
>sell GOLD
Alternatively, helping Northmen conquer Britain and subdue it for centuries would prevent the eternal Anglo from forming their colonial empire

>>76128802
My family was in gallaecia, Basque and Gascon at this point.


The Basque and gason side would at some point migrate to Gallaecia

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*jewing intensifies*

The northernmost city of christendom, cologne is a beautiful pearl of frankendom and stalwart against the stinking saxon hordes, praise be upon wot*caough*-michael I mean !

>>76128802
some weird looking boats on the horizon lads

>>76128905
>I don't know how countries work

Hmmmm

>>76129307
Yeah establishing us in Panama would give us access to both oceans and the mesoamerican and andean civilizations to trade and hopefully the jungles will protect us from the inca. Of course assuming I have basic knowledge on fucking EVERYTHING I could turn their canoes into proper seafaring ships and extend their lifespan with proper medicine, we coul begin by colonizing exclaves across the continent for the foundations of our trade empire

>>76129307
>sandnigger cunt with an hatred for bongs

confused

>>76129725
How is that remotely confusing? I don't think there's a single people on Earth who aren't fannyblasted about us

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>>76128802

>Bulgarian empire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Forests, gods, elves, trolls and magic.

Isn't that what life's about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85iXD1KY3s

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>>76129307
>be arabic speaking myslim in andalusua
>get raided and taken as a slave by spaniards
>get beheaded by berbers
>die in civil war

>>76129745
I'm a britboo, desu

>>76128802
The best finnic era

>>76129121
400 more before your country pops into existence :')

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>>76129853

>>76129999
Waste of quads

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>>76129850
Musims do not want to be in occupied spain.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Córdoba_(1236)

>>76128802
*drowns in non-existing polder*

>white bulgarians
no such thing

>>76128802
REMOVE FRANKISH SCUM

WE CITY STATE NOW

>>76129843
>elves, trolls
Are swedish, stop stealing

>>76129808
>>76130268
I can sense butthurt over here.
What seems to be the problem chaps?

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>>76130369
Ughh, totally different you nonce

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haltija

And trolls derive from Earlier indo-europeans whom which the mythos carried on to both finnic and norse mythos.

but there is literally nothing here in 814 ;~;

>>76130487
Lmao keep telling yourself that

>>76130445
Tri moreta soon, my friend.

>>76128905
portugal didnt exist

>>76131617
I tell myself what academical research on mythos tells me, but thank you for your skepticism my dear idiot.

>>76130957
American education.

>>76129307
The king of Scotland did take the throne of England

>>76130052
waste of a country

>>76132030
if he lives in the western USA, there in fact wasn't anything going on in 800

mississippian culture was east of the mississippi (duh). dumb abbos

>>76132429
I think that pueblo culture existed.

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>>76129850
>>76130154
You're forgetting muslims don't fear death as much as you do, so that wouldn't bother me at all.
Also I'd have at least 2 good centuries before I'd need to pack my shit, so your posts are basically useless.

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>>76128802
>tfw I'd probably be an arseling

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>>76128802
There are literally countries in 814 who haven't settled on their name and are not even united lmao

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>>76129902
Kievan Rus' belongs to russian history as much as it belongs to ukrainian, if you ask me.

ooga booga where the christian women at

>>76128802
*pillages the land**

Well, there's fuck all to do here. Might as well start our eternal war with the ocean prematurely.

>>76128802
I have type 1 diabetes, I would last 3 or 4 weeks max anyway.

In the meantime I would write summits of christian theology, before Anselm, Thomas Aquinas and Pascal, thus changing forever the face of the western world.

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*does a till*

great heathen army when

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>>76131717
Think bigger, friend.We had ''тpи мopeтa'' twice already.It is time to set our eyes towards the stars.

''Tpи плaнeти'' i say :^)

>>76128802
>wake up
>get eaten by wolves or bears

>>76133289
> be dindu nuffin V*king
> try to raid Galician monasteries
> get BTFO by a Galician bishop of all people
> flee back to your ships
> try your luck in Muslim lands instead
> get beheaded by based al-Andalus mujahideen

Will snowcoons ever recover?

Still can't decide which poles I want to be

>>76128802
>Riems
It is Reims

>Neustria
That would be France


>Austria
That would be Thuringia and i presume this map mean Austrasia which was situated in Pannonia at that time

>Italy

That would Longobardia

>Burgundia
It is over extented Burgundia was around the Leman Lake, and it didn't Provincia asd far as i know

>England

Lol no

It was divided into several kingdom at that time

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I AM FRANK AND SHIEEET

>>76130369
WE WUZ TURNIPS N SHIEET

>>76128802
>land of the turks(magyars)
>>76128822
just like other romanians
youre romanian

>>76128802
>Alania still exists
Good old days.

>>76129902
1100 more before your country pops into existence.

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>>76141601
>he doesn't know about the Turko-Jew Khanate

>>76142007
Outdated meme that has no basis in reality

>>76142007
i was making a jab at hungarians
but then again
they themselves tried to prove hungarian was related to turkish

>>76142085
Too bad you can't write your own history by tarnishing others, try something else.

I think my country's uninhabited. How do I into clean water?

>>76142320
Ask one of the Moa Potentates for political asylum

>>76128802
wew im under sandnigger rule with crete

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>>76128802
>turks