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Bring back the PIE edition
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>paedophile
stopped reading there
fuck off nonce
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Thinking about making a post. Your thought?
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>america
>anglo
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hmm apparently the problem is the battery
it makes orange kling kling color on the icon on the laptop and the laptop shuts off when i remove the charger cable
very very bad
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you shouldn't tell people to kill themselves
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>>76125557
what the fuck's your problem
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anglo here
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>>76125557
die nonce die
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>>76125609
got worse
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willy is out
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>>76125642
*pushes it back in*
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>>76125609
all areas should be pedestrianised and carcucks euthanised
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11 hours and 56 minutes to complete this assignment
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>>76125639
retard
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>>76125684
think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha
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>>76125587
>>76125592
>>76125595
>>76125599
>>76125604
>>76125602
>>76125609
>>76125612
>>76125616
>>76125639
>>76125642
>>76125676
>>76125682
>>76125684
>>76125692
>>76125701
Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low standards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.
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>humor
foy
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>>76125602
>During a suicidal episode, Depussé particularly appreciated Guattari's analytic perspicacity. Félix had been notified by her brother, who was alarmed by her state. "One day, stupefied, I ran into him not far from the La Borde offices and he said, 'So it seems that you want to die. OK, I'm going to tell you something: croak!' and I laughed.
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>>76125721
tbf they're hiding that talent very well
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>>76125727
all me
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>>76125727
spastic
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>Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low standards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.
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>Livy records an incident during the Second Punic War when the discovery of a four-year-old hermaphrodite prompted an elaborate series of expiations: on the advice of the haruspices, the child was enclosed in a chest, carried out to sea, and allowed to drown.[673] Other rituals followed. A hermaphrodite found in 133 BC was drowned in the local river; committing the hermaphroditic person to the element of water seems to have been the prescribed way to repair the perceived violation of the natural order.

At yet reddit will say transphobia is a recent thing and they used to be accepted before the evil white republican man took power.
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>>76125609
all areas should be pedestrianised and carcucks euthanised
>>76125684
think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha
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*whacks out the lunchbox*
*eats the freddo first*
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>>76125727>>76125727
>Every single one of these is pure fucking garbage. This thread has low sta
dards already, and even still you manage to lower the bar further than previously thought possible.
>To verify the existence of such a long chain of posts containing absolutely no humor, I had to watch all of them, and it was misery the entire time.
Please never post these or anything else again.
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>>76125639
>yanks
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would like mandatory euthanasia for car drivers
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>brits
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>>76125800
you're not supposed to give (You)s while fedoraposting ffs
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I'm a 4chan poweruser
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on my way to an exam now

wish me luck, its a fairly tough one
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>>76125820
what a lovely bridge that turned into
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>>76125831
How
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ah yes
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>>76125828
not sure what you're going on about desu
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>>76125833
Good luck
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just did a bamboozle with lily allen
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>>76125861
apparently its not terror related
dunno how true that is though
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Tucson Arizona
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Poles are the runtiest runts who ever runted
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>>76125913
Stop
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got 2,5 months to do nothing
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tim's guitar strap triggers me even more than his inability to actually play a note for some reason. can't fucking stand it. might be the 'tism.
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moving back in with mum and dad
regressing into an abnormie
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plans for the evening:
>poo
>bed
jealous, neets?
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>>76125935
don't care
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>>76125861
may is killing the mandem
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>>76125916
Very got there
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>>76125701
>>76125775

think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha
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>>76125963
*hot
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Been talking to a girl for weeks on end, got a nude off her last night and only because of that I found out that she has one of those sternum tattoos under her boobs

Really has put my off haha
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sincerely hope
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>>76125974
'are it when then happens aha
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>>76125974
fuck you cunt
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>>76125958
wasn't talking to you fatlad
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Having a think about Cox
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>>76125974
you should stop talking to her now
that'll kill her haha
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>>76126013
bit gay
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>>76126004

Jokes on you, you must live there if that's popping up
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>>76126007
don't care
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>>76126029
wasn't talking to you that time either you fat mong
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>>76125974
who cares shag her
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shan't be warning any of you of your impending bans ever again
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Nothing makes me cringe more than homosexuals using the pejorative, "breeder." I don't know how to put it. They are aware of their fundamental uselessness but turn it upside down.

Homo/bi-sexuality is natural but permanent homosexuality as a lifestyle is an invention.
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>>76126004
>richest man in Hull

So he got off the dole then?
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>>76125951
my plans
>wank over old bucks posts in the archive
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>>76125935
Tim has played more guitar than Slash, he knows what he's doing
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nonce
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>>76126041
holy fuck I'm one of the guys you reported. My ban wore off like forty minutes ago. Fuck off.
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>UK student loan debt soars to more than £100bn
hmm ah yes
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the plans:
>anime (of the non-nonce variety)
>wank
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think I'll start the assignment that was due on the 5th of this month haha
>>76126004
doxable info
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Wonder what that ISIS hostage lad John Cantlie is up to
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What happened to that one lad who told murderers to fuck off? is he still "about"?
>>76126060
should have heeded my warning you beta cuck, praise kek, shadilay!
>>76126078
Fuck off arrogant student
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don't know how to get to the "talking to a girl" stage
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>>76126090
probably converted by now and has a wife
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>>76125974
theyre so fucking hot, would absolutely LOVE to fug a gril who had one
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>the plans:
>>anime
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>>76126090
telling the truth nothing but the truth i bet
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Listening to Kasabian. Your thoughts?
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>>76126105
According to modern science, all you need is a wig, some lipstick and a mirror.
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*blows my load into a nigger*
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>>76126150
Why didn't they climb down the fucking lift shaft?
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>>76126121
don't use my fedora webm ever again
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>>76126150
thought it was all state housing?
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>>76126150
NO NO NO STOP
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>>76126150
moms get mentioned, dads get shafted

typical
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>>76126150
Business idea: mandatory abseiling lessons for residents of tall apartment complexes paid for with money from taxing unhealthy food
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>>76126150
>both architecture graduates
Wonder if one of them ever said to the other: "Is it just me, or is this commie block a fire safety nightmare?"
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srs question

what is it like when your parents die?
my mum and dad are 65ish, its going to happen in the next decade probably. but i have no idea how on earth im going to cope with it.
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>>76126217
Italy is very matriarcal
la mama is queen
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>>76126150
chad and stacy LOL
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>>76126241
weren't fucking fire marshals were they
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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11743/10916127/not-holding-her-my-biggest-regret
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>>76126229
um no sweaty x
there isnt some magic money tree you can shake
its impossible to raise money of any kind sweaty x

t. Theresa May
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>>76126248
like every heavily catholic latin country
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>>76126247
ask again next week
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On the train lads
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>>76126247
Pretty shite 2bh. My dad died when I was 15.
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>>76126247
heh
you'd like to know, wouldn't you
*heems you*
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>>76126268
the spanish aren't like that
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>>76126150
actually they lived on the 24th floor
but thats another storey
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>>76126289
www.reddit.com/r/jokes
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Corbyn could have stopped this
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smdh why are br*ts so racis?
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>>76126247
mum is 54 dad is 56, he rocked up to the doctor for a routine checkup last year and got diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer, he went into remission by the skin of his teeth but he's probably got a decade left at the very most, took it like a champ though since his father only lived to 50 before dying of emphysema

just make the most of what you've got left honestly
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>>76126041
K E K
E
K

I remember seeing this post, I reported them then too but didn't warn them, or you that annoying reports is a bannable offence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojdbDYahiCQ
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>>76126247
dunno what i'll do when they die
have no skills, no hope of moving out, can't cook etc
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>>76126261
Architects consider fire safety when designing buildings.

The guy who built the World Trade Centre said his design anticipated not just a major fire, but also being hit by a plane.
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>>76126328
shadilay my fello 'pede
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>>76126150
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*farts*

what's up lads
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>>76126247
Was orphaned by the age of 10.

Dad died when I was four, then mum at 10. Too young to understand when my dad passed away; grief and loss. Devastated when my mum was killed though.
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>>76126340
and how'd that work out for him
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might take a nap
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>>76126338
youll get an inheritance wont you?
a final parting gift from your parents to help you get your feet on the ground
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>>76126317
Business idea: mandatory annual cancer checkups for people whose family has a history of cancerous genetics paid for with money from taxing unhealthy food
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>>76126368
did you have any relatives to take you in or did you become a pupil of the state
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>>76126247
>people who dont get over their parent's death for years and years

Don't even want to make a 'dora post but this is utter weakling behavior.
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>>76126247
don't think my dad's got decades left desu. he's only 55 but he's pretty fucked. he's got chronic pancreatitis, fatty liver, smokes like a chimney and somehow got himself fucking hep C

not a good feel at all
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>>76126369
His design didn't anticipate thermite demolition charges.

I think I read that guy disappeared under suspicious circumstances after expressing doubt towards the official 9/11 story.
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might order some unhealthy food tax free
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BREXIT? More like OH SHIT
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>>76126340
>The guy who built the World Trade Centre said his design anticipated not just a major fire, but also being hit by a plane
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>His design didn't anticipate thermite demolition charges.

>I think I read that guy disappeared under suspicious circumstances after expressing doubt towards the official 9/11 story.
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>>people who dont get over their parent's death for years and years

>Don't even want to make a 'dora post but this is utter weakling behavior.


>His design didn't anticipate thermite demolition charges.

>I think I read that guy disappeared under suspicious circumstances after expressing doubt towards the official 9/11 story.
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business idea: tax healthy food to help boost the death rate
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>>76126395
Went to live with my grandparents (dad's side)
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>>76126431
All skyscraper architects have to take that into account. Can't just have a building full of people collapse because it was hit by a plane.
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patrician
https://youtu.be/0RTVRlJzj80
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9/11 was a national tragedy
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>>76126408
hahahaha yeah those thermite charges they somehow planted in a building designed to be capable of taking the brunt of a plane hit while it was open nearly every day of the year.

designing to withstand a blast =/= designing it to withstand heat of a blast
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Think I'm in love lads
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>His design didn't anticipate thermite demolition charges.
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>fedora'ing two posts at once
'fraid not
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>>76126459
methinks you replied to the wrong dude, my dude.
I haven't seen the father in years, have no idea if he's even alive anymore lmao
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We should tax the wealthy and give the money to poor people so they can be rich too but not tax them so they don't have to be poor again
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>>fedora'ing two posts at once
>'fraid not
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>>76126475
what's his name?
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anyone else here pathetic?
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absolutely hate working as a receptionist lads, the general public are either irritating normies who never shut up or complete and utter freaks who smell and are impossible to understand.
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the face of love
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>>76126518
Not really
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>>76126518
unironically yes
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>absolutely hate working as a receptionist lads,
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>>76126518
Yes. Guarantee I'm the most pathetic on here.
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>>76126524
>absolutely hate working as a receptionist
post fanny
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>>76126518
Right here brother
>3 years a NEET
>never had a job
>KHHV
>no friends
>no hobbies
Loving life :)
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>>76126518
i got a degree so suck my dick hahahah
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>>76126518
job? yes
gf? yes
excel in a sport? yes
anime? no

nope not me
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Do you reckon they all got dicked?
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>>76126518
Kind of. But I make an effort not to though.
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lol im not even pathetic just wanted to laugh at some sad cases
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>>76126563
FONT
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Sick of taxation

It's theft
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property is theft
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>>76126565
superior English shaft
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>>76126518
I don't think I am, I think I'm more of an outright loser than pathetic.
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LAND VALUE TAX NOW
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>>76126471
>it was open nearly every day of the year.

http://yournewswire.com/911-tower-had-power-turned-off-for-36-hours-weekend-before-attack/
>there were some very strange events in the weeks leading up to the attacks, including; a complete power down of the building for over 36 hours, and mysterious ‘engineers’ doing work in the building using spools of wire just days before the 9/11 attacks.
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>Sick of taxation

>It's theft
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wanna wait til i inherit my coupla hundred thousand then instate a 100% inheritance tax
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me on the right

>>76126574
delete this
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in all seriousness, bring back the COSIRA
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abortion is murder
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>>76126613
mate it takes fucking months to demo small buildings, not 36 hours + engineers with wire hahahahah
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The gf
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immigration is necessary
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girl who is taking my room seems pretty fun and like I could put my willy in her
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>>76126565
Probably
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>>76126646
egotistical cunt
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>>76126646
name
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Apparently Joe Cocks is being remembered all around the country today.
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civilisation is captivity
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>>76126656
hahahhaHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>76126656
not a fucking piece of meat am i?
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*forgets joe cocks*
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>>76126646
spoiler the hog
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browsing r/europe lads

europeans are extremely arrogant and vindictive toobh
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>>76126702
OI
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found it very insightful when a brit here said that ironic shitposts were mostly just the expulsions of the Id in a freudian sense. every bit of unprocessed shit post, one-liner, random blurt, undeveloped stupid joke, etc.... are from somewhere. they aren't random. there is some latent psychological reason why every one of your shitposts revolve around poo and willies.
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>>76126670
ego testicle
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>>76126716
not a word
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>>76126382
lol no, we're not rich
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg

me being escorted by police officers
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>>76126720
epic
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i'm going to cum on your face next time you fall asleep
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Awoo! Haven't slept at all lads
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ego testicle remembering joe cocks
ama
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>>76126734
>Error
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>>76126642
>it takes fucking months to demo small buildings

Seen Fred Dibnah do a chimney stack in one afternoon, two days max. And you're talking about a safe demolition, of a potentially unstable building. The building was only powered down for 36 hours, who knows how long they had to work on it. Possibly years.
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>>76126730
*boxes your ears*
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lol
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Gonna have to floss my teeth lads. Me gums be aching quite so.
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>>76126749
"Bill Cosby yells out Fat Albert's 'Hey Hey Hey' as he departs court on day 2 of jury deliberations" on YouTube
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>>76126774
>arsefart

haha
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succumbing to a splash of whisky in me iced tea
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Lads

>>76126721
>>76126721
>>76126721
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a simple hobbit of the shire
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>over 50 percent off all (you)'s are going to the top 1% of posters
>reply inequality has only accelerated in recent years
>the moderator class and their janitor lackeys have complete control over which threads are deleted

it's not right
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>>76126626

that lad looks genuinely happy, fair enough, would love to get snuu snuu by a giantess desu
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>>76126755
>And you're talking about a safe demolition, of a potentially unstable building

and you're talking about a demolition designed to not at all look like a demolition. that'd take so much more precision, skill and care than a fucking safe demo.

legit sort your head out ay, you've got one set of rules to debunk and another set to support your argument.
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>>76126790
Why is Gandolf on there twice?
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>>76126778
flossing is a mistake, I've done it every day for the past week and my gums hurt so much

in dire need of some teeth that don't require constant maintenance
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>>76126804
>>over 50 percent off all (you)'s are going to the top 1% of posters
is this true
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>>76126788
thought that said shitterton for a sec there aha
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>>76126806
>to not at all look like a demolition
It looks exactly like a demolition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv7BImVvEyk
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https://youtu.be/hTVlSk9LYAU

Oi fucking LIT choon bruv
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>The “real” unemployment rate across the UK is still nearly 12 per cent – nearly twice as great as the official rate, according to a new analysis by the New Statesman.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/03/hidden-truth-behind-george-osborne-s-record-jobs
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>>76126809
brush my teeth twice a day. never floss. sometimes go several days without brushing. never had a problem except eight cavities.
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@76126804
Shan't be giving the lower classes my (You)'s

@76126812
Not at all
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succumbing to posting a bait thread on /pol/ again

>road road
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>>76126819
it does lad haha

you crazy brits named a town shitterton
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Lads what flag do I have?
Got to the ol' 'nce
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anime
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*does a dance*
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hate whites
hate pints
love islam
simple as
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>>76126845
lol, i only started because my dental hygenist told me that one of my teeth are starting to decay and im sick of having gross looking british yellow teeth
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>>76126864
I have a /brit/ flag despite being in /fr/

Really causes me to ponder
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>>76126804
>>over 50 percent off all (you)'s are going to the top 1% of posters

REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF HERE (YOU) CHADS
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>>76126794
Holy shit I am howling
>>
Economists made enemies for life after the Irish Land Act of 1860. Their reputation in tatters ever since.
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>>76126877
Based anime poster
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>>76126884
Posted from Spain a few months back and had a Spanish flag £:
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@76126885
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
@76126885
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
@76126885
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
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*shops at lidl*
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>>76126912
*stacks the shelves*
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>>76126892
i think this person is wearing a toupee as well. bizarre fotografia.
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Business idea: get very drunk tonight
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can't get enough of mc innes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JtoMwo8lbU
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>>76126912
*pokes your bum*
>>
>>76126912
I got an erection just reading this find posts
>>
Wonder if any of the non-linked replies (eg. "@76125678") have ever been directed at one of my posts. I never look for the post they're referencing, so I wouldn't know.
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>>76126942
Don't care
>>
*hops in your bed*
>>
FUCK ZLUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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>>76126884
it'll be your roaming connection lad. connect to the ol' 'fi and you'll get a frog flag
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>>76126942
i always look
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going to Japan soon and plan to clart all the anime runts I see
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You arrive in Huddersfield
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>>76126959
good good good good talk
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>>76126824
it fell in on itself because the heat caused the steel beams to lose their rigidty and fold in on itself.

the amount of work to collapse it would be beyond 36 hours of "reported work" and wiring.
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>>76126951
NO

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO A @ POST AT ME

DO A @ POST
>>
>>76126942
I rarely follow non-linked replies as well.
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Business idea: photocopy the barcode of 2-minute noodles from the local supermarket, stick them on expensive items, then use the self-serve checkout
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@76126967
nerd
>>
Bog Fart Nigger Shart is NOT my president
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>>76126972
wish the real world were this pretty
>>
>>76126972
that's blaneau gwent
>>
942
k
>>
>>76126979
no
>>
>>76126976
https://youtu.be/0lYBeF_oKDM

can't wait to hear your answer for this.
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>>76126992
I took that this morning this should come to Huddersfield some time
This ones from near Castle hill
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>>76126990
shadilay!
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>nobody likes you
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>>76126018
Not necessarily

Dynamic IPs aren't the most accurate thing in the world
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Grand dad
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you arrive in stoke
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>>76127022
This ones near crossland moor
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>>76127031
I think you're alright
>>
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE'S A LOT OF TINY MOTHS ALL AROUND MY ROOM
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Dumb Rasheed tried to mow down a group of people for Ramadan and didn't injure a single one

What a spastic fuck

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leicestershire-40276934/pedestrians-mowed-down-in-leicester-van-attack
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Got a willy infection
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>>76127047
>*you start bullying me when one of your cool friends or a girl is around*
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You arrive in Luton
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>>76127020
not him but what's your interpretation of this video? seems innocent to me
>>
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>>76127067
left: me
right: you
>>
doing a rewatch of breaking bad
don't intend on going past season 4 though
>>
>>76127067
Can't help it mate, I'm trying to get laid. You understand, right?
>>
>>76127060
*pours water on it*
>>
>>76127076
he said pull it so it's a jew conspiracy obvs
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fucking top kek

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4610434/Nun-gave-fire-interview-revealed-fantasist.html
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>>76127081
me on the top, you on the bottom :3
>>
>>76127076
He told the fire department to "pull" the building. That's against the official story for one.

The head of the fire department denies this ever happened and it would be impossible to do in the time frame allotted.
>>
>>76126976
>the heat caused the steel beams to lose their rigidty and fold in on itself
Ludicrous. Tower blocks that catch fire simply don't do that. The Kensington tower didn't do that. Yet WTC 7 did? All three of those buildings did, despite one of them (north tower) having had a far more powerful fire burn inside it decades previously (feb 13, 1975)?
>>
>>76127055
>>76127057
two really good posts, keep it up
>>
>>76127058
Dancing in the moonlight
>>
>>76127020
explain what? not sending in more fire fighters into a roaring inferno with absolutely no hope of being extinguished?
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>>76127117
one on the top is a girl
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Chad is offering the camera guy pizza whilst you're at home talking to people you've never and will never form a real relationship with
>>
>>76127118
you can't argue with jews
you will lose, give up
>>
>>76127111
>But there is no suggestion that she made up anything about the Grenfell Tower fire on Wednesday

thanks for wasting my time you spastic
>>
>>76127138
What are you even saying? Explain
>>
>>76127128
you do realise it was also struck with a plane right? being designed to withstand something doesn't mean it comes off unscathed. it means it will remain standing, and that's it. you've compromised the structure by hitting it with a plane and then you've got an insane inferno propelled with jet fuel.

can't remember the plane/jet fuel combo in kensington
>>
>thainonce is a tinfoil hat waering conspiracy rorke
how surprising
>>
>>76127111
Bit of an odd article, the only part she maybe lied about was saying her carer died but she said that someone had told her that so she was probably just mistaken.
>>
>>76127118
couldnt he also mean pull out?
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>>76127161
>>
>sprinkler system would've cost £130,000
>fireproof cladding cost £2 a unit more

rorke council
>>
>bennie scrounging immigrants demanding to be relocated
hey here's an idea, get a fucking job then you can live wherever the fuck you want. where the fuck do these parasites get the nerve. unbelievable.
>>
there were more white people than muslims in the twin towers FACT
the twin towers collapsed and are grenfell tower didnt FACT
white people divide buildings, muslims hold them together in unity FACT
>>
>>76127188
I wish I had that webm which shows a close up of the moment the building collapses
you can clearly see that the building is really badly damaged and it doesn't fall completely straight either
>>
tfw all the males in my family have bigger willies than me
>>
>>76127193
It's a great debate, i don't confess to knowing what really happened.
>>76127200
Listen again, What do you think? Also he's been confronted on this a few times and you'd think he'd clear that right up if that's what he really meant to say.
>>
>>76127230
runt willy hahahahahah
>>
>>76127209
>get jobs you scroungers

>come over here, taking our jobs

ah yes, rorke
>>
despise lily allen
>>
>>76127256
would though
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>>76127242
It's pretty obvious what he meant you mongoloid
>>
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brits arent h'white
>>
>>76127185
you fucking explain what that video is supposed to even put forward as something for me to argue. it's a 25 second clip with nothing else.

he's saying "pull" and that's it. I interpret that as him saying to pull out and leave the building seeing as he's talking about the fire being unstoppable. that's not some ridiculous request, good luck having men put that fucking fire out.
>>
quite like lily allen
>>
>>76127206
health and safety isn't mad enough
>>
business idea: government infrastructure projects to eliminate unemployment
>>
you arrive in london, the year 2025

the great civil war between the north and south is finally over after 5 years of heartless bloodshed and there is still no winner
>>
>>76127248
i wont ever be a toilet cleaner or a box filler but well done on your strawman post nonetheless.
>>
>>76127271
thought he meant pull the rescue operation desu. you should ignore the nonce.
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I'm a URL B A D M A N with no empathy
>>
>>76127188
>struck with a plane
WTC7 wasn't. It collapsed in exactly the same way. No other building that was hit by a plane ever collapsed like that, did it? As I began this conversation, such eventualities (plane strike) are taken into account during the planning phase of erecting a skyscraper. It was designed to withstand being hit by planes that size.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fQlC2AIWrY
>i believe that the building probably could sustain multiple impacts of jet liners

>jet fuel
Laughable. The jet fuel burned up as soon as it was ignited. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>
>>76127279
the (((bankers))) don't want the general populace to be employed
>>
the real question is who is cleaning the toilets in poland?
>>
If the bloody Queen can go up to well done and medium-rare pakis why can't Theresa May.
>>
>>76127288
is that amount of forest shopped in?
>>
>>76127333
she's allergic to poor people
>>
Grenfell is the new Hillsborough
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>>76127271
calm it down a notch, we're having just a civil chat. Pull it and watch it collapse, in any other context what this sound like to you? Honestly?

I mean grammatically speaking "It" is in relation to the object here, clearly. Not firefighters, you have to at say he misspoke, surely.
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>>76127347
the entire image is photoshopped you fucking moron
>>
>>76127347
you have to understand that 70% of london has been slaughtered by rabid northerners at this point so the environment has started to take back control
>>
Janny, pull it, pull the thread
>>
>>76127333
torching some benefit bloc runtnest is just part of Tory celebrations for their win
>>
>>76127323
ukrainians
>>
>>76127271
>good luck having men put that fucking fire out.
The one in WTC7?

It was barely burning, certainly nowhere near the scale of the recent Grenfell tower block, which was still being hosed down by firefighters after it was a blackened shell.

>bottom right pic
>"run lads, she's about to come down!"
Really?
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>>76127288
wonder what a modern british civil war would actually be like. some factions off the top of my head

scottish nationalists
welsh nationalists
irish nationalists
northern irish unionists
socialists in northern cities/south wales/london
agrarian reactionaries in east anglia
liberal-conservatives in smaller southern towns/cities
christian conservatives in rural england
>>
another muzzie arrested outside westminster waving a knife around.

so peaceful x

so glad they're here x
>>
>>76127316
>>i believe that the building probably could sustain multiple impacts of jet liners

yeah, just read that again.
>probably
>sustain multiple impacts

it's literally just what he reckons, and he's talking about immediate collision. seeing as I literally just said that it wasn't the immediate collision but the structure compromisation by the plane with high heat from the subsequent fire, i don't really know what you're on about.

no one is saying the beams melted. the plane stike would have certainly compromised some beams. the resulting high heat would cause more to simply bend and warp, not melt which combined with extremely high weight and the fact that other beams are no longer supporting their weight, caused the collapse.
>>
>>76127288
quite like the idea of slaughtering southerners
>>
>>76127390
it's times like these that we need to remember that diversity is our strength xx
>>
>>76127333
They hate her because she won't give the, enough free money and they're foreign so can't be trusted.
>>
>>76127411
>>76127411
>>76127411
>>
THAILAD
>>
>>76127388
I would fight for the anti-islamic republicans
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>>76127399
>it's literally just what he reckons
Yeah, the guy who designed it. Probably knows more than you about it. And he doesn't say "could probably sustain multiple impacts, before collapsing straight down into it's own footprint soon afterwards."

Speaking of which, why did the building fall straight down? You'd expect it to fall towards the first side to fail, not down through the path of most resistance. Multiple steel beams had to fail catastrophically, at the same time. In multiple buildings. One of which had not been hit by a plane and was barely even on fire.
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>>76125557
Proto Indo European
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