/brit/

sophie

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sara

>>76123955
>stories

foy

rollie down the lungs, pint down the gullet, slag on the knobend
simple as

>>76123924
just made it up
think only mong boards like /pol/ and /b/ use ids

might have a wank

then again, might not

>>76123955
they are trying to delay declaring the """missing""" people as dead for as long as possible.

Let people have a few days to forget before you admit there's over 100 people dead

let's be honest, should we really continue creating these threads?

>>76123925
yes, do you know what a drone is??

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had a great sunset today x

>>76123960
how did she do that eyebrow thingy

>>76123974
what do you mean

kero kero bonito

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>some girl off twitch goes missing at event
>everyone worrying she got kidnapped
>turns up later the next day saying her phone was dead and she's alright
>hasn't spoken to her husband yet
>definitely cheated on him

love seeing people happier than me get BTFO


https://twitter.com/sendtojimhaha/status/875642053937348612

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>>76123848
>are robbie
>no. 77 on the list of 100 greatest britons of all time
>above lloyd george, babbage, chaucer, raleigh, livingstone etc
>princess diana was no. 3
>mfw princess diana was above elizabeth I, alfred the great, wellington, shakespeare, nelson, faraday, etc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Greatest_Britons

>>76124023
not really
they should've been stopped more than a year ago when we had the vote about winding it all down
everyone knew they were just going to get worse

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>>76124012

May?

>>76123984
what a fantastic post, Shakespearean

>>76124039
>twitter drama
sort yourself out

big willies
big boobies

>>76124069
popped up on a browse of the '9k/

>>76124039
>Competitive HotS player for HGC team

lol I don't think he should be picky

where would you go if /brit/ closed down?

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little sister is getting this for her birthday

>>76124099
/balt/

come home white man

>>76124047
is the list voted for by heat magazine and smash hits?

>>76124099
up your arse

>>76124103
'nce

>>76124103
stupid fucking nonce cretin

Why do JFs get really upset over typos?

>>76124096
ah yes /r9k/ much better

doing an eating of a cheeky early lunch

>>76124099
I'd create a thinly veiled /brit/ thread on another board

>>76124099
mad

anti-depressants down the gullet

>>76124103
cool

>>76124039
>airing your dirty washing over twitter

Sure sign of a mentally underdeveloped person

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>Girl pops up to me two days ago asking how I am
>I reply 'yeah good thanks, you?'
>Still no reply

>>76124039
>husband

Wouldn't care if it was just some slag gf but that shits fucked yo

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Why doesn't the British government just blow up Sealand? It's not like anyone would actually give a damn.

>>76124179
hit me up with summa them

>>76124116
I believe it was voted on in a telephone poll of the Great British public, in a televised event on Channel 4. I think it was done about two weeks after Diana died, so the tears were still fresh and Candle in the Wind was still ringing in our ears.

I seem to remember Jeremy Clarkson did a show making the case for Brunel, and got him voted no. 2, even though nobody had heard of Brunel the week before.

>>76124098
Posts like this should've died in 2010

>>76124099
If they banned generals on /int/ they'd probably move to /bant/

>>76124198
The British are natural pacifists

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>>76124179
good lad

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girls just wanna have fun

(me in 8 hours)

>>76124230
Come down my local on a Friday night and say that.

>>76124190
sick of this
don't bother anymore

>>76124099
back to 'ddit probably
just browse soccer videos and front page all day long haha

might become a nazi

>>76124223
Why? What's changed

>>76124099
literally email hiro three times a day telling him to bring it back

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in norfolk

>>76124230
how bouts i pacify your jaw with a quick left-right

>>76124263
runt

>>76124197
seems like people don't take marriage seriously these days

>>76124230
I'll turn your skull to ash with my pacifists mate

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>>76124230
Yet they've declared war on us twice

>>76124225
>>76124266
meant it theoretically like if everyone here offed themselves and no more threads were made

>>76124210
ah yes, the british public

>>76124268
>3.2 MB

somewhere in an internet bandwidth monitoring station in Australia, a siren has gone off and a contingency plan has been put in place

>>76124292
probs just get on with life desu

>>76124230
*vaporises your jaw*
How's that for pacifist?

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SHE WERE PEOPLE'S PRINSESS

dale from the internet bandwidth monitoring station here, hang tight lads we'll pull through

>>76124263
runtoid insect

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>>76124321
all me

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*me in the middle upon entering /brit/ after a few pints in the local*

>>76124292
probably just browse /g/ + some other waste of time.

*gives you the old one two*

*follows it up with the old three four five six seven eight*

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>anon. me fanny is gagging for cock and i'm desperate to be pounded. are you coming back to mine, or am i going to have to sit on the driver's face?

once killed a man in broad daylight for making eye contact with me

>>76124099
Lainchan or sushichan

tho lainchans gone downhill recently, i cant resist the slightly cringey cyberpunk RP

>>76124292
Just browse the rest of /int/
I used to learn so much about other countries before arriving in brit and never leaving again

>>76124371
Wash your mouth out with soap love that's crass

>>76124354
*waltzes with you*

>>76124371
*wipes sweaty hands down trouser legs*

w-whatever ever you want Barbara h-haha

>>76124372
*reports you to the old bill*

>>76124290
i'll be pissed

>>76124371
*fails to get an erection*

>>76124371
You're a bit too slutty for me. Plus, I'm a virgin and don't know where to put it.

once killed 3 men and a child in broad daylight for breathing too loud

>>76124413
>>76124396
>>76124395
>>76124392
stupid action posters

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little sister is getting this for her birthday

cannot thing of a post to make

once observed a man killing another man in broad daylight for making eye contact with him

>>76124376
I think /brit/ was just a natural conclusion for most people who've been on /int/ long enough
already broadly know about most countries cultures, regions and stereotypes

spend all my days devising a plan to escape a future of wageslavery

>>76124376
>I used to learn so much about other countries

how though? all the other generals aren't in English

surely you can't speak all the languages on here

>>76124427
phwoar

>>76124425
*does a wanker sign behind your back*

>Bryci now has a youtube channel

hmmm

>>76124443
/int/ wasn't all generals in the past freshie

>>76124427
bizarro nonce

>>76124438
Same here bro.

>>76124443
the mystical lands of /eire/ /ausnz/ and /cum/

Just ate 350g of new potatoes for breakfast, with olive oil, salt, butter, mint sauce and black pepper. Felt a bit sick after that but I'd already opened another can and got it in the pan. So I then had another 350g of new potatoes (just olive oil, salt and hot sauce this time).

Not feeling 100% right now I'll be honest.

am now doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwkGIZPZ2CQ

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The face of love.

reckon they should split this board into /int/ and /intg/

>>76124436
>tfw sitting in a pub with diverse range of flags on a banner.
>can name them all and know something of interest about most
is this autism? Did /int/ give me autism?

>>76124436
>broadly know about most countries cultures, regions and stereotypes
I absolutely love this though and would love to deepen it further, where else on the internet can you have such direct contact with other runtoids from around the world in such a relaxed anonymous fashion, shitposting as
/brit/ genuinely has made me stupider

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*thinks furiously*

>>76124497
>/cum/

not on your nelly sunshine

>Al-Baghdadi killed in Syria

must be the 10th time he's 'died' so far this year alone

>>76124443
nurunt
Just general discussion threads

>>76124498
unsubscribed from your blog over this absolute trainwreck of a post

>>76124519
ah yes
*goes to london*
*gets ebola*

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>>76124498
>canned potatoes

>>76124510
same

>>76124511
Same it's such a conversation fuel as well

>>76124475
>>76124541
been here for about 4 years now lads allow it

>>76124552
Fairly sure I introduced that reaction image to 4chan a few years back. NOT happy with it being used to mock my dietary habits.

hey do you think if WW3 kicks off we'll still be allowed to shitpost and banter on /int/ with enemy nations?

or will Mummy May lock it all down

>>76124572
>such a conversation fuel
ngl I wanted to say.. oi, see all those flags there, I know them all :^)

I didn't

>>76124469
link you nigger bastard

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Doing a fap.

just bought 1k worth of xanax
gonna sell them and get the triple

/brit/ for the british (note: me and thailad are british)

>>76124621
wtf I love being included in things

>>76124597
i'd say.. oh yeah well you'll be seeing stars if you don't shut up

>>76124603
just fucking youtube Bryci you stupid cunt, I've even posted a link in the thread

fuck off you odious mollusc

>>76124635
like the sex offenders register

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>>76124519
he's not wrong, France is filled with primitive stone buildings
wish we had more steel and glass 21st century stuff.

>>76124637
I was literally with a yank at the time

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>>76124605

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>tweet from that streamer who cheated on her husband


UH OH

>>76124660
>wish we had more steel and glass 21st century stuff.
nah fuck off

>>76124516
what I mean though is once you get that overview /int/ threads become generic
I'll venture out into /int/ occasionally and it's usually just "lol refugees in germany" "turks aren't white" "which country's women are the hottest" etc. talk to a brazilian and he'll go on about living in a favela shithole or talk to a finn and he'll run his mouth about autism
once you have this general sense of countries everyone plays the stereotypes and becomes boring

>>76124667
me
should've knocked your block off then nonce

sustained gunfire reported near westminster

P A R T A N D P A R C E L

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>>76124643
I bloody telling my mum on you

>>76124577
what did you mean by this post

>>76124701
but then you'd also be in Thailand

>>76124719
proofs

*kegs myself in the middle of the room*

haha oh dear my willy is fully on-show

>>76124591
Our browsers will be directed to a dummy site, where we post with MI5 agents pretending to be JFs. MI6 will post on the actual 4chan, posing as /brit/ regulars, but in reality they'll be covertly feeding the enemy false information.

eg.
doing a poo whilst watching the HMS Blyth set sail, bearing south-south-west from Portsmouth. Probably headed towards a vital Russian convoy or something lol.

>>76124688
stone buildings are primitve
literally man made caves, no wonder they call us cave dwellers

>>76124604
have watched the scene with the tatted one
rather liked

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>>76124760

>>76124572
think I sound like some ethnic nationalist when I talk about countries cultures though
got stuck talking with this black yank girl about her irish heritage one night lel

>>76124737
i flew back

*sniffs loudly*
oi can anyone smell piss? whos wet themselves? fucking hell i cant believe someones wet themselves
*ive wet myself*

>>76124765
dont care about what other people think this shit is cultural and historical heritage mate its important and should be protected
same for the french language and arts. if theres nothing with a french identity in it we should call ourselves the 52th yank state or something
glass & metal buildings are soulless and really ugly on the architectural level too. dont want the whole country to look like La Défense

>>76124805
*I've coincidentally wet myself also*
haha look at bruce everyone, he's fucking pissed himself the fucking freak hahaha my my days

>>76124760
could I be a state-sponsered JF?
wonder what the pay would be like

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>>76124788
my point being in Thailand is what apparently makes me a nonce, you'd be a nonce too..

need a hug lads

Suddenly paranoid that russians have hacked my bank account. No reason to think this though haha

*sees this as an opportunity to wet myself*
ahh you lads are vile! got your piss all over me

>>76124809
good post
where did you learn english btw ive often wondered

>>76124831
no fiddling children is what makes you a nonce

nonce

>>76124655
Good post

>>76124831
i was hunting nonces in their natural habitat. shame there was one right under my nose and i didn't see it

>>76124685
Can't make this shit up

>>76124850
Exemplary post

>>76124891
wouldn't all white people there be nonces tho?

>>76124692
true

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Getting my Mcgreggor glasses today.

About ready to heem some cunt.

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>>76124809
ok caveman
now THAT is what I call modern and developed

>>76124685
hope this is true, gamers deserve bad things to happen to them

>>76124849
in school

>>76124805
Once met a man who said he didn't like Billy Connolly because of that big incontinence bit he used to do. The man found it to be in poor taste, having been close friends with someone who suffered from incontinence.

That same man was a sparky, and did the electrics in the late Sir Patrick Moore's house. He got talking to Moore while he was there and said he was a truly fascinating man.

>>76124906
stop projecting

>>76124850
amazing post

>>76124919
not a terrorist but would love to see everything in this picture razed to the ground

lads look at rural portugal on street view

its a very poor country. literal crumbing africa-tier housing

>>76124934
but muh power point presentation

>>76124927
r/gamerghazi detected

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>>76124940

>>76124931
really
you write like a native and every other frog on int types like theyve got downs

I am disenfranchised

>>76124965
runt

>queens visit
dont think shes liked around those parts

>>76124940
it's been specifically designed to resist bombings or other terrible things
you'd have to look at it to aim at it, being so ugly makes it extra difficult.

>>76124965
runtoid

>>76124946
vile nonce

>>76123861
why doesn't woes have some hwite children if he cares so much

>>76124943
the EU should do something about it

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getting the daily dose of postmodernist multicultural socialist propaganda

my favorite thing about /brit/? no anime

>>76124974
systematic government demolition then
evacuate the runts and bulldoze the hive

>>76124849
/brit/

>>76124986
*sends refugees to bring new life into those deserted regions*

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Left my mate £5 after he payed for the taxi and drinks and letting me stay on his sofa last night. Your thoughts on my selfless good deed?

>>76124988
thinly veiled anti-semitic post

getting choked up

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>>76124976
Going to watch the new pirates of the Caribbean tonight with my peng 28 y/o gf, will get the VIP seats of course, it's like a sofa and they bring you things you order before you go into the movie from a menu whilst you're watching it. After that we'll go to a 5* restaurant have a nice meal, bottle of wine before getting a taxi home. u?

changing a bed sheet is probably the hardest thing the average person will ever have to do

>>76124988
wtf I love the military industrial complex

>>76125037
fuck off kikeberg

>>76125049
great movie

>>76124965
I am youth

>>76125061
Yeah, I like the story in general, looking forward to it.

>>76125035
£5 is so low you may as well not have bothered

that's worth a tenner at least

literally fought multiple crocodiles in the past

>>76125035
see >>76125054

>>76125035
How many drinks

>>76125050
It's piss easy when you know how. I used to live with someone who'd worked in a hotel, changing sheets for a living. Showed me how to do it. I can put a duvet cover on a duvet in 20 seconds.

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>>76124988

>Parliament on lockdown as police deal with man outside gates
p&p my boys

>>76125049
I went to see It Comes at Night yesterday. Good film.

>>76125095
Pics/vid

>>76125049
>Going to watch the new pirates of the Caribbean tonight with my peng 2 8 y/o gfs,

vile nonce

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LOVE memes

>>76124978
depression and monetary situation

also has plenty of time

>>76124988
what is postmodern or socialist about any of that?
stop throwing out random words, jordan peterson

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this hasnt aged well

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>>76125079
Think I'm made of money?

>>76125102
not seen it advertised
>>76125109
that was a good one

>thairunt is a repulsive vapid normie
imagine my shock

gonna have a bowl of porridge lads haha

hahaha HAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAA

*clears throat*

>>76125128
>FBI

FOY

>>76125095
duvets are the fun part
it's getting the fitted sheet on when you have to kind of lean over the bed that's a killer

>>76125102
Was it really? the trailers got me pumped so thought it'd be a disaster

>>76125124
trump supporters have killed far more people than sanders supporters

>>76125136
cunt

>choking on something
>someone tells you to drink some water

ah yes, that's what will clear my blocked airway, closing off my airway

very smart

stupid cunt

>>76125163
hope they were black

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me on the left

>>76125163
retarded post - most likely underage

>>76125152
Yeah I liked it. First time going to a theater in like a year and I felt it was worthwhile.

It wasn't really scary, but it was tense.

>>76125144
Put the awkward 2 corners on first. Then you can have some space to negotiate the bit where you stretch it onto the mattress.

>>76125136

Nothing wrong with porridge

got a 2:1 lads haha fuck you nerds and neets

>>76125198
yanks and brits x

>>76125187
>stupid cunt
you'd have to be to choke on something

>>76125215
Enjoy your job in Maccie Dee's

>>76125204
>It wasn't really scary
:^((((((
probably still watch it

>>76124964
listening to american rap also
and the internet

>>76125215
yeah Americano please, ta

>>76124964
i have autism not downs

>>76125215

Congratulation on paying 50k for a piece of paper that wasn't even the best piece of paper smol brane

>>76125211
difficult when the bed's against the wall though
that's what I do though

>>76125215
congratulations! Can i have fries with that

>>76125215
in what

Eating Hot Tamales

>>76125283
BSc Doxxable Info

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>im not gay

>>76125198
would stamp their heads into a bloody paste

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>>76125258

taken a zero tolerance policy on mass (You) posts, always report them

>>76125297
????

I study economics in the south go on dox me

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>taken a zero tolerance policy on mass (You) posts, always report them

>>76125301
Nah, you might get one, but at least one would escape once your intentions were clear.

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back from therapy

>>76125321
they're annoying and get my hopes up for nothing

>>76125324
nah animals are very stupid

>>76125319
politics something in the midlands
bait course but gets me into a good masters so ah well

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>>76125301
rashorke
>>76125222
:3

>>76125299
jesus his face is smaller than trumps hands

>>76125344
for neetbux?

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big fan of 'trification

have so much porn saved now that i rarely go to porn sites when i fancy a wank

Why do Aussies post here when they're clearly getting around the Great Firewall (金盾工程) and disobeying beneficient leader Li Keqiang?

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>tfw ex poly

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>jesus his face is smaller than trumps hands

>USA snatches 'Longest Pizza' title from Italy

italy btfo

>>76125344
looks like dobby

>>76125352
Weird how they look so cute and innocent to us, but to a bird or mouse, they're huge bloodthirsty monsters.

>>76125375
hello chang

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big fan of 'trianisation

Anglo world check in. How is everyone?

>>76125349
fair dos good luck

>>76125361
same

brings wealth and racism to places that desperately need it

>>76125407
FOY

McGregor literally has no chance

>>76125359
no, for my well-being

parents pay for it

mum gave me her laptop yesterday asking if i could fix it but i dont know shit in computers thats not my field

>>76125402
looks worse iih

they should have put in some greenery

>>76125163
Who?

Do realize it's the left who kills everyone here everyday and commits the vast majority of crime?
Even all our mass-shooters are democrats.

Not some white redneck KKK boogeymen.

Pakistan is part and parcel of the commonwealth

Hello commonwealth brothers

>>76125438
*punches you in the scrote 25 times*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJFWWFDpPw

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>>76125444

I've killed for less, cunt

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... Swipe down ... Picture 15 June 2017 ...

>>76125442
pass it here, let's have a look at it

*opens the casing, voiding the warranty*

nah it's fucked

>>76125459
r u ok en zee

>>76125446
you're not even fibbing

>>76125124
Why? Bernie did both of those things

>>76125476
M8 CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS XD
LADLAD M8

>>76125471
why has he stopped bothering with clothes now?

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wish they would pedestrianise everything

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Why do all positivists want to have sex with animals?

>>76125477
Well no lol

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t. minus 12 hours to complete this assignment

>>76125456
again, it's alright but why cut down the trees and replace them with some shit shrubs?

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>>76125492
... Cooling off with Scoochey Bear ... Picture ... 16 June 2017 ...

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>>76125493
your opinions and views SUCK

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>>76125490
*calls you an ambulance*

Thinking about having a wank. Your thoughts?

>>76125493
day of the clamp soon
(love this meme v clever from the danish jew)

>>76125535
Later

>>76125511
why can he not work a guitar strap correctly?

>>76125520
Alri Gerald Ford

>>76125493
That woman bottom left has a right stride on her.

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jeane
i dont know what happiness means
but I look in your eyes and I know
that it isnt there

>>76125535
it's a nice treat

>>76125552
Bottom right I mean.

>>76125557
>>76125557
>>76125557
>>76125557

>>76125535
try suicide instead

>>76125426
Right, and what is that exactly?

>>76125553
Wouldn't feel comfortable sitting that close to a road. Unless I was in a car.

Navy says that I might end up getting recruited if I can successfully abstain from the antipsychotics I'm taking.

I indicated I was interested in information warfare.

bums

>>76125617
cont.

I think I already have some skill. Not quite sure how to use it.

>>76125646
Maybe don't use it to tell everyone that you're getting into information warfare. Bit slack with the old info there mate. Not very professional. Loose lips and all that.

>>76125696
Could be one of my tricks.

Just wanted to say that we're on the same side.

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>>76125617
>information warfare

>>76125707
Well consider me bamboozled.

>>76125720
Something like that sure, then again...

>>76125707
Congratulations, recruit. We've been monitoring your recent communications and are pleased to say you have impressed our recruitment officers, and will be invited to join our internet communications management team as soon as you contact your local branch of The Office of Naval Intelligence, and provide the pass phrase: "doing a poo," to the senior recruitment officer there.

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>>76125747
Hey we both speak the same language and its something we cherish amirite?

Sorry about that bamboozlement m8

I used to sleep 12 hours a day. Uhm yeah having a bit of insomnia lately.

Quit drinking they said. Go to sleep they said.

idiots.

Yeah now its time to say it.

Capital cities are such needy attention whores.

My city is so incognito you'll never find it if you want to harm it or the people in it.

If it were... wanna be clear on that point, a city state its power ranking would be just downright frightening.

teehee lol have a nice day world.