>that explains why all the christfags I meet are insane
Edition
girl here
[A]nime ni[B][B][A]s
>fedoraposting OP
not sure I like this
>>76118904
what are periods like
>>76118926
salty sand
>>76118904
Wanna fug?
>>fedoraposting OP
>not sure I like this
Reminder to all atheist communist:
From Marx’s perspective, Luther’s reformation—in spite of Luther personally—let the genie out of the bottle...Marxism is a Christian heresy.,,
>Hospitals turn to Asia for recruitment amid warnings that Brexit vote has widened nurse shortage
As expected, poles have been replaced with rasheeds
*applies gated reverb to your snare*
>>76118951
Not quite my tempo haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSyyu5JrLY
>>76118947
All Im reading here is:
>British upper class to be replaced by foreign Indians
The New King James and the New International versions are the official Bibles of the NWO Church of Jew Zeus. It's the 1611 authorized KJV or nothing.
>Reminder to all atheist communist:
>[reddit space]
>From Marx’s perspective, Luther’s reformation—in spite of Luther personally—let the genie out of the bottle...Marxism is a Christian heresy.,,
>>76118951
*plays cross stick*
don't respect anyone who follows an (((abrahamic))) religion
The British weenie in my office just called chocolate caramel slice 'caramel squares'
>>76118863
alri tubby
could have been more of a trainwreck though, I got my job by showing up in shorts
>>76118951
Not quite my tempo haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSyyu5JrLY [Embed]
>>76118921
I did it better >>75115319
hey lisicki's stopped posting
nurse could you double the benzodiazepine please
visited canary wharf and was slightly disappointed
really want to root a chick up the arse
>>76119043
london's shite
>>76118996
have they got shortbread on the bottom?
>>76119067
Yeah of course
Chocolate
Caramel
Biscuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qni5RNeP80
>We pay tax money so you can go to hospital and you choose to sit here and die. Fuck you! We're tired of paying for you!
>>76119053
it's overrated, smells bad too
>the British will kill this
>>76119025
first lazy town memes and now childish gambino memes...
wow
>>76119078
have you rooted a chick up the arse
>>76119072
that's called millionaire shortbread m8. you and the weenie are both mongs.
Have you ever walked out on a girl in the middle of sex?
I've done it at least half a dozen times haha
>>76119056
its an amazing city
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>76119104
yeah, did it before i did vaginal even
>>76119117
Yeah it's a hot destination right now
>>76119117
fuck off you mentally ill cityscum
>>76119127
i gotta say mate that is very intriguing how did that come about then
london really is fantastic, its just beautiful
>>76119148
she didnt want to lose her virginity
>>76119163
Its to die for
we all shagged matilda we all shagged matilda
we all shagged matilda and so did our mates
and she moaned and she groaned as she took it up the billabong
we all shagged matilda and so did our mates
>>76119167
hahahahaha cracking up
>>76119076
no one cares and no one will watch this video
i'm a homo and a normie, ask me anything u want to know about girls, how to dress, etc I will help you nerds to get laid
chileno
>>76119199
bender
el chileANO
>>76119199
what can i say to a chick for her to let me root her up the arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa12ewbKGbY
>1:51
>ywn be a carefree rich yank kid making aesthetic videos
>>76119209
you missed digimon earlier
my best friend irl also browses 4chan so we speak in 4chan memes to each other
>>76119215
get to know her first, is she hot, are you decent looking ?
it's all about being confident
el chileANO gives good advices
A girl asked me to tell her a fun fact about myself and I told her that I was going to make a joke-a-day desk calendar with my stored-up jokes haha
Sexy!
might become buddhist
would love to live in NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwK-ZhTurg
doin a trance
>>76119234
Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIM6IUpNZyg
>>76119271
me too
>>76119252
i've been normal rooting a chick for 2 years but she's too scared my giant wang will hurt her arse
does amyl actually loosen your arse you'd know you're a poofter aye
>>76119271
too hot and everyone is rude
Business idea: females, but from Russia
>>76119302
How big's your cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGFzMlUZ6Ck
hardcore
>>76119302
pics
>>76119317
slavs aren't real people
there seems to be a lot of unwarranted context-less statements made in these threads and very little actual conversation or discourse
>>76119318
8"x6" pressed to the bone
measuring to the bone feels like cheating but that's what everyone says to do
el cheese slicerANO
el norwegiANO
>>76119342
that's a big wanga desu, im going to lose a bit of fat and try to unlock the 7.5" i can get bonepressing haha
>>76119342
Big cock that it
I'm only 7.5x5
>>76119276
this is good
>INTP
>>76118555
>>76118534
do you know how much old school upper-class real estate has been absolutely destroyed by nig-nogs in America?
I went to wayne state university in 2015-2016 and took probably a hundred pictures outside of campus on the rare occasion I was using uber or driving through the near campus blocks.
Shit like these are everywhere and basically condemned or filled with crackheads/gang members.
>brits hate that foreigners are taking their jobs so much that they vote brexit
>all young poms come to aus to take jobs from hard-working aussies
The ironing is delicious
HATE bread where the crust is too dark
love wonder white
the canadiANUS
>>76119403
What's wrong with INTP?
is it considered snobby to get in the back seat of an uber driver's car like how it is for taxis?
note: this is an australian custom and thus if you aren't australian you aren't qualified to answer this
>>76119425
>wonder white
alri lower-class
>>76119424
>brits hate that foreigners are taking their jobs so much that they vote brexit
no they just hate foreigners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0TUZwj06nM
more innocent times x
brits are so racist that they hate other whites
Business idea: Europe and Russia band together to invade the UK and build a permanent land bridge across the channel
>you approach your reserved seat
>this smug cunt is sitting in it and refusing to move
>no other seats on the train
what do?
>>76119465
are you lonely beto?
>>76119465
why are you here? from all the shit you post it's clear you don't even want to be here and yet you keep coming back
are you mentally challenged?
>>76119488
I rip the phone out of his hand and toss it down the aisle
Doing a listen to this Scottish rock classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
>>76119511
just take the other one on the table lad, no ripping required
>>76119511
>he puts you in a headlock and bashes you in the face
Women want real men. Not video game playing, trap porn watching, cuck-boys.
>>76119504
Yeah that's cool and all, but he's no Indian
*ignores your advances*
>>76119518
I considered that, but I wanted to send a message.
I ALSO considered that the one on the table might be the other guy's by some chance, so didn't want to take the risk.
just a few more hours of slaving to get through lads
off to work lads
>>76119534
what message m8?
Just got turned down by some pre-OP ozzy femsliz
the state of my sex life around here
So this is the power of the south?
serbia was always known as a country free of degeneracy
>>76119554
Get the fuck out of my chair
>>76119557
africa before the whyte man oppressed them
very tired today, not sure why, i slept about 10 hours and popped a cheeky concerta and had some coffee this morning x
>>76119571
thought you meant a text message so you needed the unlocked phone desu
>>76119488
*rapidly presses button*
CONDUCTIOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTIOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTIOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTIOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
Am currently on the loo holding in a poo
AMA
>>76119575
always feel more tired when I oversleep
Serbia used to be my best ally but after appointing a lesbian, i can't consider it anymore
replaced some runt's concerta with sleeping pills haha i can hear him yawning
don't think you can find anywhere in britain that looks like this anymore
really wish I was half normie tier and a trust fund babby so i could head to australia and chill with the coolest chads on the planet, have beach parties with late night fires and brews, my arm around stacey but she turns away "AUUHHH NAUUHHH stup it!"
"im sorry" as I slink away but the big mentor type Derek walks over to me and gives me a pep talk
the night ends as I befriend the nice petite shy girl and I get her number
Anyone remember the Serbia YES YES YES meme?
*kicks the runt cage*
666
SATAN!
>>76119641
didn't know britain had trees
>>76119666
>satan remembers genocide memes
>>76119672
you're quite old beto, how come you're not married? is it because you're fat do you think?
Serbian people were well known for protesting against LGBT sodomite shit, now they have a lesbian in the government
>>76119403
>tfw INFJ
>>76119429
literal embodiment of the smart but lazy meme
I'm frozen I don't know what to say
Anyone remember the spics spamming pictures of dolphins meme?
Really makes you think.
Anyone remember the leafs being normal?
just got a ban warning for replying to a camwhore thread on /r9k/
live in a student accomodation with a few hundred people, my internet or ip address or whatever the fuck it is must be shared by everyone here
mental to think no one here regularly browses 4chan enough to be banned before (that I've seen) and the only one to venture on it was some thirsty brainlet replying to tits on an /r9k/ bait thread. truly am alone around here
please rate, comment, subscribe
>>76119718
"i give pretty good facials too love. with my willy."
victorian era was so aesthetic, poor living standards but so aesthetic
>>76119741
bit of a qt
>slept from 9pm till 3pm while trying to fix my sleep schedule
>>76119718
YES, LAD, glad you're talking to psycho-holly
tell her:
"I do have some personal ointment I could give you ;)"
"I love a good rub-down, but the happy ending is better ;D"
"I hope you don't make my facial tissue a racial issue"
Canadians never used to be hated on /int/ until after Trudeau got elected
>>76119769
I hate your flag
>>76119778
So do I
>>76119741
What is airdrop?
Spending more than 2 hours in front of screen is bad for your health
Whatever happened to Swissyank?
off to work lads
>"hey, anon: want to play call of duty while smoking weed and discussing how niggers are genetically inferior to whites together"
>>76119744
been banned a few times on my mobile data because some mong on the same network was waifuposting on /tv/
Mongolia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40297439/london-fire-victim-s-brother-recounts-final-call
grim
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
AND YOU'RE NEVER KEEP ME DOWN
(pissing the night away)
>>76119741
pink to make the boys wink ;)
>>76119900
>be """refugeee"""
>die
ahahahaha
why are russian girls so cute while their brothers or dads look like ugly monsters?
might set up a webcam to survey my vegetable patch as something every morning is trampled down or half eaten
>>76119907
*AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
>>76119946
>>be """refugeee"""
>>die
>ahahahaha
NEED a poo
cut through some lads' back garden on my way to work, usually stamp on some taties just to spite the cunt aha
>>76119981
poo in my mouth
>>76119718
bit cold out
irish weather
>NHS cyber-attack was 'launched from North Korea'
>>>be """refugeee"""
>>>die
>>ahahahaha
fedora posters
4:20 lads
uh oh
looks like (((they))) are getting upset again
you can tell by all the stale meme spam
>Australia announces national gun amnesty
>During the three-month amnesty running from 1 July, people can hand in unregistered weapons without the fear of prosecution, the government says.
thats smart
why doesn't everywhere do this
>>>>be """refugeee"""
>>>>die
>>>ahahahaha
im glad britain has so many eastern european immigrants because british women are fucking ugly. agreed?
>fedora posters
business idea: pay a prostitute 20 pounds a month to blog post on /brit/
vietnamese poster >>>>> thai chicANO
>>76120064
you have to be 18 to use this site though
>>76119826
He moved to ireland and became a dole fiend
theory: turtlemong is none other than maisiebro
>>76120084
best post i've read all night
>>76119826
he posted here like last week
apparently he just doesn't bring attention to himself anymore
>>76119853
i'll bump that thread on /co/ for you good friend
>>76120084
Just for that I'm adding the addendum that she must insult Australian posters several times a day.
>>76119872
might've been that
phone said I was on wifi but I think it gets confused and switches on low connection strength
thai chicANO is boring
state of this website outside of /brit/
>>>/soc/25356299
>>>/soc/25356301
communism
>>76120176
I could actually write a bot that's compelling as you
>>76120179
Everyday we stray further from God's light
>a blACK MAn browses this site!!!!!
state of yanks
need to get better at knowing when to stop drinking
>>76120193
Allah sure is great, brother
just popped onto /r9k/ for the first time since whatever that shooting was
>>>/r9k/37744439
>>>/r9k/37744249
>>76120220
i know when to stop drinking but i keep drinking anyway because i hate to leave a glass half full
Mental that our capital is filled with wogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uosnw_XzEo8
>>76120231
>meetup map
dear god, that exists?
guess it's just nearly about time for the daily wankaroo
>tfw 6 ft '5 and built like Ian Paisley
>>76120231
what a fucking cesspit
>>76120263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>>76120249
wasn't that building 90% wforeignog
only saw one old white granny in everything I've read about it
>>76120254
/brit/ has one too, newcunt
>mental that our capital is filled with wogs
mental that our capital is filled with wogs
duolingo keeps telling me it's time for my spanish lesson even though i gave up on spanish and removed it from my account, how to fix?
>>76120307
learn Spanish
jajajajajja
>>76120322
Ah but I am already fluent from /latino/, let me demonstrate
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>wforeignog
Not enough diversity in these threads imho
>>76120334
impressive
>>76120307
aprende español mi amigo. esa es la única manera
>>76120334
AustraliANO ajajajajajajajaj
>find it impossible to poo in a toilet that isn't my own at home
how do i overcome this fear lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESlAhH9pVXs
terrifying
just want a social group that meets up at a local pizza joint and has fun but not too much fun that i feel intimidated
>>76120377
Just poo in the sink
>>76120377
just bring your own
>>76120388
runt
HOWLING
>>76120377
invite people to watch you at home so you get comfortable in public
>>76120341
don't want to defile my tongue by using it to speak brown languages
>>76120400
shut-in
*does an amazing trick*
>>76120386
don't like this one bit, why can't it be less "the luftwaffe are coming" and more "Attention: pls be calm, you might get a bit wet in a minute lol"
*does an amazing dick*
>>76120443
What if it's the luftwaffe dropping water bombs?
might take a job at burger king for a bit to pay the rent
>>76119718
I'll be the only one giving the facials ;)
might take a job at burger king for a bit to pay the rentboy
;))))
>>76120451
then it should play: WAKE ME UP
>in 2015, Rentboy.com – a well-known American site – was shut down by the United States Department of Homeland Security and its operators charged with facilitating prostitution and other charges
>>76119819
AirDrop is an ad-hoc service in Apple Inc.'s macOS and iOS operating systems, introduced in Mac OS X Lion (Mac OS X 10.7) and iOS 7, which enables the transfer of files among supported Macintosh computers and iOS devices without using mail or a mass storage device.
*puts despacito on the /brit/ sonos*
>>76120492
ameribenders
despacito means slow
>>76119718
Id like to play ypur banjo, if you know what I mean
>A male sex worker in the Caribbean who solicits on the beaches and accepts clients of either sex is called a Sanky-panky.
lol
*does it down in puerto rico*
still dont know why the fire made global news
>>76120484
Paki slag
>>76120513
how do you say fuck off
>>76119718
digeridoo you really play the banjo? haha
jaysus, skip chest day much?
>>76120540
london is the most important city in the entire world
>>76120560
hope this nigger gets literally killed
PA KE KIERES SABER ESO AJAJJAJA
SALU2
>>76120540
Because in first world countries tower blocks don't usually catch fire and spread so rapidly killing dozens of people.
People haven't caught on that we're not a first world country anymore.
>>76120471
GRRRRRRIIIIIFFFFFFFFOOOOONNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>76120564
fucking hell give it a rest you broken record
>>76120574
good post
>hope this nigger gets literally killed
picture the scene: it's midday in Navarre, the sun casts a blazing heat over the narrow streets of Pamplona, not a soul in sight.
in the middle of a dangerously narrow residential street, a midnight black 330lb bull stands proud, frothing at the mouth, a near insatiable bloodlust that has claimed the lives of over 50 men and women that day, crimson red running down its ivory white horns
suddenly it freezes, and turns to face down the street, it has sensed the presence of another, perhaps this shall be the one to quench its thirst for blood?
a gust of wind blows dust and flyers advertising the annual bull run into the air. As the atmosphere clears, the bull meets eyes with our protagonist, your humble narrator.
The bull is seething with anger at the arrogance of this latest challenger, not a whiff of fear can be detected from this man as he strikes a match against the heel of his boot and lights up a cigarette, extinguishing the match on his scrotum.
Our protagonist stands proud, cowboy boots polished to a fine shine, his cowboy hat passed down through generations of his family sat proudly atop his head, and a red neckerchief tied liberally around his neck.
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=28
He takes the neckerchief and unties it, holding it aloft in the wind to catch the eye of his opponent, and proceeds to tie it tightly around his ballsack, turning it a vibrant scarlet colour.
The bull loses all control of rational thought and resorts to its primal instincts, breaking into a sprint at over 35mph, horns leading the charge, hooves pounding the dirt
our protagonist lifts his head slightly, throws his cigarette on the ground and smiles at the corner of his mouth, arms outstretched and goolies presented proudly
not a word
How do we stop the lefty problem.
>>76120633
me bottom right
got called a cuck at work
>>76119741
what a hunk
>>76120633
me out of the frame with 7 jewish dicks up my arse
>>76120648
looks like a clown
"nigger" is always going to be offensive whilst everyone is pretending it is. Good job, you're enabling racism, racists.
Will be in France in like 5 or 6 hours
I'll make sure to shitpost under the tricolour :3
>>76120104
actually not too silly
same university
>@iburnchurches69
>>76120648
ummmm uh *gasps* hrmmm uhhh swee- uhmmm sweetiuem, honey pie the problem *takes a breath* is the RACIST RACISTS BEING RACIST
>>76120648
would be fine with a different hair colour and contactlenses
>>76120231
jesus christ
didn't know until now that the bogdanoffs have phds and published a peer reviewed paper in a respected journal on what happened during the planck era of the big bang
hate arrogant student couples
>>76120665
can you just give it a rest for ONE fucking day
You're that guy at the pub who keeps bringing up economics/politics when the lads are bantering about football
sneezing atm
morning lads
morning nonce
>>76120697
that's what we do here if you haven't noticed for some reason.
>>76120701
morning mate
morning lads
morning nonce
>>76120679
>waaaah nazis dindu nuffin they just wanna genocide people to form an ethnostate
corbyn is good
labour is good
>>76120690
proofs???????
waiting for train to work
least it's Friday
me and the gf
>>76120728
whjat train lad?
morning lads
fuck off nonce
>>76120720
are you pretending to be retarded?
>>76120604
Didn't read
no work for 2 days
>>76120735
the train to work
>>76120739
Ah yes the neo nazis in the uk are very good lads who dindu nuffin
>>76120720
don't nazis will be too troubled by that
>>76120697
yeah this Tbh
>>76120712
that's what YOU do mate
Why don't infidels wash their hands?
At my desk
>>76120690
nah, their paper was so complicated (not unusual) they got ti through because proving them wrong would be too time consuming. i have known about them for years after coming across an article about them in a magazine, back when they were a thing.
>>76120751
already going a bit nutty not working for so long
haven't had this much time off in years
In the bus home from work. Waiting for holly to reply and can't message until then or I'll look desperate.
Please it's been so long since I've had sex
>>76120726
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogdanov_affair#Published_papers
>>76120761
oh so you're actually retarded
>thinking they're talking about actual nazis
well lads, i've been up all night
might be time for me to go to sleep
hope my neighbours don't start hammering again
>in the bus home from work
jesus, that is really dire