Sinaloa Women edition
I lack a Canadian girlfriend.
I haven't gotten a haircut in over 6 months
lmao fuck barbers
>>76118060
thats a really small dick
>>76118020
im from Sinaloa, rate me
>>76118060
what's wrong with his wiener?
I cant download this iso without the fucking download dying halfway through
>>76118062
But the best feeling is getting a straight razor shave from a barber at a family-run barbershop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_pLV94telg
Who /depressed/ here?
>>76118084
It has been Jewified
>>76118083
>mexican white
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.3
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- huntsville alabama
4-raviolis
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
10- paha sapa
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
IM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PUT HIM HERE GAP
90000000000000000001-montgomery county pensylvania
9000000000000000000001- anon who reported my thread
the sun goes down and i'm still missssing you
>>76118096
only faggots are depressed
>>76118108
Who is the Oyster Gay fag I live there
when I was 8 or 9 I told my mother I wanted to die.
Why did I do that
>>76118108
eyyy mamacita
>tfw I get my personal best rank
>>76118108
Whats whatcom county Canada? Like the middle ground between Sumas and Bellingham?
>>76118108
>9000000000000000000001
gonna do it again
All I have are my possessions
>>76118103
are you implying that im not white m8?
>>76118149
>middle ground between Sumas and Bellingham
sumas and Bham are in whatcom county. I'm in Lynden which yes is inbetween Sumas and Bellingham
>>76118121
late to the party
everyone's already left
>list
nice
>>76118092
no, the best feeling is winning something truly competitive
the two best moments of my life were:
1) won my first big race in highschool track
2) getting full funding for graduate school
everything else is lesser. even sex
maybe that'll change when i see the face of my child
>>76118127
>he has to transfer at Jamaica
should I buy a paisley shirt?
>>76118083
Time traveller/ten also you trimmed it?
what do you know about life if you have never had a bullet with your name
>>76118188
It's obvious you aren't
>>76118228
calloused, stong white fingers
sexy gun
truly an intellectual working man with great taste
>>76118216
Jokes on you faggot I don't actually live there just near it and don't have to transfer at all.
Kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwnbRBClxjc
>>76118222
when I was a sophmore my prom(that's right I went to prom as a sophomore) tux vest and bowtie were silver with a paisley pattern but it was all one color, the paisley was just raised a little bit. looked pretty cool
>>76118269
i'm sure it looked cringe af lmao
silver paisley tf
>>76118269
i missed every prom and homecoming because of track and cross country
what did i miss out on?
My work has a least 3-4 signs abou hiv and aids hanging up, is this the normal amount or is it a red flag
>get hired for low-level IT position
>only white IT guy at work (all my coworkers are Indian or East Asian)
>very apparent that i'm the least competent of all my coworkers
if this job didn't pay so well i'd prolly just kms
time to get drunk and do pushups and pullups.
anyone wanna join?
Im tired of the fucking LGBT lobby
https://twitter.com/oobieofficial/status/875492862749810688
somebody get me a fucking gun
>>76118269
>he went with his fat, ugly senior friend from theater club
>>76118326
you just held a gun in your hand five posts ago?!
how do you guys manage to form social relationships knowing that each one only invites the further probability of suffering?
>>76118316
red flag. friend at my high school had to get AIDS tested because one of his cowords bled themselves heavily in their workstation at a Krystal
i dont' go to krystal anymore
>>76118326
i'll let you borrow mine. don't worry, i'll show you that it works ;/\
who remembers the cuckio meme?
download just died again
>they/them
FUCK ME
i thought the meme was just a meme, WTF, how the fuck do you identify as THEY GOD.
>>76118313
>i'm sure it looked cringe af lmao
no it looked good. it doesn't sound good but it did. I was describing it to some girls I knew and they said that would look stupid but when they saw it they said it actually looked good.
>>76118330
>theater club
it was school band actually
and she was pretty cute. most attractive girl in band which isn't saying much but still
>>76118314
>what did i miss out on?
paying to much money to watch other children rub against each other to shitty music
didn't enjoy school dances. my mom just wanted pictures so I went
When we were young, and they told us to "be careful what we posted online", I thought they meant to not upload videos of us having sex for pedophiles to see.
I never imagined it was because my employer, my college, and society as a whole would police the internet for thoughtcrime.
>>76118358
i haven't outlived any of my friends if that's what you're talking about.
I personally find the company of anyone preferable to prolonged loneliness
a lot of my friendships don't work out because i can't empathize with people who aren't gifted, but enough do to keep me happy.
just keep going for it. rejection loses its sting quickly
fact: any man who claims to hate gays has sucked at least one dick in his lifetime
Man, whats wrong with the first world.
>>76118417
no one likes gays
screen just went orange
The internet is constantly putting me down. I keep engaging in online fights and getting my shit pushed in.
>>76118451
either your display connection is loose, or your GPU is starting to die
Hey guys I'm going to Europe tomorrow
>>76118457
You can't grow as a person without failure man
>>76118445
need
*cracks a cold one*
>>76118457
1) don't lose internet fights
2) don't respond to people who don't put any effort into their posts
>>76118473
have fun bub, don't get your kidney(s) harvested
>>76118445
not quite fond of these pictures
>>76118379
She was weird though, right?
>>76118473
nobody cares
>>76118473
Wanna meet?
>>76118437
Too many Mexicans
>>76118495
why be rude to me?
>>76118379
at least it wasn't something fun or fulfilling
>>76118501
im not going to turkey
>>76118371
>ze doesn't know about neutral pronouns
lol kys
>>76118506
i-its called amor apache l-look it up
>>76118371
Trust me, it's not a meme.
>>76118485
I can't stop it. I literally just lose internet fights all day.
I got in one yesterday. A few weeks ago Harvard expelled some kids for liking alt-right facebook pages or something. I made the claim that punishing thought dosen't make that thought go away. They all called me racist and got tons of likes. There's no winning for the mentally inferior
Purchasing a cat soon. What should I name it?
>>76118535
>got likes
is that what constitutes winning to you?
>>76118524
lol that was funny
>>76118531
um im already talking to my gf on skype
>>76118542
garfield
>>76118542
ivan, after my last cat who died over christmas
;__;
>>76118548
thanks but for real im going to france, italy and greece not germany
>>76118542
Drumpf XD
>>76118493
no she was actually pretty cool. she was one of those people that everyone thought "why is she in band? she's normal"
also it's funny because originally I didn't mean to go. I was really good friends with her best friend and she texted me saying one of her friends wanted to ask me to prom but they wanted to make sure I actually wanted to go before they asked(she didn't say who it was) I meant to text back that I didn't want to go but I accidentally said I did without realizing it>>76118542
brian cambell
>>76118544
What else is there?
>>76118550
hmmm arent you ohiANO
There four states of matter:
Gas, liquid, solid, black lives
Get a job you lazy mexicans
AMERICANS PLEASE HURRY UP AND FIND OUT THE CANCER CURE ALREADY
>>76118250
>he has to spend money on LIRR
>>76118571
yes
>>76118542
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
>>76118564
>Greece
So you're going to turkey after all
nig nogs
>>76118586
Yes I am a West Egg patrician.
>>76118570
getting someone to concede their point.
if someone calls you "racist" call them out for throwing verbal handgrenades and namecalling instead of making counterpoints to their arguments.
if you think it'll be persuasive, imply they're stupid and should be ashamed for doing something to brainless and lazy
>>76118542
Dog
>>76118588
i didnt know you had a gf
>>76118616
I'm his gf
>>76118605
Actually east but the point remains that I am better than you.
>>76118616
i was jk but i am talking to a girl on skype
I bought Eve of Destruction on steam.
It won't let me enter the cd key
;-; did I just lose $10
Hey, hey canada, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you useless faggots. We should just annex you like from fallout.
>>76118624
from yurop?
>>76118619
no, ur my gf
>>76118639
no i know her irl
>>76118639
Always knew you were obsessed with me
>>76118642
who tf talks through skype with someone you know.
>>76118644
really nikka
REALLY
>>76118660
im just talking to her the night before i go to europe sometimes we just like to talk at night
What games let me play as a canadian?
>>76118680
ever get any nudes?
what's the add on to see local flags?
>>76118680
What are you planning on doing in Europe?
>>76118684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtA_Bls1ag
>>76118693
touristy shit
>>76118686
no we're platonic
>>76118692
redditflags(((extraflags for /int/)))
>>76118692
i would suggest going to your nearest internet search engine and typing in
"int extra flags"
>>76118684
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty_3
Why do mobile websites keep telling me to download the app version of their site when it's pretty much just a more intrusive version of the same fucking thing?
>>76118692
Extra Flags. There's a general on /int/ for it.
>>76118705
Have fun, bud.
>>76118705
>no we're platonic
what a waste
>>76118724
because you haven't downloaded a desktop web browser for your phone
>>76118724
So they can get access to all your meta-data they then monetize, it's all in the permissions.
its a good day
>>76118746
maybe for you
>>76118741
what's wrong with being platonic
had some water go down the worng pipe
think Im dying
>>76118756
and me
>>76118759
because you can still act like you do, but you also get sexual gratification
>>76118756
shut up and dance
I have only one platonic female friend.
>>76118763
RIP bud
>>76118756
for yuo??
>>76118483
*with the boys*
>>76118756
Saying away from junkfood, Whatcom?
i need a friend
I wish I had a gf because not having one is a waste of a perfectly handsome man
>>76118820
I have an aboriginal gf
>>76118820
Having a gf is pretty nice. I want to try to set up my friend with one because I feel bad for him.
Should I stimulate my penis?
>>76118818
Will you dress up like peach for me?
>>76118829
jesus is watching you
>>76118829
I just did that
Wasnt so great
>6:51 AM in Germany
>Footkraut is posting
>he said he lives 15 minutes away from his job
>work starts for him in 9 minutes
how do we stop the cara poster from ever posting again on my /cum/
>he STILL hasnt filtered germany
>Gets a foreign long distance """gf""", something any loser on interpals can do
>So insecure that he has to remind everyone on the internet about it on a daily basis so they know how cool he is
The absolute state of footkraut
>>76118853
Um you can text while walking dummy
>>76118853
it's lmm using a deutsch proxy
>>76118864
Oh I have. It just sometimes takes me reloading the page for his posts to be hidden.
Germans are muslims
how cool would you guys rate me 1-10?
>>76118865
Haha well look who's jealous
I love my aboriginal gf
>>76118853
You are giving him too much attention.
>>76118877
0.
On a cool scale of 1-10, I rate myself -10 because I'm HOT
*licks finger*
*touches myself*
*makes a quiet hissing sound*
Oh here's a funny story, maybe not funny.
I've been driving back and forth on this 80km/h road to practice driving, there's a mcdonalds at the end of it sometimes we get coffee and stuff. But my mom and I swap before we enter the drive through because I just don't like driving in them.
Well she was entering the drive-through, but this really long car was kinda blocking us. Two kids behind us in a red car starting yelling at our car like "wtf go! holy shit". Then the long car moved and my mom moved into the drivethrough, then they drove by us and yelled "took you long enough you stupid thot."
never heard thot used in public lol
I deleted all the nudes I got from the Asian girl
im an extremely attractive looking guy caraposter can confirm
>>76118908
Wouldn't say handsome but wouldn't say ugly either.
I guess that makes you "extremely attractive" around these places.
>>76118908
You're a handsome young man. I'm sure that you're fighting the ladies off with a stick.
*licks thumb and wipes a smudge off your face*
>>76118820
It's p nice
cat just gave me some attention buds
it was cute and made me feel happy
just wanted you to know
>>76118877
forgettable / 10
>>76118936
wrong. i'm attractive enough on the inside and outiside to bring /cum/'s average to at least 7.2/10
>>76118857
filter Cara
Anyone who filters /cum/ flag posters should be exiled.
tfw cant draw
Should I play video game?
>>76118936
im extremely attractive anywhere
I want a latina gf who finds whites the master race.
>>76118958
drongs ez
>>76118959
no, you should play Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress or dwarf fortress for short
>>76118950
you're more forgettable tbqh cuz i don't remember you
Does canada have niggers of their own?
I gave $20 to a homeless today. I guess you can just call me Andrew Carnegie.
So let me get this straight. North Korea literally made an american citizen a vegetable and """liberals""" are victim blaming the vguy.
>>76118988
the guy that extorted his workers and left them in crippling poverty?
>>76118985
yes they're called aboriginals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fAhiG54To
might jerk off to white ass tonight.
trying to not obsess over asians.
>>76118991
>"""liberals""" are victim blaming the vguy
Exemplo, por favor
>>76118988
I have $5 to a homeless guy today.
>>76119012
Asian girls are cute though.
>>76118984
idc
>>76118991
>going to north korea
not a smart idea to begin with, but i do hate libcuks
this boi did nuthin rong
>>76118991
i didn't know people were victim blaming him everybody i know has been shitting on North Korea even harder lately
Traps are for the thinking man
>>76119027
the gay thinking man
>>76118999
No, the philanthropist who spent hundreds of millions of dollars on libraries, university, and whatever else he donated money to.
>>76119027
>Traps are for thinking about men
fixed that for you
>>76119032
Not to /a/ it's not.
Traps are gay and if you like them you're at least bisexual.
>>76119042
/a/ is the /y/ of anime
Nothing wrong with being gay
>>76119015
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1197622&page=12
Just look for one, i loved this.
>He's a white American male. In this country he could do whatever he wanted and gotten away with it, and I'm sure he thought that would extend to North Korea. It sucks what happened to him, but nobody should be surprised this happened.
Traps are about admiring femininity, tomboy are for fags because you're admiring masculinity which is a gay trait.
>>76119066
please delete this post
i didn't want to be reminded there are people like this
>>76119066
>neogaf
that explains it
>>76119065
Leviticus 18:22
Nothing wrong with being LGBT.
>>76119070
if that's the truth, then why do all gays like like twinks and children?
not sure if i should sip a beer
>>76119066
I didn't think people still use neogaf
>>76119079
>Old Testament
Okay Dr. Klein
>>76119070
If you want to admire femininity look at a fucking female, not a man pretending to be one you homo
The absolute mental gymnastics of gays
>>76119091
Fags love anything with masculine traits and leather.
>>76119103
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
Last time I checked, burglary is a crime everywhere.
He did not deserve to be put in a coma, no way. But he did deserve to be charged. He committed a crime in a country with very strict and clear rules. A smattering of them being "don't steal, don't break into areas you have no business with, don't disrespect our leader (poster had Kim Jong Il's name on it)". I travelled on the same tour company as he did. We were given a very long and detailed orientation on the do's and don'ts while in the country. Admittedly this was after he went down so it could have been a step-up measure, but it's not hard to understand.
He thought he could get away with it, and the media have been giving him tons of attention - because he's white and American. There have been numerous instances of charity workers being detained for much less. They're victims of the regime, yet get basically nothing after the first week; because they're Korean Americans probably.
>>76119103
>just ignore one of the best collections of historic literature and ancient wisdom despite being kept in christian canon for 2000 years
really makes me think you don't know what you're talking about
>>76119119
FUCK strei wypipo
>>76119116
Jokes on you I'm agnostic anyways
>>76119122
>old knowledge makes it good
>>76119070
You're only lying to yourself.
>>76119119
JUST OBEY THE LAW, WHITE SHIT
unless that law says you can refuse to serve homosexuals or trxnz-perzonz or that you can say whatever you like without repercussions
>>76119088
LGB is okay by me
But trannies should be shot desu
>Antisemites hate jews yet constantly quote the old testament
Really makes you think'm
>>76119136
>wisdom that survived over 5000 years isn't any good because it's old
maybe, just maybe survivor's bias is a good indicator of quality
>LGB is okay by me
>But trannies should be shot desu
>>76119159
No it's not that it's bad because it's old I'm just calling you a retard for calling it good because it's old. It's just knowledge the age doesn't make it inherently better.
>>76119066
lol
Placer, have you got a Ukrainian gf yet?
>>76119160
gotta draw the line somewhere m8
>>76118807
mostly. I ate some pizza and a pop today but I had just gotten off of a 2am shift so I felt that I deserved it. then my brother and my mom got mad at me saying I eat way to much junkfood but that was the only time I've even eaten bad food all week
>>76119181
of course not
>>76119172
no age doesn't make it better. the fact that it's been a cultural staple for thousands of years makes it better.
you could find graffiti in a cave that's just as old, but that doesn't have the same amount of historic presence as and ancient AND CURRENT religious text.
think before you respond to me, brainlet.
Ukrainians are not white
>>76119188
an then idk how but it escalated into a huge argument that stopped and started like 3 times and now I feel crappy.
>>76119196
A lot of old and prominent knowledge is retarded don't respond to me every again brainlet
>Ukraine
>Ukrainians
>>>/x/
>>76119208
ever*
Ukrainians are descendants of the Poliane, a Slavicized Iranic tribe that settled in the area around where Kiev is today
>>76119235
>Iranic tribe
We wuz Persians n sheeit
>>76119208
vacuous nonargument
>>76119249
They wuz Aryans n shieeet
Why are mexicans so lazy?
>>76119250
No it's an argument you just don't want to actually respond to it
>>76119270
ok. give some examples of ancient wisdom that currently exists and is worthless
Might go to Las Angeles again later this year. Hope I won't be stabbed.
Feeling the old apathy buds
>>76119261
Siestas and a diet heavy in beans and corn.
>>76119286
why would you WILLINGLY go to los angeles
>>76119294
work out or read a book
i suggest Gulag Archipelago. start with volume 3
i most likely have the smallest dick in this thread
>>76119300
Why would I do either of those things?
I have to get up in 2 hours for work but I'm not even done with my homework yet
>>76119307
doubt
>>76119299
Because I went there earlier this year and it was pretty nice and my girlfriend wants to go.
>>76119315
because it's fun and improves your life
>>76119321
>homework
>june
Fuck right off with your summer classes
I wish I could get a job though, life is shit without one
>>76119331
Not exactly what I would call fun
>>76119341
tell me about it.
i hate sitting around.
i tried to get a summer position at my graduate school, but everyone i talked to was either taking a break or out of the country
>>76119315
it will fix your apathetic feelings
you'll learn to enjoy things again
>>76119341
>tfw working full time while taking class
I was one class away from graduating a year early so I'm here
>>76119283
Well here's some useless ancient shit just in the OT
1) Don't eat anything that mixes meat or dairy
2) Don't eat non-Kosher shit
3) Don't wear clothes of more than one cloth
4) Don't cut the sides of your hair
5) Don't plant more than one different kind of seed in the same field
>>76119345
you don't work out much, do you?
lifting heavy things feels like an accomplishment, so you get a nice fat dose of dopamine (pleasure)
same with reading something high brow and making an intelligent realization discovery about it
When did porn stop being aesthetic?
>>76118621
>Doesn't actually live in any of the 5 boroughs
>Thinks he's better than someone who does
Really makes you think
>>76119354
This is awful
>>76119354
Oh and also of course there's nothing wrong with being gay either
>>76119350
I exercise a little bit every day. Reading is incredibly boring and I don't plan on doing that. I don't think reading does anything for me
could really go for some chocolate chip cookies right about now
>>76119378
Sorry you think so
>>76119361
I exercise minimally daily. I don't get any pleasure out of reading or hardly anything at all.
I like women
>>76119400
Same
thoughts on this sexy lanky lad?
>>76119400
Me too
>>76119400
This is the kind of quality post we've been lacking
I'm definitely not a girl with nice boobs
>tfw no gf
>>76119405
cool boxers
>>76119354
cooking meat in dairy taints milk fats with animal fats that should be drained
kosher execution of animals drains blood, making the meat keep longer and cook faster
rule of thumb for old manufacturing techniques. doesn't fit much today, but kept old timey clothes from tearing themselves apart in a changing climate
in-group identification. cultural ritual builds tolerance to ritual and conscientious behavior
i dunno lol
>>76119381
except for all the obvious negative health impacts, and the obvious association with mental instability
>>76119399
>minimally
how minmally
you're just reading the wrong things
>>76119400
are you me?
>>76119432
Gays aren't mentally unstable that's the trannies you're thinking about
I wonder if jewish girls have nazi fetishes.
>>76119439
https://psychcentral.com/lib/higher-risk-of-mental-health-problems-for-homosexuals/
fuck it i'm cracking a cold one with my boys (you guys)
I miss BajaChan
>>76119432
Every morning I stretch, and do 250 jumping jacks
When i posted on the /lat/ circlejerk people hated me, i legit posted just because i drove some people mad.
But here, here i feel right in home idk why i feel like you guys been my friends all my life
<3 you
>>76119457
lift weights or do some sprinting
jumping jacks aren't strenuous enough
>>76119453
Personally I'm not really decided on this stuff but this could be because of existing societal stigma against the gays like them having problems with their families
strong reason to believe I have reckless leg syndorme
>>76119473
Is /lat/ very different from /cum/?
>>76119477
much like everything else, mental health and stability is predominantly genetic. unless every homosexual went through catastrophic abuse, mild neglect is not enough to cause the observed trends
saying this as an emotionally neglected child. i am fulfilled with my life
>>76119453
That's caused by social stigma against being anything but straight. No matter how comfortable someone is, they always know that they're outside the norm and wish that they were normal. There's always a nagging feeling that you'll never be normal or that you're a disappointment to your parents because you won't give them biological grandchildren.
>>76119457
>>76119432
I have tried reading everything from philosophy textbooks to Ulysses to Borges to Fight Club to The Lord of the Rings to For Whom the Bell Tolls
I get some small amount of pleasure from dissecting these but ultimately I have to force myself to read them. The amount of pleasure I get just isn't enough
>>76119489
Hope you don't have to get it amputated
>>76119508
what a shame. i mostly read before i got to bed.
i'd rather fuck around online most of the time anyway
>>76119502
>wanting to be a normie
not only conjecture, but bad conjecture.
>>76119492
they were a bunch of commies
>>76119400
Yeah. Too bad they don't like me.
>>76119527
is there a trolly thread on /sci/ right now???
>>76119538
disgusting
>>76119527
*pulls that MF lever*
>>76119538
But why? Communism fucked up so many of their countries
>unironically using the word normie
>thinking that gay people don't wish they were just normal, especially if their parents were anti-gay
>tfw all of the girls you had a chance at a relationship with currently live in different countries
>>76119556
Now you know why Latin America is third world.
Chile is the best Latin American country.
>>76119532
What is this?
>>76119567
ahahahahahaha
fuck you
>being linguistically inept
>more baseless conjecture
>Serbians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZymccwZm4&index=307
>everything I don't like is conjecture
>also all old "wisdom" is automatically valid based solely on its age and if you disagree I'm going to yell at you because I'm an inbred hillbilly from the south
>being THIS obtuse
wow. it's like i'm in /v/
Can't we all just get along?
>>76119609
>I think progress automatically means better
Why would you browse /v/ ever?
>>76119602
Hello
>>76119659
what's it like in armenia
imagine being so stupid that your only argument is calling people obtuse and saying everything is conjecture despite not knowing what either of these words while arguing about things you know nothing about because you once read an article online but never actually interacted with or talked to a gay person. I'm assuming that only people with several generations of inbreeding would actually be this stupid.
>>76119659
Hello my fellow Caucasian
>>76119623
Hahaha fuck
>>76119664
pretty obtuse post my man
Stop phoneposting
>despite not knowing what either of these word while arguing
what did he mean by this?
>Social stigma has nothing to do with mental instability
>The only factors of mental instability are purely genetic and not societal in any way
>Psychological factors don't real, only biological ones
>>76119683
Just started
>getting this upset that you can't/don't bother to back up any of your musings with evidence experimental or observational (the definition of conjecture) and then throwing a fit about it
LMAO i will never be this pathetic