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/brit/ - A Squashed Albert Finney Edition

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anime
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any man in
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I am here
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sexy hot cat ass
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Alri
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ask a genius anything
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>yanks dont have yakult

dying
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>>76117726
whats it like working for apple?
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>>76117730
we do, its delicious
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>>76117730
wrong. why would you think the uk would have yakult but we wouldn't?
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>>76117730
We invented it..
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>>76117721
what are they doing
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Horribles_Cernettes

>tfw no particle physicist gf
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>>76117747
they're bugging each other
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>>76117634
DELBOY STEW
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switched rooms

the room i'm in now is equivalent to about 2/3rds the size of an entire british home
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neeky virgin twats
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>click on news clip of the fire
>hear "Allahu Akbar" in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHNvdtIdMZE
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Good night lads
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>>76117747
avoiding the water
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Beto why haven't you found a wife yet you're like 30
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https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/get-out

piss of shit soundcloud compression
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>>76117774
goodnight monkey
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ahhahahaha
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Spawn point is a close third in the annals of awesome.
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>>76117785
you're a right rude runt
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Hmmmmm
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>>76117782
reminds me a bit of current value
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>>76117782
you want a website making?
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16 June 1815 – Battle of Quatre Bras, two days before the Battle of Waterloo.

The Duchess of Richmond's ball was held in Brussels on 15 June 1815, the night before the Battle of Quatre Bras.

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington with his intimate staff and the Brunswick Ducal Corps arrived some time between 11 pm. and midnight.


The Brunswick Ducal Corps were a military unit in the Napoleonic Wars. The corps was raised from German volunteers. The Duke was a harsh opponent of Napoleon Bonaparte's occupation of his native Germany.

The Black Brunswickers earned themselves a fearsome reputation following the engagement at Quatre Bras on 16 June 1815, where the Duke lost his life.


The atmosphere in the room changed when news circulated among the guests that the French were crossing the border.

The exploits of the Brunswickers caught the British Victorian public's imagination: an example of this can be found in John Everett Millais's painting The Black Brunswicker. Charles Dickens' daughter Kate was used as a model for the woman seen in the painting.[2]
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>>76117721
Alri junji Ito
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>>76117811
lad, i got rich off PnDs and hodling litecoin since 2013, let's spitroast her, willing to fly out tonight
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>>76117811
bun dat
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>>76117813
yeah i went for a tech freak feel

>>76117826
ty x but don't need one
mate has a bandcamp
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>>76117830
jog on jappy
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betonto you should get a boat you'll get all the latina chicks
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WHOY DO NONE OF YA KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTAH YA'VE HAD A SHET
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>>76117836
alri, if you change your mind i'll do it
>for free
just gib ftp login
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a fucking leaf
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the cat x
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>>76117872
>get the fuck down
https://youtu.be/hddCpJ8MfVo
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YANKIE DO POO POO IN THE MICROWAVE
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>>76117850
DISGUSTING
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>>76117872
He's doing a poop
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>>76117872
cats are not native to australia
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>>76117872
s/he's about to plop one out on your "entertainment center"
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>>76117901
HE MISPELLED AUSTRALIA

FUCKING AMERIFAT EDUCATION
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>>76117884
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>>76117872
gatto caca
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>>76117782
Nice! Good job. Here's a good track I used to listen to 3 years back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS74eAaOQUs
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>>76117911
JUMP, DO IT
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>>76117634
OP who is that guy in the pic? Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from %100 pears.
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kot's poop
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>>76117911
>>76117872
want to pet it
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I just saw what I think was a Golden Eagle on the way home.
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>>76117920
wtf
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>>76117782
i think thats pretty good, the drums were cool
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>>76117933
hm?
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haitiANO
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some runt is browsing /int/ on this bus i'm on lads
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>>76117945
say hi to him then
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i think i have a tongue fetish
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>>76117911
>>76117872
KITTY
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>>76117945
could be me are you currently between the canberra insitute of technology and calvary hospital on the #3? asian lad two rows down is looking mighty shifty and smirked at me earlier
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just matched with a nigger on tinder
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>>76117924
It's Terry Christian. He's let himself go
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>>76117911
s/he needs to go on a die-it ;)
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just realized how similar merikan - one man's hell is another man's paradise sounds to donny - symptomless coma
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>>76117966
no you didn't
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>>76117966
Are you from Louisiana?
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>>76117962
hope this is real i don't have anything better goign on
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dumb frogposters
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>>76117980
yes i did
>>76117981
no
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>>76117991
proofs??
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>>76117984
*gives you a jigsaw puzzle*
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how does one go from this...
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>>76117968
they're both he's you runt
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of the 4 people that are meant to inspect my house today 2 have cancelled and one is late
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>>76118000
*can't solve because brain damage and autismo* FUCK
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im in me mums car
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>>76118021
do the edges first, I believe in you!
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>>76118002
to this.
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>>76117999
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>>76118011
bit gay
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>>76118026
get out me car
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>>76118011
>interracial cat sex

hot
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can't breathe through my nose well. can't smell much either
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>>76118037
>25 miles away
dropped
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>>76118037
Fuck her.
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>>76118002
>>76118034
Because this white guy looks like a faggot?
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>>76118002
>>76118034
where did you get those pics LOL
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>>76118066
/pol/
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>>76118061
kek'd a tad
i thought you weren't funny
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>>76118037
looks like a step or two above your average nigger
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Doing a listen to Whitney Houston.
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>>76118034
that's kinda gross desu sorry if that's racist
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>>76118037
I can't stand black women and find none of them attractive or fuckable in the least bit but I do feel like they could give me the best blowy of my life.
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>>76118079
hey you're not me.
>>76118065
>>76118066
a public ig about swedish families
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liberals are a traitorous, seditious, bilingual, and genocidal plague that seeks to destroy, to wit, the good christian peoples of alberta
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GLIMPITY GLOMPITY GLARPITY GLOO

THE POST AFTER MINE IS 1-1-2
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>>76118107
no
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no it isn't
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>>76118105
i'm sorry for your loss
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>>76118037
>18
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16 June 1858 – The Battle of Morar takes place during the Indian Mutiny.

The Indian Rebellion of 1857 was a major uprising in Delhi against the rule of the British East India Company.

There were calls for jihad by Muslim leaders like Maulana Fazl-e-Haq Khairabadi.

The rebels quickly reached Delhi, whose 81-year-old Islamic Mughal ruler, Bahadur Shah Zafar, they declared the Emperor of Hindustan.

In the Punjab, the Sikh princes helped the British by providing both soldiers and support.

The Sikhs feared reinstatement of the Islamic Mughal rule in northern India, because they had been persecuted heavily in the past by the Mughal dynasty.

It led to the dissolution of the East India Company. India was thereafter administered directly by the British government in the new British Raj.
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>>76118111
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>>76118107
>111
>113
>114
HAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
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how do people who go on nights out not fuck up their sleeping pattern?

you come home at 4am and you're fucked, you're sleeping at 4am everyday from thereon
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>>76117872
alri chris?
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>>76118133
I'm a neet
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>>76118138
alri
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>>76118133
>you're sleeping at 4am everyday from thereon

Says you
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dumb aussie frogposter
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>>76118133
you just have a shitty day the following next day or you sleep in but still go to bed at the normal time, one night shouldn't be enough to break a well established cycle.
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>catniggers

post your dogs lads

pic rel is my 2 yo maremma
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Delete your account.
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>>76118157
never seen a nigger with a cat
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kots >>>> dogs
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>>76118138
not my name but nothing wrong with it

wish the best of luck to all chris-es out there x
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Alright lads which city should I start on.
I want somewhere relatively small to start, and preferably in the north so I don't have to worry about it looking like shit.
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round of drinks, please
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>>76118168
wtf I love beto now
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trying to imagine a crips tier gangster with a pet cat called mr. mittens.
>a yo, this be mr. mittens, respect alri
please join me in this imaginary world.
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GLIMPITY GLOMPITY GLARPITY GLOO

LADS I'M DOING A POO
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>>76118181
haha sure chris mc
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>>76118157
*covers it in cement*
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>>76118157
I remember my dad wanted one of those like 10 years ago but apparently there were maybe 3 in the whole of australia so he couldn't find one
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BL00D WARRI0R
D0NG MASTER
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thai chicANO is a white nationalist who lives in thailand
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>>76118157
want to pet that doggo
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I WILL NOT BE MOCKED

CLICKITY CLACK CLOCK CLUDGE AND CLINE, THE POST AFTER THIS IS 2-4-9
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Hmmm
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>>76118248
Fail.
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>>76118248
nice trwy seaty
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>thai chicANO is a white nationalist who lives in thailand
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anyone here like shoegaze black metal?
doom-black?
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*posts*
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hi
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Preparation for the daily labour
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so I see the 3rd person lined up for inspection hasn't come either
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oh gosh he looks so fucked up, that's why i'll never have a gf
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buenas noches thailad
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>>76118270
>>76118248
M0DS!
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>>76118272
>shoegaze black metal
What the actual fuck are you talking about
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>>76118279
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>>76118157
>having an ultrarare italian sheepdog that still has import restrictions

what the fugg m8

you best live on a farm or something because otherwise you must be walking it 24/7
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i'll go half and half on a boat with you beto
do you live near any good lakes?
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>>76118295
alri
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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there's a very weird bird call that sounds alien-like, I hear it every morning
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>>76118272
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hitler fled to south america
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hitler was a jew
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*takes a bite*
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just put 6 eggs in a pan without splitting a single yolk, doing a hooray
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>>76118335
u wot?
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>>76118350
I hope you're cooking for two
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In 1916, the forces of the Crown
to take the orange, white and green bombarded Dublin town
But in '21, Britannia' s huns were force to earn their pay

And the black and tans, like lightning ran
From the rifles of the IRA
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>>76118350
fat cunt
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business idea: do shrooms and listen to primus for 6 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWMhrGf2ylw
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wish the government exterminated all dogs

disgusting, violent creatures
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FLIPPITY FLAPPITY FLOOPITY SLY, THIRD TRY BE FINE

THE POST BELOW IS 3-8-9
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>>76118315
It's a big property but we only have chickens and horses, not cattle or sheep. This cutie does most of the work
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>>76118385
no
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what's wrong with this australian?
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>>76118359
>>76118373
i'm bulking you skinny runts
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>>76118382
Like your people when travel abroad
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>>76118393
Heat stroke
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nigga nigga noo
the next post is 402
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>>76118393
his foreskin doesn't roll back so he can't masturbate properly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V1g-lDc6_E

>Not listening to good music
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>>76118390
>>76118388
>>76118390
>>76118388
NNYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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>>76118417
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>>76118415
don't cry efg, you can do it.
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>>76118388
post the horses runtoid
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need an early /new/
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next post 423
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>>76118419
https://youtu.be/ZpxM1h8I-hA
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hahah lads
cold one lads wahey
cold one with the boys ahahahahahah
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dfaskljfdakjsdf next post is 445
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>>76118428
*blocks your path*
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THAIRAD! DID U SREEP WITH RADYBOY AGAIN!?
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>>76118355
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YELLOW BELLOW FIRE AND FATE

THE POST BELOW IS 458
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*throws 2 xanax into my mouth*
*tries to swallow without water*
*chokes*
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NEW
>>76115451

>>76115451

>>76115451
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olmQXDpqmmg
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wish I had a veritable petting zoo instead of renting a tiny sharehouse in chatswood with 2 chinks
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please let the next post be 471
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16 June 1940 – World War II: Marshal Henri Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of State of Vichy France.

Because of his outstanding military leadership in World War I, particularly during the Battle of Verdun, Pétain was viewed as a national hero in France before World War 2.

On 10 June, the French government fled Paris for Tours.

Winston Churchill then said the French should consider "guerrilla warfare". Pétain then replied that it would mean the destruction of the country.

Churchill then said the he should defend Paris like he did at Verdun. Pétain replied quietly that he had in those days a strategic reserve of sixty divisions; now, there was none.

On 22 June, France signed an armistice with Germany that gave Germany control over the north and west of the country, including Paris and all of the Atlantic coastline.

On the next day, Pétain formally assumed near-absolute powers as "Head of State." He and his government collaborated with Germany.

Following the liberation of France, on 7 September 1944, was tried and convicted for treason. He was originally sentenced to death, but his sentence was commuted to life in prison.
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just went in /cum/ and it looks almost exactly like /brit/
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>>76118446
I do enjoy this gimmick
>his face
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Alright that's it

The next post better be 491
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>>76118488
yes
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>>76118488
wrong
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thai chicANO is homo
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>>76118491
screencapped for reddit
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nah fuck off
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>>76117726
how to find my will to live
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the goal is montreal
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>>76118491
At last, now I can die happy

Goodbye
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>>76118491
MOM GET THE CAMERA
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>>76118510
NOOOO EFG, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE YOU.
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>>76118510
how could he be hanging from the ceiling if australia is upside-down?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E
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why is canada so pretty?
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just bought a thinkpad
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>>76118537
lenovo? they're shit, I have one
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just bought a set of truck nuts
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Bokuwa ongakuka, dentaku katateni
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Was shocked to learn in school that the Earth is only 5,000 years old
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>>76118537
hahahhahahahaha povvo scum
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>>76118534
Was walking in an ultra upper-class street on the outskirts of London and it looked very yankish, along with the houses

was grim when I realised it would count as an ordinary upper-middle class street in america/canada
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>>76118534
we value green space and we have plenty of room for it
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>>76118413
Hmmm

Think I'll be sticking with actual good music cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ilYt4r7-Y
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>>76118539
I have 2 (soon to be 3) and they're great
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>>76118557
sounds lovely

shame I don't speak frog nor have a degree
immigrating there would be tricky
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bacon and egg sanga lads haha
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if god is all-powerful then why does he need to get some nonce to build a boat and save all his animals for him
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>>76118507
montreal is full of kikes, french people and homos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4
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>>76118446
gets me every time
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real n**** hours who up
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https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/top/
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>>76118585
the story of noahs arc is a story meant to convey meaning and metaphor, and is not meant to be taken literally
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I think we're in a simulation lads.
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>>76118601
what's it a metaphor for
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whomst up???
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leafs are pathetic
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>>76118601
um no sweetie i've met preachers and they say noah's ark is a true story
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why does that canadian poster look mexican
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*GHHHHHAAARGGHH*
*snap*
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>>76118628
he's half nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Sr1Z_Xpkg

doin a dance
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>>76118611
having faith in the word of god and how good things can happen to you if you listen to god
>>76118622
>preachers
oy vey the christians are just being silly
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>>76118609
so are we real or AIs?
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*WHEEZE*

Maybe ... next time
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>>76118647
seems oddly specific
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>>76118647
so what was job's story a metaphor for then?
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>>76118585
Have you even read that story before mate. Noah built it because God liked him the most
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>buying pieces of wood
>righto mate that'll be the gdp of andorra thanks

these tradie fucks can't keep getting away with it, literally highway robbery
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>>76118526
He's hanging from the floor dumbcunt
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>>76118470
chink housemates are scum
t. living with four chinks
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>>76118617
Muerte a los piratas y yanquis. Amo la brigada de San Patricio
Simple as
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>>76118652
>>76118633
EFG DON'T EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
>>76118650
There's no way to be certain but I'd imagine it's far more likely we're AI
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thai chicANO
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>>76118664
Bad things happen to good people
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>>76118666
santans trips
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>>76118666
>666

not listening to you
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>>76118685
i would've thought it would be to demonstrate that god has the self-control and ego of marty mcfly when someone calls him chicken
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88
not listening to you either
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>>76118664
shit happens
and something something god wills it something something
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>>76118707
oh go eat a taco you subfunctional spic
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what was the metaphor for god being a retard and flooding the earth because people didn't listen to him
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The best chocolate in a box of favourites is the cherry ripe
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>>76118733
Don't be a retard and listen to God
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>>76118733
stop being degenerate or god will fuck your shit up
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>>76118735
patrician
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>>76118740
or he'll destroy your homes and lives and kill most of the population? that's nicep
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>what was the metaphor for god being a retard and flooding the earth because people didn't listen to him
>or he'll destroy your homes and lives and kill most of the population? that's nicep
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say something nice to me i've had a bad week!
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>>76118740
god isn't real
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>>76118754
Yeah mate, do you think this is fucking kindergarten? God has wrath, don't make him use it. He's just like your da. He'll give you endless wisdom but turn a word in his mouth and you're getting HEEMed
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>>76118768
not replying to this bait
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god is not meant to be a perfect being

I mean, he did make man in his own image...
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>>76118762
youve got the best forearm hair of everyone in this thread xx
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>>76118774
this explains why the christfags I meet are all borderline insane
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>>76118778
That's literally heresy. Everything God does is perfect, because he is God and decides what is or isn't perfect
>>76118788
Maybe you should stop meeting inbred red neck Protestants then
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https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/66e8g7/ulpt_heating_oil_and_diesel_fuel_are_the_same_if/

never heard about this red diesel stuff before
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saw a truck with a sticker that said #braaaaaaapt on it today
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cringing at neororkes clinging to christianity in some sort of attempt to retain their culture

the true redpill is realising that christianity is a jewish control mechanism and becoming a pagan
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>>76118793
they're all catholic. now I know why because they are literally living in fear for all their life
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Do you lads want to see what I wore to my first ever job interview? I just realised I was basically big kev, what a nightmare

I did get hired though
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Please find faith in Jesus so that your souls can be saved and you can feel the joy of God's love x
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>>76118803
Pagans are shite, that's why they all converted
>>76118810
You should fear God yeah, you'd be stupid not to
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In order to dismiss the medieval view that Christians in the present life were to be divided into two classes, "spiritual" and "secular", Martin Luther put forward the doctrine that all baptized Christians are "priests" and "spiritual" in the sight of God.

Luther's doctrine of the universal priesthood of all believers gave laypersons and the clergy equal rights and responsibilities.

The Separatist Congregationalists (Pilgrim Fathers) who founded Plymouth Colony in North America in 1620 took the next step in evolving the consequences of Luther's universal priesthood doctrine by combining it with the Federal theology.

These Protestants believed that democracy was the will of God. This had been made possible by Luther's separation of the spiritual and the worldly spheres.

In turn, these documents became models for the constitutions of nations in Europe, Latin America, and other parts of the world, e.g., Japan and South Korea.

These extension of human rights can be seen as extensions of Protestantism, Max Weber argued.
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*imagines someone (or some thing...) shitting on a crumpet*
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Atheism is the fastest shrinking religion in the world. Atheism is in decline worldwide, with the number of atheists falling from 4.5% of the world's population in 1970 to 2.0% in 2010 and projected to drop to 1.8% by 2020,

Real surveys and statistics say atheism is on the decline worldwide. Sorry atheists but atheism is not on the rise nor is it winning. It's still the minority and a declining one at that.
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>>76118823
>that's why they all converted
what did i just fucking say?
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>>76118815
are you supposed to wear a suit to every interview
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>>76118823
that explains why all the christfags I meet are insane
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>>76118833
Yeah
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>>76118828
would be funny if real
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>>76118803
>cringing at neororkes clinging to christianity in some sort of attempt to retain their culture

>the true redpill is realising that christianity is a jewish control mechanism and becoming a pagan
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>>76118793
>not capitalising God's pronoun

to the pits of hell with ye
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wore a suit to my maccas interview
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>>76118833
it wasn't for a burgerflipping job or anything, casual government position
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>forgot to remove the number
fucked it
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>those dodgy people who walk around talking to themselves

grim
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>>76118863
looking sharp
nice weeb wall thing
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>>76118878
>weeb wall thing

Uneducated cunt
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>>76118863
>6'4 big kev but not as fat

could have been worse honestly, those shoes are retardo tier though
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>>76118897
>>76118897
>>76118897
>>76118897
>>76118897
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i'm fat
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>>76118851
The Pew Research Center's statistics show that atheism is expected to continue to decline all the way into 2050 with a continued growth of religion. Other research also shows a huge surge in growth for Christianity in China which is currently the world's most "atheist" nation because of the atheist communist government suppressing religion, the research suggests that China will soon become the world's most Christian nation within 15 years.

This is simply history repeating itself: Christianity prospered in Rome back in the ancient era when it was suppressed and it still grew in the militant atheist soviet Russia when it was suppressed there only a century ago with the majority of Russians today now also identifying as Christian. Just goes to show that atheist suppression of religion still doesn't stop religion.

http://www.pewforum.org/2015/04/02/religious-projections-2010-2050/
http://www.pewforum.org/2012/12/18/global-religious-landscape-unaffiliated/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10776023/China-on-course-to-become-worlds-most-Christian-nation-within-15-years.html
http://masterrussian.com/russia/facts.htm
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Reminder to all atheist communist:

From Marx’s perspective, Luther’s reformation—in spite of Luther personally—let the genie out of the bottle...Marxism is a Christian heresy.
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>>76118911
>that atheist suppression of religion still doesn't stop religion

No and massacring and starving more people than anyone ever in all of history after preaching about religion being the biggest problem in the world doesn't help their cause.
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>>76118911
this image is fake they are christians
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>>76118911
http://madamenoire.com/693597/couple-births-black-triplets/
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bums
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willies
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fannies
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