/cum/

*doesn't shart*

>>76116260
wb thurston

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>>76116260
>gay edition

>>76116260
>Canadians can literally go to jail because a feminist got triggered

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>>76116260
nth for cuties

i swear to god if cara teases me with the new list i'm going to personally kill every mexican

>>76116285
ty bb :)

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>>76116260
Not a fan of these gay editions
*USER WAS JAILED FOR THIS POST*

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How healthy is your stool, /cum/?

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>>76116290

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.3
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- raviolis
4-“””jOKEr”””"
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
10- paha sapa
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
IM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PUT HIM HERE GAP
90000000000000000001-montgomery county pensylvania
9000000000000000000001- anon who reported my thread

I almost cut myself the other night

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>>76116322
booze shits because of alcoholism mixed with a generally poor diet/10

>>76116322
3 or 4 usually

Eating a ham sandwich

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>>76116340
>tfw not on the list

Maybe the ducktales reboot won't be so bad.

I am obscenely drunk

>>76116340
i reported it too

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>be 9000000000000000000001
>start new thread at appropriate time

>>76116342
Eat better or were taking away the alcohol

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>tfw making a post that Cara was getting to big for his breeches and needed to be knocked down a peg
>specified thread does not exist
>mfw

I'm a human

>>76116382
Send nudes.

why are white people so unattractive?

>>76116398
>were
Nice try

>>76116413
Delete this right now.

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>faggot thread

Lol have fun with the withdrawls

>>76116399
>he doesn't have the cancer filtered
>he doesn't have all Mexicans filtered

>>76116407
you first

>>76116322
all of them

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>>76116415

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>>76116434

>>76116448
Flat chested girls are nice

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>>76116415
>

>>76116399

is the people who have given me and The List™ this power, i didnt ask for it it was given to me

by the people

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>>76116416
I was going to go easy on you

>>76116260
I fucking hate how every new President either kills my healthcare or forces me to purchase private healthcare. FUCK YOU, I JUST WANT A UNIVERSAL SYSTEM.

>that fucking face when Cuba, a country that has been embargoed for about 50 years, has better fucking healthcare than the united states

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>>76116433
I'd filter C*ra but there are times when he's the only goof in the late night /cum/ thread with me.

>>76116415
White is the only attractice race

>>76116459
she's cute

>>76116465
>high life
pls share

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>Oppose vaccinations
>Get polio

wish i was a hentai artist

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>>76116466
>Cuba has better fucking healthcare than the united states
Here we go buds

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>>76116475
W R O N G

will NEVER understand yellow fever

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>>76116340
i told you

>>76116497
Probably only like 00.00001 percent get it

>>76116501
I bet you wish you were a hotpocket artist you dumb janny cunt

>>76116504
Why are Americans going to Cuba to get healthcare? It's really simple: the American system is utter garbage for anyone but insurance companies and the pharmaceutical industry.

>>76116507
That image sure convinced me

>>76116382
same. record something for me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j7L3PoZ2xP

>>76116497
pharmaceutical industry is corrupt anyway

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Race attractiveness power ranking

1. Asian
2. Latina
3. White
4. Sand
5. Black

i love all of you

>>76116515
Based on my years on the chons I'd say autism

he never used to reply to me until he decided i was a janny now he replies to all my posts, hmm

>>76116543
>>76116497
Pharmaceutical industry is corrupt because you don't want to be a sensible human being and get vaccinated? Neck yourself to remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>76116533
autism

been having noxious farts for 30 minutes

>tfw i made a high effort post and no one commented on it
feels bad 2bh

>>76116528
>Why are Americans going to Cuba to get healthcare?
I never knew they were, what are they getting done?

>>76116559
Ive known this for years.

I just didnt have proof until recently

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>>76116519

nice, really nice.

you won your spot

>>76116546
1. sand
2. white

the rest is shit
latina does not exist

>>76116526
On a somewhat related note, there was an outbreak of the measles because some dumbshit anti-vaxxer decided not to get vaccinated and spread it all over the park.

>>76116590
post proof

>>76116575
Duck tales? Not a fan

>>76116562
fuck you ivan
Chernobyl best day of my life

>>76116596
This was in disneyland.

>>76116608
not me, but here's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0ckIndemg

>>76116595
>lives in colombia
>place with the baddest latina bitches
>latina does not exist

>>76116595
1.White
2.Sand

otherwise you are spot on, nothing else is attractive

>>76116595
Latina is only the 2nd most attractive type of females just behind whites as always.

>>76116594
aight, you're cool, cara.
don't come to mexico tomorrow

mixed girls > all

>>76116606
Youre the obese spic

lmm showed me proofs. saved all the images and made such

>>76116644
>>76116661
>putting many different types of ethnicities and races under one term

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>>76116644
These are white in his cunt

>>76116680
lol

>>76116683
if you get too specific in your partitions between ethnicities, the borders become muddied and unclear
this argument is used by lefty proglodytes to assert race doesn't exist
get on top of your language wars, brother

>>76116687
no

>>76116581
http://www.healthservicecuba.com/cuba-medical-services/
You need only read why.

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>>76116515
what's not to get?

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>3DPD

>>76116711
how would you feel if i said that blacks are the same as whites just because they belong to the american race?

>>76116687
They can be white in mine.

>>76116715
>Most requested services:
>Retinitis Pigmentosa
>Orthopedics
>Dental Care
>Diagnostics
>Cosmetic Surgery
*thinks*

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497462825641.webm

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I could be your favorite girl /cum/
We could be together

>>76116713
When people say latina they usually mean Mestizo tbqh

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>paying for other peoples health care

Canadians actually do this

Honestly do not give a shit about sameface SLANTEYED CHINK SHIT SLUTS

>>76116789
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicaid

might spend $100 to shitpost my ancestry here and laugh at all you non whites

>>76116734
i would feel disgusted

>>76116727
B^U

>>76116771
almost got me, but i recognized that a k-pop infra-person shit
will not be aroused by animals

>>76116779
you never @ me back

>>76116789
this is insurance

>>76116815
>t. 1% Jewish, 1% Middle Eastern
Non-white

>>76116815
seeing as you don't have a job or any accomplishments to tie in with that, you're getting pathetic.
don't waste your time and money on something so unimportant

is youtube going to exist our entire lives?

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>>76116789
>tfw other people are paying for my valium

>>76116845
your rents?

>>76116840
I honestly believe internet advertising is a bubble, and it will crash sometime "soon"
people don't actually spend money on somethign they see in a "referred link"
do they?

>>76116789
we do this

>>76116785
then just say mestizo, when you say latino you're putting dominicans and bolivians as the same race

>>76116862
they do

>>76116877
i think i'm going to be scik

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C stands for

>>76116869
arr rook same

>>76116893
cunt

Bed for me in a few minutes

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>>76116893
Canada
U stands for United States of America
M stands for Mexico

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>>76116909
Don't go to bed
Stay up!

>>76116909
It's 6 am in moscow.

>>76116783
He lives in Milwaukee

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Cherries taste so fucking good t b h

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>>76116783
Because I love Wisconsin!!

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I pick out better fathers day gifts for my dad then Bday presents for my mom

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>>76116922
Reminder few people are really from their flag on /int/

FUCKING meant to get a daddys day present today

>>76116976
Sometimes I forget that.

>>76116943
this anime slut has a lot of near ass shots in clips and art and shit
is it part of her character to be bottomless, or is it just a meme?

>>76116968
i should do that whole father's day thing...

>>76116976
i'm one

>>76116980
just get up early, bud. i believe in you

>>76116976
where are you from then? are you not a fucking leaf?

>>76116992

she's what we commonly call a prostitute

>>76116995
I am greek Juan

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend!!!

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>>76116833

Going to make a good post soon

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>>76116958
He was replying to me Urkel

>>76117016
Αν διαβάζετε αυτό είστε γkέι

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>>76116260
>Super Mario Odyssey listed as $90 or more +tax everywhere on the internet
Lads, are video games set to rise in price again for Canadians?

>>76117025
>being this ignorant
whatever, my dude

>>76117037

just accept annexation and those prices will return to normal, bud

Was gonna make a good post but now it's bed time.

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>>76117049
>oh shit he caught me, better call him stupid

you're not fooling anyone shit breath

why are all the girls that work at chick-fil-a so fucking hot?

>>76116260
mr cambell

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>>76117037
>$99.99 on Best Buy
They try to Jew the big titles

who /eastcoast/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c515ix-9bnY

>>76117088
lel

>>76117115
not u

lol

>>76117097
because you're lucky
the last chik-fil-a i went to was staffed with lazy, ugly, obese apes

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downloading a game without paying

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>>76117124
>implying he's Colombian

>>76117130
I'm telling Todd

>>76117130
but Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter 2: Dwarf Fortress is free to play and download whenever you like

why do I feel closer to shitposters on an image board than people I've been friends with for years?

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>>76117157
gimmi a sniffy boi

>>76117157
hmmm. i'll put my thinking cap on for this one.
ohmmmmmmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRAIN BLAST ACTIVATE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
because you talk to us and not your friends

so sneaky you'll never even guess what game it is

>>76117124
yet

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>>76117130
But League of Legends is free to play

>>76117157
You put on an act to make your friends like you whereas you're honest with us
WE HATE YOU

>>76117157
If you're on here this frequently you aren't spending much time with your friends.

>>76117185
deplorable post

>Never rebelled as a teenager
>Ended up just rebelling as an adult by not getting a job
mad

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>Assfaggots

>>76117169
don't be gross
please
>>76117186
>we hate you
oh.
>>76117191
I'm only here at night when I should be doing homework and/or sleeping

spilled beer all over the floor
clean that up... tomoroow

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who's your favorite dota hero

mine is sven

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:)

>>76117203
>had rebellion beaten out of me as a kid
>have no idea how to act like a normal person because I never broke rules or got in trouble

>>76117222
I have never played dota, and I probably never will.

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>MOBAs

>>76117218
bad lifestyle post
clean it up now. you're better off this way

>>76117222
i don'ta play dota

>>76117203
is that really why you don't have a job?
are you sure there's no fear of rejection or fear of responsibility in there?

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Moving to Columbus OH in literally 43 days.

Wish me luck ladm8s.

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>I play MOBA's

>>76117218
I just wait for it to blend in with the floors

I do it with my dog all the time when he pukes

>>76117252
>El Salvador
just know if I had my way there's no way you'd be allowed in
and a decent chunk of people feel that way

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>>76117252
You're gonna die

>>76117252
why

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oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians

the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s

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>>76117238
Don't. It's not fun to play unless you're 5-stacking (I haven't played since the old WC3 days before my friends got into WoW). The esports are unironically the most exciting thing to watch though.

>>76117268
>>76117273
That's cold guys

>>76117273
https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6148078140.html

seems I need to step up my anime posting

>>76116260
great edition

>>76117249
late to the thread, cuck-faggot.
i already made a post like this
>>76116301

>>76117303
what thread did you find this in?

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>>76117303
If I was interesting, I wouldn't be stuck here all day.

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>>76117268
Sorry to hear you think like that.

However, I feel compelled to tell you that I'm a highly educated individual who meanS no harm to your country or your country's customs. It is certainly not my plan to impose either my language or ways upon your people.>>76117273
>>76117273
Please elaborate.
>>76117288
I will be studying at OSU.

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>>76117310
>esports are unironically the most exciting thing to watch though.

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this is a cute, dumb witch

say something nice about her!

>>76117222
i like sand king and clock

>>76117342
I know a girl from my school who's from el salvador. I have rosy cheeks and she asked me if they hurt.

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>>76117315

>>76117322
No.

>>76117342
Guatemalans

>>76117333

Basically i said a poster was boring.

And he replied to me with that 2 threads and 6 hours later.

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>Gay Pride Month comes
>every fucking company changes their logo to Noahic Covenant colors
>Black History month
>they do fucking nothing

Why aren't other blacks upset about this?

>>76117360
but I could anime post everywhere I go

I get along really well with black people for some reason
Don't know why
Black girls like me alot

>>76117367
lol get fucked

Faggots ftw

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>>76117367
Start a hashtag nigga

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this is another cute witch

She's very smart, but shy

i figure the easiest way to drown yourself would be to drink a lot and get in a warm hot tube with the jets off late at night

problem is that it ruins everything great about drowning yourself

>>76117359
:3 We call people with rosy cheeks "chapuditos". I bet she's into you.

Go on and mix.

>>76117352
I respect your personal pronouns and existence. Please don't arrest me Mr. CSIS agent I can conform

Ever feel like you're playing some sort of symphony or keyboard masterpeice when you're making a true top-quality shitpost?

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>>76117411
No

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>>76117382
No.
o
.

>>76117392
You'd wake up

>>76117352
give me a magnet link and i'll watch it.

>>76117365
i can't tell if this is funny b/c i'm drunk or because it's funny

>>76117383
i almost dated a black girl when i was a freshman at UNI, luckily/unluckily for me that was also when i was at peak racism
just got out of a black plurality high-school. who wouldn't be judgemental after that?

>>76117391
see my post

>>76117392
why would you kill yourself via drowning?
just buy a gun for christ sake

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fug

on the right is Diana

She's a nerd, and doesnt enjoy fun

she very likely is gay for Akko

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>tfw meow

I fucking SHIT on people at Typeracer. I'm done before they even get started.

>>76117390
maybe I'll ask /pol/ to be my personal army, they'd probably be happy to do it

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>>76116260
*blocks your path ese*

Charcoal or Propane?

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gonna go to bed

>>76116322
I usually hang within 3-5

Papa John's buffalo chicken pizza

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>>76117430

its called little witch Academia

>>76117422
if were too intoxicated do you think you'd wake up?

>>76117430
guns aren't ideal unless its a shotgun or some large caliber rifle but thats so undignified, drowning is better because it won't leave you with brain damage if you survive and its much more beautiful

>>76117475
doubt it 2bh

>>76117462
/pol/ isn't funny with the hashtags anymore.

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>>76117473

>>76117399
she is pretty cute but I have a gf. In the beginning of the year(when we met) I wasn't dating anyone and I thought about it but it was really obvious that my buddy was into her so I didn't want to get in his way. they dated for a little but it didn't work out because my buddy is kinda a dumbass. he got really annoying so we don't really hang out anymore
one time for a class she had to do stuff with 9/11 so she was asking me about it and I started telling her about operation blackwood and stuff like that but someone stepped in and said that's just "conspiracy theories"

>>76117481
doesn't look like a magnet link to me

>>76117482
just shoot your brainstem. if you're careful about it, you can't survive.
but i guess putting forth effort and careful planning aren't traits of the suicidal

>>76116290
Many of our laws have always been vague. This isn't necessarily something new here. They've just modernized it.

>>76117462
>/pol/
>do anything /pol/ related
Not likely, see you on page 10

>>76117510

I dont want to go to prison, mr FBI honeypot

>>76117513
I have a question about your laws. will they get mad if I fish without a license? it cost $50 for a week long license. that seems like too much

>>76117510
its still a ugly way to die

i think drowning is the best way to die

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Not a fan of this "I want to commit suicide but every method you suggest isn't good enough" meme

>>76117524
>cummiefornians lives their lives with this much fear
wow

>>76117533
>ugly
why care about something to incredibly superficial? you'll be dead.
if you cared so much about what goes on after your death, you probably have something to live for

I've managed to get to typing 84 WPM but i've hit a wall. If I try to go any faster I just begin making ridiculous mistakes.

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>>76117543
How about this meme

>>76117515
>tfw no chola gf

>>76117515
She looks like she loves the most aggressive of sex.

>>76117543
i have clearly identified several good ways

>>76117552
its not superficial its important to die in certain ways

hunched over a barrel in my bedroom isn't a good one

>>76117557
a mexican

chune

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>>76117583

>>76117585
>no choon

Honestly if someone wanted me in their cult I would probably comply right away

>>76117582
how is that in any way important?

>>76117582
if you want to die, die doing something important. go help people in a dangerous place where you'll get shot after a week

>>76117583
>mexicans never leave their homes because they're lazy
wow. enlightening

>>76117629
>He actually wants to leave his house
Found the wagie

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>>76117608
When I was in University these two chinkettes came up to me asking weird questions about Mother goddesses and life forces, but they couldn't speak English very well. I missed my chance buds.

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Remember you was livin' at the London for a month
Service elevator up to 4201
We was still a secret, couldn't come in through the front
Girl I had your back when all you used to do was front

>>76117608
I'm already in an internet cult, so same.

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What are you listening to buds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHd7QDJyvNA

>>76117643
i'm an intellectual actually.
i can't conduct my research from the comfort of my home

>>76117676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

its so catchy

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>>76117662
Excuse me, have you accepted Trump (or Drumpf) into your heart?

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>>76117676

>>76117698
That's the one I was talking to.

>>76117611
you don't seem like the type who'd be able to understand

>>76117623
that wouldn't be suicide then

any of you play bf4 on ps4? apparently there's 12k people playing right now but the server browser barely shows 200. I can't find the map I want to play on a populated server. How do I fix this broken piece of shit?

>>76117532
Depends on the province, and if you get caught. The fine here would probably be in the $150-$200 range. If you don't want to pay for a licence, fish in salt water.

>>76117676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbh_k5GLRuQ

>>76117706
I enjoyed that OP as well

>>76117681
You're a skintellectual

>>76117692
>americans call this "classical music" "jazz"

fuck ameridumbs

>>76117676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6izPw1xSU

Drake is the generations Mozart man

>>76117728

thats big band jazz, you nonce

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>>76117713
>>76117714
>>76117718
>>76117719
>>76117722
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>>76117723
Let's all post at once buds!

>>76117715
obviously not.
i'm asking you to explain it to me

>>76117717
i stopped playing BF4 after 400 hours.
i can't stand how everyone in that game is a completely brainless retard. it's no challenge at all to dominate a game

>>76117723
idk what this means

>>76117745
ok

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Not banned anymore buds.

Canadians wished they had as much freedom guns as we do.

>>76117750
BF4 had so many fun things to do though
Fucking around with mates in the tranny chopper was great, and the PDWs were super fun, and I thought the interactive sex scenes were really tastefully done.

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>>76117767

>>76117767
Post the ban

IF I HAD MY WAY
I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT

>>76117767
hoep you get banned again

>>76117715
>that wouldn't be suicide then
but it accomplishes the same goal and makes the world a better place

>>76117790
if you're playing with your friends, there are MUCH better games to play than BF4
as for the rest of your post. wat

>>76117820
the goal is to take your own life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6izPw1xSU

*jams out*

>implying suicidal people have goals

>>76117718
BC
well I'm camping at sayres lake.
what if it's just catch and release? still need license? what are the chances I would run into the authorities?

Should I have learned German instead of French?

>>76117767
Post the ban, poser.

>>76117838
Name a single game then! Or I will tumble over you like a bucket of bricks.

>>76117858
German is a dead language, learn arabic.

I came down on a lightning bolt

9 months in my mothers belly

when I was born the midwife shout

I HAD FIRE AND BRIMSTONE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxbeynIfzd8

>>76117856
>what are the chances I would run into the authorities?
At popular fishing spots, near 100%. Make sure to wear life jackets also.

>>76117839
I thought the goal was to just die? why would you rather do it yourself?

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>>76117861
>>76117803
I don't really screencap my bans.

I posted this with a blurred vagina, but apparently that's not good enough for janny.

>tfw I fell asleep with the lights on and my Apple MacBook Pro (late 2015) still running
>tfw battery of my Apple iPhone 5s (silver, 16GB) died during my sleep, unable to give me an alarm for when to wake up
>tfw I wake up 5:30 on my own anyway and can't fall back asleep
>tfw I can join my cumbuddies for some early morning chitchat :-D


whew
short day at work today anyway, probably gonna take a nap after I get back home

>>76117880
Ruhe in Frieden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMbqrFT1dM

>>76117880
That doesn't answer my question

>>76117919
I saw them live
the singer is a cunt

>>76117926
Obviously german, faguette.

>>76117934
They look like pretentious little shits anyway and the singer's voice is trying to hard to sound faux artsy.

Literally tumblr tier bullshit.

>>76117887
damn. why is it so expensive? an annual pass her is like $30

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Elon better fucking update his shit soon, no updates recently.

>>76117879
risk of rain
terraria
starbound
smash bros (any), some you can play on PC
GTA V
garry's mod


>krautshitter is back

>they're making free updates to Dying Light
Neat

>>76117948
I think so too I'm into fetish porn

>Kraut just called me tumblr
post
your
address

is vanilla a fetish? if so, i'm in the boat with this guy
>>76117994

>he fell for the starbound meme

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good night

>tfw went fishing with a friend in central park without a license and didn't get caught
was a fun day

NEW

>>76118020
>>76118020
>>76118020

every day's the bloody same

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>>76118018
i also pre-ordered CubeWorld
both were worth the money i spent on them

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>>76118049

>>76118057
i got 40 hours out of cube world
how much time is worth $10 to you?

>>76118100

not even worth the 10 minutes I spent torrenting it a year or so ago