/brit/

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to wound and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gooks in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
DOW Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Books under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is mucho of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

They're in good shape for the shape they're in,
But god I wonder how they can win
With napalm running down their skin,
Napalm sticks to kids.

>>76112491
not a great start to what i predict will be a disappointing thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdI0JLVhdYc

absolute banger

babestation

TOTAL

M E L T

D
O
W
N

ICH SCHWERE BEI GOTT DIESEM HEILIGEN EID

NEED to shag pixie lott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyzvGyQAWWQ

janny's nut status: DONE IN

made a girl laugh a lot today at the pub
could see her bf getting bothered though

hmm

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anime

>>76112550
font

Flexing my way into fucking a girl just because she thinks she can't be played hahahah

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>>76112568
font

The gf gave a runt in the pub a sympathy laugh today, Could have heemed the life out of him but couldn't be bothered

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me in the painting

>>76112578
nothing even wrong with the pic either just a naked woman being painted at the IoW festival 1969

might fuck my childhood friend tomorrow if im lucky
excited

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>>76112581

Consider myself an Irish cultural nationalist.

op deleted it himself you fucking morons

>>76112524
studio 66

>>76112608
potentially a bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBzZJd-nfw

>>76112608
font

>>76112610
dumbass

>>76112641
Fuck up 'tismoyank you miserable autistic little virgin wank

pls just kill yourself already

brit is a font general

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The file-o-cost.

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had another wee with blood in it

why does alcohol make me depressed

had sex once
wasn't a fan, really

>>76112664
thats normal

About time janny started acting again

>>76112604
Is this real? WTF

>>76112664
If it's happening frequently, genuinely go to the hospital

My mum had blood in her piss, ended up being bladder cancer (she's all good now)

>>76112676
thank god

Anybody who doesn't watch McGregor-Mayweather should expect to have his lad card REVOKED

>>76112679
*deletes the Irish Republic*

>>76112669
Me too

Guess it might be because of my phimosis though haha

why do people call it DM instead of PM now? stupid change

just want somebody to share warmth with in a nice cosy bed

>>76112689
it's been happening at least twice a day for the past week

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NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

Hahahahaha look at that tiny dick lmaooooo

>>76112133
yeah took me awhile to get into it but its one of those really relatable albums that never loses its touch. It was turned into a really good film.

>>76112710
i'll be your bf

>>76112701
I hope he HEEM's nigweather, unlikely tho

Ill probably be wapped the fuck out watching it cause theres a festival the day before and ill be on the ole' MD

In amateur porn why is there always hip hop playing in the background?

Hey janny why do you delete my flat earth threads on /pol/ I'm genuine in posting them and I feel as if they're appropriate to the board

what's the obsession with phimosis in this general?

>>76112707
It's goin down in the DMs

>>76112720
Ew

>>76112752
Inordinate amount of people here suffer from 'mosis

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>>76112731
They said on TV that the Vegas line is -1100 for Mayweather

JANNY NUT STATUS AFTER FIRST DAY: OBLITERATED

>>76112659
i imagine your angry stubby runt arms flailing in anger as you say this

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497568875935.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497568875935.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497568875935.webm

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>DM = Daily Mail

>>76112780
what's the actual name of this game?

>>76112715
Well then get checked

My mum was told she was fine, but she had to persist to get a more thorough scan which found the cancer

I'd give it another week or two, if there's still blood then definitely go

>>76112793
Sex Offender 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>76112668
Just drink a little more and you'll be better

>>76112783
Peter Hitchens does not write for the Daily Mail he writes for the Mail on Sunday

>>76112780
>can only do 3 sit-ups
deserves to be beaten to a pulp

>>76112814
Hitchens has the deepest lore

>>76112813
no
then I'll just puke and feel terrible for the next 24 hours

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wonder what percentage of the countries would unironically.be up for a threeway unification of France, UK and Germany

1%? maybe even 2%?

i just want a geopolitical change lads, im sick of dwindling away to nothing on this rotten little island

>>76112780
Probably VR Sex Simulator or something

>>76112809
nope, not going to a doctor. not gonna do it. too embarrassing.

>>76112769
What the fuck? Thats odd. Hope he really catches mayweather with a mean left and rocks him, again, unlikely. Can you imagine if he beats him? What a shitstorm

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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
IVE COME TO SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_breve

lol

RESTORE THE COMMONWEALTH.

>>76112826
unification of the european caliphates requires more muslim immigrants first

>>76112826
thought Brexit happened

>>76112846
AVE MARIA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkmODfy8K3k

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Wasn't thinking this morning and put my office shoes on instead of my casual shoes.

Now I'm wearing jeans, a t-shirt and black office shoes.

>>76112826
What's the point?
You're just all becoming Turkey 2.0 together anyway.

>>76112888
>888
TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY

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>>76112869
brexit just makes us even more irrelevant
we're slowly fading away as a country

based janny

Starting my direct access course on monday lads

>>76112907
*directly accesses your bumhole*

>>76112874
Fuck off Papist idolater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lArRT0MTXOs

>>76112899
th-thanks

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Anyone else here voted Brexit but regret it?

>>76112901
yeah but it was a laugh wasn't it
just for a few days the entire world was utterly revolving around us again

>>76112920
*Skillfully dodges your charge, grabs your bollocks and swings your around by them before hammer-throwing you into the horizon*

>>76112901
*takes you under america's wing*

What I like about piss: the word is very satisfying to say
What I dislike about piss: its status as a fetish alongside its brother; poo

anyone else feel utterly horrible after a wank?

>>76112982
makes my urethra burn sometimes

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>>76112901
>tfw you realise that real powers today are made by population and economy
>tfw we were apart of what is to become a European domination on the world stage once america crumbles
and now we are alone

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>>76112970
MASTER & COMMANDER

>>76112982
Aye.

>>76112979
wee is objectively the best fetish

fucking hate it when something arrives at the later bound of when it was supposed to

>>76112995
Why can't we be just be the Japan of Europe though???

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>>76112995

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>European domination on the world stage

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*Gleeks at you*

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>European domination on the world stage once america crumbles

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alri

The UK could have helped Europe to be a united, global power. Instead it chose to be a force against Europeans.

Perfidious caliphate

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>>76112944
we still havent even started negotiations yet and the country is already fucked

>>76113075
every empire thinks they're invincible at their peak mate

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WORLD
DOMINATION

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>tfw no thicc brit gf

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>>76112995

>>76113068
*treads on you*

>>76113082
the eu is a jewish creation

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>>76113095
>No Lombardy
>No Prussia
>No Spain
>No Helvetic Republic

All rightful possessions of the French Empire.

>>76112826
business idea: hire a large number of lads to invade a foreign country

>>76113028
I wish we could but I am not sure we have the same set of values to drive us like japan and also the rest of asia bar s.korea and china are shit

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i have it worse than anyone. only thing going for me is a STEM job

>>76113166
Ah yes the ol' STEM bod'

https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-08/

i'm smarter than all of you

>>76113164
>*has Japanese values*
>*works 18 hours a day every day*
>*drives off a cliff*

Wow amazing drive

>>76113206
what's 1+1?

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>>76113094
We peaked in 1950

just watched a film called Copenhagen where he fucks a 14 year old

>>76113218
the square root of the number as the number of runts i heem when they dare question me divided by 10

>>76113108
>thicc because you give yourself a wedgie

never liked this meme

cosby is a madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg&feature=youtu.be

>>76113166
had an assistant professor in my stem field that looked like this

handsome but very thick thighs

always tried to get a date with the other qt assistant professor but she didnt like beta boys with thick thighs

>>76113108
thats clearly not a british plug socket

>>76113232
>Italian GDP between 1AD and 1000AD

Absolutely creasing. Cannot even imagine being this humiliated

>>76113166
>i have it worse than anyone
Not really

You're just fat. Lose weight.

>>76113263
hey hey hey get outta my shed

>>76113299
have it worse than you

>>76113263
>black man committing sexual assault
WTF...theres no way this is true. This literally never happens. Those women are liars

thou shalt not watch hollyoaks

>>76113298
Look at Spain between 1950 and 1973. Was that Franco?

>just lose weight bro its so simple bro!

ugh just fuck off

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can't afford to fuck up uni or i'm stuck on this shithole island for the rest of my days
but at the same time i'm severely depressed and just want to die

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles: Were just a band.
Led Zepplin: Just a band.
The Beach Boys: Just a band.
The Sex Pistols: Just a band.
The Clash: Just a band.
Crass: Just a band.
Minor Threat: Just a band.
The Cure: Were just a band.
The Smiths: Just a band.
Nirvana: Just a band.
The Pixies: Just a band.
Oasis: Just a band.
Radiohead: Just a band.
Bloc Party: Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys: Just a band.
The next big thing... Just a band.

>>76113307
>white person shoots up politician!

no way. this literally never happens

>>76113338
literally lost 10kg on a pizza diet

piss off fatty

>>76113307
probably

genocide the swedes

>>76113334
Marshall Plan and Western Europe going economically galactic. Look at Germany in the same period

>>76113306
No you don't haha

>>76113346
do
not
care

>>76113369
im black x

>>76113348
most politicians should be shot

>eat big dinner at restaurant
>"any dessert?"
>oh no thanks i'm so full haha but i'll have the chocolate cake to go :)
ate it as soon as i walked through the door. hate lying to people's faces but sometimes its necessary

>>76113348
What are you even talking about, Jamal? Black Americans are the most likely people to use guns

Hirse oder Wasser in den Krieg beruhigende preschen

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT FAP? IT'S TOO DIFFICULT

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>Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.

>>76113369
As if there are any actual Sweeds to genocide any more hahaha

>>76113346
hate the beatles

>>76113388
white people are the most likely to shoot up public schools and to kill politicians

>>76113371
I see...DESU, hasn't Germany always been destined for economic greatness ever since the unification? Look at France and Germany in the 1870-1913. I remember I read somewhere that seeing "Made in Germany" was a sign of low quality in the early 1900s. It was like how "Made in China" is a sign of low quality today.

>>76113391
what is the point of that

The Israelis started broadcasting porn on all Palestinian networks after invading Gaza.

Why did they do this?

>School shooting happens

Let me take a wild guess. It was a white male?

>>76112995
britain is well past its prime and any notion of it becoming some kind of thriving economic power in the future is delusional

>>76113424
At least they're going to school lad

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will never be a person worthy of respect or admiration

haitANO

>>76113424
Black schools literally have metal detectors installed in their doors lmao. Blacks literally shoot each other over a "pair of jays" or doing the wrong style of dance move.

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>>School shooting happens

>Let me take a wild guess. It was a white male?

>>76110814
liberals are leftists

>>76113440
German manufacturing was the second choice early in the 20th century and grew rapidly on the back of cheap goods and rapid expansion. This is with the exception of certain industries like chemicals, dyes and steel where Germany was considered a serious competitor or even a world leader.

We're just too productive.

>>76113346
kinda strange you stuck minor threat in there. Is that cause of my record pic in the earlier thread?

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>hate the beatles

>islamophobia creates terrorists
>fuck white males, they're all school shooters

>>76113442
Of what?

>>76113500
nice strawman
can tell a white male made this post

>>76113491
German unification is an interesting topic

Think I literally just ate some shit lads

Cooked some kale, I thought it tasted fucking weird, then I took some more to find there's some soft, sticky sticky in there. What the fuck.

Do NOT tell me this is slav food because it's kale from fucking tesco yeah?

>>76113515
not wanking

>>76113472
God I hate people who look like that. I could heem them in one punch

>>76113450
the last noteworthy school shooting was done by a half nigger

the biggest one ever was done by a gook

>>76113529
shit mate you didn't go to slav tesco by accident did you?

>>76113530
Better concentration
Higher test levels
Lower depression

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>>76113450
yes

>>76113526
It's a meme but it also works. Would fully like to see the return of devolved principalities and the HRE, but I guess Mummy Merkel won't let us.

>>76113536
Reminder that blacks commit 90% of all crime in NYC

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>>76113529
Forgot pic

>assault happens
>rape happens
>murder happens
>burglary happens
>drug bust happens

Let me take a wild guess. It was a black male?

>>76113559
wasn't a school was it you honkey

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Me on the right

lefties are too scared to admit they want weed legalization so that they don't have to buy it from (non white) dealers but hide it behind a guise of wanting to reduce (non white) prison population

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i think brits can admit white americans are a cringeworthy people lmao

>>76113440
i think the story you might be thinking of is that Britain introduced the "made in Britain" signage to promote the purchase of British goods but people actually started buying more "made in germany" products instead because British products were so unreliable whereas german products were considered more reliable iirc

>>76113560
I always thought it was real cool how many "important" cities Germany has. France has Paris, UK has London and Edinburgh, Denmark has Copenhagen.

But, Germany has Berlin, Munich, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Cologne...I guess it comes from them being former capitals of different kingdoms

he hee hee

>>76113615
Serious question, but why is a nigger who hates whites even in posting here? Like, what draws you to post in a thread filled with British people?

>>76113627
REALLY hope you're not suggesting that the 'pool isn't important

that nigga tom game too cold for this one
howdy bitch hahaha

>>76113653
the nigger you're replying to is a white shitposter

>>76113615
i always do high fives with my left hand because i like the hands to be symmetrical and most people will use their right hand desu

>>76113615
>white americans

>polish intellectuals

got called a literal jew and an anglo cuck in /fr/

>>76113681
hello whitey

>>76113653
>>76113680
hispanic you faggots

just think your culture is hilarious. brits actually have one that isn't cringeworthy

>>76113615
literally nothing wrong with casseroles and veganism

>>76113691
i dont smile at coloreds

>>76113691
don't know why niggers always expect people to smile, why would i want to smile when a nigger is talking to me?

>>76113562
>black people
>cooking
This is the same race that created AIDS by eating monkey meat, and then created Ebola by eating rotten bat poop.

might go get some chicken or might just get straight in bed with the gf
which would you do and why?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2017/06/15/otto-warmbiers-north-korea-roommate-speaks-out/?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.17660d56b28b

wonder what the norks did to this guy. He is back in the US but he is pretty much brain dead through starvation of oxygen to the brain. NK needs to be nuked asap 2bh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3pRPRZBw9Y

watch this lads
remember to like and share

>>76113536
nice reddit image

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>>76113724
bruh cajun food is the best US food and its black people food

island food is great too

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>cringeworthy xD

>>76113724
ebola is from bush meat as well tard

>>76113615
tfw no black american mate that says "sheeeeit" post-mishap

>>76113747
cajun food is acadian nigger

>>76113747
ahahah i'm going to go tell /fr/ the cajuns are black

>>76113733
chicken lad
only live once init

>>76113750
why are you Americans so xD all the time irl?
are you just brought up to fake happiness? surely you can't genuinely be happy for such a large proportion of your life

>>76113769
Go easy on him. He's Hispanic. Their know for their low IQ, being extremely overweight and ugly, and being drains on society.

He's one of the few Hispanics who are lucky enough know how to operate a computer, let alone own one. Most American Hispanics spend their entire lifetime working on the white man's yard (plantation) and stuffing their face with artificial and sugary foods.

>>76113769
Ah yes, my last name Melancon is not cajun, and neither are the hundreds of other blacks I know with cajun last names

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FUCK YPIPO WE WUZ SETTLERS N SHIEEEET

>>76113750
Hello nigger

How the fuck can a Syrian refugee even afford to pay rent and overseas tuition fees in London when they don't even get student finance?

>schrader
>schwartz, elliot
>fring
>beneke, ted
>boetticher, gale
>madrigal
>the 'nazis'
was breaking bad anti-german propaganda all along?

>>76113810
>Syrian refugee
>going to uni and contributing to the host society

Kek

https://youtu.be/ILFCDPjwSBw

>>76113794
americans are just friendly simple as.

>>76113838
First named victim of the London fire was a Syrian refugee uni student in London you spacker

>>76113854
nah, i'm not having it mate

>>76113854
no you're fucking not, it's fake as fuck

>>76113862
hate it when this happens

>>76113875
>going to uni and contributing to the host society
Note the word "and"

>>76113876
it's the truth la. we talk to strangers here for no reason but if you go to an autistic euro country like germany it doesn't happen
>>76113893
who are you cunt

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gf just bluetoothed me this x

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bouta spark

>proud to be cajun
Fucking howling

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gf just paged me this

>>76113920
she looks like a CGI amalgamation of all races

>>76113854
your cities are notorious for being full of complete arseholes hahahahaha

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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packet sniffed the gfs upload traffic and obtained this

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might do this

>he still does the "gf sent me this" and posts a picture of an ugly girl meme
Sad!

>>76113973
I'm not going to respond to this is any sort of crude manner because americans are simply too nice for that, simple as

>>76113985
what a cunt

>>76113941
got high yesterday and was really sunny so laid in the park, didn't expect it to be so good

too many yanks in here

>>76113955
That's yanks for you

>>76113987
i'd do that in a heartbeat

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*BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPthhhh* *PAARP* *TOOOOOOTTTTttttththtt*

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this is my gf

it's okay to be jealous

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>>76114002
fuck off you ginger slut

>>76113994
>>76113794
See that's what I'm talking about, you all seem to be "friendly" but in a kind of that-lad-is-100%-on-xanax-friendly

>>76114020
unfathomably bad post

>>76114020

*plants face in bum*

*SNOOOOOOOOOOORT*

AHHHHH, yes

>>76113987
>bonus at end of harvest
hmm

>Wake up
>Nice day
>Go rock climbing
>Go white water rafting
>Camp with the gf
>Sleep under the stars in the mountains
>Wake up cook homemade breakfast
>Hike home
>Buy legal weed
>Smoke and sit on back porch (americans have enough property for these)
>Go sailing at the night with friend

UK:
>Cloudy overcast day
>People frowning everywhere
>Flat terrain, shitty landscapes except for in one spot of the country
>CBA to go up there
>Go to the pub instead and watch some team owned by a middle eastern oil tycoon
>Get Kebab
>Go to shitty club and dont pull

we sent a bunch of our syrian refugees off to frog balls labrador and the yukon and they all fucked off to ontario once their pogey came in.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/syrian-family-going-to-windsor-1.4159269

it pisses me right the fuck off. is there a war going on up north? no, fucking stay there then. it speaks as a testimony against multiculturalism though, they're going off to form ghettos with people of their race.

the gf

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>>76114020
lauren is so hot desu

Why has incest become popular in porn
bit weird

yanks >>76111648

>>76114026
I heard from your mother that you're a failed abortion

>>76114025
You have a plant as gf? LOL

>>76114063
me wijk is terror, yasser aarafat

>>76114060
you missed out the getting shot bit

>>76114093
>the world famous Ozzy banter

>>76114069
holy jesus

>>76114025
face looks inbred

>>76114090
i heard from your mother that my cock is too big for her tight arsehole

>>76114060
>>Go to shitty club and dont pull
are you the guy who's 5'6''?

how do you manage to NOT pull at a club?

>>76114103
Forgot the getting ran over by a truck on the bridge or burning alive too

>>76114060
>wake up
>get shot

>wake up
>get arrested for snoring and keeping the syrian refugees youre housing awake last night

>>76114126
at least I know who my real mum is lol

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the new lauren southern is gonna be that weatherbint from CP24. she's now doing redpill videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fltvaFAr0

remember to share like and subscribe

>>76114129
this
unless you're ugly or retarded its not hard to convince drunk girls to shag you

getting forced to take syrian "refugees" who are clearly black africans into my home and bed lads
fuck this country

>>76114129
I'm 6'3 and likely the most handsome person on /int/

>>76114093
>>76114122
jealous

>>76114167
alri philip, calm down

>following up >>76114090 with >>76114158
weak

hate yanks
hate leafs
hate aussies
hate southern poofs
hate northern monkeys
LOVE midlands lads

Ordered some chicken wangs lads

About to gobble them down at the ol' brewery with a few tasty pintaroonies

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Why are yanks obsessed with these dumb fucking political comics

the first 4 seasons of futurama is kino
the movies are okay
anything after is shite

American "sports"
Kek

>>76114161
>that legislation

canada is so fucked desu

>>76114209
bad comic, it implies there was anything to hold up the case in the first place

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>>76114191

>>76114209
i would like them if they were clever in any way instead of putting those retarded labels on all the symbolism

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new ben garrsion

>>76114241
not who i was expecting, but ok

>>76114241
lol

>>76114244
where's the unedited version?

>>76114244
oh shit this guy really knows how to stick it to the liberal media by drawing shallow partisan cartoons

>>76114254
>>76114254
>>76114254
new

>>76114254
>>76114254
>>76114254

>>76114241
strong negative canthal tilt

>>76114241
get a load of this nonce

>>76114276
QUICKDRAW

>>76114276
say hello to janny

instajanned hahaha

They call him the quickdraw...

>>76114289
shes 26 lmao

HE

fastest ban in the west

>>76114308
are you jewish?

real new >>76111648
>>76111648

the so called 'itive 'thal 'ilt

janny deserves a raise

>>76114271
it's true though

just came back from a massive poo
>>76114276
good jan

>>76114325
the guy who posted his pic is an anime freak

woah

aaaaaaaj digimon

>>76114332
im glad you've found some comics so clearly labelled that a retard could understand them and think of it as biting satire
very good
continue

>>76114381
>>76114381
>>76114381

new

post your gf digimon

>>76114366
if you want to convey a message it's best to make it comprehensible