*makes a new thread with a pretty good edition*
>>76111648
hvorfor gor du det her?
love girls
could really use a gf right about now
>Danish OP
Not sure I can sign off on this one.
made eye contact with a pretty girl in traffic today
>>76111687
*signs your name*
"I love you" - Lil B
Is there a reason to live in this day in age ?
>>76111797
to kiss girls
>two day shipping
>expected tuesday
>>76111736
I'm afraid I need to call the police now. We don't accept forgery here.
miss 2011 lads
do americans really despise france or is it just on the internet
dont think my mom liked her Bday present
>>76111813
hahahahaha
tfw found a mind break doujin where the guy isn't a fat middle aged balding man
>>76111896
It's a meme. Most couldn't tell you why other than le surrender.
>>76111901
what was it?
>>76111896
/pol/ hates everything
>>76111896
we like france
>>76111948
i didn't say /pol/ i am asking about all americans
even in yt comments there's some crazy hateful comments i don't understand
>tfw will never get to streak at the middle of the night again because of how easily accessible cameras are these days
ooooooo oo oo oh ooooooo oo oo oo oh oh
>>76111911
>>76111819
>order shirt and sticker at the same time
>shirt already came
>sticker still not shipped into the country
*sharts*
>>76111995
we like france the territory, we like french people mostly, we dont like france the government most of the time.
I don't like Denmark
>>76111673
>>76111687
Its a proxy
>>76112234
Its a canadian neet
>>76112139
excellent post
>>76111648
WHAT are you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI2Et19vDCM
*fills out paperwork*
*drinks icehouse rapidly*
>>76112219
because of 2003, right? they were right though
>>76112309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkY8iT69Po
I made a handy dandy little meme. Thoughts?
Not a fan.
How many exclamation points does a girl use to signal that she wants to be ur gf?
left or right
right one has detachable heads
>>76112309
kero kero bonito
>>76112414
Hmmm
>>76111648
Hej!!
>>76112428
5 sry f@m
>>76112414
>porn
hmmm no thanks
>>76112467
Not a surprise
She hates me desu
>>76112414
Tap water, not bottles.
Which American state do you think has the best rep out of the US?
Which one do you think has the worst?
>>76112414
cargo shorts get a bad rap
>>76112416
>even texas will be colder than here
>>76112428
>you can all come
>inviting not just you
>thinks this girl wants to be your gf
LMFAO is this why spics are notorious for being creepy as fuck?
>>76112484
pennsylvania
caliornia
>>76112477
Hello Bryar.
I got a normie friend into crypto after talking about my gainz and now all his questions and complaints are getting annoying
California or New York have the best reputations outside of the US
Probably Texas or Florida have the worst outside the US
>>76112499
God is punishing you for your faggotry
>>76112511
who?
>>76112500
Baby steps, I was with her friend (female) at the time
>>76112439
Excellent choice. Sarah is qt
>texas
>bad rep
People love the cowboy stereotype, are you kidding me.
>>76112536
>tfw no hapa brit pop music gf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've never touched a female
>tfw two smart too cuntinyew as a CS major
>>76112309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJPttKhGaG4
c-can I post here though?
>>76112533
Good thing you have 4chan to give you relationship advice right? LFAMO
>pornhub video has bill maher in the background and the comments on the video are all political
>>76112519
Well those are the only 4 known outside the US, so probably.
>>76112569
Is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time?
>>76112565
Depends, are you cute?
>>76112234
Why?
>>76112565
First you must pledge allegiance to the flag.
>>76112585
No, you were cursed with autism unfortunately
>BTC, ETH and almost all shitcoins crash today
>buy ETH on the dip
>only coin that ended the day in the green is ŁTC
>>76112587
mignonne?
>>76112603
which one?
>>76112636
>which one?
What do you think? The one that rules /cum/ obviously.
>>76112630
good luck from a fellow libertarian
>>76112648
Me?
I want marry a French gf, move to France with her, and live the rest of my life being a French immigrant-hating nationalist despite being an immigrant myself.
>>76112648
Oh you mean Québec?
Fuck Canada and fuck Canadian people.
>good luck from a fellow libertarian
>>76112684
>French gf
from the North or the South?
Feel like doing some online shopping. What should I buy? (no meme andswers please)
>>76112685
They can't even rule themselves
>>76112719
air cannon
>>76112709
either, I love the accent more than skin or hair color
>Fuck Canada and fuck Canadian people.
Defending burgers is still a thankless task it seems.
>>76112684
Frenchies are overrated
>>76112685
FUCK cue beck FUCK fr*nch canadians
>>76112686
rude
>>76112702
>oh no he said good luck better post a fat neckbeard to show the world my own insecurities
>>76112732
Truly
I've finally saved enough money to lose my virginity. Rate my choice.
>>76112775
Horrible
>tfw no qt black gf
>>76111913
What's the name you fuck
>pay for sex
>choose a niggres
why would you do that
>>76112775
You finally saved up enough for a KFC chicken bucket?
>>76111648
Adelaide?
>>76112729
so you have no problem with a provençal accent ?
>>76112818
RADelaide
>>76112775
>pregnancy line
Save more money
>>76112724
>>76112434
Left, superior aesthetics
>>76112775
Honestly repulsive. Just go to a club and fuck some slut after you buy her some drinks.
>>76112821
I don't think anyone cares about regional French accents except the French.
>>76112606
True story
>>76112821
Probably not, since I can't really tell the difference between them. All French sounds nice.
>>76112775
Just go to Mexico and fuck a hooker for half the money desu
>>oh no he said good luck better post a fat neckbeard to show the world my own insecurities
>>76112630
Eth is going back up rn
>>76112782
>>76112801
>>76112804
>>76112832
>>76112848
Fuck you all, she's very qt.
You people are just racists.
I'm gonna set up an all night appointment with her and take her out for dinner.
>>oh no he said good luck better post a fat neckbeard to show the world my own insecurities
>taking a hooker out to dinner
>>76112428
One for every percent
>>76112889
embarrassing cunt. i fucking hate you
>>76112889
Racism isn't the issue. She just has a gross body.
>>76112884
I know, I already made some decent gains off the dip
>>76112889
none of my coworkers are cute girls. guess I'll die without ever physically touching a female
I can't be racist. I once had a black friend.
>>76112856
You have some good pepes you damn spic
>>76112947
Even if they were cute, why would they let you touch them?
>>76112926
Same, see you in lamboland friendo
>>76112958
Soy blanco
>tfw you will never live in Gambell, Alaska
>>76111648
good edition.
>>76112972
If I talked to them enough they would become my gf. That's how it works.
>>76112947
Maybe they have cute sisters
>>76112986
*vrooms into the distance with obnoxiously bright red lambo*
I haven't jacked off in nearly a week and haven't felt partcularly compelled to
Slight updates. Please meme responsibly.
>>76112947
You were planning on touching your female co-workers?
>>76112922
Okay fine, I kinda agree. I just think her freckled face was qt.
What about this MILF then?
Do you think she'll be motherly and teach me stuff?
>>76113005
>If I talked to them enough they would become my gf. That's how it works.
Y-yes, that's true, that's how it works...
>>76113005
Ur so pure
>>76112724
>always posts that same fucking bobby hill reaction pic
sup autist
>>76113005
If you talk to a girl for 1000 hours, she becomes your wife
>>76113020
>>76113005
>If I talked to them enough they would become my gf.
Oh buddy friend
>>76113043
sunk all my memecoins that arnt eth into ltc
>>76113065
>haven't posted it in weeks
Seems like you have the autism friend
>>76113020
It should include something about never having a gf/bf and being over 20.
I got a little clay figure of these memes in spain from a cart
Sadly the guy spoke english, asked if i was american, and then interrogated me about whether I liked the klan or not
Some asshole cat had diarrhea and shat close to my window, how do I clean that shit?
>>76113200
hire a Guatemalan
Just shat on some guy's window
Kek
>>76113177
Spain?
>>76113118
Strap in and get comfy, space ship takes off soon.
Goodbye earth
Hello moon
>>76113177
I am LMM.
>>76113020
if you have bothered to download this .png and fill it in, then go ahead and shout "BINGO!"
I'm value investing in the stock market. Slow and steady, boys.
Yeah, no
oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians
the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s
>El Paso
>I'm value investing in the stock market. Slow and steady, boys.
Did not even mention crypto currency here until CIA started to
>>76113310
Stealing /cum/ posts now? This is a new low.
>>76113310
wasted my time reading this
>76113317
>76113320
Stupid fedoraposters
>posting here enough to get mentioned on a autistic beaners list
tip top kek
>oh fuck off everyone here is boring
>the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
>everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
>iroquois and south dakota post anime
>ryan whines about not having a gf
>arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
>henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
>i post an ugly boy
>oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
>footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians
>
>the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
>there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
>the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
>this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s
>>76113345
it makes for a good pasta don't you think.
>>76113317
Got a problem with that, ese?
>>76113396
Yes, actually. I hate El Paso and all the border counties in general.
>>76113373
mrw I post nonstop and never get mentioned
>>76113381
Kinda
>>76113405
Border Cities are undoubtedly the worst cities in both Mexico and the us.
>>76111896
A lot of us, at least here in the South, are obsessed with you lot.
>>76113020
I'm a good poster
Feels good being the #1 economic superpower. I bet Mexicans and Canadians feel like shit all the time.
Looks like my hour wasting time on the internet is up
See you all tomorrow
>>76113405
Yeah? Well at least I am not from AUTISTIN
my family treats me like a naive child even though I'm a grown adult. Its ghey as heck and really crushes my ego since I don't have many sources of validation
>>76113478
bule
>>76113513
Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>76113507
Are you in prison or something?
>Go to college orientation
>Have to take a reading placement test
>Questions are kinda abstract but answer usually comes down to one of two choices
>Don't think I did to well
>Print results
>I scored 136 or something like that
>Exempt from having to take ENG101
>Glance at other people's results in the printer
>Everyone else scored in the 50s and 60s
Unironically surrounded by brainlets
>>76113545
tell me when you reach this point
>>76113535
have you ever tried sucking my dick?
>>76113573
That is contradicting the advice I was recommending to you.
>>76113573
so the answer is "No" then?
you sure showed him, fag.
should have said, "Have you ever tried hopping off my dick" or something similar
>>76113596
thats what I meant
>>76113588
meant not sucking my dick.
>tfw no skinny, happy venezuelan gf to make my life better
>it's only a matter of time until automation makes the majority of jobs obsolete
>all the time and effort people put towards getting jobs will be for nothing
>>76113545
>tfw to smart too have good grades
>>76113623
That is a nice pepe
I'm only pretending to be autistic btw
kot
>>76113647
cute
>>76113623
>tfw my job will never be automated
does this mean i'll never get to experience the benefits of a socialist consumer utopia?
>>76113039
I would, personally.
>>76113419
dont like this frog one bit
>>76113689
sounds more like the benefits of a capitalist utopia to me
/sp/ is dead for the summer boys.
Guess I'll hang out on this /int/ shit.
How about those countries, eh?
Mental.
I haven't had a haircut in over 6 months
tried to pawn my tv for drugs but the jews wouldnt take it
should have bought ETH
found out my friend did in February
>>76113712
if no one can work, no one can eat. capitalism won't keep people alive when all production labor is done by machines.
people will have to be kept alive someway else, or die
if that many people die, then who will buy the goods produced in factories?
if no one buys the goods, how do the capitalists feed themselves?
ergo, the proles must work, or the must be paid.
they can't work if everything is automated
>having a convo with a black colleague
>Casually mention I voted for Trump
>He starts making ape noises and talking about how he's gonna fuck my sister
The absolute state of darkies lads
>>76113776
you build and maintain the robots for money dumbass. Why are you lazy libtards so obsessed about not doing any work.
might get jacked so i can call people niggers without risk of assault
>try to have a conversation with a black person
>they interrupt my sentences with ape noises and hoots
>get called racist when I walk away
The absolute state of darkies lads
>>76113797
I've noticed that what most races behave like from the ages of 12-16 is what blacks and arabs act like as adults.
Truly fascinating.
What happens when the robots can build and maintain themselves?
>>76113815
Unironically called 2 niggers niggers straight to Thier face and they didn't do anything
>>76113805
Is obvious that all those people will be employed by the government now.
netflix sucks why do I pay for this
>>76113805
>build
robots can build robots
>maintain
too many people for such simple jobs
did it not occur to you that a lot of jobs would be automated by computers as well? how can you employ the same number of people "maintaining" those?
>>76113826
Thier IQ is 85 so mentally that is right where they are
>>76113797
hes going to give ur sister a moka bb
>>76113819
Still want the name of this women
>>76113872
My sister is ugly and mentally handicapped so I don't think he would Fancy her
>1 (one) Bong enters the thread
>/brit/ posting starts
This is /cum/
>>76113891
my gf, dont touch
Wont be going to work tomorrow
@76113900
Shall NOT be responding to this post chap.
Thou shalt have to try harder to extract a (you) from thyself!
>>76113892
>ugly and mentally handicapped
Sounds exactly like the kind of white women they go for...
Quit my job 3 weeks ago
>>76113853
For TPB of course
big fan of brits
>>76113851
big government is incompetent as shit
>>76113855
invest in robot stocks and earn money from charging when your robot repairs other robots. Wealth distribution is never the answer.
>>76113924
Haha good one
can I meet a waifu at church before I turn 30? Will she be insane?
>>76113938
hasnt been good in years
>>76113971
The Christian waifu meme died 50 years ago m8
http://www.strawpoll.me/13201830
http://www.strawpoll.me/13201830
http://www.strawpoll.me/13201830
Important desu
Touched an Americans hand at work once by mistake when I was putting food on her plate x
>>76114029
canadians on kekicide watch
>>76114029
>Implying I would so much as even let an inbred pasty a*glo breathe near my daughter
>>76114058
what a whore
Is it time for anime?
>/brit/ comes to /cum/
>can't handle a little banter from a leaf
Part and parcel of being in /cum/ m8
I am british
>>76114067
go back north moose
*sharts*
Why aren't you exercising?
Yanks and Brits
kot 2
>>76114096
>Implying I wouldn't break a c*nadians kneecaps if he so much as stared at my daughter
why do normies find covfefe so funny?
>>76114114
already did it
>>76114113
jump off a bridge
EUROPEANS OUT!!!!!
But Denmark can stay
Covfefe x
it's 'normalfag'
>>76114130
Same reason they thought Drumpf was a stroke of brilliance.
>>76114114
I'd rather not drain my body's finite energy resources
>>76114130
normies aren't very smart
>>76114144
Immigrants is what makes America GREAT.
Who here does Yoga?
>>76114130
on the radio the morning after it happened they kept going "WOW FUCK DRUMPF IS SO RIDICULOUS FOR MAKING A TYPO AND SENDING OUT A TWEET TOO EARLY"
like niggers why do you even care we're not fucking americans
>>76114144
Not European mate am British always have been always will be
simple as
>>76114178
fake news
>>76114172
i feel like i heard about somebody that actually didnt exercise because they believed that but i cant remember who
>who here does yoga?
>>76114178
were*
I would like a place I could call my own, have a conversation on my telephone wake up everyday that would be a start, I would not complain bout' my broken heart
>>76114200
people with lots of energy because they've been saving it up
>>76114200
probably one of the dumbest things Trump have said.
I remember he even said some shit like "my friends have been exercising all their life and now have hip replacements"
>>76114218
Some Mexican was looking for that image
>>76113988
But you can always rewatch the good seasons
>>76114237
The vaccines cause autism tweet was the dumbest
>>76114232
i feel like drumpf said that
>>76114237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc
>>76114237
seriously what's the point of exercising if you could get ass cancer tomorrow
I love how Trump is revealing who our real friends are vs those who are allies only because it benefits them. It's time we stop being buddy-buddies with Germany, France, and Mexico
>>76114259
I got vaccinated and have autism
trump was right
>there are people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that voted for drumpf
lmaoing@urlife
I voted for Trump
>I love how Trump is revealing who our real friends are vs those who are allies only because it benefits them. It's time we stop being buddy-buddies with Germany, France, and Mexico
>>76114307
Good la
>>76114314
Bad la
>>76114281
I voted NDP
tell me about yank willies
why do they lack the foreskin?
this is why britbongs should stay in /brit/ all they do is shitpost
What's the deal with yanks
didnt eat any meat today
>>76114333
beats me
Limeys are sperging out again
>>76114328
>>76114267
my friend told me the only way to stop ass cancer is by fapping, what a load of horse garbage
>>76114349
good lad
meat is murder
>>76114333
Jews cut em off. Hasidc Jew stormed in with a pair of Rusty pair of siccors then made out through the window like a thief in the night
>>76114180
I do ashtanga
>>76114391
>a38
i live on that road haha
>>76114281
me
>>76114400
Cool
How hard would you say it is for beginners to get into?
>>76114386
t. Morrissey
>>76114417
>So called wh*te """""""""""people""""""""""""
voted for trump but now i mildly dislike him
>>76114406
Doesn't sound very safe mate x
>>76114350
Trump unironically looks really good with a jew cap on
>>76114328
mulcair is a cuck
>>76114439
It's pretty easy to get started with the primary series
>>76114476
He hasnt made hotpockets illegal yet you shouldnt dislike him
>>76114494
>poo in loo magic exercise
No thx
Has anyone on /cum/ ever been in a fight?
>>76114529
I've been in multiple fights AMA
>>76114529
I got sucker punched once but never been in a fight
I got in a fight a couple of weeks ago and got a tooth broken
>>76111648
>Maki
i know 4chan has shit taste but this meme needs to die
>>76114529
yeah i punched a swan once
>>76112414
*thinks*
>>76114118
awww