/brit/

>>76103213
best one in the series Tbh

wish I was alive for ww2 so I could kill germans

>>76102913
>>76102913
>>76102913

In here lads

>>76103318
Don't be autistic

>>76103242
donnarumma

>>76103205
I get banned way too much

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>knickerless virgin

>>76103242
danny ward la

interview tomorrow at 9am for a factory job lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC78shmdluY

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Anime?

got 3 house inspections tomorrow
can NOT be fucked but need to get it done and dusted

>>76103384
nope. fuck off nonce

>>76103372
good luck

>>76103398
phimosislad...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7lVUfLMbI

>>76103415
cheers la'

>>76103332
you can still use your pass with another IP if you get banned

they only revoke it if it's used for spamming

>Anglomongs are at work
>they don't have the four day weekend

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trying not to fall asleep

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Best gimmick?
Earlyposting

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WE

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Public opinion towards...

May:
Favourable: 29% (-13)
Unfavourable: 63% (+16)

Corbyn:
Fav: 46% (+10)
Unfav: 46% (-4)

(via @YouGov, 11-12)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/875347278596366336

Lads.
10/10 virgin here who is only a virgin because of how verecund I am.

Is it true what they say about sex the first time?
Is it 10 seconds and then it's over?

That is scaring me as it would be EXTREMELY embarrassing.
Especially considering the fact that I'm 41.

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>>76103488
JUST

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>verecund

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me and the bf

>>76103551
bit gay

>>76103476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk

>5 million Russian men died in WW1 and the Civil War only to be completely BLACKwashed by Swedes

Hate this timeline

>>76103450
>four day weekend
wtf

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Lads.
3/10 virgin here who is only a virgin because of how ugly, autistic, socially inept and cowardly i am.

>>76103551
>Complains about degeneracy
>But bums young lads

>>76103503
I'm 41.

LOL

>>76103450
>four day weekend
u wot?

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been stitched up lads

>>76103545
just noticed the ears
bin her

>>76103578
>>76103604
If a public holiday falls on a Tuesday or Thursday here it's customary for most companies to give staff the Monday and the Friday off as well. Today is Corpus Christi and tomorrow is a bridge day for most people. Plus Saturday and Sunday is a four day weekend.

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Was it an illuminati mass sacrifice?

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>>76103582

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My yank filter has been ruined on /pol/ with those gay fucking reddit flags

Fucking hate yanks

>>76103604
*all the lads are brought together*

>>76103646
>legs are different in the miror

DEMON! KILL IT!!

>born english
>not during the time we ruled the earth but rather during a time of utter irrelevance and nihilism
is this the worst outcome?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg

>>76103668
I'm more concerned about the phantom knee coming round the corner

>>76103650
>using /pol/
hello, reddit!

>>76103642
how do i get a job in germany for an english speaker who doesn't speak german and can't attend an interview in germany before being hired. literally how the fuck did you do this. all the websites are designed for germans looking for work.

>>76103696
It's a secret slag

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when someone says they believe in god

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>>76103573

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>>76103762
how is that face shape possible

What happens if you buy a thai bride and she doesn't like you?

Mayweather McGregor is the biggest con in sports history

>>76103703
seen this so many times and never noticed the asian guy

>>76103828
pogba

>>76103671
ah yes, working 80 hour work weeks and dying at 37 from cholera, bully days indeed

>>76103819

Divorce and asset split?

>>76103828
the press conferences will be the real fight

>>76103643

need to know the final death roll before we can work out the numerology

>>76103749
You can teach English but that's about it. Look on TESL websites for companies that are hiring, they can do the interview via Skype.

dark lad here, thinking of going to dublin to black some irish girls
any tips?

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>>76103703
>even the dog is fat
honestly what is the matter with Yanks?

>>76103867
people didn't die that young. the stats are skewed by infant mortality. but if you survived infancy you probably lived to a normal old age 60-70-80

>>76103897
Dublin is full of Brazilans lad.

>>76103892
That's what I mean . how did you get hired there in something that isn't english teaching or au pairing

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/brit/ meetup

>>76103910

except for all the cholera and TB epidemics

>>76103897
how big is your willy?
do white girls like you?

>>76103897
>irish
>dublin

>>76103941
specifically want to shag a white irish girl
already have before but that was in magaluf

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>got my exam results and final qualification
>2.1, 67%
>They didn't round it up to 1st

>>76103942
You can't really. Tough luck. Either learn German or maybe join a company with branches in Germany. If you get lucky you might be able to transfer internally. But most German firms don't hire English people, we have high enough quality English speakers here to deal with it internally

going Dublin on my own for 3 days in August

>>76104000
Asking them to round up 3% is a bit much mate

>>76103963
yeah people could still die prematurely like they do today from cancer or w/e. but their life expectancy wasn't that much lower

>>76103990
hmm, good point
might have to try galway or cork then

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>>76104000
have a slag lad

Laura Dern?

>>76104000
obviously not, you were 3% off

>>76104016
you saying you learned danish, german and now swedish? doubtful

>>76103910
having a higher probability of dying during infancy isn't really a concilation 2bh

Billionaires are disproportionately Jewish

U tell some1 ur stressed about failin an exam & they say some dumb shit like dw u wont fail. O swear, Didnt realise you were gna mark mine x

>>76104091
Not Danelad.

>>76104039
>>76104066
They do it sometimes. They could drop one worst module and if that would bring your overall average to 70%, you get a 1st.
Looks like I didn't qualify for that

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been invited to go drinking with my colleagues tomorrow night

>>76104103
And...WHITE?!

Had a poo but can't stop fuckin farting

>McGregor swings at Mayweather like the amateur he is whilst Mayweather dodges and does nothing else for 1000 rounds
Ah yes, the big """""""""""""""""fight"""""""""""""""""

>>76104000
it's makes absolutely no difference

>>76104000
iktf fellow 67%er

if only I'd spent less time playing video games and wanking in 2nd year aha

>>76103897
you'll see more foreigners than Irish since you'll likely end up in the tourist places

>>76103819
Then she gets sent back for a partial refund

>>76104112
so how did he do it. if what you said is true it shouldn't have been possible

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>>76104131
the proper term is foofing lad

>>76104000
Why would they round up a 67?

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>>76104000
>not getting a first
might as well not even have bothered going to uni desu

>>76103941
unreal how many hues are in dublin

>>76104132
mcgregor's only glimmer of hope is to go all out for the KO in the first 3 rounds

>>76104125
Can we still use this EXCELLENT meme reaction despite the fact he's no longer leader?

I deleted my Red Ed folder when he resigned.

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>>76104040
mmm k

worries, there was a grasshopper on the ceiling above my bed now it's gone
probably lying under my duvet

>>76104159
Some unis round up if you have a certain fraction of modules over 70% but not a 70% average and call it a conditional first

>>76104150
All three languages are very closely related. If you know English and German, you know 66% of Swedish/Danish/Norwegian. Also it helps that the latter languages are very easy.

t. speaks German and Norwegian

Granddad has Alzheimer's lads.

He spent all afternoon shuffling around the house. When I asked him what he's looking for he said he's looking for his wife. I reminded him that nan's dead he just said "what a shame" and carried on.

A few years ago he still had the presence of mind to joke about "that bloody Kraut who keeps hiding his stuff" but not any more.

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>>76104191
would absolutely LOVE to split her in half with my evian bottle sized sausage

>>76103941
>>76104170
never heard this before, why would Brazilians go to Dublin? never met one here desu

got a lass who wants to inspect the house
manages a gentleman's club and is pretty fit too

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>>76104159
pic related

why is britain's media so far left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Y693cSF7E

>>76104111

Ha ha, yes...quite.

*walks away to find literally anyone else to talk to*

>>76104224
Had this with my thesis. All my exams over 70 but my thesis was 67. Got a first.

>>76104232
he doesn't speak german . he already told us that

Very annoyed most of the shops round here were out of cider.

Wish every twat and his mum didn't go out and buy cider because it's a hot day. I drink it all the time, I should get first dibs.

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None of the other Lib Dem MPs have anywhere near as much meme value as Tim desu, they're all boring identikit runts.

Cable is quite fond of fedoras though

>>76104266
Well whatever I was just saying that I am not Danelad. Not sure he's even here because nobody has made any autistic comments about urban planning so far tonight

>>76104250
>>76104224
Wow, as if the value of a degree wasn't watered down enough. That's dumb.

t. got a 2:2 and was lucky to get that

http://www.strawpoll.me/13199500

http://www.strawpoll.me/13199500

http://www.strawpoll.me/13199500

>>76104250
As long as you get a 2:1 literally no one gives a fuck. I don't think I've ever seen a job ask for a first, only places for PhDs at some top research group in a top uni.

>>76104245
To learn english. There are tonne of fat Brazilian girls and Brazilian restaurants all over Dublin.

>>76104276
If you drink it all the time you should be stocked up

>>76104276
Cider is literally what yokels and kids drink.

>>76104245
no idea but they are everywhere

disgusting pig ugly shitskins

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>>76104000
my results come out next week

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>20% black or 20% paki... 20% black or 20% paki... 20% black or 20% paki...

>>76104276
Stay off the Kopparberg lad. Know your limits.

>>76104303
i need to know how he did it

Here we are...

>>76104320
I was trying to cut down but I'm a weak willed cunt.

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>katy-perry.sextape2017_onenightinkaty.1080p

>>76104276
poof

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>>76104239
>granddad has Alzheimer's
>has this weird thing where he thinks the TV is a window of his house because it's on the wall
>watching the news last week and there was a black newsreader presenting
>granddad sits there shaking his head and says "why does this fucking nignog keep staring at me"

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lads what the FUCK
I found this hole in my wall, behind the end of the curtain rail which is never ever visible
this has been my bedroom for 15 years and have NO idea how this hole got there, worried it was some sort of creature

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>>76104191
>>76104244
karen!

>>76104239
>"that bloody Kraut who keeps hiding his stuff"

All me

>>76104361
Then you deserve to miss out as punishment

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>>76104305
got a conditional third

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thoughts?

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You arrive in Finland

Barrett New Build gimmick making a return when?

>>76104408
Where does it go?

>>76104384
not even remotely interested

>>76104419
Are you functionally illiterate?

women have holes in them literally designed to take cock and they won't let me inside it, it's bullshit

>>76104322
Get the fuck out you limp wristed city vermin. I'd smash your frail cocktail drinking body around with my superior scrumpy strength

>>76104426
d. All of the above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXM62tb_MY

yes then

>>76104429
bet that red head is an absolute cock slut

>>76104436
you can't see to the other side but it's not far enough
really freaked out

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>>76104412
yep

>>76104412
looks like gwen stark

>>76104239
My grandad has dementia of some sort and when he makes mistakes like this I don't correct him I just roll with it, not sure if that's better or worse than reminding him.

>>76104408
*puts my willy in it*

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>women have holes in them literally designed to take cock and they won't let me inside it, it's bullshit

>>76104482
alri bristol

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>>76104429

>>76104461
That made me chuckle

Im most likely old enough to be your dad, mature enough to laugh it off, and drunk enough to knock a few of your teeth out with a pool stick had you said that in person

>>76104408
this is my hole! it was made for me!

>>76104486
Put your hand in it and take a pic

Updated the thread looking for (You)s, and I haven't even posted anything yet.

What am I like?

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>>76104239
>that bloody Kraut

Alois Alzheimer looks very punchable in all photos tbqh.

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>That made me chuckle
>Im most likely old enough to be your dad, mature enough to laugh it off, and drunk enough to knock a few of your teeth out with a pool stick had you said that in person

>>76104408

that was literally designed for my cock

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>>76104570
I mean look at this cunt.

Who wins in a fight: 100 British football 'hooligans' from a top firm, or 25 SAS soldiers. All unarmed.

I ONLY drink Red Stripe. Don't you even dare offer me anything else.

>>76104397
fucking dying

>>76104634
hooligans obviously

>>76104634
SAS, no sweat.

>>76104569

Here you go hun x

>>76104634
SAS. Discipline is always more important than numbers.

The Koran is a gateway drug to violence and terrorism

>>76104560
I struggled taking that pic because I was holding the curtain with my other hand
>>76104510
>>76104559
>>76104598
it's right near the ceiling, impossible to put your willy in

>>76104634
depends on what they sing to rile themselves up
'england till i die' and the SAS have no chance

>>76104701
STH (spoiler that hog)

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>Discipline is always more important than numbers

Im so happy that i got rid of all the malware on my computer, over 500 pieces of malware, adware or ransomware removed

feels like a new computer tbH

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>>76104492
literally best girl

>>76104701
cracking

want to go to bed but I'm waiting for this bint to reply about the room

All I want is a cuddle

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alri

How does it feel for you faggots to know that with just 20,000 men I could conquer all of Europe (trust me, I've studied the art of war)

>>76104701
nice brapper

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>>76104408

I'd watch out, lad

>>76104794

my eye in the top right

Starting to think the true meaning of life is basically the opposite of what I've been doing for the last 20 years.

>>76104796
Could literally take over the entire UK with just 2,000 loyal men and a 24 hour window

too scared to kill myself

>>76104634
sas
would probably form up like riot squads and crush them

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>>76104794
*toots respectfully towards you*

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>1966 world cup final
>crowd filled with union jacks
find this really weird, you'd never see England fans with anything but Saint George's Cross today

please stop posting hairy bumholes

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>>76104692

>>76104852
yeah almost as if the St George's Cross is the flag of England...

>read 10 minutes ago
ffs just reply

the mainstream meteor is corrupt

>>76104559
christ dont make me recall that

>>76104852
that started in 1996

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got 77% in my dissertation
yay

>>76104887
don't know what you're trying to say
England won the 1966 world cup not the UK
>>76104919
why

>>76104932
nice one lad

>>76104548
haha alri grandad don't have a coronary episode, eat a worthers original and chill out. have your boyfriend put that pool cue up your arse later instead, everyones a winner.

>>76104932

proud of you son

>>76104419

you did your best and that's all that matters

>>76104887
not for long

>>76104887
>english fans
>there to support england
>they waved the british flag
sort your head out

>>76104940
exactly, so they realised how fucking retarded it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPSyPNf9SDQ
the gf

>>76104932
*cuddles you*
well done x

>>76103456
why, anon

>>76104974
THAT'S THE POINT I'M MAKING YOU STUPID CUNT THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T DO IT ANY MORE

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>>76104951
>>76104971
>>76105010
as a celebration i'm NOT going to do cocaine but instead shall be ordering an indian and having an early night x

where is my foond

>>76105045

what do you study

>>76105045
Do cocaine and order an Indian, that sounds effing lovely

>>76105001
just said "nigger" in the chat

>>76104956
This is quintessential oldfag right here. This motherfucker was around for the Habbo Raids, An Hero, Desu and other things made of quintessential epic win.

Have a +1 Cockmongler, you Happy Negro you.

Kind of want to make a statement or do something worthwhile before killing myself, don't want to harm other people though.

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*types so loud i wake you up*

going to have a wank, finish off my book then go to sleep

>>76105070
physics
dissertation was on black hole geometry
>>76105071
nah i might do a xanax instead

>>76105070

film and media

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Do you have a good relationship with your father?

>>76103434
shit this actually pretty good

>>76105072
doxxed

Anyone watching the Wife Swap Brexit edition?

>>76105106
*measures your black hole*

hmm yes very nice

>>76105114
yeeeeeeees

>>76105079

so was I, but I'm not an old fart

>>76105079
Literally have been bating oul boys don pub from the age of 16 onward

if you want your beating old man then come down to Limerick city and ill spark you out

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Is this ad taking the piss? As if Hull doesn't get enough stick.

>>76105134
*spaghettifies you*

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already know I've got a first

how much did you lose on the cryptos today lads?

>>76105153
doxxed

>>76105079
alri then candy ass roody poo, no need announce youself. no wonder you're drinking if you've been here that long

>>76105153
>he doesn't use adblock

took me months to realize what "poz my neghole" means and then i was utterly repulsed

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The bf

>>76105115
glad you liked it lad

already got a first 3 years ago

>>76105150

ok who is the smartarse here?

>>76105176
i cashed out on tuesday and made a grand of pure profit
consider myself very lucky and amn't touching cryptos again, way too volatile, think i'm losing my hair

gays fuck off

>>76105197
I did but I turned it off on 4chan for some reason. I think it was blocking webms or embedded videos or something.

>>76105200
be my gf

>>76105106

good lad. give me a male/female cat name and I'll give it to a newborn kitten (work around them) to celebrate when I get the chance, since you posted nice cats

no gay shit

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496518193804.webm

What's the purpose of making me do a captcha for each post rather than each time I first open the site?

>>76105185
I am at a loss. It's like you read the first word of my post, made up your own idea of what the post was going to be, and then just posted what ever shit came out of your ass first. HURR. HURR. DURR.

You should stop posting. Forever. Turn off your computer, unplug it forever, and just walk away. Just walk away.

>>76105200
Tattoo of himself on his chest and his name written twice on each pec? what the fuck is wrong with this mong

>>76105199
found out the hard way?

>>76105223
very rude post you did in the other thread, burger

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>>76105153
CITY OF CULTURE

>>76105244
AAAARArararrarrraaaagaghhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>76105243
Charles

>>76105244
RUDDY NORA

don't feel well :-(
having a lemsip

>>76105244
what if I sliced that off with a katana

>>76105245
slave labour

>>76105254
>and his name

His name is Mark, the name on his pecs is clearly Danny B

>>76105259
why would .I. do that?

>>76105283

That's not bad at all, you'll never see the cat obviously but you can always remember that they'll be a little shitter out there called Charles because of you

cor blimey

>>76105253
i don't think you should be drinking on your meds grandad

>>76105298
puke in my arsehole because im gay

>>76105305
it would be extremely painful

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>>76105244

>>76105325
>.I.
VERY RUDE

>>76104932
congrats
got 73 myself
>>76105028
dont wanna wake up at 5am

>>76105245
>Have spambot that can operate for weeks without crashing
>Have multiple instances of spambot
>Can now automate literally hundreds of man hours worth of shitposting for the price of a few dozen captchas

bit creepy this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsUHBouFMrA

>>76105324

why were you lookin...?

gaylord

>>76105382
love men
hate roasties

simple as

>>76105324
bender aha

>You will never be transformed into a neverending roll of toilet paper in the bathroom of a 12 year old girl whose parents become suspicious that they never have to change the roll and accidentally discover your magical properties and reveal you to the nation on CNN as some kind of entropy-defeating fantastical shitcleaning device and you eventually get stolen from the laboratory where scientists are working on you day and night to unlock your secrets and sold to Ellen Page at a secret jewish auction and she uses you for the rest of her natural life wherein she looks exactly the same and never visibly ages a day and has no idea that you are fully sentient

>>76105382
>>76105393
>>76105398
3 gay posts all in a row

>>76105368
my feeling is that you would be banned quite quickly if you did this

My friends are arguing in the group chat and it's making me uncomfortable

>>76105412
all me

>>76105422
discussing your sexuality?

>>76105379
me on the right just swivelling back and forth

sister left her tampon wrapper in the bathroom bin again

>>76105441
No yours

>>76105399

I wouldn't speak so soon

when did /brit/ get so distigustingly degenerate? where can we import more rorkes from?

fast stream lad here.

in a bit of a dilemma as to whether i should actually do it.

currently doing a research job at a top (i mean ltierally top) uni - that could lead to a phd - albeit in a softer area than i actually studied.

on the other hand the ol' 'stream could lead to lots of money and probably opportunities of going private - as well as potentially the opportunity to do a phd at a lesser university.

my problem is this - i think to get to the top of your game in my trade you need a phd. i feel more and more that it has become a bit of a minimum requirement and unfortunately as far as anything academic goes - name can outweigh even your own performance.

In some sense I'm worried although the normal life that the fast-stream represents will never go. The interesting opportunity which i am presented with now, may never come back.

>>76105491
just join the army you complete woofter, im absolutely HOWLING at you right now

>>76105491
I'd got for the PhD now Tbh

what sort of research?

>>76105488
pakistan

Nice thread

P.S: all anglos must die

>>76105488
you told all the yanks to leave

>>76105491
> i think to get to the top of your game in my trade you need a phd
well yeah mate you need a phd if you want to do research in your field and actually use your degree properly
stop being a total wetty with your reddit spacing and full stops and just do a phd you bender

PSbore
PS-4-10 year olds
PS4FPS
PSWhore
PSNoMore
Pee Shit Four
PenisSucking4 Year Olds

>>76105572
>>76105572
>>76105572
>>76105572

>>76105444
lol

>>76105554
I never tell yanks to leave unless they are being overly yanky tbqh. MUCH prefer yanks to pakis, commies, gayposters, tranny posters. they are literally worthless

>don't talk much to hot girl in the group
>she starts trying to join in my conversations
>she looks really happy when we do talk
> plot twist: she's actually a very smart autist and hates that people label her as "the hot girl "

Woah...

>>76105613
*yanks overly*