Daily Mail edition. Fuck Yanks.
wani (hitokui)
yank here ama
>>76101131
Are you the reputed football yank?
What did /ourguy/ mean by this?
*wanks you off while I have a fit*
just deleted German from Duolingo ladies
>>76101139
No but I'm here
Glad /brit/ still likes me
>28 year old just message me on bumble
>>76101139
ooh football yank
what actually is speedcore
FOOTBALL YANK IS SO FUCKING ERMAGARD BASED
very interesting this lads
Chinese tusk hunters travel up to Siberia to dig and hunt for woolly mammoth and woolly rhino tusks preserved in the ground, making about $100,000 in three weeks
http://imgur.com/a/nmkxl
>>76101144
>vote muzzie mayor for muh progressiveness
>more terror attacks and disasters than ever
hmm
Jez
what is "dormers", some yank told me that about my voice
>>76101132
>collapse as badly
they grew you friccen moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJrhQC8oqU
>>76101188
high bpm hardcore
>>76101205
The Mayor of Manchester is white though
>>76101139
yeh that's me
>>76101155
Good thing God is seeing fit to delete Germany from history
just in case you forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLm6yo1WaW8
burning to death in a towering inferno is just part and parcel of inner city council flat life
>>76101214
fuck off Dormers you ugly little scrote
>>76101131
>yolo county
california is a meme
>>76101197
fascinating
*jumps out of the window*
>>76101221
never heard that one
breakbeat hardcore is already high bpm, and really high bpm happy hardcore would just sound like a mess
got an itchy foot
>>76101238
absolute '
love manuel ferreras work
Anyone ever caught their mum or sister having a wank?
>>76101197
ah yes the 'ol 'dit 'rss 'ostin'
>>76101271
>hardcore is either breakbeat or happy
"No!"
>when you try your hardest and still fail at life.
haha absolutely amazing feeling lads.
>>76101257
that's just me that's how I live my life 24/7
>>76101131
when will yanks fuck off?
Office admin thought it would be funny to do not one, not two, but THREE fire drills today (just past nine, just past twelve, just past four). Because the weather was nice, apparently.
Bitch needs to find some proper work to do. Or a new one, which she might have to do with all the complaints being lodged over today. Several people said 'fuck it' and just went home at the third drill.
>>76101314
no
you?
>>76101318
good hardcore is either breakbeat or happy
>>76101223
Labour though, might as well be brown
>>76101316
what a rubbish post
expected better from jerry
you lads hear dizzee's releasing a new grime album?
>>76101281
why are you in france dormers?
hey listen to this joke I heard
I guess June really was the end of May
>>76101353
actually those are the worst genres of hardcore unless you count hardstyle as "trance hardcore" or something
>>76101341
no but I've seen my mum's sex toys
alri
>>76101365
10 years too late
heard he dissed wiley though which could be interesting
>>76101384
*watches football factory once*
>>76101197
ok that is pretty interesting
>>76101384
ALLIV NOTSA is also my favourite team
just stumbled across my 4chan reaction image folder from around 2010-11
includes 203 costanza images
>>76101314
once walked in on my sister strumming it in the bath, she was stood up just rubbing her clit
she also walked in on me wanking, stood there for about 5 seconds without me realising then ran off when i noticed her
anyone remember the cuckio meme
In a 1915 speech, Kipling declared that "There was no crime, no cruelty, no abomination that the mind of men can conceive of which the German has not perpetrated, is not perpetrating, and will not perpetrate if he is allowed to go on...Today, there are only two divisions in the world...human beings and Germans."
>>76101365
yeah mate, apparently he's sent for Wiley on it and he is NOT happy
I'm... in love
people on dmt nexus say ziploc is a bad choice for a separatory funnel if you're using naphtha
is this true or are they just being fedoras?
>>76101401
>10 years too late
no one's interested in english rappers making pop music anymore
if dizzee wants to sell/regain relevance in the modern age his best bet is to go back to grime, so i'd say it's perfect timing
>>76101422
nice
you should shag her
absolutely fuming that every online article has an autoplay pop up video
>>76101422
How do you she was there for 5 seconds if you hadn't noticed her?
>>76101442
Don't do Pop and then come back
And act like it's the Return of the Mack
wish i had a hot sister
>>76101438
I'm in Bedfordshire.
>>76101412
feel a bit sorry for doggo that camera man didnt help it and got his phone to snap a pic instead
>>76101412
post the best
>>76101412
any images of the cuckio meme
>blues are actually going to beat villa to john terry
we're finished lads
What's the cuckio meme
>>76101465
because i made it up
the bf
really REALLY like this Tbh
>>76101465
well i noticed my surroundings in the corner of my eye and only realised how long it had been there when i saw something move
>"b-based serbs", the /pol/tard howls
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/15/serbia-gains-its-first-female-and-gay-prime-minister-ana-brnabic
>>76101506
>>76101579
non ironically have a body just like this with stronger thighs
Only reaction image folder I have is for OC
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC78shmdluY
>>76101607
pics
>>76101549
>blues
how are the biggest club in the midlands so fucking shit
>>76101579
hnng, here's mine
>>76101656
Looks like moot
>>76101656
>>76101579
you're gay
need naruto to deliver a rasengan to my delicate spuds
Brexit? More like, gay sex it.
>Brummies think Birmingham is a big city
>none of their football teams have ever won the Premier League
>they don't even HAVE a Premier League team
imagine your bollocks being trapped inside that burning tower block
Charlie bit me
*puts a donk on it*
>>76101702
>>76101702
west brom
>>76101705
would love to have my sweatmeats trapped in that illegal external cladding as it is ravaged by an inferno
>>76101438
hey that girl's from manchester
>>76101594
She's just a puppet. All government in the country was taken over by the former prime minister and current president Aleksandar Vucic. Something like Erdogan in Turkey.
>>76101641
midlands power ranking:
villa
leicester
albion
blues
wolves
forest
derby
stoke
walsall
>>76101702
>>76101725
not in Birmingham. it's like saying Burnley is a Manchester team
>>76101725
not birmingham
>>76101479
but they all went pop
dunno why dizzee and chip are the ones to get the most flak from going pop when pretty much every major mc has made pop music in the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZrPEPeZa08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dY9geOBSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afcJKKpAnk8
even the very people who dissed him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xknDSlA6ec
>>76101702
More canals than Venice lad
>>76101702
>a small bangladeshi district of central birmingham has the same amount of european cups as london
>>76101752
>girl
>>76101752
she's on pof, you know her?
Didn't get anything for Father's Day last year but the wife's son said he'll make it up this year
can't wait ngl
>>76101766
thoughts on vojislav seselj?
>>76101132
DUP and Labour were literally the only parties to have gained something during the election and Jezza is now basically untouchable, despite how much the Blairites hate him. Meanwhile, May's days are numbered, Farron has already stepped down and Nutall didn't even get a seat.
They didn't win but they were the only ones who the election actually benefited.
>>76101820
>you know her?
doxable information
Any Germans here so I can give you a good razzing?
>>76101766
how did that happen?
>look at forum i used to frequent like a decade ago the last time i thought i had something resembling friends
>find people wondering what happened to me
>overall consensus is that i probably made something of my life
>actually been a suicidal NEET
hahahaha
so bored
May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher
Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.
>>13
>>76101702
London hadn't won a European Cup until 2012 lmao
the aston villa chairman also literally created the football league
>>76101809
it's a bugzy line lad
I know they all went pop
>>76101813
>pre-90s Europe
>yeah mate, apparently he's sent for Wiley on it and he is NOT happy
>>76101921
i know it's a bugzy line i was just making a general statement
also just wanted an excuse to post that kano song because it's so hilariously bad
the yungen one is terrible also but fucking hell what was kano thinking
/brit/ meetup in Watford at Vicarage Road on July 30th
we're going up lads
Why would anyone defend Birmingham? It's an awful place, filled with awful buildings, old and new, awful houses, awful people with awful accents, awful lot of pakis, awful industrial factories, awfully massive chimneys literally everywhere like it's literally still the victorian era. awful. just awful. only reason no terrorists have attacked it is living there is already punishment enough.
>>76101918
>something that happened before my dad was born
don't care sweaty x
>>76101780
not quite
west brom is only a few miles from brum city centre
villa ground is closer to west brom than blues
Why are blacks so violent?
>>76101233
>survive Thirty Years War
>survive both world wars to come back stronger than ever
surely a few muzzies will be the end of us
>>76101924
Madrid beat Man City, Roma and Wolfsburg last year to get to a team they beat 3 times a year anyway
Kinda disappointed the shitskin death toll in this fire isn't higher
>>76102019
racism
>>76102031
this
flus getting worse, fever and nausea rising
on deaths door
>>76102019
Less inhibitions due to lower intelligence. That's why they come off as "cool", they lack our level of self awareness so they're much more confident
>>76101958
hahaha I know mate it's fucking terrible
aston villa are pretty shit ngl
>>76102019
http://thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2016/04/15/maoa-race-and-crime/
>>76101988
>your dad is younger than 35
JANNY GET HIM
>>76101993
You're thinking of it too geographically, a club is defined by it's fans, Albion draw their support from the Black Country, Villa/Blues draw their support from Birmibgham.
>>76102019
your words DO hurt people
>>76102087
night nurse
getting pissed on a work night has become a regular occurrence
have to drink so much water when i wake up otherwise i feel awful
>>76102125
he's probably from newcastle la
that'd make him in his early twenties
Just dropped 500mg of Night Nurse lads. In for a wild night.
>>76101871
can't believe the friend i thought was like a twin doesn't talk to me anymore
probably the autism at play, i guess. bet i bored the shit out of him and he only kept me around because i was useful and occasionally (usually unintentionally) funny.
>>76102136
Not as much as wogs hurt old ladies when they twat them round the head before stealing their handbags.
>>76102027
you were a completely different people back then though, full of pride and confidence
no way back for you now
work tomorrow
>>76102031
ej ee
>>76102031
edgy
>>76102167
t. slow vote counting mackem
*approaches the counter with ammonia, naphtha, and citric acid*
>>76102170
rest in paracetamol
me and the lads
150mg of st john's wort straight up the arse
>>76102087
Buy a valium. Aren't they easy to purchase on the UK black markets?
Will make you not give a shit about your flu.
>>76102031
>>76102234
me in the middle
1000mg of powdered 'cetamol straight up the snout lads
in for a mad night haha
>>76102211
>>76102262
fuck off reddit
love chocolate, love haribo, love cartoons, hate homework. not a kid. just don't like it. simple as
>C4 news completely passive in reporting the Manchester and London terror attacks where 99% of victims are white
>only really begin to seethe and get angry at a literal random fire because pakis and wogs are the victims
hmm interesting
>>76102234
me on the right
One bowl of porridge down the gullet
>>76102262
cringe
>>76102189
>pathological jingoism is confidence
that said, you're in the same boat as us.
7000mg of horny goat weed straight up (down) the urethra
>>76102283
it's ypipo's fault, the trim was a fire hazard
>>76102234
is this image real?
looks much greener from above than i thought it would
>>76102280
Reddit and /pol/ are synonymous these day my sweet summer child.
>>76102304
that's why we're trying to hop in the lifeboat, or failing that jump out and fucking swim
*pedals towards you*
Farted so hard that it massaged my prostate and made me need a new pair of trousers
Not memeing, took 10mgs of Zopiclone just now. What to expect?
*Boshes u*
>>76102304
Immigration is cancer. You don't fight a tumor like you fight someone else. And both times you were helped to get back on your feet.
>>76102343
not sure what this has to do with my post but you're retarded
>Reddit and /pol/ are synonymous these day my sweet summer child.
>>76102200
finally off tomorrow
>>76102364
*braces for impact*
>wogs
>>76102364
lmao who is this fucking square?
>Reddit and /pol/ are synonymous these day my sweet summer child.
>Reddit and /pol/ are synonymous these day my sweet summer child
>>76102304
England were able to "keep calm and carry on" during the Blitz because we had a very clear idea if who the enemy was and how we were going to defeat and ultimately survive it
Impossible when the "enemy" will soon make up the majority of your public and it's religion will be the dominate force within the next 65 years
>>76102342
Yes, and people say that Britain is full and can't take any more refugees lmao just look at all the free space
>>76102416
but that is correct
>>76102436
>>76102444
hello /pol/ discord
>>76102422
*BOOOOSH*
t2
>>76102479
got a link to the video?
>>76102479
me with the pint
Trumpanzees
leftypol OUT
>>76102303
that's the idea little one
*disguises as a Canadian before entering thread*
Hi
>>76102445
>England were able to "keep calm and carry on" during the Blitz
myth
read calder
Reminder that /brit/ is a radical centrist general.
i've accidentally run to /brit/
>Breaking News: Sadiq Khan 'bottled' by protester during angry visit to Grenfell Tower
>>76102592
part and parcel
just noticed that i forgot to clear the name field... whoops haha
>myth
>read calder
>>76102479
makes me want to get fit and learn how to fight so I can heem niggers that are out of line
the tories stew the tories
>>76102604
>>76102604
really makes you think...........................
the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
>Look at facebook
>"Add more friends to see more stories!"
Well that's some great fucking advice isn't it, you dumb cunts.
Actually angry about this. like yeah, i'll just send a friend to random fuckers who know the """friends""" i already added out of drunken obligation.
Worthless cunts can't even return a message half the time, and they've actually met me.
I fucking hate people, you know that? But more than that, I hate the cosy wallpaper we put up to hide what cunts they are. They're not random fuckers you happen to know, they're your """"friends"""", on your """"friends"""" list, because that sounds a bit nicer than "contacts" doesn't it?
Friendship after 18 does not exist. Like enjoying videogames and having hope for the future, you grow out of it within a year.
>>76102592
probably a racist white
The utter state of these 'mies
>>76102479
is that a rozzer in the black? why didn't he do anything?
>>76102479
wtf Thor?
>>76102638
tas' the norms
*Corbyn says something silly*
*press reports it*
OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, IT'S A STICH UP IT'S A STITCH UP, STOP SAYING BAD THINGS, STOP IT, THE TORY PRESS THE TORY PRESS THE TORY PRESS FUCKING NAZIS OH MY GOD
>>76102656
is he jewish?
>>76102416
tbf "classism" is arguably accurate.
>literally "Let's stick highly flammable material on the side of our shitty ghetto tower so that people in the nearby rich-folk towers don't complain"
reminder that /brit/ is a pro-ollie general
>>76102686
Pakistanis have the jew nose
>>76102659
>is that a rozzer in the black?
Seen that porno with Danny D
>>76102658
jack grealish got taste
>>76102648
Not a single byte
>>76102659
looks like a bouncer
they're thick as shit and get into fights all the time
>>76102658
>wonderwall
Business idea: Push a really long knife into Sadiq Khan's face
>>76102604
corbyn is not dumbledore
>>76102479
NOOORRRDEEEEN BRODDERS
Fourth packet of crisps today. Just part and parcel of being a fat lad.
dinner sorted and 50% off wahey
https://twitter.com/gothfalafel/status/712219158251966464
>>76102479
The golden one finally had enough
>>76102656
me having a gurn
>>76102786
*smacks your belly*
waheyyy alright piggy
>>76102679
>corbyn says something
>embellish it with a fictional headline then stick a clarification at the bottom knowing nobody actually reads the full article
don't even like corbyn but our press are absolute dogshit.
>>76102786
How do you not feel sick? I always get queasy if I have more than one pack a day
buried alive...
>>76102764
>>76102804
Disgusting scum
>>76102658
Rob Holding my fucking man, what a banger
what are you lads drinking
>>76102804
peng
>>76102865
tap water
>you just gotta have confidence bro
>>76102865
pussy
>>76102804
Wow, a tenner for a few scraps of potato and a little pizza. How does Dominos even make a profit with a deal like that?
>>76102869
ur mam
>>76102865
tea
>>76102903
>he doesnt hit the gym
BAHAHAHA
>>76102903
who in the fuck ARE these guys?
>>76102903
THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE STOP MEMEING
think about any ugly fuck that's with a hot girl. she's with him because he's confident/funny
>>76102865
tears
>>76102938
don't get it
Bit sad Our Farren resigned
Serie A > EPL
>>76102903
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>76102938
what's so funny about that
*makes some cheese on toast and chucks some potato wedges in the oven*
Ah yes that will be eleven pounds and seventy four pence sterling if you please
Has cara ever had a pork sword or has she always been a lezzer?
>>76102938
>>76102938
>w-what? drumpf was never under investigation?
>w-wait, drumpf isn't getting impeached?
>fucking white males must've done this.
>>76102964
he was low energy
>>76102966
hello nigger
>>76102969
wonder what it's like to shag girls who aren't overweight uggos
>>76102964
the leaders of the party i voted for have resigned after the election for 3 elections running now
>>76102972
>>76102958
they thought trump was gonna get BTFO and he didn't
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4606078/Man-faulty-fridge-started-Grenfell-Tower-inferno.html
Ah yes, an Ethiopian is culpable for starting the fire. Who would have thought it would be another nigger responsible for more deaths
>>76103019
Daily Mail were running that it was a """"white Briton""" who was responsible this morning. The article has mysteriously disappeared.
>>76102984
gave her the ol' 4 inch pummel round the back of argos in milton keynes
wonder what it's like to shag girls
>>76102834
Lindybeige has taken LARPing too seriously...
>30m for Jordan Pickford
the STATE of the ev
>>76103019
have you seen the pictures of all the missing people
it's literally an ISIS yearbook
>>76103056
>4 inch
you wish
>>76102938
god i fucking hate the american left
(i know those are probably more liberal than socialist, but 99% of their socialists look the same.)
being a dickhead is cool...
>>76103071
NONE are young, most are old and would have had no more kids. a few white people died unfortunately as well. Like I said earlier in the thread, a bit disappointed with the turnout from this
>>76102984
once you go black...
>>76103071
not being white is part and parcel of living in London la
>>76103068
can taste the salt from here
>>76103019
ah yes in a building with a history of faulty wiring clearly this individual was to blame for his fridge exploding
https://grenfellactiongroup.wordpress.com/2013/05/29/grenfell-tower-from-bad-to-worse/
>>76103062
AYO
*denies British war crimes*
YOU'S BE SAYIN
*asserts that England won the 100 Years War*
DAS RITE
*wears ugly as fuck jumpers*
WE WUZ
*gets sacked from Newcastle University*
KANGZ N SHEEIT?
>>76103071
>people living in poorly-maintained council flats in London are primarily non-white
There's a shocker
me getting the fuck out of greenfell tower the other night
>>76102984
Probably like Kstew, she's slept with dudes but only for career reasons.
>>76103068
25m with addons for the best young keeper in the country/possibly the world who still has 15 good years left in him isn't bad considering city paid 35m upfront for a one season wonder who was in the portuguese lower leagues a few years ago and they want 30m for hart who is literally shit
>>76102903
ah yes, the only people who have ever had sex in the entirety of the earth are people who look exactly like this mmm ah yes
>>76103120
...you never go back
>>76103068
Ikr he's worth at least 50
>>76103167
get a pass lad
Drift?
>>76103019
>>76103119
state of you
>>76103019
fucking christ, I know they're trying to paint him as a hero and that but don't plaster his face everywhere, cunt probably feels guilty enough even though it's not his fault
at least he LOVES PINTS
>>76103144
>best young keeper in the country/possibly the world
>>76103221
so who is then?
would dismantle this German cunt so fucking quickly if he was in front of me now
>>76102697
>>76103144
howling
>state of you
>>76102949
>think about any ugly fuck that's with a hot girl
nobody?
>>76103014
labour, labour, lib dem?
>>76103242
hello
>>76101197
>One tusker told me, “I know it’s bad, but what can I do? No work, lots of kids.”
Sticky situation. It's not like you can tell them not to have kids, people in places like this still depend on their children to take care of them when they're older.
How dire is the situation in the united kingdom of great and northern Ireland?