Europe Cuisines power ranking(ECP) 2017 results update

What the fuck is Czech food?

>>76097463
Germany should be blue too.

>>76097463
aah, i remember your threads, what happened to you?

>>76097463
>turkish bland tier
>greek masterchef

are you fucking kidding me right now? Half of their """cuisine""" is turkish cuisine.

>Bacalhau
>Masterchef tier

>>76097694
Honestly, there is not an ounce of originality in Turkish dishes. It's a mix of Greek, Armenian, Arab, Persian and Central Asian dishes.

Name any dish and I can tell you who Turks stole it from.

Still, it's good food though. Nice mix.

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>>76097725
>be turk
>can access to a free encyclopedia

>>76097731
I agree, it's not quite sopa tier yet...

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>>76097790
*can't

>>76097725
>let me use pork meat instead of lamb or whatever turks use and call it gyros instead of döner kebab

nah i don't need to use wikipedia for this shit.

>>76097511
>Germany should be blue too.
a compliment from France. I feel honored

>>76097463
>The Netherlands
>Russia
>Ukraine
>Bad
Kys shiteater.

>>76097463
Our excuse is that the climate isn't suited for creating good cuisine.

We make good desserts though

>>76097876
>implying that's not a kraut border hopper

>>76097935
What are some good Russian dishes?

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>spanish food
>bland copy

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>>76098045
There are many 2bh, I'm sure almost anyone can find something he likes. I really like blini and soups. And some meat dishes, but it's hard to cook them so I eat them only in restaurants.

>>76098045
frozen horse & dog

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>>76097731
>these aren't the pinnacle achievement of human cuisine

Come on mate.

>>76097847
you do know that most of turkish cuisine was inspired by greeks and caucasians right?

or do they teach you "muh cuisine" at your indoctrination schools?

>>76098286
That's just feijoada, mate.

>>76098470
>>76098286
Pressed enter by mistake.

I don't agree with OP, but you posted a bad example.

>>76098468
I'm sure you turks love it, yeah.

>>76098443
yeah just like you were inspired to call yoghurt greek right? does YOĞURT sound greek to you papadapoulos?

Unless you've actually went to that country and eat various types of their food, it's not fair to judge them. Js

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>czech cusine

>>76098668
On the account of what? Google images?

Is there ANY Swedish food anyone outside the Nordic countries eat? Can't really think of any.

The only thing of note we have is that maybe, just maybe, we invented the cinnamon roll.

>>76098631
As I know it's actually pretty good. My friends told me that everything is cheap, tasty, and portions are big.

>>76097508
deep fried breaded cheese

>>76098759
Sweden (and the Nordic countries and even eastern Europe) will never have much projecting, simply because your climate wasn't too conducive to having plenty of varied food to make tastier recipes with.

Which is why Mediterraneans and Southern Europe will always have better cuisine, because even poor people had access to different things and could experiment more.

Having Empires and/or Trade-Hubs also helped us down here.

You guys just drew the short stick on that particular thing.

>>76098771
I like how your arrogant edgy ass is absolutely so ignorant as to what people actually eat here. Pretending to be some alpha greek dog by acting cool in generalizing other countries and projecting your own failing one. You're so cool here on /int/ congrats.

>>76097651
My first year working after the school ;) it was little hectic

>>76098759
Ikea food

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>spanish food
>bland

>>76097463
My family andnI went to a Bavarian style place in USA. It sucked dick, except for the duck which was just cooked meat.

>>76098759
knäckebröd

>>76098904
Oh I know. I'm just a bit curious if there is any Swedish food that has gone somewhat main stream since I can't think of any. Not to mention seeing as everyone in Scandinavia ate the same things there is barely even any distinctly Swedish food in the first place. More just Scandinavian food.

>>76099013
Does Ikea even serve any Swedish food or is it just hotdogs and meatballs?

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>>76099063

>>76099010
Why are you literally being mean for no reason, having a narcissistic persona on /int/ isn't gonna get you far and it's really just annoying and childish. Judging by the fact you A. Used google in the first place to research a cuisine based off some mainstream pictures and B. Thinking the cuisine will accurately be summed up by googling "balkan", an entire peninsula with a shit ton of cultures and nations that are only grouped together by a geographic similarity. But no go ahead and try to be popular on /int/ with your buzzwords and shitty ego that will get you so far

>>76099063
But we have eshop with your food

My gf was in goterborg for erasmus so she sometimes bought some shit

http://www.skandinavskepotraviny.cz

>>76099034
check your taste buds

>>76099055
I guess, but people have probably been eating rye flatbread since rye was first cultivated so I'm not sure how Swedish it can be called.


>>76099206
Man. Now I want a nice moist kladdkaka.

>>76099330
Neat.

I suppose Surströmming is pretty famous, but again it's more one of those things that have been eating by people throughout the ages but was "popularized" by us Swedes.

>>76099488
Nice counter arguement, I'll take that dear to my heart sir.

>>76099473
Never have it but yeah its famous

But since my gf returned we are eating almost every morning knackerbrod with ham and that fish tuba

Not big fan desu, its pretty lazy breakfast

Oh yeah and she is now drinking like 2l of coffee every day

>>76097463
Czech in Prague was some of the worst food I've eaten. I can't speak of Slovakia but Germany, Austria and Poland all have better food.

>>76099958
>2l everyday
Is like to look at her when her adenosine receptors doubled.

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>>76100115
>I'd like
Sorry for my retardness

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>>76097508
Garbage. Worst I've eaten. A lot of it is just shitty versions of Hungarian food. They also have these gross white bread dumplings which are just flavorless, gelatinous, white slabs. At least Britain gave us sandwiches.

>>76097463
>Czech cuisine

literally the exact same as Austrian/Slovenian/Bavarian food.

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>>76100227
Are you sure you was in actual Czech and not some American thematic park?

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>>76100384
Thats langos

Hungarian food for drunk people

Tbh its not really popular

>>76100177
>Sorry for my retardness

no

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>>76098286
>Pork and beans
I'm not impressed

>>76100520
I don't remember many Czech dishes' English names but it's impossible to be in Prague and don't eat some delicious local food.

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>>76100520
And this hungarian shit we are selling for 4€ to tourists

Ice cream in is our idea

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>>76097463
Scottland should be ultra green

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>>76100584
>Sweden
It wasn't for you

>>76098523
>>76098585
It's actually even older. It most likely is from Mesopotamia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogurt

>>76100697
>Russia

you have more muslims than we do

>>76097463
>Switzerland red
Your map is bad and you should feel bad.

kys

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>>76100770
Our Muslims eat pork, drink vodka and we use their resources to get money for the grand duchy of Moscow. Also, our muslims have been living where they live now for hundreds years while all yours are imported welfare monkeys. I hope you're proud.

>>76097694
Nah
Greek cuisine is much more Mediterranean, yours is pretty much Middle Eastern
Also, Turkey uses a lot of unhealthy fats and sugar desu

>The Mediterranean diet is a modern nutritional recommendation based on the dietary patterns of Greece, Southern Italy, France and Spain in the 1940s and 1950s.[2] The principal aspects of this diet include proportionally high consumption of olive oil, legumes, unrefined cereals, fruits, and vegetables, moderate to high consumption of fish, moderate consumption of dairy products (mostly as cheese and yogurt), moderate wine consumption, and low consumption of non-fish meat products.[3]

>>76100859
https://www.rt.com/news/316327-moscow-mosque-largest-europe/

>Thousands of Muslims have gathered in central Moscow to witness the opening of one of the biggest mosques in Europe. The ceremony was attended by Russian President Vladimir Putin, as well Turkey’s Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas.

>>76098045
I unironically really like Russian food but it isn't fancy at all. Very simple. But comfy.

>>76100970
Well they're not gonna go to a church

>>76097463
>portugal blue
>spain red
mmmmm

>>76100970
I'm muscovite and I hardly see any muslims when I'm out. Unlike in Munich or Rotterdam. I'll also visit Sweden some day but I'm sure places like Stockholm and Malmo are way worse.

>>76100777
Yeah, forgot to add Switzerland to the list of countries with identical cuisines >>76100369

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If you have to look for cuisine in the nordics you'll find it at it's best in the christmas season, since people stockpiled and made foods through the year especially for the occasion.

>>76101376
that looks sooo alien apart from the ham and french salad

>>76097463
I feel there may be some bias here

>>76101418
A lot of salads, Casseroles, meats, fish, usually home made beer, rice porridge and bread cheese (squeky cheese) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leip%C3%A4juusto

>>76097463
Haha. No.

>>76097463
>>76098286
>>76099029
>>76101068
Spain is objectively blue
I think Spain is the county with the most Michelin starts

>>76097508
Don't you see? masterchef tier, popular around the world. Probably a fucking beer with goat, uma delicia .

>>76100384
It said Praha and I took a train from Win to get there and everyone spoke Czech and half didn't use deodorant....so I'm going with yes I was in CZR. It is cheap and the portions are good but it didn't impress me at all.

>>76097463
I get the Turkish hate in yurop but if you don't like Turkish food you're either lying to yourself or you enjoy eating shit

>>76100636
>but it's impossible to be in Prague and don't eat some delicious local food.
You must eat terrible food in Russia.

>>76100646
Lel.
Wtf u guys are so subtle, not.

I'll just leave this here.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-food-countries-idUSBREA0E01S20140115

https://www.oxfam.org/en/pressroom/pressreleases/2014-01-15/dutch-beat-french-and-swiss-top-oxfams-new-global-food-table

>>76097784
you have no idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_cuisine#Ottoman_palace_cuisine

>>76097463
turkey should be blue and czechia green. beer isnt food.

>>76100733
>>76100711
Gross.

>>76101746
Dutch people have healthy food.

Foreign manlets can't stand it. But we top the best food charts.

>>76101707
I and my friends have been almost everywhere across Europe, Mr burger

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It's a Dutch world. Your only living in it.

>>76101802
So the Mediterranean countries (France included), Germany and Austria you ate in and you still think Czech food is tasty?....

>>76101795
>kankerwoerst met kankerpataatjen

good food prices don't equal good (traditional) ingredients

>>76101919
We aren't sausage eaters, my uneducated and unhealthy eating friend. Except for smoked sausage.

>>76101893
2bh I wasn't really impressed with German food. And in Austria (Salzburg) they said they basically have Bavarian food and beer, we couldn't even try something local. French cuisine is good though. But also is Czech.

>>76101948
all I've got to go by is google images, but a search revealed pretty much nothing but pics of sausages, waffles and deep fried dough, and a single picture of a fish dish. It's all pretty similar to the traditional food around here, it would seem.

Hungary,Greece and Italy are spot on but how the fuck is Czech world class

>>76099063
Black cock went mainstream a couple years ago

>>76100733
this looks like quite a delicacy, to be desu

>>76102063
We have milk based products:
Gouda cheese, edam cheese, vla.

A lot of cookies (cookie is in fact a Dutch loanword):
Roze koek, ontbijtkoek, spekkoek, speculaas, speculaas amandel, roomboterkoek, gevulde koek, jodenkoek, stroopwafel.
Some also with Indonesian spices.
Just like in Germany bakeries are very important here.

Fast food:
We have a very strong fast food culture, of fried meat dishes, that only also exists in Belgium. Snack is a Dutch loanword for a reason as well.
Think kroketten, bitterballen, frikandellen, kaassoufles, mexicano's etc.

Our dinners:
We ALWAYS eat our veggies.
Green, red or white vegtables are the main course, mashed with potatoes. Sometimes with onions, apples, bacon and so on combined.
With a piece of meat or fish next to it, which forms a minor part of the dinner. (the sausage you often see on images is a juicy rookworst (smoked sausage)
Things like cauliflower, witlof, andive, kales, spinage, carrots (which the Dutch made orange), red cabbage etc.

We have a lot of fish based dishes, with mussels, eel, cod, salmon and raw herring being the most important. On images you always see Dutch people eating raw herring with onions.

A lot of things from Indonesian food has been integrated into our cuisine. Especially peanut sauce based food.


We also have our own festive food. Like oliebollen (which doughnuts are based on) and appelflappen. And the Christmas bread with almond Germans also eat.
In the Netherlands you also have a lot of pancake houses. And small pancakes called poffertjes.

>>76102560
Dutch aged cheeses are best dishes ever 2bh. Too bad it's hard to get them here.

>>76102560
And we're the reason why chocolate bars and modern chocolate drinks exist.

>>76102907
Actually, because we seperated the cocoa powder we just ensured it could be mass produced. Instead of it being a product of the elite.

>>76101668
Its ok when you are drunk

Its bufet tier cuisine

>>76097543
Is Greek food better?

>>76101608
Leyenda negra hasta en los chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ci_gv7qVo

>>76098286
That's cassoulet

>>76101608
only euskal herria, without them theres no stars

>>76105042
>Alles door elkaar
Lekker multiculti, wel typisch Nederlands. Geen waardeoordeel. De leegte in me grinnikt

cheeky cunt pepiks steal gulash and other dishes then sell it in prague as theirs, call their cuisine great

>>76107157
damn golaž really is good

>>76106943
Zo ziet het er ook op het gemiddelde Nederlandse bord uit. Hup, alles door elkaar.

Believe me I'm under no illusions we are a culinary country but Germany is green? really?

>>76107651
You might want to learn how to read a map mate

>Balkans is red

okay, what have you actually tried from here?

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>unhealthy
yea sure, good luck to show pig head into microwave.

>>76097463
>Cyprus is red and Greece is blue
Nigger its the exact same food

>>76108540
well yours has some turkish buthhurt embedded in it

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>>76097463
why do you think that of estonia

>>76101751
>>76101668
>>76097694
given how popular Doner is in Europe I think they are lying

>>76098759
Swedish meatballs

>>76107929
Went to a Bosnian restaurant. Their most advertised dish was "cevap"(lmaoo totally not copied )and it was basically a shitty kebab in sausage form.

>>76097694
>Half of their """cuisine""" is turkish cuisine.
lol no
your cuisine is half Greek, not the other way around.
In any case, I agree with you that OP is a fag.

>>76101668
I like it. Eat it almost every week.

>>76097508
9/10 opinion OP
Spain should be blue and we're good.

>>76101668
It's drunk food and that's all