/Pals/

That finnish trap is so fucking pretty I wish I was her

Someone give me the profile of this Turkish milf

>>76092020
>pals
No more cp?

>>76092133
he's just a newfag that can't fucking make OP's

This thread is claimed for my future qt European bf

>>76092186
Do you have a penis

>>76092186
that would be me

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>>76092080

I wanna so bad fap to the finnish trap...

I'm so fucking sad I can't even shitpost, I'm almost out of cigs and food...

>>76092421
>>76092080
Why are there so many tranny fetishists in this general? What is wrong with you?

>>76092508
I'm a tranny

The trap isn't even real its a catfish

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>>76092548
lies

>>76092508
>Why are there so many tranny fetishists in this general? What is wrong with you?
"open minded people" would tend to be in "open minded places"

But I'm not open minded, I can't even accept that I'm gay sometimes

>>76092548
Didn't knew that
fug

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>9/10 Albanian QT messages me

>>76092628
Fucking catfisher

;-;

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>>76092734
its not me account though btw

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>>76092691

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>>76092798
Fug

Found a qt from Netherlands Antilles.
She also plays violin.

Jfc my account won't activate and I cant delete it because it needs be active for 7 days

>>76093046
get out of my territories monkey

>>76093046
Oh yeah I saw that girl, pretty qt and I thought of posting her here due to rare flag

Requesting nudes of the Turkish MILF that Aquafresh acquired.

>>76093046

Are you going to have sex?

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>>76093254
since you dont want to give away your oneitis, post this chicks profile, its gonna be uma delicia.

>>76093386
Nah, I'm on Interpals just to practice my English and Japanese conversation, share culture and who knows make friends (hard part).

>get message from Finn grill without even sending one
What is this

>>76093580
Is it the trap?

>>76093610
not THE trap
perhaps it's a different one

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>>76093642
bost brofil

>>76093975
it's on the list

Just got a message from a Thai GUY
Hmmmmm

>>76094015
>the list
I've been absent here lately(and I'm also new), what the fuck are you talking about?

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=704855306284482560

>>76094095
THE list
if you crossreference it with the flag script you'll find me right away desu

>>76094179
The fuck are you on about

Can I sleep with this boy who said likes me and dump him afterwards

>>76094452
Is it okay to do

>>76094452
dump him or his corpse?

>>76094452
/devilish/

STOP FUCKING UP THE GOD DAMN TITLE YOU FUCKING REETARDS

>>76094179
Forget it, I'm drunk

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>>76094503
this

>>76093975

/Pashatriceps

>>76094452
You should do that with me :3

This site makes my peepee go crazy :^)

>>76094591
The other one

Are you the trap, finnbro?

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>3 months

>>76094652
Ok post profile

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>>76093046
get the FUCK away from her

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>>76094717

>The other one

There's more?

>>76094452
He'll probably thank you since he's only saying he likes you.... to fuck you

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>>76094899
I don't know

>>76094919
Yeah probably
I don't wanna hurt anyone I just wanna get laid

>>76095061
/yume_gt?

>>76095145
stop LARPING

>>76095145
Are all girls in Korea this slutty? You guys need to get a grip

>>76094767
/ripinpiece

>>76093401
/EllevanPraag

/HatsuneMiku

>>76095319
What the fuck she looks like she's almost 30

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>>76095319
>>76094848
I SAID GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER

>>76095428
She's mine now

>>76095428
She's mine now

>>76095238
No and no
>>76095206
Sorry

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>>76095428
too late carlos

>>76095156
nope

>>76095513
Seriously though, it's not healthy pretending to be a girl

>>76094452
창녀 역겹다

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>>76095614

So I've registered on penpals for a couple of months and the only person who cntacted me was japanese bot.
Is it normal to scroll through profile pages without having your own photo on this site?
And any tips in finding suitable interlocutors?

>>76095614
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
한번만 해보려고 한다.. 너도 섹스 좀 해라

>>76095845
Try sending messages

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>>76095880
Too shy for this.

>>76095614
>>76095871
Banter

>>76095871
대신에 나랑 섹스하자~ 너희 부모님은 자랑스러워 하실거야

>>76095911
Then get drunk and try again

>>76095845
you wont get anywhere unless you have a picture on your profile

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>>76095911
do you happen to have username like typicalrussiannamenumbernumbernumber

>>76095845
Get a profile picture or everyone will ignore you, make a good profile of interests and stuff too. Put yourself in the other person's shoes; would you click on you?

Viewing profiles will get some messages. Sending messages will get more messages. The worst that'll happen is they won't respond, and the only way to build confidence is trying

>>76096000
응 안해~ 나이스 digit~

>>76096011
>>76096082
I have a pic on my page, but it's not a photo of me. Also I wrote pretty much about myself, my interests and other stuff with even external links like they do in those popular pages.
>>76096051
No, mine one is definitely better than this shit that you've described.

Listen up you goddamn gooks. If I see one more word of your squiggly line language I will fly off to Korea and strangle you.

>>76096302
hot

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This app "howhot" gave me a 6.1/10

>>76096302
Filthy slut

hahaha
I only did it once, you should have some sex too

have sex with me instead~ your parents will be proud

yeah nah, nice digits

you still up for strangling though?~

>>76096367
Yes, until you are lifeless and can no longer post in the thread

>>76095296
why does it show you from spain?

>Hi anon, you have a cute name. :)
t-thanks

>>76096292
put a photo of you, otherwise you look like a weirdo

>>76096113
서울 살고 있니? 나이스 digit 보여줄게~

>>76096416
cum on over big boi

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>>76095428
sorry pal, Ill see how far I can go.

>>76095296
you're kinda cute, put some effort into dressing better and I bet you could do real well

>>76096426
I just wanted to know why /setuko saw that profile right after I posted it. Is she actually from here?

That profile is one fake that I don't use it.

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First one with dubs decides what i reply, please keep it so i dont get banned

>>76096672
How does your country even exist? lol

>>76096672

>ayy bb want sum fuk?

>>76096302
Hi Estonian

>>76096672
vilnius more like vilniass lmao

>>76096672
Tell me about Mindaugas II

>>76096672
Wilno is Polish

>>76096672
I'm Norwegian, can I drill you for oil?
Please respond

I uploaded a new pic. Why did IP deleted them all?
Am I too ugly for Interpals?

>>76096346
>mfw it put me at age 33

This is concerning

>>76096672
WILNO NASZE KURWA

>>76096727
hello

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>>76096624
oh I see, I dont use fake profiles. the dude from your pic seems to be already balding xD , Ill pm you.

>>76096681
>>76096710
>>76096714
>>76096735
>>76096741
>>76096760
>>76096786
>>76096830

So far im leaning towards; I'm Norwegian, can I drill you for oil?
Please respond

In case of no dubs, i'll go with that

>2017
>Not flirting with and teasing sexually frustrated virgin Muslim qts

>>76096884

Go with that.

>>76096884
That'll do
Ask her why she goes after nordicks

>>76096803
For me it was my right age.
What about the attractiveness level?

>>76092421
Smh Vinny

>>76096954
7.1

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>>76096672
Hey;) How is life in russia?

>>76096803
>age 33
>tfw it's only a few years away
;_;

>>76097048
this one please

>>76096910
>>76096937
>>76097048
>>76097170
she still hasnt replied ;_;

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what the fuuuuuuuuuggg
Why don't this site showing profile pictures?
I uploaded some my photos, but I get an error and no longer see my profile photo
Not one or two people with the same problem as me
>http://forum.interpals.net/forum/interpals/site-help-feedback/2989762-profile-pictures-not-showing

I rebooted the my computer and logged in again, but it was useless.
And I deleted all of my history and cookies, but it was useless.
Fuck this damn site

>>76097276
it's the ugly people filter

>>76097276
soo
post your profile pictures here?

>>76097276
Try to remove them and add them back up again.

>>76097276
Try to add them and then remove them again

>>76097276
I resolved my problem by deleting the pic and upload again.

>>76097276
프로필 사진 앨범 <-> 새로운 사진 앨범
이렇게 사진들을 두 앨범에 옮기는 것을 반복하다보면 고쳐진다..

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>>76097394
>>76097434
>>76097437
Of couse I tried it first
But it was useless..

>>76097526
did you try to turn it off and on again?

>>76097500
문제가 하나 더있다 영어를 잘 못해서 안적었는데 사진을 이것저것 바꿔서 올리다보니 보이긴하는데 그게 2분을 못가서 다시 사라지고
가장 중요한건 대화를 할려하면 내가 말을 치고
보내는 순간 모든 사진들 또 다 사라짐 씨발 좆같은 사이트

>>76097526
Now my problem is that every time someone sees my profile, the pictures start to be invisible

>>76097617
Of course I deleted my pictures dozens of times and uploaded them again.
But in less than 2 minutes, all picture disappears again

>>76097788
give me your account info and i'll fix the problem

>>76097788
I'll try to wait a few hours.
Now I'm losing qts.

>>76097788
If you just made an account, you can just make a new one and copy paste everything over. That might seem like a shitty way to go about it, but if you've tried everything it couldn't hurt

>>76097627
zz zㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 너 누구냐
사진 순서랑 앨범커버 바꾸는 것도 방법 중 하나다

>>76097998
그래 지금은 밤이 깊었으니 일단 자고 내일 니가 가르쳐준대로 해봄
그래도 안되면 씨발 접는다 좆같은 사이트>>76097824
But it can not be posted here because of personal information
everyone see my id

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She stupid, what now?

>>76097966
Sure I tried it tooI created a new account and moved it, but the error did not disappear

>>76098165

>give sex pls

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>>76098165
ask her if she likes strong autistic norwigians or weak betas lithuanians.

>>76097276
Hmm

>>76098165
>please reapond

lol thats cute

>>76098423
i asked one why there were so many ladyboys in thailand, the other idk what she wrote
>>76098284
>>76098301
im considering this; ask her if she likes strong autistic norwigians or weak betas lithuanians.

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>accidentaly clicked someones profile twice

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>>76098459
ok, I deleted my question because I made a mistake and didn't think you would answer that fast

>>76098566
I think I have messaged some gooks several times just because I can't tell them apart

>>76098566
Time to delet and go outside :((

>>76098667
its okay ligo, i didnt even notice the mistake before now

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Do you guys delete all your messages or do you let them accumulate? I don't want to use the "read all" option because then it'd seem like I read the message and didn't bother responding.
Or do you guys just talk to the ones you find attractive?

>>76098764
i read them all because i cant handle having any +1

>>76098260
Korean lad, I solved mine now. Delete your picture. Install new browser and open interpals in the new browser and upload pics. Done

>>76098764
just talk to the pretty ones and ignore the rest

Also that turk girl is crazy

>>76098165
i want to extract your precious natural resources

>>76098834
this desu

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>>76098764
>those germans
>how to make friends
>symptoms of cannibalism
>socialism

>>76098907
Yeah I asked her how her day was and then she wouldn't shut up

>>76098764
Is yenaisbae interesting?

>>76098764
>Ivan
>US flag
:thinking:

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>>76098764

i get 0,5 messages a day so its dont big problem

>>76099014
She has good English, makes me doubt she is Korean.

>>76098764
Stop stealing my qt

>>76099089
Which one

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>>76098764
:^(

>>76099166
Are you the anon without a picture?
You should make your profile image a small comic, that way people will want to view your profile to read it.

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>>76099166

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>>76098764
All those messages from a day ago, who else suicidal here?
>>76099074
Post profile pekka.

>>76099253
hey hey, I love you Finn

>>76099166
why would you even bother writing just "hi"? Thats just as bad as all the girls on the site

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I asked you guys a question, I didn't ask you guys to view my profile

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>>76099263
post youre

>>76098165
>thais
men för fan Olof

>>76099336
What are your thoughts on the true Finns party?

>>76099297
I was just dumb but when I sent that I've got a message that I can't chat and have to reactivate account or smthing like that, it was helpful luckily for me anyway
>>76099241
My prof pic is slightly depressive, I thought that's suitable

>>76099415
>>76098165
Also
>learning polish
kek

>>76099415
tore da, den ene sa at jeg var pene oyne, den andre provde jeg å få til og fortelle meg hvorfor det er så mange transer, men så visste hun ikke- Spurte så om jeg likte transer, og om jeg mente at hun så ut som en

>>76099456
;)

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>>76099436
its truer finnic now than couple days ago

>>76099436
>true Finns party
I don't think someone can have opinion on something that doesn't exist

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>>76099493
>>76099495
Oh yeah I was getting confused, I mean the Finns party

Hello /cp/ how is everybody?

>>76099983
horny

>>76099983
horny

>>76099983
good now that u r here bebe

>>76099983
Bored af

>>76099437
Even if you find it suiting, people don't want to talk with someone without a picture. Best you can do is make them laugh and want to read through the rest of your profile.

>>76100016
>>76100083
>>76100104
>>76100131
wanna have some fun?
(no homo) ;)

>>76100339
Sure, post nudes and give us a quick update.

>>76098764
>how to take screenshot
>socialism
i know its troll but holy shit

>>76100339
go for it silvio

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>>76100339
sure! =) but only non homo fun

>>76100339
yes
(inget bögeri)

>>76100145
>without a picture
With random picture but not of himself.
Ok, I'll take then any of your funny pictures that you'll guys suggest me itt, but not those which can be the reason of my ban.

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>>76100456

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>>76100456
use this

>>76100456
>>76100145

I had no problem talking to people without a picture.

But yeah something funny would be better.

>>76100525
But I had :c

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>>76100556
fine

>>76100376
http://imgur.com/a/LApwh
Quite disappointing shot from Canadian but whatever it takes

Life is okay, been enjoying some normie company.
How about you portubro?

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>>76100630
Danke

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>>76100744
>finger in asshole

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>>76100744
>http://imgur.com/a/LApwh

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>>76100744
Honestly can't tell if it's a man ass or not

>>76100744
Damm, she looks pretty tight, thanks lad.

Yeah, I've been talking quite a lot with my ruskie qt now (like all day) and have stopped talking to the side qts.
We also talked about irl gf/bf's and we both admitted to not having any, which is ... good to know.

/shinespark

Here you go you tranny fetishists

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ouch

>>76092164
>>76090214
Can you post her profile please?

>>76101425
is she referring to r9k or is she calling you emotionless?

>>76101456
she is angry i didn't send her a handwritten letter, just gifts.

Jesus fucking Christ this site is pure shit and support is apparently too busy getting nudes from qts to help me

>>76101550
Welcome to interpals.

>>76101523
Well it's kind of cute that she was hoping for a hand written letter more than any gift
also kind of rude that she is being mean after you gave her gifts

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>tfw you look bydlo so only girls who are into bydlo macho types message you but in fact you are autismo at heart

I'm sick of this.

>>76101523
>not sending a hand-written letter
what are you, a machine?

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>>76101550
I don't even have pics on my profile because the website is all fucked up.


>>76101630
Had to change this picture because of you.
I was about to post that one until it said that stuff about duplicate imagesm

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>>76101682
Mediterranean hivemind

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>>76101630
>only get messages from poles and sweboos

>>76101670
apparently, a robot
>>76101624
the gifts haven't arrived yet. she sent me a notebook with cute doodles and texts, so i can imagine she hoped for something similar.

>>76101550
>*shares nudes with you*
>don't hate the playa, hate the game

It does sometimes seem like the site was coded by 4 different indian companies that could only speak English between themselves.

>>76101721
Are you the boyish Swede? If so, you can pick up a lot of goth girls.

t. former boyish goth

*går in i tråden och pratar svenska*

>>76101825
Probably not him, idk

>>76101865
Försvinn REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76101908
haha aa

>>76101865
*Berikar dig*

>>76101425
REEEEEEEEEEEEEDE

>>76101261
That's cute of you. How does she make you feel? :3

>>76101908
The one who whom I messaged on Interpals

>>76101943
snälla var amerifv

>>76101943
Nej, jag berikar dig :^)

>>76101976
Nope, I haven't message anyone from Turkey

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börk börk börlk

>>76101973
>That's cute of you.
Well, she said "your gf is going to kill me", so it wasn't as autistic as I made it sounds.

I dunno, I've been trying to only fap to her cuz I feel bad fapping to porn, but I still feel I could get someone better, you know?
I'm not full oneitis with her, yet.


She's, by far, the best girl I've ever met, irl or online, btw.

>>76102007
Vad är amerifv?

>>76102048
Vi kan berika tillsammans

>>76102192
amerikansk flickvän

>>76102102
>I dunno, I've been trying to only fap to her cuz I feel bad fapping to porn, but I still feel I could get someone better, you know?
I know that feel.
Actually, it's more than nothing is as hot as masturbating to (or even together with) a girl who is also into you. A blurry pic of her titties is better than some 4K video of plastic boobs.

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>>76102192
>Vi kan berika tillsammans

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What do I say to her?

>>76102368
>are you racist?

>>76102368
cool, got snapchat?


>>76102356
Well, she's 17, so I'm not even looking to get nudes, but I've been fapping to the cute pic she sends me.
I guess I just like feeling like I own her, like she's mine (in a gf kinda of way, ofc). Makes me cum buckets quick.

>>76102368
Tell her you only prefer people with green eyes also and her poopy brown eyes don't make the cut.

>>76102368
I've green eyes and wouldn't like that anyone talks to me just because of this.

>>76102460
>Makes me cum buckets quick.
could also be due to the fact that she's 17 :)

>>76102368
>green
>not blue or gray
bwah

>>76102627
I'm the nazi, it's perfectly legal, lad ;)
Only reason I don't have a younger qt is cuz they bore me to death, tbqh.

>>76102672
Green is the most beautiful eye color.

>>76102707
Brown is actually

>>76102102
Try not to orbit too much around her, drifting a bit into oneitis is okay, don't make it full blown.

>>76102707
I have green eyes actually and can't agree with you
>>76102809
Brown is ugliest eye color ever

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=653269592157356032


Who needs muscles?

>>76102874
>all third world trash

wew

>>76102874
spooky

>>76102874
Feminine belly tbqh

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>btw, are you single?

>>76103013
this post gave me a proper chuckle

>>76102823
Well, I'm only looking for a serious relation, and this is the only interesting girl on IP that seemed to be into that. Fortunately, we also agree on quite a lot of things. (not enough, though)

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>I don't have many friends, so I would love to seek another way to do so!
I am also super awkward and antisocial, which is probably why I am not good at making friends. I apolgize way too much for things, but I hope to get better with my social skills. :-)

>>76092020
Post dealbreakers for when women message you and you decide to not respond
>Most asian chicks, especially thais
>hijabi (exceptions are made for hijabis with seductive pics)
>"Hey want to help me learn english?"
>Western/westernized skanks

Basically just leaves latinas and hungry muslim girls I guess.

wow, look that /mu/ /lit/ /pol/ /tv/ core

such wow

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=653269592157356032


wow
but better than 90% of the profiles that I've ever seen

>>76103058
I couldn't find sweat.jpg but this worked out just fine

>>76103163
>shit level English aka being unable to get my lame puns and jokes
>way too formal or polite talk like I'm some kind of senpai
>people who think small talk in dutch is language exchange
>long ass introductions about themselves without a single question like they've just dropped a resume on your desk
Basically mostly Asians

>>76103102
Remember you two live far tho and she's 17 so won't be able to travel for a while yet.
Are you ready for a ldr?

>>76103292
the bear was perfect

>>76103343
no u :3

>>76103013
Well... are you ?

>>76102874
FUCK this person lives really near to me. Now I've viewed some ultra homos profile. Thought it was gonna be a hot grill

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>>76103532
kek

>>76103479
depends who's asking

>>76103013
>Turkish girl asks me this during a 20 questions esque game over whatsapp
>Take a gamble eventually, send he a pic of my bulge
>Proceeds to go nuts, crazy horny, demanding me to "Show me that cock!"
>Tells me how bad she wants me, to "fuck her mouth while pulling her hair" and whats to swallow my cum
>Diamonds, this is the most dirty a girl ever spoke to me
>ask her for a pic
>"Maybe later anon"
>never hear from her again, doesn't respond

did I get rused..?

>>76103163
>asks for your name when it's written in your profile
>asks a question in the first message that can be answered by reading the profile
>posts on your wall instead of sending a message
>has brightly colored dyed hair

>>76103658
You got scammed
Get over it mate

>>76103658
Why don't you niggers listen to me when I tell you that t*rkish girls are trash

>>76103316
No, I'm not.
Tbqh, this is my plan B. My plan A is to get an irl qt that's a few years younger than me (preferably below 20 when I marry her) when I'm 24-30 (after finishing my education) so I can get as many kids as possible with a quality women.

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>>76103658
>Take a gamble eventually, send he a pic of my bulge

kek, absolute madman, let's see the convo

>>76103658
you showed your cock to a turkish homo

>>76103628
... me

>tfw no int gf

>>76103718
>Writing anything on your profile
unnecessary desu
>has brightly colored dyed hair
Strongly agree, though sjw types never message me anyway

>>76103771
That would be me

>>76103744
I like crazy.

>>76103755
Sorry pal, but I hardly doubt you'll ever find some chick who wants to marry before being 20 and flush down the toilet any sort of ambition or carreer to have n kids this early

>>76103857
Yeah, I know, it's hard to find good woman now a days.
I will probably have to extend my search to 24-40, tbqh.

I just want like 12 kids >:c

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>>76102874
That's actually my stomach but I at least have a six pack
Can I make it?

>>76103919
H-how are you gonna maintain such a large family?

>>76103741
How is it a scam if they don't scam me? I had a similar dilemma when a brazilian girl did the same over skype. (voice call)

Some girls just love seeing dicks, but you could be right that it was fake..
>>76103744
the med types love me for some reason
>>76103765
>posting my big cock to homochan
No thanks, also can't be bothered, I've basically summed it up already
>>76103771
Maybe, but the way she wrote was so quintessentially female that it's hard to tell. And "pull my hair" makes me feel like it was actually a girl, but I could just be stupid.

>>76104011
Wine and bread, wine and bread ;^)

My family has quite a few properties and that will come into my possession soon and my career should be enough to afford a comfy rural life for at least 6 kids.

>>76104011
I bet he'll move north and collect those gibmedats by the dozen

>>76103982
pic or GFTO

>I don't do nudes
>Sends unsolicited the next day
k..

>>76104098
Wish my papa gave me a comfy rural life. Imho best children number is 4

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>>76104122
sorry, gypsy girl, but I'm actually planning on following a military career instead of fleeing my country when war starts ;^)

>>76104217
Hum, I've lived in the city my entire life, lad.
My plan is to move to the country side when I start a family (should still be able to work in the city cuz our cities aren't too big).

>>76104197
That's too lewd for my liking

Ew fuck she's a roastie

>>76104269
Does the military career pay much over there? Or am I missing some piece

Is Thailand part of Oceania? Running the script with OC included gets me more thai shits

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>tfw I started copypasteing the same opener to every girl

"Favorite Books
MANY...
Favorite Quotes
MANY"

does it mean "I've never read a single book and don't know any quote", right?

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>>76104651

copypasting*

>>76104675
Right,

>>76104675
Probably.

>>76104540
probably more than the UCK

>>76104540
Yeah, I'm planning on entering the military academy, so I should get a pretty well paying job (close to 2k atm) when I'm done, and the I want to study IT, so there's always the civ market if I need it.

>tfw getting so many messages I can't focus on my series
reeeeeee succubi gooooo

>make a stupid blank no image profile and message girls with dumb bullshit and they still message back and get hooked

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What is /cp/ feasting on today then?

>>76105885
just enjoyed some cold whole milk myself

/AnastasiaK

Is she some kind of luxury whore?

>>76105885
your qts

>>76105955
Why don't you ask her?

>>76105885
Your mother's pussy.

>>76105955
I asked her about Bane
Let's see if she replies

>>76104675

Right

>>76105374
I hope you don't ruin my country too much when you come here ;-;

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>>76105947
Whole is the patricians choice

>>76105961
>>76106091
Pic related

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tragic

What's your immediate turn off for a girl ?

for me it's

>Learning Russian

>>76106367
It's not even one of their best songs

>>76106470
>being this butthurt about russia

>>76106470
Learning Korean

Favorite music:
-Kpop

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>>76106470

>I love Korea! ~~

>>76103793
>tfw no /cp/ gf to shitpost with

>>76106470
She just have to be russian

I sure do hate Russia

>>76106165
hey bro, where you from? I just spent 3 months in Ukraine.

>My no Russian gf senses are tingling

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Stupid interpals.
I still don't have my pictures available.