/brit/

british music? not a fan

anime? not a fan

Yanks? not a fan

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really made me think

Pogba? big fan

anyone really like the way their cock + balls feel when they are
a) shaved
b) semierect

ofc the problem is that it doesnt stay semierect for long since i love feeling and rubbing it so much

>>76090334
>shaved
Fuck off nonce

>>76090334
no man what the h*ck are you gay or sumit?

>>76090317
he always looks so manly and threatening in photos from this angle. like he'll put you out of business just for looking at him.

videogames? not a fan

>>76090334
I really like the way it feels when a girl is touching my cock and balls 2bh

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i'm never gonna get a job lads

>>76090334
shaved my willy for the first time in my life last night, only ever trimmed it with scissors yearly before
still not clean shaven going to see if I can get the rest off tonight

>>76090363
just feels nicer

i only shave it when im single cause i know girls would laugh at me, im not gay

>>76090405
>girls would laugh at me
they really don't lad, i find they quite like it

>>76090396
girls don't like clean shaven
t. part time non-virgin

>>76090405
>girls would laugh at me for not shaving my bollocks
>I'm not gay
No but ye might be a virgin

>>76090437
not a virgin
just haven't had sex with a woman yet

Flight was delayed by loads but I finally got to China. It's excessively humid but the airport is really nice so it'll be a good place to wait for my connecting flight.

Leave Barron alone

>>76090454
ari la

>>76090449
This post has send my neurons flinging around my noggin at unprecedented speed

Wir kannten nicht sein unerhörtes Haupt,
darin die Augenäpfel reiften. Aber
sein Torso glüht noch wie ein Kandelaber,
in dem sein Schauen, nur zurückgeschraubt,

>>76090454
are you staying there?
im v curious to know what China is like tbqh

>>76090422
have had girls complain about getting pubes in their mouth when sucking my willy

love precum, hate cum. simple as

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/874771618920366081

Ah so Muslims observing Ramadan and cooking food after midnight stared the fire.

>>76090334
have never shaved my googlies

Do feel for Farron.
We are in McCarthy territory for trying to root out the Christians in society.

>>76090396
you will regret your clean shaven crotch within a week. talcum power can take the edge off, but it is very uncomfortable

>>76090472
just experimented a few times
not gay

>>76090477
>not being clean shaven means you've got to be a fucking cave man
Can't believe i post with you retards

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>these threads
really?
is this fun for you?

>>76090334
what is the point of posts like this?

>>76090475
No I'm not leaving the airport, just a quick in-out. Was going to be a 6hour layover but I've only got 3hrs to wait now because of the delay from Melbourne which is good I guess. 13hour flight to Europe though NOT looking forward to that.

>>76090454
alri guangzhoulad

>>76090506
dont get this meme
ive cleanshaved my crotch a few times, never had any pain or discomfort

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>>76090528
howdy pardner

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barbs and car

>>76090521
sucking on a lemon slice?
state of that face

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why do all jobs require "experience"

>>76090528
encourages debate lad. look at all the pubeposting going on now

>>76090477
alri small dink aha

>>76090542
Alri

>>76090486
Ah yes the classic 4chan stalker case

>>76090565
>get experience
>"sorry you don't have enough experience"

>>76090560
She died in the tower. Show some respect.

>>76090578
how's it being back home zhang

>>76090565
>why do people giving you money to do something expect you to be able to do that thing?
gee, I wonder
bet that £30,000 piece of paper is proving well handy right now

>>76090477
ive had guys complain about getting my hair in their mouth cause its so long it covers my mouth sometimes

>there are some virgins ITT who have never experienced a relationship where a girl would be up for sex any time you wanted it

bit pathetic

>>76090591
Reeeeeee

sat outside enjoying the sun and i can barely see the screen

>>76090521
all that make up on the forehead too.
like she left a face peel on and plastered over it

>>76090603
well gay

>>76090608
oddly specific, could've just stopped at "relationship"

>>76090565
most don't, they just say that so they can turn away absolute mongs

applied and got 3 jobs that needed a years experience in areas I'm clueless in, just need to be urself ah

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>>76090586
couldn't give a toss.

>>76090486
>go to 4chan
>find out you have a stalker
>"oh those silly boys" :3

>>76090617
upside down sunglasses lad. discovered it on holiday when i was on the beach trying to shitpost. sounds mental but you'll thank me.

>>76090475
ask me
t. china expert

Iraq will pay for setting fire to that tower.

>>76090617
Business idea: replace the sun with a giant computer screen

did the 'virgin walk past the zebra crossing even though you need to cross because you don't want to bother the drivers' ahaha state of me

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>>76090671

>>76090671
paki

branding myself a virgin

>>76090707
why are runts like this never the ones that get their heads chopped off by pakis? always has to be some productive member of society instead

>'He survived Assad only to be killed in a tower block in London': First victim of Grenfell fire is Syrian refugee Mohammed al-Haj Ali

Telegraph cannot leave the Lion of Damascus alone for one minute

>>76090716
do you know where you are?
what were you expecting here?

>>76090726
pretty sure it was mostly p*kis who died in the fire

pay attention to me im american

>>76090637
what jobs?
>>76090601
but how can you get experience in the first place if all the jobs ask for experience? it's a cycle
and i went to uni because i had no clue what to after a levels
still have no clue really
not expecting a cushy job or anything but it's a bit annoying seeing everything needing experience

>>76090716
Need a hug?

>>76090737
Is China pro or anti-Assad. Need to know before I post an opinion on this.

>>76090745
Shame it wasn't you, Abdul

>>76090689
wondering about how hostile people are to foreigners generally

>>76090682
ayy me too la'
although im Oxford - going to a proper prole college though, so i dont think ill feel to out of place

what can I do for fun lads? usually I smoke and drink with friends but they're not around and I can't afford booze and fags. can't be fucked to wank either.

bit of a strange feeling haha, don't know what to do with myself

>>76090755
wow, what fail. Usually people ignore my superior and very common flag.

>>76090757
you supposed to get a job straight after college/sixth form because then they cater for you, what you've done by going to uni is voluntarily put a 3-year hole in your CV, in which you could've been working

have stuck my willy in fanny before but still consider myself a virgin

seriously in need of a yank gf

>>76090743
witty banter and amusing ribbing
not edgy chaff

>>76090789
<fags

You're as bad as fags calling them butts.

They're filtered ciggies. Dipshit.

not in possession of friends

>>76090789
read a book mate or go for a walk or watch a film or summat
normie things, yknow

>>76090797
t. idiot

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>tfw too sensitive for life

playing stealth games on K is a pointless endeavour

>>76090789
Sing

>>76090838
lol get a job

>>76090813
why

>>76090797
i did look at jobs back then, same stuff with "experience" applied, sent off applications to a few and got rejected

>>76090847
if youre sniffing k and are still able to do things then youre doing it wrong

Why don't you all get jobs?

Fucking layabouts

>>76090887
can't get a job because i have no experience

*gives you an amusing rubbing*

>>76090844
it's just banter mate cheer up ;)
*knees you in the bollocks*

>>76090887
I'm on my lunch break sweetie

>>76090874
hes a chubby chaser and a scat fetishist

>>76090847
ketamine is fucking shit Tbh

never EVER want to find myself in a khole again

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>>76090919

>>76090883
first bump in a few months
assumed I still had a tolerance, suppose I don't
or it might be the 4 stone I've lost since
can't think

>>76090887
no experience
can't drive
no connections

>>76090937
Handsome lad

>>76090935
fanny

>>76090780
they would just follow the west but wouldn't feel so strongly about it - so anti-assad
>>76090786
I lived there for 10 years and experienced almost no hostility. tbf I was a cute blond kid so everyone liked me and wanted to feel my hair but even when I was older chinese people just seem to find you funny. they often seek you out to practice the little bit of english they know or ask where you're from
though this was in the north where there's less foreigners so you're more of a funny quirk and imo the people are a lot more friendlier and good-natured

Need a new book to read on holiday lads any suggestions? /lit/ is full of gays

>>76090937
where the FUCK did you get that photo of my bf?

>>76090986
How To Get Drunk And Talk To Girls And Actually Enjoy Your Holiday

>>76090986
A People's Tragedy: The Russian Revolution: 1891-1924

>>76090986
Why Nations Fail

>>76090900
>tfw attempted recruited (I can't construct this sentence properly) by Obamas secret service. They knew I wanted to be a pharmacist and left the right bread crumbs in the right places.

>>76090986
handbook of traditional living

>nignogs are claiming that the fire in London was ethnic cleansing
wew

>>76091010
>needing to be drunk to be able to talk to girls

oh my dayyyyzzzz

>>76091010
Ah yes, the spend thousand on a holiday and get blackout drunk all the time, sleep all day and forget it all meme

>>76091038
nothing wrong with ethnic cleansing

love the underground, londoners are the best people around

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497228914078.webm

>>76091042
I never implied such, simply getting drunk on holiday is fun on its own. Blame the English language
>>76091049
Yeah it's the best meme

>>76091069
thats the new york subway you stupid cunt

>>76090822
haha who led you to believe this was some fluffy pillow?
Very curious.
everyone hates everyone and themselves. we just about tolerate each other to talk shit here.
Just go to reddit. it's better for you

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What did he mean by this?

>>76091069
based london

>>76091069
seen a few pakis in this

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putting on weight again lads

>>76091042
Don't have to be drunk

Can just take coke intead

>>76091138
Good Lord why doesn't someone just take him out back and put him down

>>76091138
those are some big knobs

>>76091038
this cant be true. do you mean some random twat on your facebook feed or is there actually something documented?

>>76091162
zyzz was right about alcohol

>>76091153
teach me senpai

>>76091175
is there something wrong with him

If there was a chemical that would mimic the exact effects of alcohol except for hangovers and smelly shites, i would be drunk all the time. Such a great way to live life honestly

>>76091138
really nice kitchen
nice and bright with the skylight

>>76091190
It was live on BBC news m8. STarted claiming that it wasn't an accident that the renovations led to a more flammable building. "They don't want us living here".

>>76091153
:3

>>76091116
finally understand it after third read through

>>76090486
>temporary lockdown to prevent stalkers
bit late for that sweetie

>>76091153
*slaps your tummy*

hehehe

heh tough break kid.. but i'm curious, who led you to believe 4chan was some fluffy pillow?
We don't mess around here, lemme explain the rules:

1.everyone hates everyone and themselves
2.we just about tolerate each other to talk shit here

If you cant handle that than I guess Reddit is more your speed

>>76091197
Zyzz was a delusional freak with no women skills whatsoever. Standing above with his mates all topless at festivals and only 1 out of a thousand women would give him the time of day. Saddo
>>76091218
He's got schizophrenia the poor bastard

>>76091038
>cause a fire
>it was da whiteeez!

fucking niggers

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>>76091219
don't know about the shits but one of these bad boys in a pint of water before bed and you'll wake up fresh as a daisy

>>76091263
Wheres the fedora pic?

>>76091219
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11350365/Pop-a-sober-up-pill-or-guzzle-synthetic-booze-to-avoid-hangovers.html

>>76091038
He was claiming it was about class, not race
>>76091273
Might try it, but even still your quality of sleep is severely diminished

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>>76091264
It's been a long time since I've got to use this image.

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>Wheres the fedora pic?

>>76091203
just been scoffing lots of biscuits and crackers

Why do people watch Love Island? Seems like a bunch of turbonormies just having sex with eachother in some hotel? Triggers me desu

wew
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497344751637.webm

going to spend the summer in my room with the blinds down

Fire still going lads

>>76091310
Don't kid yourself. That area is almost exclusively non-white.

>>76091263
>1.
>2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T53herwD3yg
me out on the pull

>Zyzz
>Straight
The poor fella died at a chemsex sauna orgy with a cock up his arse

>>76091334
cute if i say so myself

>>76091346
Aye but he said it was about the difference in incomes, not the ethnicities of people living there

>>76091330
I had crackers recently, with pickles, was very nice
I'd get some more but I need to eat the food I have right now before it goes off

>>76091352
the fucking state of her, they can keep her

>>76091365
He absolutely did not. He said something about "rich people" but we know fine rightly he doesn't believe it's rich blacks doing that shit.

>>76091319
Wow mate he can pull 5/10 drunken slags, what a fuckin ladies man

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all bunged up lads

work in 28 hours

>>76091403
>How can I prove I'm not jelly?
>I've got it! I'll double down!
kek

>>76091402
So you're putting words in his mouth that he never actually said

*beaches*

>>76091440
Hello nignog

*baps you*

>>76091422
*takes my willy out your bum*

is that better?

make it in the studio and not in the garage

>>76091397
we African Kings my N*gga
*puts my willy in a 100kg full time mummy*

>>76091478
it's so high quality it's like I am there

>>76091447
It's a stotty cake
Simple as

WHY ARE THEY BULLYING THE GOLDEN ONE??

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/875091931893825540

IT'S SOLID ADVICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guck9gUOIls

why is Skyrim the pedo modders game of choice?

>>76091466
Don't like darkies either but stick to the facts fucksake

>>76091521
fuck off billy elliot

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>76091478
would have no objection to having a little suck on that boobie

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new housemate is a fit girl

>>76091526
its because of how pompous and stupidly serious he is acting about a complete non-issue la'

Tummy is getting really hairy. Undecided on if I should trim it or not

>>76091526
>28 seconds ago

she's quick off the draw ain't she

London isn't even British it's full of JF cunts

>>76091447
never a muffin in NI
a muffin is a muffin
a roll or a belfast bap

>>76091526
don't know who that is

>>76091447
we call them squabbly bobblies

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>>76091560

1488 sig heil

>>76091526
why do you care what some tard on twitter says

>>76091565
didn't watch a second

>>76091560
make your move Tim

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got a special discount code for universitycustoms.com
thinking about maybe making my own flag

any ideas?

>>76091656
kekistan! kekistan!!!

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>>76091656

>>76091656
thoughts?

>>76091655
moving out next week
prediction: I never even speak to her

*runs towards you at an increasing pace*

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Well, have you?

>>76091656
Can't go wrong with a black background and something in foreign writing for a bit of the touch of the exotic

>>76091656
get the high of life weed flag

sod off brits

>>76091685
*stands my ground*

>>76091685
*braces for impact*

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>>76091686
wish I was a girl desu

life in 2017 must be amazing for them

The poster below me dreams about Tony Blairs cock in their arse

>>76091713
>>76091715
He's quantum now. Well done

>>76091686
bra too small, pushing her left boob up

>>76091725
social justice innit

>>76090486
what happened to them?

>this is the England's womens team
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497281038428.webm

fugg

>>76091725
Any white lad who tries to talk like a nigger deserves to get slapped anyway

>>76091777
when will koreans get some pride?

>>76091725
white boys owned

>>76091777
seeing this makes me reckon the comfort women went willingly

>>76091725
lmao they're barely landing a hit on him

>>76091777
this video becomes a lot less sexy when she turns to face the camera

>>76091546
t. nignog trying to it in

>>76091777
fucking terrifying when it turns round

looks like a cross between Jigsaw and Michael Jackson

>>76091800
>Pride
Y'all have got too much Jesus
Ladies oscillating their gluteus to music is a beautiful thing

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76091478
Ah yes that dollar sign will look class when she's 50

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manlet vision

mum had morphine for the first time the other day and she informs me it's "definitely a drug"

>>76091878
Not a currency.

>>76091911
thanks for the update, Barbara, better tell the NHS

fucks sake can smell my arse from here

smells like an arse

>>76091911
rofl mum's say the daftest things

>>76091906
i've always thought being a manlet would be a major advtantage walking behind girls wearing skirts up stairs and escalators etc

unfortunately i'm over 6ft ;_;

over 80kg manlet here
ama

wish I'd never been born

FUCKING FUMING for no reason again

>>76091960
probably 'cause your head's so far up it, mate haha
*finishes my pint*
mm
go on John mate, your round soppy-bollocks, get 'em in

Howling at crypto runts

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>>76091878
intredasting

>>76091960
on days off work i don't even wipe my arse, just hop in the shower at the end of the day

too much hassle

>>76091978
Any gains or are you just fat?
and how tall are you?

just going to buy some more iah

>>76091878
https://medium.com/@WhalePanda/i-was-wrong-about-ethereum-804c9a906d36

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doing a browse on indeed, lads

a cud argue wae sumbody fer aboot 20 minutes and then be lit "listen am no gonnae argue wae ye"

>>76092075
just fat
5'9-10

doing a listen for the ol' german comprehension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX1LTPV0QuA

Got my second night shift tonight lads

really really really don't want to do it. night shifts are horrible

>stopped going to the gym 2 months ago
>weigh less
>look significantly fatter

Hmph. Can't be doing with this.

>>76092101
might just put all my ETH into ICOs
always felt there was something off about ETH

>>76092161
_SKINNY
_K FAT
_I A
_N T
_N
DYEL

>>76092165
you should put it into normal currency and stop chasing the quick buck before you lose more money

*does SS and GOMAD*

>>76092183
reddit

aiming for summer 2019 here

hate being a northerner
wish I'd be born somewhere around London, had money and wasn't surrounded by pakis and inbred mongs

>>76092155
Used to work 7pm-7am nights, Didn't mind them in all honesty. Was more laid back

>>76092229
hmm... no

>>76092288
>London
>Not surrounded by pakis

I have some shocking news for you bud

>>76091447
>stotty

That isn't a roll

>>76092338
Bridie isn't a roll either, shit map

>>76092337
you obviously missed the 'had money' part of his post

>>76092294
not where i work

night shifts are 100mph and there's a fucking lot to do

>>76091447
Lardy cake is not a roll. Oggie isn't even a variety of food. I have never heard anyone say morning roll or most of these in my life.

I say roll or bap depending what's in it. for example tuna roll, bacon bap. don't ask why, couldn't tell you.

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Succumbing to the night

>>76092367
Nope I read it just fine. Never more than a stones throw from some pakis in London.

*steps out of the shadows*
*steps back into the shadows*

>>76091447
Barm is the correct answer

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hate catholics
hate micks
hate monarchs
love coups
love muskets

fuck off /balt/

>jfs nonce posting
*starts up fifa*

>>76092463
wrong

t. tarquinn who lives in the centre of the actual City of London and who hasnt talked to a brown fella for weeks

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>>76092588
>95% white in the centre

>>76092609
they're surrounded, need to build a wall fast

>You have to wait longer before reporting another post.
why? it's the same mong doing the same shit, how about you actually do something then I wouldn't have to keep r*porting

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mums getting depressed that i'm moving out, she just starts crying at random moments

>>76092650
>moving out
FONT

>>76092588
Must have not left your house then. I noticed you said you haven't spoken to a brown fella, if you look out your window you'll see plenty. Hell, I bet you would if you looked in the mirror

There's no such thing as "English blood"

This weird nonsense of associating ethnicity with blood seems really creepy to me. (Was 20th century fascism created by vampires?) Blood has only types and the rhesus factor, it doesn't possess ethnic specifications! This dumb "blood and soil" theory is the poison that prevents true national unity based on real things.

>>76092650
time for me to move IN (into your mum)

>Catch myself in the pooper mirror
Man I look fucking henk
This high protein low cal diet ive been eating is doing well
Saw some manlet Russians in the bar as well, feels gpod being an Anglo Uberman

>>76092700
fuck off civicuck

>>76092640
also hate this.
take note of the reckless jewing in the small print too.

>you wouldn't have to wait to help moderate our site if you paid us some gold

youve been visited by the queen of /balt/

>>76090454
Runt

Hope they find coke on you and execute you

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>>76092704
please do

she's lonely and sad all the time, prolly hasn't had a shag in the last decade

hang rorkes

>>76092733
now leave

>>76092763
>>76092763
>>76092763

>>76092765
calm down rorke

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dont understand the need to bulk
fat doesn't turn into muscle?

>>76092754
wrong'un

>>76092754
pics

i'd do all sorts to her

>>76092774
appropriate pic

>>76092700
Oh, so there's often not sound science behind old proverbs? Well, I'll be damned (I will literally be damned forever, just because you said that one thing). Haha oh wait you're just a retard who take things literally which clearly are not meant as such. Saying you have English blood just means you're proud to be culturally English. No one thinks when a doctor asks you your blood type you answer your nationality. Ponce

>>76092831
>English blood
>culturally English
Wrong, they're referring to genetics