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Neoliberal edition
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Fuck off kraut
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>>76087501
PLEASE be in London
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forgot Macron existed, what has he done so far?
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very drunk lads
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>>76087527
Snakey cunt trying to politicise disaster. Hope this cunt gets cancer
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>democrat tries assassinating a republican senator
>democrats later use this as a platform for gun control

It's almost like they're terrorists!
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>>76087493
fucking bruder
noice
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why are Anglos the only people capable of fighting and thinking for themselves?
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>>76087529
He was at the france-England game with Mrs may
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Marxists are inherently impotent. They don't have any self confidence in themselves to do better than other people on success, skill or talent alone as they know they'll be beaten by people better than them.

The only solution for them is to even the playing field entirely, so they stand a chance against some of the big dogs who would naturally do better than them unless equality was enforced
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>>76087465
what makes you believe that you don't?
I can understand willful co-operation of Stirner and Bakunin since working together is often in our interests, but this is a far cry from any variant of Marxism.
but I forget that the lefties here dance around in their opinions so much they might as well never touch the ground.
get a good laugh when people ITT try to act like Corbyn is some fascist who's going to purge all the immigrants or whatever in order to garner support from gullible single issue rorkes.
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>mfw Ireland loses its right to be an ethnically homogeneous country
Only Poland remains to be dealt with.
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>>76087529
give poland a stern warning
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Can't stop farting.

Simple as
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>>76087501
I'm not going to make it lads
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>>76087561
hmmmmm
dont think so mate
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>>76087529
Shook Trump's hand.
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>>76087344
these easily preventable deaths have nothing to do with capitalism and everything to do with authoritarian institutions (which communism falls under)

just another desperate commie smear job
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>>76087567
No one this is an argument it is willingfull co operstion between workers lad
>>76087561
Ah yes because everyone will be able to start a business
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>>76087599
Very hard
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>>76087601
But they aren't read the sources neoliberal runt xx
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>>76087601
What about distribution problems?
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i'm an aquarius and i tell everyone i don't believe in astrology but secretly i think the typical traits of aquarius fit me very well
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>>76087501
Who is this?
>inb4 she's younger than me
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>>76087589
simple as
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want to eat chocolate sauce and strawberries off charli xcx's genitals
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thEsE EAsILy prEvEntAbLE dEAths hAvE nOthIng tO dO wIth cApItALIsm And EvErythIng tO dO wIth AUthOrItArIAn InstItUtIOns (whIch cOmmUnIsm fALLs UndEr)

jUst AnOthEr dEspErAtE cOmmIE smEAr jOb
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>>76087626
what about them? it's not capitalists' fault that somalis starve each other or mugabe and the venezuelan runt seize farms and production facilities that then fall apart
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Love pints
Love pissing in the sink

Really can't make it any easier to understand
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>>76087571
>ireland
>country
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>>76087626
Even commies are all about money.

Just jeallous poor people
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>>76087538
it's social housing
it's hard not to politicise it desu + it's not exactly a left wing monopoly on politicising human tragedy
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>>76087602
>No one this is an argument it is willingfull co operstion between workers lad
baffling post
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>>76087667
Don't you have a bathroom
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>>76087602
You'd be able to if you were good at it
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Virgin van passing by the scene of the tower fire with text on its side saying 'are you ready to be moved?'
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>>76087660
Catalonia isn't real.
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>>76087697
>good at it
see: inherited start up capital
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>>76087697
if everyone starts a business then who's going to work?
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>>76087691
>it's social housing
So? Why the fuck does this cunt need to turn up with his entourage and camera crew?
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>>76087708

the "virgin van"
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>>76087696
The sink is in the bathroom
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>>76087726
the people who own their businesses
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subscribing to the virgin ideology
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>>76087708
Dianne Abbot is looking healthier.
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>>76087743
the advice they were given by the council probably killed 20-30 people
it's a political issue, stop pretending to be above it
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>>76087748
good la
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>>76087746
Unfortunately most businesses can't be run by one person. Learn economics xx
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Been driving for a month without car insurance. It's literally a victimless crime.
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>for his birthday, Donald Trump learns that he’s personally under investigation
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hate commies more than anything else on the planet
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>>76087602
you saying it is doesn't mean anything
just more rhetoric
of course every work has the same goal and they all happen to co-operate to the exact same ends forever! if only things could be so easy. no risk of mob rule or the tyranny of the majority here, or even demagogues rising above the heard to direct them towards whomever is the designated baddie for that 5 year plan.
same thing happens every time, same issues, but lets pretend everything is perfect.

low key every communist whispers under their breath that "if white anglo saxon Protestants tried it, it would work"
that's what they all think deep down the "wogs" are just test subjects for them, tools at best.
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>>76087748
Which virgin ideology is it?
You post a commie flag when you're talking about the guys who brang a van about immigration?

Just confused
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>>76087782
nonce
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>>76087765
You fucking apologist little paki twat.

We know why Corbyn is there. don't fucking kid yourself.
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business idea: socialism in one country
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>>76087786
fantastic news
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going on hunger strike until i get a gf
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>>76087786
How many scoops of ice-cream do you think he got, one for every year?
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>>76087805
woah
why is he there then?
(reminder if you're getting angry it's probably because you understand you're wrong)
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>>76087792
Lad wtf are you on about?
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>>76087791
why? they are nothing but fringe nowadays
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doing a virgin post
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>>76087745
Do Brits not have toilets
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>>76087818
hmm, like a sort of "national socialism"?
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Oh it's another Vietnamese shilling for communism
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>>76087786
doubt anything will come of this
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virginity is a social construct
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reminder that free market capitalism achieves everything that commies actually want
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>>76087823
hunger strikes are cool when handsome Irish Germans act it out.
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business idea: leave the house
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>>76087792
>ow key every communist whispers under their breath that "if white anglo saxon Protestants tried it, it would work"

low key this is exactly what Marx said brah just read it yourself dude
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>>76087851
Not socialist
>>76087818
Not possible
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>>76087830
Wrong about what? Have you just watched him on the news turning up and meeting a queue of carefully selected people blowing sunshine up his arse?
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>about to buy my first car
>£1300 insurance for Skoda Fabia 1.2
>23% APR if I go direct debit

Oh what the fuck
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some people are good at managing businesses, which contribute to the market and make many people satisfied, so make a well earned profit based on how much customers are willing to pay for goods

some people aren't good at running businesses and would struggle to independently contribute to the market therefore they become workers, being the backbone of businesses, creating the goods or servicing them, and should get paid at a level they'll be willing to work for- their employer needs workers and they need money, so it's a stable relationship

simple as
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>>76087911
>he thinks bosses are needed
Not under a planned economy xx
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>>76087892
are you sure you're not letting your hate of jeremy corbyn clouding your judgement? You said he was trying to politicise the event, i showed it was inherently a political thing, ergo you're wrong
gg
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anime
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>>76087932
Planned economies have NEVER done better than free market economies
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>>76087952
I'm saying it as I see it being broadcast to me on BBC News.

Corbyn will use this for political capital in the same way lefties do when it suits their agenda.
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commie block burns down
dead pakis
best day of my life
simple as
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>>76087979
great post
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>>76087979
Yes they have lad markets are inneficient and wasteful
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some old guy collapsed outside morrisons
split his head open
why are old people so fucking useless
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Thoughts on smoking?
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>>76087991
rorke
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So is the guy who shot a bunch of republicans in America a left wing terrorist then? Since every time someone shoots someone else the left cries that it is terrorism and should be counted as such. So does the boot fit the other foot?
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But one man is superior to another physically, or mentally, and supplies more labor in the same time, or can labor for a longer time; and labor, to serve as a measure, must be defined by its duration or intensity, otherwise it ceases to be a standard of measurement. This equal right is an unequal right for unequal labor.
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where did these lads come from?
they must know they wont change /int/ or /brit/
Fun though
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>>76088020
Assassin =/= terrorist
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>>76088074
from int
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>>76087903
bump where to get cheaper insurance than axani?
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>>76087952
I watched the same thing as him and I thought the same shit as he did. Don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second the Tories would have hesitated to do what he did, which is to cash in on peoples hardship for political gain. But that IS what he was doing, and he IS a scummer. On par with, if not even more so than Maybot.
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>>76088079
Yes what changes is the intent, and here the intent seems to be to terrorise republicans (from what I've seen)
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>>76087999
competition is inherently needed to increase productivity, establish rational prices, and the only way to secure its stability is private ownership of the means of production

command economies lead to massive shortages and surpluses, and severely limits individual freedom to operate. Not to mention that planned economies are subject to the political self interests of government officials, not on economic growth
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>>76088107
This image makes no sense
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>>76088123
then how do you explain the massive productivity and gdp ibcrease in the USSR during industrialisation
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>>76088079
Well I agree. It's just every time someone goes out and shoots a bunch of people, the left try to argue that it is terrorism. I'm wondering if they will argue the same thing when it's clearly radical left wing politics that motivated the attack
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Republic of Ireland is a breakaway province that must be reunited with Britain.
Thoughts?
>pic unrelated
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>>76088150
Oh yes wow the USSR wad a success wasn't it !
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>>76087979
free market never got a dog into space
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>>76087854
He's a canuck
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>>76088093
/int/ is right wing as fuck. We have an entire Eastern Europe and Russia and North Africa.
they're not from here.
Stink of reddit.
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>>76087867
I know what Marx says, and it only fuels the paternalistic arrogance of western socialists.
yet in a society where education is widespread, public health and welfare are both strong, and people are generally prosperous, somehow the ideology of weak wannabe father figures has a much harder time taking hold.
only reason they can cling to some relevance outside of their ideologically based support groups is because of the inherent issues of capitalism which they exploit for their own gain rather than the well being or will of the people
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>>76088170
great idea
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>>76088173
Well it was until reformists shat up everything
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Corbyn is truly a selfless altruist, the press and his publicists follow him around everywhere because they're his apostles
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>>76088180
Well i am lad
>int is right wing
no check the ideology threads
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>>76088180
daytime /brit/ is slow enough for left and right to have uninterrupted arguments. im glad we've got some kind of political spectrum here, but im bored of the repeated arguments
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>>76088185
>implying western socialism is worse than yours
I'm not a socialist and even I think this is stupid
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>>76088020
well when the exact same thing happened in reverse in 2011 (Glifford) I dont think anyone said it was terrorism.

Murder, yes. Terrorism, no.
So it wouldnt be hypocritical if lefties dont call this one terrorism.
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>>76088185
Do you wanna make an argument lad?
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>>76088107
have you used all the comparrison websites? fun fact. small cars people think will be cheap and economical are actually quite expensive to insure, because parents buy their kids "a nice little first car" and then they all go out and try to race their shit car, and crash it, and make an insurance claim. Insurance companies caught on to this years ago.

It was actually cheaper for me to insure a 1.8 focus than it was a 1.3 fiesta when i passed.
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>ideology
I'd prefer if you didn't
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>>76088150
The decades-long effort to eliminate markets destroyed the work ethic, the mass misallocation of resources through centralized investment, the demolition of the base for private capital accumulation, distorted means of economic calculation, and technology so obsolete that the capital value of industrial enterprises is zero or negative. Most heavy industries were built during Stalin's Industrialization Program in the 1930s and have not been updated since. A huge part of Russian industrial stock is as productive as an industrial-history museum.

"When glasnost at last permitted Soviet economists to speak out, they confirmed the death sentence that Mises had pronounced."
The crisis in socialist agriculture goes back to the 1920s and '30s, when millions of the most productive peasant households were branded as "kulaks," and exiled to Siberia. Most of them could not survive the hardships and purges and perished there. Agriculture still has not recovered from this collectivization and blanket nationalization of property that turned owners into prison laborers. At the beginning of the century, Russia exported wheat, rye, barley, and oats to the world market. Today Russia is the world's largest importer of grain.
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>>76088254
*sniffs*
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>>76088244
Literally everyone remotely left leaning called Joe Cox murderer a terrorist, and cried uncontrollably when he was not charged as such
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Might go have lunch and cry into my duvet for a bit
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>>76088253
Well I checked a large number of cars and Fabia 1.2L was the cheapest to insure out of all of them. It's even £300 cheaper than Toyota Yaris 1.0L which I found strange.
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>>76088294
not Jo Cox. that was done to achieve a political goal (Brexit) and so was clearly terrorism.

im talking about Glifford, like I said.
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I'm gay lads

desu
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Really pissed off the fat girl at work lads, HR getting involved and everything.
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>>76088321
but are you like fuck giver or fuck taker?
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What's the best part of Britain to get knee-deep in clunge?
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>>76088323
NEED to shag her
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>>76088343
Liverpool
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>>76088294
>>76088319
whoops, meant Gifford.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tucson_shooting

>On January 8, 2011, U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords and eighteen others were shot during a constituent meeting held in a supermarket parking lot in Casas Adobes, Arizona, in the Tucson metropolitan area. Six people died, including federal District Court Chief Judge John Roll; Gabe Zimmerman, one of Rep. Giffords' staffers; and a nine-year-old girl, Christina-Taylor Green

This was classified as Massmurder/Assassination, NOT terrorism. I see no reason why this latest shooting is any different tbqhwyl
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>>76088323
what did you do
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>>76088343
nurseries
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>>76088313
1.2K is pretty standard insurance for your first car m8. that's what I paid too. the 28% APR seems a bit steep I will say, though. If you've used all the comparrison sites (it is worth using them all, they all have their own perks), then that's probably the best you'll get.

It doesn't get much cheaper first two years either. mines only just dropped to about £900 with two years no claims
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>>76088254
I'd prefer if you'd lost to us. But that didn't happen, did it?
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>>76088323
What did you do
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>>76088379
>>76088389
She was going on holiday from Tuesday so on Monday she turned up with a suitcase because she was going to the airport straight from work. When she comes into the canteen with the suitcase I go "What's that? Your lunchbox?" and it went fucking deadly silent, I knew I fucked up but she can usually take a joke. Everyone was staring at me and she stormed off.

Don't think I'll get sacked but might have a bum smacking.
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>>76088343
'ardif
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>>76088339
taker x
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>>76088398
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>>76088398
that joke was shit

you deserve to be fired for how bad it was
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>>76088398
old copy pasta
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Ever been on the BBC 3 Facebook page. Absolutely disgusting. Full on brainwashing for young people. Abhorrent
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>Trump is now being directly investigated by the FBI
>May still hasnt revealed DUP deal terms
>Block of flats burnt to a crisp
>Senator almost assassinated
>Chinese nursery blown up 5min ago

holy fuck its all happening at once
i could read the news for hours
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>>76088385
he's a brit. stop larping flags yank. state
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>>76088445
calcified little runt
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>>76088398
good banter desu

dread the day i have to work in a place with HR, the cancer of any business
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Its a Catherine Southron bargain hunt episode lads!!
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>>76088271
Doesn't explain the GDP boost under Stalin does it?
It seems mostly critical of the Khrushchev reforms (wheat for corn) and the Brezhnev stagnation
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>>76088319
These two events did not differ from Jo Cox murder, if anything they were worse since it was mass casualties. They were all politically motivated, but also lone wolf.

They were all mentally ill people who acted alone, and took needlessly extreme, violent measures for political ends, ends that which logically, by any rational thinking person, could have never been achived by the attacks. They are mentally ill murderers.

They were not attacking for the purpose of spreading terror, they were picking off specific targets for percieved wrong doings. It's not terrorism, and should certainly not be held in the same regard as Islamic terrorism, which is a continuing threat, literally all over the world, is highly organized, with political, but more importantly, religious motivation. I think the difference is fairly stark and obvious for anyone to see.
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>>76088524
tbqh lad i just copy and pasted it and I'm sure you noticed that too

not a fan of communist theory but if there's any commie who did it well, it was Stalin

think that may have to do with his authoritarianism though
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What books you lot reading then?
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>>76088629
haven't picked up a book in 3 years
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*visits facebook.com*
ahh, dont mind me, just a human of sound mind and conscious thought consuming the curated content with my friends photos interspersed. wow! hannah is having fun in zante and netflix supports lgbtq rights!
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>>76088629
guns of the south
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What the fuck is a canteen?
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>>76088629
just finished Paul Auster's New York Trilogy which is a postmodern neo-noir detective novel with elements of surrealism and a fantastic sense of humour

cannot reccomend enough, it totally blew me away

first book is called City of Glass
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Hatposting>Commieposting>Bradleyposting>Gayposting>Futureposting

they're the worst gimmicks on /brit/ but that's how I'd rank them
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penis penis anus
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>cannot reccomend enough, it totally blew me away
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>>76088382
I remember checking few but axani was always the cheapest on them, so now I just check on their website.
Tesco insurance was the best, fucking £9k for Yaris.
I can afford paying for entire year in one go to avoid high APR, but I would obviously prefer direct debit.
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>>76088665
sounds american
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just fooled a girl with the old "cucumber down the pants" tricks
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>Paul Benjamin Auster (born February 3, 1947) is an American writer and director whose writing blends absurdism, existentialism, crime fiction, and the search for identity and personal meaning

who the fuck reads this trash
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>>76088751
alt history novel where the confederates get ak47s from Boer nationalist time travelers
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reading fiction is unironically the most fedora behaviour possible
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>>76088774
its ironic you pleb
if you liked Infinite Jest (which you should), you like Auster
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>>76088774
kill yourself

absurdism is great
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>>76087599
*crushed
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>>76088810
>>76088806
ah, two insecure retards
shan't be reading it methinks
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pathetic runts reading made up stories written by other runts, while I'm here increasing my knowledge and intellect reading factual material
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bored out me fucking nut
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buV929MqlWc

ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING

the quintessentially british man Peaky Saku
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Got a date tonight, first one in 9 years. Feeling a bit nervous.
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>>76088879
what does she look like
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>>76088774
I've read it and it's boring
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>Distraught woman resident tells Jeremy Corbyn: "Theresa May was here but she didn't speak to any of us. She was s**t."
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>>76088872
He went to Charterhouse, lol
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>>76088709
Can't say I disagree. Hatposting is a convenient shit meme. it's easy to recognize the post format and skim past them without so much as a letter being read. The rest of them you can kind of get roped in to reading or seeing, sometimes you actually have to register it. That's always a bit shit. Commie posting and gayposting should be joint last though, also, I'm fairly sure all the commie posters are actually also gayposters. they're just mentally ill retards tbqh
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>>76088629
Augustus by John Williams
nearly done but have been lazy
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>>76088904
She looks a bit like Daisy Lowe but a few inches short and has green eyes.
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>the EU are trying to use rapefugees as bio weapons on Poland
wew
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>>76088930
gagging for a hatpost this
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Told a homeless man (he was loitering in the smoking area asking for money) to go away as me and this girl were on a date. She then told the homeless man that we weren't.

not been on a "date" since
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>>76088964
Stop reading The Express
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>>76087571
Ireland lost that right back in the 90s thanks to a single Jew they let into power.
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saw this runt gay couple come up to me and berate me

told them to fuck off
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been looking up job agencies lads
any experience with them? do they actually find you jobs?
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asked some mong for a ciggie and he told me to fuck off
shagged his gf later that night
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>>76088629
Finished Metro 2033 few days ago, about to start 2034
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hate the rich
hate the poor
love the radically centrist middle class
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>>76089021
yeah they find you jobs

jobs you'll hate before you start
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>>76087631
Barbra Pavlin
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>>76088629
he should have asked for his coffee in his trophie haha banter they'd probably say nah tho
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>>76088964
>eu tells the V4 to take more refugees
>they say no
>eu does nothing
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>>76089021
If they found you a job THEY would have no job

x
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Is the fire still rising?
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>>76088983
Stop posting in /brit/
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Been called a fag by a lesbian
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>>76089036
never had a job desu
gotta start somewhere
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>>76088924
The leader we need
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>>76088976
I was literally betting on it. I figured it would net me at least two hatposts.
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mad ting
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Pictures on Best Gore of burnt bodies hanging out of windows.
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Where's the Aussie runt who listened to that Lana del Rey song 20 times
Had a listen it's shite
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>>76089050
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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>I was literally betting on it. I figured it would net me at least two hatposts.
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i'm better at being a hipster than hipsters

proof: i dont wear clubmasters and i dont have a beard or a hitler youth haircut
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>driving home from work last night
>car dies on the freeway
>have to get it towed
>$130
>only have $300 left
>that leaves me with $170 and a vehicle that won't start


hahaha classic
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>>76089021
When i was a kid my tennis coach was called Mo and he was an immigrant from... somewhere. Morroco I think.

Anyway he told me about his first job in the UK. On his second day here, he went to this sketchy job agency that didn't even ask for his visa papers, and was told to sit in a room with a bunch of other (mostly immigrant) workers and wait for a job. He waited in this room for 4 hours, with a bunch of neanderthals who couldn't speak english and kept threatening to kill each other in their native langauges, until eventually the foreman came out and said 'right we need 8 people who are strong' and picked out 8 of the people in the room, Mo included.

They were driven to a construction site in the back of a van without windows, and were each given a sledgehammer and told to pound concrete slabs into dust.

They weren't told how long theyd be there.

After 6 hours, they were suddenly told to go home and that they could come by to collect their pay the next morning. Mo's hair was all sticking up due to the concrete dust covering it, and his entire body was shaking from the brutal overexertion.

He got home to his mothers house (where he was staying for his first week or so) at 1am and she answered the door.

Apparently all he was able to say was 'Momma' before passing out right on the doorstep and faceplanting on the floor.

The next day he started pissing blood and was diagnosed with rabda caused by overexertion at A&E, and when he came by after being treated to collect his pay he was told that because he was a day late he wasn't allowed to collect it anymore.
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>>76088629
dysgenics Richard lynn
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Why can't the liberal democrat leader be Christian, but the mayor of London can be Muslim?
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> people who try to get on the bus before people have finished getting off
Why? Why do they keep doing this.
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>>76089190
banter
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>>76089190
shitskin BTFO
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I wish to die
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>>76089190
we should let more of them in as an apology
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>>76089226
he was a top, top lad tbqh
really nice, spoke perfect english, really quite clever as well

i think he runs his own entire sports complex now out in Fulham, but I haven't seen him for over a decade now.
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>>76089242
we all wish you would die
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>>76089190
kek
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>>76089190
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>>76089190
Not a pixel
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>>76089190
Lol
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>>76089242
what are you on about? 25C is the perfect temperature
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>>76089225
>>76089226
>>76089274
what is actually wrong with you runts
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>>76089314
mumma
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>>76089310
Not indoors it isnt
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@76089314
fuck off, ta
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>>76089202
because people don't actually care it's just political firepower
and that other libdem person put Farron on the backfoot by resigning over Farron's gay record
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>>76089190
Maybe he shouldn't be breaking the law then
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>>76089314
theyre obviously just being edgy, pay it no mind

>>76089280
HATE this picture
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>>76089322
@76089335
haha lads
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>>76089310
Just went to the shops
No it fucking isn't
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>>76089314
how can you not see the comical side of it? It's like a coen brothers film
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>>76089314

Hello Mo
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>>76089314
Stop breaking the law, shitskin
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>>76089350
He wasn't breaking the law, but most of the other workers were.

I think the only people who worked there more than once were the people who had to since they had no papers and no other choice
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>>76089190
Glad I don't live in the UK, sounds like a right shithole.
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>>76089387
kek
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>>76089401
>going to a sketchy "job centre" that transports people via windowless van
>not breaking the law
You're fooling nobody, you paki cunt.
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A cold civil war is coming
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Wish i had chest hair 2bh, is it too late if I'm 25 and don't have any?
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>>76089421
I know mate.
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>>76089453
Pussio
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>>76089453
poof x
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>>76089453
Yes and you don't want chest hair. It also comes with pooey bum hair, hairy shoulders and a hairy back
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LOVE chest hair

>>76089453
runt
>>76089498
idiot
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>>76089453
23 and I shave that shit off as soon as it grows.
Fucking itching.
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>>76089421
Were you a Londoner, Danelad?
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Tomato juice is absolutely top

Never drinking orange ever again.
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>>76089498
I've had arsehole hair since I was 14
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>>76089542
You're confusing me with someone else I think.
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>>76089498
Wrong
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naturally hairless
23 and look like a 16 year old
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>been lifting
>come home with full pump
>miring self in the mirror
>literally cannot resist having a wank
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>>76089498
just shave your arsecrack hair
its not that hard

>>76089578
lmaoing @ ur life rn
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>>76089561

pics x (not from when you were 14 lol, unless you want)
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Pints
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>>76089578
Pics x
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sorry lads x
bit of an asshole when i drink aha
just in a shit mood x
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>>76089378
what's comical about someone being exploited?
>>76089397
i like how you get angry at him rather than the people making him do that work
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>>76089590
gay twat
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>>76089598
>just shave your arsecrack hair
enjoy your swamp bum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNZtuXp7RnM
Slow /brit/ since the sjws showed up
Come on Mumbai sing it 2 minutes to midnight
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>>76089608
Very good post
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love some bum fun with the lads x
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>>76089608
lmao
never fully appreciated bollocksposting until now

good stuff
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>>76089608
saved
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tired of choosing street signs and vehices for mister googleberg
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>>76089645
>>76089617
>>76089590
>>76089536
>>76089498
>>76089453
bit gay
>>
free market doesn't work
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>>76089622
>making him
shan't comment on this
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>>76089608
really really great concept kid, don't get me wrong but you've got your timelines all mixed up

work on it and get back to me
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>>76089652
use legacy captcha you bender

top right of screen > Settings > Quotes + Replying
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Get a whiff of this lads, don't worry I wipe.
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>>76089633
Saw iron maiden at the O2 in Dublin back in 2010. Great night
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>>76089698
>someone saved a photo of my arse

interesting... very interesting

I actually have to use a bidet or the shower most days Tbh, when I went to SEA it was a godsend because they all use hoses
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>>76089698
i unironically have a semi now for some reason
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>>76089190
read all of it. beleive very little, probably massively exaggerated if true. "Momma" hahahahaaaahaha. besides which, let's say, for arguements sake, i beleieve all of your made up story. So? Lots of people done themselves damage working too hard, slipped two discs in my back carrying stone when I was younger. what was the point of your post, to make people see how wonderful immigrants are and how hard done by they are? if it's that bad, they can immigrate elsewhere.

No one really gives a shit about "immigrants" anyway. Let's be honest, it's Muslims and third world savages in general, raping loads of kids, blowing up loads of kids, sending their own kids to blow up other peoples kids. running people over in trucks, stabbing randomers.

I'm sorry Mo had a shit day and lost £20 pay though, you ponce twat.
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>>76089633
wtf i like mumbai now.
lads
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>>76089724
never said I was making a 'point', was just telling an interesting story.
youve become infected with politics - seems like whenever you read anything you infer some sort of political propaganda behind it.
Learn to chill out, mate.
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>>76089724
>what was the point of your post, to make people see how wonderful immigrants are
how fucking dense are you rorke twats? someone asked about job agencies earlier, his post was clearly referencing that.
>>
wait? who's that guy
just hanging at your pad
he's looking kinda bummed
yeah, you broke up that's too bad
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wish i knew any funny stories...

:c
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The difference between Tarquinn and you in :

School :

>tarquin goes to a £15000/year private school, 12 students per year, 3 teachers per class, rubs elbows with the sons of other billionaires
>you go to a shitty public school, 40 kids crammed in to a class, 1 teacher who's barely qualified and half the class doesn't speak english

University :

>Tarquinn gets in to oxbridge despite the fact the he fucked up his A levels because daddy donated to build a new building
>You go in to clearing despite getting straight A*'s because rasheeds grades are worth more than yours

Travelling :

>Tarquinn flys first class and stays in the finest hotels despite never having, or never having to work a day in his life
>You take a shitty coach trip to costa del sol once a year if lucky

Work :

>Never having to work, Tarquinn gets offered a job by his father's friend regardless, an executive position he did nothing to earn, with a £1,000.000 bonus every year
>you slave away to make sure the company makes it's goal so they can afford Tarquinns bonus, meanwhile they give you just enough to feed yourself

And people say capitalism is "fair"? Why does Tarquinn deserve a much better and easier life than you because he plopped out of a rich vagina? He doesn't.

Join the revolution comrades, the time is now!
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>>76089633
just imagine how much poo there is in that room
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>>76089823
>how fucking dense are you rorke twats?
rorke is generally thick as pigshit tbph
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>>76089878
>tfw commie tarquinn
>not sure how to feel about this post
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>>76089878
>not being Tarquin

lol, bit stupid of you - that's why you'll never succeed in a capitalist society like me, worm
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there are two kinds of high school dropouts: lowlife degenerates and people who were too smart for school (me)
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alri lads
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>>76089633
Jesus Bruce is a good front man.
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>>76089985
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>>76089821
>>76089823
it was obviously a thinly veiled plea for immigrant sympathy but you can pretend it wasn't, no reason not to.
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>>76090010
you seem a mite triggered there lad
have a cup of tea
>>
Roses are red
Unlike lily of the valley
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/grenfell-tower-fire-first-victim-named-as-syrian-refugee-mohammad-alhajali/ar-BBCHvaG
>>
oi damo ya cunt, give us ya lighter
>>
>>76090037
only if it's made with clean hands
>>
>>76089633
ah yes heavy metal will reinvigorate this thread
>>
/brit/ really misses me when i don't post
>>
Muslims are the heroes of the Grenfell Tower disaster.

Prove me wrong.
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>>76090056
>"He survived Assad, he survived the war, only to be killed in a tower block in London".
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conference pear
>>
ahh yes, chest pain
>>
*cries*
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>>76090118
the ones that died? the most important thing is they aren't Muslim any more.
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>>76090178
asthma?
>>
>>76090181
*wipes away all of your tears*
>>
can't post gimmicks because new thread soon
can't wait for the new thread because lunch break is over soon

No this can't be happening!
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fat preggo misshapen titties
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>>76090212
fat cunt
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>>76090183
No the ones doing all the donating and volunteering.

Media keep telling us they're all Muslims.
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>>76090268
>>76090268
>>76090268
>>76090268
NEW
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>>76090183
Superb post
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