/fug/

How ya feeling bro?

I'm in a good mood. I feel like I'm finally communicating with the right people.

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I got vaccinated for ensephalitis and now i have autism. Thanks a lot

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S A D B O Y S
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Any fellow Finnics in Pattaya?

Unironically been drunk for a week. I only have 5 beers left. I probably already posted this, but once my alcohol levels in blood hits zero I'm gonna call the ambulance.

>>76086022
I hate heat, especialy humid heat so I will never step foot in Thailand

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>>76086070

ameeba

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>>76086152
It's not so bad if you stay inside most of the day and only go out at night.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V29asiUrmA

>>76086275
ive been to thailand, phuket

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4YJwCnTDw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh7KBdfug-s

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>>76086153
>ameeba
Mfw unironically shit-scared of contracting that brain-eating amoeba thing here and one of the first things I see posted ITT is this

>>76086326
Been there too, full of tourists

>>76086511
>brain-eating amoeba
just thinking about that gave me a headache and got me dizzy
wtf finnbro I would've lived better had I not known about this

>>76085985
i feel like dying desu thankd for askinh
a huge rock on my chest
please tell the cute american boy i love him
he lives not in texas
he has messy hair and cute face
im sure you knoe him

>>76086070
>call the ambulance
http://yoha.daug.net/

>>76086760
I might know him. He probably loves ya too.

>>76085985
I think me friend tried to kill himself last night. He failed so everything is ok

>>76086846
thabk you do much that felt really good

this thread is turning into alcoholic anonymus

>>76087676
oh?
if you are ab alcoholic please stand up!
im not gonna stamd up yey but im heyting there.

>>76087676
Just broke my 600e phone while drunk. Hehe.

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>tfw no Lithuanians or Latvians to make fun of

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>>76087940
What is there to make fun of? I don't know anything about them at all.

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Why they burn swedish castle?

didn't russia opressed biggest number of finno ugrics humans?

>>76088248
u are next suka

>>76088248
because sweden is a muslimist shithole.

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Hello. My week long drinking stops now. I'll call the ambulance when my alcohol levels hits zero.

>>76087676
You think this is bad? In the first /fug/ thread some Estonian guy shot fentanyl into his dick

>>76088596
why?

>>76088596
good luck, man! let us know when you are OK again

>>76088632
After 8 day of heavy drinking (at least for me) I get delirium tremens, psychosis.

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>>76088798
Thanks! I may post from the hospital, but most likely I get "home treatment" where a doctor brings me my daily benzodiazepines.

>>76088596
Get well

Quit drinking, dumbass.

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Not pale anymore,
I'm tanned as fuck.

>>76088596
>>76088905
very nice, keep us updated senpai, we're worried

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>>76089344
I'm not there yet, but I will go there. Been there before. They give you a choice to stay in the hospital or have a doctor bring you the medicines,

One time I did not go and ended up in psychosis until the cops picked me up.

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>>76089174

>that pic

So apparently while skin colour is a purely superficial atribute, the blacker yours is the more IQ points you supposedly rack by average even when all scientific evidence points to the opposite?

>>76089447
You seem holy, and Christian.

>>76089174
Fun fact; only pure niggers have melanin, yet they brag about it. What an useless race.

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lads why do i keep getting ghosted

>>76089791
That position makes you shit your pants.

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>>76089817
No it doesn't you western spy.

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Anybody here unironically believe in magic?

>>76090179
Kinda

>>76090244
"kinda" yes or no?

>>76090314
I believe in it most of the time but the logical part of my mind is always questioning the validity of it all

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>>76090380
Not believing in magick is the illogical part.

If you believe in magic then do you believe in God too?

>>76090548
Which one? The YHWH/Jesus of bible is an abomination. If you have read the bible, you know that magic is forbidden.

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>>76090548
Gods, plural

I'm more than a man, I'm a god

>>76090782
That's nice honey.

>>76090782
Me too!

>>76088248
Mongols are the natural enemy of islam.

>>76091652
Excellent post!

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I just bought a six pack. The hangover can wait.

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>>76091747
dats not healthy

>>76091775
I know. After week of being drunk straight my liver might be in atoms. My ex killed my brain though, so who cares?

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>>76091775
Here is miss universal contestants. Guess who is who?

>>76088596
>I'll call the ambulance when my alcohol levels hits zero.

Why don't you just go to the clinic now?

>>76091867
Because I'm still drunk. Last time I had to sit on a bed for 6 hours so that my promilles were 0.

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>>76091867
They gave me a total amount of 20x 10mg diazepam. Costed me 34e. Thanks "free" healthcare.

>>76092021
kys

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>>76092046
Why? Are you perfect? Nah, you are prolly a KV NEET.

What is the sickest thing you've masturbated to? Mine was scat porn where women were pooping.

>>76092646
probably some shitty hentai rape/vore shit

scat is disgusting 2bh

i have seen a video where two naked woman where kissing eachother and, as it appeared, where having sex together. it was very weired because i had not seen such a thing before, but at the same time i felt it very arousing and pleasing in a sexual way.

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>>76092849
I know, it's disgusting but I was on meth at the time.

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>>76092930
I hope you OD in the future, fucking junkie trash

>>76086070
sheeit, unless you're a lightweight I bet that was a lot of money wasted that could have gone towards bettering yourself or at least saving for your future (assuming you care about having one)
what do you drink?

>>76093349
Mommy pays it all.

>>76093379
makes sense, she had to be a really shitty mom for you to end up like that

>>76093349
Lightweight? Really? Not proud, but been drunk every day, drinking up to 24 units (24 beers)

>>76093452
Epic! You underages just wish you could buy alcohol.

>tfw did binge drinking in bulgaria for a week

Found out that I cannot tolerate huge amounts of alcohol for 6 days, after that medical issues emerge

>>76093487
>implying that teen little spurdos don't get alcohol illegally
I've heard stories
I'm old as fuck and started drinking at 25, I rarely drink anymore though

>>76093453
wasn't implying that you were

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>You just want a job
>No one hires you
I'm drinking Whiskey tonight boys

>>76093678
I'm older than you.

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>>76093681
And you are..?

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I literally cut open tea bags and poured them in a coffee pot and drank it. Tasted like your mom's ass but I had to do it to stay awake.

>>76093708
nothing to be proud of

>>76093801
As I said earlier. Are you Chilityty btw?

>>76093681
learn basic programming and move to Beesti :P not as comfy as Norway but close enough

>>76093909
is it really that easy to move to beesti?
I know some programming and some finnish (so estonian doesn't seem all that difficult).
Estonia seems less infuriating than Finland anyway.

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>>76094597
Nauti ryssistä ja varttiryssistä huora.

>>76093909
>>76094597
Also what possible jobs are there for someone with a History degree (at least from top school) and little to no Estonian? Some English teaching gigs? Doesn't look good

>>76094597
Oota mida vittu, kuhugi sa ei tule raisk

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>>76094597
Eh probably not, most people here(especially countryfags/poorfags) dislike foreigners. I'm okay with them if they know the language well enough and some IT companies probably won't care if you don't.
>>76094816
>History degree
Probably on of the most useless degrees. I don't even know what our history graduates do. I think half of them are teacher and the other half are autists sitting in archives researching sth.

>>76094757
>implying that Finland isn't getting full of muslims
they make russians look good in comparison anyway

>>76094819
so you only have hardons for norwegians?
seems like a typical finnic trait

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>tfw not f*n

>>76095001
Ei need norrakad võivad ka sitale sõita, pole siia kedagi vaja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4YJwCnTDw

I'm drinking gambina right now. What are you drinking, fug?

>>76094957
Yeah sounds like the US. I could only teach in international schools overseas and Estonia looks to have exactly two. Oh well.

What is the average salary of programmers there? Here people do coding boot camps for three months then get $100,000 jobs but it sounds like hell to me.

>>76095095
your people were inviting a norwegian with no job skills though
>>76093681
at least if it was a pajeet, you'd know that he can do basic programming (with messy as shit code with lots of vulnerabilities, but still better than someone who hasn't even started learning)

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>>76095269
No ja siis? See ei tähenda, et mina teda siia tahaks

>>76095339
fair enough
I'd rather stay here in Chile anyway but it's getting full of nogs. At least they're not muslims, but still.
Better job opportunities for my field here than in most other countries anyway, but would hardly matters if the country goes to shit.
Also, men here are fucking rude.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeZ4jZZJrnA

Tässä tulee hirmuinen Rölli on mulla metsässä tölli ja siellä mä asustelen ja sieltä mä hiippailen.

Tilipitappi-tippi-tappi dilipidabbi-dibbi-dabbi tilipitappi-tippi-dappi dou. (tjsp)

>>76088248
It really depends... When Russia first conquered Finland we had more rights than we would ever had had under sw*dish rule. Russia has more fug minorities than Sweden but later mentioned has treated us as subhumans all of our shared history.

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>>76095224
100k sounds pretty good 2bh, you're definitely not getting that much here, then again living here is also much cheaper
>>76095047
Why not :c

>>76095505
this, for most of the time in Russian empire we governed ourselves and were exempt from military service and the Tzar was only a media character here. Alexander II was VERY popular here. Ofc ourse after that the last 3 tzars started the acts to russify us.

>>76095295
Himmler said "Where a Finnish SS-man stood, the enemy was always defeated."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Volunteer_Battalion_of_the_Waffen-SS

>>76095690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoENzQ-rOd0

How do normies view mandatory military service nowadays?
If you met someone new and learned that he avoided military service somehow, would you think of him as smart or as a faggot?

>>76095893
Faggot

>>76095506
Yeah $100k sounds good except all houses are $1mil. I was wondering about your programmers relative to everyone else - here there are tons of them and they make so much more money than most other people.

But even high school teachers make $60k so it makes sense to save here then move somewhere cheaper. But it makes no sense to then move somewhere where there are almost zero jobs obviously.

>>76095893
faggot, if he has done civil service, fine.

Avoiders and c-losers will be nonetheless stomping mines and building trenches if there's ever war.

>>76095893
Personally I would think of him as a coward piece of shit. Only good reason to avoid the military service is if your health doesn't allow it.

What comes to normies... Old people are more strict about mandatory military service than younger generation but most people would consider the guy as pathetic fuck.

Our country is still more patriotic than western Europeans only due to the war. Only countries where nationalism is more popular are the ones whose cultural identity was threatened by communism (all of the ex-Soviet countries).

>>76096034
Oh, relatively they definitely make more than most others. Also they have programming jobs have some of the lowest gains with Bachelors degree for example so University education is not even that important, unless you wanna be a manager shit or sth
The really smart move though is to work for foreign companies and live here for pennies.
>>76096155
>>76096187
wew it's the "You have to sacrifice a year of your life to the country so that in case of a war you can die slightly later edgeboys".

Military service is either 6, 9 or 12 months in Finland. If that's too much for someone then he should just consider migrating to Åland.

>>76096304
Shouldn't call most of the male populace of a said country "edgeboys" if they're fine defending their country.

Ofc it's understandable if it's a borderline micronation with dying population

>>76096155
>>76095918
>>76096187

nice to know, sometimes it seems that only internet finns are patriotic though

>>76096304
>wew it's the "You have to sacrifice a year of your life to the country so that in case of a war you can die slightly later edgeboys".
seems more like caring for your country and being grateful for what it has given you

>>76096466
Depends where you go here. People in bönde usually are more open to be patriotic publicly.

>>76096304
Ok, sounds similar to here which makes sense. And same thing with the high paying remote work in cheap areas here.

Last questions then I leave /fug/ alone - how much is an average house outside expensive areas? And if I do get dual citizenship will I be conscripted? Thanks, god bless

>>76095446
No mis teha. Kõikjale kipuvad mustad mehed ja kuskil pole sellist tööd nagu tahaks. Tšiili meeste kohta ei oska midagi öelda.

>>76096822
...what are you talking about?

>>76096905
Tahtsin näha kaua sa suudad google translateiga minu tekste lugeda

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>>76096822
>Kõikjale kipuvad mustad mehed

I don't know how far off I am, but in Finnish this could be understood as "The black men who climb everywhere"

Chile, our country doesn't have patriotic parties nor movements that are able to rally the masses. Also our police forces do everything in order to pass people to jail if they speak anything that isn't politically correct.

Perussuomalaiset ("The Finns") just broke up because their former leader, and founder Timo Soini, who was elected because of his anti-immigration stance, left the party.

Soini gained lots of votes from people who didn't like where Europe was going and after he got a job as foreign minister he no longer gave a fuck about Finland... Foreigners tend to see perussuomalaiset better than what it really is.

This picture supposedly has people doing nazi salutes according to one woman who left the party:
https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-9668174

>>76097329
I got some book for free (kept it to practice reading Finnish) which was all about making fun of Timo Soini.
Some nonsensical anti nationalist memes have been enforced too much by 'murican media, sadly.
>>76096962
I've never claimed to know Estonian though.
Anyway nogs here actually do work, unlike the ones I saw in the Nordics. They're mostly helpers at asian (actual asian) businesses. We get plenty of women, thanks to them STD rates have increased a lot lately (prostitution has always been a big thing in places with lots of mining such as the north)
And Chilean men are rude because they're invasive, dishonest and loud as fuck. Not all, of course, and Finnish people generally have other flaws, but at least in Finland I was only harassed once (by a really drunk old man who was still somewhat nice), while in Chile it's common as fuck

http://www.strangehistory.net/2013/12/23/finns-snow-and-magic/
http://www.strangehistory.net/2014/02/18/finns-magic-and-murder/

*memes very well*
:^)

>>76099561
Soini is a joke tho. The guy pushed himself to the seat of a foreign minister practically by driving Halla_aho's agenda and then doing absolutely nothing when getting to parliament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is6Sf227V7o

>>76099561
And I never implied that you speak estonian. I just found ot amusing that you took the time and effort to translate my nonsense and then respond to me
>>76097026
Kipuvad is a hard word to translate but basically it means like to eagerly get somewhere or something like that.

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>>76088603
For what purpose?

>>76092881
are you a girl yourself?

>>76100159
Suicide. (We are not sure whether it was just a troll or not but he took pictures of him injecting something into his dick and he took pictures of some random Estonian forest)

>>76100132

Looked like "kipuavat", which means "those who are climbing", which is not that far of to trying hard to get somewhere.

>>76100389
Our languages have a lot of similar words that actually have nothing in common in terms of meaning

>>76100132
>Time and effort
Wut m8

My university only offers two semesters of Finnish. Would this help with learning Estonian or just confuse me?

>>76103368
Obviously it would help, I guess I'm asking if it would be a good use of time.

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Tere!

>>76103368

I suppose if it helps you grasp how our languages work. The vocabulary is a mess of it's own with nearly identical words, words with nothing in common, and words that look the same but mean something completelly else in the other language.

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>>76103641
Moi!

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Me and my mate got drunk and broke into our old school. We stole two bananas from the cafeteria

can i post here?

>>76104869
Hungary is Fug so obviously yes.

Was supposed to get lightly drunk yesterday and go to sleep early, ended up walking home from the bar at closing time projectile vomiting on the street as I walked. Today was a fun day at work.

>>76104666
Fugg :DD ebig maan

>>76105308
I'm a mad man

Suomen historiaa Suomalaisuuden liiton mukaan:
http://www.suomalaisuudenliitto.fi/?page_id=27

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Hey, blog poster here. My alcohol is 0% (dunno what you call those in english), but I am still sweating and hallucinating.

>>76106221
>alcohol 0%

Jos tarkoitat selvinpäin, raittiina olemista nii se on sober.

>>76106221

Juuh viinaa vaan. Niinhän ensin mainostit varmaan kolmessa neljässä langassa soittavasi heti antabulanssin jahka promillet tippuvat nollaan, mutta kaljoittelu vei miestä jälleen 6-1.

>>76106339
promillet 0
>>76106358
ei voi, istun tääl osastol oottamas lääkkeitä.

>>76106584

Jaa, no sitten nappeja vaan juuh jooh

>>76106660
Juuh, ne antaa alkuks "ison" annoksen bentsoja ja sit kotikäynneillä antaa semmosen annoksen joka pitää viekkarit joka päivä loitolla.

Oon tehny tän saman rumban jo kolme kertaa, aina ne kysyy et mikset lopeta?.

>>76106743

Ottanet kyssärin retorisena? Eipä väliä, ei minun kannata ketään alkaa moralisoimaan.

>>76106815
Siis se on "katkolle" menemistä. Ne antaa rauhottavia (bentsoja) jotka poistaa darran ja voit valita että jäätkö sinne sairaalaan vai tuoko hoitsu joka päivä sulle lääkkeet.

>>76106900

Juu, ymmärsin. Takerruin vain luonnoltani tuohon viimeiseen kohtaan.

>>76107059
Tohon et miks en lopeta juomista? Koska en pysty. Oon alkoholisti. Mun maksa-arvot ei oo ees päin vittua (miracle) mut varmaa kohta on.

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>>76107185

Niin noh. Itsehän olen taas alkanut juomaan muutaman vuoden lähes yksinomaan sauhuteltuani koska keuhkot alkavat pettää. Laif is laif!

>>76107532
Lopetin röökin 4 vuotta sitten, poltin ennen askin päivässä. En oo polttanu röökin röökiä vuosiin nyt.

Kai meillä kaikilla on paheet, joillain pahemmat kuin joillain lol.

>>76107734
Polttanu ite ens vuonna yli puolet elämästä, alkaa kuumottaa pikkuhiljaa

t.eri

>>76107944
Lopeta. Maksaa ihan vitusti, enemmän ku ryyppäys. Ja verenpaine ja keuhkojen kapasiteetti pienenee.

t. poltin 8 vuotta askin päivässä ja lekurissa todettiin noi. Siks lopetin, 2 viikkoo oli paha mut sit tuntu et pystyn hengittää normaalisti.

>>76108022
>Lopeta. Maksaa ihan vitusti, enemmän ku ryyppäys.
Kai mä sen ny tiiän kerta puolet elämästä tätä paskaa harrastanu, on vaan vierotusoireet niin saatananmoiset ettei oikee tahdo onnistua. Pitäs saada kerättyä tarpeeks tahdonvoimaa (ja vapaata töistä) että vois sen viikon ajan hikoilla sikiöasennossa asunnon nurkassa.

Br não tem como ser sadboys pq já tá tudo uma merda aqui, então a gente bebe, transa e fica ok

>>76108800
a macaco delicacy perhaps? uma delicia?

>>76108740
Osta nikotiinipurkkaa? Kaks viikkoo nii pitäs himot lähtee. Ite en ees käyttäny niit vaa lopetin ku lekuri sano et keuhkot ja vverenkierto paskana polttamisen takia (ja varmaan muiden elämäntapojen takia, mut verepaine ja keuhkot palautu ennalleen)

>stk kun oot poltanuut jo 20 vuota ja kaikki veren-, keuhko-näytäjät ovat kuin hiihtäjäillä
fug mustard rassi

>>76108983
>näytäjät
*luvut ?
lol, just made up a potential finnish word

>>76108983
*arvot
But really? I'm only 30 and my health is shit from all the alcohol.

>>76109027

Arvot = values

Näyttäjät would be indicators and luvut numbers.

>>76108983
Näytteet olisi samples in English.

Näytäjä ei tarkoita mitään. Luvut on ilmeisesti väärä sana; luku tarkoittaa number.

>>76109239
>>76109274
kiiti.

i was referring to the things you get back from bloodtest. the results show number indicating this and that. like white bloodcell level, or oxygen level, or some other level. it's the level thing i was thinking of.

in estonian we would use "näitaja" or the 'showing thing', 'the thing which shows'

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>>76109374
I have hypertension (high blood pressure) and my kidneys and liver are about to explode. I'll prolly die before 60.

>>76109486
kiellän sen. eläma on laiffi ja joskus harvinaisissa oluissa myös kaiffi

>>76109616
Haha, toi oli hyvä. Piristi vähän.

>>76109660
karpalo mehu! juo sitä ja saa uudeksi! veli

>>76109486
Well then it doesn't matter anymore and you can grab another drink

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>>76109844
Mulla on vaan coca colaa ja VIrost tuotua viru valgea mutta en helvetissä juo enää, oon ollu jo viikon humalassa putkeen. Miten puhut suomea btw?

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>>76109903
Been drunk for a week straight now. No sobering in between. No more alcohol! I might call the ambulance in the morning to avoid delirium, especially if I can't sleep.

>>76109925
Ei se kieli niin erilainen ole, fiksu vironpoika oppii varmaa muutaman kuukauden satunnaisel opettelulla kirjottaan jo ihan hyvän tasosta suomea

>>76109925
en mä tie. esimerkiksi isoisä oli ingeri-suomalainen ja se jätka ei osaannut eestiksi eihän vittua puuha. ja toiseksi mä oon tallinnasta. siellä se hiemän outo on jos et osaa suomea...

tottakai en mä osaa hyvin kirjotta

>>76110104
ihan fine toi on, ymmärtää kaiken mitä yrität sanoa ilman hankaluuksia

>>76110054
Osaan ite vaan ruottia ja englantia.
>>76110104
Tallinna on kiva paikka, tykkään käydä siellä klubeissa kun ei oo tyhmiä säännöksiä. Ja virolaiset muijat on kuumia.

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>>76109486
why do you do that to yourself?
FUGs should value themselves more

>>76110176
Kyllä sä sitä viroa oppisit vastaavalla tasolla kirjotteleen varmaa puolessa vuodessa ku mitä toi suomea, niitten on pikkasen helpompi oppia suomea ku meiän viroa.

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>>76110030
Ok now I feel bad for making a stupid joke ;_;

Just know that the body has a very good regeneration ability and you'd probably mostly ok if you stopped poisoning your body non-stop.

Get a doctor for the delirium though, it isn't fun without medication, seen it with my uncle.

>>76110233
Play hard, live fast.
>>76110301
Niin, aika samalaisia kieliä. Mut oon laiska, hädintuskin jaksan herätä aamu 8 töihin.
>>76110339
No problem, humor actually helps me in this situation.

>>76110176
>Ja virolaiset muijat on kuumia.
no joo ne on. en halua paskaa puhua, mut suomalaiset naiset on hiemän rumoa

no personnal offence meant.

>>76110301
>vastaavalla tasolla kirjotteleen
joten minun suomi on full retardo? tai? ;D

>>76110479
Ei, niinkun sanoin tossa aikasemmin niin täysin ymmärrettävää tekstiä, mutta kyllähän sen samantien huomaa ettet äidinkieleltäs suomea puhu. Sama homma olis suomalaisella joka vähän aikaa opetellu viroa

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>>76110479
That's just a meme you prolly read on 4chin. Have you ever been to Finland? Here are tons of hotties.

>>76110553
selvä se, ümmärän nyt. otin hiemän henkilökohtailisesti sen varmaasti. sorri :D

>>76110417
Get well Pekka.

>>76110604
Well, imagine the kind of women that would frequent ships to Tallinna.

>>76110604
Todennäköisesti arvio suomalaisten ulkonäöstä perustuu niihin naisiin mitkä käyvät siellä Tallinnassa... Ja ne suomalaisethan tiettävästi on siellä kodittomien virolaismiesten ja viinan perässä.

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>>76110687
Yeah, that makes sense. Only cider whales go there lol, no wonder Eestis think we are ugly.
>>76110689
Järkeenkäypää.

>>76110689
>Todennäköisesti arvio suomalaisten ulkonäöstä perustuu niihin naisiin mitkä käyvät siellä Tallinnassa... Ja ne suomalaisethan tiettävästi on siellä kodittomien virolaismiesten ja viinan perässä
ei sitä voi sanoa paremmiin

anteeksi, mut nyt meneen anglikaaniks

the average finnish female we see here is the one which has a lesbian haircut colored some obnoxious color, holding a lonkero can in one hand and a cigarette in the other

>>76096637
Been away drinking in a sauna so late answer.
God doesn't exist boi ;^)
We don't recognize dual citizenship except by birth and you don't get conscripted if you're over 27 yrs old.

I'm not really into real estate but you could browse kv.ee to see what's generally for sale.

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>>76110836
Yeah, only the lowest of trash go to Tallinn just to buy booze. Don't think most Finns are like that.

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>>76110836
>the average finnish female we see here is the one which has a lesbian haircut colored some obnoxious color, holding a lonkero can in one hand and a cigarette in the other

Eli eli, samaa laatuluokkaa kuin miespuoliset valtiovieraamme.

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>>76110943
>Yeah, only the lowest of trash go to Tallinn just to buy booze. Don't think most Finns are like that.
So all other Finns don't like cheap alcohol?

>>76110943
don't mean to be rude, but they do give an idea of the general because there's just so many of them

>>76110961
totellinen sankari ;D

>>76111019
The majority just go to Alko in here. Some take the ferry to buy cheap booze though, especially the poor.

>>76111019
If he's not from Helsinki (and perhaps Turku, don't know if you can get a cruise from there aswell) he's probably right, who the fuck drives a few hundred km to take a ship to another country just to buy booze.

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>>76111088
Imagine being a jobless, fat NEET single mother. Of course you would go to Tallinn just to buy cheap booze.

Visit Finland sometime Eestibro, you'll see hot chicks everywhere.

>>76111135
The ferry and stuff is part of the experience, it's not just for the sake of alcohol it's more of a vacation

>>76111263
After your 37th time the cruise part starts losing its meaning m8

>>76111263
A lot of Finns in the ferry seem to be pissing, puking everywhere. Good represantion of our kind.

>>76111263

Yeah, well. Me and a couple of my friends were on a few hour day trip to 'Stonia a few years back.

A police squad was waiting for our boat at Estonia and five or six when returning to Finland. :D

>>76111263
I was just telling some professor about my experience with the Helsinki-Tallinn ferry
Such lovely memories

>>76111414
Did you like Binnish people? Or too shy for you?

>>76111179
i have visited many time. to go skiing. to go see relatives. and to go to the kirputoris to find cool stuff. it's not bad, but eesti women are still way better. do not want to make you sad, it's just my personnel opinions. and on this negative note i will wish you

hyvä yötä! jatkaame paskapuuhetta huomenna töiden jälkeen. elipä 17:00 ja sit

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>>76111530
Where did you visit? Western Finns are the hottest on this earth.

>>76111440
They were generally awesome, I didn't consider them shy but merely respectful. The only common negative characteristic I noticed was insecurity.

>>76111633
Is she Finn? Could be my neighborgirl from anywhere in Eesti.

>>76111746
Understandable. But who likes chads desu? Well, maybe it's just the culture. Nordics tend to be that way.
>>76111821
Yes.

>>76111530

I would say that too

Eesti grills <3

>>76111821
Visit Finland, Helsinki sometime. Fat fucks who come to Tallinn just to buy booze don't represent Finnish women. I know I'm repeating myself but I'm drunk as hell again.

>>76112374
She doesn't look particularly fat though, 'fat face' is common as fuck in Finnish women, even the thin ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sI_Ps7JSEk
what are you guys listening to?

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>>76112928
>'fat face' is common as fuck in Finnish women,
Where? In lapland?

>>76113071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBgnDpm7_s

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>>76112928
you would know about fatness, wouldn't you tsili-töttö?

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>tfw want a finn gf but the language is too ugly
>endlessly wonder how finns can say "MA RAKASTAN SINUA" with a straight face

>>76113071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4YJwCnTDw

>>76113148
>SINUA
doesn't this become "sua" in colloquial speech (like how "minä" becomes "mä")

>>76113229
Yes.

>>76113229
Sua is spoken language. Sinua is written.

>>76113148
I think Finnish sounds beautiful

Yön Wikipedia-artikkeli:
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harakointi

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>>76113457

>>76113539
It's part of my religion.

Good night my lads

Nobody has said "a living fish lives under water" in recent generals... Who else is disappointed?

>>76113755
A living fish SWIMS under water

>>76113804
True, now I'm disappointed in myself...

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>3AM
>go to bed
>sun has already arisen
>it was never dark to begin with
Such is life above 65th

I know it's not much, but it's good to know you're not the only sod on the face of the earth feeling down. Thanks for the thread, lads. Hope yours are happy endings.

>>76113097
everywhere, there was a weird sameface thing going on with many finnish women

>>76114745
Okay. Lapland sucks. Visit western Finland next.

>>76115160
I didn't really spend that much time in Lapland, it was mostly Jyväskylä (around 4 months) and Mikkeli (around 3 months)

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>>76115655
So you never saw real Finns, only inbred, round faced, slant eyed potato nosed fucks. We are not an homogenous country. Good riddance. Never tell me about my country again.

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>>76115783
>inbred, round faced, slant eyed potato nosed fucks
take that back

>>76115783
wtf man
I did saw some exotic ones around Rovaniemi, but the round faced type was fairly common everywhere, maybe you're just too used to it.

>>76116054
*I saw, fug

>>76114745
How does a Chilean get so interested in Finland? Don't hear about Chile much

>>76110906
I'd be getting birthright citizenship and under 27. Maybe not living there/not knowing the language would exempt me?
Being killed by Russians is fine also

>God doesn't exist boi ;^)
Tru

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>>76116054
Most Finns ~70% live outside that area and they look normal, most of them.

Fuck, I know Chiletyty hated this country. Never come here again.

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>>76116138
you're still drunk, I see

>>76116111
dunno, I chose to go there specifically because I knew almost nothing about it

>>76116138
fuck off pks retard

>>76116265
Go fuck a reindeer.

>>76115783
Hold your horses partner

>>76116138
also
>look normal
>posts a pink haired woman with a retarded piercing, caked in makeup
that's normal in Helsinki, right?

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>>76116648
That wasn't the point imbecile, it was just to show that real Finns are not round faced, slant eyed, potato nosed. Yes, I'm drunk but your stupidity fucking angers me in the internet. Off yourself you trash.

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>>76116774

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>>76116868
You too, and a morbidly obese whore too. Kys.

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>>76116906

>>76116918
Don't mind him, he's drunk, obsessed and in psychosis.

I have a reason to believe he's the standard nutjob who has been posting all kinds of crazy stuff in /mämmi/

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>>76116965
substance abuse does weird things to people
as for why I reply, pic related

>>76116965
I post "crazy" stuff but never ever call me a bible thumper. That's the worst insult.

Oh and by the way, how round is your face? Like a basketball? Does upward pig nose have any advantages? Do you have a better sense of smell than normal people?

>>76116774
>real Finns
pks subhuman neet whos drunk at 6am doesnt have the authority to decide such things, sorry. I'm 100% eastern finn and have 0 mongoloid features because the svecoman racial theory you perpetrate is obsolete and not even factual.

>>76117138
I never said anything about any Svecoman shit. You are drunk too, at 6 AM, talk about irony, lol.

>>76117138
>>76117159
Btw, not a NEET. You are the one in psychosis. Literally. Putting words in my mouth, just like your dad puts his dick in your mouth.

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>>76117083
>Oh and by the way, how round is your face? Like a basketball? Does upward pig nose have any advantages? Do you have a better sense of smell than normal people?

I look perfectly normal thanks for asking.

Can i talk with someone who has real psychotic issues going on or had in the past, anyone out there?

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Sup fellow finno urgics

>>76117996
How serious of psychotic issues? Hope you find help
>>76118201
Fake

>>76118327
Losing contact with reality for several hours, hallucinations, paranoia. I really would like to dodge being locked up again. I spent whole night trying to ignore voice telling me to overdose cocaine.

>>76118641
Ok that's very serious. Do you not have access to a psychiatrist or at least a doctor? No family? Why /fug/?

Do you have medication?

>>76118697
Im scared of going to a doc because i really dont want to be forced into a particular institution. I didnt tell anyone irl yet. Fug because i saw someone mentioning psychosis. V4 is tired of my shit and i understand that. Im tired of myself too.

>>76118813
can you be forced into an institute in Poland?

>>76118932
Yes,. If you are considered to be dangerous to yorself or others or during a full blown psychosis. Awful experience.

>>76118813
>>76119016
You've been institutionalized then? Maybe you should research what can get you forced in, then go to a doctor and specifically avoid saying that stuff while still getting help.

I don't know man, I don't know anything about the Polish mental health system so this is coming out of my ass. There are a ton of forums online about these issues so I can recommend that from experience with depression/substance abuse.

>>76119139
Ive been forced into hospitals several times. I need to lie down now im very tired. Have a good day people

>>76119265
Good luck friend

Fug really seems to attract interesting people and personalities...

>>76119514
it has turned from a thread about Finno-Ugrics to some kind of support/counceling group

>>76119610
That's probably because foreigners don't seem very curious about fug cultures and history... and everyone wants to share how much they have been drinking to the point of being hospitalized.

Also it doesn't help that there are not that many fugs of Russia. There was some Komi but he wasn't very active.

When fug first started I thought this is going to be Mämmi + ee + Magyar because other fuggers have limited access to internet, are small in numbers or have trouble with English.

You are probably the rarest fugger here. Your language (dialect) is spoken by 500 people according to Wikipedia.

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>>76119514
This thread seem to have even more junkie and alcoholist human waste than mämmi

>>76119805
Täällä jokainen alkoholisti pystyy jakamaan ryyppyjuttunsa kansainväliselle audienssille.

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There is some propaganda about alcohol from 1858... This story is fug as fuck.

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>>76119986
There is the final part.

Translated the story for those interested.

1. Content home-life.
2. Tommi goes first time into a tavern. People say to him: even Tommi is seen with people!
3. Tommi comes from market and shouts at the door: "what ever comes I don't fear!" (not literal translation)
4. Robbery in Tommi's house.
5. Do you remember now! If wife doesn't give debt you lent the book!
6. Don't you fuck give me those ten kopeks?
7. Wake up, mother! I'm hungry, unfamiliar people are holding father he doesn't beat you anymore.
8. Wine did its deeds. It took rational mind out of man's head and but chains to his feet.

Mielenkiintoisia uutisia.

Lukioiden suosio jatkaa laskuaan:
http://www.verkkouutiset.fi/kotimaa/lukiot-66652

Tässä on mielenkiintoista lukioiden nykyinen naisenemmistö ja se suuntaus mikä näyttää olevan menossa jo viimiset kymmenen vuotta.

Sydän-Hämeen lehti kertoo, että siellä päin on ehdotettu ruotsintonta koulua:
http://shl.fi/2017/06/16/makinen-ehdottaa-ruotsitonta-koulua/

"Maan hallitus on päättänyt 2018 alkavasta kielikokeilusta, jossa ruotsinkielen sijaan voi opiskella jotain muuta vierasta kieltä."

We are taking over Sweden. Sweden now has over 719 000 people whose families are originally from Finland.

http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=185&artikel=6638007

Song related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkY_QxFitYA

GET FUGGED SWEDEN! :D :D :D

>>76119770
600, but I think that's just fluent speakers. A lot of kids learn some in Sami school

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>>76120422
Better than having thirdworlders, so can't complain

>>76120422
Most of "Sweden" was ours once, it's a reconquista that's happening now

>>76120715
Every fug should breed as much as they can. According to this song Swedes will bow down to us and Russians would fear us if there were 200 000 000 Finns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDlqXjLmTeM

Pohjoinen rotu
Itäbalttian rotu

>>76085985
10 days drunk. Tomorrow I'll go to the hospital.

>>76120644
Your country is going to be so fugged. Russia already has Putin the Vepsäläinen and we have even infiltrated into your royal family.

Next step of our conquest of Sweden will be to outnumber you by fugging all you women, immigrate there in massive numbers, form huge Finnish communities demanding all kinds of ridiculous privileges and becoming same kind of overlords fennoswedes are here.

If our numbers are not enough we can ask some turanist people to help us in our war of conquest. They would get southern sweden that is muslim wasteland and we would take the north.

Your children are going to say "för helvete" when they see what we are doing but your grand children can't anymore say anything else than "elävä kala ui veden alla".

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Everybody's sleeping, just like in /mämmi/. Depressing.

>>76121104
I just woke up with a hangover. Feels bad tbqh

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>>76121182
Lol, like I've said many times I've been non stop drunk for 10 days. Time for hospital tomorrow.

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>>76121098
All according to plan

>>76121104
FUG, what is that for delicious thing?
How much did this cost?

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>>76120715
Ahh i long for the day we take back our lands.

Drive the germanic scum back to sea!

Viva la reconquista!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67AZVgmSm0

>>76121232
12 euros.

>>76121256
Do you get any sauce with it like sriracha or Bearnaise?

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>>76121104
Mistä tollasta mättöä saa?

>>76121210
We are also going to create museums of Finnish art that have nothing else than spurdo spärdes. We are going to ask the swedish state to subsidize our museum of Finnish art and if they aren't going to pay...

We just tell them that they are racist, uncultured savages who know nothing about art and also their viking ancestors were bunch of rapists and thieves so they really should stop oppressing women (this will cause them to stop breeding).

>>76121279
Only if you want to. It was a steak with onions. I chose french fries.
>>76121291
Italialaisten pyörittämästä ravintolasta (siis oikeiden Italialaisten, ei karvakäsien)

>>76121311
Still pretty nice man, 12 euros for that and it's a lot.

>>76121330
It also includes the large coke.

>>76121310
>We just tell them that they are racist
That won't work, Swedes don't care about racism if it's directed against whites ESPECIALY if it's towards Finns.

Don't let s*edes make a new thread

>>76121684
>>76121684
>>76121684

Due to popular request.

>>76121476
Swedes don't consider Finnish people as White so there is no problem... Also we can complain to European union that Sweden oppresses us and is very racist. Then they will place sanctions towards Sweden.

Things we have to conquer:
1. Swedish businesses - We have to help Finnic businesses and work against swede companies. We have to become the richest people in Sweden. (Their royal family is already infiltrated)

2. Swedish academia; we have to send our children to best Swedish universities and completely dominate their academic life: this is very easy because fugs are the most intelligent race as studies by Tatu Vanhanen and Richard Lynn prove. Also we aren't going to work nor pay taxes: we just multiply and make as many kids as possible. Every kid will be educated as a Fug supremacist.

After we have "conquered" (taken back) "their" (our) lands we can demolish swede homes in order to make more room for you to herd reindeer in. We do this in middle of winter so that swedish families will freeze and die as homeless people.

#Let'sFinnishSweden
#FugSweden