South Germany vs North Germany

>>76085560
what about Austria?

S*d"""deutsche""" sind nicht deutsch.

South Germany is /ourguy/

>>76085488
>Is southern Germany more similar to Austria than to northern Germany?
yes.

Western Germany is similar to the US - cucked by multiculturism.
Eastern Germany is close to Poland - stronk and nationalist, but poor economy.
Southern Germany is literal Barbarism. Proof: Rainer Winkler

Austrians are the better Germans

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>>76088771
You mean better at getting Germans slaughtered?

>>76088865
that's not funny, that's how my grandfather died!

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DER BavariANUS

DER BAYER IST HÄSSLICH
ALS KIND IST ER GEZWUNGEN ZIEGENPISSE ZU MELKEN UND SEINE SCHWESTERN ZU ENTJUNGFERN
ER IST NIE ZUR SCHULE GEGANGEN UND GLAUBT NUR AN EINEN JUDEN NAMENS JESUS
VERROHT DUMM UND ABSCHEULICH EKELERREGEND PROFAN

WIE NENNT MAN DEN BavariANUS
AUF DEUTSCH ??

"DER BAJUWARISCHE UNTERMENSCH"

EINEN BavariANUS ZU ERKENNEN IST DAS LEICHTESTE
HIER EINE LISTE

0. ER IST HÄSSLICH UND BADET NIE
1. WIDERLICH, NICHT MENSCHLICH, UBEDEUTEND
2. BRAUN, AN DIE FARBE DES KOTES ERINNERND, FÄKALIENMENSCH
3. IHRE SCHWÄNZE SIND KLEIN UMD IHRE ÄRSCHE HAARIG, DAS SAGTEN SCHON DIE RÖMER DAMALS
4. IHRE BEINE SIND KURZ, O-BEINIG, WAHRE GRÄUELTATEN DER NATUR
4. SIE HABEN KEINE ÄRSCHE, WEDER DIE MÄNNER, NOCH DIE FRAUEN UND LASSEN SICH VON FRANZOSEN VERGEWALTIGEN
5. SIE VERFÜGEN ÜBER KEINEN NACKEN, SIE GLEICHEN WÜRMERN IM SCHLAMM
6. SIE HABEN GROßE NASEN, WIE KAMELE ODER TUKANE
7. WIE DER ÖSTERREICHER, HABEN DIE BAYERN KEINE SEELE
8. SIE HABEN HERVORSTEHENDE WANGENKNOCHEN
9. IHRE GESICHTER SIND AUFGEDUNSEN, DIESES ZIEGENKOTHUMUS GESICHT

>>76088771
>Austrians are [...] Germans
t. Austrian

I will keep that quote. I knew it all along

>>76085488
>Is southern Germany more similar to Austria than to northern Germany?

Bavarians and Austrians are extremly similar.
North Germans are not that far away from Scandinavians or Brits

Yes it is.

>>76085488
Bavaria is more similar to Austria than the North, but they are still very different than Austrians in my experience. The Austrian dry wit is absolutely priceless.

Northern Germany sucks. They act like Bavaria is full of rednecks, much like someone from New York might treat someone from Alabama, yet Bavaria absolutely drawfs the Norths GDP.

>>76094199
>but they are still very different than Austrians in my experience.

depends. tyroleans are very different even to other Austrians. Upper Austrians speak and act 99% like we do

>>76094242
What part of Bavaria are you in? I've spent a lot of time in Stuttgart for work (also known as the cuck-bowl)

>>76094357
>Stuttgart
>Bavaria

I am from Upper Bavaria

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>>76094385
I wasn't implying Stuttgart is in Bavaria.

>>76086185
Fuck off Frenchie, you've done enough damage around here

>>76094357
>cuck-bowl
fairly accurate tbqh family

>>76085488
Sort of. Bavaria never was thrilled about German unification.

After WWI, some of the southern parts of Germany wanted to break off and join Switzerland, but the allies wouldn't let them (I'm unclear why).

>>76095964
>(I'm unclear why).
Protip: American plans for puppet Germany leading EU

>>76096589
I'm talking about after WWI, not after WWII. If anything a smaller, weaker Germany and a larger Switzerland would be great for continental peace (assuming Switzerland kept its historical neutrality).

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>Servus und Herzlich Willkommen beim
what did he mean by this

>>76100660
>Servus
Hello
>Herzlich Willkommen
much welcome

Southern Germans and Austrians aren't white, that's all I know.

>>76102034
VERY good post

Southern Germany is so superior to their northern counterparts that's it's not even funny

>>76103338
Berlin and Hamburg being in the north certainly doesn't help.

>>76103400 The North is worse in every single way even if you Berlin as a part of it or not.

>>76103471
if you count*

>>76103471
I'm saying Berlin and Hamburg make something already bad even worse.