/brit/

Floating, bumping, noses dodge a tooth
The fins a luminous
Fangs all 'round the clown
Is dark below the boulders hiding all
The sunlight's good for us

>homosport thread ten posts early
hm

>>76083704
20 you newcunt

back to /b/

>>76083719
10

>>76083693
Jesus IS God
he is kurios
Colossians 2:9
For in Him all the fullness of Deity dwells in bodily form

>>76083726
20

>>76083679
obnoxious paki troll

>>76083719
m-meant to say that

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*stands over you*

DISGUSTING. LITTLE. RORKE.

rogan is dubious about the fight

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Jizza Cwoarbyn

>>76083731
Yeah, so Mormons believe that everyone is God, that doesn't make it polytheism

>>76083738
upset sweetie? xx

>porn addicts scrambling to see a brexit themed porn film

feels good to be clean and serene

>>76083777
what exactly do you think polytheism is

>>76083786
where would jo cox murder play into that porn?

>>76083788
Believing in multiple autonomous godheads

>>76083679
It would be so nice if he hammered Mayweather. I can't see it happening.

>>76083777
and no mormons don't believe that, even though it would be polytheism as well. thats not what I told you they believe
>>76083802
okay and they believe in more than one divisible god in control of divisible universes

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*blocks your path*

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This image really irks me for some reason.

gimmick idea: quantum shitposting

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>>76083838

>>76083817
>okay and they believe in more than one divisible god in control of divisible universes

Were you raised Mormon? It sounds like you're just blasting the religion based on misinformation.

not a fan of early threads, didn't even realise there was a new

hope the janny brings his firm justice down upon this thread x

roadmen are dying over postcodes their mothers don't even own property in

you man are fighting for the council

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>>76083872
You fool

the janitor has no power here

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>tfw i will have doctors sticking their fingers up my bum before i'll have a quantum computer

always a delight when I wake up in time for Frasier

>>76083891
rah cuz it's a mad ting

Just did a quantum wank

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*scratches head*

>>76083869
I posted a link directly from the lds site. go and look yourself if you want

>>76083839
HEY LADs, im the tory govᵛᵉʳᶰᵐᵉᶰᵗˑˑ ʰᵉʸ ʷᵃᶤᵗ˒ ᶤᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ˢʰʳᶤᶰᵏᶤᶰᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᶰᵉ ʰᵉˑˑˑ

°•○●□■◇

i've been taking esperanto lessons lately

roz is showing cleavage

>>76083923
all gingers rook same

▪¤

>>76083923
He looks like Charles. He does.

can't taste a damn thing with this hayfever
not a DAMN thing

>>76083923
He looks like Charles though. Same beady eyes and nose shape.

>RACE MIXING IS WRONG
>but it's okay when I do it, I'm gonna get myself a qt asian GF because they're feminine unlike EVIL WHITE WIMMENZ

Rorkes, ladies and gentlemen

>>76083895
The more I think about it, the more I believe we'll never be allowed to have one. At best there might be a centralised one that your average pleb can access and use a limited amount of it in a sort of cloud based system. The internet as we know it would have the change at the most fundamental level if everyone had quantum computers.

do you think May will stay on for much longer?

have to stay awake till 9pm

no idea how I'm going to do it. maybe energy drinks and walking outside

how come english is the only language that doesn't use moonrunes? (by which i mean accented characters and actual moonrunes)

alri thailad

Watching Ali G meets the DUP

>>76083994
¿

>>76083679
Can't wait for McGregz to batter him

>>76083999
alri

>>76083986
Hope so

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tfw moved into the city two years ago and fucking HATE it and i'm moving back out into the country next month

looking forward to the peace and quiet to be honestly honest

you'll do nothin

not one of youse runts will do nothin

>>76083991
Why

>>76084006
Mayweather will knock him the fuck out. what the fuck are you on?

>>76083986
she will.
bit of a fucking mess tho.
how is Deutsche Identity coming along?

>>76084011
thailad can you give me a physical description of yourself so i know what to look for when i'm in bangkok looking for someone to heem?

>>76083986
it's already June mate

>>76084029
fix my sleeping schedule

I sleep at 8 am and wake at 4pm

>>76084021
After having lived in London for 9 years I don't think I can really live anywhere rural anymore 2bh

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What is your weapon of choice for crushing your enemies /brit/?

>>76084041
I never go anywhere without my kekistani flag, I wear it as a cape, if that helps.

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>>76083986
Alright, hands up, who wants Theresa to stay PM?

>>76084041
Look out for a tall, trombone playing white guy with glasses

>>76083801
A gym scene were she does dead lifts before getting penetrated

>>76084059
Why sharp tongue and witty mind

*tips*

>>76084059
scimitars are cool
same with tonfas and kali sticks

>>76084034
what?

>>76084059
Pic of your mum.

>>76084030
Mayweather is a points fighter and a one trick pony. He'll try evade Conor the same as he did Pacquiao

>>76084085
that bad huh?

>>76084049
Mine's fucked too I went to sleep at 4pm yesterday and woke up at 4am today
Not even a NEET, it's cos uni finished and I don't have much to do

Do you think it's possible to build a non-superficial friendship with a woman? Just like you could build with male friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyFpwFtxBTI

>>76084059
Gun

>>76084090
what if mcgregor knows that and plans his shots real smoothly
could turn out to be a slow boring fight but a tough one to call (but we all know mayweather wins by decision no matter what)

anyone know any good drugs that the government hasn't slapped a no fun allowed sticker on yet?

this is just like Rocky, some nobody against the world champion

>>76084092
what?

>>76084099
>went to sleep at 4pm yesterday and woke up at 4am
wew that's unusually long

>>76084104
No women should be traded as slaves are.
>>76084108
FOY

>>76084104

It's difficult

https://youtu.be/T_lh5fR4DMA

>>76084130
yea I had stayed up for like a whole day prior
fucking state

>>76084122
Generation Identity.

>>76083758
my fucking phone broke so i've lost my authenticator and cannot get into my bittrex account where i was storing all of my eth and dgb hahahahahahahahaha JUST

>For his birthday, Donald Trump learns that he’s personally under investigation.Until now, the scope of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election was unclear. While it was obvious that some of Trump’s underlings had been entangled in the investigation, it was unknown how far it extended up the chain of command. Trump himself, citing fired FBI Director James Comey as an authority, claimed that he himself was not under investigation.

>We now know this is no longer true. As the Washington Post reports, Mueller “is interviewing senior intelligence officials as part of a widening probe that now includes an examination of whether President Trump attempted to obstruct justice, officials said.”

where is that yank runt now?

women should be seen and not heard

>become comfortably rich
>can do anything with your time
>try to gain more money

Pooing a do.

>>76084182
Never thought of it that way

>>76084164
saw one of their stickers on a wall on my way to work this week

peeled it off and ripped it to pieces

>>76084104
my best friend is unironically a woman although we have had sex a few times

McGregor is going to get torn apart

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what does FOY mean

>>76084194
your choice

>>76084211
hope so, needs to get taken down a peg

watching indiana jones

It's really fucking bad. spielberg is trash

>>76084104
nope. every male-female friendship revolves around one wanting to fuck/date the other while the other isn't interested.

want a remote controlled aeroplane

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>>76084211

>>76084231
Better shut your mouth smallstuff

>>76084182
Actual rich people that didn't come from money, they actually got there on their own merit are usually this way inclined I find.

don't think I'm shy cos I'm quiet, I'm jus plottin I'm plottin

>>76084138
must be weird being a women, guys always wanting to fuck you

>>76084213
Fuck Off Youcunt

>>76084236
you'll never own one you piece of horrible shit

>>76084231
>trash

Fuck of Yank

how do I stay awake AAAAAAA

>>76084236
Get on

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>>76084255
s-sugoi!

>>76084287
speed, coke

>>76084231
1 3 2
indian one was rubbish.
last crusade was quality big old tank and a knight who told you you chose wisely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5db2sy3ZSc

>>76084313
yeah think I'm watching the Indian one

Roarke was taking the bus to work one day.
Unfortunately he had forgot his 'dora which was deeply troubling like a coalition of chaos.
After hopping on the bus he proceeded to steal a new 'dora from a young Magic: The Gathering fan.
The Magic fan tried to urge Roarke to give him back his hat but he was already preoccupied with a new predicament.
Roarke had of course just encountered his eternal enemy....

....Rasheed
"Ayy you Rasheed stop trashing up my country" Roarke said.
"My names Ismail" the Muslim man replied.
Roarke stepped back his face going just the slightest bit red before retorting "Nobody cares terrorist".
"I'm a....." before Ismail had the chance to finish a stranger had just entered the bus.

That stranger was the current leader of the Labour party, Jeremy Corbyn.
"Roarke, please leave this innocent muslim man alone" Jeremy said firmly.
"But he's a bloody terrorist" Roarke replied.
"No he's a doctor, he helps sick people thanks to our governemnt funded health care" Jeremy replied calmy.
Roarke at this point was seething with rage where before he was just slightly pink "Poor people and Muslims shouldn't have a right to any healthcare even if they have paid for it".

The other people on the bus were absolutely shocked, for years they had believed Roarke was sincere when he said that he believed Government funded healthcare was inefficient and that we would have better healthcare if it was subject to market forces.
However in a single moment their illusions about Roarke were shattered as he revealed his real motivation behind getting rid of the NHS.
Roarke took his seat quietly while the other people on the bus stared at him.
He still hadn't given the 'dora back to the young Magic fan but he didn't feel like it was the right moment to ask for his hat back.
The end.....

want to steal the remote for some runt's remote controlled aeroplane and crash it into some creepy house where local rumour has it a witch lives

>>76084334
>Roarke
>too long

not a word, dread to think how much time and effort you put into this

>>76084334
very good post bet rorke is fuming at your misspelling of >>76084328
orke

>>76084328
John Rhys-Davies is gunna die soon. hes been in everything

*puts despacito on the /brit/ Sonos*

>>76084385
Fucked that right up

>>76084400
*crawls out my khole*
gggrrrr*dribbles* grreeeeEEEET THIS FUCKING SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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only thing poor people deserve is a discount funeral

had a dream where i got a small nazi tattoo the other night but i just checked my back in the mirror and it wasn't a dream

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>only thing poor people deserve is a discount funeral

a classic frasier farce

>open up a film
>Director: David Sandberg

into the fucking trash it goes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc

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ah yes... WW2

guess how many posts ITT I have read

amber rose is a dog

Not a fan of condoms lads.

Its like ah time to stick it in oops better put my gloves on first

nbn's coming this week

is it true that i'll get a static ip and won't be able to ban evade anymore?

>>76084508
thanks Goldblatt

>>76084520
most girls are on birth control there's not a point in using a condom anymore

we can't keep on importing baked beans. bean autarky when

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McGregor doesn't stand a chance, Mayweather is going to jab him to death.

>>76084520
it's like going out into the rain without an umbrella
yeah, sometimes you'd rather brave it, but now imagine the rain has chlamydia

>>76084498
would have been spoken in French

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AMERIPOO POO POO ON THEI SHOE

>>76084552
That's the kind of irresponsible thinking that lands you in a world of shit my yankquaintance

>>76084552
except when they do a cheeky "going off birth control" and you end up with a kid

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>>76084552
yeah don't trust them though, although it's easier said than done

>end up hooking up with qt friend of m8s gf at her house one night
>have no doms
>fug raw
>not worried because i thought she was on the pill
>"just don't cum in me"
>my face when she says this after like 45 minutes of sex

>>76084508
that's what you get for playing videogames

>>76084567
mayweather is like 40, he'll probably drop dead of prostate cancer in the ring

what does it feel like to have your government refuse to allow you to own a gun?

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>>76084614
>with qt friend of m8s gf

>>76084567
100 million dolleridoos for standing in the ring.

>>76084629
she is friends with my m8s gf

not a fan of when they leave the tentacle head bit of the squib in my food

>>76084552
t. Future child support slave

>>76084660
>tentacle head bit
that makes no sense

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the gf

might do a poo and garnish it with a posh wank

>>76084682
testicle*

>>76084599
no college age woman wants a kid. they're big on taking their birth control here. i generally trust them.

>>76084552
do yanks not know about STDs?

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>>76084682

like browsing rightmove

Would be nice to make £70k+

>>76084646
damn! that's like 100 million more than I have right now

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>>76084699
>no college age woman wants a kid

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>>76084722

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>>76084722

>>76084699
>I generally trust this girl, so I'll risk having a child because why not?

>>76084709
those aren't squid, and tentacles aren't the head

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>>76084727
kek

absolutely LOVE when thailad gives me a (you)

makes my bellend tingle

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>>76084699
>i trust this slag i just met enough to not have my kid if i get her pregnant

congratulations, you JUST'd yourself

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Whoa...she's a big guy

?>?>?76084753
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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>>76084721
wouldn't it just haha

>>76084704
who really gives a shit about STDs? We've all most likely got HPV at some point if you're all sexually active. Who really cares honestly

*drinks a beer on an empty stomach*

>>76084770
mong

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thailad you rorke twat give me a you

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>>76084770
>who really gives a shit about STDs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

>>76084768
yeah could have something cosy in london comfortably

*dick falls off*
haha who cares right? must happen to everyone

>>76084770
>HPV is the same as getting herpes, genital warts, syphillis and HIV

absolutely squealing, the utter state of you.

>>76084775
good lad

a day not wasted is a day wasted

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>who really gives a shit about STDs?

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>>76084786

*gets aids*

haha Yolo

>>76084764
for you

what do you mean your cock and balls aren't green and weeping pus? you fucking virgin haha

imagine being fat lads

new yoik

>>76084770
so does this confirm that yanks are all STD ridden, pant shitting, stinky breath hambeasts with guns?

>>76084816
wonder what dying from aids feels like

what do I name my son to ensure he has a worse life than me

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>>76084814
;3

>gets painful recurrent ulcers on dick

carpe diem *dabs*

>>76084835
Anon Jr

anyone remember that show where a guy teaches kids yoga while noncing them on camera

>>76084832
have you ever looked at the disgusting specimens the Y*nks have to offer on Interpals?
horrid creatures

>>76084835
[Your name] Jr

>>76084827

Really want a green cock now

>>76084835
ahmed or vladimir

just done a fart and I genuinely feel sick

does keeping the curtains open when sleeping help you wake up better
something about a natural light pattern

>>76084835
Muhammed

really want to finger thailad up the bum

>>76084835
dick

always in a shitty mood 2bh

>>76084847
pics x>>76084861

>>76084787
david bowie was a sex addicted coke addict...
You'll most likely be fine using your own judgement on who you fuck and avoiding whores. it's really not hard

>>76084835
Barry
lolno Ali or Muhammad

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*blocks your thread*

keratoconus is getting worse in right eye and I need corneal cross linking done next month

really wish I just had normal eyesight and my genetics didn't relegate me to being a subhuman, in any other period of human history I would have been a blind beggar in some alley somewhere and died at 20

>>76084835
Manerd

learning some Latin phrases to spice up my diction

>>76084848
Europeans have casual sex more than Americans.

>>76084898
with an arse full of spunk

>>76084905
learnt that veni vidi vici is pronounced weni widee weeky the other day

>>76084898
how do I keep my good eyesight

not one for dadrock usually but this one is an absolute cracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI66hcu9fIs

>>76084861
AYO
*wipes sweaty brow*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*adjusts boxers*
THAT GIRLS SHOULD
*buys a long-lens camera*
SHOULD BE
*makes a motherless account*
SLEEPING WITH THEIR
*practices crawling through bushes*
CURTAINS OPEN
*gets arrested*

>>76084896
stomach sank and willy did a tingle at this

>>76084898
well with the marvel of modern medicine you don't have to

>>76084800
If you're fucking like a retarded ape without sight, no.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

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> was about to go to the kitchen and get dinner but now my room mate is there so now i have to wait for her to leave

get ouuut get ouuuuuuuuuuut

>>76084938

Baffling post

Never post in /brit/ again

>>76084938
good post

>>76084952
oh yeah, because you can visually diffentiate people who have HIV from those who don't?

you don't even need to have an active herpes infection to transmit it.

face it, you're a fucking mong.

>>76084930
bit simple to call bowie dadrock

>>76084898
I know that feel m8 all I ever wanted was to be a jet pilot but I can't even see anything 5 feet in front of me

Maybe I'll just kill myself and hope for a decent reroll, might be some cholera-ridden rugrat in India though so it's a big risk

>>76084924
I think it is mostly genetics, that being said just wear eye protection in laboratories and construction sites and you should be fine. Apparently it declines by looking at your computer screen but I shan't be believing that nonsense, not that it matters for me since it can't get any worse anyway

>>76084976
>redditspacer

>>76084978
>good poster

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>>76084970

just go cook your food you wanker

>>76084970
fuck her in the puss la

>>76084988
your mum is a bit simple

can't sleep in because the sunlight hurts my eyes

wub wub d-.-b

>>76084908
We have safer sex than you though

>>76084961
>not BNK48
baka

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*blocks your path*

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>>76084989
>believing in reincarnation

literally howling

wish i was a sorcerer in medieval england putting hexes on christian normies

Anon get your dick out of my ass! I'm trying to stir the pasta!

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literally done nothing with my life at all since leaving school 5 years ago

feel like it's too late to sort myself out

>>76084872
my name unironically

>>76084989
if it's any consolation, it's harder to become a jetpilot than it is to get into the SAS.

hate road laws
hate common sense
L O V E heavy traffic

>>76084988
Yea just a bunch if runts don't itt

>>76084982
It's pretty simple, really. You can generally get that impression from looking at them. college age women tend to not have HIV or herpes. If you're fucking some slut from the local pool hall, maybe. But if you're even a little bit observant you can generally detect who may have herpes and who doesn't.

>>76085024
gud poste

>>76084930
Micky Ronson wrote so much shit for people.
uncredited for 90% of it.

>>76085048
got a whole board for that shit right now
>>/x/

thought it was father's day LAST weekend. gave my dad his present last friday and all. good lord I really need to keep up with these things

whenever I do urbex my lungs always hurt afterwards
not sure how builders and maintenance workers survive past 50

>>76085048
And get burnt at the stake?

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first sip of the day x

>>76085089
Rubbish.

>>76085026
Probably because you have more casual sex.

>>76085052
How old

>>76085078
hahahaha your method is literally just stereotyping and guessing. stop acting like you've got some mentalist tier system of deduction.

will postively howl when your stupid arse gets some rip roarer

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>>76085120
21

>>76085052
nah never too old, you can get some qualifications under your belt

>>76085105
not a builder but i have a friend who is

>>76085115
>best before dec 2012
RIP

>>76085133
Not too late at all

>>76085052
>>76085133
there are literally 35 yo neets here, 21 is spare change

nobody would even bat an eye if you were in uni, learning a trade etc

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>tfw dad's dead
>tfw don't have to worry about father's day

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full of fucking idiots this country why the fuck would you let this out and then print it especially with the current state if affairs

Fuck off

>>76085116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLCKnlSZANo

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>>76085168
>tfw single mum and no siblings, never even met my dad or anyone else in my family because they live in south africa

>>76085133
lmao 21 is nothing mate, you can easily turn it around

some of the people in my class at uni were in their 30s

>>76085110
nah because i'd use my magic to get away with it

literally none of the people executed for sorcery were actual sorcerers

reckon a splash of whisky in me iced tea would be good
maybe later when the designated drinking time comes

>>76085126
>stereotyping and guessing.
You should try trusting your instinct sometime, you'd be surprised. you know you can even converse with women too, before you have sex. I just don't understand you guys.

>>76085175
mate the Express once posted that ISIS and the IRA were working together to bomb England because of a quote they heard from someone they met on the bus who spoke to an intern of a Sinn Fein MP

>>76085188
if your from africa, why are you green

>>76085228
they're anglo saffers but everyone just assumes I'm a boer for some reason

>>76085175
UK media commentary on SAS affairs is fucking strange. it's so illegal to do anything like that here. you never hear about anything the SASR do unless it comes from the government itself. it's illegal to film any operation they're involved in the moment they appear on the scene. I am pretty sure it's illegal to even mention they're involved in something.

meanwhile, the UK allows that to be published.

>>76085238
non-boer white south africans are completely irrelevant desu, might as well just pretend to be one

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my syphilis senses are tingling

>tfw turn 20 in less than 3 months

literally cannot comprehend being so ancient. literally a fossil

>>76085215
because we're not mongs who rely on "instinct" and trust of random slags that they're clean.

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>>76085168
>tfw dad doesn't celebrate fathers day because he thinks it's a dumb yank holiday

>>76085147
booze never goes off

>>76085270
Why are you generalizing all women as "slags"?

>>76085216
The Sun, Metro and Daily mail too, very widely cirrculated ones is the point

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>>76085265
>tfw 18 but been posting on /brit/ and 4chan in general since 2012

what went wrong

>>76085228
Oh my god, Anon, you can't just ask people why they're green

>>76085052
>>76085133
literally the exact same but a year older

Why haven't the members of Kensington council been named and shamed yet?

Because the MEDIA are in cahoots and the police are giving these criminals time to delete evidence

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Hmmmm. Really makes you think.

>>76085241
Yea it's really stupid, there was loads of pics of them landing from their tactical helicopters or whatever during the London attacks

>>76085284
because they're some girl I barely know who I think i have a chance of fucking. I don't know their history, and it's better to take precautions like they are than assume they're not.

>>76085319
yeah well if shitskins and pissskins want their own fantasy worls where they're the most important nobody's stopping them

>>76085265
>TFW 20 in 6 weeks
one foot in the grave hahaha

>>76085183
Your claim, you fucking retard.

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>>76085352
I am

>>76085126
he's clearly a fat nigger virgin
even if he saw so-called risk-free slags he wouldn't get a chance to fuck them

>>76085331
every photo of the SASR released here is basically either released through the government or government paid photographer and is heavily censored or a publicity shot for recruiting etc. One of the guys who won the VC in the SASR published a book and it had to be run through the government to make sure it wasn't revealing of anything that they didn't want the public to know. AFAIK, they don't even release what gear they actually use, that's how secretive they are.

>>76085348
You shouldn't be fucking women you know nothing about.

>>76085393
we don't tolerate the use of that word round these parts

>>76085175
probably like those speed camera signs when there's no speed cameras. makes everyone slow down just in case. terrorists will fear tramps now.

>>76085418
hahaha okay mum. instead i'll fuck girls I think I know but obviously don't, but do so raw because no girl would like ever about who they've fucked or what they've been exposed to.

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Didn't he get invited to the Bday Bash?

masturbated 6 times in a row just then

just don't care anymore

>>76085398
I wouldn't fuck slags either. Better safe than sorry. Also risk-free slags do not exist.

>>76085458
what a gimp lmao

Nouméa

>>76085467
How do you even do that i have to do some preparatory strokes before masturbating twice in a day.

>>76085417
yea and rightfully so because of the nature of their work

Very strange indeed they really should change it here

>Youtube autoplay got me to "second life trolling" videos
Has anyone ever played this? This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen

reckon i'd be a great parent desu

too bad i'll never have sex

>>76085457
Your father and I are very disappointed in you. Honestly stop being a retard.

>>76085458
Trumps cock holster wish he'd fuck off

>>76085535
fuck off nonce

want to do a second wank today but I think i went too hard the first time

>>76085458
are nige

>>76085535
second Life is beyond the realms of autistic and is just outright sad

>>76085532
I wonder why the UK is so relaxed about it? the SAS is literally top 3 SOF groups in the world. the idea that their operations on home soil to prevent terrorism are being published by runty papers is concerning as fuck.

>>76085516
Oi pipe down frog

>>76085557
fat nigger virgin

>>76085458
>Marilyn Monroe
or
>Nigel Farage

which way kekistan man

He says, as he uploads another cenaboyle prank call video

>>76085535
I've played it

Very autistic

>>76085564
did you rip the skin?

>>76085589
Gay poop

>>76085557
>Honestly stop being a retard.
>t. guy who fucks every girl who gives him a shot raw because no girl would lie ever

you sound so gullible hahahaha

>>76085595
excellent post

>>76085574
>>76085609
it might just be a new level of autism we didn't believe possible.

>>76085393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4e8vDHDcBs

>>76085576
I guess the difference here is we have good media privacy laws
rich media tycoons run the UK so they shut down any political attempts to censer them

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>>76085646
>>76085646
>>76085646

>>76085576
I reckon they never got around to having regulations about it in the first place, can't seeing the reason for relaxation of those sort of policies 2bh

>it's a group of year 10s and 11s mock you again

hate being a short, sickly humanlet

at least I am safe in the knowledge my posterity have grown to be strong and healthy men

>>76085595
have thailand filtered but im sure this is a good response

>>76085595
Link