/brit/

Got a willy and I'm not afraid to use it

*slashes your slop rations anyway*
heheh, fucking runts never learn

>>76082496
>all gone Pete Tong

guys /cum/ is dead, is it living here

*gives you subsidy slip rations*

>>76082527
no

2nd attempt to fix sleeping schedule failed

so hard to stay awake

hey thailad what does your average person eat every day in bangkok?

always feel a bit uneasy after I eat street food
rat poo quotient must have been higher than usual today

>>76082484
ugly munter

>>76082527
yea we're just waking up live and well x

>>76082523
Aye

Is it time to do a sleep yet

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>>76082541

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SPICE UP YOUR FUCKING LIFE

>>76082538
rice, pork, chicken...

interesting... yes interesting... I truly find that interesting, ahaha...

*filters you*

all right so I'm high and paranoid so I'm trying to get my mind off it

willy bum poo willy wee wang wong willy BUM BUM POO SHIT FART CUNT TWAT PRICK BITCH WANKER BASTARD KNOBHEAD PUSSY FAGGOT BELLEND WILLY POO bum :—-)

#poo #willy #bum

18 years old and just graduated high school, ask me anything

are 98
https://youtu.be/U2xJHprqeCs

>>76082572
how many girls you lay

>>76082563
is it tasty?

>>76082567
screaming, howling

>>76082527
/cum/ was shit and always will be shit. getting insulted by rorkes whenever I post here is infinitely better than commingling with you retards

>>76082586
much of it is lovely

think I fucked a rib yesterday in football practice
should I go to a doctor or let it heal naturally at home. don't want to do a ms dhu

>>76082561
Gurl powah and all that shite

>>76082584
0 but touched a vagina or two and got my cocky succed

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*curls up in your bed*

my pronouns are poo/wee/wank

*poos through the willy on your bed*

>>76082603
/cum/ingling
>>76082613
>a vagina or two
how do you not know if it was one or two

>>76082615
animal abuse. poor cat.

>>76082613
not even at prom?

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>>76082607
looks good twobh

>>76082615
*ties to bed with a rope crafted of socks tied together*
*cranks electric blanket underneath to max output*

delicia

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/06/15/14/18/malcolm-turnbull-impersonates-donald-trump-in-leaked-audio

the pm trying his hand at a bit of banter lads

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>>76082635
How is it abuse

>>76082632
3 actually
>>76082636
didn't go because I didn't have any friends left by the time I was a senior haha

>>76082615
*straps it to a concrete paving slab and lobs it into a beck*

hehe, try swimming moggy.

>>76082649
Meanie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CsD-JJ0mWE

what country would you say really controls f1?

>>76082654
unhealthy and unhappy cat = abused cat

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*solicits a belly rub*

filled with shame and regrets lads :(

>>76082647
Plenty of good choice, there's a bit of a strange flavour palette in some dishes than can take some getting used to on the flip side.

>>76082652
dont mind are mal but fucken hell he just has no charisma whatsoever. I reckon i'm less socially awkward than he is.

don't really know how to feel right now -.-"

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fanny

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Have you ever met an American? What was it like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvF9pWayt2c

you're underage if this doesn't trigger nostalgia for you

>>76082689
It's a trap.

>>76082678
isn't F1 owned be an american advertising company now?

>>76082662
all right man well a qt virgin girl will be very pleased to marry another virgin like you some day
>>76082690
same

>>76082572
Thoughts on pints

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>>76082689

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>Irish start a war of independence because they're Catholic and feel no one respects their religion
>get independence
>legalise gay marriage
>elect a gay PM

bizarre country

>>76082703
yeah he was weird and talked about cuckolding and slept with his shoes on and microwaved water xdddd

>>76082610
Doctor
Not worth fucking it up more

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>>76082695
we only have chinese food here and i'm not brave enough to explore the menu. i only ever get general tso's chicken lel

>>76082703
sparked her out with one swift punch to the jugular

>>76082698
it was a little funny tbf

>>76082710
yeah something like that but i mean which country has the most presence in the sport

>>76082703
met one, albeit not the only one, while i was touring ireland
utterly mad woman who was going through a divorce. her parents were members of some cult in utah, or so the locals told me.
kept prowling round the hotel i was staying at despite not staying at it. was chatting with some lad at the bar pretty late and she wouldn't leave us alone

>>76082615
*punts it to the other side of the room*

>>76082703
met a few, some were alright, some were well annoying though, usually the girls

willy that doesn't reach six inches

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>>76082728
where do you live?

>>76082615
*inserts a firework into its anus and lights it*

>>76082711
all of a sudden i remembering times when i was 16 and trying to become a normie and going out and stuff

and i did some regretful stuff. like grinding on girls in clubs unsolicited and who weren't happy about it. happened only 2 times, but i'm so full of shame that even happened.

>>76082735
easily germany

I don't leave my house much
And I keep to myself
I don't have many friends—
But I know who they are, and you're not one of them
I don't know what to say
If I don't feel completely safe
Just me, so fucked up

>tfw no luxury apartment in a london glass highrise

>>76082722
Irish nationalism is not about catholicism

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>>76082751
new england

>>76082726
don't know how to arrange doctors appointments a-aha
hope it doesn't cost much

>>76082707
haha alri grandad

>>76082759
why germany

>>76082775
usually like $35 out of pocket at a gp

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How fucking dull is her voice?

>>76082774
lovely

>>76082703
Yea loads one of good friends was a lass for New York, gone home for the summer now

Decent people all of them

>>76082737
probably a mormon
>>76082743
you guys should remember that you only meet shitty americans because the only ones who care to travel like that are snobby rich ones, especially spoiled females
>>76082757
hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.

>>76082782
She sounds like she's trying to put on a man voice.

>>76082774
good lad

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>>76082649
>>76082672
>>76082739
>>76082753
You are cruel lads

>>76082779
not ideal
if I call tomorrow can I go in the same day?

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>>76082722
>Irish start a war of independence to end British oppression
>End up killing more Irishmen in the following civil war than they lose in the war of independence

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the so called mandem

>>76082774
Comfy as fuck

>>76082778
Mercedes has been dominant for like 5 years now
Red Bull is owned by an Austrian
Schumacher was german
Rosberg is half german

>>76082764
we'll be your friends in spite of your self loathing, and eels lyrics

>>76082817
Is this /fa/?

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>>76082831
>Red Bull is owned by an Austrian

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GET A FIRE GOING!

>>76082845
3 of them

>>76082793
>hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.

yeah it was mostly whilst on mdma. there was 3 cases actually i remember. in front of people i knew.

>>76082847
austrians are basically germans

>>76082853
how do they know what a menu is

>>76082853
How did they know what menus were?

I respect Tim Farron for choosing his faith over politics but then it's sad that you should go against your faith to be politics unless you're a Muslim and I kind of wish Tim stood up for himself a bit more

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>>76082853
>>76082853

>>76082613
>>76082711
He can't really be a virgin if he's touched a vagina and gotten his cock sucked.

Is there anything more irritating and autistic than people who complain about the misuse of the word 'literally'

>>76082853
WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT AUDITS FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS

>>76082809
depends on the clinic desu. you could probably score an appointment same day but youd need to call like first thing in the morning, the moment the clinic opens.

if it gets really bad, you could always present to ED but you'd die of old age in the waiting room if it wasn't really bad.

>>76082868
yeah, it was like the one global Thai brand everyone knows that I can recall.

> woke up at 7:15
> get laptop out, "ahh I'll just do a quick browse before I get up"
> 8:43
> still here

>>76082870
hive mind
not said that in a while

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what is this?

>>76082882
>should go against your faith to be politics unless you're a Muslim
Sadiq Khan voted for gay marriage and got death threats from fellow Muslims

>>76082892
thats still a virgin as long as his dick hasn't penetrated a vagina

>>76082907
Monster raving loony party

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rate mug flag

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Still remember the vid of those people near the top floor flashing their light on and off


Why is life so cruel

>>76082907
banter

>>76082907
Democracy

>Wake up
>McGregor Mayweather confirmed


holy fuck

>>76082933
utter meme

we are in the meme timeline of existence

>>76082898
just looked up the local practice, closes at 6pm and I can book online so I'm doing that now
just hope I don't die overnight

fuck everyone in this thread

>>76082933
Not mma so McGregor will get a cool several million for showing up.

>>76082912
Maybe in that sense but if a girl has willingly sucked him off and girls have let him touch their vaginas then he has no problems with getting pussy either.

>>76082933
Who de fook is dat guy

>>76082965
100 to be exact

175 for floyd

>>76082951
if you can't get one online, call up first thing. you might be able to get a cancellation or appointment marked off as urgent.

but yeah, if it worsens consider the ED.

soggy cheerios > crunchy cheerios

really is simple as

fuck everyone in this thread and the one before it

>>76082985
Bad opinion

>>76082991
wtf a puerto rico with finland flag

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what happens here

think my cat tries to avoid me now because I always go too far while stroking it

where's the 4chan archive gone now lads

need to look up some shitposts

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>tfw one with the bugs

>>76082978
Mayweather will heem him but he dgaf.

>>76083002
Amber.

>3/4 of the UK's train companies are owned by foreign governments

screaming

i miss archive.moe desu

>>76082933
mayweather wins. boxing is staged as shit
the hardest part of booking a deal was probably because mcgregor wanted an honest fight and they had to pay him like fuck to basically throw it

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>>76083002
boats

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>>76083005
I eat bugs for breakfast

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>>76083005
How are australians even fucking alive?

THIS is where your tax money is going

*shows you my swelling penis*

>>76083031
or mayweather will win because he has boxed his entire life

looks pretty fun Tbh lads

https://youtu.be/udEGHowT16Q

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https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2017_06/IMG_0755.JPG.a5d6fb60e19c007ca3b48418d1f5536d.JPG

>>76083002
Russian nukes

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Woah.

>>76083056
hes not that great, he should have lost against ortiz

>>76083031
>mcgregor wanted an honest fight
Why is he in UFC then?

He'll get beat because he's not a boxer trying to go toe-to-toe with a genuine boxing great.

>>76083059
not clicking this virus

just got back from a walk

saw a shooting star, then it started raining lightly

>>76083069
Islamig Gommunism :DDD

Listened to Ride by Lana Del Rey about 20+ times today. Real banger.

convinced a camgirl not to kill herself

>>76083074
he's better than someone who hasn't boxed his entire life.

also
>mcgregor wants fair fight
>fights in UFC
wew

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tfw your country was settled by anglos and not germans

>>76082817
all look like wankers except for bloke on the right imo

don't know who the fuck this mcgregor person is

>>76083059
>small areola
>thin
disgusting

>>76083057
ah yes another overenthusiastic twat talking about shitty video games who has millions of subscribers for some reason

these people are like weeds

>>76083095
>yfw the abos will rise again and demand reparations from the oppressive white settlers

>>76083088
Not really up to the standards of Automated luxury gay space Communism is it?

>>76083093
>>76083080
wtf boxing is staged as shit compared to ufc.
show me a ufc fight thats as blatantly staged as the tyson seldon fight

>>76083080
He has balls to challenge the best. We know the outcome. He's not sitting back.

>>76083117
or these random vlogger girls who have millions of views for every vid where they ramble about nothing

>>76083117
he only talks for the first part Tbh mate, rest is just gameplay

don't cry

>>76083117
Kek, these people are cancer

>>76083125
the entire saga of lesnar and hunt basically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TfqbuTBqX8

considering learning to play the clarinet

Slowly starting to acquire a foot/paw fetish thanks to images of feet/paws rubbing against dicks

SOzanee takes y0U d o w N to the w@ter

>>76083171
*raises paw*

>>76082991
what about the one before that

wouldn't mind making game videos on youtube for a living t?bh

>>76083160
I'll agree that they were unfairly pushed, but their fights weren't staged. if that was the case, they'd both have far better records like floyd and ali

>>76083125
>wtf boxing is staged as shit compared to ufc.
Hahahahahaha

>>76083131
Yes, and he'll get credit for that, but stop making excuses for him. He'll get his pay day then fuck off back to Joke Ring

>>76083189
Easy Zoe.
Depression quest was shit.
Show us ur tatas

just got a phonecall from jammer

>>76083209
>doesn't fulfill my request

>>76083186
hmm not sure

>>76083189
do you have a vagina?

state of this country where the leader of a liberal party is so heavily scrutinized for being a Christian that he can't be the leader of a liberal party. Why are liberals literally the most intolerant people on the earth whilst pretending they are the opposite?

>>76083194
i'm not saying that boxing isn't rigged or unfair, but it's pretty untrue to imply that UFC is actually fair. at least if a fight in boxing is thrown, both are in on it. strategically scheduling tests and suppressing results so a fucking roidmonkey can slip through the nets into the ring for a fight is fucked.

>>76083218
The Aussie already did, you dumb fat nigger>>76083160

is benadryl a good sleeping aid

>>76082980
seems they had the whole day free, got 11am for a cheeky sleep-in
shouldn't get that bad, I actually kept playing afterwards when it happened. just felt moving around today and hurts to take a big breath/ using any muscle in that area
can't see any bruising or discolouration around where it hurts, don't know if that's good or not lel. nothing protruding at least

>>76083212
shan't be doing this
>>76083223
if I did, I'd already be doing it and twitch streaming.

https://youtu.be/TW8gqWcJ_0k

BANTA

WAHEY

>>76083209
>Yes, and he'll get credit for that
hes getting 100 mil.
I'd get my ears boxed for 10% of that

>caring about boxing
turbonormie

>>76083235
name a specific match where a fighter is given an advantage to win a fight
>>76083240
no

>>76083228
Bit hard when they're promoting social liberal values.

But he clarified he didn't think it was a sin, so I why don't they just leave it?

>>76083228
that was just euphemism for "my party dumped me for being a weird cunt"

>>76083258
Wasn't talking financially.

>>76083266
Yes he did.

>>76083254
what happened to that "new parliament" you were pushing eh Corbo? aha

>>76083243
i normally pass out an hour after taking one pill. makes some people groggy the morning after. i remember taking it as a sleeping aid in college and never waking up for my morning classes, despite all of the alarms i'd set. tylenol pm is a better sleeping aid, for better or worse.

wew had so much of the sex last night I pulled willy muscle

>>76083266
>name a specific match where a fighter is given an advantage to win a fight

literally fucking lesnar and hunt, where a guy who was obviously on roids and pinged as being on roids was allowed to fight by strategically scheduling his tests and suppressing results of hot tests so that no one would get wind of it until after he has fought.

why are all brits wiggers? every brit i see on twitter dresses like a nigger and is a manchild

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Will Kensington go back to blue lads?

>>76083296
that fight doesn't even count towards his record. its been ruled a no contest

>>76083306
sheed

>>76083306
They're called chavs

https://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_2017_06/IMG_0760.JPG.51bd3cf35fd545cb042490c7299a7085.JPG

>>76083285
thanks
>tylenol pm is better
that's weird, I just read they have the same active ingredient (Diphenhydramine)

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>>76083329
implants

the term 'white' is no more accurate than the term 'aryan'

>>76083314
the fight still fucking happened. they'd have 100% credited it as a win/loss if they didnt get caught doing it, and if hunt didn't kick up such a stir over it.

you can't completely negate the entire thing because it was ruled no-contest. it's one of the most definitive examples of fight fixing and corruption in a while.

>>76083343
sad!

>>76083294
FONT

>>76083266
Isn't there a tranny in the women's ufc that wrecks the actual women?

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What do you think of my pet yank?

>>76083329
allo allo

>>76083343
obviously not you stupid cunt

always thought the piss bottle was a meme until i moved back in with the parents and discovered it is highly efficient. i do one better though and put paper towel in the bottle to mask the sound of piss hitting glass.

>>76083350
prove it was fixed behind the scenes by ufc
>>76083357
kek idk
>watching womens ufc
don't just say "its obvious"

>>76083189
you could upload rorke rants and get a patreon like sargon

>>76083357
yeah rhonda rousey

>>76083371
grimmest post i've seen for a while

>>76083383
lol my post got jumbled by accident. cbf to fix

beginning to reckon the ol' so-called thai"lad" has begun to overstay his welcome

>>76083343
not surprising a fat nigger virgin doesn't know natural tits from fakes.

http://imgbox.com/SvqnH5sZ#

>>76083371
pissed in bottles daily at my old place because the bathroom was across the house

have a bathroom in my bedroom at this place so i stopped doing it

moving again in a month or two and the bathroom is halfway across the house. will probably start pissing in bottles again

>>76083383
I don't watch ufc at all, just heard something about it.
>>76083388
I could but I highly doubt it'd take off. I'm not funny or articulate enough.
>>76083393
that's the one

>>76082793
>probably a mormon

Hate this anti-mormon meme

Tories have been playing a dangerous game. Glad they knocked austerity on the head, that should bring back some of their voting base from Labour. How do you fuck up the leading party so badly that literal, unironic communists nearly take your leadership from you?

>>76083405
absolutely fantastic boobies

hope kamala harris gets the 2020 nomination

>combat sport
>Not wrestling
Howling

FAT
NIGGER
VIRGIN

>>76083405
disproportionate
>>76083414
mormons are poly theists my boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_g9PDUNgyI

>>76083412
>I'm not funny or articulate enough.
you could spice it up with memes, memes make everything better

>>76083353
actually hun it's called a typeface ;)

>UK rail companies are owned by foreign governments
>profits are gone into investing in their own railways

scrreaaaming

mayweather can't read

>>76083420
they got cocky, the fact that they still won with barely any campaign to speak of and some dreadful policies does speak volumes, though.

>>76083443
FNV

>>76082774

Fucking fag

>>76082700

>clicks pause
>scrubs frame by frame
>enlarges window
>loosens drawstring
>grabs a fresh towel
>mmmm

hey thailad
how long do you reckon before we can buy consumer quantum computers

>>76083455
so privatisation means selling off to other governments?

what the fudge

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i like you all
keep trying your best
don't give up

>>76083456
I wonder if getting hit in the head so many times has anything to with it 2bh
>>76083465
fallout new vegas?

>>76083443
no they aren't you fool

>>76083456
mom is part irish and thinks mcgregor will win LMAO

got called a breeder at the gay bar earlier lads

>>76083405
Hello those are fake virgin

>>76083366

That is an appalling level of degeneracy.

>>76083488
not disproportionate or not polytheist

>>76083481
state owned companies

>>76083483
ok

Just realized the Mayweather McGregor fight is happening. Holy shit. What a cash grab. Predictions? It should be the biggest fight in history right?

>>76083383
>prove it was fixed behind the scenes by ufc

it's the most astounding series of "coincidences" if not.

>Lesnar tested positive for the banned substance clomiphene in a USADA pre-fight, out-of-competition test and then popped for the same substance on fight night. The pre-fight test result did not come back before UFC 200, so Lesnar was able to fight and defeat Hunt by unanimous decision
>The UFC waived its rule stating returning fighters must be in the USADA testing program for four months before competing again for Lesnar. Lesnar was only tested beginning about one month out of UFC 200. Lesnar did pass multiple USADA tests in June before a June 28 sample — taken 11 days prior to the July 9 fight — came back positive after UFC 200.

hunt messaged dana white several times with concerns that lesnar was hot. white told him he was getting tested frequently, but obviously wasn't. then, somehow, the tests to determine whether he's fit to fight are released after the fight aka after every mong has paid to watch it.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/2/15732664/mark-hunt-lawsuit-survives-ufc-motion-to-dismiss-moves-forward-with-amended-complaint

andyeah btw, the nonce is talking about fallon fox. a transgender woman (born a man) who was a man and in the navy until his mid 20's before transitioning. he was allowed to fight, and fought several women without disclosing to them he was actually born a man. iirc he gave a female fighter brain damage during the fight because of the obvious genetic strength difference.

genuinely don't know what planet you mut live on to reckon it's not fixed.

>>76083493
FAT
PAKI
VIRGIN

>>76083366

cute x

>>76083452
perhaps, but I don't think I will.
>>76083478
I'm not entirely sure a quantum computer will ever be a consumer product. If so like 2040+

>>76083515
mayweather wins by decision

>>76083481
well the franchises were probably most likely to be picked up by other large railway operators

which on the continent tend to be state-owned

>>76083510
Mormons are not polytheistic

>>76083524
quite literally all me
Not fat just chubby though

My slow decent into madness has stalled

hmm

>>76083452
memes age very poorly, there was a time when you could post rage comics here unironically and nobody would bat an eye but try that today and you'll get spammed about being reddit

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>>76083533
>2040+

>>76083541
https://www.lds.org/topics/becoming-like-god?lang=eng

they believe that our beloved Yahweh was a normal man like us who was righteous and ascended to godhood, and we can do the same by being righteous

>>76083536
this.

the fight will be shit. all mayweathers fights where he feels remotely threatened are shit, because he boxes evasively for points.

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>slow decent wont start

Doing a poo x

>>76083566
I can't even imagine the software that would rely upon such processing. We're talking simulation theory tier shit here.

>>76083593
xxxx

>>76083569
How does that equate with polytheism, dummy?

>>76083596
the matrix

http://www.imagebam.com/image/2a5244460974782

http://www.imagebam.com/image/d28c31460974777

>>76083593
pics x

i'm smarter than all of you

probably got a bigger willy than most of you too

http://www.imagebam.com/image/d28c31460974777

>>76083606
they believe we can be god like the god we worship
and that other gods like him who were once righteous people likewise exist in other universes
so believing other gods exist=polytheism

>>76083609
precisely, does the average person really need to be running a literal simulated universe or something that requires equal amounts of data processing?

day old sundried tomato pesto pasta with cheese for breakfast

got 3 people coming over to inspect my room tomorrow
how am I meant to decide who gets it

am dumb with a small willy

>>76083636
video games might reach that point

bet im the biggest cunt in brit could out any of you in the ground

flatmate put some kitchen towel in the kitchen sink

LIVID

>>76083638
yodeling at this

am of slightly above average intelligence and have a respectable willy.

>>76083636
simcraft
mentioning for a friend

>>76083679
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>>76083679
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>>76083646
as cool as that would be, it's also spooky as all fucking hell. Having a game indistinguishable from real life is akin to playing god.How would you ever know you're out of the game?

>>76083631
sounds like they believe everyone can become like Jesus, not everyone can become God

>>76083638
>Gladimhere Putitin

kek solid

>>76083683
Why do we need a new at 290, you fucking obnoxious paki troll?

>>76083638
kek is this real
Might have to give it a watch

What do I do for a month in Leamington Spa?

ethereum at 343 what the FUCK

>>76083638
where can i watch this

google only brings up a bunch of nonces talking about it

>>76083665
I had 7 inches got a bit podgy and down to 6 and a half.
still respectable. r-right?

>>76083687
shoot yourself and if you respawn then you're in a game

*posts in the old thread*

>>76083848
you might be in a game now, want to try it?

>>76083885
you can be scary sometimes Thaila

>>76083924
simulation theory is scary, join us in the new thread, won't you?
>>76083679

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