/brit/

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the so called "bum".

doing a poo

alri bruce

>>76079263
don't care. you're like 40 and still on 4chan. makes you think

>>76079263
did reddit even exist then? I don't recall

>>76079248
Slannesh did nothing wrong.

>>76079271
brisbane bf

>>76079280
if I were, at least i wouldn't be wasting my youth.

idea: terraform australia

business idea: call all yanks yankers (reference to wankers)

*Ties up all the runts in a potato sack and throws it into a river*

>introduced to this site by ray william johnson
i am the worst cancer

Weird how in America yank is a term for a northerner/city dweller

>>76079304
then we can all live there. 10/10 idea

I came here because I saw a /r/4chan post from /brit/

>>76079323
back 2 reddit, nigger

>>76079299
old piece of shit boomer

sea king fuck yeah

If you've been on 4chan since before you ever heard about reddit, then you're fine IMO

>>76079320
Yank is an old English word meaning "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant"

It's a compliment

>>76079320
From a Brit perspective you were all Yanks.

find it weird how JF's congregate in these threads at these hours

this thread essentially becomes a discussion thread for JF's who like british humour

https://youtu.be/J0MdOsBnjmo

>>76079335
>boomer
they're like 60-70

water before and after each alcoholic beverage, lads

>>76079346
It is all day too there are just more British posters to drown them out

>>76079349
Charge up that loic Thailad

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NEED an italian gf

>>76079367
https://youtu.be/fyuNidSrVik

Ah oui oui. Je m'appele mangeons une cake de la fromage s'il vous play

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What meme do you personally identify with the most lads?

It's got to be help helper for me, I literally can't do ANYTHING right, a bonafide spastic

>>76079346
I hate British humour

Just googled, "Ah oui oui. Je m'appele mangeons une cake de la fromage s'il vous play."

>>76079343
It's an old Dutch term for the colonists of New Amsterdam

>>76079380
the shart meme really connects with me

>>76079380
easter toad

disclaimer: i celebrate easter

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>>76079380
Wojak

>>76079374
name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL3si2spf2I

CHOON
H
O
O
N

Je suis une femme de couleur

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>>76079380
the sad man meme

started meditating and realized I've wasted 11 years of my life on this website

unironically 18 years old

>>76079382
literally why do you come here in particular?

>>76079413
je suis un homme de couleur

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been coming to /brit/ for 3 1/2 years now

do you ever download a reddit image and then give it a 4chan filename so you can post it here? i certainly do

Lads?

>>76079375
You told me all about your involvement in this fiasco maybe 2 years ago
luckily i was wasted and didn't save convos you claiming you were the Anonymous kang

Drinking tea lads

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>>76079417
>>76079427
Where did we go so wrong?

>>76079422
to watch the sweet butthurt when you dumb brit faggots see me here

>>76079440
should be archived

>>76079434
i get my images off google and get shit whenever they have a reddit/tumblr filename

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>>76079374
I'll eat this Milky Bar to that

>>76079440
well if what you say is true, it'd certainly be in the archives now, wouldn't it?

>>76079422
This place is like the more intellectual version of /cum/

Over there it's just people talking about anime and video games

>>76079455
looks like eggman

>>76079455
looked at this image and now i need to wank for the 4th time today

Double or more sequences of the number 7 are my shit.

>>76079444
fucked my literal millionaire gf's best friend in 2004 and fucked everything up so now I'm a shut in

>>76079458
PEE PEE POO POO NORMIES REEE XD LADS

>>76079457
Biphasic was a code word.
Shant say much more until I get my lawyer, from Tumblr

>>76079487

i call this the self-post

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caught this yank runt in my yard lads, might milk him soon

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I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a King of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...

>>76079500

>>76079463
Tosser
>>76079465
Literal tosser

reee'd at the bartender tonight when he foamed over my pint and got kicked out

>>76079271
We get it.... You're gay af... Kys already...

>>76079489
imagine this guy's life

>>76079496
I'll heem you, runtoid

haven't posted in /brit/ in a while

SPLICKITY SPLACKITY SPLOCKITY SPLOO

THE POST AFTER MINE ENDS WITH 5-2-2

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> We get it.... You're gay af... Kys already...
> "hmm i feel as though i am QUITE in the mood to wet my whistle upon some microwaved poo poo mm yes"

>>76079505
I'd bet he posts on 4chan

Between the insane internet censoring and shity fire hazard buildings UK really is a third world country. In a decade or two everyone will be speaking Arabic or some sort of Paki tongue too

It's been real UK. The history books will talk about you fondly

>>76079480
you're up a bit late lad

>>76079520
check out these 3s

>>76079545
haha

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>Between the insane internet censoring and shity fire hazard buildings UK really is a third world country. In a decade or two everyone will be speaking Arabic or some sort of Paki tongue too

>It's been real UK. The history books will talk about you fondly

>>76079528
late until the beer runs out lad.
fucking early after

>>76079537
ha

>>76079516
Better not drag those gelatinous folds of yours over to Wakefield if you value your life

>>76079523
>everyone will be speaking Arabic or some sort of Paki tongue too
you'll be speaking Spanish sooner than that.

Plan B is a good music group tbqf

>>76079550
I already do puto

>>76079548
>>76079560

>>76079523
Haha wow post more shitty bait autismo

I'm sure you'll be raking in the you's

>>76079549
lmao m8. I look like Black Panther. Your move.

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Stop watching porn.

>>76079547
do you usually frequent these hours or are you on a bit of a mad one?
>>76079557
imagine my surprise.

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the 'attle 'ation

>>76079566
>autismo

No im autismoand the only bait I post is the one about living in the us going boating, rock climbing, hiking, camping, while in the uk they go from pub to club to kebab

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>>76079580
Alri

>>76079574
i can give up smoking, drinking, and even meat, but i absolutely cannot give up porn

drinking beer puts brain cells on your chest

is 3 pints of 14% too much?

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The gf

>>76079602
too much for what

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if you had to have a QR code tattoo, where/what would you link it to?

>>76079591
Post puppo Desklad

>>76079602
I would wait a while before cracking open another one usually

>>76079614
meatspin or a screamer

RELIGION OF POOS

>>76079573
Yeah and your jaw would hit the floor before your fake gold chain you utter fucking tardigrade

>>76079574
Not the boss of me, Trotskyite.
>>76079575
>do you usually frequent these hours or are you on a bit of a mad one?
I remember your posts here. It was around 4am gmt.
I was working nights.

>>76079614
Could I get a tattoo of a snapchat code?

lately i've been doing something similar to what nikola tesla did when he fell in love with a pigeon

*Smashes your fanny in half with my gorilla dick*

>>76079610
to pretend you're healthy

>>76079636
i see
>>76079641
sure

>>76079614
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit

>>76079580
that semen drink is so good

>>76079627
is it true that yank families eat their dinner out of a trough?

stayed up til 5am playing skyrim again

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doing a rather large think

>>76079614
bh ideas

>>76079489
>>76079521
>>76079663
I bet you're having a lot of fun right now aren't you? you're probably snickering at your computer because of all the witty posts you're making

>>76079666
Did you manage to rim the sky lad?

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>>76079631
I wear a sterling silver crucifix, faggot

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>>76079660
noice

>>76079674
all blacks

>>76079656
but would it work?

>>76079614
A link to a stream of Gayniggers From Outer Space

>>76079691
you misspelled nonce you 40 year old paedophile

>>76079695
nah he supports the lions desu

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>>76079674
Gee, I wonder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xARtJlsUi4

CHOON
H
O
O
N

>>76079704
>paedophile

stop culturally appropriating our language you yank twat

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Why are all labor voters okay with having insects crawling over them? I'm terrified of bugs but for some reason labor voters don't care about having a potentially poisonous and most likely dirty creature crawling all over them?

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>>76079699
idk I don't use snapchat
>>76079703
you may well just be in the lead with that, I'm going to raise you: http://www.gnaa.eu/

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ROOOOOOOOO WHY ARE INTEL PARTS SO EXPENSIVE

I SIMPLY cannot live on bennies

>>76079723
excuse me? I'm transnational

>Wonder why yanks are so obese
>buy a pack of pepperidge farm cookies from the imported section in the supermarket
>eat them all in one sitting(very tasty)
>look at the calorific info, 130 calories per cookie(8 in the pack)

wew lad, makes A LOT more sense now

>>76079743
they come in 16 packs here

>>76079674
need a picture of that bloke from ancient aliens where he says "aliens" except instead the caption says "niggers"

>>76079690
Only crucifix you'll be seeing is the one I'll be nailing your bollocks to when I'm through with you

>>76079743
they come in 32 packs here

>>76079743
plus portion sizes are enormous. a lot of people i know who went there could only eat twice a day max because of the amount of food they were served. those who ate 3 times a day all gained weight.

>>76079752
niggers fled north

>>76079743
they come in 64 packs here

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Start the new job on Monday lads

>>76079743
they come in 128 packs here

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Footy lads

>>76079755
rude

>>76079735
>idk I don't use snapchat
what are you 40?

>>76079743
256

>>76079785
nearly, 27

>>76079785
what are you 12? middle school children use snapchat it's literally targeted towards their demographic

400mg of modafinil straight up the shitter

>>76079743
1024

pepperidge farm cookies are really nice tho ngl

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>>76079785
>tfw I promised as a kid I'd never be tech-illiterate like my dad
>now 23, don't have an instagram, whatsapp, twitter, or any account other than facebook
>have a galaxy S2 and feel lost when looking for upgrades

>>76079761
Too much effort to eat more than twice a day
REALLY hungry atm though, used to big Yank tier portions

Enjoying the subversive degenerate TV show that is American Gods.
Why is there not a fatwa against Neil Gaiman?

2048mg of phenibut down the gullet

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you can ONLY reply to this thread if you are above 6'

>>76079743
1,048,576

>>76079832
>having social media accounts and a phone qualifies you as tech literate
hate this society of mediocrity

>>76079832
doesn't take a genius to figure out all those services, they're only used for normie narcissism anyway

>>76079834
I saw vietnam on the news last night, something about a massive dragon thing that shoots water at the weekends.

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

>>76079836
Why is it degenerate?
Never seen the show or read the book

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>>76079862

watching true detective

how does matthew mcconaughey look so much better in a suit than everyone else? can't tell if it's the kind of clothes he wears or his body shape

>>76079857
>>76079832
>>76079807
>>76079798
whatever grandpa

>>76079674
prefer the nabisco cookies

>>76079858
That's in Da Nang I think
Far from me
I'm looking to visit the Golden Temple in Dai Nam this weekend though

>>76079866
Just messing Vietla.
It's good shit.
Gay Arab lad gets fucked by an efrit or a djin or something like that

the da nang boys

>>76079901
dunno how I managed to reply to that post instead of >>76079743

>>76079915
shouldn't have corrected it I thought it was decent satire

>>76079904
Aren't you all templed out yet? I mean they're great, but seen one, seen them all.

I occasionally need to go to a local one but once you've seen the more flashy ones, nothing really compares.

>>76079935
>why doesn't everyone share my opinions and point of view?

>>76079942
I wanted to hear his take on it.

>>76079913
ey busta

Didn't check the dead toll from that towering inferno in London.

wonder how my mum keeps getting viruses on her computer, can't imagine her clicking any dodgy links or looking at porn

>>76079935
No, I like the temples and their atmosphere
I've not really been to many at all yet since I haven't had time until now
I might go to another one today if I have time

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>>76079380
sad cats

>>76079962
12 according to the front page of BBC

>>12

>>76079980
wouldn't even trust the bbc to report the weather

>>76079993
bbc weather is pretty good actually

>>76079980
they were tossing youngsters out windows this time yesterday
12 is a decent number for what was it? 500 in that commie block?

>>76079969
>their atmosphere
this is fair enough, I like going to them properly, not as like a gawping tourist though. Perhaps it's a bit different here in that regard.

>>76079976
>>76079980
If my janny application is accepted I'm banning both of you for avataring

unironically still waiting for my janny acceptance email

>>76079980
18 in critical condition and many more unaccounted for.

>>76079674
don't like that slavery graphic. it was the democratic party that fought in favor of slavery and did the lynching. the parties switched

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>>76079400

rule 1 of janny applications - do not talk about janny applications

>>76080007
commie blocks don't catch on fire. they're just massive slabs of concrete

Do NOT watch this if you're feeling feelzy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjm5p2zgQYo

>>76079380
the one with wojak staring at the computer screen all day and going to sleep at an irregular time

>>76080007
Not entirely sure, this article seems pretty detailed after a brief skim
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40280169
>>76080012
jannies can't ban
>>76080024
also this

>>76080037
another tragedy that could have been avoided were we communsit smdh

>>76080010
I still like to take pictures so I can send to my family and friends back home, but I usually try to be respectful and embrace the place.
There are different temples besides Buddhist ones here too, like there's some Daoist one or something in town which looks strange

want to marry dillion harper desu lads

>>76080037
Funny isn't it
How a Brit commie high rise lasted all night on fire but. But, World trade towers gave up after several minutes.
Steel beams sir.

>>76080052
I will put in a strongly worded letter to the mods for the two of you

>>76080067
so fire can't melt steel beams? hmmmm makes one think about what exactly happened on 9/11

think i might be shadow banned from tinder lads

haven't gotten a match in over a week

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Who /snug/ here

>>76080082
Rewatching Loose Change.
Aliums did it.

>>76080082
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

aleyuns

>>76080060
>I still like to take pictures..
You would be remiss not to. Don't get me wrong, I was just under the impression that you've done this many times already since you've been there.
>>76080069
You can do that anyway without being a janny. IRC Rizon #4chan
>>76080082
Lucky Larry wasn't there to have it pulled
https://youtu.be/Wq-0JIR38V0

>>76080109
not fucking around with 1980s network messaging technology just to have you banned, I'd rather wait until I'm janny.

>>76080110
written like an a-level student but still quite funny

>>76080089
Comfy fire.
Needs a long fork with some bread toasting on it.
Brush that ash in.

you don't get to bring friends

>>76080126
I can help you if you're s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ confused..

>>76080134
Since the last time I did English was at GCSE I'll take that as a compliment

so glad i started lifting, these days whenever i see some skinny runt with twig arms i instinctively want to heem him

megadeth or metallica

>>76080136
Doing a brush

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miss her

>>76080172
no

>>76080162
>see someone more muscular and taller than myself
>think "lol DYEL? fucking manlets"
the memes, jack

got called a faggot by a girl today, didn't know girls were capable of homophobia

>>76080126
why are you impersonating me

>>76080162
i could implode you with my brain waves, runt

>>76080175
good man
post results.

might do this martial arts academy in china

it's 1 year long and costs $5000
that includes food and lodging

bf called me a faggot today

can't wait to drop some MD again tomorrow

crystal or pill texting my dealer rn

sick of being ugly, might unironically get plastic surgery

>>76080205
lol

don't reply to it

>>76080214
pillzzzz

>>76080205
Reminder that kung fu was invented by a white man

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>>76080196

>>76080223
ini hahaha

love the comeup on pills

nothing like it

hammered rn haha

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Fuck you all. Cunts!

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nonce how do i fix this

and yes i tried google

>>76080234
i had a slow motion effect on pills once, was unreal

>>76080268
nice I look forward to it myself

starved myself for 3 months

know the name of your pill?

You were made to shine under southern starts,
in my hear tonight

>>76080228
noice brother.

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*Boogies into the thread*

Alri lads

>>76080089
why the fuck do you need a fire?

aint it like 1000oc over there?

>>76080278
not a clue, this was years ago but apparently they were triple strength or something (what ever that means)

did pills the other night tho but didnt feel it, i think i was too drunk

big twitter beef 2017

>>76080172
Metallica pre 90.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcjN5BNU9CY

>>76080295
threads closed due to aids

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

>>76080297
No New Zealand winters are cold

might become an austrailian tripfag on /brit/ for a laugh

>>76080216
what op?

>>76080295
was raised on this game desu

>>76080314
nah just have a rumbo and ull be right

>>76080300
drinking with pills

nah wasteman move senpai

but yeah pills have been weakened as f after the media scare culture on it it's literally like

>pretty blonde female died on MD whilst not hydrating all night and taking two pills

>man died whilst drunk and drowns
>silence

hmm

nang

>>76080228
highly HIGHLY envious

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>>76080268
you are like a little baby

>smoke weed "to go to bed early"
>stay up until 6am regardless
ahhh yes now it is sunny and warm lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4rA6027PM
dont have to be myself infront of her
roll myself one and we start talking
live the old life just for her

>>76080245
solved it without dumbfuck thailad

Gonna do a drunk tomorrow night.

>>76080389
same

>>76080375
is this this shite that sounds like grime?
fuck. it is
shant.
Iceland what are you doing to yourself?

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>>76080378
next time ask nicely

why does britain hate white people so much

>>76080399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
I like it desu

>>76080336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doqG1_Rz1_c

think this type of music is best for pills

>>76080413
Muslims have always hated white people.

>>76080414
You're Scandi and Celt.
We demand reparations btw.
Why are doing this rap crap?

POO POO WILLY WILLY BUM BUM

doing the ol' constipation

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alri la- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Like rock and roll. Like metal too don't get me wrong, but I like non-metal blues inspired rock and roll. Don't like shit from today. Simple as.

>>76080423
then why are we letting them into our countries

>>76080460
I really don't fucking care

>>76080463
Leftist retards.

>>76080463
>america
>white

lmao i'm one of the few remaining white people in the country in fact i don't think i've ever even seen another white person here

>>76080452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEzeACAXbg
because it's good m8

>>76080465
>>76080463
>>76080460
>>76080459
FOY

love King Diamond me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9LtReyYaE0

>>76080498
Good lad.

just dreamed I was sucking a big nigger dick in subway

Ah excellent now both paedophile fugitives are here

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>>76080503
subway?

>>76080454
>>76080459
>>76080460
>>76080463
>>76080465
>>76080484
>>76080487
>>76080488
>>76080489
>>76080498
>>76080502
>>76080503
>>76080505
snap

>>76080514
furshit

brit is full of foreigners

an authentic british experience

>>76080514
Post the whole picture.

>>76080498
Love some Ghost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGC2iP5ss6E

OFFICIAL BREAKFAST CEREAL POWER RANKINGS:

1. All bran
2. Bran flakes
3. Weetabix
4. Oatmeal
5. If you eat anything else you're a literal child

>>76080533
here's some top tier metal
best Death album of the 90s imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8

>>76080515
..chat?

>>76080537
anything but coffee and cigarettes for breakfast is manchild tier

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>>76079248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChwSZpOrwg
>Slaanesh's Damnation: The Musical

Come and join the anthem of the Perfect Prince.

Don't like chocolate folk simple as

business idea: chocolate fork

>>76080560
post pale hairless nordick body completely naked

>>76080562
>coffee and cigarettes

HOWLING, you're that guy at work who everyone avoids but you have no idea why

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>>76080562
>not butter covfefe
here they have this thing where they mix egg into the coffee, and sometimes yogurt as well
VERY good, like breakfast in a glass

would rather be a manchild than a 25 year old who thinks he's a 45 year old

Is this Mayweather/McGregor thing a joke?

>>76080585
>hairless
it ain't me

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>>76080617
>>76080617
>>76080617
new

LOVE garlic lads

eating some salt

>>76080546
>best Death album of the 90s imo
Nah mate. With respect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

a corruption of L-O-L