/cum/

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nth for good music

I will get an asian gf this year, I bet my life on it

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>>76078042
>no dubs
>not 1st
RIP

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>>76078039
nth for better music

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>>76077986
BTC is going to fork in August and LTC is essentialy a faster, cheaper BTC on steroids, LTC is the only stable coin that isnt ripped to shreds every dip, Chinese buyers are starting to notice it more, segwit up and running unlike bitcoin, faster than BTC with lighting, on coinbase and joining other exchanges, almost nonexistent fees, 2.5 blocktimes and that chink from Google Lee quit coinbase to work on LTC full time. Should at least reach 300 this year

>>76078015
Here you go Miggy

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>>76078069
>no-wave

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I want a girly-girl asian gf that acts really immature but chill at the same time

Arrived in Bauska, lads

>>76078081
makes more sense than the memes I usually base my crypto purchases on, ill buy some tommorow probably

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>>76077975
Gonna need a source on that

I want a blowjob, that's all
My life would be complete

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>>76078098
you just described my perfect woman

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Reminder that they actually published this

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I want a young nixon gf this year

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>>76078129
H-hi

>>76078137
I swear the Jews are trying to use combinations of subliminal and superliminal tricks to get people to assassinate republicans

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>>76078137
But they told me only the pro-Trump media advocated violence!

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>>76078113
>makes more sense than the memes I usually base my crypto purchases on
Are you telling me you don't buy your crypto based on who has the greenest mastcot?

>>76078191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awKw7kvCJHQ

HATE globalist cuckolds

Where do I get finance data if I were to write my own stock trading game? Yahoo and G**gle both shut their's down

>>76078201
this. Thank god we elected the God emperor

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>>76078254
I know, thank God shillary Lost

>>76078210

pay bloomberg 24,000 american dollars a year

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>>76078200
So will I see several articles about how Bernie Sander's dangerous politics fostered hate and division? :^)

>>76078168
From a biological woman

Preferably white brunette

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>tfw number 1 in my stock market game
Lamboland in the virtual and real world

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Gonna kms if no one says gn to me

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>>76078288
Oh :(

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>tfw invested in Alibaba last year

Feels good to be smart

>>76078308
>>76078081
Are you Jewish or something?

>>76078318
plox

>>76078289
Sounds like southern USA

Is there any proof that trudeau actually said if you kill your enemies, they win.

>>76078326
If you can make a cute trap I'll consider

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>>76078333
NO! Fuck you

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>>76078384
I-I'll try

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>>76078381
>his most famous quote
>didn't actually say it
Can he do anything right?

I've really tried getting into IPAs so I can feel superior to the common pleb, but I just can't. They all taste like asshole. Beer isn't supposed to just taste like hops

I wish americans weren't so overweight

>>76078412
The other Pale ales and also Wheat beers are good.

Going to fap to my qt British slag now

Nothing wrong with bbeing overweight

really like black metal, 2bh. I don't tell anyone I do though, and you'd never guess by looking at me it's my most listened to genre of music

>>76078412
IPA's are hipster estrogen filled shit, stouts and porters are the way to go

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>/cum/ slows down all at once
Post moar

>>76078413
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/08/blame-the-city/375888/

>>76078486
>estrogen filled shit

the fuck are you on about?

you know my life might suck but at least I can revel in the fact that I wasn't and never will be from arkansas

Has anyone here taken the Carmbidge English CAE exam?

I want to get the certification but its quite pricey and I don't know how hard It will be or how to study for it.

>>76078592
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi

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Day of the grill can't come soon enough :(

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Privet, pindoses. I'm a slavnigger. Would you fuck with me?

>>76078607
Quiero novia mexicana

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>>76078318
gngngngn

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Australians one true purpose is to entertain us.

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>>76078669
Truly

>>76078614

Are you a woman? I cannot tell.

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>>76078724
y so angery?

>>76078740
im in pissthuania

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>>76078799
>pissthuania
>latvian flag

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>>76078812
mobile net keeps original flag my man

When will day of the rake come.

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yuo woodn't lye tu me?

>>76078855
I hear the Lithuanian countryside is nice. Why don't you get a wife and go live in a cabin somewhere?

>>76078872
Never in this dead general

>>76078882
Because Latvian cabins have better countrysides attached to them, I should know, I asked him once.

>>76078882
Fuck lithuania, Latvia is the real deal and best Balt.

>>76078905
this is true

t. knower

>>76078875
never, love

>>76078939

I heard Estonia takes a shit on Latvia, and Finland just laughs at you all?

>>76078981
Theyre quite delusional, yes. Those 100+ euros to their monthly wages have really inflated their egos. I was recently in Tallin, its a shithole with dirty streets and soviet symbols on every 4th building.

>>76078128
wish I knew

or I might have it but my folder is large and my computer hates loading pictures from usbs

We need to build a wall around /cum/ to keep the europeans out.

>>76079032
FUCK you

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>>76079032
a big beautiful wall

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.1
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- “Joker"
4-hunstville alabama
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
10- paha sapa
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
IM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO PUT HIM HERE GAP
90000000000000000001-montgomery county pensylvania

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>>76079047
hey fuck you, buddy

>>76079113
when will you show us your cara lewds

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>>76079133
I don't think they are worth seeing.

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>Turn on the Eurobeat
>End up almost driving out of my state from backroads
Feeling

>>76079147

i legit find this pic attractive

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>no longer welcomed in /cum/

>>76079202
Just make sure to keep the other Yuros out

>>76079202
Nah m8, all native euros welcome. Turks are middle eastern scum not welcome. Slavs welcome.

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>>76079189
Sinaloa must be a very bleak part of Mexico

>>76079235
WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIT

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>/clum/ days are gone

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>>76079235

qUIe the topposite

also, womans ugly

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i'm leaving to bed now

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If you post anime.

please leave

whites need to start having kids

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>that woman is ugly
>posts cara

watched a Slavoj Žižek video

Ex said she wants to get back together
Not sure I should

>>76079351
I'm not a normalfag

>>76079392
Why not

>>76079406
Being normal is boring

>>76079409
Not having friends or a gf is more boring

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_Why my Waifu would love Me if we coexisted in the same plane of Reality_

1. The current real world is controlled by jews. Women are taught misandry, they are poisoned by various pills and genetically modified substances and drugs and excess of alcohol and unhealthy foods and many, many other things. Their whole life, they are taught that men are living sex toys and living wallets, and that divorcing them (to take all their money) and cucking them is an aspiration.

Contrast with anime girls and anime worlds. Anime girls try to take care of themselves, have healthy diets and athletic and fit bodies. They follow their normal, maternal and monogamous instincts. They are NOT taught that men are walking ATMs, walking dildos, walking dopamine dispensers, or objects of any kind.

2. Males that anime girls usually fall in love with are stereotypically beta or omega males. They are virgins, shy, socially awkward, autistic, petty, passive-aggressive, unassertive, doormats – esentially the most undesirable male imaginable; yet, anime girls still fall for them, because they show kindness or courage or perseverance (usually only one of those traits). Since I am essentially a gamma/alpha male, my waifu would very obviously fall me since I exhibit several desirable traits IN ADDITION to the one displayed by the anime male.

3. The whole issue assumes that the person who has a waifu is an undesirable male. This is untrue in many cases. Many males decide to drop out of real life relationships for the issues mentioned in the first paragraph. If my waifu were real and I met her, she would very obviously love me and fall for me, as healthy and rational males and females tend to come together.

>>76079421
it's possible to be eccentric and have those things
just don't be a submissive ugly or annoying runt

>>76079421
I don't want friends and I don't want a gf.

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This week has been a fucking shitshow weather wise. So far every afternoon after a clear sunny day, we've had hail this fucking size. Two broken windows and our cars have a shit ton of dents on them now.

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Found my old bitcoin wallet

>>76079482
Give me a tl;dr

>>76079633
1. only reason 3d women don't like me is because of jews

2. anime girls like betas

3. i'm only a virgin because i choose not to try

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>>76079715
Go to bed

>>76079511
cut your fucking fingernails holy shit

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Why is nighttime /cum/ always fast & lively or very slow? Seems like there is little in between.

>>76079734
he has a 3d gf

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why do people like earhtbound

so boring

>>76079753
You too, loser

>>76079742
Not my photo. It's my neighbors. He had just gotten his windows fixed from Monday's storm. Just to have them break again.

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>tfw no more James, summerhouse buddy and other /cum/ friends

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It could be completely empty I have no idea

I want to experiment with drugs but there really isn't anything in the house worth trying. there's only Gravol (Dimenhydrinate) but i did some erowid research and it doesn't look like it's very pleasant to abuse

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>>76079783

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>>76079821
at least youre still here

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i just masturbated

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>>76079839
I call it "Worshipping Aphrodite"

>>76079839
To this/cum/ famous pre-pubescent looking chink?

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excersising makes me horny

idk why, like honestly im out there lifting and i just have half a boner

then i get home and inmediatly masturbate, i need help.

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Shit came down so hard it even broke our blinds.

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>>76079863
>i need help.

>>76079865
warzone tier

>>76079860
yes

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>>76079838

I AM SO FUCKING WIRED AND PUMPED UP BUT ALSO SAD AND TRAPPED AND ANGRY ALL AT ONCE I JUST WANT TO START DRIVING WEST BUT I GOTTA STAY IN JAIL FOR 4 MORE YEARS BUT JUST YOU WAIT I'M GOING TO BE A PILLAR OF THE FUCKING COMMUNITY JUST YOU WAIT I AM GOING TO FIND AN ISLAND FOR MYSELF AND SHINE THE LOVE LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE HOLY SHIT WOW I MISSED SO FUCKING MUCH BUT GOD DAMN I WAS BORN ALMOST IN TIME WHICH IS A GIFT IN OF ITSELF I WILL GIVE EVERYTHING I OWN FOR YOU FOR THIS OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING MAD BUT SO FUCKING HAPPY THE SUN WILL BLIND ME AS IT SETS IN THE WEST WHEN I DRIVE TO IT BUT NEVER WILL LIFE FEEL SO GOOD EVERYDAY I WILL FIGHT AND PLAN FOR IT MAY THIS LIGHT NEVER FADE FROM MY MIND'S EYE I AM SO SO SO SO SO MAD WOW FUCK SO ANGRY BUT SO GRATEFUL TO BE SO CLOSE EVEN IF IT'S LIKE JUST RUNNING OUTSIDE TO SEE THE RED SHARD OF A RUNNING SUN GOD GOD GOD GOD I FINALLY SEE OH GOD I FINALLY SEE EVEN IF I DIE ALONE I WILL DIE IN THE RAIN OH I FINALLY SEE ALL THIS TIME ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!! OOOHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76079881
It honestly sounded like that hitting our windows. Like a bunch of gunshots going off. Would rather that than what we had Monday. Gusts of wind up to 100mph. Tore some shingles off our roof. Our neighbors behind us have plastic siding for their house and it looks like someone took a shotgun to their house.

>>76079922
does car insurance there cover the dents and shit from stuff like hail?

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>>76079884
>look through her IG
>there's about 1 photo were she doesn't look like an 8 year old
Hmm...

>>76079930
Yeah, my brother fortunately got full coverage and already filed his claim. Insurance companies and window repair guys are gonna be busy as fuck all week and into the weekend. It's been 100+ all week. Which is what is causing these fucking ridiculously strong storms. I don't have the picture of his car but it dented it so bad it chipped some paint off.

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snortin some dillies rate this waste bc i dont have needles

>>76071151
oh fuck off cara everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
you post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians

the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why you whine like a teenage girl when no one gives you any (you)s

>>76079905
what's up bud? any luck with the okc?

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>>76079982
(you)
>this was actually a decent post desu

>>76080000
thank you, nice quads

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>>76079982

Dude, did you just made a long angry reply to a 6 hour shitpost?

Whats wrong with you boy, also make me a tl:dr

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it's gonna be a fuckin hot weekend, might unironically go to the beach

>>76080043
been 33 here and I'm from the north
litrully africa here

>>76080017
I was responding to you, you didn't have to point out that it was a shitpost. And why the hell do you care? What's the purpose of posturing on an anonymous mongolian equestrianism forum?

>>76078039
one good song

>>76079860
>pre pubescent
you haven't seen her boobs i take it

>>76080072

im not posturing or anything, it just seems out of character from you.

im 12 cm

>>76080108
Lol ok dude
Here's my powerranking
1. interesting people
2. boring people
You're in the second category

Gonna get a haircut tomorrow friends
Holding a conversation with the hairdresser is always a challenge but I have to do it

1. mustard
2. ketchup
3. mayo
4. hot sauce
9000000005. relish

>>76080131
Mine doesn't talk usually.

>>76080091
They are only in a handful of pictures, in the rest she looks like an 8 year old.

>>76080119
>>76080131
>>76080139
good posts
night buds

>>76080152
it's probably time for me to go to bed as well
Have a great night lads

>>76080149
my gfs boobs get a lot bigger when we are having sex regularly

it's great

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>>76080165
Feeling ronery tonight?

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Is it time for anime?

>>76080195
>>76080195
nah im good thanks

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>>76080244
No

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>>76080274
When's the time for anime?

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>>76080293
This is probably why the other black children were mean to you.

really wanna learn icelandic but not enough to actually want to learn icelandic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF4fKmHw4tg&feature=youtu.be#t=46

i love everyone here

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>>76080482
Thanks

I cant find my goddamn wallet

>>76080619
Right there >>76079546

>>76079989
probably going to create a bumble in grad school and be honest with women that I really am hanging out with them to practice my social skills because I don't want to have a relationship and get bogged down by them when my one goal is to gtfo of here

>>76079113
i understand my shitty overdramatic goodbye post got me removed, but who replaced me? "joker"???

>>76080632

skin cancer

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Think I left it at best buy

UMMM WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT SOMETHING IS SCREAMING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF SHOULD I LOAD THE SHOTGUN

>>76080685
Sure

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>>76080664
We've established you have poor taste though

*bookmarks newspapers from bucks county*

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>>76080312
It's okay! Because they're probably in prison or dead and look where I am!

>>76080685
Yes

>>76080685
Cats and raccoons do that a lot.

the screaming seems to be moving away. i think it's just a really fucked up sounding dog because the screams sort of sound like barks in duration and pattern. that's one fucked up bark. it sounds like a person screaming in pain

What means if im always hungry

i mean only for today but weird feeling

>>76080707
srsly who is joker

>>76080711
>they're probably in prison or dead
I had a black friend in high school who told me the same thing years later, kek

if i kms i won't have to go to work tomorrow so there's that i guess

>>76080753

wildcard dude

>>76080753

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY

Girl I met the other day said she was from Bucks County, PA

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>>76080769

wtf is this shit, how does it get so many views

>>76080767
oh gotcha
>>76080769
made me realize i need to fuck off back to exile\
>>76080786
it's a small world. someone who tutored me was from Eugene. they fucking moved to NJ. It blew my mind that someone would make that move, but apparently they liked the "history" of the east coast.
what was the girl like. only major figure yall might know from bucks is that weirdo from silicon valley/the office

>>76080806

main battle theme from Persona 5

catchy as FUCK

So a dude from MORENA sent me a bunch of dick pics, could that ruin his career or something if it got leaked?

>>76080877

Yeah kinda PLEASE PLEASE DO IT

also, porque un wey te manda fotos de su verga, o eres brujer.

>>76080811
just like a lot of girls I meet
blonde, birks, and a hydro flask

>>76080877
Antonio Weiñer jajajajaja

>>76080907
Long story, not gonna explain It.
But I dont have the chats, would the dick pics be enough?

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>>76080933

You have to prove is him somehow.

Also, who is he, is he kinda popular or not?

You have to remember MORENA gets its candidate literally like is the lottery, some guys gets randomly selected to be a candidate or some shit like that.

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i miss my ex-gf really bad, i cant get to sleep

>>76080954
I think he is just a nobody from a rancho of Guanajuato...

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>>76080952

>>76080933
if you have no additional evidence he can just deny it as an attempted character assassination

obviously it would damage his rep to have an accusation at all, but it's not like it's weiner-tier

>>76080954
>>76080980
But he has a picture of himself with don Peje in Irapuato so I don't know

>>76080980

It will probably make the news anyway.

everything makes the news here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arEKVepnmEI&t=32s

this is the best anime opening ever

prove me wrong

>>76081089

its season 1 of pokemon, and it'll always be season 1 of pokemon

>>76081089
it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXeb9cb6k0I

hi, fellow /cum/sters, what jammin on?

>>76081089
its this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKmvXx-Mnlw

>have beard
>never itches
>shave beard
>face is very itchy

>>76081130

>not fighting dreamers

>>76081161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4wkxl7_s4A&t=472s

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srsly pls report

>>76081165
put some lotion

Can't stop raging at my mom. It's become a habit and i feel like a peace of shit for it.

I know i ahould stop but consciously i don't notice it till the deed is done.

i feel like someone is trying to break into my home but 2 scared to check.

post anime porn to get banned, janny hates anime

>I got the chats with his name
Oh boy...

Janny, ban me too you colossal hot pocket eating son of a whore

>stuck here with queers, weeaboos, rednecks
Someone remind me why i share this site with you faggots

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>>76081261
Why does Janny hate anime?

>>76081348
Idk lol

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I know that I'm not welcome here, but can you give me some comfort? Been drinking a week straight and I sweat and can't sleep. Been up for 2-3 days now. It's too early in Finland to talk with anybody.

Thanks for reading my leddit post at least.

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>>76081354

>>76081354

you are gonna dide at this rate anon

what the fuck is this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2741XJL4h0

>>76081354
what ya drinking?

I've been such a degenerate since I got my own appartment. Already had sex with like 5 guys

>>76081354
There is no comfort bruh. We all return here because we share miserable lives. The only comfort available is knowing you're not alone. Knowing that some faggot dresses up like a woman and tries to get attention on the internet. Knowing that the guy responding to you is so pathetic, he's two insults from blowing his brains out on love feed.

We're not gonna make it bruh, none of us are.

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>>76081412
>being a fag

>>76081435
What's if it's a girl

>>76081443

>girls
>real

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>>76081393
Prolly 6 liter of booze. not kidding and an uncoutable amount of beer. I'm shaking like hell as I type this.
>>76081375
Yeah, feeling like that.
>>76081418
I'm considering calling 112 (911 american version)

>>76081418
except me.
don't count me as one of yourselves, whom I'm am more superior to.

>>76081443
What if your wife orbits my dick

>>76081443

the only girl we have is super shy.

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>don't count me as one of yourselves, whom I'm am more superior to.

Especially you, you faggot. You know who you are.

>>76081443
>poofter sheilas on my /int/

>>76081435
Can't help it. I like girls too, but I've been really into guys lately

>>76081504
How can you kiss your family knowing Tyrone finished in that same mouth of yours?

>>76078855
I did not give you permission to save this

>>76079546
How many you got?

I got my friend to finally quit smoking crank.

Relapses are likely but shes serious about this.

Congrats me int.

>>76081516
Who cares? the same happened to your mom and it doesn't bug you

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Spanish midterm today buds

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Also seeing a bullfight today

>>76081649
Congrats m8.
Keep up the good work.

>>76081724
Come back with pics. I always wanted to see one.

>>76081649
>girls
>ever being serious

>>76081724
post pics later please

>>76081759
There's nothing to see novadays.
I think they give bulls sedatives or something, they don't even try to kill matadors.

>>76081783
I'd believe it.

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>>76081701
good luck
>>76081649
good job

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>>76081773
>>76081759
Of course my dudes

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Christopher Colombus is in this box

>>76081857
I hope my burial is like that.

>>76081891
Become the greatest /cum/ poster to ever live and we'll crowdfund a tomb like this

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i need a friend

I need a gf

Maybe if you'd stop avatarfagging and making the same exact posts every single day you'd have one

getting a bit paranoid from weed lately

Well I had the power to destroy someone's life and I didn't do it, Im a better person than I thought I was...

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>smoking the devils hashish

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>>76081891
Don't worry m8, we'll bury you like this.

>>76082170
You're a good person mexanon

>>76082173
imagine getting a females nudes and then finding her family/coworkers through facebook and sending it to them just for the sake of being a psycho and watching the reaction

>>76082199
meant to send to
>>76082170

>>76082191

I thought arlington was only for people in the service

>>76082199
I could do this. To a girl who is now married no less, but while she was dating the chump she was sending me nudes and flirting until we banged and I have video of that too. I could literally ruin their lives, but I won't.

I am hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscGRxzH2gg

>>76082238
Maybe he/she was/were a military decoder?

>>76082239
Once I got a girl to send me nudes while she was single, and then I tried to get her to send me nudes again a while later through text and I started receiving messages saying "this is her husband stop" so I sent him the nudes she had sent before,because I thought it was just her lying. Then I stopped getting messages and called her and a dude answered sounding really heartbroke and I implied that she sent the nudes while she was with him

>>76082239
You should have done it while they weren't married tho.

>>76082323
Nah they seem happy together. Don't want to ruin a thing
>>76082313
Dang that's crazy

>>76082199
I mean Im in 4chan, Im already a psycho in some way, I just wanted the political drama since he has a pic with a presidential candidate... it would have been sweet...

everyone is funny looking or ugly if you stare long enough

>>76082359
Well, she cheated. People like that usually don't stop.
But you know better, I think.

>>76082161
If I smoke weed too often without a break I'll get terrible anxiety for like a week after stopping
Shit sucks man. That's why I try not to smoke too often. I've only just yesterday finally recovered from my last bout, and the last time I smoked was last last sunday.

>>76082418
I know, I'll let her get caught with someone else and avoid the drama desu.

>>76082431
what do you start thinking about that gives you anxiety?

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Hi guys, I love you all, even if you're so far away

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>>76082459
I love you too anon

>>76082459
love you too

>>76082459
>>76082501
I love you both.

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>>76082459

greatest ally

>>76082521
wow

>>76082451
It's not mental anxiety so much as physical anxiety
I'll just randomly get hotflashes and start sweating when I talk to people, it's embarrassing as fuck. It's the worst as soon as I get to work and goes on for like 10-15 minutes before settling down. It's a good thing it's hot as fuck outside these days or I'd look really wierd. I'm just glad I'm past it now. I think I'm gonna have to keep my smoking down to like 2 days every couple of weeks, anymore and I put myself at risk of it happening again.

>>76082651
damn man. I get super paranoid about people thinking I'm an embarrassing autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8F3Rr-UqLU

>>76082669
That happens to me when I'm actually high lol
When I smoked on a daily basis though I kinda learned to just roll with it, but prolonged sobriety has made me lose that skill unfortunately

>>76082808
I wouldn't be able to be high in public, I'd probably have a panic attack

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look at this

>>76082939

kawaii

>eating fried potatoes more than twice a week linked to DEATH
Anyone else hate these studies? no shit eating sugar and potatoes is going to kill you if you eat a bunch and are a lazy sack of shit. Here's another study
>daily exercise linked to longer life expectancy
No fucking way! really? Amazing.

>>76083219

I should be in bed

>>76083229
Fairly certain they only bother to publish those studies because the media picks them up and reports them.

I can take a full sized shit 3/4 days, but the days I can't if I shit anything at all it comes out much smaller than usual and then for the rest of the day I feel like I need to shit but all that comes out every time I try to is little turd droplets, and I also get some pretty strong gas throughout the day
I eat lots of fiber
How do I fix this

>>76083229
Hey man, nothing is proven until it's proven. Even if it's the most obvious shit in the world, it still has to have supporting evidence.

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Why do Latinos and blacks get so angry when I tell them I voted for Trump?

>>76083399
he wants to kick out their illegal family, and take away blax welfare bucks
and hes racisss
fun fact, more than half of cuban americans voted for trump

>>76083422
wtf I love Cubans now

/cum/ and /fr/ are best friends

narcolepsy sucks and is ruinin gmy life

>>76083785
I have peripheral neuropathy

had a nap in the car haha

>>76083785
Sorry to hear that bud.

Does sleeping it off not do jack shit?

Insomnia is a bitch too.

But it lets me keep things safe on the best coast.

Don't you think it's cool that we can shoot sticky white stuff out whenever we want?

>>76084013
>Whenever we want.

Mine isn't sticky.

>>76084013
imagine if we could cum in the soil and little babies start sprouting

>>76084386
>>76084386
>>76084386
new-nouveau-nuevo

>>76083548
<3

>>76083915
Are you homeless now?