>You wake up in Medellin

>>76076966
first go out and aks why is the city so horrible looking, then sudoku

Try to find out where russian embassy is

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>>76077033
>search a mexican city in google maps
>try to find a nice area
>it all looks like this
wew

catch me some haughty incan birds

I'm moving there in a few months.

>>76077202
do you already know what part of the city are you going to?

>>76077143
No need to butt hurt about it
Why are all colombian cities painted brown?

Would a qt narco gf go for a gringo, specifically me

I've been told multiple times I'm "cute but not hot" if that helps

>>76077891
>painted
they're not painted, it's red bricks

>>76076966
Sell arepas and send money to mom also marry a colombianita

>>76076966
join the nearest gang, kill a few people to gain some respect then fuck a prepago to get gonorrea'd then die in a shootout with a rival band

I go to Bogota. The weather there is fucking perfect all the year

Find American Embassy and don't say a word.

>>76076966
Go back to sleep hoping to wake up in a better place far far away

>>76076966
will go visit that anon that lives there

>>76077033
this

>>76076966
Have you ever thought how much money you could make smuggling coke to Europe
Here in iceland a kilo is 140k usd wholasale (50-100 grams at a time)

>>76076966
get cokain

Patrician man>>76078206

>>76078206
You're crazy, Bogota is known in the whole country for having the worst weather

>worst weather
Worst weather for a sweaty lazy pleb>>76079027

>>76079162
You just can't argue it, it's a combination of having the sun too hot so you have to always avoid it a lot of rain and clouds every single day so it's cold at the same time