>White?
edition
>>76069716
IOWA
O
W
A
>>76069716
/midwest/
*sharts*
>>76069716
Since when have Canadians like McDonald's?
>>76069791
>>76069793
MidBESTerners in full force today
>>76069716
How white is Mexico City irl, Mexibros? I always found it weird Angel was from Mexico City, yet she's pretty pale.
>Plz no bully
THERES A BUG THATS BEEN FLYING AROUND ME ALL DAY
ILL KILL MYSELF TO SPITE IT
/midbest/
>>76069882
>how white is Mexico City
Exactly 0%
>>76069745
desu it's a pretty fun class, just that I had a godawful day at the worst possible time
I've learned a good bit about golfing and made some friends doing it too, would recommend
Am I white lads? Starting to get worried
there is not going to be any wall
>>76069716
>>76069904
>midwest
>>76069938
lol get the fuck outta here Roberto
>>76069938
Are your eyes blue?
>>76069962
counterpoint: there will be two walls
Having a relaxed day m80s
>>76069965
>Iberians
>Literally Arab, Berber, Germanic (Vandal), and Iranian(Alans) rape babies all at the same time
>White
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.0
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-Montgomery county penisvania
3-oyster gay
4-hunstville alabama
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
In here taking a break from studying
>>76069933
who do you like in the open this weekend?
>>76070059
>sent-to-the-gas-chambers-day-1-on-the-Day-of-the-Rope-tier: Sinoloacuck, Conwayfag
>>76070059
first is the worst second is the best third is the one with the hairy chest
>>76070083
Haven't gotten around to watching the open yet, plan on catching up/watching sometime tonight
i have awakened from my slumber
>>76070059
>mulatto no longer ranks
Good
>>76070157
>mulatto
there's one in /cum/
Henrico is our savior
>>76070177
question mark*
>>76070179
wrong
hes the janny
i really like the way henrico post
shame that it looks that he is about to kill himself
well not everything can last forever i guess
waiting for a good post
>>76069716
>>76070358
me on the bottom
>>76070340
just ctrl+f cara
Tell me about your pets, /cum/. I have a chinchilla and she's the cutest thing ever.
/fr/
>>76070467
none, but a monkey would be fun
>>76070467
i heard chinchillas are very temperamental
>>76070467
I have 2 dogs and a cat. An abomination that was born on a farm and is a Pomeranian and Golden Retriever mix, the other is a Labrador and Poodle mix.
>>76070340
Dunno if that's a good post, but I'd like to visit New Hampshire/New England during autumn (around Halloween). Is there a lot of tourism during that time or is it more off-season? Kinda hard to tell because just about all your seasons are really bruddy.
>>76070618
>the other is a Labrador and Poodle mix.
so, uh, a labradoodle
there somewhere in Canada, where everyone hates the ice hockey?
>>76070664
Yeah, I'm still figuring out the actual name for my first dog.
>>76069882
>yet she's pretty pale.
U wot m8?
you may only post in this thread if your credit score is above 700
>>76070177
He's in Montreal and is a commie
>>76070786
I have more money than you
>having a credit card
what are you, poor?
>>76070059
>literal who montcuckery somehow over me
I know you only did this because you want my attention you little whore
>>76070704
here ya go
>>76070844
no, i like MC, maybe more as a person than as a poster and he is posting more and more.
The only person i actively taunt with this is ohio.
Sometimes I make posts and then delete them just to give the illusion that the mods are watching
>>76070844
i was here before you cunt
also, i am stronger, smarter, and more beautiful, and i fucked ur gf over the weekend
Hey guys
>>76070611
My chinchin is pretty easy to spook and doesn't like being held, but she is a prey animal so I guess that's pretty normal. Chins are social animals, too, and if they don't get a lot of attention they can get pissed off pretty easy.
Sometimes I get mine to stand in one spot so I can give her head scratches. She loves that shit.
>>76070358
but I'm south italian
I get bizzare twitches in my shoulder. They yank my whole arm.
>>76070983
you have super aids
>>76070983
It's your grandfather's ghost beckoning you to join him in the land of the dead, I'm a doctor trust me
*sharts*
>>76070910
Dumb spic
>>76070952
You're an incredibly boring poster. I know you spam here a lot but it's always monotonous so I never even bothered to read your posts before so I'm surprised someone here even noticed you existed
Janny is on another /int/ rampage
>>76071045
based
i gotta say i agree, MC is kinda boring he just asks 2 many questions and is 2 serious, im just biased because of the discord.
maybe for 2.1
>>76071049
mmmm
I love thighs
>>76070059
wrong these are the official best poster rankings voted on by the people not by some autistic spamming mexican
http://www.strawpoll.me/5113773
eeeeeeeeevery rooooose has it's thoorrrn
gonna fail my linear algebra test tomorrow lool
>>76071203
for my tastes, cara is objectively ugly
>>76071171
None of those people post here anymore
might fap
>>76070467
You wanna know about my pets?
>Live on a property
>Family has 9 fucking dogs
>Every night until midnight they stay up barking at literally nothing
>When my parents let them out to go to the bathroom they start barking at cars and people who pass by (They're let out maybe 3 times a day in the morning, noon, and night)
>One of the dogs starts howling like a fucking coyote and the rest join in
>All night my mom's fucking peacocks walk on the ceiling directly above my bedroom
>It's mating season so they literally never shut the fuck up
>Get awoken every hour or so to either our dogs barking at nothing or peacocks in heat
>Already have bad insomnia so I only get maybe 2-3 hours of uninterrupted sleep a night
>Walls are paper thin so I also have to deal with hearing my brother playing video games and fucking singing to himself (He can't sing) at 2am
>Am seriously about to snap and murder every single living thing in my house just so I can finally get a full 8 hours of sleep
You guys don't know the meaning of the word "Tired".
>>76071171
>people voted for CIA
If only they knew how bad he is at monopoly
>>76071226
Dont see how thats relevant
>>76071225
says the fucking north african
>>76071171
I only recognized a few of those
>>76071249
I am the undefeated /cum/ monopoly champion >>76071271
get out newfag
>>76071240
whining runt
>>76071287
>being a flaggot
I actually enjoy the Pennsylvanians posts a lot
I think a lot of the enjoyment from posts come from how you imagine how you say things and their imagined accent or voice you believe they have
I think we all know that I am the greatest /cum/ poster.
i don't have an accent
>>76071240
What the fuck kind of household has multiple peacocks just running around
I make nothing but good posts
>>76071051
>You're an incredibly boring poster.
lol why are you butthurt at cara's powerrankings
also, the feeling is mutual
>jobo bobo pic
>who here lamboland?
>bad /brit/ imitation
>"i am objectively the best poster in /cum/"
you just moved down 5 ranking in my powerranking
How does a "Pennsylvanian" accent sound to outsiders, anyway?
*enters thread*
Excuse me, but I believe I am the best poster.
>>76071254
nice plebeian tastes you got there
>>76071561
yinz
>>76071561
Like your choking a on a bbc
>>76071561
Pretty stupid.
Everyone who isn't me sounds stupid.
Received a filtered (you)
>>76071561
Not necessarily an accent from where they are from, your mind just generates voices from written texts sometimes
my posts literally shape the direction the thread goes
idk how can you argue againts me not being the best desu desu famalan
Anyone who has to tell people they're the best poster is objectively not the best poster
>>76071596
fuck off
I'm not the best poster but I try real hard and at the end of the day that's what matters
>>76071678
That's cute.
You're just another one of my puppet posters.
Is it time for anime?
I used to be timid posting on int because I thought every post I made influenced foreigners perception of the USA
it's never time for anime
>>76071754
kys
Are there any niggers in this thread?
No anime
Only sadness
>>76071834
Ayyy Maryland
>>76071762
I'm hoping one of my shitposts ends up in a global poker face meme
>>76071817
this
>>76071762
they do
that's why I always post good answers (always pregnant with my nichilistic mentality) and I make a witty use of my wicked sense of humour
>>76071817
>>76071880
What's wrong with anime?
>>76071565
um you were already in the thread????
>>76071869
Hey bud
>>76071956
don't reply to me
Recommended:
Here's Why Slavic Girls Make The Best Girlfriends
need a gf
>>76071973
prove it
>>76071984
Why?
Real yank hours when?
>>76071983
cooler than yesterday
Otto Warmbier deserved everything that happened to him and then some
>>76072143
still much too hot
Stop
Consuming
Asian
Me
*sharts*
>>76069904
hey you forgot me
cara's alright
The poor work for money. The rich have money work for them.
>>76072231
couldn't fap to this
>>76072257
I could.
I fap to myself frequently.
>>76072167
i scrambled some eggs on the hood of my truck
>>76072303
Scrambled eggs are best eggs
Hello I am 100% white
>>76072349
true
Why doesn't /cum/ merge with anyone?
>>76072360
wrong
>>76072360
North American general sorry pal
>>76072372
Autists don't like change.
We tried to merge with /mena/ once.
>>76072381
why?
Wish I were Asian buds
>>76072423
They can leave. No one needs them
>>76072475
why the fuck would you want that lmfao that's like a spanish man wishing he were portuguese it's just a downgrade
>>76072372
americans already merged people from all over around the World
>>76072575
Because fuck being a nigger lol
>>76072610
get out of this thread
I am white
>>76072635
good for you
>>76072632
Make me!
>>76072635
Prove it
>>76072668
*calls the police*
>>76072675
don't be racist
>>76072675
W-wait we can talk about this
>>76072610
haha nigger)))))
>>76072705
Why are you rude to me Russia?!?!?#?
>>76072746
is nigger that likes aneme unusual thing?
>>76072785
No!
There's nothing funny about racism.
>>76072438
>Ivan doesn't know that his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Olga got MONGOL'D while her husband Yaroslav watched from his cuck shed
>>76072785
Rare, but not unheard.
they still find a way to end up jail though lol
>>76072828
is it true that I can call you nigga IRL but nigger is strongly restricted?
>>76072845
Yes there is
>>76072887
I don't know
is Steam acting wonky for anyone else right now
There's another black guy here?
>>76072933
you are not a nigger
Press F to pay respects.
>>76072970
he's still alive
>>76072954
I am a black guy of Europe
What emoji are you?
Post cute anime traps
>>76072964
Well I'm black sadly, all my friends say nigger and nigga
>>76072954
No
>>76072953
The store was yesterday for me, but today it's all working fine
Maybe they're updating stuff in anticipation of the summer sale
>>76069938
Pink nipples; show 'em.
jag hablar svenspañol
>Google how to tie a noose
>First result is suicide prevention hotline
Kek
Hanging is a dumb way to suicide anyway
>>76072970
who is this? Looks like funny fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYZ0m0WyVw
>>76073200
SHIT
that was for /ss/
Wonder Woman was a shitty movie, and was so bad that I walked out early, how is it getting such good reviews?
>>76073225
What's the best way to kill yourself
>>76073250
>Expecting a DC movie to ever be good
>>76073225
heroine is more easy
America needs more cities with actual centers and plazas. We need to kick the poor minorities out
Found out today that my Grandma uses a fake facebook account to talk with young men
>>76073278
Do you live in Los Angeles or Texas?
>>76073250
>he pays to watch capeshit
Off yourself pleb
>>76073323
Post a pic of your grandma
>>76073371
I had a free ticket coupon, fuck you
>>76073381
no
shes old
>>76070568
kek
>>76073250
Because you're a bigot who doesn't see how great destroying our culture in the name of feminism and multiculturalism
Seriously, why the fuck do you watch movies nowadays? That Cultural Marxist bullshit is all your going to get.
>>76073415
Where do you live?
>>76073393
Well shiiiiiiit nigga
>>76073007
haha
>>76073259
Gun would be my first choice if I wanted to, quick and painless. The moment you pull the trigger it's done. No time for regrets, no pain.
Exit bag works well but you have a few minutes to change your mind before you pass out so you'd have to be really determined to ge it done.
Otherwise this >>76073267
I've heard ODing on heroin is quite a pleasant experience in and of itself.
>>76070568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H-wR-GpOSU
>>76070568
>getting beat up by a monkey
>JUST DELICIA my shit up!
>>76073393
my regards, Aaron
I would like Argentina if it wasn't so white.
>>76069904
What the fuck is massachusetts doing in there?
>get home from work
>eat dinner and wash the dishes
>only 3 hours before I have to go to bed
fug
>>76073620
who do you work Chang?
Southern "history" should be destroyed.
Based Landrieu took out the trash.
>white people
>>76073669
kek
They're wearing masks.
>>76073658
the people
>>76073724
magazine?
>>76073694
>listening to signs
Let me tell you who's white
>>76073706
So?
video games are a trick to get males on the same physical activity levels girls (don't) have
>>76073794
>listening to signs
>listening
>>76073863
do NOT make fun of me or my posts
>>76073669
>french ancestry strikes again
islandniggers btfo
>>76073802
Soooo?
>>76073796
not you Abdul
>>76069904
you forgot Kansas
>>76073863
I can't here you
>>76073620
dumb wagey
6969 GAY POWER!!!!
who "over 200 pounds" here?
>>76073982
When I did gay experimentation with my cousin we just had to suck on each others balls or and lick ass for 69, it doesn't work with dicks. I'm only attracted to women by the way
>>76073900
>>76073945
great job you guys
>>76074052
im 156
might buy a car
>>76074104
this is good isn't it?
>>76074153
yeah but im 5'6
>>76074208
What up, fellow 5'6'' goblin?
>>76074208
>>76074244
oh lawdy
>>76074244
just thinkin bout suicide
>>76074208
N Y C
Y
C
>>76074208
>>76074244
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
>>76074288
i live in kansas
>>76074208
>>76074244
You have to be at least 15 years old to access this site.
>>76074314
>>76074298
IM 19 GOD DAMMIT
>tfw 6'1 202Ibs
>>76074381
are you built like a brick shithouse?
>not being a tall skellington
i'm 5'6
>>76074208
sorry mr Pedro
>>76074460
>being a lanklet in the year of our lord anno dommini 2017
>not achieving physical perfection any way possible
>>76074481
were taking over the United States so i guess its okay
>>76074276
>>76074314
>>76074298
Your days are numbered, lanklets.
going to browse r/thedonald
Hey, lanklet, how's the weather? HAHAHAHAHA
>>76074494
gonna go to the gym this summer, 'do
>>76074548
nice, fuck globalist cuckolds
>Get home from work
>Stressed
>Play vidya game
>Creates more stress
MFW
>>76074594
what video games do you play?
>>76074563
hows the weather down there, shrimp
>>76074298
>>76074583
lmao
>>76074594
I've heard that new shart-in-mart simulator is quite intense
>>76074633
are you short? :o
>>76074694
6'2
>>76074501
that's not what they mean by "leg day"
Dumb bitch should've read the sticky
>>76074693
God damn it Faroe Islands
I'd have a lot more free time if I only slept 4 hours a night
>>76074706
How's the weather down there shrimp
>>76074694
>>76074706
kyselves
>>76074751
t. manlet
stop talking about height
>>76074812
>5'6
My name is Ed
What is cum's opinion on checking out your gf's sister and/or mother? Si No, Oui non?
>>76074706
>>76074850
go ahead
I'm 6'3
>>76074850
are they hot?
I can't read cursive Tbh
tried masturbating but i gave up. losing my will
>>76074906
>>76074906
that's embarrassing
>>76074850
Depends how much you value your relationship with your gf
Also how hot is the sister and mom
>>76074906
I bet you're brown
>>76074906
nigger detected
>>76074906
gonna pay $400 to sleep on a couch in an apartment a mile away from the convention center
there's still hope
>>76074877
why thank you sir
>>76075061
>>76075061
>$400
that better include breakfast and TV priveleges
>>76074906
literally me. I hate getting tests back because I can't read my teachers notes half of the time
>>76074901
no, they fall more in the lines of cute. But would you check yours out?
>>76075061
You might get raped
>>76075082
it includes everything the apartment has (kitchen, gym, hot tub, etc)
>>76075115
big fan of cute
If I go insane
Please don't stick your wires into my brain
>>76074850
Sister, not important. Checking out her grandmothers and mother is a must, because she'll probably end up looking like one of them
>>76075147
thats unironcially my favorite song off AHM
>>76075115
Cute girls are best girls
>>76075125
oh, well thats good. Thought you meant just the couch
Water got into my middle ear and I tried to use hydrogen peroxide to fizz it out but now it feels more clogged
>>76075020
they fall in more in the lines of cute.
Mom is former california free spirit from 70s. Sensible lady. Unlike the botox cougars or uptight soccer moms.
>>76074965
Okay I can read that
>>76074990
It is
>>76075046
Nope
>>76075060
I can read this
>>76075097
That's the fucking worst
my monitor is broken
penis
>>76075046
i'm brown and i can read cursive. Why the fake news?
>>76075210
alcohol probably would've done better, the peroxide also reacts with ear wax but it'll probably go away
>>76075169
you sir are a fucking GENIO!
>>76075282
You're a statistical outlier
>>76069716
Video of aftermath of Raqqa bombing.
https://twitter.com/worldonalert/status/875106979294961665