Nuuk edition
Love whoever is making tonight's editions
the alt right lads
>you arrive in my bedroom
Hmm
>>76065182
>gif
fuck off
just took the tea out of the microwave
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed.
German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same Reich. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the Reich embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.
PRAISE KEK
WE
empire tbqh lads
>>76065030
Here's where I used to live
Most depressing time of my life
https://soundcloud.com/ceilidh-hole-records/acid-reflex-the-knights-of-short-dickalot
mates tune
>>76065190
ah yes, the stereotypical black woman who looks identical in everything. definitely not offensive according to lefties.
me irl
:^(
>>76065190
most stupid hair style in existence
>>76065204
bloody hell
need a Simon Cowell-esque hunk Yank soldier bf
the gf is a complete normie
I've hid my power level from her for years
not sure how long I can keep it up
>>76065235
>>76065204
The problem here is clearly capitalism
>>76065238
they dont look the same
they just have similar hairstyles
there are literally dozens of white men with 5oclock shadow, crewcuts, black hair and muscles hanging around in your generic shooter
>>76065258
afros are hot
>>76065232
looks simultaneously comfy and total shite Tbh
what is there to even do?
>>76065232
I'd give my left toe to move here
>>76065306
darkie cunt fuck off
It's tough being an incel working in an office with girls in tights
Was happier as a NEET, this is torture.
>>76065255
>claim to like men
>foster a masculine look
>act like an effeminate little girl
ah yes, benders. definitely not wrong in the head.
>>76065232
looks like one of those places you get paid to live in
>>76065328
Hunting, fishing, drinking or just spending all day on a shitty internet while withering away from depression like I did
the aussie bf
>>76065371
>having emotions is bad
hmm. interesting theory lad
thought 14 year olds werent allowed on 4chan though
>>76065216
very underrated post
"Oh dear,"
Humphrey sighs,
Mr. Bogart buying beer,
Off the M54 in Shropshire,
of all places,
He looks around,
This place is going down,
he thinks,
and it stinks,
the service station has pizzas,
smeared up the walls,
on the floors,
and,
as he sits up from his chair,
smells the smell of despair,
looks down at his Alexander McQueen trousers,
then at Toys 'r' us,
across the road,
wishing that he,
like the culprit of the red smears on his breeches,
was three again,
and allowed to throw pizza,
willy-nilly,
and be silly,
and free.
He is brought back to earth however,
when the waiter walks over to speak to him,
"Whad 'ya want then, bruvah?"
says the youth,
managing to destroy every word,
that exits from his mouth,
then he notices the stain,
"cor mate! you ought 'a get 'at checked!"
the waiter exclaims,
pointing at Humphrey's backside,
he sighs again,
and without thinking,
he quotes:
'A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz'
the waiter steps back, offended,
"You comin' onta me, mate"
suddenly the table is up-ended,
Humphrey roars as he smashes through the room,
he had reached the end of his tether,
and bitten it off,
metaphorically speaking,
of course,
the window smashes as he cannonballs through it,
and leaps into his Ford Escort,
without the beer.
>>76065371
I like how camp twats act like the sassy black woman stereotype
were all of you runts anal babies or something?
the posho gf
>>76065417
missing the point (deliberately) but well done on a fantastic strawman response nonetheless.
top lads
*burp* GOD ISNT R-REAL MORTY *burp* SCIENCE MORTY xD
extremely bitter, lonely and depressed
Coffee, cigarette and the private eye. Feeling happy lads
Ah yes, E3
Watching all the morning planes take off and land is making me simultaneously excited and nervous to fly home. Don't know how I feel about this.
sister sent me this
I like to see Asians interact with dogs. I think to myself, "They're finally learning that dogs are friends and not food."
Anyone else think this?
drowning
really wishing i hadnt stopped going to the gym
im such a useless runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbHPmT2XYQ
who was in the wrong here?
>>76065503
Ah yes
The ol decent into madness via exile gimmick
>>76065367
do they bully you?
how did you get the job?
>>76065519
howling
>>76065532
Pakis hate dogs what are you on about
>>76065532
cringed
cringed even harder at the fact you probably thought this was funny
>>76065532
don't think they eat dogs really
or if they do, it's only the lower classes
this chinese guy at my uni asked me why people keep asking him if he eats dogs
he was rather confused
>>76065435
sounds like a blue jam monologue
/brit/ made me homophobic
>>76065532
Always suspicious of asians with pets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb-vgabexA
hate is WHACK dude
>>76065511
>the private eye
it's just Private Eye mate
>>76065519
howling
>>76065532
saw an east african looking guy with a big fluffy dog today
looked a bit odd but he seemed nice enough
>>76065550
Women are automatically wrong regardless of the situation
pour that bubbly...
>>76065550
Obviously the woman but this is a bit unfair to her neighbours
>>76065511
good lad
nothing better
>>76065412
wait bob morley does gay stuff too? kek im gonna repost the shit out of this on the 100 tv threads
>>76065641
WUZ
what fucking bone structure eh
>>76065681
KANGS
drinking maté
>>76065666
FOB
>>76065677
Pretty sure Bob Marley was straight he has loads of kids
the 'fu
Never understood the whole deal with people beig "attracted" to such vile and filthy creatures as niggers.
>>76065707
AND
>>76065701
Looks like he can take a punch
>>76065731
SHIET
>>76065727
Outstanding post
>>76065701
>Tillman joined the Army Rangers and served several tours in combat before he died in the mountains of Afghanistan. At first, the Army reported that Tillman had been killed by enemy fire. Controversy ensued when a month later, on May 28, 2004, the Pentagon notified the Tillman family that he had died as a result of a friendly fire incident; the family and other critics allege that the Department of Defense delayed the disclosure for weeks after Tillman's memorial service out of a desire to protect the image of the U.S. military.
need a Swedish fighter pilot gf
hate it when posh wankers say "John and I"
sure it might be correct (sometimes), but it just makes them sound pretentious
>>76065701
>yanks in charge of berets
fucking hell
so when are they gonna start sending firefighters into the towering inferno to recover the hundreds of bodies?
>>76065701
He needs to re-inflate his beret
>>76065701
>neck thicker than his jaw
THICC
>>76065773
yep, turned down a $3.6m contract to play in the NFL and died to friendly fire
mental
bloke's got a neck like a treetrunk
>>76065727
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
NORTHERN
POWERHOUSE
>>76065519
SCREAMING
>>76065843
a e s t h e t i c
>>76065783
Daft bint's got her paperwork hanging off her knees
>>76065190
Harry Potter too
Mental how the rain forest is so stunning looking but you can literally touch anything in a 5 metre radius and have it fucking kill you.
Amazing how tribes have lived there for so long. I'd be dead within a working day I reckon.
>ywn operate with a tactical shoe-wearing waggy woof
>>76065903
business idea: cut it down and build farms and towns
>>76065190
Unironically find that look sexy as fuck.
>>76065843
mad how millions of people live here but you will never interact with any of them because of the language barrier
>>76065903
I'd just find some tribes men to take care of me
No doubt they would think I was their god
listening to happy mondays lads
eccie music>>>cokey music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw
SCREECHING
>>76065961
>*click click*, chief, we've found a gay midget from a place called "ice land", what should we do with him?
>*click!*, sacrifice him to the great river!
maybe theres the perfect soulmate living 2 streets away from me but ill never interact with her
such is the city life
>>76065955
You just need to learn and recognize sentence structure and remember a few words and you're all set lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bADdJuN-4Ag
based black man
>>76066030
I saw a cute lady on the tram today
thought about marrying her and having a family together
What is it with lefty runts and red/pink hair?????
>A fallen British pilot buried by an unknown German soldier during the North African Campaign
lads...
>>76066002
agree with this lad, coke music just tends be a hard bassline with a chav cunt talking over it. at least eccie music can apply to basically every genre
>>76066112
confirmation bias mate
>>76066130
me on the right
Imagine being Tommy Robinson and having to be like 'Yes, black man, I would totally let you into my country. Both the reporter me and the real me'.
not a fan of gay posting
>>76066030
Have never spoken to any of my neighbours
>>76066130
Hope that dirty kraut got riddled with bullets soon after
>>76066112
it's a hierarchy
different colours are different ranks
>>76066068
see a cute girl every morning on the metro. sometimes i look at her sometimes she looks at me. we go out at the same stop
never going to interact with her though. no point
plans:
have a wank
have a cup of tea
play zelda
maybe have another cup of tea
thoughts?
>>76065898
Would until she couldn't walk and my cum leaks out from every orifice
>>76066145
Nah lad. It's become enough of a pattern
>>76066112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
>>76066112
if white people never colonised africa they would have a 200 average iq
>>76066005
AY YO YO YO.....HOL UP...
*faints in church*
U BE SAYUN...
*converts to Islam*
NAH MAYNE U BE SAYUN....
*scopes them new Jays*
U BE HITTIN A LICK ON A NIGGA FO TRILLA
*does a crip walk*
DAT WE WUZ
*runs from the police*
WE WUZ FO RILLA
*smokes weed everyday*
KANGS OR SUM SHEET?
>>76066112
because they want to be ~unique~ so they dye their hair a different colour
much like fedoras, tattoos or obnoxious piercings
>>76066194
Needs more tea
going to book my trip to japan lads
3 grand
hopefully I get a couple of hugs
>>76066156
i mean Tommy is Jewish so he probably wouldn't have a problem with that
>>76066112
i'm a lefty with nice natural blonde hair :3
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
>>76066266
not all jews are left wing you fuckwit
>>76066276
Let me cum on your tits babe
>>76066005
What kind of runts even watch those superhero movies?
bags under eyes are so bad it looks like i've been down't mines. been told i'd be good looking if i was underweight and looked like a heroin addict
they call me peabody
does vagina sex make you gay?
Black Panther was actually a pretty cool character in the Avengers film and I look forward to watching the standalone film.
https://youtu.be/iVAC0xV8gZM
got called an aesthete with no style in the café
>>76066295
do one Doorway
red = shocktrooper
green = logistics and gaming journalism
pink = propaganda corps
>>76066266
no he's not you tit
he got in trouble once for retweeting something ''antisemetic''
he doesn't look jewish or have a jewish name
Chicago deep deep dish pizza
>>76065752
good stuff lads
been a while
>tfw all the video games and movies that started production in 2015 when it was peak SJW, gay-loving, black-worshipping madness are coming out now and look very anachronistic now that popular culture has moved away from SJWness
just woke up from a coma lads
been out for 4 years
got called a taig in centra
Agree with Farron's resignation. Watching him squirm while telling the BBC he's had a change of heart so gay sex and homo marriage isn't a sin, you could see the contempt of the whole situation. As they say "let God be true and all men a liar"
Anyone see Shaun's complete collapse on the Chase last night?
mental
>>76066379
>gif
fuck off
Got called a handsome lad on facebook
>>76065218
this
>>76066344
robinson isn't his real name
newcunts wont remember this guy.
>>76065238
I think you will find many liberals offended at such stereotypical depictions
>>76065482
Are they the South Vietnamese?
>>76066379
Yeah. Bit embarrassing
>>gif
>fuck off
>>76066403
stop posting this fucking idiot
the normos at work have brains like kittens, entertained by tinsel or string being dangled in front of them
>>76066413
everyone knows who moot is
sexism is unacceptable
that lad did not let me know how his onion rings were
Got called fat in the Greggs drive-thru.
>>76066430
they're Nepalese mate how have you never heard of Gurkhas?
do you liek Mudkipz?
>>76066471
stop mansplaining me creep!!!
*pounds a hammer into your temple*
>>76066327
>people actually watch shit like this
>>76066444
>The normos at work have brains like kittens, entertained by tinsel or string being dangled in front of them
trivago lady is looking well
>>76066488
met a few gurkhas on the south downs last year
top lads
do we have a government yet
i see you baby
chicken madras
newcunts wont remember this guy.
got called a normie at work in the cat shelter
Describe in no more than three words
I'll start
big fat shitter
>>76066551
what you doing in Italy
Watching The Met
They're doing a piece on the Croydon cat killer. There's a guy who lures cats and decapitates them
Actually so fucking angry
>stop posting this fucking idiot
>>76065482
Used to have them as security at my school 2bh
Top lads.
>>76066591
don't care about cats desu
HOLY FUCKING RACIST IM SO MAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVdm-4tdwU
>>76066591
all me
>>76066604
>Used to have them as security at my school 2bh
sometimes I'm in disbelief that I even live on the same planet as some of the posters in this thread, let alone the same country
Alexander the Great was gre-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhMiXV7814
>>76066584
uglyfaced fakearsed slag
>>76066584
un attractive face
>>76066584
>from olympic athlete to instagram thot
I am so happy to get some wow gold from my friends. My friends treat me very well. They know I need World of Warcraft Gold, they give me. So I always can get some warcraft gold from my friends. I buy wow gold with my spare money. I can still earn some cheap wow gold.
>>76066625
Brit born/grew up in Singapore lad
>>76066603
what the hell happened
>>76066666
>>76066603
>One eye looking left and the other right
Mental.
>>76066638
Modern Macedonians are a joke. Modern Slavic mongrels. The race of Alexander is long dead.
>>76066619
except Europe needs immigrants because it aging population and low fertility rates
fuck you
>>76066590
livin'
>Modern Macedonians are a joke. Modern Slavic mongrels. The race of Alexander is long dead.
>>76066667
off by one
>>76066666
grats
>>76066619
Quite boggling how even neoconservatives are turning into ethno-nationalists
what's gone on in london lads
what's a "european"
Someone fedora this post.
>>76066734
Cheers lid
>>76066757
which one mate?
>Someone fedora this post.
>Grim task of removing bodies from Grenfell Tower begins as it’s claimed no one on top three floors survived inferno and dozens of residents are feared dead
>>76066746
a paki disconnected all the alarms in his council-payer funded flat, filled a fridge with petrol before lighting it then the whole block went up in flames, killing a load of other people. police haven't determined a motive yet.
women are mental, imagine doing this shite daily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtVHbmTAccc
feel like pure shit just want it back x
>>76066835
>council-payer funded flat
taxpayer funded council flat***
>>76066854
barely look at myself in mirrors. would be torture to do that daily tbqh
how do you win the war against terrorism lads? (no meme answers)
>>76066666
>>76066666
runt
>>76066872
is this lore
>>76066893
Stop being afraid lmao
>>76066718
lol
>>76066413
one of my oldest images
>>76066880
>taxpayer funded
?
don't think you know how social housing works
>>76066893
education, better living standards, opportunity etc
property in london is red hot right now
You're twisting my melon man
thoughts on peaky the roadman's conspiracy theory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg40RbVctb0
and those memes
not as dank as they seemed
not as dank as they seemed my love
when you typed them up
>>76065232
When I went on holiday, the weather changed all the time. There are no real seasons on Iceland, are there?
miss the ex gf a lot lads
God, I wish I was 19 in the 80s. Things seemed so much simpler. No cell phones, easier to find a job, if you liked a girl, you called her, simple as that. None of this texting bullshit. And the music. My god, the music.
>>76066951
just kidding bomb them to shit lmao
*violates the nap*
>>76066975
foy
Hate seeing women who are taller than me desu
>>76066975
fuck off
>>76066958
they're trying to get rid of the mandem
>>76066970
It was 17 degrees today and it is bright outside 24/7 during the summer. Cold, snowy and dark all day during the winter
>>76067007
*fires of bazooka at you*
>>76066947
>he thinks council flats are funded by magic money printers
Have you got any evidence for this? Because i can provide plenty that suggests the welfare system is funded by the taxpayer.
>>76066958
he's angry, confused and not very intelligent, centre of all conspiracy nonsense desu
>>76065232
looks beautiful desu
wish i lived there
>>76066958
ras trent
>>76066413
Lad's still got a punchable autist face
I will never forgive him for making the 'chan introduce captchas
>>76067076
*fires tomahawk missle at your house*
play triangle in a reggae band
pretty easy, just stand at the back an ting
>>76067137
lol yeh. the incessant spamming was actually pretty funny 2bh. love 4chan drama. always have.
people say he's a failure but the way people post today is down to him and his shitty fucking website.
https://clyp.it/jzdugeo0
tune
too depressed to wank
any alt-righters or kekistanis in?
>>76067130
It wasn't all bad, although there were no sewage pipes and you had to hang your shit up outside your door and the shit car would come and pick it up
never had a gf and kinda want to fuck a pseudo family member
>>76067181
SCREEECHING
>>76067181
nice, i'm a light switch salesman
on and off
autocorrect "bla bla" to "blab la"
opinions?
>>76067192
Get Out
>>76067207
the houses look tiny but comfy, got any interior pics?
OUT IN DA STREETS
THEY CALL IT
>>76067099
The tenants pay about 1/4 of the market value rent. They pay all the bills and about half of the maintenance
The property has been owned by councils for tens of years, it costs them nothing
>>76067207
>there were no sewage pipes and you had to hang your shit up outside your door and the shit car would come and pick it up
>>76067263
>tens of
it's dozens of
>>76066958
Makes a certain amount of sense
Probably just an accident though
>"hey, anon: want to play call of duty while smoking weed and discussing how niggers are genetically inferior to whites together"
>>76067207
where's the Tesco Express?
>>76067263
>backing up euphemisms with facts
fuck off jobsworth leftie
your brain on leftism
sent a pic of a dessert i made to a girl just now (in preparation for daddys day and me mums bday this weekend).
the plate i had it on happened to have 2 spoons on it (because i wanted my housemate to try it).
her only response was "two spoons eh?"
was that a hint of jealousy i detected? did she think a girl was here?
>>76067181
>>76067223
good lads
I'm a mechanic for escalators
it has it's ups and downs
fuck sake lads forgot to hang my shit out for the shit car
>>76067324
He a gud boy. Just fighting against tyranny.
He dindu nuffin.
>you had to hang your shit up outside your door and the shit car would come and pick it up
>>76066488
Assumed Gurkhas would look Indian, not East Asian
boiled goose
>>76067263
wish i was lucky enough to qualify for a council house in an area where the next street down houses millions
insane that people give up these chances by not paying their bills on time
>>76067350
sounds like when i worked in a trampoline factory
>>76067207
>you had to hang your shit up outside your door and the shit car would come and pick it up
literally like Victorian times
>UKIP dead
>lib dems dead
>SNP dying
ah yes
>>76067346
she thinks the other spoon is for her dummy
invite her over NOW
>>76067404
good night for the based liberal democrats desu
>>76067260
The interior differs from house to house. There was a house behind the one I lived that was on top of a little hill and only had one room. A lot of people in Greenland live in poverty
>>76067181
don't get this one. what does ting mean in jamaican
any of you lads want owt from the shit car?
>>76067324
>by bullet or ballot
>>76067346
she just thinks you're a proper fat cunt who needs two shovels to pile cake into his gob
>>76067422
they lost votes and now tims gone
what are they going to do?
>>76067465
they gained seats and now tims gone
the world is their oyster card
>>76067438
good night white pride
eating tacos lads
so this is how radical centrism dies... not with a bang... but with a whimper
>>76067350
aways liked what mechanics wear, overall
How do I get a gf lads
tekken 7 any good?
>>76067535
you don't
>>76067535
you dont. next question.
>>76067515
WITH THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
ALL HAIL EMPEROR FARRON
Daily reminder that if you voted Corbyn you voted for more commie blocks like the one that just went up in London
>>76067404
lib dems improved and have the chance to bring in a competent leader
SNP are back to normality. both this result and the last result were rather peculiar. riding the high of 2014/stopping brexit and then the context of no more referendums
ukip are a single issue party pressure group who got their wish and had no purpose but might see a resurgence depending on how things go
your political analysis a shit
>>76067506
>>76067552
>>76067553
AWFULLY pessimistic lads
how DON'T i get a gf lads
>>76065232
>>76067207
>These are the people who fucked us over by making Northern Rock collapse
fuck off shit hangers
>>76067523
should have seen my uniform when I worked at the mirror factory
on reflection it wasn't that bad
>>76067567
that went down mate
>>76067540
one of the best fighting games for a long time desu
>>76067495
but I liked tim
>>76067567
tower blocks are not inherently unsafe
>>76067567
>>76067598
mum found the shit hook
>>76067613
i did too but god squad + no charisma = not good for lib dems
>>76067575
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>76067575
very sad
>>76067589
just stay in your room all day and don't communicate with anyone.
that will probably do it
>>76065199
>>76067593
current job let's me wear what i want, i'm a mystery novelist
... or am i?
>>76067613
THE ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE HAS LEFT ME SCARRED AND DEFORMED, BUT I ASSURE YOU MY RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER
Don't want any culturally appropriating Britons using cod in their fish and chips
>>76067701
stay in my room and communicate with a girl all day...
...but she lives in another country! [pause for laughter]
>>76067737
*fires massively and disproportionately on your unarmed coast guard vessels*
>>76067192
Like the start.
After :20, not so much.
listening to initial d
Councils/housing assocs make money from its tenants, just not much of it
might watch some Jonathan Creek episodes
>>76067660
>no charisma
umm sweetie
>>76067853
face like a smacked arse
>>76067853
Literal bedroom eyes
>>76067832
councils don't make any money from tenants. rent only pays repairs bill for tenants and they're inevitably always operating at a loss because their job is to house people who can hardly afford it
>>76067719
I'm spent mate, that's me done
well played
>Complain about cultural appropriation
>Constantly appropriate the culture of a country you barely have any affinity with
Someone needs to remind Aisha of this tweet. I would but she already blocked me lol
HATE globalist cuckolds and Muslims