/brit/

Some kid rear ended my Cadillac this morning. But I let him go because I'm a nice guy.

Feeling that regret now.

Good edition. Don't even mind that it's early

Watching a video of a racist white man getting his just deserts in Burger King

>>76061248
link

>>76061075
Why do this? Why post so early? What do you get out of it?

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>straightfags are shoving their straightness in our faces again

sigh

should probably get ready for work

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the gf

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really made me think

>>76061266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNcvirByBIE&t=458s

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>mfw white people still exist

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cute lads

there are no attractive british women

>>76061248
going to burger king just for desserts? madness

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AAAA

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you wake up in london

>>76061114
>>76061186
>>76061238
>>76061165
One day my brother and I were plowing. I was driving the horse and my brother was holding onto the plow. The horse was usually lazy, but all of a sudden he ran across the field so fast that even I, with my long legs, had trouble keeping pace with him. When we got to the end of the furrow, I found that an enormous chin-fly had fastened upon him, causing him to bolt. I knocked the fly off. My brother asked me what I did that for, and I told him I didn't want to see the old horse bitten like that. My brother protested, 'that's the only thing that made him go.

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>>76061334
who cares
we have plenty of cute bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ePc9rkoVfY

>>76061366
good bait
that toe is rough

don't like chebs lads, hate em. would go absolutely mental if I saw some, especially big ones. not gay just don't want to see any simple as

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anime gf

>>76061372
theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBNUdeWw-wE

ah yes, tower blocks, which were meant to be a temporary solution to the slums, from the 60s and 70s are still up to this day

what!? they have lots of problems and occasionally burn down?!

whodathunkit?

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>>76061412

>>76061334
that's why we have immigration from eastern europe

imagine being so lucky as to be literally just given a place to live - instead of having to try to simultaneously flatshare and then save for a deposite that you'll never end up getting

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would destroy this one

not all tower blocks

>>76061436
All of the housing in Russia is temporary

recommend me some films lads

eating ice cream

>>76061296
excessively big tits for her body/face

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would demolish this one

might do a get russian mail order bride lads

Hmm yes 95% white
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4602744/London-fire-relatives-hunt-missing-loved-ones.html

>>76061445
are you the lad that hides while roommates are in the kitchen

>>76061500
freckles are my weakness :3

>>76061500
is this a boy or a girl

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>you will never protect her

>>76061513
it's a council area

>>76061489
Ealing Comedies are good
Recommend ''Ladykillers''

>>76061489
soy cuba

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would demolish this one
she'd get it

>>76061514
yes.

honestly dejected at life 2bh.
>study hard and you'll get a good job
>oh but you won't actually be able to get your own flat for another 5 years

>>76061483
how exactly?

going for a wank right now

not sure if i fit in here or not

>>76061593
Just do more ironic gay roleplaying to fit in

We should be looking into ways to stop fire from killing people. If that offends people who worship fire, then that's their tough luck. Not racist. Just don't like seeing kiddies burn to death. Simple as.

>>76061489
watched Life (2017) last night

pretty good

watched Collateral (2004) the night before that, also liked that one

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for me, it's dormers

>>76061582
all the commieblocks were intended to be temporarily

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>>76061613
ironic?

>>76061513
if I was born non-white I think I would also go for the thick gold chain and belly protruding from a vivid shirt look

All these "missing" people are definitely going the same way as they did in Manchester jej

>>76061650
bit gay

>>76061631
Cor blimey.

>>76061528
good

she looks like a btich

business idea: close london city airport and build flats there instead

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London? Or Bangladesh?

Why are all BBC articles 'What we know so far' in every catastrophe?

>>76061650
the NOSE knows.webm

>>76061513
'Mirna', 'Fatima' and 'Zainnb'

Yeah what? Traditional British names you bloody racist!

>>76061699
London as it says 'Police', idiot what a shit question

>>76061297
whos the nogger supposed to be?

>>76061699
>there are brown people in a poor inner city area
whomstd've thunk it

>>76061692
I was in that area yesterday. it's so grim and lifeless

Imagine what you could accomplish if you didn't have to waste time and resources by pooing

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qt

when there was a fire in my street recently the old man that was living in the flat that caught fire threw himself out
people tried putting a matress under his window but he didnt fell on it

>>76061716
you can't just post wank material without giving more details on whomst they are

>>76061733
Police is pretty much the same in almost every language.

Notice the disproportionate amount of women "missing" to men? The only dead/"missing" men seem to be 60+, while there are 20 year old women who are "missing"

Fucking useless

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>nogger

>>76061774
wtf is a "draug" lad

>>76061772
But I read on the shitter, I am accomplishing becoming woke

>>76061782
https://www.instagram.com/miaalvesc/?hl=en

>>76061783
dont post so close to me

>>76061774
I-is this love? I want to cuddle so bad right now. 11/10 qt

reckon some of the firemen were ultra rorkes

"stay put" they said

>>76061771
will be better after they finish silvertown and royal wharf

gentrification is unstoppable

>>76061489
the thing (1982)
training day
american beauty
master and commander

Reading Plato's 'Republic' whilst pooing lads.

>>76061772
taking fast poos

>>76061807
hello nogger

>>76061828
ta

>>76061821
You could be using that time to expand your mind even more as opposed to expanding your rectum to evacuate poo

women are weak, both mentally and physically

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>>76061489
Alatriste

>>76061920
But a mother's love is strong (Unless you're Northern)

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anna gf required

>>76061733
>>76061762
alri ahmed

hate work
hate flatsharing in a city i don't want to be in to go to work
hate having no time to pursue anything i want

I'm literally just living to work. I don't enjoy anything in life. What's the point?

>northern """""""culture"""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII

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>mfw i see a racist

>>76061859
it's just shit housing stock lad

lifeless 90s yellow brick houses, ugly fat roads, empty luxury apartments

humid as fuck rn

bet my balls would taste really tangy

>>76061963
Find something to enjoy then you bellend

warm and dry

>>76061523
boy
its that musician twink who had that picture taken of his face covered in cum

>>76061947
who is this she's so qt

>>76061947
bet she has a lovely ginger bush

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admirer of small chebs

How much would I have to pay Charli XCX to sit on my face?

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>women are weak, both mentally and physically

I can give not what men call love
But wilt thou accept not,
The worship this heart lifts above
And heavens reject not,
The crave of the moth for the stars
And the night for the morrow,
A gleam of something afar
From the sphere of our sorrow?

>>76062030
nonce

>>76062026
and a big thicc benis

>>76061762
>Kensington
>poor inner city area

Hahahahahaha

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would let this one demolish me

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Rank these:
>English
>Irish
>Scottish
>Welsh

>>76061972
p good MC

Would've stood behind him in high scool nodding my head whilst wearing a Berghaus and Rockports

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>>76062030
>short hair qt

>>76061996
pics x
>>76062058
>muscular men
t.plebian

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..

need to shave my head again

>>76062030
She's pretty much got my hair 2bh

>>76062000
I have things i enjoy.

I just don't have time for them. I go lifting for example 4 times a week.

I go during week days, so i can do other things i enjoy on weekends. The gyms are all full after 5 till closing time. So I have to go before work. I don't enjoy lifting when I'm barely awake. It's not as pleasant.

>>76062053
north Kensington is a poor council area

>>76061972
oh dear, that's a wigger

>>76062065
i can tell you what is at the bottom
i starts with ya and ends with nk!!

feel sleepy x

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>>76062079
you fucking cuck
NEVER reply to me again

twinks are the most basic bitch, entrylevel tier of men
get your nonce shit OUT of my thread and never post it EVER again

>>76062092
my mate has a gf like this

>>76062132
we can take a nap together x
well im gonna listen to my audiobook and cuddle you x

>>76062113
You can quit/change your job or move flats lad

>being attracted to men other than twinks
bit gay

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>>76062123
>Be British
>Massive empire defeated by strong American mountain men
>Become bitch of that same government years later
Y A N K E D
A
N
K
E
D

>>76062157
can she move her face or is all the makeup fully encrusted on her mug

>>76062148
>twinks
Um no sweetie I like cute feminine boys xx
get your neanderthal looking shit OUT of my thread and never post it EVER again

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>my mate has a gf like this

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me and the lads

need a so called gf lads

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enjoying the renaissance of slagposting

>>76062182
aw that sounds nice :] x

>>76062207
she doesn't wear any

A golden-winged Angel stood
Before the Eternal Judgement-seat:
His looks were wild, and Devils’ blood
Stained his dainty hands and feet.
The Father and the Son
Knew that strife was now begun.
They knew that Satan had broken his chain,
And with millions of daemons in his train,
Was ranging over the world again.
A sweet and a creeping sound
Like the rushing of wings was heard around;
And suddenly the lamps grew pale —
The lamps, before the Archangels seven,
That burn continually in Heaven.

>>76062183
I'm switching jobs soon. but probably going to end up in a flatshare again.

doubt it will represent any improvement to my conundrum.

the other alternative would be to just go for a mindless job like data entry in a random cheap shithole where no one wants to be - but its very clear as to why that life is not desirable i hope.

The gays have been emboldened

I'm in Hampstead
If I walked to the top of Parliament Hill would I be able to see the fire?

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To be honest, bumders out.

ay nigga wassup nigga
*touches you*

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>>76062148
GOOD post

*emboldens the gays*

>>76061792

>something breaks
>have no idea how to fix it or even the mental capacity to try
>worry constantly about my looks
>spend a ridiculous amount of money on facepaint so boys will notice me
>there's a heavy thing
>unable to lift it
>chav girl bullies me
>never been in a fight
>smallest event happens
>emotional turmoil for the rest of the day, maybe even the week

The life of a woman. This loss of independence sounds fantastic

getting quite giggly off this nitrous hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

am i the only one who's had this in their head all day after the events in london

>>76062221
I thought slags were trashy as fuck, this girl looks fine

need a gf that cakes herself in makeup and lets it manifest on her face for hours before scratching it off with her long nails over my cockhead

>>76061297
How mentally unhinged do you have to be to make something like this?

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Need a qt cosplay bf
>>76062255
Like women and men
simple as
>>76062261
consider suicide sweeite x

>>76062254
there another fire anymore

>>76062290
FOY

*italicises the gays*

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need a crazy eyes gf

>>76062270
Imagine being able to completely disown all responsibility for your actions and society being totally ok with this.

>>76062261
>no willies


fuck off

>>76061972
kid's talented

brushing my teeth

nang NANG nang NANG nang NANG

>>76062312
What did he mean by this?

>>76062254
there's no fire anymore*

You see the glimmer of the stream beneath,
But hear no murmuring : it flows silently,
O’er its soft bed of verdure. All is still,
A balmy night! and though the stars be dim,
Yet let us think upon the vernal showers
That gladden the green earth, and we shall find
A pleasure in the dimness of the stars.

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the bf

At Indian restaurant: "What will you order, sir?"

Internal monologue: Am I likely to bottom tomorrow?

Me: "Mild korma please."

>>76062255
want to put my willy in this

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Ah yes, Puerto Rico

need a gf to have sex with

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https://grenfellactiongroup.wordpress.com/2017/03/14/kctmo-feeling-the-heat/

The Grenfell Action Group has a long history of raising concerns about the almost criminally lax manner in which the KCTMO treats fire safety issues and we are on record as stating that it is our belief that a serious and catastrophic incident will be the undoing of this mini mafia who pose as a bona fide organisation responsible for the smooth running of the RBKC’S social housing.

There is no excuse for failure to post fire safety instructions in all multi-use blocks. The phrase “an accident waiting to happen” springs readily to mind.

>>76062371
jealous

tell us a joke lids

>>76062364
Would I be able to see smoke though?

>>76062345
*hands you a glass of orange juice*

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@76062214
i told you to never reply to me again, now im gonna batter you one

meet me by Tesco in 47 minutes

Frankly all this gf/bf posting is oppressive to us neetvirgins.

>>76062378
not a state. doesn't count

that aint for you margaux
thats for that other bitch

My native Land!
Filled with the thought of thee this heart was proud,
Yea, mine eye swam with tears: that all the view
From sovran Brocken, woods and woody hills,
Floated away, like a departing dream,
Feeble and dim!

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snow qt

>>76062371
need a thigh high gf(male)

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>>76062221

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>Toil resumes in 4 days, 11h 54m 30s

>>76062317
I showed you my bread answer me

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>>76062423
this

@76062413
Alri' I can come in in 30 minutes don't except to come out alive though mate
>>76062449
>>76062371
GOOD posts

Can safely say I've never put my willy inside a fanny.

Although I can put my willy inside my own bum x

>>76062371
>>76062449
>>76062399
he used to post on 8ch
he killed himself tho

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I need to dumb down my CV I am overqualified for everything

need a gf that has long-ish hair but takes that front bit of her hair and dyes it a different colour

love girls who do that

>>76062279

nah i had this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8

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>>76062454
mine resumes in 13 hours 24 minutes

and will continue for a further 44 years if not longer

>>76062404
turn on the news, there's barley anything anymore

>>76062471
:(

>>76062471
Why do so many of them kill themselves?
>>76062468
pics x

ahh yes a fly somehow manages to get through the smallest gap in my window but can't figure how to leave when i open it completely

>>76062471
what shame, he was a qt

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I'm just an animal looking for a home and
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead

barely get pleasure or enjoyment from anything

>>76062468
>I can put my willy inside my own bum
doubtful

>>76061389
Sort yourself degenerate.

all this ironic gayposting is very discomforting, I'm out
*dons trilby and trenchcoat*
*drops a fiver on the table and heads for the door*

>>76062427
They voted to be.


I wonder why....

>>76062489
I pray every day for a war worth dying in

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if you dont want to put you willy in this you are either
a) too intimidated by a real man
b) lying to yourself

simple as

@76062463
come and have a go if you think yer hard enough

>>76062471
>>76062463
>>76062371

post mode legs

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Over-corrected too much and now I have a forward shifted pelvis

>>76062513
flies are fucking idiots

>>76062479
Say you worked nightshift in a warehouse

easy jobs

shows you've lost it but still capable

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relentlessly push the benders out by posting cute girls

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>>76062448

i do believe i like that

>>76062468
pics

>>76062489
>>76062454
fuck off. this is a neet general

>degenerate
@76062543
I could fucking destroy you you little runt

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>>76062531
'sheed

need a nonce gf

dissociatives tbqhwyl

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>>76062560
love soldiers, me

specially US soldiers, they put out the most

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anime tbhj

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>>76061995
yeh

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Degenerates out.

>preferring hairy man ass to minge

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that's a big fire

could easily batter fuck outta any little rodent in here that scurried up to me

>>76062540
retard

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i dont wanna get a job lads

>>76062560
You're assuming that straight stuff will trigger them in the same way that bent stuff triggers you

>>76062636
the fire rises brother

>>76062566
>>76062448
>>76062323
>>76062305
>>76062092

hope you understand that these pictures are taken with literally mountains of makeup on and that those women would look janky as fuck in anything other than careful lighting

>>76062640
We're coming for Alsace-Lorraine

>>76062579
I'm just a neet trapped in a 9 to 5

>tfw short fingers and huge palms

everyone thinks I have fat fingers

>>76062677
do you think im your little internet friend you can larp with? could crush your jaw to bits mate, be very careful

>>76062678
this, had a job for a year and still haven't sorted my sleeping pattern out

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Wow

>>76061631
shame about the pancake tits

>>76062527
I used to think it was weird but if you're used to anal masturbation it's easy. Just gape yourself a little bit, keep a semi then with plenty of lube it just goes in.

Can get about an inch passed the head, because it's bent you never get hard so it doesn't hurt.

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>>76062677
Um sweetie no xx these are natural french borders

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up with this sort of thing

any dnb step/hakken man in

Are they going to demolish that tower?

How would they even do that?

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>>76062674

Women use makeup???? Not having it

>>76062717
*reaches around and grabs the front of your underpants*

Don't be so tense bro

not gay but i love the smell of boys when they get sweaty, especially teenagers

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You arrive on the outskirts of Glasgow

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>>76062751
very carefully

>>76062727
Whats to stop the crazy person from entering a pact with satan to get a gun?
Checkmate liberals.

literally incapable of modulating my voice or changing my facial expression so people are put off when they meet me at interview. it should be an equalities issue as I can't help it

>>76062751
just keep setting it on fire

Sorry to hear about the fire lads, thoughts and prayers xoxo

>>76062727
>guns are banned means that bad guys won't have guns
Delusional.

>>76062783
'ay 'nce

>>76062779
keep going

someone teach me an insult in Romanian
i've got a bone to pick with a certain poster

>>76062783
bit gay

what are some good films/series like Generation Kill lads?

>>76062738
fuck off big cock wanker

/brit/
SEXUALITY POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689

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shouldn't have removed the asbestos

seems to be a war between the slagposters (good)
and a massive bunch of homos (not good)

GOD WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPENN!!!!!!

WE NEED TO SPEND AN EXTRA 100 BILLION POUNDS ON NEW HOUSES FOR OUR REFUGEES AND IMMIGRANTS!!!

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>>76062636
For you

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>>76062759
theres a difference between moderate levels of makeup

and makeup so heavy you glisten in normal lighting

>>76062835
You fuckin stupid ass fuck using that word around here. I would genuinely knock your teeth in if you said that to my face

>>76062854
was this really worth posting?

Much prefer the smell of sweat on a girl over generic perfume

>>76062878
this
a woman's natural scent is beautiful

would still live in a tower block if i was offered a flat tbqh

>>76062835
Only got 6.5 inches mate, it's really not that far to your bumhole when you move your balls to the side

>>76062811
This is true in civilised countries yes

>tfw will never have a /brit/ victoria 2 mp
REEEEEEEEE

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>Much prefer the smell of sweat on a girl over generic perfume

>this
a woman's natural scent is beautiful

>>76062902
same

beats flatsharing

>>76062905
thats like the top 7% of the population u little shit

>>76062836
that's a lot more benders than I imagined

>>76061372
get this fucking tramp out the shot ffs

started using a shampoo thats smells like my first gfs scent
ugh

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the gf without makeup

>>76062878
dont think i ever smelled it. they always mask it in public and i've never been intimate with one

the black fireman on the news has a completely white voice

>>76062922
i live at home with parents
but if i could get a cheap little commieblock flat i'd take it

>>76062919
t. degenerate homosexual.

hang on doesnt these mean its going to be super cheap to buy a highrise apartment for the next few weeks?

a country that doesn't already have guns is protected by a gun ban
a country that already has a lot of guns is weakened

don't ever see myself enjoying life to be honest

it's all vapid useless shit anyway isn't it

might just go and do one

>>76062488
classic

>fire crews use freshwater

what a waste

>Heterosexual but would only fuck traps

hm

might do an ol' 'cide

>>76062878
what does girl sweat smell like
>>76062970
cheeky

>>76062974
>if you fight your enemies, they win
Neck yourself leaf.

>>76063006
salty milk and coins

>>76062994
>>76062994
>>76062994
ne'

girl grabbed my crotch the other day in a club, not sure if she was joking or not >;/

much prefer the smell of a sweaty man over generic deodorant

>>76062975
>>76063005
do drugs instead

>>76063018
whomst are thou quoting?

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the gf

Who's the other lad who put bisexual but only for feminine lads

>>76062929
Guess i've got a big willy then, how big is yours?

>>76063006
Guy sweat but arousing

>>76063054
3 inches

>>76062836
>7 people are attracted to women
>9 people are attracted to men

ah yes, lg/brit/

>>76062962
same.

i live in a flatshare with strangers

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coalition of chaos

>>76062065
Irish
Scottish
English
Welsh

Objectively