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What's your country's big brother? :3

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What's your country's big brother? :3
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Belgium is our little brother
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England :(
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Mexi-.. I mean no one, no one is.
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We share custody of Andorra with France.
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>>76056179
*hugs you*

:3
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No one
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New zealond
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Amerika
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>>76056179
>>76056299
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Vietnam dechu ;3
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>country role playing
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>>76056388
You have D*nmark ;^)
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>>76056271
I have some Welsh ancestry! Tell me about my homeland.
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unfortunatelly Russia
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Seriously Germany.
It contributed to our development.
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>>76056443
:3c
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Mongolia
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>>76056544
and destruction
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>>76056463
sheep and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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>>76056179
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>>76056364
Wish there was more hetalia :3
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I despise country roleplaying but if i had to think, actually Germany even tho they might not think so, or even notice us.

When we got independent they quaranteed their support against Reds and Sweden if they ever tried to take Ă…land. Contributed and probably saved us from the red menace during our civil war and supported us in ww2. Also if Germany would've won we would have a representative monarchy with German king
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>>76056179
We are the big brother
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Sben
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>>76056953
Stop being dere :3
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>>76056968
This is true.

Source: I am greek
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Kikestan
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>>76056179
Allah
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We don't have brothers
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>>76057646
HERMANO!!!!1!!!
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>>76056271
alri fireman sam
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No one, but Albania is our retarded stepbrother that desperately seeks our approval
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>>76056179
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>>76057898
Finland is Italys brother. Ave /mämmipizza/
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>>76057996
No Finland, you are much more than a brother, our relationship is akin to the ἀγάπη of ancient philosophers and transcends the physical nature of a blood
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>>76058133
Well said
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>>76056443
I wish Kazakhstan was my gf!
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Can't think of any desu.
Maybe pic rel? But that's kind of a stretch.
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canada is our twin brother

mexico is our little brother who dropped out of high school and sells drugs for a living
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America I guess.

NZ is little bro and canada is cousin.
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>>76056179
France and Germany are mom and dad.
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>>76056179
Brazil has no family
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>>76058651
>mgw handing ElsaĂŸ-Lothringen back and forth was merely the process of copulation
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>>76058502
Polish-Lithamerican Commonwealth soon
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>>76057932
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>>76056953
germans are butthurt cretins who razed down lapland as they retreated to norway when continuation war ended. never trust a known traitor
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>>76060347
germans and finns didn't even really fight during the lapland war, most veterans say they just fired in the air when they met and then saluted and continued on their way. you can also see this reflected in the casualty numbers.
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>>76060438
doesnt change the fact they set the infrastructure back on the whole route by few decades by burning property and blowing up roads and bridges
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>>76056885

DELET THIS
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>>76060610
Of course it does. Also, it's funny that you call them traitors when we're the ones who made the betrayal by turning on them. Neither side really wanted to fight the other.
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>>76060727
i know neither wanted conflict but they still couldnt resist the usual germanic subhuman destructive behavior
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>>76060833
Jesus christ you're retarded. We betrayed them. We are the traitors. What they did wasn't even close to what traitors deserve.
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>>76056179
We don't have a big brother.
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None.
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>>76058651
>we're always the mother
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>>76061450

Oh that's cute.
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>>76061984
SHUT UP! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>76058651
Austria had much more influence over Italy than Germany ever had
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>>76056179
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>>76056179
Serbia
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>>76056179
England
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don't have one
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>>76058651
>Germany
You mean Great Britain, right?
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we don't really have one

we're the boss that got promoted to be in charge of everything because everybody else kept fucking shit up, but everybody hates us because of it despite having one of the longest stretches of relative peace in history
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>>76056459
x-actly :^)
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>>76056179
Spain, France and Italy, but it's a Dalton gang situation.

Romania is probably a cousin or something.
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>>76063764
England is pop, though.
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Iran
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Don't have one, feels bad
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>>76056271
kek
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Australia, but they can be mean sometimes :(
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>>76064832
Nice reference, man. Good comparison
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Canada is little brother, Liberia is the bastard kid, Mexico is the dirty neighbor girl we keep fucking even tho we shouldn't
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>>76067317

did you know the american blacks who moved to Liberia enslaved the native Liberian population?
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Uruguay a cute
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The weird sidekick to the Netherlands and Belgium
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>>76056724
China? Korea is your little brother
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>>76065782
france and denmark? english is the bastard child of those two languages.
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None. We're separated to different nannies.
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>>76067434
some of the entrepreneurial spirit
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>>76068919
Denmark is a good one, but France is more of a rival
It needs to be a long kind of paternal thing
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>>76056179
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