The only country in the world where people can make a joke out of EVERYTHING all the time but are also always there to help their friends and family with anything they need.
The country where being warm and friendly even to complete strangers is the norm, and the only "arguments" you ever hear in public are lighthearted jokes about football teams and music.
The country that has all shades of skin colors but that doesn't say anything about you to anybody, and every individual is appreciated by his/her own personalities, skills and personal tastes.
Immigrants from all around with everyone being assimilated or minding their own business with no conflicts over cultural/religious differences whatsoever.
Free education (with meals and supplies included) starting from kindergarten to high school. Free university education for students who make an effort. Completely free hospitals, and no "co-pay" or hidden fees even for those who prefer private insurance.
All kinds of natural landscapes to explore (with no such disasters like earthquakes!) - Rainforests, open fields, savannas, beaches, mountains, shrublands, dunes, wetlands. All types of towns from African-inspired settlements to cities with 19th century German architecture.
Things to do and see all the time. There's always something going on to have fun.
Fast enough Internet (affordable 15Mbps with no caps) with no surveillance or punishment against downloading and torrenting all day long.
I almost cry when I think of how blessed I am. It feels great to be Brazilian.
SOPA
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>>76053103
And also the only country where being fake and lying about everything is the norm, like your entire post for example.