You have 30 seconds to be as Canadian as possible.

>>76053018
If you kill your enemies, they win.

Im sorry

>>76053018
I fucking love hockey and my favourite snack is Hortons.

*poops*
o poopie

>>76053018
ching chang chong i buy appartment for 400k leafs

>>76053018
Wow, I just got a sick deal. I bought my car for 18k leafs.

*creates an absolutely abhorrent thread on 4chan*
*thinks he is funny and that people will admire his sense of humor and wit while creating it*

*talks shit about americans despite being literally exactly the same*

>>76053018
I just showered with mapple syrup since we have to be nice with the refugees and give them all the water

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>>76053018
Baby I love you

If you be with me, you can have all the leafs you want.

Hello?

Fuck you bitch, fine more leafs for myself.

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>>76054530
Why are lithuanians so abhorrent?

>>76053018
Ching chong ching chong, all Asians are fucking stupid and need to be gassed. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

A-B-C-D-E-F-GUY
-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-BUDDEH
-Q-R-S-T-U-FWIEND-W-X-EH-FART.

Our and the world's best hockey player dives and throws bottles and beats people with his stick and hands and cries if said if done to hkm

*drinks tim hortons coffee*
*complains about Quebecois*

Just say... I eat Satsuma in Chrstmas.

>>76053018
eh? sorry

>5:30 am

Allahhhhhhhhhh

>tfw you don't have call to prayer in your heathen counties

>>76055569
>finnish goaltending

I'm terribly sorry that you got chlamydia from raping our daughter.

*enacts fucking retarded zeitgeist-inspired law*

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>>76053018
"Diversity is our strength"

>>76053018
literally nothing changes whatsoever. They are literally us but somehow create worse threads

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sikhs are bro-tier

>>76053018
I was oot n aboot until Justin gave us weed tooo smooke eh

*leaves shoes outside

I don't think I need to do much more

>>76060210

We don't leave our shoes inside, we keep the indoors next to the front door.

No one wants to have to try and lace up a ice brick when they leave the house.

>>76059345
>t. Hindpoo wage slave of a Sheikh.

>>76060671
sry for ott, but I have question (if you are hinduism folower or know it well enough)
what are the evil gods names? Kali, Shiva, others?

>>76060998
Every god in Hindpooism is evil.

>>76061451
I don't belive you and you know it
there has to be at least 1 god weakling for bad guys to kick around

>>76061518
Shiva is a dumb and stupid god who always gets tricked by his followers according to mythologies. And at the same time he is the most powerfull god. Hindus also call Shiva as 'Bhole' which means 'ignorent'.

>>76053018
I start jacking it with some maple syrup while singing the national anthem and watching strange brew.

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>tfw another day wasted on 4chan when could have been doing something productive, eh

>>76061924
Hinduism "bible" is worth reading? purely by entertaiment cryterium
(our Bible would be quite nice, but writing makes it impossible to read (at least polish translation)

I don't even know what being Canadian means anymore

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>>76062232
Crack open a warm one lads, its one those days

>>76062365
As we enter our 150th year we are still a young nation, very much in the formative stages. Our national condition is still flexible enough that we can make almost anything we wish of our nation. No other country is in a better position than Canada to go ahead with the evolution of a national purpose devoted to all that is good and noble and exellent in the human spirit.

I'm goana fuck a dog, eh

If you fuck your dog, your dog fucks you

that's kinda hoat