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fittest bird in the UK atm

>tfw sensitive

SCREAMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnjQKZpmRC0

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ARE

BARB

PAV

poo and willy wee wee wee!

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The 'fu

real tired of your shit royal mail
just want some weed

fuxk everyone int his theadaddd

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>ywn be as smug as a black man with a mixed wife

>>76051057
You can scream for the both of us as I will not be clicking that link, the next link or any other link you post.

>>76051093

fuck off underage

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>>76050945
how?

Hi guys, I'm a random Hungarian, ask me anything
Also kurva anyátok

>>76051131
do you love Magyars

rate your neighbours

>>76051046
>Boris hasn't been mayor for years
he was still mayor last year you mong

just realised babs looks like cara as a woman

>>76051131
are the train stations still full of refugees

>>76050945
>tfw could have bought into ethereum when it was at it's massive dive but didnt
>tfw sold dgb at close to its high and bought into ethereum then

works out i guess haha

>>76051131
tell me how to get hungarian gf

>>76051120
I implore you to watch this

https://youtu.be/pnjQKZpmRC0?t=94`

Londoners love to say literally

>>76051120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ZN3Rt8044

Hello Britainese
how many size do you have your room?
my room is about 10m^2
its too too small

Is it me or has there been much more news recently?

Maybe I just didn't pay attention, but it feels like 2+ years ago hardly anything of note ever happened. Now its every week theres another political scandal/terror attack/catastrophic accident/American shooting/etc etc

alri lads. I'm back and I'm ready to educate everyone on the scraping potential of your willy

>>76051221
go away English teacher you are not real jap

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Woah! Deep.

>>76051222
there's actually not been that many yank shootings lately
seemed to peak in 2015-2016 (roof, orlando, sacremento)

>>76051251
fuck you im native Japanese

>>76051222
Gods pissed off that we let fags get married

>>76051222
It's all a Jewish trick. They Bombard everyone with a load of news more than any human is designed to take in. People get confused and angry. Divide and conquer

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>>76051211
teddy got the swiper

>>76051222
its to give the illusion that things are "speeding up" so people get worried and upset

>>76051270
Liar. post eyes with timestamp or if you don't you are English teacher.

>>76051262
the last few were enough for them to fully roll out their police state

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>>76051131

Tell me about Hungary

>>76051221
Smaller than you I think

I remember a couple of months ago brit was watching this Timothy Byrne guy.
Do you still watch his stuff? Has anything interesting happened recently, I assume he's still getting worse??

>>76051131
Do you feel special being uralic

>>76051221
very small
probably about 3x2 so 6m^2

>>76051342
fuck off

got a v pencil willy

>>76051221
Don't think you should talking about rooms to Brits at the moment lad, touchy subject, have some respect.

>>76051131
what does kurva anyátok mean

>>76051335
>>76051354
how is your bed size?
i want get 127cm x 210cm bed.

May shoot semen out of the bellend soon

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>>76051389

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>>76051342

>>76051404
here x

>https://cumcumintomyworld.tumblr.com/post/150033433712/sprinkledpeen-yes-please-hey-its-me

About 60-70% of Italians could pass as half North African

https://twitter.com/ThomasTurgoose1/status/874969790775001089
evry tyme

>>76051395
tape measure's at a mates right now so I can't tell you
its a single and too short for me though

absolutely despise slavs, would genocide them all if i could

>>76051448
>virus
no thanks

give me one good reason not to unironically make a reddit account

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Sensitivity on my phone's touch screen fucked up and I sent a girl a wink instead of a smile

>>76051441
proofs???

>>76051441
don't care

>>76051473
I literally have three

>>76051387
japanese houses are small and british houses are not large too. thats a good common topic.

>>76051453
ok thank you.

>>76051537
we are both islands too
coincidence? I think not.

>>76051473
you'll be a redditor

just sharted, personally

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anime

anal masturbation isn't gay, right lads?

>>76051632
if you're aiming for the prostate then no

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*gets the turntable out*
*puts on Riders on the Storm*

>>76051607
i'm a fan

>>76051554
and we both hate the mainland

>>76051607
nonce

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err
thanks for this, furries

?
???

>>76051658
What if you're aiming for the stretch and imagining if it was a guy

>>76051672
very inspiring

>>76051698
just a bit gay

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Me on the right

hate people who just use conversation as an opportunity to lecture you on what they want to talk about

>>76051658
What if you're using another man's penis to do this???

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berb

shall NOT be using the dildo a third time
again came in 1minute

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Benders out

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>>76051762

>>76051625
>>76051672
more

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>>76051779
Disgusting animal

recommend me a good dildo brand please brit

i have a good purple curved one from Lovehoney but because its curved its not very good for thrusting

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ah she's a real beaut

>>76051796
it's the one thing that's still legal to watch underage chicks do

>>76051687
Literally howling

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>>76051821
nonce twat burn in hell

>>76051687
why is the baby furry just a scaled-down adult

>>76051687
what is this supposed to be

>>76051812
dunno what mine is but it's somewhat small, black, technically a vibrator [spoiler]took it from the bf's old bag[/spoiler]

know a lad that looks too much like barbara palvin, very confusing

>>76051838
>nonce

says the guy posting the babyfaced model

>>76051885
is it a Lelo?
those are super expensive you know, like 150+ quid

>>76051859
if they were good artists they wouldnt be doing furry

women shouldn't be allowed to expel any bodily fluids

>>76051885
faggot

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>>76051896

ah yes I'm posting her cos I want to fuck babies

these threads are shit
I want you all to fuck off

>>76051934

fuck off ephebophile

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>>76051888

pics x

succumbing to a glass of bourbon

>>76051885
>>76051915
stop talking to yourself about dildos you fucking bender

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>>76051951

is the phimocure ring a sex toy?

>fascism is ba-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

ah yes Barbra Pavlin and gays talking about dildos

Fucking state of this thread

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wahey

I'm not sure about the rest of the trailer, but the fucking music at the end caught me off guard and made me feel

Now i have to replay the first Beyond Good and Evil. I forgot how much I loved it

>>76051958
glasses of bourbon are the meaning of life

would take a glass of bourbon over sex with a 10/10

ah yes, I remember my anal toying days well

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>>76052005
Oi

>>76052018
is that the gay tomb raider ripoff with the camera?

I'M FROM KENSINGTON AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

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enough palvin
post kots

thread is utter shit
shan't be posting in it again

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Burbs

>>76052040
Yeah, and it was amazing. Especially the music

>>76052023
need her to do a poo in this position

I like posting on /brit/ because no-one can tell i'm really rupert grint

>>76052024
third eye opened a bit too much for my liking today
only wish I could find some nice rye

>>76052018
pre order now at betyond good and evil dot com

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Bubz

>>76051994
the film is ironical

>>76052071
oh, I thought you'd insult me for calling it a tomb raider ripoff and then we could have a little back-and-forth going in which i'd pretend to be retarded and you would get angry
you're a lot of fun mate

>tons and tons of waifu spam
>but 2 lads having a short discussion about dildos is the problem

Hmm

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>>76051915
Doesnt say the brand.

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>>76052100
the book isn't

>>76051994
-d

>>76052100
>when the political spectrum you're on is so shit that people would rather join the side that had an ironic film made about it
haha

>>76052128
there's a bit of poo on it

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post more barbs im running out of sfw stuff

business idea: film the local stray cats and put it on youtube and make some money

>>76052128
theres a poo holding it

>>76052148
where? thats paint chipping off

>>76052136
the film is better

>>76052143
it's a pretty good film 2bh

>>76052128
yes that is a lelo

lol your exbf must be furious, those things are so expensive

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>>76052178
>making money off Youtube
good luck
don't think about money, just do it for fun

>>76052189
>paint

the fuck is it wooden

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more barbs

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>interacting socially tonight
>too late to drop out now
>with circumstances would look REALLY bad if I did

Ahh yes, can't wait.

>>76052206
current bf
spending £150 on it lmao

going to do a sex wee

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>>76052265
Have a few dots of voddy to calm the nerves

protestant or catholic?

>>76051104
Don't mind Stormzy but his beard if fucking shit. If My beard line was that low I wouldn't bother.

fuck off back to /lgbt/ bumders

When will the UK annex/buy Ibiza? I want to move to comfy england

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There's like two flies in my room fighting

>>76052292
a mix of both

>>76052292
neither, christianity is an unwelcome invader to european culture

up the dup. burn the benders

made a cute girl literally breathless with laughter today lads

i wish this translated to romantic success

>>76052331
Ibeefa is pretty great

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Insane in the membraaaane
INSANE IN THE BRAIN

>>76052331
it's alright ours

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>>76052357
Stop taking the pisss out of tim

came home to hear mum bluepilling my sister again

yes, yes, global radical islam is just a very small minority and completely comparable to the westboro baptist church, don't even need to worry about it, good, good

>>76052354
was she laughing at your willy?

>>76052368
>>76052356
Will english girls like me if I say im fron ibiza? it usually works desu

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>>76052331
Off to shagaluf next month actually

>>76052413
no

>>76052424
they're not going to like you just because you're from somewhere, attraction is more complex than that

>>76052424
Yes you know it

>>76052441
ok

>>76052405
isn't Westboro just like a couple people?

reckon it's possible to learn to drive in like 2 and a half months

>>76052346
Aye but are you a Catholic pagan or a Protestant pagan?

>>76052475
you can learn to drive in a day

>>76052447
its usually a pretty good start like an exotic thing
>>76052435
Ibiza>Mallorca
>>76052458
only tried when they are drunk so

would you like to know more?

>>76052468
It's a family of like 40 lawyers.

https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/la4aweek

new aj choon

oy vey
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/13/eu-warns-poland-that-it-has-24-hours-to-start-taking-in-refugees-under-migrant-sharing-plan-6706291/
the EU is nothing more than an experiment in dysgenics

>>76052475
if you
wanna pass your test in a quicker way
then it's
5 day dot co dot uk
double u double u double u dot
5 day dot co dot uk

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>>76052523

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hmm

>>76052477
well i'm not italian so protestant i guess

>Theresa May reportedly told backbenchers that government policy wouldn’t be affected by the DUP’s views on ‘LGB… what’s the rest of it?’.

>>76052489
do you reckon
ain't even done me theory

>>76052603
*kneecaps you*

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lol

imagine being this vain

>>76052617
t's and q's btfo

>>76052586
ouch

>>76052628
*raids your fishing villages and kidnaps all your qts*

>>76052586
>>76052642
stop crossposting

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WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76052475
how
tried one lesson and hated it

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>>76052642
Shes gone mental

Imagine joining the conservative party and not wanting to conserve british society
Looking at you Dave

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>>76052523

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I knew that "Man" was an anglo-saxon term referring to all humans
but today I learned it actually referred only to the decedents of Mannus/Mannaz, son of Tīw, Grandson of Wōden

gave me a good think
desu we would really benefit from the return of Ancestor worship and folk religion

>>76052642
>>76052706
NEED to shag her
RIGHT NOW

millennials wont know about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-knOGoRYhE0

hello?

policy idea: physically remove benders and non-whites from white nations

can i count on your vote?

NOW EVERYBODY

...have you heard

IF YOU'RE IN THE GAME

...then strokes the word

>>76052642
Christ

>>76052749
millenials are the only ones who would know about that.
also if david firth published something like that on the internet nowadays he would probably be arrested

>>76052802
Wat

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>>76052802
speaking?

>>76052642
didn't her dad die after selling her to nickelodeon?

>>76052808
don't blame me I voted anon

>>76052808
but it would very costly since straights keeping making us

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can't stop eating crackers lads

>>76052826
nooothing x

>>76052808
nah

I understand women

next poster is a boy buggerer

>>76052860
ritz or kraft?

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>>76052909

still confused why Tories thought fox hunting was a winning strategy

>>76052860
I tried branston pickles on cheese and crackers the other day
bloody good stuff, all the wasted years

>>76051222
the amount of times I have seen this type of post is quite astonishing. Truth is that you have forgotten most of the news two years ago. There were more terrorist attacks and more news of war back then

you cant be moral without authoritarian divine permission

t. religious cuckhold

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hate everyone

my menchies went RIP

>>76052997
me in the middle

who dab?

>>76052979
ah yes, because molecules possess morality in addition to mass and energy
mong

now I'm craving munchies
fuck rolos, except the biscuit ones they don't do any more

>>76052979
What about molecules?
mong

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xddddd

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>free will
>>76053081

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTPNsvABGFk

http://i.4cdn.org/s/1497403497619.jpg
possibly in love

>>76053021
the flags not upside down tho
hope this slag gets slapped

>posts same person over and over
haha epic gimmick am i right lads???

does anyone here remember the cuckio meme?

>>76052950
they didn't, they thought their majority was strong enough to push it out and still win

doing one of those retro wanks to pictures, to see if I can

>>76053129
Its back to front i think

What do Brits think about the name "Alice"?
Do you like it? Is it very common in the UK?

>>76053207
nah it's just inside out

>>76053231
Alice? who the fuck is Alice?

>>76053231
all the Alices I've ever met have been extremely attractive, so I like the name

>>76052381
tim could deck half of /brit/

Well Alice, it seems we both got autism, haven't we?

>>76053231
I like it

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wus fer dinner lids?

What do we reckon about this fire then lads? Paki bomb materials gone awry? Or Nationalists trying to clear out pakis?

this is pretty rad, love me this sort of esoteric stuff
ignore the Christfag crying >muh Satans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW5gklIKcDg

>>76053239
inverted colours desu

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reading up on JSA/universal credit now that i've finished uni
scary stuff lads

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>>76053274
>only half
he's literally 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse mate

made a joke about fat women within earshot of a fatty the other day.

she came up to me afterwards and said im fattist.

i said, no you're fattest

>>76053325
probably just an accident

nth for tims massive cock

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Latest news is that nobody on the top three floors survived lads

>>76053370
Whole building from a chip pan fire? Doubt it.

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>>76053425
no survivors?

>>76053358
is tim actually that tall? hadn't noticed before

if only africa had more mosquito nets. then we could save millions of mosquito dying needlessly of aids.

is this an authentic british accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeyndIq7rTk

>>76053325
The (((media))) thinks it was faulty refrigerator wiring at the moment

didnt realise there was this london fire going on, why didnt you tell me earlier lads

>>76053437
apparently the cladding panels on the outside of the building were very flammable
>>76053449
he's 5'10 or so

who was this???
>>>/x/19147588

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>>76053449
*towers over you*

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wish we had wrestling everywhere like Americans do

can feel the large poo trundling through my intestines

>>76053340
hmmmm a bit too bizarre for me I think

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>>76053463
bit ironic

Thinking I might have a cheeky midnight fap lads.

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wow this is fucking creepy as shit

>>76053486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WMYuDPvN0
you on the left

Not a fan of all these refugees in my cunt.

>>76053470
fucks sake
next thing you know he'll be getting "trolled" by /b/

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>>76053527

>>76053425
Good

>>76053519
good post

>>76053460
dont think so, he says 'anxiety' and 'power' like an american

timothyjamesbyrnehereflatspracklenhousedukesplacemarlow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLPwgR1uOQ

If only some of the top story apartment owners had parachutes.

muh secret club!

>>>/x/19149004
>>>/x/19149004

>>76053597
if they were armed they could have shot the fire, americans don't have these problems

>>76053575
thanks. how do brits pronounce power?

haha the SAS are literally deploying on the streets in cities disguised as beggars so they're in position to quickly respond to terrorist attacks.

>>76053645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBP7MtT3Ac

>>76053645
Poo-wah

>>76053645
powa

>>76053652
>having beggars

grim

>>76053645
powuh

>>76053653
fantastic post

>>76053652
lol I usually give beggars a kick across the chops as I pass them, that would be awkward

>>76053653
is jezza a rorke lads? he seems like one

>>76053686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_Australia

>>76053718
our homeless don't beg they just stand at red lights and smear sewer water all over your windscreen and ask for $20 regardless of your thoughts on the matter

looking for jobs is fucking depressing

want to just die

>>76053645
as it's spelt

americans say "paa" instead

>>76053741
oh yeh thats much better

>>76053763
>>76053763

>>76053764
cunt

>>76053741
they used to do that here like 25 years ago

>>76053645
par but somehow with 2 syllables

>>76053645
pow-er