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kurva anyátok
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trying to eat lunch but every time i swallow i taste bile :x
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U L S T E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok
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hate myself almost as much as I hate normies
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tried out a bit of stand up comedy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaEOCjcim7E&feature=youtu.be
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elect a Muslim mayor and we get 2 terrorist attacks and a tower block burns. This is what happens when you turn away from God
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first for /brit/
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barb
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>>76049431
>Welp... Thanks for the body shaming. God bless your opinion,
god damn your needlesly cruel article.

>Don't get fat. The kind of guys antifeminist enough to be objectified like this really care about that kind of thing.

manlet mad on the internet
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gave my fattest runt some bile-laced food

absolutely hooting whenever he tries to take a bite haha
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>>76049451
>lunch
FOY
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>>76049475
fuck off bizzaro rorkesheed
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doin' an ol' 'cide lads
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>>76049488
Imagine marrying a girl like that knowing your dad will go her Instagram and wank over her
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>>76049501
???
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Cara > Barbara Palvin
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Its over. Trump has been shot.
Check BBC news.
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need a qt gf to cuddle
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>>76049475
>and a tower block burns.
actually I think that was down to capitalists saving money and buying cheap and flammable cladding
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>>76049512
sort your dad out mate
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>>76049517
nah fuck off
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got hundreds of thousands of pounds invested in turkmenistan
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>>76049381
Ikr, such a bender.

>>76049427
Androgyn insensitivity syndrome and basically being intersex (see the random ovary inside me)
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>>76049549
rubbish boobies
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>>76049524
>need a panzer tank to go to the shop
no you don't
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>>76049520
trumps not a republican
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>>76049520
*checks it*
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>>76049475
But we turned TO god allahu akbar
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>>76049563
says that again you little insect I dare you
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gf fucking me all the time recently
very good news
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>>76049520
>be american politician
>go to baseball game
>get shot
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>>76049549
SHE BURNS COAL
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>>76049561
as far as I know everyone with a Y is predominantly male
this might include random lady bits, but your parents will most likely have raiser you male, even if they didn't know
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>>76049581
haven't had sex with the gf for ages
I just perform cunnilingus, much easier
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yeah people died but the real victims are the architects and those that hired them who are going to be out of a job (and pocket!)
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>>76049600
what's it like
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so stupid that the yank president doesn't need to be a senator, representative or any kind of public servant
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>>76049520
>tfw my first thought was a smug "hope he killed the bastard" thought

wow
i think i might be a more radical leftist than i thought, that was pretty messed up of me
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>>76049596
stop posting her picture
she's not our girl anymore
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>>76049610
salty coins
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>>76049579
absolute poo
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Warm day all over the country. 22c in Edinburgh, 26c in Brighton, 850c in Kensington
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>>76049549
actually quite fat
not saying i wouldnt fuck her until my knob fell off though
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>>76049604
Yes and spare a thought for Kensington Councillors who will experience increased harassment on the street.
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>>76049621
no she is still pretty
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should i have a glass of milk or a cup of tea
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paul ryan has been shot
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>>76049598
They did raise me male. Hence how i'm now trans. Genes are just a bit messed up along with genitalia.
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>>76049673
literally who
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>>76049645
Heh
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>>76049610
like kissing but not
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>>76049549
love that East European boxy women shape
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>>76049687
my m8
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>>76049669
could do with some work
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lads, why haven't these flats collapsed into their own footprint like the twin towers did?
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>>76049679
do you vote labour
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Steve Irwin has been stabbed by a stingray, check the news
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>>76049645
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the whip
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why is this bent gyppo trying to bait the other slavs with his shitty threads?
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>>76049713
I do. Not really a fan of theresa may. Although there's no real party i like overall they're the least worst.
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>>76049710
because the plastic cladding was on fire not the actual building and the fire was overall quite low temperature

nothing like 9/11
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>>76049731
always stare the police down when i walk past them
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>>76049731
>EU GB plate
um not anymore sweetie xx
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>>76049737
don't know but i'll try and find out for you
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>>76049710
twin towers burned at a much higher temperature that weakened the steel structure much more
also heavier and larger buildings

this one in london might still be at risk of collapsing, so they'll probably knock it down soon
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>>76049751
ooh tough guy over here
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>>76049762
Um sweaty we're still in the EU
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>>76049770
they need to know i'm not intimidated.

also sort of resent the power they have
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>>76049645
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BE SURE TO SAVE
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>>76049786
police are just another gang
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>>76049807
#Woke
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>>76049807
yeh you're right. lets just get rid of them.
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>>76049618

Paki cunt
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like policement when theyre solving crimes and keeping people safe
hate policement when theyre acting as hired thugs for commercial interests eg: at the G20 protests

simple as
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>>76049841
'ke
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Literally everyone in those flats is foreign. The south is disgusting.
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>>76049852
fuck da police
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When Stevie G slipped
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didn't realise fires could have higher or lower temperatures than each other
always assumed fire was always he same temperature
feel a bit thick ngl
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>>76049852
no point hating them you spaz
they're just doing what they're told to do
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>>76049859
theyre council flats mate
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>>76049879
Me sitting on the left.
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>>76049802
she's fat and slurps on dark chocolate
dropped
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>>76049879
me on the far left
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>>76049883
depends on the fuel feeding the fire mate.
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Apparently Jews from the local synagogue are out in Kensignton trying to flog refreshments like water, tea and coffee to the press and helpers.
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>>76049883
So you assumed the sun burnt as hot as the fucking gas hob? Ahahahaha fucking retard
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>>76049886

this triggers the Jean-Paul Sartre
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where is fire in the periodic table? makes you think
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>>76049879
BOOMFA
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>>76049751
*does a burnout on your bollocks*
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>>76049879
why does she had 2 mans
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>>76049922
Good on them it's a hot day
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Bones
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>>76049879
haha the guy sitting in the back isn't even facing the the tv
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oh no some foreign bennie scroungers that offer literally nothing to this country have had their shit-hole council flats destroyed (flats that my money pays for). what a calamity.

not.
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>>76049922
theyre giving them out for free you horrid spiteful little monkey

t. guy who was there just an hour ago
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>>76049929
dont get it
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>>76049883
absolute fucking mongoloid. impressed you can type ngl
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Mad how the fire is still burning 12 hours later like dude just pour water on it
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>>76049922
any proof?
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>>76049933
>british education
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>muslims are such inhuman cunts that a minority of them helping people is national newsworthy.

state of them
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>be American
>get shot

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40275055
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>>76049978
t. money-grabbing Jew

You're only giving them out free to your "own". You're charging everyone else for a cup of shitty tea.

Scum.
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>>76049999
he posted it on the internet m8 what more proof could you need
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>>76049472
I thought it was kinda funny
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any dumb dumbs here?
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>>76050030
never read nor watched the movies
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>>76050030
well I read them growing up if that counts
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>>76050027
*clobbers you*
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>given a free flat with views over central london
>burn it down
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>>76050030
they're good stories lad piss off
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>>76049981
Sartre's notion of 'radical freedom' said that everyone always has a choice, and every act is a free act. When people say they have 'no choice' but to do something, they are lying to themselves. He would point out situations such as a group of hikers who encounter a boulder blocking their path, leaving them 'no choice' but to turn back. Sartre claimed this was wrong, as they also could fling themselves off the mountain, killing themselves. Another classic example was that of the policeman who claimed, while arresting someone, that 'he had no choice'. Sartre pointed out that this is wrong - he could choose to ignore his orders, or he could have chosen to have not become a police officer, or he could choose to shoot himself right there.

Sartre thought that anybody who lied to themselves that they had no choice was acting in 'bad faith' and denying their freedom as a human being.
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>>76050030
Read them all, saw them all, played until 6th game.
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Wonder if this fire would get anywhere near as much coverage if it was in a northern city
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>>76050095
wow sounds like something that can't actually be applied to real life at all
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>>76050094
>they're good stories lad piss off
Hahaha, you utter fucking runt.
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>Runts proven to be more likely to be Socialists

Imagine my shock
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>>76050120
Only one way to find out
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>>76050000
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>>76050095
Shan't
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>>76050094
>>76050099
>>76050075
t.dumb dumbs
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>>76050120
londoners wouldnt even know about it
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>>76050095
sartre was a bit of an autist by the sounds of it.

when people say they dont have a choice, they mean a choice with reasonable limits. everyone knows this. its implicit in human logic.

and people rate this french bellend?
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>>76050132
you can be an elitist wanker all you like m8 but you won't change my mind. bet you haven't even read them.
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the mushroom is a stupid and ugly design for the penis.

fannies are much more aesthetic imo
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why didnt harry use the time turner to go back in time and kill voldemort so his parents would still be alive
thats what I'd have done
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>tfw awkward, sensitive, average-looking guy
>tfw no gf
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>>76050149
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>>76050188
a simple google search would tell you why its mushroom shaped. but no, you'd rather make a fool of yourself on 4chan. well done lad.
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Cutting costs = death, simple as
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Like the gfs outfit here
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>>76050159
Retard books for retard kids.
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>>76050156
Castro + Che loved him, they gave him lots of free gifts and invited him to Cuba allatime

>>76050207
would you like to exercise your radical freedom, become gay, and become my bf?
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>>76050211
i know why but it's irrelevant to my post. stop trying to find an opportunity to show off your knowledge. fucking pathetic m8
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>>76050149
I was young and impressionable
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>>76050234
says the anonymous nobody on 4chan.

yes im sure everyone deeply cares about your opinion. fucking lol mate. wind your neck in.
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>>76050030
aunt took me to see the first one
even as a nipper I thought their acting was shit
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Nope, what I love is humanity and human beings living as they are intended to live - what I write are facts about the deeply philosophical nature of this counterfeit of life we witness daily - that which consumes those that lack the courage and determination to live as they should - It is a misery to witness those quite content to accept the illusion of happiness embodied in the false glory of strangers living on their behalf - Indeed those that consent to a fake existence of worshipping the collective sacrifice of strangers are merely offered counterfeit 'achievements' by the corpses embodied in ceremonial death worship - I do find that miserable and the people existing like that are broken, dark minded folk!

Live is a joy - its full of light - if you can keep it - most give it up for so little its frightening.

Climb to the top of the mountain yourself and embrace your own humanity - that is your only salvation.

The Revolution is in Ourselves.
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>>76050190
The ministry of magics supply of time turners was destroyed.
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>>76050247
you said its a stupid design. which it isn't.

you got memory problems mate?
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>>76050246
wonder what famous people from history looked like naked . wonder if we'll ever find out
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>>76050247
*beats you over the head with my giant mushroom*
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Poor old Theresa May. She has been in many ways a perfect bourgeois career politician. From her schoolgirl dreams of following in the footsteps of Mrs Thatcher, she worked her way solidly up through the ranks of the Tory party. She had no skeletons in her closet, and has shown herself to be perfectly willing to say or do whatever her masters require, while holding no discernible opinions of her own.

May’s willingness to present black as white and dictatorship as democracy have been exemplary. She has proved her ability to implement the most brutal anti-worker legislation without a qualm and then to talk of the need to protect the little guy; been perfectly happy to facilitate jihadis via her post as home secretary and then to talk of the need to stand up to terrorism.

Above all, she has been willing to campaign first against and then for Brexit, as her masters and career prospects demanded. Having survived the chaos of the EU referendum and found herself unexpectedly in pole position as the last woman standing after the 2016 leadership contest, she appeared to have risen to the premiership by dint of keeping her head down while demonstrating whole-hearted loyalty to the ruling class.

Since becoming prime minister, however, May has discovered what the next incumbent will also find; what many of her equivalents in Europe are presently finding; and what, in fact, any leader of a bourgeois democratic state in the grips of a world capitalist economic crisis is bound to find: that chaos, disunity and the conflicting demands of her masters in the ruling class make the job she has been given the most poisoned of golden chalices ... and now it looks as if the only Mrs Thatcher moment she’s likely to get is the one where, beaten and rejected, she finds that her services are no longer required by an ungrateful party and public.
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>>76050273
child acting is always bad without exception
>>76050275
he literally had a time turner in his hand at the end of the 3rd book
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>>76050227
>the gfs outfit
get some new gloves, did you?
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>>76050246
>would you like to exercise your radical freedom, become gay, and become my bf?

no thank you
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>>76050281
yeah it LOOKS stupid

not talking about function. you TWAT
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>>76050292
shant
wont
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>>76050297
weird because I really liked home alone
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>>76050263
You seem to be getting rather upset about Potter, lad.
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>looks at the sundial
>nod me head approvingly like pic related
>gathers up me m8s
>gets solemn

it's time, lads

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca
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>>76050274
you fit every stereotype of swedish people is
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>>76050297
Voldemort wasn't back at the end of the third book
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>>76050334
1337 post m8
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>>76050341
*there is
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>>76050324
think you might want to glance at the last few of your posts and re-evaluate that statement mate.
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>getting mad over shitty childrens books
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>>76050347
thats why he goes back in time to when he was at large you fool
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Burn all the tower blocks down
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>>76050316
think you just have a pencil dick 2bh
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>>76050297
shaun was alright in this is england
jamie bell in billy elliot too
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>>76050347
Should have used the time turner to go back to when voldemort was a baby and kill him then
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>>76050394
willies are ugly. fucking bent twat
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>>76050366
Yep, can only see you sperging out cos people said they were crap. Calm down you little fanny.
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>>76050406
you can't do that
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>tfw my dick isnt a mushroom at all because the head is the exact same radius as the shaft
feels good to be aesthetic
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>>76050413
mine's aesthetic af lad. pity you and your ugly knob.
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>>76050426
>no proofs


suuuuure
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>>76050401
yeah alright but are you going to put those performances up against performances by adults?
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>>76050416
if you say so mate.
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my dick is average sized but i think its EXTREMELY aesthetic so it makes up for it

feels pretty good
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>>76050425
evolutionary failure
going to cum in your gf and screech as you desperately try to remove it with your tongue because your knob doesnt do the job
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we're going to beat back the xenophobes like harry beat the dementors!
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My willy is very unasthetic. Small, foreskin too long and too tight
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don't care how ugly my dick is
nobody will ever see it aha
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does anyone care to hear me tell /brit/ why the willy is shaped like a mushroom even though it's just a hypothesis
lmao fuckin mong
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>>76050353
thx la
just realized that I need to cycle me gimmicks once in a while lest they turn rusty
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All this penis chat is a bit gay ngl
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>>76050461
jokes on you im gay so idgaf
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>>76050476
scrapes out the cum of the lad before you so your sperm wins
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>>76050453
I do. Stop crying.
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car won't start
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>>76049429
HAGYDABBA
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>>76050471
if only there had been more muslims in the building to help
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Alakazam, Alakazoo, the post after mine ends with a two-two!
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>>76050497
unproven hypothesis
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>>76050471
CLEANSED
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>>76050527
all hypotheses are unproven dickhead
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>>76050519
you're shit at magic bruce
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>tfw couldnt figure out why my dick measured large but would appear small looking down upon it
>tfw realise my perky bollocks create an optical illusion of it being small

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>76050497
grim
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>>76050471
bet one of them muslims started that fire
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>>76050497
>this lad desperate to answer the question even though no one asked
insecure little runt . must be the only thing you know. this your party trick lol
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Anyone think this is a little insensitive?
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>>76050371
If he killed voldermort before he cursed harry, none of the events would have happened and a paradox would occur. There's a reason time turners are barely used.
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>1 stairs for 140 units

Hmmmm really gets the noggin joggin
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>>76050544
wrong
proof= tested and stands up to scrutiny
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>>76050560
god ill never get over how weird female crotches look without a willy + ballsack

its spooky as fuck
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>>76050558
you being ironic?
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>>76050560
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>>76050567
because they were a desperate addition by an author who wrote herself into a corner I know
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salad is at full toss
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>>76050569
They have lifts, stairwells are for crackheads to get high in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5vUXhIeuqs&t=0s
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU
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>>76050604
this lad is just a little bit too eager to explain about dicks scraping semen out . both times unsolicited
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>>76050595
ugh if something was proven they wouldn't call it a hypothesis or a theory, like the theory of evolution it's just a THEORY

learn science next time
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>>76050547
Garrum Garroo, Phiddly Phee! The post FOURTH after mine ends with a 6-5-3!
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"people" living in an apartment aren't really human to me
can't really feel sympathy for any of them because my image of an apartment dweller is a disgusting little imp
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>>76050607
I think they also had a limit on how far back you can go as well
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feel like having a nap
but i have an exam at 9:00am tomorrow and i want to get a good nights sleep

hmm
what should i do?
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>>76050641
no it doesn't
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>>76050641
Don't quit the day job
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>Irregular delivery times
For addresses in urban areas we endeavour to make one delivery every working day by 3pm. For addresses in rural areas Royal Mail endeavours to make one delivery every working day by 4pm (subject to exceptions for remote areas with limited transport infrastructure such as the Highlands and Islands).

There is hope that it could still come today...
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>>76050636
>if something was proven they wouldn't call it a ... theory, like the theory of evolution it's just a THEORY

mong. take an english class
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>>76050607
dont even get started on the quidditch

the sport made by someone who obviously has no knowledge of sport
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>deregulate building standards
>building burns down

ah yes, the free market prevails again, many innocents die, but as long as the fat cats save 1%, who cares!?

Reminds me of the republican who deregulated water parks, then his kid died on a water slide, bet he regrets that decision wew
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>>76050610
>They have lifts
Literally useless in an emergency lmao
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lads did you know that the dicks scrapes out other mans spunk. interesting right? there's a little factoid for you
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NEED A GEORGIE GF
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>>76050698
Well they didn't built the place on the assumption it would burn down
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>>76050635
and jumping at the chance to ridicule that isn't insecure? ok then
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>>76050668
>>76050670
ZARUM ZIKKUM ZAGLOTCH ZUPLEE, NOW THIS POST BELOW ME ENDS IN 0-7-3-3!
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we should make it illegal for apartment buildings to catch fire
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twiddlydy fiddldy dee
the post i reply to
is (me)
>>76050731
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>>76050706
lol pretty desperate to make that post weren't you. how fucking insecure must you be.
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>>76050726
I'm glad Paul Daniels is dead and doesn't have to witness this travesty
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>>76050706
weirdo
dont speak to me again
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Went to maccies
Got a large Tennessee stack meal (diet coke as drink)
And a Oreo mcflurry
7/10 from me
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wanted: a hole in which to insert my willy
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>>76050711
Why do i see so many posts about reporters from our country. I swear some seppos and poms on here know more Aussie reporters then i do.
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>>76050732
one off
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>>76050706
Untrue, otherwise the head of your dick would be on upside down, so the scraping edge would be on the bottom. Since that's where gravity takes the spunk
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>>76050755
hi x
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>>76050679
Same thing happened in Australia m8

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-25/residents-evacuated-after-fire-in-melbourne-cbd-apartment-build/5914978
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>>76050752
yeah good idea getting the diet coke mate, got to watch your figure eh
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>>76050755
*gapes japs-eye*
have at it
>>
too much news happening all the time nowadays
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>>76050675
no ur the mong
>>
put a dildo in my bum
came within 1min
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>76050759
question: is Courtney Act famous in Australia

what do ppl think of him
i hate her myself
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>>76050711
spelled darwen wrong
>>
>>76050713
Are you just pretending to be stupid? What do you think fire escapes are for?
>>
>>76050759
the Today show is bloody great mate, they're the only ones that are well known because their clips always do the rounds online
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>>76050808
We don't have those though
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got a mild OCD gf and it's crap

can't have anything out of place or it bothers her and she either has to get up and tidy it or get annoyed at me
>>
Anyone doing lifts? x
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>>76050823
best post itt
>>
LIKKITY SPLIKKITY SPLAKKITY SPLELPH, IF THE POST BELOW ME DOESN'T END WITH 33 I'LL KILL MYSELF
>>
little tip lads: If you don't want the missus to get pregnant from the bull you can shag her afterwards and your knob will scrape out all the semen, that's why it's shaped like a mushroom
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>>76050819
That's not OCD, your gf is just a cunt
>>
>>76050786
yeah
things have really gotten monotonous since the drumpf election and brexit. Its like it hasn't stopped the way people go on
worn out with politics now
>>
>>76050727
just ban fire
does anyone really NEED fire in the 21st century? think about how many people have died because of fire
unnecessary and barbaric

Don't be a blighter
Bin that lighter
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TRUMP IMPEACHED
HABBENING!!!!!
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corpses still smouldering
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at work
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*stands over you*

>Disgusting. Little. Rorke.
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>>76050803
I personally have never heard of her but I'm out of the loop with celebrities as a whole anyway
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>>76050825
yeah shirts
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get the prayers in lads

#PrayForLondon
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>no football
>only one bcs episode left
>only two silicon valley episodes left
>only three izombie episodes left
>me soon
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>>76050833
MAGIC
>>
>>76050839
she's diagnosed and takes medicine and goes to therapy for it and anxiety actually
>>
hate racists as much as I hate wogs
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Bit disgusted in myself, had a wank to Babs for the first time
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The face of love.
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>>76050833
Unlucky bruh
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>>76050874
she won the first Australian Idol i think
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>>76050819
I'd rather have that than my complains-when-things-are-visible-so-"tidies"-them-away-and-forgets-where-she-put-them gf
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>>76050854
how do you get a job
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I hate seppos
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>>76050851
>>76050852
fuck eternal rorkesheeds always trying to force their agenda
>>
think the firemen put out the fire with atheist thoughts and prayers?
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*blocks your path*
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>>76050888
>not watching and rewatching OFAH on watchseries
lmaoing @ u
>>
>>76050854
>he doesn't spend his days trading crypto earning thousands a day

lmfao
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>>76050901
why
>>
got to agree Tbh, fair play if you want to par Trump but leave his son out of it

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/874707971867111424
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Why british faggots always steal from glorious HUNaryans? They stole our grill, now our fruit. You are all shithole niggers who has nothing on their own. You don't even have Poo in the Loo cunt anymore but invaded by them. Shame.
>>
lumpty pompty scumpty spom, I'll suck a willy if this post ends in one

woopty doopty scoopty doo, I'll off myself if it ends in 2

weemy speemy gleemy see, I'll post my arsehole if it posts in 3
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>>76050984
hot.
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>>76050955
thank you Hungary for your gift to the world
>>
>>76050952
great. fascinating
>>
>>76050984
JUST
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>>76050984
JUST
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>>76050966
good effort lad
>>
>>76050851
this is the first real blaze since the riots though..?
>>
Hate libertarians
>>
>>76050984
JUST
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>>76051003
>>76051003
>>
>>76050721
im not trying to say anything about my abilities.
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>>76050999
>>76050999
>>76050999
New Thread.
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>>76050966
>if it posts
SCREAMING
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>>76050955
sharing is caring :3
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>>76050851
kek
Boris hasn't been mayor for years. Sadiq obviously didn't care enough to get them back. Not to mention more firemen wouldn't do much
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>>76050628
lord of the game
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>>76049429
b-but that's our flag
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