flat earth edition
explain seasons
berb
all the sirens stopped at the same time
creepy as fuck
im getting out of here now
cya
>>76048002
whats on the other side?
NEED a reverse trap gf. unironically my fetish
and on the third day he created pesto
Going to the dentist high on opiates
Good or bad idea.
Reminder that /brit/ is a Misanthropic Normie general
runts and khhv need to fuck off to /brit/feel
just woke up in kensington and took this lads
business idea: create a pub called "The Swan & Pedo"
>>76048037
post the one where there's that guy standing in front if them and hes like "I'll have em down in a ___"
>>76048034
Bizarro Earth
Chad room here
Tommy Robinson? nowhere to be seen
>>76048057
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>76048024
very good lad, nice work. feel like you're the same lad who climbed the scaffold the other day
i often think about which flag i would use if i were to lower myself to the level of using reddit flags
probably wales
>>76048024
Run like fuck lad, it's going to collapse into its own footprint soon at free fall speed.
jog on gook
>>76048081
paeodoe
>>76048086
it wouldn't show up because you're in a british domain so sucks to be you
>>76048086
Good LAD
>>76048076
He meets his MI5 handlers on Wednesday
>>76048095
kek
>>76048102
thought reddit flaggers could choose their flags
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/student-imprisoned-north-korea-after-10616960
yanks 。 。 。
went to the doctors to pick up new prescription
on the walk back i was thinking about having to get a job and i alternated between thinking i'll get one and it won't be so bad to thinking i'll never get one and i'll end up being homeless/forced to go the job centre
hot as fuck so i was sweating too
the state of my life
>>76048058
>that guy
He's called Fred Dibnah. Show some fucking respect.
>>76048086
not only have you appropriated my culture you have appropriated my pepe as well
could HEEM you lad
*blocks your path*
>>76048034
turtles all the way down
post qt traps
just woke up, fill me in brehs
>>76048024
why is that building on fire. that doesn't seem right. is this the london tower? sandniggers are already looting the jewelery for sure
>>76048137
im 19 never heard of him but he did old timey
>>76048132
you can but for you only US regional flags will be visible. a welsh flag will just be a empty space where a flag normally resides.
>>76048076
Did they stop to ask the people is they were Muslims?
>>76048158
*grabs the hose and cement*
"bend over"
where does HEEM come from
>>76048175
all the more reason not to use it
Explain the shadilay gimmick
tell me your honest opinion on thailad
>>76048133
This is such an old story. The fact that he's in a coma is the only update
>>76048182
sikhs and hindus also count as muslims if muslims need to be shown in a positive light
>>76048153
the gf's transformation
>>76048215
Creasing
the virgin 'cide
meow
>>76048215
i think im going to be sick
>>76048214
Is it just generally brown people classified as Muslim now by the lefty press?
>>76048203
great guy, good poster, contributes OC
>>76048076
He's probably in police custody for looking at a Muslim.
I'm a nationalist and a globalist
>>76048222
Sad
>>76048234
Stamps it into a bloody paste
>>76048215
Christ is that 'bena
>>76048237
if they're doing good, yeah
>>76048215
>we will never get to the 'pakipoo comes out to his family and gets stoned to death' arc
>>76048215
NO pakiboo
>>76048138
have all the welsh frogs desu
>>76048234
*punts it across the room*
>>76048291
>>76048269
sheed
>>76048279
yep. as proven by his spiderman bedding that he replaced once he got bantered
>>76048286
i bet you don't
>>76048222
that's what 30 years will do to you
wahey
>>76048355
fuck that got me good
Woke up this morning and nearly had a heart attack at the tower fire thing because I live in west London
My goal is to live in an apartment high up somewhere but seeing how this could happen makes me reconsider my plans
>>76048222
still would
LONDON'S BURNING
>>76048355
imagine being the stupid fucker who decided to run a campaign based around that gangly fuckers personality
>>76048281
so glad I'm out of that phase
very happy being a male now
/lgbt/ is pure cancer
>>76048368
Did you take this lad? Send it into the news, v v good pic
lads
https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/874907809099501568
>>76048300
>sheed
>hating cats
How fucking retarded are you?
just had a VERY subpar poo
hurt when it came out, took a long time, 5+ wipes AND slight afterburn
fucking 3/10
noone is illegal
>>76048412
shit tyrone, get it together
>>76048434
>5+ wipes
What shits don't take that many
>>76048412
eMortgageconnnect @eMtgconnect 2h
More
Replying to @BreakingNLive
Can anyone explain why he starts laughing at throwing kids out of windows?
Imagine being this dumb
>>76048397
Nah m8 found it on google
Some of these images are horrifying shit imagine being at the top of that
lefties think people suddenly like corbyn now when it was really just the fact that ukip were irrelevant this election
going to laugh when may reneges on the hard brexit and a big chunk of the labour voters flee to ukip again
>>76048456
fix your diet, mate
>>76048456
err...
should probably look at the ol' diet there mate
3 wiped is normal
200 people lived there, only 60 have been seen my medics
This is going to be catastrophic
>>76048473
why are people so obsessed with "hard brexit"
i voted leave but i'm not that arsed about it
>>76048412
>those replies
Christ when did /pol/ tin foil delusion go mainstream
brutalism is lethal
>>76048243
liked this post
>>76048456
Does Portugal use bidets
>>76048479
yeah but i mean it happened at 1am so most of them were probably out selling drugs
>>76048501
>pointing out a paki laughing at the thought of dead kids on live TV is delusion
>>76048491
because soft brexit just means staying in the EU in all but name, making the whole thing a colossal waste of time that changes nothing
>>76048501
The guy is clearly laughing
>>76048475
>>76048474
My diet is fine
>>76048514
Yes
>>76048525
when my friend killed himself in middle school i smiled slightly before i started bawling
it's a coping mechanism
>>76048536
>>>/lobotomy/
damnit
was about to order a Flamin Hot dominos pizza
probably had best not do that now
fuck
>>76048545
does spain use bidets
>>76048215
fucking cunt has wider shoulders than i do
>>76048506
brutalism is good
>>76048491
because people voted almost exclusively anti immigration which is only possible with hard brexit
>>76048541
>>76048525
sooooo
this has nothing to do with religion or terrorism or anything yea a building just burnt down and people he knew are probably
and you think he's laughing at them? Explain why you think that
It is weird how often buildings burn down just before they are due to be redeveloped
Sister is taking me to Frankie & Bennies for lunch. What should I get? I've never ate there before
love reading about megacities with a callous attitude to human life and frequent catastrophic disasters
hate it actually happening in my city
simple as
>>76048625
Nah I actually watched the video this time and I change my mind
10 minutes late for the latest episode of Fargo so now I have to wait until it's over to watch it
>>76048625
because he laughed
Going to meet a lass for the first time in 15 mins. Last minute advice boyos?
>>76048645
>>76048655
always the worst two posters in here - always looking for political arguments
fuck off
NK has the right idea desu.
only the one but still enough to put them in the big boy's club. literally alpha chads: the countries
>>76048675
don't be yourself
>>76048675
You've never met one before?
>>76048675
want to make a joke about your ambiguous phrasing
too lazy
blehh
>>76048675
Women like being greeted with a hug and a light pat on the bum
>>76048675
What's a good samurai film lads?
>>76048645
>>76048655
Leave your house some time
>>76048675
you haven't met a girl in 15 minutes? holy shit what a loser
Bet crime will be lower now that those runts have been BBQed
>>76048675
Do a wank before
>>760486 75
just do what you did when you were with her 15min ago
>>76048675
FONT
>>76048625
>>76048726
Rasheed
When will the RA make a come back? When will London feel the power of another IRA bomb? Why you fuckers gone in with the DUP?
I'm almost shaking with rage right now. I was talking to my stepmom about Nine Inch Nails and their lyrics. We started talking about the song Mr. Self Destruct and how it's basically about a heroin addiction and how it devastates life. Then I shit you not my dad says to me "kind of like your problem with weed?" I had to leave the room because I was almost tearing up because of how angry that made me. This is why we need better drug education. People ACTUALLY THINK a full blown heroin addiction is the same thing as smoking weed every now and then and that infuriates me. I'm not a junkie with a full blown addiction who is always looking for his next fix. I don't care if I'm getting worked up over nothing and I realize I'm probably being petty but this really got to me.
>>76048783
weed wanker loves his weed
>>76048783
>drug addict can't control his emotions
more at 11
>>76048783
Go smoke a blunt and chill the fuck out hippie
you know i actually thought this would be one disaster that /pol/ wouldn't jerk themselves off to, seeing as it was an accident, affected mostly the poor (and so couldn't be some sort of sinister antiwhite conspiracy), and is pretty much devoid of political implication
but noooooooo, here they are circlejerking over some brownskinned guy having a hysterical episode on live tv
fuck i hate people who use pol. genuinely wouldn't care if they all were lobotomised
>>76048763
What the fuck
how
Literally a building burning down and rasheeds probably dying
>southerners blaming the conservatives because one of their 'bloodcart' left the chip pan on and burnt down their block of flats
Going to meet a lad for the first time in 15 mins. Last minute advice girls?
>>76048802
>fuck i hate people who use pol
Like you?
>>76048802
t. Mohammed Ahmed Al-Britani
>>76048698
>>76048712
>>76048717
>>76048722
>>76048723
>>76048731
>>76048735
>>76048753
Thanks lads, well time to go
>>76048783
Is this reddit pasta?
>>76048687
>pakistan: 120
A woman holding a soldering iron by the hot end, hovering it dangerously close to a motherboard. She isn't wearing an apron or even any gloves, but seems to be content with her current life choices
>>76048814
Men like being greeted with a hug and a light pat on the bum
>chip
>>76048814
Put out
hate normies
>>76048814
dont
haha
How the fuck did India get nukes?
>>76048827
yeah, why the fuck DOES pakistan have nukes? i thought it was barely a functioning country
Corbyn tried to pass law to make homes safe last year – the Conservatives rejected it
http://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/corbyn-tried-pass-law-make-homes-safe-last-year-conservatives-rejected/14/06/
love normies
>>76048859
whos going to argue with a billion people
>>76048864
yeeessss, this is the smoking gun we needed
*scats*
>>76048859
breed like hell and work for essentially nothing
>>76048863
we run dis joint yo
>>76048864
don't care
>>76048864
that has nothing to do with fire safety in tower blocks which is a construction issue. his was an estate issue
my dream is to one day get constantly casually molested / asspatted as i walk around doing my daily routine
do you think this is an achievable dream if i am a man
lefties: omg how can you politicise disasters? fuck off back to /pol/ and get a heart, you lowlifes
also lefites: >>76048876
hahaha epic i'm getting a pickle rick tattoo with this quote
>>76048911
most reddity post i've seen all morning
i really like the uk and i hope ye get that muslim problem sorted out
how to spot an americanised runt
>watches game of thrones
>watches orange is the new black
>watches breaking bad
>watched rick and morty
>owns a netflix account
love willies, hate the owners of willies
>>76048833
OI!!!!!
>>76048934
>>watches game of thrones
>>watches breaking bad
guilty
*shows solidarity to the tower block*
>also lefties:
>>76048934
i did in fact view the entirety of breaking bad on my netflix account
how to spot a good british lad
>enjoys peter kay
>enjoys a nice cuppa
>wants immigrants OUT
>admires Nigel Farage
>admires enoch
>hates labour
>refuses to eat at american fast food shops
>supports England
>>76048911
*retweets with pouting beyonce gif*
#prayfortower
not again... can't we just be friends?? :(
>>76048928
what muslim problem
>>76048964
all me
>>76048939
get yourself a girl with a willy
>>76048944
get in the sack and cuddle up to the brick
we're going for a walk to the river
Reminder that plywood towerblocks are what Labour and the greens want to build more of to house migrants
>>76048934
All me
lmao how do tower blocks even burn down?
there's lots of regulations in place ever since Ronan Point
I reckon it was some dumb african immigrant being stupid
>how to spot a good british lad
>>enjoys peter kay
>>enjoys a nice cuppa
>>wants immigrants OUT
>>admires Nigel Farage
>>admires enoch
>>hates labour
>>refuses to eat at american fast food shops
>>supports England
>>76048928
Too far gone lad. Just a waiting game now until they've out bred us.
>>76048934
fucking yanks man
*sips starbux caramel frappaccino*
can't fucking stand 'em
*bites into toffee krispy kreme doughnut*
they piss me off
*drives away in ford mustang on the wrong side of the road*
deeply, deeply despise each and every one of the dumb vapid youtube normie vlogger cunts that my gf is obsessed with
hate them and their low-effort self-important shite, and I hate people for watching them
>>76048964
Peter Kay is an unfunny fat cunt almost as bad a Johnny Vegas
Kys
>>76048996
paki
I want to make a youtube channel but I dont want to use my real name, what should I call myself
>>76048964
2
Fuck off this is a rorke northerner checklist
hate peter kay
all the bellends at school would always quote him
>hurr durr garlic bread
fuck off
>>76048964
>likes willies
>>76049021
a fucking ambulance
*heems you*
>>76048911
they always try and start political arguments here every day
>>76049021
Kev Smith
>>76048975
the one where they breed you out whilst bombing everything and degrading your culture
>>76049021
nigger66
>>76049009
also despise these
dont understand how girls can find it interesting to watch the same person make the same video every day about some meaningless shite that doesnt add to their life at all
>>76048996
Good post
U L S T E R M A N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok
>>76049021
Paul Joseph Watson
>>76048992
corrupt contractor cut corners
new plastic cladding was recently installed that was more flammable than people thought
shoddy fire plan where residents were told to stay in their apartments rather than evacuating
>>76049047
cant do usernames anymore would have to be nigger 66
trading sleep for sleepy eyes
when i'm out in public i notice that old men always give me this disapproving stare
what have i done to offend them? i don't have long hair or tattoos or anything
Hello sweaties.
leftypol has arrived
>>76049044
post face pic
i want to see the face of hate
big bums
>>76049021
didapoo
>>76048985
Literally all I want
VERY good point
really makes me think
>leftypol has arrived
>>76049044
Bred us out? A quick Google says 4.4%
FOY
Lads - is there a number I can call if I am lonely but not old? I am autistic and very lonely but can't communicate with people outside :(
>>76049021
Home Truths
>>76049078
'kin 'ell this might be the most punchable face on god's green earth
>>76048996
Lie Chester mentioned!
>>76049076
Hello based rasheed
>>76049087
>tfw trans but genuinely crazy so no one to fuck me
>>76049076
Afternoon gaffer, everything alright? Anyone bothering you that you need sorting out? I love you, anything you need I will get for you no questions asked.
>>76049090
>environmental disaster.
What did he mean by this?
>>76049101
Samaritans is LITERALLY for this
drumpflets mad we gonna make nazis afraid again
>>76049101
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/euthanasia-group-to-launch-assisted-suicide-info-hotline
>>76049101
08000961233
>>76049126
post legs
>>76048912
What is this fucking cringe?
>>76049007
Kek
>>76049126
>trans but genuinely crazy
>but
fucking buzzing to go on lunch break then go to the park and play pokemon go
must wait until 1330 though for a comfy short afternoon
>>76049126
trans and crazy?
whodathunkit
>a sign in those flats told them to stay put
>they actually did it when an inferno ripped through their building
This country is fucked. Everyone needs to be told what to do rather than use heir own initiative.
>>76049021
Kevin Boyle
>lady threw her fucking wean out the window
jesus
>it got caught and only broke a couple of bones
JESUS
>>76049135
>>76049101
http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/what-speak-us-about
>>76049090
>aesthetic disaster
ah so trump is a nimby mong
>>76049148
http://i.imgur.com/hYoW3pS.jpg
let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes
>>76049198
>Thanks, you fat handed twat
>>76049126
The only trans that are acceptable are ones that can 100% pass as a female at 3 meters or prolonged contact in a club.
Any trans that are clearly men from 3 meters or in the dark should be gassed. Do it right or don't do it at all.
most people die from smoke inhalation before the flames get to them. you just pass out and die. better that than burning 2bh.
>>76048864
shit happens
>>76049208
bender alert
Theresa May/The Tories have blood on their hands AGAIN
http://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/corbyn-tried-pass-law-make-homes-safe-last-year-conservatives-rejected/14/06/
>>76049126
please be manchester
>>76049173
>>76049191
Not my fault i've borderline personality disorder
>>76049198
What about the lady? :^((((((((
>>76049090
numpty. utter absolute numpty. good thing this millionaire idiot will never be pres-
>>76049225
nice socks >:3
>>76049126
you also have man-arms and man-face so that doesn't help either.
guess you cant change biology after all lol
nipped over to babe for my daily dose of getting my third eye opened
https://babe.net/2017/06/14/everything-girls-shouldnt-festivals-anyway-ruin-4935
"Sadly women who go to festivals are under massive amounts of scrutiny for the same things that men don’t even think about. What they wear, what photos they take and how they act are immediately judged as “basic” by the good, misogynistic people of the internet."
have a read through this article and have a look at the stuff that girls SHOULD be judged for because it's stupid or annoying and listen to the fucking slag try to justify it
>>76049205
More of a niaby
post summer /bleep/ for my impromtu bbq with the boys sometime soon
https://youtu.be/EZ4_wo08U3A
>>76049222
I don't go outside so idk if i pass properly or not
>>76049233
nope, i know some in manc tho
>>76049261
If you say so
>>76049234
you've changed your sex so just change your genetics :^)
>>76049262
half those tweets are from women
m-muh internalised misogyny
>>76049135
Thanks, m8. May give them a ring later
>>76049274
You don't if you're not sure.
>>76049058
ah yes, very impressive
ooh, I wonder if this means all other renovated tower blocks will get redone
>Kensington voted Labour
>Kensington tower block burns to a crisp days later
God is enacting his wrath
hey london, u ok? xx
>>76049298
More like Mummy May is
>>76049252
:'^(
>>76049223
>you just pass out and die.
Have you ever breathed in thick smoke? It's like you're suffocating, definitely not as nice as just passing out
>>76049262
festival girls not even once major red flag
if you don't like Peter Kay then you simply did not have a british upbringing. It retroactively did not happen. Instead you went to mosque every day with your dad, Mr Mohammad Al-Bin Bombar Hussein
in other words, fuck off Rasheed
just took a whiff of a pissbottle i've had stashed away for months jesus christ
>>76049319
um bit sexist
One of the journos at the fire press conference got the attention of Khan by starting with "I have a serious question about...."
Well no shit dickhead, the other journo wasn't going to ask about Khan's holiday plans for the summer....
>>76049323
GARLIC BREAD?
>>76049208
cute
real talk: why are trans people part of the LGBT acryonym
LGB are about wanting to fuck a certain type of people
T has nothing to do with that
so why are they grouped together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo
>>76049323
reddit spaceman
>>76049262
>women who go to festivals are under massive amounts of scrutiny for the same things that men don’t even think about
do they completely lack self awareness?
the flip side is the exact same
men are under scrutiny for things that women don't think about
and you've just PROVEN that you hadn't even considered such a thing you callous bitch
>>76049305
no
;_;
>>76049262
Now we can't call basic people basic - yeah okay mate. It's my only argument against these fuck wits
[spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]
[spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]
[spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]
>>76049344
it sounds nicer than "mentalists"
>>76049280
My genes are xxy, had testing after they found a malformed ovary inside me after i was getting really bad cramps
>>76049291
if you say so
>>76049344
Back during stonewall it kicked off because of issues arising from treatment of transwomen at the time. The rights movement of lgb banded together with t to push for rights but lgbt threw t to the side. T hates lgb because it's different to t.
>>76049208
poof
Ah yes elect a Muslim mayor and we get 2 terrorist attacks and a tower block burns. This is what happens when you turn away from God
>>76049363
OH NO I FORGOT
>>76049353
>reddit spaceman
?
>>76049387
muslims and christians worship the same god though
>>76049413
muslims worship a moon rock
think my house is on fire, smoke is getting pretty thick now. there's a sign that says to stay put so i'm just going to sit here.
>>76049370
>My genes are xxy
Klinefelter?
https://babe.net/2017/05/17/i-dont-date-guys-under-6-3-1389
ah yes so called "young women"
>>76049387
>religious extremist who hates muslims
Is this a rare sighting of a bizzarro rorkesheed in the flesh?
>>76049413
god = father son spirit
muslim god = father and pedo warlord
>>76049452
>pedo
FOY
>>76049370
>My genes are xxy
rare