/brit/

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13186374

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Berb

>>76045981
If so I'm booking my flights

>£4000
>1 (one) hug

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honestly lauren southern or faith goldy having a leaked tape of them being pounded by a black would be golden.

>>76045993
what are you expecting to find mate? hoping to uncover some big scoop?

fuck off you bellend, we've got enough photos

>>76045979
oi oi id fuck lois lane desu

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>>76045979
That's not superman...
THIS is superman

>>76046028
idk think it might be interesting

so thats a 'no' then?

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Stop watching the mainstream media.

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>be a londoner
>get run over
>get stabbed
>get burned
>muh GDP tho

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Say hello to your Grenfell Tower landlords

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NEED a gibi asmr gf

>>76046044
this the ideal male body
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>76045981
What people imagine the average is, at least
Like some people were complaining that her voice was badly imitated and over the top and was probably a yank or something, but she really was a brit

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I like being an Anglo but hate the British

Who do you think will be the next president? I think Bernie.

>>76046054
Vote said yes

can't wait for my life to start lads

not this one haha, I mean my actual life
any moment now...

>>76046081
then youre a true anglo
brits hate the british too

COME ON POSTMAN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>76046082
Yeah but what'll happen if he gets bullied off the stage at the inauguration by two black fatties again?

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Post your favourite GLUMPFH names
I'll start
>Cheeto Benito

>>76046081
Same except in not anglo

>>76046081
you're not Anglo mate fuck off

>>76046056
this is puzzling

if you were a rich, global multinational metropolitan, surely you'd just prefer living in New York by now?
now that London and Paris have shown themselves to be third-world tier when it comes to danger

>>76046078
surely she's not from london though, the cockney accent is appalling

Donald nigger is not my president

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40269625

OH SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING BUILDING ON FIRE

THERESA MAY OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>76046078
yeah but she exaggerates the accent so dumb yanks and Koreans know that she's definitely british

>>76046107
haha... tiny hands... classic...

DON'T GO CHASIN' WATERFALLS

>>76046106
He was being respectful, which is a presidential quality.

might shoot my dick off with a crossbow lads
thoughts?

>>76046112
its a status thing
youve got to have an office in NY, London + Paris for prestige reasons

and our corporation tax is the lowest in the G20 (hence why Jezza wants to raise it)

>>76046107
Putin's cock holster
when I heard that I literally threw up from laughing so hard

bog fart trump shart is NOT my president

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>>76046055
SHADILAY XD!!!1

how shitty must your buildings be that an entire tower block catches fire and 50 people are sent to hospital

>>76046175
>>76046126

fuck off to /cum/

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>>76046145
of course you can use my platform, m'nigger

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>>76046170
a classic LOL! glumpf got so triggered by that,poor little snowflake

>>76046192
>says China
hmmm
doing a think

>>76046192
Part and Parcel

>>76046192
At least it didn't collapse

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>Ex phone dominatrix. On a call with a dude and someone picks up the other line. It is his elderly and disabled mother, and she needs his help to get out of bed. I tell my caller to go take care of his mom, and we can talk more later. His mom thinks I'm his girlfriend and is so thrilled at the thought that her son has an actual flesh-and-blood girlfriend that she tells him to finish talking to me, she can wait. I hung up because I didn't get paid enough to deal with that. It was super sad because his mom was so delighted that he had a "girlfriend." I never heard from him again.

>>76046170
who said that lol

why do yanks pretend to be anglo when none of them really are

>>76046106
Part and parcel of being a white lefty male in the USA.

>>76046185
imagine her getting boned by an african migrant on a livestream while ezra sits in the corner sobbing and wanking

gf is making me breakfast heheh

>>76046233
Colbert

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>do fuck all most days
>1 fire breaks out and you need a rest

fucking lazy bastards

I'm easy like a sontag morgen Tbh

>>76046064
>cover the building in flammable cladding
>don't put a centralised fire alarm in
jail sentences incoming

>>76046247
Sexist

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Unronically bring back hanging for this sort of negligence. The warning signs were everywhere.

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>>76046245
she's armed and dangerous m8.

>>76046247
What's she making

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>>76046255
Colbert?!

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>>76045977
Maybe they should, it would make /int/ more fun

>Theresa May's chief of staff 'sat on' report warning high-rise blocks like Grenfell Tower were vulnerable to fire
SHE IS FINISHED

ramadam must be why every muslim woman you see past the age 25 is a fat blob

>>76046259
>my mum's still in there, fucking save her
>nah mate, the health and safety says it's too dangerous

Fuck, fireman is a sweet job

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Imagine how paranoid all other commieblock runts are right now

London under Ken Livingstone: 7/7 bombings
London under Boris Johnson: Riots
London under Sadiq Khan: Terror attacks and a fire

>>76046286
omelette

hope she doesn't fuck it up

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have to go outside lads

must be so comfy being on the Kensington council, so much money and such a nice area to work with, barely anything you have to deal with

then this comes along and you realise how fucked you are

haha, quite brilliant really

>>76046279
just looking at her you know shes a size queen

London seems like a great place to live, always something exciting happening xx

>>76046342
hope they all blame each other and start a big brawl that would be fun

>>76046301
Fucking hell, she HAS to go now what an appointed.

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>The UK's highest court has rejected an appeal by a mother and daughter in their legal battle for women from Northern Ireland to receive free abortions on the NHS in England.

ah yes, the self-styled DEMOCRATIC unionist party

>>76046345
fucking SJWs, I remember when clothes just came in small, medium and large

>>76046342
there was some posh cunt blabbing on here the other day to me about how great kensington was haha

>Nearly 200 Democratic lawmakers sue Trump citing business conflicts

IT'S OVER HE'S FINISHED

>no munch box delivery
damn

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>>76046345

Has anyone had this Mycoprotein™ stuff that Quorn is made out of? Might buy some Quorn mince if it's not too bad. The idea of eating real minced beef is a bit rank to me nowadays. I'm guessing they just take what's left of the cow after cutting off all the best bits, and grind it up. Basically, whatever they can get away with, Tesco'll call "minced beef."

>>76046259
>sprays a hose onto the ground floor for a bit
Jobs a goodun

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Still can't get over what a t h i c c b i t c h she is

imagine being the one who started the fire in their flat, you'd feel like a right plonker wouldn't you

what a scatterbrain!

>look at pics of the fire in London
>all residents were muslims

Karma for the terrorist attacks

>>76046364
*appointment

>>76046365
things with the word "democratic" in it usually aren't democratic

democratic people's republic of korea
democratic unionist party
democratic republic of the congo

>>76046402
>she

fucking bigot

personally i'm for abortions but i don't see how they're at all a basic human right or why they need to be free

they're not exactly like flu shots. it's a barbaric practice

just did a perfect poo. no splash, not too mushy or too hard, came out all in one log, didn't need to wipe at all. barely even felt it

>>76046380
it is though, it's a lovely area?

>>76046432
Flu vaccinations aren't free unless your a pensioner or you have HIV

okay im heading off to have a look at this fire then lads

>>76046402
>shes 22
aging like a banana

>>76046452
In a bit then lad

>>76046397
it's just mushrooms, but i like other veggie stuff better
dont know who else makes mince x

Watching Floyd Mayweather's fights

The GOAT

>>76046342
It just switched to Labour lmao

>>76046433
pics x

>>76046402
kike nose

>>76046449
NHS workers get them for free

>>76046438
nah its shite and full of bellends

>>76046449
>Flu vaccinations aren't free
wtf i hate the tories now!

i like lauren but she has a very manly voice and canadian accent, a double whammy of shit

started playing pokemon go again x
>>76046469
boring fights

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>>76046433
>Didn't need to wipe at all

>>76046495
>she

fucking bigot

>>76046397
gf is a veggie so I have to eat this stuff sometimes

it's not unpleasant but doesn't really replace actual meat in terms of flavour or texture

>>76046502
what i mean is i wiped, but there was no poo on the toilet paper afterwards.

As a ginger, I have experienced more discrimination and bullying because of !y hair colour than any black people have because of their skin. And I know it is the same for other ginger people. Of course nobody cares about us because we are white. The whitest of the white.m

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closer i get the more fire engines i see
one passes by about every 30 seconds now

can see a chopper hovering up ahead also

>>76046528
shut up ginger

If yer not watching the cricket all day with some drinks what is your life tBh

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>>76046449
>flu vaccinations aren't free
>abortions are

hmmm yessss

>>76046528
Ginger girls are cute

Ginger lad should be drowned at birth

>>76046538
Hello black man

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>>76046528
i've never been discriminated against

feel left out desu

entered a competition to win a nice trijicon scope lads. if I win i'm buy a rem700 to put it on :D

>>76046528
this is true. persecuted for centuries. associated with witchcraft and sometimes burnt alive. modern times its just incessant bullying and mockery at school and in the media.

no one cares though. not even a protected group in law.

>>76046538
FOB

>>76046550
scurry away you little blonde haired rodent
Gaelic ginger men would heem you and take your women with ease

>>76046588
aww does ginger pubes want protected status to protect his hurt widdle feelings?

>>76046482
>Danish nose

fixed

>>76046589
what does this variant mean

whats B

>>76046602
yes please

>>76046621
fuck off bus-wanker

>>76046548
love this man

It's too fucking hot outside.

Hello Nigger

>>76046623
ok sorry for mocking you we'll get that done soon

>>76046654
thanks

>>76046621
>not know because you're surrounded by them and don't know any different

FOB

the north will rise again

>>76046647
dumb whiteboi

>>76046408
Come back at 2am after a night on the lash and remember you left your greasy grill on full while you were out. Probably keep that to yourself.

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going to bed lads

going to dream that i'm welsh

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>council threatening blogger who highlighted the danger

This is all make me ANGRIER and ANGRIER and ANGRIER

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*scratches noggin*

fucking a willy at the moment

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thoughts on this LP?

>>76046647

It's hotter inside grenfell tower

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>>76046679
>authorities always know about terrorist threats beforehand and do nothing
>council knows about fire danger and does nothing
I feel safe, do you feel safe?

>>76046272
Is it true most tenants were pakis?

want to be a conductor in japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIknNdF07Ps

AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER

>>76046580
>tfw never been persecuted

I just want gibs

>>76045964
there was another temple I've seen that was 3-400 years old I think
probably anything really old here would be Khmer stuff or way out in the jungle
the temple I just visited was about 250y old so not that old compared to lots of European churches

>>76046748
>400
pfft

my school was 520 years old

kensington is the midst of a turf war between the mandem and russian billionaires

>>76046711
>tower block in london
it is quite likely

At least the fire victims don't have to live in London any more

>>76046689
>there were more people in London in 1911 than there were in 1991

did not know this

'member when 'bena doxed hisself for attention?

>6 dead so far

Negligent manslaughter incoming

>>76046112
You forget that crime in Jew York is never reported because they simply don't bother, the murder rate is insane

>>76046779
my history's not great but I think something happened in the 1910s that might have culled the population somewhat

>>76046792
which time?

>>76046775
they do. but itll be on the streets and not a flat lmao

>>76046773
actually the Head Russians house got burnt down last month for the second time

the Russians are on the losing side

t. kensington resident

>>76046796
Could >>>/diy//brit/ have prevented this?

>>76046761
funny that people think shit here is super ancient when most of Europe is equally as old

>>76046810
proofs??

>>76046192
You should consider looking at the colour of the people who lived there. It burned down because it was full of apes who can't live in civilised society.

>>76046796
theyre gonna get sued so bad hahahaha

cant believe there are actually runts who sat on the internet this morning constantly refreshing to find out the premier league fixtures

you play each team twice does it really matter what the order is

>>76046538
this by Churchill Arms?

>>76046853
They've already been posted on the BBC Sport website. Who the fuck is refreshing?

>>76046708
massive

>>76046874
I used 'sat'
this is past tense

Yanks entering /brit/

https://youtu.be/ltVtnCzg9xw?t=382

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Bones

>>76046832
this was the first one
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257539/Tom-Parker-Bowles-neighbours-evacuated-firefighters-tackle-huge-blaze-multi-million-pound-central-London-luxury-home.html

cant fine anything on the latest one but the building is currently a burnt husk, i walk past it allatime

>>76046864
er, might be
dont know the area that well
its on Westbourne Grove

>>76046904
just

did far too much cocaine last night and feel terrible
shant be doing that again

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Is /brit/ ok??

>>76046905
up from High Street Kensington, towards Notting Hill

>>76046811
Nop but r/OSHA could have.

health and safety is codeword for white genocide

>>76046922
Are you rich?

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wow thats.... a lot of fire engines

maybe 20-30 on this one road

bus drivers been shouted at to turn back by a copper

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>>76046928
>tfw you realise one of the dead might be a /brit/ poster and we'd have no way of knowing

>>76046936
never knew what that stood for, Operational Safety Hazard A?

>>76046968
on site hazard avoidance

>>76046959
east london mentioned

Royal MailVerified account @RoyalMail Jun 12
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Ah yes the royal mail. who even writes this shit.

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>Operational Safety Hazard A?

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>>76046904
Make way for the superior Deschanel sister.

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giving the windows a scrub

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looks like i cant go any further

the cordon is like 800m out from the tower

couldnt even see the darn thing
oh well

>>76046954
no just get good stuff

dad's getting old and a bit sad that he won't see grandkids

>>76047026
>>76046959
>>76046538
Clearly no-one cares. kys.

business idea: chop my own head off

>>76047062
i care
FUCK off before you even THINK about bullying my friend again

>>76046928
No :^(

>>76047026
cheers

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still amazes me how brilliant The Dark Knight is

Why won't it collapse reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76047026
fucking hell mate, how tall are you

duff gardens
hurraaahh

bus driver drove through the cordon ahaha wtf

theres like 3 firemen running after us shouting rn

im in somehow
sirens EVERYWHERE

Just had breakfast but I'm still hungry so I think I'll move straight on to lunch

>>76047026
just noticed this >>76047095 . Are you like 15 feet tall or something you gangly bellend
>>76047093
t. kensington council

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might move to algeria

>DUP delay talks with the Tories due to London fire tragedy

So all we need to do to get Jezza into power is to keep torching blocks of flats until they run out of time to agree a deal

>>76047095
6'5" and built like a power plant cooling tower

>>76047129
still want to claim eastern yuros are human?

>>76046964
how many /brit/ posters do you think have died since this general began?

>>76047126
>>76047095
6 ft 9

>>76047157
8

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land.

>>76047157
Countless

Some northern Irish runt was cutting himself up a month or two ago

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manlets of brit btfo

>>76047157
A lot, comparatively. As a group, we have an extremely high suicide rate (something like 1 in 200 of us or maybe more), which is orders of magnitude more than national average

Gonna put mince on a frozen margarita pizza

I really hate a lot of people

i blame the tories for this fire lads

>>76047191
crawl right back under your rock after that

>>76047176
he survived, it was drug enduced psychosis

>>76047187
like this imahe

>>76047215
What a runtoid insect

>>76047146
have never claimed such a fallacy

I'm at the police cordon in Kensington and a giant monster just showed up taking pictures
a woman start screaming, the monster called her manlet and took off running

>>76047237
Like this what

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>>76047187
>tfw 5'10
>tfw blessed

>>76047259
imahe

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blorbz

>>76047254
kek

>>76047206
don't think I'll be doing that

>>76047264
King of manlets

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>>76047187
>5'10
>ideal height

>>76047279
shut up frozen pizza eater

>wagies are working so Mr Goldstein can buy more houses to rent instead of shitposting about the fire
Pathetic

>>76047189
compared to the rest of 4chan?

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krunk

Going to maccies
What do they have that's good atm

>>76047295
>>76047298
never ever been called short in real life, have been called tall by some

only feel short when i'm surrounded by my 6'2 mates

>>76047237
thanks made it myself

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>>76047324
only the best fast food sandwich

Post in hopefully less than an hour............................................
AF,GRNJEGTWNERLKG 34T'34GTF3

>>76047187
6'3'' is the ideal height

>toil in 3 years

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>>76047356
*strides into brit*
THREE
...
SCIMITARS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76047324
French frys

>>76046027
need to have a nazi-themed orgy with these two

>>76047324
you can get boxes of pickles

going shop to get some liberty rolls for the burgers

>>76046027
is right a trap?

Corbyn needs to get in there and blame this on the exiting Tory council before the DUP deal

13 weeks no porn lads. I'm never going back I think. Also only wank once every 2 weeks or so now

should i spend 30 dollarydoos and get 120 phenibut pills in?

BBC News is in a right state atm

>>76047435
>the left need to politicise disasters

The other day I argued with someone by only posting "t. runt" and he replied to me 7 (SEVEN) times

>>76047466
Yeah. They should do it every time but cuck-out for prayers instead (which is stupid because G*d doesn't exist.

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>>76047187
>Tfw the non meme chart is always the one that gets replies

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Get a load of my massive 5'10 mate here!

>>76047481
gonna have to try harder than that to get a fedora from me

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wow its actually real

the smell of burning is overpowering, lotta people are wearing masks the government handed out

Love runts but also have a strong urge to brutalise them

>>76047321
KENT MENTIONED

>>76047337
people dont say "hey youre short" to every short person they see

>>76047483
this australian dub of Scarface is really disappointing

>>76047507
if I pull them off will they die?

>>76047507
Looks evil

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>>76047483
he's the ideal male height!

>>76047524
A (you) for your enjoyable joke

>>76047503
Don't need a fedora. Corbyn tried to amend the Housing and Planning Bill but Tories rejected it.

If he doesn't go for the throat he is an idiot.

>>76047507
>wearing masks the government handed out
grim

>>76047324
for me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>76047524
kek

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news reporter
think she thought i was about to jump in front of the camera and pull some dumb shit, she really gave me the stink-eye

>>76047544
yeah but

while they're still trying to put out the fire? timing is important

>>76047524
kek

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>>76047524
Fucking hell what a joke that is

>>76047507
>lotta people are wearing masks the government handed out
sure you're not just in HK mate

*screams up to the heavens*
BLOODY HELL LAD YOU'RE TALL!
*a response comes booming through the air from above the clouds*
INDEED, WITNESS THE IDEAL MALE HEIGHT

>>76047559
Do it

World seems to get worse day by day

Think the end is near

>>76047524
very good, have a (You)

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>>76047559
do it

>>76047559
judging by her look you must be a bit of a runt

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>>76047448
can't answer that
just want to post this frog

>>76047586
nah m8 you just need money then everything's fine tbph

>>76047559
>lad on the right
PHWOAR

>>76047559
top knot WANKER

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>>76047524

>>76047609
Bit gay

>>76047324

Nothing. Not Halal innit

londoners say "literally" a lot

>>76047586
Think England will explode soon. Tension is sky high

>>76047483
>>76047524
SCREAMING

>>76047637
How about you literally suck my cock

>>76047637
>non whites don't speak English very well
Who woulda thunk it?

sure mongol hordes are burning down our village and raping our women but one day someone might have to watch a runt plantation burn down from the safety of their house

Statistically the victims of the fire are not white

>tfw another two of my m8s are probably gonna have gfs soon
>tfw could be the only one without a gf

oh dear

>>76047524
very very good

>>76047680
>Having friends
You know the 4 letter acronym I will reply with.

>>76047664
give me a time and place, motherfucker

>>76047677
Factually the victims are not white too. Not sure what that has to do with anything, it's still people losing their lives and homes

big vagina?

>>76047680
>my m8s
FONT

Sadiq Khan will get to the bottom of this

>>76047721
wish i could get to sadiq khans bottom desu

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>>76047715
YUGE

>>76047721
he can get to my bottom iynwim

>>76047721
well he certainly won't be getting to the top

>>76047758
boo

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BWABS

>>76047715
4u

need Lauren southern to sit on my face

>>76047719
>>76047711
how is having friends normie?

absolute state of you

need Lauren southern to shit on my face

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How to get a qt3.14 trap gf brit?

>>76047758
*crowd groans*

>>76047782
>how is having friends normie?
oh just FONT

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>Factually the victims are not white too. Not sure what that has to do with anything, it's still people losing their lives and homes

>>76047775
dropped etc.

>>76047782
enjoying your first day on 4chan so far?

>>76047758
*lobs tomato at your head*

state enforced homosexuality

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>>76047805

Christ i wish i knew

>>76047817
What do you call a paki fedora?

A pakora?

at least now all the immigrants in the tower block have an excuse to fuck off back home.

>>76047812
>>76047837
fucking state of you
Having friends isnt normie

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how come rich apartment buildings never burn down

>only white man talked to about fire is a former resident
Hmmm yes does cause my impulses to be sent through my axons

>>76047851
fund it

>>76047859
sheedora