How do i become an arab sheikh?

1. never shower
2. shoot yourself in the the brain to reduce iq points
3. purchase oil-rich parcel of land in the desert

>>76045688

kek

>>76045688

Fantastic

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>>76045541
Acquire some boots made of Italian leather

>>76045688
Alright, I've got the first point down. I'm almost halfway.

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>>76045688

>>76045688
lel

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>>76045988

>>76045541
1. study oil production and become a successful business investor in your country
2. move to London
3. buy shares of any promising oil company in any country
4. convert to islam and learn arabic
5. meet a powerful arab sheikh of noble blood during business meeting in London
6. make wed of your lovely charming sister/daughter with him
7. go to his country, enter the share with his company and dig some oil
8. ask for citizenship in his country
9. by a fancy jet with golden toilet

>>76045541
you have to hire polish prostitutes and shit in their mouths

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>>76046619
>9. by a fancy jet with golden toilet
how do i just skip to that part?

>>76046637
this is haram. Allah wants you to sponsor terrorists who will rape and cut off the heads of polish prostitutes.
>>76046682
become russian oilgarch. you don't even have to be russian. besides that's the boring part if you ask me.