kendrick edition
if i made this edition everyone would be shitting on me for 2 early.
but since is a nigger is alright
>nigger bop shit
UU > Damn
>>76040032
So will this edition attract /mu/ then?
>>76040064
This
I hereby call all anti-niggers to arms to eliminate the melanin threat once and for all
>>76040032
90s hip-hop was the best
>>76040074
sure, whats everyone's favorite album right now?
Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
>>76040078
Aren't you the black anon?
>>76040032
Kendrick overrated as fuck imo
>i listen to jethro tull
>playing modern day FF
>playing video games after 2005
Hate when we have /mu/-tier editions I never have any fucking clue what musics and albums you guys are talking about
>>76040113
what's your taste then, bud?
>>76040093
dont see it changing anytime soon
>>76040128
TF2 and GTAV my nigga
>>76040100
Me llamo El Moro
>>76040139
neither does anyone else on /mu/ or here desu
>>76040139
over 100k albums are released a year.
why would you expect to know any of them?
Can you imagine what videogames will be on 2030?
Man with all that technology maybe they can give Mario...2 sombreros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc
interesting video and autism comments
>>76040168
>Your mom lets you have 2 sombreros
I'm still waiting for a western game company to make a futa game.
Wisconsin is literally BadMinnesota and anyone who's been there knows this to be 100% factual
>muh cheese
fuck off
>>76040200
thats gay as fuck, dude
>very important captcha rant i pinned to a dead thread
>>76040150
I only listen to music made by people who have less than 50,000 followers on SoundCloud
>>76040214
/d/ would love it
>>76040211
no u
>>76040139
litreally bad nigger music or bad "white person with no friends" music.
gonna go bed now
bye /cum/
>>76040217
>no option for legacy here
:^)))
>>76040255
Night bud
>>76040255
it isnt even 10 PM yet
>>76040248
I like that one what's that from?
>dad found the pizza boxes under the bed
>>76040283
>tfw 9:50
>have to go to bed in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-wmHgx_iE
>>76040283
Placer gaycer tiny lil braincer
My sister told me she let her employees have 30 mins to watch the Ninty E3.
>>76040271
>cookies enabled
mfw
(no reaction folder t.bh)
I hear south dakotans often go weeks without bathing
>>76040200
If every faggot who liked that shit died the world would be a better place.
I heard South Dakotans worship corn
>>76040336
It's not gay to like futa.
>>76040356
Only if the dickgirl is fucking a vaginagirl
>dynamic IP on an ID board
You have no idea what kind of power you can yield folks
>>76040348
shocking, but true
>>76040283
never gonna make it if you dont get 10 hours of sleep
>>76040368
>pssh... nothing personal .... kid.
I heard that Californians worship any water they can find
At least I'm not ugly and smelly and also dumb stupid idiot
>>76040386
update your memes, we're out of the drought
>>76040368
You haven't known true power until you shitpost with a Canadian and Australian flag at once.
I heard that if you water your lawn in California, the government sends a mob of Mexicans to lynch you
Coasties on the left
Midbesterners on the right
What is some essential /rapkino/?
I know nothing about rap music.
I hear if you have a white wife in california the government sends a hired black man to cuck you.
I heard that Bulgarian girls are cute
>>76040432
Low end theory
Enter the 36 Chambers
Graduation
MBDTF
Straight outta compton
money store
the chronic
holy fuck, my dad is on a business trip in Baltimore (manages steel plants) and he just called from a hotel phone because he got mugged and they took his phone + wallet, he went out this late by himself to buy a pack of smokes and now he's just right pissed
>>76040436
That's not true. They send in a Hispanic guy to cuck you and if you have a cute legal feminine son or a cute legal daughter/"daughter", fuck him (or her (or "her")) too.
>>76040445
The non-roach non-gypsy ones, yes.
>>76040432
Any of Eazy E solo stuff and some of ice cubes post NWA music.
>>76040463
That what he gets for going to Murland
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.0
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-Montgomery county penisvania
3-oyster gay
4-hunstville alabama
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
>Why yes I do live next to the ocean
Cara is obsessed with me
>UNIRONICALLY LIVING IN A STATE THAT'S GOING TO DETACH FROM THE US AND FLOAT OVER TO ALASKA
>>76040487
>>76040487
>canadians went up in power by billions of ranks
>landlocked states
>makes a posts that supports white genocide just to see the replies
>drink one glass of wine
>light headed
discuss
>>76040511
Sorry, i promise for 2.1
>being from a county that's a suburb of a city from another county
Corn Confederacy when?
Warhammer is a meme game.
>>76040526
>babbys first day on /int/
spongebob got shitty after season 6
>>76040588
It went to shit after the movie.
>>76040588
*season 3
>>76040139
same
What's your opinion of condos?
https://my.mixtape.moe/wxbrfl.mp4
How would you guys describe the various points of this decade?
>2010-2012
The recession was still in full force, but the world was generally peaceful. Arab Spring had begun, but people were optimistic about it and oblivious to the chaos it would bring. Smartphones become popular, and YouTube has good content and less drama.
>2013-2014
Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon Bombings, Ukraine, the height of ISIS, BlackLivesMatter. America's political climate radically changes, with the focus moving from the economy to terrorism, gun control, and identity politics.
>2015-2016
The refugee crisis, more and deadlier terrorist attacks, brexit, the American election shock. Oil prices are low and the middle east is in greater crisis than ever before.
>2017
Terrorist attacks receive less coverage, Trump faces multiple scandals. Widespread political apathy.
>>76040588
it was good until somewhere in 2012
dunno wha season that was
people just stopped watching after season 7
>>76040612
Fuck you leaf, season 3 was good.
>>76040625
>2011
Best year since 2004
every year after 2012 is absolute shit tier
>>76040631
>why yes I can't read
The post said after the season, after season 3 is 4 dumb dumb.
>>76040625
Early:
>Meh
Late:
>Meh (Negative tone)
>>76040625
2014 is when /pol/ got flooded with normalfags and redditors.
>>76040664
>normalfags and redditors.
whats the diff?
I fucking hate the new-style of toilets.
Mine's been running water nonstop for the last few days, and sure it's a quick fix, but it's a pain in the ass compared to the old-style where you literally just had to bend a metal rod.
And of course the cap doesn't just pop off for mine. No sir. I have to undo the nozzles since it's installed at an angle, shut the water off, deal with the entire mechanism popping out, just to clear away a few specks of dust so it works properly again.
A total of ten minutes of my life completely wasted.
>>76040726
Most Redditors are losers like 4chan users, except they lean to the left.
>>76040770
My limited understanding of reddit through /askreddit/ is that literally everyone is an office drone and feigns anxiety and depression despite a regular and healthy social life. Sounds like total normalfaggotry to me
>>76040816
>Mexico meets Cara
>>76040184
wow, ancient egyptians had shit taste in music
>>76040803
The people who reply to those threads are more normal than most of the userbase. There was a reddit meetup at my college a few years back and they looked like losers to me with a few normal people thrown in. Reddit definitely has more normal people but the majority are losers.
tfw no gf
>>76040770
>except they lean to the left
Nah
They tend to create routines and march around in circles while constantly chanting "Progress! Progress! Progress!"
4chan does it too but you at least can't tell (most of the time) who's doing it
tfw no tfw no gf
>>76040865
reeeeeeeeeee off my board
>>76040870
No! I used to post here about tfw no gf and won't leave now!
tfw no cute mestiza gf
>>76040878
how did you do it?
>>76040895
Tinder
>>76040905
honestly, congratulations. when's the wedding?
>>76040914
In four or five years
how do you know if a girl is hitting on you or just being nice? i can never tell
>>76040956
If you need to ask, she probably isn't hitting on you
>>76040403
delet this
You lads watch 'Love Child'? Watchign it rn (right now) and its pretty gud. dunno y its on during the graveyard slot
>>76040956
I ignore women as they are a pointless distraction meant to limit my potential
Moreover, girls don't hit on guys
They toy with you like cats with yarn, it's their game
>>76040956
Sometimes they hit on you just to get something
>>76040846
Reddit has gotten more and more right wing over the years. It used to be a leftist circlejerk but now it's a bunch of rival political subs constantly battling each other. Most are pretty censored but there's a few, namely /r/Libertarian and /r/CapitalismVSocialism, which aren't.
I think my roommate doesn't like me bringing my friends over
He never leaves his room until they're gone
>>76040956
is how she reacts to you
>>76040999
Neighbor
>>76041016
maybe you should ask him to come out
>>76041029
I tried inviting him to things before but he always says no. He doesn't leave very often excluding when he goes to work.
>>76041012
They've always been there, it's just as of late they've decided that it'd be more "productive" to isolate themselves rather than have pointless arguments over non-issues
tfw you remember that girl in high school who had a crush on you and she ran up to you to give you a big birthday hug
who did i fuck it up bros
is this thing still alive
>>76041056
Probably the tism
>>76041044
maybe he is shy give him a few shots of everclear and it should cure the shyness
>>76041058
no
>>76041058
filtered
>>76041056
its called autism, happened to all of us
>girl in high school who had a crush on you
>>76040458
This 100%
>>76041072
He and I were dorm mates in college and both rarely left our dorm so he's definitely "shy"
>>76041067
>>76041074
i still have her number and considered texting her. good idea or bad?
>>76040625
as far as pop culture goes millennials peaked 08-2012, now it's just gen 00 who grew up consuming trash and such they are. plus some washed up millennials past their prime trying to stay relevant. probably a swingback to something better in 2020's
>>76041092
bad, crush =/= permanently in love
>>76041092
Just don't do it drunk and don't act clingy
>>76041092
Sure, you can ask her to meet up to catch up
Just don't expect much out of it
>>76041105
she's really qt and talked to me out of the blue when i was the school loner. didnt take it anywhere because i didnt feel good enough
>>76041112
>>76041114
fug im drunk right now, i think she has finals or something so I dont want to distract her anyways. thanks bros
Do you like Havarti? It's my favourite cheese
>>76041147
I like all types of cheese, even American "cheese"
>>76041135
Literally the worst thing you can do is text a girl you like drunk because it will make you way too fucking honest and come off weird. It also has a bad habit of starting a lot of unnecessary drama
>>76041147
Is uma delicia, but expensive. Ill stick to me salami cheese for now
>Cara isn't a romantic
>devotedly avatarfags a dumb slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqy-FTgz294
We /nirvana/ now!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L117jPuQ0qg
>>76041205
what even is this
>2017
>not playing phase shift
>>76041052
And that's how echo chambers are created. Many of them preach politics yet are unable to defend their own beliefs when confronted. They're weak and fragile cowards who don't even have the balls to confront someone over the internet.
>>76041323
Living vicariously seems to be increasingly normal.
>>76041247
Eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iLw9GY_TZc
>tfw have a nice discussion going but the thread gets deleted
GONNA GET YOU
LIKE A SPACE BOY
>>76041100
My generation may consume garbage but at least we aren't overgrown manchildren raised by baby boomers.
>>76041319
And what if I told you that 4chan itself is also, to an extent, an echo-chamber of this very opinion?
>>76041366
I've always been into a different kind of techno like Contacreast, Mango, & Basshunter this isn't too bad.
I've also lately been getting into San holo and Vanic remixes because most of the stuff they put out is pretty good shit.
my boi eitika
>>76041481
gay
>>76041481
gay
EVERY NIGHT YOU LIGHT ME WITH YOUR, GASOLINE
>>76041481
gay
DADDY YANKEE
GASOLINAA
DAME MAS GASOLINA
>>76041433
Certain boards I would agree with you (the NatSoc and Communist parts of /pol/ and all of /co/)
im agnostic pagan
E U R O B E A T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF-mjHu3L2Y
Also fuck Europe
Goddammit I hate South Dakota so fucking much. Ever since /cum/ was invented I've come here to shitpost with you gents, but every time I make a visit it's cut short by that bisonfucker. Peace, faggots.
>>76041613
(You)
/int/ janny is on a rampage tonight
NAZBOL MACHINE IS BACK IN 2015. Hasta la vista, Capitalist! Stalinator Genisys! We had to rise from the ashes of our supposed, alleged death once again. Why? Well, the bad movie "The Interview" gave us good reasons anyway. Who the hell needs James Franco, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg? What worth do such people have regarding human history, present and the people's progressive future? NONE. It is our duty to prevent WW3 through international NATIONAL constructive revolutionary Socialism. So this video isn't pure left-wing "entertainment". We have a mission and it's called PEACE of the people! But first off, being a National Bolshevik really means being a national Leftist / Socialist with revolutionary love and support for one's own class and Nation and with respect for other healthy peoples building strong socialist national communities. It's never wrong to support each other and exchange experiences. It's WRONG not to be proud of one's own People, Class, Nation and Culture. That's why modern anti-patriotic "Leftists" aren't left-wing at all, but tools of present-day Fascism and its capitalist master making movies such as "The Interview". Their warmongering criminal nature is obvious. But what goes around, comes around. This reactionary "Stormfront" feels very cool as we all know. And regarding the recent reports from the mass media (for example: "The Interview" trying to ridicule Kim Jong Un or Putin / post-Soviet Russia vs. Ukraine's "right-wing Neo-Nazis" = puppets of capitalist Imperialism just like phony "White (Christian) Nationalism", Bonehead and "New Left" trotskyite scum, or "the capitalist NSA spying on the world" and especially liberal western colonial/puppet states, which were created after WW2 and include phony right-wing and "New Left" fake opponents which also belong to the capitalist system!!!) we can only come to two conclusions:
>>76041665
That the current capitalist world which most people live in is actually worthless, anti-socialist, anti working-class and criminal in nature and that "democracy" and "liberal freedom" are just hypocritical meaningless slogans of the current economic system = the omnipresent class enemy, who now uses totalitarian spying techniques to satisfy his own elitist desires. But only the right (the LEFT socialist) ultimate purpose justifies the means and not the other way around. So it was all a LIE. Who would seriously doubt this fact by now. And of course Hollywood tries to provoke socialist-collectivist States such as North Korea by making movies about them because Capitalism wants post-Soviet Russia + North Korea gone and to a certain degree they hate China, too. The White socialist Systems of Western Europe (especially in Germany) are already gone and were replaced by paid regimes of the so called victors.
>>76041641
whats he doin
Some day soon I'll leave this world of pain and toiling sin
The lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
Me only wish is when the savior comes for me and you
He kills the cast of BBT and Stephen Colbert too
>>76041686
Deleted several popular threads just now
>>76041684
And the second conclusion is that the people need to stand up and overcome the current right-wing world as a revolutionary national and socialist front without reactionary antagonisms. The working class and peasantry will play a great role in the future. Because it will be THEM seeing through the lies, the bullsh*t, the injustice, pronouncing the destructive character and manipulative criminality of Capitalism and upper-class power as we can witness since Snowden's discovery. Not EVERY final goal justifies the means. It depends on what your economic and socio-political national and global plans are. And more people will see the worthlessness of puppets of the system such as right-wing "Neo-Nazi" / White Nationalist / Redneck / Stormfront scum keeping the revolutionaries down as the paid idiots they are. Just like the "New Left" and other capitalist-imperialist, anti-socialist fake groups, trotskyite traitors, neo-fascists, Luxemburg falsehoods, religious nutcases etc. which are all phony creations and artificial trash nobody really needs. The TRUTH is not what you see on TV, hear on the radio or read on a phony monitored internet forum. The TRUTH lies within the people itself, in the hearts of the true providers of nations, the working class and peasantry. The question is not "Totalitarianism or (liberal) democracy". After the "Snowden" case it is clear that there has never been a "western democratic" system whatsoever. The remaining question is "Capitalism or Socialism". An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth as the trotskyite saying goes. And that's why the National Bolshevik Machine is back in 2015.
I aint reading all that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6bTRk3kvy0
It's a shame that even if Cara was attainable for most of us, she's not necessarily someone you'd want to bring home to your parents.
>tattoos
>been with other women
>>76041721
>crippled fighting for Freedom
Dog bless
>>76041711
It takes like 5 seconds.
>>76041554
Hey Styx
>>76041721
I wanna fuck that boat
>>76041762
If you're the son of aliens or some shit
>>76041799
>>76041799
When i read Cara i think people are talking about me.
i need more social contact
Zetas > Sinaloa
*calls him Carafag instead*
problem solved Carafag
It's getting tense in here.
>>76041902
She's beautiful but really fucked up her God-given good girl looks with a bit of a hoe-y personality
>>76041958
>this ayy lmao dyke
>good girl looks
?
Canada is so obsessed with me.
>>76041985
>baby fotos
She's got a pleasant face dude
>>76042045
Not particularly
>>76042053
No speako French
>>76042066
With hair, yes
Anyway doesn't matter just saying she could have been legit gold if she was more innocent
>>76042085
>she could have been legit gold if she was more innocent
So... this is the power of Sinaloa posting...
i need a friend.
>>76042101
My like for Cara always existed before this fetish poster . Difference is he's obsessed.
>negro Canadian comes on every night around this time and writes long posts defending Africa and Africans
Not sure if it's sadder he does this or that I use this site enough to recognize it...
vintage porn is GOAT
>>76042167
70's, 80's or 90's?
>>76042178
I like it all desu but 70s and 90s have a special place in my heart
>>76042167
>muh hairy porn
Anyone have the picture of the crying cat with its mouth wide open?
I want it for future reference
>>76042197
I like the way panties/bikini bottoms looked back then desu
>>76042210
it's not only that but there is some great photography in old porn mags
I don't know too much about videos
>>76042214
Good night icecakes.
hope you stop being haters.
>>76042231
I honestly liked the old playboy articles, I know my mother used to collect the old old ones.
>>76042225
>ted williams rookie card ""mint condition""
>hides it in her asscrack
>>76042225
this is a good clip but I just realized how noticeable the woman walking in is a projection
>>76042240
That's the one, thanks bud
>tfw I made one because i couldn't find it
>>76042344
Atta boy
Goodnight
Forgot there's another TP
I finally managed to beat the Soul Master..
FEELS REALLY GOOD MAN.
>RNH
>not a single RN left
>12:20
>rnh
Real nigga reporting in
I got back from work like an hour and a half ago and now I'm gonna play some vidya and then go to sleep because i have the same shift again tomorrow
>>76040956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw
>>76040093
Just discovered these guys.
>>76043018
So what do they think of him now that he has been elected?
>>76043078
Why would Indians care that much about a foreign leader? Did he say something nice about them?
>>76043228
Hindu nationalists hate muslims, so when Trump started bashing them they loved him.
>>76043261
I mean it's cool that they like him but kinda weird that they throw parties about how much they like him.
>tfw sleeping in a bed without sheets or a pillowcase
Klansmen, remember that we must stand up for our rights
>>76043367
They even fed him some cake
>>76040487
I'll put this next to my minigolf participation trophy
>>76043416
Napoléon: decisive victory, 8 dead and 20 wounded, also 2 dead horses
Truck faction: 1 dead driver and 1 captured truck
>>76043718
I'm imagining the truck in pristine condition with just the driver dead
>>76043773
There will probably be some damages.
>>76043812
Put it on craigslist, no one will notice
>>76043812
I have nerve damage and brain damage
>>76043718
>>76042178
Holy shit it goes into the 2nd gen.
peripheral neuropathy not good
Am I White?
Watching First Blood
>>76045394
I used to know a Serbian monk who looked like you
>>76045394
you look like you could honestly be from the Mediterranean
>>76045402
yes
>>76045394
butt toucher
listen to my hypothesis
i need to go to the gas station but it's storming outside
>>76048701
so?
>>76048810
i'd get soaking wet as would anything i put in my bag
>>76048865
>>76048701
Get a car then you stupid weeb cunt. Frankly because you want to go the gas station and don't have a car leads me to believe your probably going for fucking snacks or something.
Kys
>be American representative
>get shot
>>76050122
delet this
>>76049098
cigarettes
I made it though
>>76050578
shocked you didn't die
you see the news yet
>>76050625
the shooting?
>>76050671
yi
>>76050578
Dont smonk
>>76050742
I'm not in virginia
if anything I would've died by lightning
The view
I think I'm attracted to short and bitchy mexicans desu
>>76050930
you'll like caraposter then :^)
>>76051169
*bitchy mexican females
>>76050930
not bad taste
huh
>>76040032
SIT DOWN
BIYOMBO
>>76051169
>>76051209
If only they liked me
real shit?
*sharts*
>>76051535
this
Rate my new
I feel like im gonna die
>>76050122
I really hope civil war breaks out.
>>76051445
Stop posting these memes
>>76052486
yuo cnt tlel me wt 2 du
>>76052486
Who decided to spend so much time in sbane?
kxzeslkmdskds
t. stumpy
>>76052819
Truly a humanitarian superpower thank you based Canada
i drew this
Where's that "Dane" who is always desperate for attention?
drinking rye at 8am
what a life
>>76053056
Don't you have a job? How can you afford to drink all the time?
>>76051328
im back from work you guys
>>76053095
>Don't you have a job?
>>76051793
>spain
WHY is Finland so autistic?
i have bad taste in music
define rape. no, nuh-uh. nope. not a chance.
doesn't exist. rape is a buzzword, there's no such thing.
>>76040032
give me one reason to listen to tpab
>>76053465
sorry conway but i never got the call so instead im drinking
>>76053485
It's good
*sharts explosively*
I have good taste in music
>>76054095
>>76054095
migrate in 8 posts from now
7 posts from now
*migrates early like a flock of birds*