/brit/

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sophie

cannot fathom what kind of a runt a bloke must be to be the sole owner of a cat

bit irritated i revealed a deep personal tragedy/truth last thread and didnt get one hint of a single miserly (You)

hrrrmph

I'm looking for a cheap, reliable MP3 player with long battery life and preferably with expandable micro SD card storage

I'm going travelling in some third world shit hole and don't want to take my nice phone

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Fuck democracy, I want the Roman Empire back again.

>romanian
scum

love big willies
hate chebs

simple as x

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>>76023784
Would fuck her brains out
>>76023808
Link it and I'll have a read, might even give you my thoughts

ten grams amber leaf

>>76023824
whats a cheb

>>76023824
't 'y

>>76023853
explain this meme to me

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remembering my ex gf is 26 (I'm 23) had a brand new audi A1, her own flat, is a primary school teacher (a proper cushty job for life and good pension) and was crazy about me

why oh why did i break up with her

what the fuck was I thinking

Don't think I'm gay but would probably kiss an attractive boy if the situation felt right.

>>76023896
She sounds like a Deanette

>tfw middle class civilised rorke parents

won the lottery.

I had another counselling session today

I feel like I'm wasting his time, I've got nothing to talk about

He suggested I go to a local LGBTQ group

>>76023922
I'm an attractive boy x

>>76023896
wow an a1, I wish I had a few hundred quid spare so I could get one

What's the difference between AliExpress and Alibaba?

>>76023958
post a selfie of your long hair or shut the fuck up

need a nice bf or gf

@76023958
i didnt respond to this in the last thread and i shant now

>>76023896
ah Deano mate there's plenty more birds in the sea

>>76023896
>audi A1
those will be banned after brexit m8

wow

free boat ride for three

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Only £100

Bargain considering there are only 3000 ever made

>>76023981
Soon, I gave my phone away to my sister (and bought her £50 Vans)

I think I'm going to start presenting as female this month

So

Soon

>>76023896
none of those things are impressive unless youre a humongous runtoid. anyone can own a flat, A1 is quite cheap car, school teacher is whatever

london is too busy
too packed

too many people

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>>76023909
>tfw my QC dad was the only person in his chambers to vote for Brexit

reckon it will be very funny when that fat paki tranny post his ugly fucking mug on here

>>76023958
i had counselling for 2 years and, like you, i eventually got to the point where i didn't have anything to talk about. I was so much improved that now all i basically did was just blog about my life and chat to my therapist like a mate - enjoyable, but not really what the NHS is for.

so when i turned 18 they booted me off the system because i wasnt eliible for the therapy program anymore. but now that i knew how nice it was to have someone to lifeblog to IRL, i just made a new friend and, though he doesn't know it, my interactions with him are basically an exact replacement for my therapy sessions

also non-university LGBT groups are crap, don't go to them if you can help it. theyre full of weirdos and creeps.

>>76024034
and there's only been one of these ever made pal
*squats over your head and slowly curls out a long, soft turd*
*pats it down on your thinning scalp*
think on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmL9mLhZycM

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

still bangs to this day

>>76024056
My dads a QC too, has been for about 10 years now

they almost certainly know/have worked with each other i guess

mad to think about, innit
What chambers?

if england can't beat scotland, france is gonna destroy them haha

what is the ultimate deano car

want to buy one then wrap it round a tree at 95mph haha

>>76024069
are you new? there's a thousand photos

>>76023784
need her to be my gf

>>76024069
Might be uggo but my body is pretty good

>>76024081
I've has 2 sessions
I just don't think there's anything wrong with me

I know I'm trans
My social skills suck and I'm a paki, nothing I can do about that

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how do fractions work

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>>76024056
>>76024134
would love to boot both of your fucking heads in

>>76024158
but with the long hair it will be funnier

>>76024056
>>76024134
>wanking over your dads success when you're posting on /brit/

Sad

inb4 lol ur dad has a shit job, my dad was unemployed for 40 years before he jumped under a train. Checkmate.

>>76024168
she doesnt date fat blokes unfortunately

>>76024169
dont you need it to get approval for the 'mones tho?

>>76024134
>>76024056
fuck off you billionaire cunts Ive never even been to waitrose

>>76024134
Fountain Court, yours?

>>76024158
Nothing from the last 8 months

islam is a dominator culture (as is any abrahamic religion)
in the west we generally have a partnership culture
conservatives want to turn us back into a dominator culture that can dominate the weaker dominator cultures (thereby reducing personal freedom for everybody)
liberals want to allow islam to dominate us (thereby reducing personal freedom for only us)
both are wrong
t. radical progressive

>>76024189
this really is very funny

>>76024134
what does qc stand for?
>>76024193
:(

>>76024199
too bad for you then huh?

>>76024242
Queen's Council

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*brings one home after a night out*

ahahahahaa what am i LIKE?

>>76024203
its shit lad, you aren't missing much, think Sainsbury's but twice the price. Marks and Sparks is better for food anyway.

>>76024201
Fuck it

I'll continue self medding and I'll pay for my own SRS

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>results/classification in 8 days

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imagine being in one of those mother daughter threesome pornos with these two.. phwoar.

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>>76024214
>islam is a dominator culture (as is any abrahamic religion)
>in the west we generally have a partnership culture
>conservatives want to turn us back into a dominator culture that can dominate the weaker dominator cultures (thereby reducing personal freedom for everybody)
>liberals want to allow islam to dominate us (thereby reducing personal freedom for only us)
>both are wrong
>t. radical progressive

>>76024193
christ man why can't you just let two people have a little 'huh its a small world' moment
chill the fuck out

>>76024267
Yeah this
Speaking as a posh rich twat, Waitrose is really overrated. It's on a par with Sainsbury's and Marks is so much better

wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

>>76024243
>i know you are but what am i

>>76024319
state of your pineal gland

>>76024209
Essex Court, up in Lincoln's Inn Fields

>>76024242
Queen's Council, its a high (the highest?) rank of lawyer
when Queenie dies the title will turn into KC, or Kings Council

only making dinner now haha what am i LIKE??

wish this bent romanian would fuck of f

>>76024357
>62% of adults in England were classified as overweight (a body mass index of 25 or above) or obese

>>76024326
>filthy peasant don't interrupt us
>I'll have you know my father is a lawyer

ok anon

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>wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

>questioning religion is fedora

>>76024374
>PHOTO: Lisa Ramey

ahahahahahaha

... Cooling off with Shopper Bear 'Babe' ... Picture 13 June 2017 ...

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>wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

I am ugly and short

low grade human, genetic trash

>>76024420
>questioning a faith you never had

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>BMI is a good indicator of being overweight

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*slips a 'za in the oven*

everyone talking about christianism and islam yeah but how come no one is bringing up judaism anymore? let's talk about the big 3s if we want to talk about religion

>>76024473
Greater London

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>>76024487

>>76024495
anti semite

>>76024486
go eat another pizza fattie

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>>76024382
Nice to meet a fellow magic circle barrister's whelp on the /brit/
Small world

>>76024210
post pictures please

what's for dinner lads

one of them El Paso rice meal things for me

>'ble 'ger 'za
that's a pizza not a cheeseburger lol

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>6'4
>wasted on me
>balding
>forward head
>gangly limbs
>socially inept

at least I'm not a manlet h-haha

ha

eating blanquette for dinner x

>>76024555
>forward head
?.

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>>76024495
anon?

>>76024586
very good lad

>>76024555
>5'9
>lovely long hair
>great posture
>wellproportioned
>socially outgoing

state of you mate

>>76024586
BRAAAP

2500 cal 150 g protein shake for din dins then 8 scrambled eggs on toast later for supper then bed x

>>76024586
>ywn

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>>76024535
hmm yes according to bmi he is overweight which is clearly the case I see

>>76024551
it's got hamburger meat and cheese

cheeseburger

If you gave HGH to a child would they end up taller than if you didn't give it to them

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need an outgoing ditsy anime gf

>>76024599
very weird that he still made it to the 2nd turn of the legislatives
didn't expect dieudonné to go through but didn't expect manu either

>>76024537
Maybe I'll post something after my trial, kinda like Chelsea Manning

Sooner if I can pull together an outfit
ASOS is too expensive

>>76024423
i didn't notice that either haha

>>76024586
just bags of cellulite-laden pure fat, you can tell by the way it hangs

gross

imagine like being so deep underwater that you're just swimming upwards but you're never going to get to the top

>>76024660
no you won't you ugly pakishit

fuuck england. you don't deserve that

Coffee is disgusting

want to do acid and play minecraft

>>76024636
probably, heavier bone structure too
but they will also look like a neanderthal, wouldn't be good looking unless would have had 10/10 aesthetics anyway

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>>76024637
Need an outgoing gf, anime optional

>>76024636
yes but also bones that werent supposed to grow would grow and the skeleton wouldnt fit together properly any more and the child would live in extreme pain

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>>76024495
Judaism isn't even close to being in the top 3 la'

>>76024657
wonder how many cocks he had to suck

want to do weed and play gta online (like 99% of braindead fuckers on there)

>>76024692
t. child

havent moved or done anything all day

havent gone outside
havent talked to anyone
only eaten 4 packets of crisps and 3 apples so i wouldnt have to move
havent done any revision even tho i have an exam on thursday

feel like shit

>>76024687
Yes, I will

I'm so close to coming out of the closet

>>76024729
big 3 monotheism

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>Coffee is disgusting

its erasmus, not sexual harrassmus

how many flats have you lived in the last 3 years?

>>76024799
no you won't you ugly fucking paki. you've promised a photo in a week from now for the past 2 months. it's not happening

>>76024849
5

lads... I might rate Pogba...

Granddad just turned 90 lads.

Still perfectly healthy, mobile, and quick-witted.

And with a head full of hair while I'm balding.

>>76024849
0. im not poor

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>>76024692
covfefe

>>76024849
lived for how long

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'nime 'f

>>76024900
so you're homeless?

>>76024870
I don't have a fucking computer and I gave my phone to my sister so I can't even take a pic

I also thought I'd muster the courage to buy some girl clothes but I failed

If you're white, you have no idea what it's like to be poor.

>>76024837
....where did you hear that meme from

East Germany had a cracking anthem desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1WETcxgT6A

Rape does NOT necessarily involve physical contact.

>>76024709
plump rump

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>Watching a documentary about coffee
>It aint't tea starts playing

If you're not white, you have no idea what it's like to be human

What in the fuck completely forgot about the footy

might read gramscis prison notebooks

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>Alfred Olango, 38, was fatally shot after he pulled a vaping device from his pocket and pointed it at police on September 27 in El Cajon, California.

>>76025031
I bet you're black

cannae decide whether to go fishing or go play golf

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>Watching a documentary about wasps
>It ain't bee starts playing

Males should not be allowed to vote on issues such as abortion.

whom's't've let the yanks in again

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>>76024621
peak physical performance indeed

>>76025091
this poster is white

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>>76025039

>england
>friendly

I need a fix cause I am going down

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>>76024913
k-'n 'f

someone post the image of tim and kev together

>>76025153
sup

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>>76025164

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Dennis Rodman arrives in North Korea wearing a cryptocoin t-shirt

>>76025112
je suis francais

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>>76025164

who let the runts out
squeal squeal squeal squeal squeal

>>76024612
2500? what's in it la

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>>76025195
cheers lad

if that yank lad survives he might make a few quid from a book tour about his imprisonment in DPRK

>>76025063
U betcha! W/ college education and paid too. Not a bad deal. Warm climates are bearable without a raincoat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3Q_DFW5dk heavy choon

I enjoy /brit/

next poster packs fudge

*packs fudge*

hate /brit/

simple as that

How's the fasting going lads?

I'm so hungry. It's still almost another hour till iftar.

Asked my French colleague at work what he thought of their election results and it turns out he forgot they've had one.

>>76025314
patrician. you are truly the greatest ally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPPF6gzMJ0

society wants us to think that asking too many questions is a mental illness

>>76025391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NopLH1d-nw
they're easily my fav band tbH. japanese people are so good at rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ

nova scotia is on the drugs again ajsjdajaa

Why does the left trying to force the belief that mental illness is normal?

Would it be smart to rent a house in Rochdale for 350 quid?

My monthly wage is around 1,000 quid

niggre

mental illness isn't real

im a direct descendant of the house of valois

sdrawkcab

>>76025493
psychedelics are fun

>>76025493
>>76025587
fuck off reddit flags. cancer

>>76025605
no fuck you leatherman

>>76025581
prove it without doxxing yourself

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THAT OCCURS DO TO THE LACK OF ALCOHOL

FOY

mother superior jump the gun

>>76025641
NAN

I do believe that yankphobia is a serious problem that must be addressed in this general. #yankswelcome

dj vang shut down parklife bruv his set was nuts

>>76025430
Haven't really heard any other artists that sound as good as Les Rallizes desu

>>76025641
NAY

>>76025636
father is a french aristocrat and the ancestry traces back to henry II and catherine de medici through the male line

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>76025730
dire state of yank """humour"""

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>when the prozzie says she can only do anal with "slim cocks" and agrees to yours without hesitation

im the third cousin of the princess of monaco

thoughts on life?

>>76025780
yah they are something special but other japanese noise rock bands are quite up there too
fushitsusha or suishou no fune are also very very good

>>76025839
decent flick 6/10

>>76025785
*revs guillotine*

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

depression is for literal children. grow up

>>76025853
cool i'll check them out
thanks bud

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>>76025839

I'm a direct descendant of thousands of poor european farmers

>>76025930
don't know how

I'm more French than any of these cunts

memes aside nobody here has every actually hired a prostitute, have they?

what in gods name could cause someone to do such a thing?

>>76025963
im a direct descendant of indo european aristocratic warriors

>>76025839
not a fan

>>76026016
Your ancestors oppressed mine. You owe me gibs

going to do some more urbex

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The coalburnerfu

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Select your fighter

>>76025785
Can you hand the keyboard to your father? I'd like to speak with him

>>76026076
guy on the right looks like a tosser

>>76025995
Yeah. I was really depressed in uni and took the day off work because I couldn't cope with walking in there ever again

I figured what the hell and booked a 30 year old, and she was absolutely lovely. Really nice and had a nice long talk before the sex, which was meh but at least I got to nut on a woman's face.

Left with the biggest grin on my face and to date have never felt that low since.

>>76026098
is he a tosser? hell yes he's a tosser. also FOY

Bog shart nigger fart is not my president

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Guess which one is my great grandfather

>>76026098
Leave ed alone

>>76026144
the tard on the bottom right

>>76026144
The ponce

alexa reorder face cream

>>76026144
The man in the middle on the bottom row looks based. Also the man behind his left shoulder to a slightly lesser extent.

Seeing as you're posting on /brit/, you likely descend from the runt on the bottom right.

>>76025995

wanting to have sex

>>76026080
hes in italy

>>76026176
um sweetie that's actually really kinda fucking disrespectful
you are now placed on the ''will get his arse kicked in east belfast'' list

>>76026144
Are you like 80 years old?

>>76026144
the closet bender

>>76025995
shagged a few in Dam

would probably do it again

ronald dumpf is not my president

>>76025785
Would revealing your great-grandfather's name dox you? Genuinely curious

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Bit dark out

>>76026242
Nobody said he was.

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WE

bog fart nigger toilet shart is not my president

>>76026268
i did

I believe in the Immaculate Conception.

>>76026269
OK they've gone too far now lol

>>76026260
lunar weather
dunno what the rest of the 27 days'll do

god emperor donald trump is most definitely my president. praise kek!

does anyone else have a semi successful youtube channel

>>76026260
took a photo like that once but had my finger in the top left so I had to delete it

>>76026269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuKIpCM2o0

>>76026310
That Mary was born without original sin?

>>76026259
Mine would
He was on the apollo rocket team

>>76026260

>spherical earth

fake image
fake news

>>76026331
What counts as semi sucessful

>>76026269
Please don't tell me that's real. Is the Battlefield franchise ruined now too?

>>76026269
Goldstein Games Corporation

>>76026358
moderate success

>>76026358
more than 10 subs

i am stuck in the cycles of my own guilt

I believe in the Immaculate Contraception.

>>76026331
70 upvotes 1 downvote on my only video x

>>76026259
probably yes
we have titles although in france they mean nothing legally

>>76026405
>contraception
it's not immaculate whan I've finished with it lol

>>76026345
WE

Pooers of the world poonite
You have nothing to poose but your chains

>>76026382
Then yea

>>76026214
Here's muh heritage

>Father's Father
No idea, since my father is a bastard, and so was his father.

>Father's mother
Lithuania

>Mother's father
Came from Scotland and were slavers

>Mother's mother
Irish

Kind of quiet in here tonight. Is this the only thread up?

>>76026345
>darkies
shan't be playing that then
would be quite pissed if I was egyptian to have dj'amal from detroit call me a nigger

>>76026269
so glad that POC, Women, Trans and others are finally getting the recognition they deserve for the blood they shed while all those white men just sat away from the fronts

>>76026409
>upvotes

>>76026463
better this way. lefty/pol/ left

>>76026463
Exams I reckon

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just went to the shop and saw a lad doing the 20mph virgin walk over a crossing before the lights changed

>>76026345
Wait, when is it supposed to be set? At first it looked late Bronze Age, then Ptolemaic, then there was an Arena. The anachronisms are actually appaling

>>76026481
it's all reddit to me to paraphrase the bard

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>>76026517

>>76026533
quite literally "we wuz kangz" mythos

>>76026269
>>76026476
Transwomen made up 45% of the frontline soldiers in WW2 mate pick up a book before you start spouting meme drivel

>>76026584
>WW2

make a new thread so i can post my fu and get (You)s

Only a matter of time before tim snaps

>>76026331
950k on my only video uploaded 8 years
hope I hit a mill but not looking likely

Gender is binary, and it is biologically assigned at conception.

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Imagine being a late 19th century British explorer and being all like "damn, I really want to hunt some treasure"

>>76026331
Used to do rugby tribute videos - got a few hundred thousand views on my videos each

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>Gender is binary, and it is biologically assigned at conception.

>>76026652
>rugby tribute videos
shirt lifter

>>76026619
>gender
>biologically

>>76026619
You're thinking of sex (and are still wrong, see: intersex etc.)

Gender is a socially constructed self-perception and aspect of your identity, which exists on a fluid and ever chsnging sontinuum

>>76026685
>>76026691
Gender and sex are synonymous

>>76026630
>tfw no nigglet sidekick to explore with

>>76026704
Not really

>>76026691
t. Paedophile

nu

>>76026534
>>76026534
>>76026534

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>>76026704
nah

>>76026704
gender, sexuality, "mental illness" etc. are all just stupid labels for personality

>>76026534
>>76026534
>>76026534
>>76026534