My gf speaks like 4 languages >English >French >Serbo-Croatian

Lmao fucking weeb

>>76023597
>Dont want to be seen as a weeb.
Lmao fucking weeb
perfect Spanish. Serbocroatian will be useless unless your gf wants you to move back to her homeland

>>76023597
Lmao fucking weeb

bakabakashi kono weeb

lmao jebeni weeb

BAAAHAHAHAH FUCKING WEEBS EVRY TIEM

>>76023597
What should we help you with? Should we tell you how to be a Serbo-Croatian Samurai from Mexico who lives according to Bushido?

>>76024439
wut language is gud?

>>76024439
>I own several sombreros which I wear around town

Mine speaks 4 too, i only speak 2. Women are superior gg

>>76024439
That sounds badass

>>76024830
Same with my ex, she spoke Spanish, English, French and Japanese and she was planning to start with German this year I think

women are better at languages than numbers
fact

>>76023597
is this an e-girlfriend

>>76030027
it was until she moved to be with me

Learn malay/indo

>>76023874
lmao jebany łibus

>>76023597
Learn Serbo-Croatian as a sign of respect for her learning your language you dumb fuck. I couldn't imagine going to my gf's family for dinner and having to force them to use exclusively my language for the entire duration of the dinner. After that learn Spanish its useful.

>>76030755
This, HOWEVER only to a degree you want. Learn phrases and pronounciation, we like when our language is used.
As for learning, don't bother, it's hard as latin, croatian has FOUR different official grammars and that probably makes it broader than all the differences between croatian and serbian. Which are more similar than two prominent croatian dialects, kajkavian and chakavian. But it's still all the same shit you'll never master xdddd

serbo croation absolutely.
having a secret language in the usa is awesome, and the benifits of having a gf speak it is fucking huge. you seriously don't know how big of a difference it makes
t. russian new yorker

learn arabic or chinese

>>76023597
>serbo-croatian
Finally someone recognizes this language for what it is. There is no Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian or Montenegrin only Serbo-Croatian

hasgtag weeblivesmatter

>>76030755
If its just gf then there is no need to do that, she didnt learn english for him

>>76031669
but duude
she gonna dump him soon
and then what he will use croat for?

>>76031669
>russian new yorker
I wouldn't really use Russian as a secret neighbor in NY.

>>76023597
Spanish First
Then Russian
Then Chinese

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>>76034545
>There is no Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian or Montenegrin only Serbo-Croatian
I knew that but then again I work with a Bosnian Serb who likes to vacation in Croatia (I think he may have family there).

dont learn a language only for your gf

do yugoslavs say kurwa ?

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>>76034624
He should learn it so her family can't talk shit about him.

>>76023597
Definitely Serbo-Croatian first.

Then, Arabic will be probably the most useful. There's a huge shortage of Arabic speakers with skills like engineering or so.

>>76034683
>secret neighbor
FML I meant secret language

>>76034842
Wouldn't he have to go to an arab country then?
Realistically Arabic is almost useless

Oj Alija odnjela te voda
jel ti zao Bosanskoga Broda
sjetis li se Prijedora I Sane
i Kozaraca s tvoje desne strane?
bole li te Brcko I Bijeljina?
Drhte ruke oko Banja Luke.

Ne volim te Alija
zato sto si balija
srusio si miran san
noslila ti Drina 100 mudzahedina
svaki dan

Oj Alija crno ti se pise
ne pomazu ni Arapi vise
zapamtit ces nase beztrzajce
snagu dali Maglaj I Jajce
zapamtit ces Srpsku Republiku
oj Alija tvoju li ti sliku

Ne volim te Alija
zato sto si balija
srusio si miran san
nosila ti Drina sto mudzahedina
svaki dan

Pitas li se kako li je sada
kod Gorazda I Visegrada?
oj Alija tvoju li ti sliku
gdje su zelene beretke u Zvorniku?
zapjevat cu dugo nisam pjevo
bit ce nase Novo Sarajevo

Ne volim te Alija
zato sto si Balija
srusio si miran san
nosila ti Drina 100 mudzahedina
svaki dan


Learn to sing this and you are welcome

>>76034823
Yes, but unlike polish instead of the phrase "Oh, fuck" it means "whore".

>>76035034
It's actually good to work in Arab countries to make some good money for a few years or so and Arabic skill is a big plus to do so.

Arab countries (most Gulf ones like UAE, Qatar, Kuwait) pay good money to engineers, doctors, etc and have very few income tax.

T. have seen lots of competition among Korean doctors to work in UAE

el weebANO

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

>>76023597
>>76023687
>Lmao fucking weeb
Lmao fucking weeb
>perfect Spanish. Serbocroatian will be useless unless your gf wants you to move back to her homeland
this

>>76035183
what'st've the deal with ANO memes?

>>76035272

el swedenANO señores

>>76035272
>el suecANUS