The expert edition
>>76021004
HE'S SO CUTE FML.
/fr/
>>76021033
>tfw /fr/ gf
how to cope with this feel?
>>76021066
>>tfw /fr/ gf
tfw NO* /fr/ gf
obviously...
>>76021031
>>76021066
>how to cope with this feel?
you're doomed to suffer forever sorry
>>76021146
Note the fidget spinner in his hand
Truly /our guy/
washed the dishes and there was some peanut butter (to which I am highly allergic) in the water and my hands are covered in hives and itcy as fuck REEEEEEEEEE
>>76021146
God I love him so much. <3
>>76021201
>washing the dishes
like a good girl should
>>76021238
Dishwashing is a man's work kiddo. Plus my mom and sister always leave dried egg and grease on stuff
>>76021201
Why don't you wear gloves?
Got a date with a qt at 10 AM tomorrow, lads. This will definitely go better than the last ones, I feel it. We are both bisex but she is grill and I am boi.
>>76021110
>>76021066
Patrician tier gf choices
>>76021004
what is his expertise ?
i cant believe he's 11
he looks at least 16
>>76021201
You need an Asian women to do all your house work.
Lunch is ready buds
why does every grill at e3 have blue hair?
>>76021680
He's 6' shoes tall too
I need an asian woman to be the mother of my children
>>76021721
That's a lot of calories
>>76021721
nice tall glass of milk
>>76021751
To make up for their lack of personality
>>76021169
;_;
>>76021592
great taste
>>76021794
I found one, I won't share. She wants kids like right now, I don't.
>>76021906
>>76021721
>white """"""people""""""
i found one last hotel near the center but i'm getting cold feet now
ahhhh
>>76022087
you should do it bud
>>76022087
what anime convention is it and what are you going as?
>>76022286
anime expo
i'm stretching literally every dollar i have just to go so i wasn't gonna cosplay or anything
>>76022087
>>76022327
Do it bro
I've gotten laid at a comic con, also have good memories from them. Lots of fun
>>76021950
Gib
>>76022087
Try airbnb?
>>76022087
You should go to the Philippines and fuck $20 whores.
>>76022420
that's more expensive than the hotels
thinking that room sharing is my only option
got a pint of ben and jerrys peanut butter bites but its too cold to eat atm,, cant even dig in with a spoon
>>76022605
dunkin donuts is givin you the time off?
>>76022605
Any hostels?
Surprised you cant find any airbnbs cheaper than that desu
>>76022614
get an icecream scoop and run it under hot water for a few seconds
Hi I'm new what's thread about? Seems fun.
>>76022649
i'm 100% sure i'll get the time off if i ask
>>76022680
i couldn't find any close enough to the convention center
>>76022761
No you need to break it apart into a few separate pieces since the banana resembles too much of a penis.
>>76022773
Create a gofundme
I'm sure /cum/ will donate :)
How much dinero have you made from dunkin some donuts?
>>76022906
>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality
>>76022761
It's about memes and autism
>>76022987
No I mean if you want to eat a banana around others. Otherwise you look gay.
Can you confirm?
>>76023042
No one aside from latent homosexuals looks are someone eating a banana as sucking a dick
>>76023077
I'm not sure what he's implying.
>>76023077
What did he mean by this?
>mfw canada is a girl
HAHAHA
>>76022614
these chunks of peanut butter cup are almost too big
taste good af tho
>>76023170
>>76023216
I guess he stated that clear. When we call someone "pig", what can we imply?
Should I renew my health card today or put it off til Saturday when the line will be much longer
>>76023403
>>76023354
HAHAHA DUMB GIRL
>>76023420
would a girl eat an entire pint of ice cream?
>>76023077
"Fucking pig" could imply
1. They're fat
2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
3. They're police officers
4. They're putting their dicks in farm animals
I think this guy is trying to say that 85% of Americans are obese, which isn't accurate.
>>76023567
yeah
the gf
>>76023427
What's the point of these things?
People too lazy to learn yoyo tricks?
>>76023581
>2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
This.
Also,
>3. They're police officers
you use this word to insult police or what?
>>76023567
probably while watching lifetime
>>76023644
Yeah, it's an insulting name for police.
>>76023608
Gross tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMRB4O922I
>tfw no qt ginger mathematician gf to cuddle and nerd over math with.
Why is life so unfair, lads?
>lads
>>76023662
>I'm reading all that
whait '''beble'
>>76023751
t. Gay
>>76023841
What study is this
>>76023875
http://onthevergeofcuckolding.tumblr.com/post/157136064695/survey-getting-to-know-the-cuckold
first one i found
like this song I wrote
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JN5OMwTi5U
>>76023868
t. Person without refined taste
>>76024053
needs more bass drops and airhorn
>>76021201
>to which I am highly allergic
lmao kys
>>76023841
Data isn't very useful without calculating the number of cuckolds per capita.
>>76024107
t. pleb
If I go downstairs mom is gonna chew me out for being in my room all day
I wish I had an apartment on campus
>>76024329
at me*
couldn't finish the pint buds
terrible waste of quads
just terrible
i was right
>>76024390
nice, you scared her off
um delicia
stop posting blacked sluts
you know what I think I'm going to do today?
Hang outside my house in a residential neighborhood and crank my cars sound system all the way up and listen to music by myself just because I can.
>>76024472
she walked off to go play video games with me
>>76024181
For instance US has 9.29x the population of Canada but only 9.17x the number of cuckolds. So Canada actually has 1.3% more cuckolds per capita than the US. I don't think it really matters though, until I see the methods and sample size. Soc papers aren't known for their scientific rigor.
>>76024471
did you cry?
they announced 2 new metroid games
*Sharts*
>>76024444
please don't drink too much arbys-kun
>want to enjoy the prime series
>get migraines after an hour of playing prime 1
>>76024656
I was really excited but didnt cry.
Mario was better
when did /pol/ get all those new flags?
>>76024737
I slept through it, I'm watching it right now
Mariochi.
>>76024964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SiveWVIIo
>>76024702
was a pint of ice cream nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWd4-Z0xBos
good video
>>76024964
please delete this cultural appropriation material
>>76025065
Barely graduated high school with a gpa that was laughable, I know a college won't take me no matter what I do
what do I do lads
>>76025378
become a welder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbc3VbGFukQ
DAS
IT
>>76025274
I hope nobody says this seriously.
We totally deserve a Mariochi cover in this country.
Matched with a qt on tinder, got her Snapchat within like 2 messages(she messaged me first) but she says she can't meet up in person. What did she mean by this?
>>76025429
>american neighborhoods
>>76025470
she just wanted a follower
>>76025494
what are the different color trashcans for? At my city they are all green
>>76025580
recycling/paper, and regular trash
>>76025580
green is biodegradable
black is general garbage
>be yourself
but that's the whole problem
>>76025494
>his milkman doesn't look like this
>>76023427
some people really take 4chan too far. isn't it a rule to not talk about 4chan outside of 4chan? that sounds like gay fight club bullshit but c'mon it's really cringe.
>>76021636
Getting mummy cummy's behind daddy's back
>>76021751
To distract from their wretched faces.
why are blacks appropriating our comic book culture?
>>76026253
Rules were made to be broken.
>>76026309
Support Black Businesses
>>76026129
The ones who refer to themselves as disease usually have a smell
>>76023662
What an uppity little faggot. There's literally nothing wrong with a dress code. It's something you'll have to get used to in the workforce.
>>76024743
Roastieeeeee
>>76026378
>there are...five comic book stores in the country
would be surprised
might become a paid protester desu
http://grassrootscampaigns.com/general-app/
>>76023427
Remind me again what's the point behind these things? They just remind me of spinning tops only more lame.
>>76026253
I wonder if anyone had the foresight 4-5 years ago that /pol/ was going to end up like a conservative version of tumblr and inundate 4chan with a bunch of new people from other sites that take things too seriously more than it already had.
>>76026580
>http://grassrootscampaigns.com/general-app/
great post
>>76026580
>Grassroots
>You get paid to do it
I R O N Y
R
O
N
Y
>>76026616
I remember feeling like /pol/ was going to fizz out and the whole thing would kinda blow over. It's so frustrating. The people on /pol/ and the sjws are the same annoying, outrage culture BS reactionary types.
Sometimes I stay up for days at a time because I like hope loopy being sleep deprived makes me feel
*sips black coffee*
>>76026580
Duuuude
Great way to meet qt leftwing girls
*offers America milk for his coffee*
>>76021721
gub bless
>>76026960
>leftwing
>qt
>people put sugar, milk and other shit to his coffee
>>76026803
True that. Outside of the libertarian right generals and the usual obvious shitpostting/porn threads on /pol/, I can't use /pol/ at all
>Captcha: Heil Hospicio
>>76026966
cawfee?
>>76026925
B L A C K E D
>>76021636
The cyber
>>76027217
literally drinking tea with milk at this very moment
*attends the holocaust*
>>76027286
brewing some cwafee at this very moment
>>76027286
>literally
Are you reading a book?
>>76027383
4chan is Literature
*spaffs on a pair of nigger tits*
>>76027286
>>76027369
yeah, in the oven
>>76027500
motorcycle or...
>>76027453
you asshole
>>76027186
/pol/ is very laid back now compared to how it used to be. I remember going on there years ago and feeling like wow there are people really like this out there. It was actually kind of cool, because really I would rather not go on sites where things are censored, even if the content is pure hatred ideology.
now /pol/ is a shit. it's a bunch of edgy teens who feel like the whole world is some sjw conspiracy against them. you can see the old fags on there in some threads wondering what happened to /pol/, it's actually pretty funny.
but yeah these types swallow the koolaid just as much as any sjw and get just as outraged.
"Denmark" is now my second worst /cum/ enemy
So
who is your favorite /cum/ poster
should I fap?
>>76027629
1. thurston
2. conway
3. dunkinlad
>>76027646
Bicyclists are assholes here. Bikers are pretty cool here.
>tfw too scared to lane split even though its legal
someday...
>tfw Korean christian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZHJBLCYAc4
>>76027629
you :3
>>76027752
You have gf?
>>76027629
definitely not you, faggot
>>76027629
me
POWER GAP
British columbia
Orange county
Montana
>>76027781
I'm the first white person she's ever been with. I might as well be her first ever
>>76027629
Hm. What about Haitianon?
Do any of you play path of exile? Is it a fun game to get into?
I saw some gameplay of it and it gave me diablo 2 nostalgia.
Drunk as fuck at 4:37 pm. Do i have a problem?
>>76027924
It's only fun when a new league starts
I might have accidentally taken a TV remote home from my dorm
The new /pol/ flags are literally r*ddit
Pretty much copy paste of their flair system, totally defeats the point of even having flags
hate yanks me
fat cunts
>Hates yanks
>posts in yank containment general
Was it autism?
>>76028238
/pol/ is reddit: the board anyway. fuck off back there and complain about it where someone cares you fat mess
>>76028256
go to bed nigel
>>76028256
fuck you
errrrrrm no x
The only way to fight racism is to chop your balls off
>>76027649
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
We're all gonna make it buddies
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-40184777
drinking coffee
eating pad thai
>>76028573
hey buddy.... fuck u
Who is the most humongous faggot in /cum/?
>>76028256
alri yoda
>>76028974
gotta be LMM
>>76028974
cia
>I still think LMM and CIA are bad posters in 2017
>>76028974
Everyone except me
>>76029384
t. bad poster
is kelly /our guy/?
>>76029318
Kys
>>76029501
isnt there a poster from austin here? or is his name just austin?
>>76029501
>frito pie
I've always wanted to try this
The night settles in
>>76029736
he just has autism
>>76029847
everyone on 4chan does
>>76029817
mail me an Estonian gf please
Stop being autists
>>76022605
MMMM there are airbnbs cheaper
>>76029890
you wish, even i havent had a estonian gf, only russian
>>76029909
Why are you posting that whore?
>>76029927
>even i havent had a estonian gf, only russian
Same thing
i get munchies when i'm drunk
i thought this was a dank weed thing
Stop being men
>>76030113
Im actually a cute anime girl
>try new glasses for a week
>put on old glasses
>see better
wtf
>>76029917
i didn't see any within walking distance or a reasonable train ride away
>>76029949
Delet this NOW
Who /coldshowers/ here?
>>76030338
i'm not brave enough
>>76030338
ayyy wassup negroid
ice bath masterrace reporting in
>>76030338
only during the summer when its hot. feels so nice
whats my 80's playlist album missing
I feel like I could add a lot more
>someone took the 2 AAA batteries out of my scale
this shouldn't piss me off as much as it does. jesus christ some fucking faggots
>canadians airlines
>>76030338
Only in prison
>>76030761
>80s
Those gnr songs aren't 80s.
Might as well add Come On Eileen for fluff 80s shit
>>76030898
shit, you're right
>>76021004
He looks like tge weird autist kid that always needs a tard wrangler around
>>76030800
lol
>>76030761
>no dance hall days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
>>76030807
>air canada
hope you don't mind losing your luggage
>>76030761
what a shit time for music, god damn.
>>76031053
ALL perfectly acceptable
Don't really care for celebrity love, but I feel a little crushed inside knowing I will never have Sade. Not because she's a celebrity, but because we grew up in two different times.
>tfw the huge spider disappeared when you return with a shoe to smash it
Can't go to my bathroom anymore
>>76030761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnUL4lfKps
>>76031244
>industrial noise
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
>>76030761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oQEPfe-O8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM
>>76031188
>"you remember that time you tried to kill me, but you didn't, anon? Because I do"
>>76031188
>killing spiderbros
hope you like flys
>>76031414
t. spider
man, those games look cool, anon
>>76027699
>tfw too scared to lane split even though its legal
Only in certain states. Dont think you can do it everywhere unless you like tickets.
>>76022063
>implying blacks don't eat mac and cheese after church with the rest of their soul food
>implying blacks don't eat hot dogs
>>76028974
I'd say Mexico is White but I think he's legitimately mentally ill and if it's the case I can't hold it against him. So people who post trap/anime grills are the huge faggots.
>>76026253
not a rule but it fucking should be
Official /cum/ powerranking
1. Normal posters
-ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POWER GAP-
9999999999. Redditflaggots
99999999999. Namefags
999999999999. Tripfags
>>76031683
lmao this post has no credibility
>>76031683
Not a fan of this post at all. Think before you offend someone.
how do i get my room to stop smelling of salt and semen
>>76031811
build a new room and wall up the old one
>>76031811
open your window
Woah...so this is the power of feminism...really makes you think...
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40266804
>>76031847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRleL81Ufhs
>>76031847
that actually seems like a good plot for a gay porn
t. not gay tho
Just stop being cucks
I just opened my window
hopefully this does the trick
>>76031960
*throws a bee hive in your window*
i dont feel like going to the gym.
>>76031960
try cleaning your room nerd
>>76031960
stop cumming on objects and surfaces around your room
>washed by pillows and sheets
>suddenly I don't have acne on the side of my face
>>76031850
Hell yeah bitch
>not cumming on everything in your room to establish territorial dominance
>>76032175
I also do this but I don't complain about the smell
>>76032175
You should try cumming inside of a woman
>>76032257
I can only visit your mom so many times a week, anon
>>76032276
so it's you she's talking about when she says some limp-wristed faggot with a lisp keeps asking her where to find some BBC
Reminder that American Protestants since the Fundamentalist movement have contributed a net negative for humanity and have the lowest intelligence of all American religious groups.
>>76032317
so your mom regularly asks for BBC?
Any one here wants to party?
it's been raining all day
>>76032370
*invites you to dance*
>>76032355
either you need to learn how to read in english or jamal busting in your eye has made you blind
>>76032388
*Dances on your lap*
>>76032425
>>76032372
gonna rain here soon
/comfy/ time
>>76032448
i want my summer back ;_;
>>76032569
wanna trade weather
>>76032611
yes. send warm sunshine
thanks
>>76032611
no thanks
>/pol/ added the old flags
>made country flags optional
Look out Canada we're gunning for your ass
>>76032790
We'll gun your ass before you gun ours
the gf is hogging my 3DS again
>>76032831
doubtful, I own a leaf blower
>>76032423
c-canada, i'm gonna- uuUUUGHHHHH
>>76032893
I own a treadmill
>>76032790
New hdi came out?
my ancestor :)
>>76033177
What's the name of this anime?
gonna fap
Get me Turkish pussy
Some black lady just swiped my mom on the highway. Fucking hate philly black people. Just nuke this city already
nothing like stumbling on my old HS yearbook and getting hit with a massive wave of regret and nostalgia
>>76033563
I've only been out of high school 2 years and i'm already filled wih regret and nostalgia
>>76033505
Swiped as in hitting your car?
>>76033563
What's your high school crush up to these days?
Mine got her degree and us working in healthcare
>>76033264
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
>>76033742
she turned gay
>>76033742
My crush keeps avoiding me but then she keeps talking to me
>>76033742
got fat, still think about what if but glad didn't, man whored in high school but uni was a diff story
>>76033914
She's not interested in you but enjoys your attention
Stop giving it to her and you'd be surprised by the outcome
Hey /cum/ free tacos at taco Bell today because the warriors won the championship.
Idk how far out it goes but it's definitely all over California.
>>76033707
Yeah, hit and run. The entire side of the car is fucked up. My mom's waiting on the side of the road for the cops to arrive to file a police report. The other driver probably doesn't even have liability insurance, so we'll have to pay for repairs ourselves (and it's a new car).
>>76033973
I try to avoid her, but I see her walk outside the door and she looks at me and she makes it really awkward so I go talk to her and her sister but mostly her sister
But yeah I'll try ignoring her it's just awkward
>>76034073
That fucking sucks
If you're insured you should be fine
is this the new N switch mario 2017 super game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqXECc8tmc
>>76034172
SWING YOUR AWMS, FROM SIDE TO SIDE
>>76034073
I would hate for a bit and run to happen to me. Just bad all around.
My mother recently hit a deer on the freeway. Fucking took out the front right of the hood and lights. Scary.
>>76034246
Shit, she's lucky. Could have killed her
someone make a new
>>76033505
fuck man, negroids tried running me off the rode yesterday and today when I was riding my bike.
The black people here can be so aggressive for no reason
>>76021721
A glass of milk? Fucking pussy