/brit/

are barb

>>76019481
I regret not just lying tbqh senpai. But I didn't want to get busted.

Jesus fuck am I just supposed to work dead-end minimum wage until I die?

*does the yank dance*

>>76019599
don't you have a degree or some sort of idea of what you want to do?

someone go over to the tab and bring me back something that'll really make me think xx

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Bones.

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*enters thread*

refugee from the previous thread here

prepare for cultural enrichment :^)

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drink up, judah ben hur

>>76017777
Those numbers

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despite being gay, think she is really FIT
she's done porn btw

but im attracted to power so...

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feel very nationalistic about my country

>>76019615
I'm working on a degree but minimum wage can't support me. I gotta balance it with school.

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>flight path tomorrow goes over iraq and syria

Haven't worked out for 8 days now because of the GFs and work eating all my time. The statuesque body is slowly but surely melting lads. Doesn't feel good. Doesn't feel good at all.

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https://twitter.com/RightWingBio/status/783720992434589696

here we are then

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The Olympians are the major deities of the Greek pantheon.

>Jupiter
King of the gods. Symbols include the thunderbolt. Brother of Neptune and Pluto.

>Juno
Queen of the gods. Symbols include the cow.

>Neptune
God of the seas. Symbols include the horse. Brother of Jupiter and Pluto.

>Pluto
God of the Underworld. The elder brother of Zeus and Neptune.

>Proserpina
Queen of the Underworld. Symbols include the pomegranate.

>Mars
God of war. Symbols include the dog.

>Venus
Goddess of love. Symbols include the rose.

>Mercury
Messenger of the gods. Symbols include winged sandals.

>Ceres
Goddess of fertility. Symbols include the pig.

>Minerva
Goddess of reason. Symbols include the owl.

>Apollo
God of light. Symbols include the sun. Twin brother of Diana.

>Diana
Goddess of the moon. Twin sister of Apollo.

>Vulcan
God of fire. Symbols include the anvil.

>Hercules
A divine hero. He was the greatest of the Greek heroes, a paragon of masculinity.

>Cupid
The god of sexual love and beauty. Symbols include a bow and arrow.

https://twitter.com/RightWingBio
screaming at this entire account

>>76019628
me on the right everyone else itt on the left

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>oi that's not me. delete it right now

might do a 'ank

hmmmmmm

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>>76019694
top bants

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>>76019732
Why are you using latin names for the greek gods?

>indians hate brits, the conquerors
>still play cricket

hmm

Spurs since 1961. English infidel. Proud of both facts. Non PC. UKIP voter. Offended? Do one then.

>>76019686
pitor, prepare the S-400

>>76019732
those are the Roman names though

>>76019750
CARA TIGHTS MY KNOB'S GOING NUCLEAR

Post ur muscles

wish I was dead

>>76019764
the so called gf

>>76019667
Cringe

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NEED a gemaphobic 80s gf

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I'm up lads

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How do I get a horseface Welsh reporter gf?

>>76019628
This is so British. I love it.

Fat buffoon? Check
Beer? Check
Random pub? Check

>>76019605
>There is an active investigation into ties between the Trump campaign and Russia
[citation needed]
there clearly wasn't when he fired comey, I already provided a source for that. you're a fucking retard citing vox as if it meant anything.

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>Jez parring the PM and getting big laughs

>>76019832
Don't tell me what's British yank. I know what's British or not

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>tfw you vote for blumpf and realise there won't be a wall

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>North-american historians
>north-american cuisine
>north-american classical music

Reckon the cutlery, glassware and mugs has soaked long enough. Best go scrub 'em and then put the plates in to soak...

>>76019827
*crashes the australian market*

haha runt

oh shit they added the choice flags back to /pol/

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this kinöma is pure pleb filter

>Students told to stop pooing in bins and showers by Scottish university

>>76019827
very nicely done

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>>76019877
>Algerian hairlines

>>76019877
>Algeria

>>76019928
pretty much back hair at this point

>>76019928
skinny twat haha

>>76019928
christ

>>76019877
hello african nigger

Been a while since there was a good doxxing on /brit/ desu

>>76019764
crikey, yes please

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Got called Tory scum in Greggs lads

>>76019928
I can tell by the build that that body has served men's darkest fantasies

watching some chinks run a chip shop on twitch

>>76019928
>roids because like all things in life, he wants it handed to him on a plate (i.e sex, so went to thailand)
>loses all his hair and his bollocks
>still looks like a skinny twat
roaring

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>Pro Israel, Pro Tibet, Pro Kurdistan, UKIP, Anti-EU, Thatcherite, All views my own, Drywall specialist, Ibiza!

>>76019896
Is one of them "Kekistan?"

I like seeing simple pieces of irony go flying over the heads of fanatical lefties.

>>76019982
*doxxes you*

>>76020001
Link? I reckon I'd watch that for a bit.

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>>76019877
umm try again sweetie

called some anime runt a tory twat in greggs lads

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Reminder that Gove didn't actually backstab Boris. It was a deliberately planned move a la some arcane ancient Roman power play designed to set him up as a post-Brexit Prime Minister once May suicide'd herself

You're looking at the face of our leader in waiting

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>I like seeing simple pieces of irony go flying over the heads of fanatical lefties.

>>76019950
Literally know some girls whose hair start at the same level. It's also at the same level as french president Macron's hairline. I just don't use any artifice to hide it.

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>>76020011
>Drywall specialist, Ibiza!

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sparking up lads

>>76020044
twitch tv/ricerman

>>76019928
lol peanut head

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>>76020056
>You're looking at the face of our leader in waiting
um no sweaty x

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>he's here

>>76020005
>roids
What a compliment. Thanks m8. You made my day :,)

lads can one of you remind me when I gave the Algerianonce permission to reply to me?

>hairlines
>macron

what have i walked into

i thought algerinonce was dead

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FUCK OFF POLITICS RUNTS
FUCK OFF YANKS

>>76020102
jew nose

Normies? Nah.
Pints? Why aye.

It is amazing how people are getting more sensitive to Nazi symbology the further we get away from it, look at how Nazis were portrayed in pop culture in the 50's through the 80s when most of the people who actually did the fighting of the Nazis were alive and consuming that entertainment. It's a nonsense and ruins the aesthetic.

>>76020119
>those petite feminine fingers

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>76020104
wasnt saying you had muscles (you dont, skinnyfat runt) was saying you had no hair and tiny bollocks

absolutely despo for a bf lads

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Need to be bullied by a woman

>>76020119
runt fingers

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>Libertarian, VAPER - Seeking Liberty & Freedom. Capitalism creates jobs the government doesn't. Vapeversary 4/1/2012

>>76020150
guess who wasn't in control of pop culture in the 50s.

>that random italian casually throwing a comment to fit in

>>76020171
That would be nice

>>76020150
what?
they were cartoon villains back then
only since the 1980s have we seen films portraying them as human

didn't pay my jizya tax on time, had to suck the imam off again :-(

>>76020150
honestly this hangover from the 20th century needs to be done away with
hate how everything today feels like directors commentary on things that happened 50+ years ago

algerian are you going to get hair implants?

Chads follow football

Virgin nerds follow politics

>>76020162
Can't take away your freudian slip now sweetie. Also I am ripped, not skinny (look at how thick those arms are)

>>76020248
all chads voted trump though

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>>76020248
sick post bro

>vietnamanon enters the thread
>it ain't me starts playing

>>76020248
Simple as that really

>>76020285
that's exactly his point, they don't understand politics so voted trump

>>76020248
virgins can like football too u know

>>76020248
Chad follows politics

Deano follows sports

How do you cast the Virgin Ballot?

>>76020285
>people who don't follow politics vote for a buffoon
woah...

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>Also I am ripped, not skinny (look at how thick those arms are)

>>76020336
tory

>>76020246
Nah will just start shaving it off when it becomes too obvious

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>>76020057
>meme pranksters on /pol/ commit to a piece of satire to the point of absurdity
>lefties and stormfags can no longer see the satire
>lefties start presenting it as unironic debate material against /pol/ "nazis"
>it becomes twice as funny
2016 best year ever.

>>76020336
put an 'x' in the virgin box (labelled UKIP)

>>76020336
Pirate Party

>>76020336
vote lib dem

latest kaye video is riveting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyRFIfvhEcA

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So many of these little temples in random places
Probably from before most of the city was buil around them

That first pint of the next 10 minutes

Delicious

>>76020320
>>76020348
nowt wrong with trump. he has his flaws like any other president

>>76020412
other presidents didnt fire the FBI director for investigating them

>>76020365
i guess delusion isn't just a river in egypt

>>76020336
When your mum drags you to the polling station and forces you to vote because "you have to vote" and you just cast a vote for the opposite party to what she votes for to undo her vote. That's the virgin ballot.

t. virgin

>>76020384
baaaked potayta

>>76020385
Nice
Are you a native or just visiting?

all my friendships feel so hollow

>>76020430
see the other thread where I btfo you

>>76020460
I only deal with facts

>>76020305
chris-chan mentioned

my bumhole feels so hollow

>>76020432
'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.'

"nowt wrong with trump"

i dont feel anything any more

>>76020445
thats a bit fucked

Found a lewd ASMR torrent that will keep my willy busy for a while

Strong smell of garlic in the vicinity of my home. Quite the fan.

>>76020516
dont even mention it if you don't plan to link it

>>76020478
is that what you tell mummy when she tries to get you sectioned for your schizophrenia?

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>tfw had sex with hundreds of prostitutes but never an actual willing woman

>>76020483
rasheed

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Need a way to get a pdf copy of oic related for free lads. How?

>>76020543
>hundreds
jokes aside, how much do you spend on prozzies?

>>76020543
I bet you havent even shagged the prostitutes

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doing a think

>>76020448
I'm here with NSF
NEETs Sans Frontières

>7:30 pm
>31 C

fuck off

any neet man in

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>perfect necks don't exi-

bernie can still win this. we just need to keep donating

listening to the bushwackers desu

>>76020447
are kaye voted ukip and leave, she truly is the queen of /brit/

katy perry's gone all ugly

its great that wikipedia has links to other wikipedia pages on each page

really drags you in and you will always end up with more open wikipedia tabs

>>76020628
she's still hot

>>76020543
idk why but I have a hard time getting aroused without forcing it with prossies or similar
enjoy a more loving relationship with a proper girl
when I go to get a massage I just tell them to skip the "happy ending" part since its just awkward

>>76020589
giraffe neck

Horses in Norse mythology

Sleipnir (Old Norse "slippy")
An eight-legged horse. Sleipnir is Odin's steed. Described as the best of all horses

> Blóðughófi (Bloody Hoof)
The horse of Freyr.

>Gullfaxi (Golden Mane)
Thor's steed. Guldfaxe is equally fast on land, in the air and on the water, but not quite as fast as Sleipnir, Odin's horse.

>Gulltopper
Heimdallr's steed.

>Hófvarpnir (Old Norse "he who throws his hoofs about")
Flying, sea-treading horse.

>Skinfaxi (Shining Mane) and Hrímfaxi (Frost Mane)
The horses of Dagr (day) and Nótt (night).

>Árvakr (Old Norse "early awake") and Alsviðr (Old Norse "very quick")
The horses which pull the sun

>>76020589
>3.15MB

shan't

here's how ukip can still win

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>>76020570
I go into Soho now and then
Usually once every two weeks, usually spend about 20-30 quid
Sometimes I'm in the area though and I get drunk and end up visiting loads of them one after the other. The other week I spent like 300 quid in one evening

>>76020628
would still drop hot loads onto her face and titties
if you catch my drift

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/874295812418916352


Fucking hell Tommy Robinson is doing alright

>>76020633
DO enjoy a good wiki read about serial killers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

>>76020633
donate or contribute

>>76020628
seems to be going through a JUST phase

>>76020677
>20-30 quid

Will slags have sex with you for so little? Wew

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>>76020477

>>76020683
love the lad

>>76020683
tommy robinson has done nothing wrong

>>76020655
>idk why
Because the population of sex workers in our region of the world literally have over 50% hiv rates (read a very serious study about this).

>>76020716
It's ramadan lad, this is very disrespectful

>>76020677
>20-30 quid

m8 have a look at yourself

>there are people in this thread who are so delusional that they believe Trump will be impeached
>there are people in this thread who believe you can impeach a president because you don't like him
I expect more riots from the lefties once reality sets in.

>>76020677
>20-30 quid for a prozzie
fuck me that's grim
do they have diseases?

found bf's sex toy
feels exciting, havent had sex in like two years lmao

>>76020691
lol nah

the algerian is getting angsty because he hasn't eaten in a while (ramadan)

>>76020677
good lad

30 quid is a bit cheap for a shag, are they grim?

>>76020677
grim

>>76020686
>all these Sudacas with several dozen confirmed kills
wew
imagine being a psychopath in Brazil, would be paradise
hate that spree killers are popular now, miss the good old serial killer mythologies like Son of Sam or the Zodiac

>>76020766
I'm pretty sure firing the FBI director investigating you is grounds for impeachment.

Reminder that the real Jo Cox is in hiding and can never leave her home again in a failed bid for Remain to win. And they lost.

Be prepared for a Jo Cox """lookalike"""" to be found dead in a ditch with a bullet wound to the back of the head one day. Probably because she threatened to come out of hiding and reveal the entire thing to the public as revenge

got called a dole fiend in the job centre

>>76020767
>>76020782
>>76020792
grim seems to be the operative word here

business idea: 5 for the price of 4 on whores

>>76020766
go to bed barron

>>76020664
Cool post mate. I'm playing as Vikings in my Civ 4 game. Saved these to use as names of elite units later on.

Hope I can copy-paste the weird letters (Blóðughófi) because I have no idea how to make them with my keyboard.

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got called a horrible failure by my mum

somebody make a new general reserved exclusively for banter about slags, pints, wanks, and poos, with politics being banned.

Really like the Little Mix and Stormzy song

>>76020811
wew

>>76020820
well 20 quid is fucking disgusting. I wouldnt even know where to look to find one that cheap

>>76020847
>>>/bant/

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>I'm playing as Vikings in my Civ 4 game

Ahhhhh fucks sake nowts ever straightforward man

>>76020677

How the fuck do you have that money?

>>76020867
soho

clearly

>>76020738
yea I won't touch them here
I just don't like the assumption that when I want a massage I want all this other weird shit too.

went for one two days ago because my shoulders have been sore, and the girl started sucking my nipples randomly which really weirded me out, idk if the locals are into that stuff or what
at least with the gf I can calmly tell her what I like or don't like as we go

>>76020877
okay that katana is actually pretty cool though

>>76020883
yes it is
making a pot noodle is straightforward

>>76020683
>the media could not be played
Thanks Twitter.

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>okay that katana is actually pretty cool though

>>76020766


You can actually impeach a president if you don't like him (he doesn't have to break the law). Not that it'll happen though.

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>>76020910
THE MEDIER

>>76020839
You're not horrible.

>>76020851
really like this song even though british rap is shit-tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLP_9Q6Sfd0

>>76020851
*does a listen*

nah, for me it is wings, the best little mix song

>>76020926
baited. get niggered kid

drink up, judah ben-hur

Went on the gf's phone and she's got a 20 day snapstreak with some random bloke who I don't even know

Might have to kill her and then myself

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Birds in Norse mythology

Gullinkambi (Old Norse "golden comb"[1])
A rooster who lives in Valhalla. Foretold to signify the beginning of the events of Ragnarök.

>Hræsvelgr (Old Norse "Corpse Swallower")
A giant eagle sitting at the end of the world (or the northern edge of the heavens) who causes the wind to blow when he beats his wings in flight.

>Huginn (from Old Norse "thought") and Muninn (Old Norse "memory")
A pair of ravens that fly all over the world. They sit on Odin's shoulders.

>Veðrfölnir (Old Norse "storm pale," "wind bleached")
A hawk perched on top of the world tree Yggdrasil.

>>76020715
>>76020767
>>76020782
>>76020792

Yeah the standard price for basic sex in the Soho walkups is £20

They raise it to £30 on busy nights

Guess it's a bargin, but most of the time it's a half-arsed moody Romanian and you leave feeling depressed. You need to know where to go because the English and Thai girls can be top-tier. Best shag of my life was with a really pretty English girl from Kent in Soho the other week

Usually the Thai and English girls are clean, polite, and sometimes quite lovely. But yeah the Romanians are fucking grim. I usually walk nowadays when I see it's a Romanian

>>76020889
I'm a NEET with a rich dad

>>76020823
good post lad, cheered me up knowing I'm not the most pathetic scruff in the thread

>>76020964
wish people cared as much about Celtic myth as they do for Norse

>>76020957
break up with her out the blue haha

>>76020910

Use Chrome.

>>76020973
>Soho walkups
cant say I ever knew about this
I thought prostitution was illegal here and that's why we had to use nudge nudge wink wink 'escort' services

>>76020986
no one cares about norse mythology though

>>76021043
prostitution is legal in the uk but brothels arent

>>76020973

£20 for what, 15 minutes?

>>76020980
Nowt pathetic about a bit of roleplaying in an epic turn based strategy game.

might go on a cheeky city-break to Ljubljana.

thoughts?

Could never shag a prozzy. Don't see the point in sex unless it's a mutual thing with a girl you love or a fittie you've found. Paying for it takes away the rush and fun of it.

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>Dizzee sending for Wiley

emailing the 51 year old jap proto-milf
big fan

love high bar
love hook grip
hate low bar
hate mixed grip

>>76021057
r u srs

>>76020666
alri bruce

>>76020973
why would a pretty english girl shag runts in a walkup for £20 a pop?

can't she get more being an """escort"""

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Why are all young male Communists emasculated runts?

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>>76020936
aww thanks lad

>>76020957
alerted mi5

ur done for lad

>>76021125
Probably severely psychologically and/or brain damaged

Wolves in Norse mythology

>Fenrir (Old Norse "fame-wolf")
A monstrous wolf. Is foretold to kill the god Odin.

>Sköll (Old Norse "Treachery")
Chases the sun everyday, trying to eat it.At Ragnarök, Sköll will succeed in his quests

>Mánagarmr ("Moon-Hound")
Chases the moon every night, trying to eat it.At Ragnarök, Mánagarmr will succeed in his quests

Garm (Old Norse "rag"[1])
A blood-stained guardian of Hel's gate.

>>76021093

Paying for it is arousing in it's own way, it's very degrading turning a woman into an animal with a few bits of paper. you can get a woman to rim your hole for a bit of cash, what's not to like about that?

>>76021136
not that shocking really is it

Stalin would have modern communists purged.

Bring back the religion hating, mass enslaving, corrupt as fuck, proletariat dictatorship I say.

>>76021121
only reddit cares about celtic (pronounced "sell tick") mythology

>>76021079
£20 gets you ten minutes. Longer if the girl likes you

>>76021185
Hmm that makes sense, but it's not for me.

>>76021195
can you back that up with any evidence?

>>76020839
that was a bit mean

>>76021203
ten minutes isnt even worth leaving the house for

>>76021203

Think I'd rather see a nicer girl off adultwork less often

>>76021189
>mass enslaving
communists abolished slavery and serfdom, sweetie

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ah, yes, the nocturnal depression kicks in, huh

made a quality /sp/ thread lads

>>>/sp/76532320

>>76021245
i suppose kulaks arent people

Still have questions about David Kelly...

>>76021245
You joke, but there are people who unironically believe shit like that.

Girlfriend is doing the old silent treatment. Funnily enough I've been sick of spending every day forcing myself to call you and have a painful hour-long conversation when I could be studying French, reading or watching a film because you'll sulk otherwise you clingy twat.

Really showed me didn't you haha

>>76020901
Haha yeah the disdain I used to get from half prosties half masseuse when I tell them that I just want a massage. Thats until I learned the difference between proper massage parlors with trained masseuses and "massage parlors". The former are generally more expensive and the girls are less cute though. That being said I have nothing against a good bj or hj after a massage or while drinking a beer.

Might do a prozzie bareback before I top myself

>>76021294
It's been 1 year since I started giving my gf the silent treatment and she still hasn't snapped and contacted me

Any day now

>>76021226
If I ever become a billionaire I'm going to conduct a multi-million dollar study that evaluates the link between canadians, reddit and cannabis use. not joking. then I can spam it here every time a leaf or stoner posts

>pussed out an only put £500 instead of £3k into a crypto that was released yesterday
>only £3k gains instead of £18k

RREEEEEE

used to think i had no problem with prostitution

until i visited a brothel, the place was seedy as fuck and the whole thing felt wrong; ended up walking out

david icke is right about everything

>>76021361
haha english please

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>that random american having a we wuz european moment on the mythology pages of wikipedia

>>76021369
Greater London

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*points directly towards you*

>>76021361
Still made 3 grand in one day

After tax that's still pretty good

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>I've been sick of spending every day forcing myself to call you and have a painful hour-long conversation when I could be studying French, reading or watching a film

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AWOOO
AWOOOOO
I'M HAVING A GREAT BIG POOOOO

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>>76021408
>tax

>>76021345
what does that have to do with Celtic myth?
you know we have far more information on the intricacies of their life and faith than we do for the Norse
hell we know the tribal gods for nearly ever tribe and a lot of folk traditions survived as well

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US student Otto Warmbier has been freed from jail in North Korea, but his parents say he has been in a coma for a year.

The US secretary of state said the 22-year-old was on his way home to the US.

The Warmbier family told US media they had found out only last week that their son has been in a coma since shortly after his trial in March 2016.

Mr Warmbier was sentenced to 15 years of hard labour for attempting to steal a propaganda sign from a hotel.

>>76021386
bonjour negre

>>76021268
correct

>>76021456
americans

>>76021386
I like those posts.

>>76021456
>Mr Warmbier was sentenced to 15 years of hard labour for attempting to steal a propaganda sign from a hotel.
ah yes, the utopian society that aisha supports

>>76021456
mong deserved it

>>76021456
pity he wasnt worked to death then we'd have 1 fewer american in the world

>>76021456
Haha... Stupid yank prick

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lol just what i like x

>ugly rat-faced Algerian living in Thailand
Holy shit

>>76021299
its hard to tell the difference here
my language skills are good enough to just tell the I want a massage only unless stated otherwise

>>76021408
11k of capital gains is tax free my boy, 20% thereafter

yeah not a bad day's graft hehe

>>76021456
>going to north korea

>ugly rat-faced American living in America
bloody hell

>>76021456
lol

>>76021299
Trust me, no one is offering prostitution to you

>>76021554

I want to go

>>76021456
>22-year-old
What a hellish age to be in. Mind full of shit and testosterone. Absolutely no clarity of thought. Can only think in extremesm. Soul-crushing depression followed by hyper moments "dude bro let's steal a sign adrenaline danger lmao". Feel sorry for his family tbqh.

>>76021560
I will stomp your glass jaw into a dust you oldfag limey cunt

Seriously how can we get law enforcement on thainonce and his Algerian sidekick? The disgusting stuff they post on here needs to stop

>>76021606
not everyone's an algerian

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... shopper bear...

>>76021641
easy

make it look like he insulted the thai king

>>76021660
>>76021660

>>76021606

As if he actually did it

They plucked him out of the airport queue when he was leaving because they felt like imprisoning an american

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>>76021670
look at his eyes
fuck me

theres no coming back for timmy boy, its serial killer or but for him

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>that random american trying to establish some sort of "rapport" with me for like 10 posts.

>>76021641
Learn to use the filter.

new
>>>/vg/179630285

>>76021606
>Soul-crushing depression
am 21 and i only get this aha