You have 30 seconds to be as Indian as possible

>>76013567
I wanna sex she

heloo dear show cloth bobs

hello hot sexy

ding ding it is time for sex time with me

text me

hello?

fuck you

seling perfum original from antoni banderas

What's a toilet

bang bong bing

you buy you buy

*holds out some random trash*

boola boola boola

*shits, wipes ass with left hand*

>>76013567
Thank you come again

*becomes superpower in the next 20 years*

sachin tendulkar.... greatest ever...
on third day god created SACHIN
pakistan piss drinkers on sixth

Hello, customer service this is Paje- I mean Robert!

Hello, this is Michael from Microsoft

Why is poo so delicious

>>76013986
go suck a koalas dick we have a space program were going to be superpower by 2050

1+2+3+4+5+ .... = -1/12

>>76013567

you pretty, I sex you a lot all day.

betiful weman show sex vegana pics or i will poo on yuo when we are suprepower in 20 years wow very sexy

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*graduates with highest honors*
*makes more money than other ethnic groups*
*takes your women*

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Come on

>>76013986
hahaha wasim akram bowl 1000 balls to sachin and will not get him out once! we hate u wasim nuke come soon

>>76013567
hi beutifull do yu have a kik?

i salute him.
he was the line of the era
he is my ideal personality.
i wanna be ADOLF HITLER

mera naam akshay lekin you can me tom

>>76013567
Hello sir dear sir,

Kindly sir delete this thread immediately as it creates a negative image of India sir.

Your humble servant,

Ranjeet Dapadiddu

>>76014131
Based paki

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>>76013567
"fuck off Natasha. i got tired of impregnating your kind already"

we pathetic russocucks can not compete. superior Indian Men cum in '"our'" women and leave them pregnant so we russian '"men"' could care for them and later provide for a kid

wat u say about mi u son of baster child

>>76013567

JUST look at my country

double rest(float a, float b)
{float res=a*b;
for (int i=0; i<9999999999; i++)
if (i<=res && i+1>res) {res = res-i; break;}
return res;
}

>>76014131
you must not have met many indians, they don't say "delete this thread" they say "do the needful"
it would be like this

Hello sir dear sir,

Kindly sir do the needful immediately as it creates a negative image of India sir.

Your humble servant,

Panjeet dontshakemylefthandu

>>76014186
P.S.: error if number is 0 or bigger than 9999999999

>>76014058

that girl has obviously a scat fetish, nothing else.

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>>76013669
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>>76014131
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>>76014240
DELET

>>76014211
I keep reading about this, "do the needful" thing but I've never seen anyone use it here.

>>76014356
Why no reaction to hindu code?

>>76014430
So triggered I couldn't click fast enough.

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Stop it, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

>>76013567
helo butiful, can i kiss ur pussy

*rapes someone in the designated shitting street*

asl? Pusi veri nais :D

india vs paki dhanda peri deee

BURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

poo
in
places
other
than
loo

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fuk u mutherfukker bich

i make very sex u

mmmhmmm

I've banned the slaughter of cows and cleaned everything with cow urine.

>>76014356
wow verry good frog, nice persanality and sexy posture, please call me at microsoft tech support.

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really though fob indian guys are the only reason why i've stopped taking public transport

>>76014857
>tried taking public transport in my city instead of driving
>why not? it will save gas
>bus is full of arabs, indians, africans, asians, and crazy people

Never taking the bus again tbqh

Sex video

Seeex videoo

>>76014808
Wat u say? U mother son of bich I find u

>>76014817
abe chutiye legendry Indian sceintist Bhaskara used cow urine as rocket propellant 2000 years before Werner von Barown existed

>all this anti Indian sentiment

oooo...if I snd frend request what you do?

Shut up u basterd biches
INDIA is the best country in the world

I will fuk u up if u insult it

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>>76013567
>Love Biryani, hangout with muslim friends, but still hate Turks(Kebabs).

goggole

sex nude pics

secc vagona

ggpooogle
hot woman

>>76015684
POO

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>>76016235
WHAT THE FUCK. DELETE DELET DELET.

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*blocks your path*

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>>76016281
mm i want to suk

>>76016235
Wow what a stud
I like very much

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>>76016299
Stop bullying us. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

hot babby
want meet?
yuo are sexy hot
be my mahabratta
pls sex
sex pic
hello?
fukc yu

>>76016288
>>76016235
>>76016299
wtf friendship ended with india now

>>76013567
*poos on busy street*

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*posts this on photo of random girl*

>>76015739
it's a shame that it's fake

jai guru deva om

>>76013567
hai bb let me sukk uu

>>76016608
He's paki

*gang rapes and doesn't poo in loo*

>>76016790
yeah i did my research, but you are literally same

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>>76016888
>tfw north eastern india does all this garbage and mostly southern india gets all the shit for it

>>76016560
now germany best friend!!

>>76013567
mmmmmm, hot juicy jugs of milk

>>76016948
Why is Northeastern India a shithole? A combination of poorness and religion or ethnicity?

>>76016918
How so?

AHHHHH, another fine day in London

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>>76017244
Why have you posted the picture of your Big Brown Cock. We are not gay.

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>>76017171

Oh wow, United States, huh? Which city? I have cousin-brother working, living, uh, Seattle. Seattle is close to Texas, na? Or it's in New York?

Anyway, welcome to India thread, bhai. This is your first time in India thread? How you're liking it? Which India cities you want to visit, bhai?

Wow, very interesting. So tell me, is it true that the gori girl lose her virginity at 13 and become pregnant without the marriage?

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>>76017283

>>76017356
This is just like my lewd animus

>>76017356
Are they your parets?

>>76017360
Seriously considering playing into this meme and updating my FB with something like this

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>>76013567
>be me
>wake up
>get up off the floor which is partially covered in cowpoo
>my pet cow still asleep, leave it alone
>eat breakfast which looks like poo
>a meal designed by mahatma ghandi to accelerate stomach function
>ohpoo.wav
>squat outside window and go poo
>good thing I live on a designated pooing street
>need to go to work at Indian Space Agency
>I'm one of the top engineers in the country
>go to train
>overflowing with people
>some pooing off the side and out the windows
>it's ok because it's a designated shitting railway
>get to work after 5 hours and 3 bowel movements later
>greeted by secretary
>durpadurpadurpdurp.wav
>Pajeet has the best jokes
>get to my desk next to my supervisor cow
>cow pooing on keyboard
>thanks Vishnu
>exciting day
>plan to launch our new satellite
>SCAT-1
>launch sequence, so nervous
>5, 4, 3, 2
>need to poo cause nervous
>just go
>good thing this is a designated shitting space station
>launch successful
>everyone poos out of relief
>India finally on it's way to be a superpower

>>76017384
Good post
>>76017434
Abhorrent post

>>76017120
>A combination of poorness and religion or ethnicity
Most likely the case. Genuinely baffles me too. I've heard that it is mostly because of austroasiatic admixture.

There's literally nothing wrong with being Paki.

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>>76017455
>t. Mahar

>>76017120
>>76016948

Northeast India isn't very densely populated.

Moreover, there's also a higher concentration of tribal peoples living in incredibly simple conditions. Arunchal Pradesh, contested between India and China, has awful infrastructure and heavy problems with organized crime and corruption.

Some of the other states, like Nagaland and Assam, have had long-term independence movements which devolved into armed insurgencies.

By the way - 'Northeast India' only mean the states east of West Bengal, such as Sikkim, Assam, Manipur, Mizoram, Nagaland, etc (collectively 'the Seven Sisters' or 'Northeast India').

Bihar, Jharkand, and Chhattisgarh are all North India and dirt-poor. All three of those states have communist Maoist rebels in abundance.

>>76017762
They mean Bihar, Jharkhand and Bengal.

>>76017584
Its whiter

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>>76017826
Yeah. They are very white.

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>>76017865
He beats the fuck out of you.

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>>76017868

>>76017762
>All three of those states have communist Maoist rebels in abundance
Yeah, but so does Kerala and it's apparently the most advanced part of the country.

>>76017868
> Odia Labourer

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Hello beautiful i love you i want to insert milk pipe in your naval yes let's marry *rose emoji*

>>76017941
When did Rajasthan became equal to Uttar Pradesh and Bihar.

>>76017961
And the Paki was claiming that Oriyas are whiter.

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>>76018011
They become lighter the further up. These could actual pass as locals here

Himachal pradesh

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>>76017941
The 3D loli on left looks good.
No pedo.

>>76017989
poo/indian

>>76013567
*offers left hand for a handshake*

>>76018123
Retard that Canadian guy was talking about Bihar, Jharkhand, Orissa, Chhattisgarh, etc. People there have high Austroasiatic admixture and those places are complete shithole.

>>76018205
>palm is brown

>>76018083
That's central India, not north

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Hello. Meet my friends.

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>>76018234
And what Im talking about is that north indians are lighter skinned than south ones

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>>76017941

>>76018387
It doesn't matter much. South India is doing pretty good.

hello pretty you want some fuc?
me do very good fuc
me kiss you and put my peepee in you

we wuz ceos and shit

>>76017797

No, I meant Chhattisgarh. West Bengal works too, though.

>>76017957

Kerala isn't nearly as affected by Maoist violence as the eastern states.

Hardly matters how advanced the state is, by the way. The Indian government is thoroughly corrupt. In tribal and village disputes between the peasantry and landholders, the government has traditionally sent law enforcement to maintain the status quo, since they get kickbacks.

Get enough people tired of having their lands and money and crops stolen, and it makes the ground fertile for Maoist propagandists to come in with a few men and start befriending the locals

>>76019120
I'm not saying it really matters but it's still a surprising map no matter how you look at it

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>>76017941

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>>76019353
>"pakistani"

>>76013567
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi

hi sexy

hi
hi

okay rape u next week

>>76019721
When I searched about the Siddi community of Pakistan then I got this Image. The kalash girl has also made dots on her head but we know she is Pakistani.

Reminder that Pizza was introduced to india by the evil Congress Party to make us all into christians. This has been proved by the UNESCO renowned scientist Mkhaya Ntini.

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>>76019721

>>76013567
this food is no evhen ehspicy my frind

>>76015641
>code
could indians be any more based

>>76021251
Mfw a bunch of Indians came for exchange back then in the day, we had Indian exchange where students from Bangalore are supposed to be """""""elite""""""" students, can't understand what they are saying. What the fuck.

>>76021569
South Indians are very arrogant and overrated.

>>76014131
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>>76013669
well done
>>76014356
real talk though, why do you guys talk/creep like this on the internet, especially around girls? Its not even a language barrier or location thing, I've never seen a Bengladeshi/Paki or even Afghani talking like that on the internet.

killing myself on the 13th of October

hey baby sho me ur vegana pls I wanna lick ur pussy good baby oohhh yaaa lolol mudabitch lemme see ur poomaker spred dem cheks real gud ohhhh I want to c u poo right now oh shit baby!!!

big nipples , big life

>>76024132
More internet access. Only hardly 20% of our population has internet and its with educated middle class and above. Same goes for bangladesh and afghanistan.

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shit on the floor

time to get schwifty in here

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>>76031977

Why are Indians so fucking cringe online?

>>76032133
kek paki with the bantz

>>76031977
AYY LMAO

>>76013567
hello pretty
I want to sex you make strong pretty children
then sex the children

>tfw indians and pakis exist today because my aryan ancestors were into bestiality
Feels bad man, not even the brits were able to civilize em

kindly do the needful, sir

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>>76032689

>celtniggers are still LARPing as Indoeuropeans

>>76014857
>really though fob indian guys are the only reason why i've stopped taking public transport
I went to a gym in a heavily Indian area. I learned to go when they weren't there.

what does it mean when indians say no, but they really mean yes?

>>76013966
*3