how do we fix our relationship?

give us more of your land

Give us more sunbeds

Our relationship is fine. You give us sun and sangria and we sustain your economy buying it. It's the perfect relationship

UK & Spanish joint empire when?

>>76010806
more like Spexit when?

>>76010866
make spain great again!

UK would enter war with whoever that didn't surrender their riches to them
Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country

hate g*rmans love spain love pints
simple as

>>76010539
How are we enemy? I thought we were irrelevant

>>76011070
>Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country
UK looks ok at least they are not cucked by germs

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>>76010806
We could in the 16th century. Imagine your navy and our tercios. But our king was an autistic catholicuck. He should have learned from the frogs and ignore religion.

>>76011227
>ignore religion.
this. and exterminate the natives , what a mistake now south america is truly shit

Catholicism saved them

>>76011070
>Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country

Well, many spaniards suffer racist attacks from brits. It's their insular xenophobic mindset.

>>76010539
>falklands
>mexican population replacing anglo americans
>turbot war
>Gibraltar
Spanish types are too belligerent to ever have a friendly relationship with anglos, the only reason spanish aren't hated as much as the French or Germans is because you're also all horribly incompetent

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>>76011376
>Argentina and Mexico
>spanish types

>>76010539
Fuck off proxy
>>76011227
Fuck off
>>76011264
Fuck off

>>76011432
it's true, spaniards and spaniard-lites are basically a mix of chinese 'want to take over the world' attitude mixed with a 'sleep all afternoon' work ethic

>>76011545
do you have internet? WOW

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>>76011549
>i take everything i read on /pol/ as a fact
>let me tell you about your country
uncultured dumbass, american tier

I would take 100 Germans over a single Br*t

>>76011545
el amerindiANO jakajakakakakaka

>>76010539
Send more sexy Spanish girls to our unis

>>76011879
Send more easy British girls to our beaches

>>76011432
>Argentina and Mexico
>>spanish types
Last I checked Argentinians we're according to the mostly of Spanish descent and your average Mexican is half Spanish.

>>76011999
Argentinians are mostly italians. We have nothing to do with them.

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>>76011958
Why

>>76011376
Argentina is 200% Germanic, friend.

>>76011958
Give us soft brexit and it'll happen

>>76012032
Because my flirting skill sucks. And this is something you don't need with your women.

>>76012066
Haha do you think Spain gets to say a word about that ? The Frankish-Deutsch supreme cuck alliance is deciding of your fate now

>>76011999
>Mexico
10% Spanish at most. Halfbreeds don't count, Obama isn't British.
>Argentina
Half Spanish half Italian.

>>76011999
Mexico = Amerindian
Argentina = italian/amerindian
>hey broooo im 1/24th spanish

>>76012032
because they are easy.
more to Algarve too please.

>>76012089
You mean any women abroad

>>76012155
Yeah, we only have a saying about Gibraltar

>>76012236
I mean your woman. German or dutch girls aren't even a ten per cent as easy as yours.

>>76012305
>German or dutch girls aren't even a ten per cent as easy as yours.
really? XD i have never met a british girl XD

>>76012305
yea probably

>>76010941
>spain
>great
>ever
No

This is not achievable. We've tried it many times, Spaniards and Anglos are simply irreconcilable. I've had dreams about this, but dreams are not real. Wake up, people.

To be honest, I can't think of another pair of western cunts who fought more wars than England and Spain

>>76012855
Didn't you have more wars against the frenchs?

>>76012855
England and France, for starters.
Nelson v Napoleon is like a historical classic, man. I can't even think of a single Spanish general.

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>>76012855
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Anglo-Welsh_wars

>>76013125
Bloody sassenach

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>tfw no United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ireland, France, Spain and Portugal

>>76012855
>wars
just a series of skirmishes started by the spanish that they always lose so badly it ends up destroying their economy for 100 years
people laugh at the french but the spanish really are the biggest boobs in europe
>create the worlds largest fleet
>fill it with silver
>try to invade england in the middle of a storm
>lose fleet and silver
>go bankrupt

>>76010539

fuck you and your proxy as much as the UK.

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>>76014260

We would be invincible.

>tfw it will never happen in my lifetime

>>76014299
Not only that, but they were in union with Portugal at the time, and they used our navy as well.
This is why I truly dislike Spain.

>>76014336
>fuck you and your proxy as much as the UK.
proxy, why?

>>76014260
If this ever happens I purpose we take back Constatinople.

>>76012855
>>76010539

My opinion won't be popular, but..:

I think that peace between us has always been difficult because we are too similar.

We always end up colliding like two brothers.

>>76012560
good colonial era history

>>76014511
es un /pol/tard ardidos por motivos historicos irrelevantes hoy en dia
>>76014515
*propose

>>76014530
>too similar.
You couldn't be more opposite.

>>76014650

We are only opposite on the surface.

We are like the two sides of a coin.

>>76014682
That I can agree.
And Portugal is the edge.

>>76011865
I bet I'm whiter than you
>>76012560
Just kill yourself

>>76014475

Does your king not have a daughter they can marry off to Prince George?

>>76014873
Two of them, actually.

>>76014873

This >>76014913

That would be fun.

>>76014835
>living in a 4th world country
>has internet
how is it possible?

tfw when you never will be part of a kingdom with a colony rivality of 400 years

>>76015246
probably he is rich

>>76014873
>>76014913
>marriage-based alliance between portugal and spain
>closer ties between england and spain due to the portuguese long-standing alliance with them
>everyone benefits
thats how diplomatics work... right guys?

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>>76010941
This.

>>76014260
We just left it

>>76017321
You mean the Franko-Deutsch Reich?

We all know it's not the same thing

>>76017260
No because we did that once and you just turned us agaisnt them.

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>>76010539
Everyone likes Spain here!

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>>76017618
>

>>76018460
Yeah 1 person equals the views of 70 odd million.

>>76012201
>hey broooo im 1/24th spanish
Nobody says this, we are not America

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>>76018460

>Should we add a volume for Anglos?


Besides jokes, I belive this desu >>76018554

>>76014299
>>create the worlds largest fleet
>>fill it with silver
>>try to invade england in the middle of a storm
>>lose fleet and silver
>>go bankrupt
lmao

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I like Spana but they need to stop being cheeky cunts with Gibraltar.

>>76018737
what happened in gibraltar in recent time?

>>76018663
>create the worlds largest fleet

yeah, that's why english had more ships in that battle

>fill it with silver

the fuck?

>try to invade england in the middle of a storm

yeah,they forgot to check out weather.com, also those ships were heading to holland

>go bankrupt

habsburgers finances, this is what happens when you are fighting against the world

UK+New England is best ally no bully.

>>76010742
>we sustain your economy buying it
ebin