/brit/

more like /shit/

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bebs

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gonna make a lewd video to send to my ex >:3

Beady eyes is god tier.

>>76009213
no, couldn't find an answer though

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*enters thread*

>>76009273
cute, she can watch it with her new man while laughing

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BABS

>>76009293
me on the right

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>>76009299
Phwoar

>THE STATE OF BRITAIN

Howling, wheezing, and crying.

>>76009284
then you're an idiot because i literally googled what you said in your post and the first result answered it. get a brain moran.

Cheated on the gf last night lads

Feel like such a twat

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>>76009264
>>76009299
barbs

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can't get out of bed lads

Saw the spanish lad sucking some dick.

>>76009373
Preemptive revenge for her inevitable infidelity.

>>76009326
the Islamic STATE of pakistan

thought the relationship with the gf was strong and stable
but's its a coalition of chaos

fell for the linking a non-/brit/ thread meme

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>>76009375
barb a cute :3

protip: don't go chasing waterfalls

>>76009423
kek

zinc, multivitamin and vitamin D down the hatch
third eye's being decalcified as we speak

>>76009420
Can't believe I laughed at that

*Touches your things*

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Which episode of Joe rogan was Tim shown on ?

Lads how comes diversity always means black?

>>76009493
sometimes it means brown

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>>76009484
i take vitamin d every day
because i never go outside haha
helps stave off the 'pression

>>76009485
thanks, thought of it myself

>>76009493
Diversity is code word for anti white, black is polar opposite of white.

>>76009493

Inside is yellow :)

>>76009512
never yellow or white tho

>>76009222 (Cross-thread)
absolute turbobanter

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could heem anyone of you lot

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>>76009521
you neet?

>>76009554
bit of a strange way to die

>>76009533
>white people are scared to go out
revenge

>>76009485
cheers

>>76009523
fuck off

https://youtu.be/QoCcDi8zH8M

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>>76009554

>>76009488
Oi stop it

>>76009578
trip on pakiboo

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>>76009604
touch my willy
you sexy bastard

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https://youtu.be/I1r0qIsoZcE

need to feel wanted

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>>76009231
The UK's gonna be wiped from the face of the Earth in 2 years. Well it's fun while it lasted lads.

>>76009554
RIP

>>76009600
reddit

>>76009231
section both of them

>>76009640
why?

Might join Tommy Robinson's inevitable right wing paramilitaries

>>76009600
'dit

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

*does a little dance*

>>76009636
holy cow

>>76009231
Need Tim's calves

>>76009702
'jeet

>>76009679
You have to be recruited by MI5 first

>>76009727
kek

>>76009675
Prime Minister May gonna be sitting infront of 23 other Prime Ministers to negotiate a deal on the exit of a single market that the UK has been for at least 40 years, and all 23 Prime Ministers must agree on the same deal, and the timeline to do that is 2 years. What do you think's gonna happen? If there's no deal UK's gonna exit in the worst case scenario mass national destabilization, whole country turns into shit overnight. Better leave before that shitshow starts.

>>76009699
like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SLHrVIECSI

>>76009727
what

>>76009727
stonker of a post

>>76009753
Go where

the hardest part of my job is trying to look busy when there's fuck all to do

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gentrification will eventually turn ulster into the best part of the UK

>>76009780
'aki

>>76009789
america

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Babsssssssssssssssss

>>76009807
More like Canada.

VERY hungry but don't got food
this'll be the end of me

need an attractive gf

>>76009807
FONT

Unironically bought a tear to my eye
https://youtu.be/SZm75VbQ-WY

>>76009789
Australia

>>76009864
can't discern what that means

And all the roads we have to walk are winding

poo-bra poo-vin

>>76009727
*does a giggle*

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Which one of you epic trollers did this?

>>76009264
>>76009299
>>76009323
>>76009375
>>76009454
coal burner

>>76009898
i

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>>76009818

>watch a video of 50s london
>all the comments are fogies complaining about all the immigrants
pottery
fuck you old people, stop voting for shit political ideas and parties

hate all you stupid fucks. kys arseholes

Don't understand racist Irish people

>>76009874
Are they basically just piss heads who miss their hoolie days of the 80s?

Don't understand irish people who are alright with nigerians and poles taking over dublin

>>76009898
what app is that

>>76009944
why

do the irish think like we do or are they more like horses?

>>76009884
hownew.ru

>>76009940
IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH THEN JUST FUCKING KILL ME YOU PRICK GO ON SLIT ME FUCKING NECK WIDE OPEN

matched with some girl on tinder, she messaged me saying "hey qt", i said "im about to leave the country for two months but dont delete me i'll talk to u when i get back" and her response was "ummm i dont wanna fuck u sorry"

hate hate HATE women

>>76009874
was recently in Manchester, fucking hell what a shithole

it was like playing spot the white person in a sea of brown and high vis police jackets. Sat in spoons and a fight broke out between the staff and some black guy because he was trying to flog baccy pouches

absolute fucking dump

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>Excuse me luv, is this seat taken ?

>>76009966
uhhhhhhh racist much?

>>76009992
Lol sorry to hear that m9

>>76009985
*stabs you in the balls* back the fuck off??!?!!

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>>76009874
>hate islam
>love multiculturalism and homosexuals
can't stand the aut-right

>>76009963
No. They are patriotic Brits of every race, colour and religion to unite against the evil ideology that is islam.

>>76009996
was in manny this weekend, didn't go to anywhere pikey like spoons and had a great time

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs

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>im about to leave the country for two months but dont delete me i'll talk to u when i get back

>>76010036
she fucks darkies lad whats wrong with you

>>76010019
Why don't you just go snatch a rifle from a Queen's guard?

>>76010038
whens the last time a girl spoke to you?

>>76010030
>They are patriotic Brits
Why are they promoting homos then?

any leftypol man in

>>76010007
Yes but it's alright, have my face instead haha

>>76010060
got the gf nattering in my ear as I post this

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>>76010007

>>76009979
maybe more like horses which is why they win all the races

horse whisperers methinks

>>76010029
That was not the alt right you dumb yank

>>76009874
Chav filth.

>>76010060
Right now. Stay mad virgins.

>>76010038
what am i supposed to do, spark up a long-distance relationship with no chance of meeting up?

>>76010031
ah yes it was all concentrated in this spoons

have a word with yourself, it was like that wherever you go, scally manc freaks off their nut on spice wherever you look

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Barbs

>>76010085
ah

>>76010053
Lewis Hamilton is an honorary white

>>76009979
defo horses

>>76010065
Britain is the most progressive country in the world. It is very British to support gays and gay rights

hate virgins
love going outside and having sex haha
simply as

>>76010106
>d-don't delete me I'll be back soon!

should have just said you were off for 2 months

>>76010075
Apolitical Post-Modernist

>>76010030
The aren't patriotic at all, they just hate Muslims, which is understandable, but don't dress it up as patriotism

>>76010132
better sort that out

>>76010053
rorke

>>76010110
think you might have been to somewhere else?
you didn't... didn't go to the shit bits did you?

>>76010152
'eed

>>76010075
oi oi

>>76010156
he JUST said he was in Manchester, keep up

haven't had sex since Saturday aha
absolutely gagging for it ngl

>>76010156
this was in the square near Piccadilly station


shithole

>>76010135
simply as what mate?

>>76010175
yeah that squares not great, it's a transport hub
go to other places

>>76010167
I'll get you gagging some more if you want x

>in the cafeteria with the lads in work
>new bloke started today walks up to us
>"Alright, who was the hardest lad in here before I walked in?"
>makes us all laugh and immediately befriends everyone

Wish I was that charismatic

>>76010194
>go to other places

shan't

>>76010199
He was probably practicing that all night

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can't wait to heem some nazis

>>76010199
quite a good ice breaker ngl

>>76010199
were*

Fuck imagine if David Cameron's still the PM now and we're still in the EU. Better or worse timeline?

>>76010232
Better

just started a new job with a bunch of QUEERS
already got them eating out of the palm of my hand

>>76010199
Best get there early tomorrow, he might take your spot and boot you off

>>76010167
havent had sex in 5 year aha

>>76010199
would have stood up and heemed him
can't be putting up with runt humour

>>76010199
banter

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>>76010225
Why Wolfenstein 2 Is the Game for Trump's America

>>76010241
Yea fuck man. If you guys didn't vote like retards in the first place, we wouldn't be in this shitshow.

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>Yea fuck man. If you guys didn't vote like retards in the first place, we wouldn't be in this shitshow.

Just matche with a solid 8 with big tittoss

What shall I say lads? Something cheeky hmm;)))

>>76010232
about the same, no real difference

would like to see laci greens bingo wings flap about as she tugs my willy

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>>76010199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu3nu6ue2qU

>>76010295
Nah man. I'll take David anyday over May or worse still Corbyn.

>>76010232
UKIP would still be a major party doing well in the polls and perhaps a surge in popularity much like the SNP had after 2015

so maybe better

>>76010310
would like to stuff my face in her fat breasts

Would literally fucking heem everyone in this general not even joking. Might think I'm just fishing for (you)s but am not. Just saying it how it is

>>76010351
Vulgar post, we are not past the watershed yet

>>76010370
if like to see you fucking try you little runtoid insect

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*blocks your path*

>>76010328
>major party doing well in the polls
>he's an important guy down at the cracker factory

>>76010351
me too desu

>>76010293
"Alright, who was the hardest lad in here before I walked in?"

i bet laura kuenssberg is a dominatrix

>>76010370
oh shut the fuck up you little gimpy nerd
meet me at the front entrance to Birmingham New Street station at 6:30pm and I'll detach your jaw

want to fuck my sister in law

>>76010419
haha i get it
erection joke haha

>>76010420
She's a greasy little jew with a massive conk

@76010370
fucking diabolical gimmick

get some new material or fuck off to the /ausnz/ general with the rest of the unfunny tryhard turds, you tedious window-licker.

>>76009231
Where is the flag choice option?

>>76010428
>Birmingham
Haha nice try 'sheed

>>76010449
she isn't jewish

Text breakup went better than I expected. Feel like a big burdens off my back now

>>76010476
>(((kuenssberg)))

>>76010476
nice try kikeberg

cant stop sneezing

britain is a really tiny place
reckon i, america, am something of a big brother to it physically, culturally, and politically

>>76010471
you're a fucking scared little rural mug don't dare call yourself the hardest on /brit/ again

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Mel Sykes

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>>76010503

>>76010503
*vice grips your bollocks*
You think this is a bloody game, sunshine?

>>76010528
dreadful arse

>>76010518
hello nigger

>>76010465
oi jappy, giz a GF ye?

>>76010486
loads of germans/swedes have "-berg" in their names
even someone like alfred rosenberg
it's where ashkenazi jews got their names from

>>76010537
hahahaha

>>76010537
irrelevant to my post

>>76010528
404 bum not found

>>76010563
no gf still senpai

>>76010558
meet me at terminal 2 at Birmingham Airport at 16:45 tomorrow if there's a problem

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is this a boy or a girl?

>>76010465
What

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>>76010167
10 years this year since my last shag

I now only fantasise about holding hands with a cute girl

>>76010611
Boy

>>76010590
so you and all your pavement apes can jump me? nah

>>76010614
>>129694771

>>76010588
*heems you*
*steals your GF*

heh, nothin personnel kiddo

>>76010620
did they do a 3some

>>76010614
Goto pol and see for yourself

>>76010620
what is going on here

if the modern world is so great, why does it have so many fat people?

anyone wanna chew my arm

>>76010631
>>>/pol/129694771

just turned up to my exam a day early
professor probably thinks im mentally retarded

haha
i want to die lol

>>76010660
idk but it looks really creepy like they've hypnotised her or groomed her and now she needs their affection at inappropriate times

>>76010669
it isn't great

my job: shout things at MPs as they walk into the prime minister's house

>>76010650
left is gay

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Why does every fucking advert on our telly have an interracial couple on it ?

They even try and push White male/Black female which is a fucking joke, even the yanks don't bother trying to push that.

>>76010628
proofs??

love jews
love israel
love regina spektor
hate arabs
not zionist, just dont like 'em

>>76010167
havent had sex for... 3 weeks?
but i could have had it last weekend if i wanted

>>76010675
fuck wish i didnt have to go on p*l to use those cool flags

northern ireland here, thanks for the roads

>>76010698
so? there would be another man

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I'm gonna date a Yale yank

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>>76010704
just a coincidence, racist

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>>76010725
why would you do that when you could date a superior Oxford, Cambridge or Imperial brit

>>76010704
they played a black man as an Irish folklore hero on tv here.
After that none of it annoys me, I just wonder where it all went so wrong

business idea: corbyn but he hates pakis

>>76010705
Nonce twat

>>76010748
LITERALLY A GAY PAKI PM

why did everyone suddenly forget that corbyn has been a complete spastic for like his entire leadership

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bwabs

>>76010769
that's not sharon stone

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>tfw to intelligent to be a plonker

>>76010704
because advertising agencies are all in london and are all mentally ill and think that everyone's in an interacial relationship

>>76010747
>California Institute of Technology

Where?

>>76010769
this is fake and she has a baby face, you literal nonce

anyone here remember burnout 3 takedown

>>76010784
California

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>>76010769
I love looking at girl's twats

>>76010747
what subject is this ranked for?

anyone here remember super cuckio 64

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>>76010734

>>76010790
WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

Can't for the life of me remember the cuckio meme

>>76010819
>black father
what did CNN mean by this?

>>76010837
green day?

any girl man in

Imagine not being able to watch the telly without being triggered as fuck about a white woman dating a black man

fucking HOWLING at how sensitive some of you little babbies are

>>76010812
its the times world university guide, its overall ranking

they also have subject specific rankings if you google for it though

and that pics one year out of date also - Oxford is #1 right now i believe

*dabs*

Awwwwwwwwwww :3

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p055lch4

>>76010857
Yeah #1 in welfare housing

>>76010857
nah Harvard or Oxford has always been top

>>76010864

would stamp that rats head into a bloody paste

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Post yfw flags on /pol/

>>76010850
It's very noticeable though. Like advertisers are deliberately driving it home.

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>>76010675
>"Kekistani" flag
wow i hate this

how long can i be neet do you lads reckon

>>76010886
hello Dan the kekistani

>>76010894
it's for shitposting

Drunk

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>>76010895
Been neet for nearly two years. I've lost all feeling.

>>76010894
They could just have named it "Kekian" or "Keklad"

>>76010894
Remember, Kek is one of the few memes /pol/ actually invented

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>>76010876
>>76010879
>https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/2017/world-ranking#!/page/0/length/25/sort_by/rank/sort_order/asc/cols/stats

Oxford is #1 like I said, Harvard nowhere to be seen in the top 5

Feels good to be number one in the world tbqh lads

>>76010837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbdz_R-zYA

ludokino

ah yes the normies on facebook are sharing rebel media and tommy robinson videos

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Congratulations to Jim on passing his /brit/ posting proficiency test

>>76010895
how long until your parents die?

>>76010924
Kek =/= kekistan maymay

>>76010935
nice shitter!

>>76010894
what a the_donald board no wonder the yank likes it

>>76010926
southampton solent should be up there in the top 5

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>>76010956
Don't call it that

OH JEREMY CORBYN

Would you rather date a dumbshit 8/10 or a highly intelligent/eloquent 5/10

>>76010935
got any of are rachel in tights? think my knob would explode

have awful memory now, always forget what I was going to post in /brit/

>okay Jim so you're an unemployed Civil Engineer huh? Well I'm gonna send you to stack shelves in ASDA to build up your CV so we can find you a new job, oh you'll be working for free too otherwise we'll stop your JSA

>>76010991
dumbshit 8/10. i'm a simple man

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>OH JEREMY CORBYN

>Anarcho-Capitalist
>Anarchist
>Black Nationalist
>Confederate
>Communist
>Democrat
>European
>Fascist
>Gadsden
>Gay
>Jihadi
>Kekistani
>Muslim
>National Bolshevik
>Nazi
>Hippie
>Pirate
>Republican
>Templar
>Treehugger
>United Nations
>White Supremacist

>tfw none of these are my ideology

wish there was a flag for good old Monarchism, Traditionalism or High Toryism

>>76010991
don't care about how intelligent they are
do care about how nice and kind they are

>>76010991
intelligent 5/10

but if the choice was between a dumb 7/10 and a smart 4/10 id choose the idiot

buddy action comedy film where an unlikely partnership of Jeremy Corbyn and Tommy Robinson have to put their differences aside to stop Saudi agents from taking over the UK

fun fact: if you fired all jobcentre staff and replaced them with one office to handle everything, you'd save a shitload of money

>>76010991
not as if i have a choice is it

>>76010977
That's what it is though

>>76011023
>having an ideology
mental midget

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>>76009256

>>76011023
idk man sounds like that there gay flag is a perfect fit to me

>>76010977
I'd tongue-punch her fartbox

>>76010977
what shall I call it then?
rump?

>>76010528
Mel Yikes

>>76010850
there was a show I watched recently where there wasn't a single homogeneous couple
trying to think what it was but literally every couple was mixed haha

>>76010991
5/10

8 isn't that high

/pol/ has added flags again huh?

>>76011049
>not writing your own manifesto
livid

>>76011085
>>76011085
>>76011085
>>76011085
>>76011085

Add Ulster flag WHEN

>>76010991
5/10
good looks fade in yer thirties desu

why do no girls come here but they're all over tumblr and reddit

kid on bbc couldn't see hear speak feel think

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>>76011023
>6 of them are yank shit related

>>76010926
think you're list is wrong mate, can't see sheffield hallam anywhere xx

>>76011115
you a real jap or an english teacher?

aww who am I kidding I already know the answer

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>timeshighereducation

>>76010926
No point if it's number 1 if you can't make use of it, stay brainlet scrub.

>>76000000