/brit/

using a hairdryer to keep myself warm and blow it on my nuts because it feels nice

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>76005350
calcified.

Wish me da got me into hurling as a child
>>76005275
Mise

i was always the first to finish the exams

they put me into the smart classes and i was earning college credits by the 10th grade

then i stopped caring and gave up on life

>>76005258
there's probably a lot of rich upper class families that had one disabled kid later in life and pump a bunch of money into them and their schooling to sort them out
have a cousin who's at least 10-15 years younger than me despite his mum being a year older than mine. has a lot of behavioural issues and his parents insist on him going to this really prestigious grammar school. wouldn't be surprised if they lump him in with the tards

Who /literallygeniusbutlazy/ here?

get him janny

>>76005369
Was a wee genius as a boy, then it all went to me head, stopped revising and winged me exams hungover as fuck. Got loads of happy memories though haha

HEY HEY HO HO

DESE RACISS COPS HAS GOT TA GO

baz lurman

>>76005382
*raises paw*

market is up this morning

Me

>>76005378
That's true.
I know a family who sent their dyslexic daughter to an expensive independent school, but the smart daughter to a random state school.

dunno though, im still at a loss at how private school twats do so well.

>>76005363
i played for Down U-21s back in the day

god we were awful. i still couldn't make it to senior.

getting VERY annoyed by these early threads

>>76005408
Wish there was sports clubs for lads that have never played it but want to get into it without getting slaughtered. Reckon I'd be good at it with some training

>>76005363
hurling is shite you just get battered
gaa is better to play

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What happens in Scotland?

>>76005455
bagpipe

i want to join a cricket club lads

something to do on sunday mornings.

bit of the ol' bat and ball + drinking ale + reading books whilst your team mates are out there scoring amateurish centuries.

>>76005406
think it's just the type of parents that send their children there and the atmosphere. any kid whose parents pay for schooling is expected to do well by their parents and there's a general atmosphere of good grades you feel you should work towards

>>76005426
in this situation as a footylad, joined a few weeks ago at the lowest division and everyone is incredibly good

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>>76005469
REBUILD HADRIANS WALL AND MAKE THE ANGLELS PAY FOR IT

>>76005474
arousing

>>76005474
still bloated from last nights chipper i see haha waheyy

is there anything worse than people who have dogs they can't really control?

>>76005443
>you just get battered
Aye looks like good craic though and sure any contact sport ye get battered aswell
>gaa is better
I was shite at soccer though, and all the gaa lads are bastards anyway

>>76005545
niggers

unironically cannot fathom being bad at footy

have been playing since i could walk, don't ever remember a time where i didnt have a feel for the ball
must be mad to be a literal beginner and constantly just toe punt it and not be able to control it at all
actually fascinating

>>76005315

What the fuck is this guys?
Are you stealing our memes?
Do you have autism?

>>76005577
all memes belong to /brit/

fuck off you primitive fuck

>>76005572
>don't ever remember a time where i didnt have a feel for the ball
bit gay

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>>76005577

worst thread of all time

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soccer is for gay nerds and girls who were too soft for real sports

>>76005615
grow up

>>76005615
>soccer
fuck off yank

>>76005618
>>76005634
t. gay nerds

>>76005595
I was speaking to the brits you fucking kraut.

>>76005607
So? Explain yourselves.

Some yank 'family friends' sent us framed pictures of themselves as a gift

What the fuck, is this an American thing?

How come most English speaking countries use the dumb yankified version

Examples:
>mom
>chips (crisps)
>soccer

Feeling hungry all of a sudden

>>76005651
lmao youre from hungary do you want a fucking sandwich

>>76005669
they don't know any better

>>76005315
tired of repeat editions. stop it.

>>76005669
america is the most dominant important powerful country that speaks english

>>76005669
Name one country other than the US and Canada who use 'mom'

>>76005665
Yeah

>>76005474
did she get a batty implanted on her belly

>>76005669
I thought those were mostly Irish terms?

>>76005676
Holy shit you have internet in the mesoamerican jungle? Are you swinging from vines like Tarzan with a laptop in your other hand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

choon lards

>>76005687
American Samoa

magyarul beszéljetek vagy mi a fasz van, eltévedtem?

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>>76005740
>ottoman rape baby mocking literally any country

>>76005751
>American Samoa
That isn't a country you fucking retard.
Dear god have mercy on these idiots ITT.

>>76005455
Genuinely looks like a cartoon character.

>>76005577
>our memes
>autism
Mate, think you might have the autism

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DED

>>76005740
>Are you swinging from vines like Tarzan with a laptop in your other hand?

better than swinging from the shoelace you tied to the rusty pipe on the ceiling of your bedroom in your soviet block flat while your fat babushka head towel wearing mother shoots up krokodil in the only other room of your apartment you disgusting eastern rape baby

>>76005764
We lost to a global superpower who still couldnt conquer us completely but you lost to fucking Emus, so you should keep your mouth shut I guess.

>>76005634
I legit naturally say soccer after working in Australia in gambling companies )football means either AFL, league or union there but hardly ever football) and whenever I say it to a fellow Brit I cringe at myself.

>>76005700
we say soccer because we already have our own football
we dont say mom or chips though

>>76005740
He's Costa Rican

>comfy country
>nice girls
>nice life

He's Hungarian
>YOU EAT GOULASH. BEST FOOD
>hey hey pay policeman bag of rice for use permit of car
>euro-arab, euro-russia bufferzone bitch for years

Yeah I'll go with the mesoamerican jungle mate

>>76005801
I didn't open my mouth, I'm typing you dumb cunt

>>76005800
Holy shit do you know what is a bedroom?
I thought mud huts are single room buildings?
And why are you so mad? Is this topic a bit frustrating for you?

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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/27/qantas-direct-uk-australia-flights-london-perth-launch

Next year I will be able to take direct UK-Aus flights with no stop and it will cost £1000 return fare

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>>76005850
I am mad because I do not swing on vines and because your country sucks.

Here is our beautiful church in Cartago that I went to today

>>76005787
>it didn't happen because of lack of funding
>they tried the same thing in switzerland
>the muslims just waited for the next rain or snow to cleanse the ground (?!)

>being a cunt to other people fails once again

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alri

>>76005848
this was very weak my man

>>76005841
holding the line alone for centuries while the west jerked off != bufferzone
also as a brit you really shouldnt insult other countries' kitchen lol

>>76005901
>He's from Auckland
Mate, have a fucking word.

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>the average hungarian works for less than 3 hours a day and only spends 4 minutes being interracially intimate

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>>76005901
>>76005916

>Munich shooting: Policewoman 'shot with own gun' grabbed from her at subway station

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/shots-fired-munich-subway-station-police-check-48000118


hmmmm, ah yes

>>76005940
Sorry but you are using MY POST >>76005338

>>76005787
>pig soiled ground
then the whole of the US should be a no-go zone

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>>76005879
fuck outta here

>>76005911
Great banter mate, you're clearly a master.

>mixes vine and jungle based insults with mud huts showing lack of education (or superior Hungarian education)
>tries to justify being raped by Boris Al-Russi
>thinks pickled dirt is better than glorious English food

>>76005917
>average
this includes babies and elderly people, are you really this much of a dumb cunt or just pretending?

also yes, we dont really like being interracially intimate (unlike you with abos and emus)

>>76005964
Read the fucking post you dumb retard jesus christ

>>76005916
I'm not from Auckland

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>>76005964

>>76005953
No-one is saying Hungary isn't beautiful. We're just saying the sub-humans that live there don't deserve that land, or to share the same air as the rest of the world.

I would genuinely rather 40,000 Zimbabwean anti-white racists come to England than one Hungarian family smelling up the street with their """cooking""", trying to steal children to do their gypsy curses with and shouting in the street in their drug crazed stupors

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>>76006005
>No-one is saying Hungary isn't beautiful. We're just saying the sub-humans that live there don't deserve that land, or to share the same air as the rest of the world.

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>>76005953
Why use stock pictures? Why not go to the places? Are you too poor to leave the basement?

Here I saw a nice view of the Pacific Ocean, south Costa Rica

>>76005992
>He's from Auckland
Jesus mate, have a word.

>>76005841

Goulash is amazing tbf

>>76006021
>He's from London
jog on, Christ...

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Anyways guys, I have some things to do, so sadly I can't continue this really entertaining conversation.

Here's a pics, as you like statistics.
Have a nice day, subhumans.

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>>76006020
Love comfy pics like this that looks amazing. Can't wait to be back in my childhood room in Wales next week when I visit. Not quite as exotic but it was comfy as hell

Where were you when Costa Rica verbally and visually nuked some shit hole in Eastern Europe?

costa rica is mostly white and yet is just as shit as the rest of central america

>>76006047

>self reported

um sweetie xx

>>76006034
Shuuuush, don't let the stupid prick hear you say that, although I agree. Keep it on the DL though innit

>>76006020
Fuck off Thailad, you nonce bastard.

>>76006047
>your country is so irrelevant I don't even know which one you are

>>76006051
wales is pretty comfy
best looking part of the UK aside from the Scottish islands

>>76006088
>he's never been to Central London

>>76006088
You've never been to either.

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>>76006102
>muh buildings

>aussie hours

will come back this aft when these unfunny angry shits aren't sperging out.

>>76006088
I'm sure he's really, REALLY thankful for your approval

>>76006114
I've been to wales twice

>>76006102

Rasheed Al Jamal

>>76006146
No you haven't

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>>76006020
Here you go chimp

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>>76006135
is it angry hours already?

>>76006182
you're always here so does it really make a difference

>>76006179
ok

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Is Costa Rica a fractal?

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>>76006020
Here's one from my latest rape trip to Italy with my horse archer boys

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>why yes, i did move to south east asia for "work"

>>76006208
Clearly fucking not, you spacker.

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>>76006243

>>76006286
your post made me ill

>>76006331
what's this

fuck everyone in this thread

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>>76006331
Fucking state

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-moment-eddie-izzards-beret-8761620

>>76006373
thanks

me and my mate

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497183473606.webm

just flushed out the hole in my cheek left by surgery and a bunch of white shit came out of it

disgusting

>>76006409
bit gay

>>76006413
What did you have surgery for, you fat mess?

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Mea culpa e delicia

me and two blokes I just met

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497183473606.webm

>another kurva anyawhateverthefuckthatmeans edition


this gimmick has gone a bit far too long, not a fan tbqh

>>76006447
wisdom teeth removed

rome is in italy

>>76006409
poor technique

just done a fat shit

>>76006511
>shit
we say poo round these parts m8

>>76006409
looks painful

>>76006478
Someone can't handle the banter

@scotland
What is the difference between banter and patter?

*posts in /brit/... LIKE A BOSS*

>>76006523
Fuck off, reddit.

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>STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

wat say /brit/?

The post after mine is
>>76006585

no it isn't

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>>76006579
>>76006585

it really isn't

*posts in /brit/ FTW*

>>76005315
Hello anglo friends, zis is my first time visiting /brit/. Do people get triggered in here if somebody uses non-British spelling, like 'color'?

I have special post-predicting powers that work sometimes

>>76006601
can't see this catching on

awesome dude

alri I'm here to sacrifice virgins, who wants to go first?

>>76006620
that's the bread and butter of /brit/
guranteed to get you a couple of (you) s

>>76006620
If you prefer to speak Third World English rather than Proper English, it is entirely up to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSX13jgRxI4


choon

>>76006669
you stupid boy

girl_with_lots_of_makeup_holding_pint_of_guinness_at_cheltenham.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KbeqN7pZ4&list=FLPPw_LLmZj17jxiX5DkbvWw&index=6
Does this bloke wear lipstick?

>>76006722
why's her head so big?

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REAL BRUSSIE HOURS

>>76006704
shit

the generalized traveler

Nothing is better than watching an entitled woman get shut down. I had a hot girl come up to me while I was smoking outside a bar and ask me for a cigarette. I said no. Her brain visibly short-circuited. She couldn't process that a man would ever say no to her. She tried to convince me, even resorting to a sob story about losing her luggage, but after telling her no three times I just straight up ignored her until she went away. She went over to her friend and started bitching about me, which gave me a good laugh.

>>76006732
*walks toward you*

loves going out and partying with friends! loves playing football,squash and addicted to the gym!!!

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>>76006579
>>76006585

>>76006749
Good lad

>>76006744
you replied before even half the song was heard

it's a big choon

>have minor acne when i consistently follow a specific regimen
>do nothing but soap my face for two days and have almost accutane commercial tier acne
ah yes ah yes do enjoy this at the age of 19

>>76006749
good show la

>>76006749
That doesn't seem to me like very gentlemanly behavior, lad.

>>76006795
cuck

>>76006795
>behavior
FOY

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>>76006722

>>76006779
?

MOTIVATE ME LADS

>>76006784
Does your face hurt all the time with acne?

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Mornin NeetBuddies <333

Sex will always sell as long as we allow primitive dominance of simpletonia - a state where a lot of people live.

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>>76006837
No. Mine isn't so cystic but an almost facially ubiquitous pore inflammation like a rash. I'm getting scarred too. A burst like this now puts new permanent scars on my genetic trash face.

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>why yes, I speak the Queen's English

*enters thread acting like a complete retard when in actuality I'm a super genius with an IQ of just over 300*

HUURRR DURRR POO IN MY BUMBUM HAHAAA

>>76006829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
I believe in you

>>76006867
good ost

*enters thread like an intellectual when im actually a real retard*

whomst is here?

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>>76006844
Jokes on you I got a good job lined up starting next monday la xx

>>76006901
Professional bumhole rimmer?

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>Sex will always sell as long as we allow primitive dominance of simpletonia - a state where a lot of people live.

>>76006896
how retarded are you?

>>76006880
kekked

>>76006829
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

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>>76006912

my ears a re burning

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mashina

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>>76006909
Aeronautical controls engineer xx

Any jobs that let me sleep all day and pretend to work?
Thinking maybe air traffic controller

>>76007002
mattress quality tester

>>76007002
lawyer

I need a power outlet

woke up to another text from my landlord asking for the rent
£265 and i currently have -£20 in the bank, oh good

>>76006931
so what's your IQ then?

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tfw slept 4 hours

might take up jogging again. been lazy as all fuck the last few months

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>>76006579
>>76006585

>>76006374
>that is robbery!
ooh, he's been on a course hasn't he

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>>76006844

>>76007002
>air traffic controller
going to be automated within 10 years so dont bother.

>>76007080
borderline

>>76006844
I work nights lad

>>76007153
must be a pretty lonely existence

/brit/?

Going to be automated in 10 years or so, wouldn't bother.

>>76007162
it's quiet and productive

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mummy yelled at me for about two hours last night

>>76007170
Already is

>>76007193
why

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>>76007158
i'll never find the unshopped version of this kitty will i

>>76007202
i asked her to make curry and she made me beans on toast, it just spiralled out of control when i started calling her an idiot

>>76005315
Dont get this maymay

>>76007215
Shees

>>76007215
cunt

>>76007215
what was she saying to you?

>>76007215
Should apologise to your mother RIGHT NOW for being an ungrateful cunt

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497216028306.webm

THE STATE

>>76007202
my awful sleeping pattern
my laziness
my lack of plans for the future
my lack of job
>>76007215
fuck off cunt, stop pretending to be me

>>76007232
>>76007238
>>76007253
>>76007257
Fuck off

>>76007246
She was calling me selfish, said I needed to get a job and stop being lazy. I kept saying "IT'S JUST A FUCKING CURRY" and she was sperging out because she wouldn't make it for me.

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>>76007222
thanks mate

>be considered good looking when my skin is clear
>lots of attention from average looking girls at work
>massively break out and all attention ceases
>back to the bottom of the totem pole
>repeat this cycle for years and years
hmmm wonder what this does for the psyche

>>76007276
fuck off you little shit

>>76007276
LOUIS YOU'VE GONE FERAL

IT'S NOT RIGHT

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Had this image on my computer for exactly 2 years last Saturday. Wonder if the la who made it is here...

>>76007279
he's big

>>76007254
not watching that codswallop

>>76007314
wew
i am indeed

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>>76007302
genuinely think that louis lad will be me soon

>>76007355
unbelievably bad post

>>76007290
Mate if your skin actually ruins your chances, you were never getting anywhere to begin with

Diana would have got it from me, right in her arse

>>76007276
it does sound like you might be a bit ungrateful. how old are you? how long have you been unemployed etc?

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>>76007364
at least he gets attention from girls sometimes

>>76007381
*follows*

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>>76007387

>>76007364
You've probably never had acne or to the severity I'm talking about. Just a small sprinkle of cysts nullifies all your good facial features - especially when you have very pale skin.

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>>76007290
you were probably more confident and fun when your skin was clear

Just had a Terry's chocolate orange for brekky

>>76006931
>7.6.2017

either this isn't yours or you're from the future

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kero kero bonito

>>76007448
good lad
had an egg custard tart myself

Just had Terry's chocolate cock for brekky

>>76007470
An Aussie posted it on /pol/.

>>76007480
>>76007448
prime runts

>>76007474
im a fan (i heard 2 songs)

>>76007480
>>76007448

runt life.

What's the most Deano car going around at the moment? Fiesta Zetec?

>>76006931
>25th percentile
>'average'
>9th percentile
>'low average'

What the fuck kind of distributions are these?

>>76007543
>>76007543
>>76007543


new


>>76007543
>>76007543
>>76007543

>>76007529
broad ones

>>76005841
>hey hey pay policeman bag of rice for use permit of car
>euro-arab, euro-russia bufferzone bitch for years
where the fuck did you get this you dumb fuck? There are more arabs in one street of London than in the whole of Hungary