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Cara is love
Cara is life
Cara is cute edition
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>making a thread 16 posts early when /cum/ (and /int/ in general) are dead as a doorknob
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>>76003525
LOOK AT IT
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>>76003543

I did it 10 posts early, aka the custom.
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This is what he looks like I have seen him in person.
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(not true by the way)
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Just found out that the head Bishop at my church - the most based man I have ever met - is a member of the Masonic Knights Templar.

Pretty cool.
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im in dire need of new cara pics

But its gonna be a while for her hair to grow back

she truly harmed my gimmick
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>>76003562
But that's not right
Old thread was at 294 when this thread was made and still isn't at 300
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installing just cause 3 boys
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>group member gets on 2 hours before the project is due and makes jokes like he hasn't been absent for the last three days
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>>76003613

you are gonna get bored after 2 hours
>>76003608
is at 304 idiot
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THE LONGER I'D STALL
THE FURTHER I'D CRAWL
THE FURTHER I'D CRAWL
THE HARDER I'D FALL
I WAS CRAWLIN' INTO THE FIRE
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>>76003591
>this is a 10/10 in Mexico
Triste
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>>76003623
>have a project due in one of my English classes
>we split up what we have to do between the three of us
>find out two days before it's due that they've done fucking nothing
Just thinking about it still stresses me out
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>>76003543
>Namefag desperate for attention
What else is new
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>>76003650

i bet you love knack, idiot
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>>76003591
didn't her face harm your gimmick?
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>>76003525

sure, if you are into men.
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>>76003670
>Mexican posts
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>>76003601
i knew mobile fags were trumples
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>>76003700

where are you getting this pics man
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>>76003655
Exactly why we have a slack server and it works perfectly fine unless someone decides to just never get on even though they're not doing anything
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>100F after this coming weekend
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>>76003732
Are wildfires raping your state yet?
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Does misafighting have any feet pics
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>>76003738

thats only down south
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>>76003525
r8 my cs boys
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>>76003722
Her IG. You in the back.
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>>76003745
Why do you lie?
>>76003761
Gross
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Hayley Williams > Taylor Swift >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C*ra
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Why is the Central Valley immune to wildfires?
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>>76003764

first of all

>2007

secondly, the areas in red/yellow only happen from dry lightning storms, and even then, are pretty rare
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>>76003761
css*

>>76003764
I spent like an hour learning css to do it
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>Why yes, it's much hotter here and I love it, do you not enjoy blistering heat
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I fucking hate summer

june-august is horrible
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>>76003784
Well I can't code but I'm just not a fan of the color scheme desu
>>76003780
Is this better?
http://www.fire.ca.gov/general/firemaps
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>>76003779
Isn't it just desert?
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>Isn't the central valley, one of the most fertile areas in the country and entire world, just desert
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>>76003774
Wrong post but an understandable mistake
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I shower twice a day thank you very much
Stay rekt champ
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>>76003802

somewhat, also farmland

>>76003801

this is more like it. You'll occasionally get maybe 1 or 2 wildfires up here, but theyre usually put out fast enough you wouldnt even notice
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>>76003824
Then explain why you're covered in acne
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No bully, I've never been to Cali except on vacation on the coast, and most of the drive over is desert
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>>76003841
You don't need to go to California to know the geography of the country you live in, brainlet
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>>76003525
cum lol
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>>76003841

its like this

except the bay area is fucked, its nothing like the central valley
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Gonna shower and go to bed
Night buds
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>forgetting the picture

haha, oh wow
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*enters the thread*
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>>76003892
delet
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>>76003816

This happens to us a lot.

50+ of Mexico's agricultural exports come from Sinaloa and yet many idiots believe the whole state is desert.
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>>76003834
Bad skin desu
I also have rosecea, scarring alopecia, I get lizard skin on the back of my hands if I don't lotion them daily, and the skin between my fingers and on my palms peels off a bit every now and then
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>>76003834
acne is not something to joke about man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwuiiTW9FEQ
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>>76003917
I was sure this was going to be one of those giant cyst/abscess popping videos.
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should I set my alarm for the nintendo conference or just sleep in
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>>76003935
watch the whole video. it gets really emotional
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I used to talk from a girl on the US that had

>cystic acne
>lazy eye
>crooked teeth
>receding gums

And on top of that she was poor and kinda dumb, i think stuff like that can only happen in the US
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>>76003942
sleep in desu

e3 has been particularly lackluster
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>>76003950
americans have bad genetics
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all girls in sinaloa wear make up like this, is kinda annoying.
>>76003942
Is gonna be lit AF
>>76003961
she was cuban

there is something on the water
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>>76003968
why do you like cara so much? i honestly don't find her appealing in any way
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>>76003525
does she like the bbc?
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>>76003984
She claims to be a lesbian periodically, but we all know that doesn't mean anything anymore.
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>>76003991

qt couple
I hope they fucked
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I'm a Ukrainian immigrant tho
Я тoчнa ни Aмepикaнcкиe, мoи дpyзья
Чики бpики
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why does the carafag always go away whenever i ask him about his stupid fucking obsession with that dyke

sinaloense puñetas
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WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE IT LIKE THE ORIGINAL

WHY
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I wanted to watch the Sony conference but I was tired so I slept through it. Did I miss anything interesting? Did they show Ace Combat or Armored Core or Death Stranding or anything?
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>>76004032
and why the need to post her all the time stupid bean
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>>76003562
He actually namefagging
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>>76004026

you can buy SotC again, please be interested in Days Gone, we LOVE INDIES
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>>76004051
t.xbot
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>>76004062
They show more at Paris games week Gamescon and PlayStation experience now
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>>76004055

thats literally what happened, you asshat
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>>76003525
>>76003559
>>76003670
>>76003681
>>76003762
>>76003803
>>76003968
>>76003991
>>76004062
>>76004032
She has literal moob-tier """"""""""""breasts"""""""""""""
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>>76004089
how can u even call those breasts lmao

more like mosquito bites
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>>76004080
>he doesn't love indies

Some top quality stuff there m8
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>>76004089
You may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like.
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if they announce a new Metroid tomorrow i swear i will cry.
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>>76003991
Tbh I've only ever seen her with black dudes
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>>76004098

Starchild and Moss looked cool, I guess

but thats about it
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the girl i like right now has mosquito bites

please dont raff.
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>>76004105
Ew you can tell she a roastie
>>76004111
>metroid
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It the new sonic or mega man

Nintendo don't give a shit about it go play federation force on your autism handheld
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Too much Cara discussion in this ITT
Let's talk about some actual QTs instead
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low top converse w/ short shorts
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>>76004133

>its the new sonic

step out of cryo sleep, my dude
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>>76004153
>implying those will be good

Fucking sonic fags made a bid deal about colors

Colors a mediocre subpar game is the best sonic game to come out in years inb4 b-but lost world isnt that bad
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Why is he so good?
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>>76004172

mania will be great, forces will continue the trend of 3D sonic games being trash
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Who here hyped for ps4 Spiderman
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>>76004178
>>76004178
never even heard a song from this chocolate man
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>>76004210

literally the GOAT rapper
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wu tang > Kdot
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how bad does baron get bullied for being the son of a retard?
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If Barron's anything like his father he's the one that does the bullying
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haha I got a smelly cock
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rip /cum/
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plain white over the ankle socks in black/ white Adidas rubber slippers on a hot sunny day
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>>76004262
He is shit, every single one of these rappers don't even write their own songs and they disappear within 1 month of every single album release. Same shit with every fucking person from j. cole to soulja boy not to mention the singing is perpetually braindead and might as well just be someone in a 4th grade class reading a poem with 1.4 million dollars of music equipment trying to make it marginally listenable.
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>>76004550

untitled unmastered was bretty good
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Best rapper coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvlCSswG9ZE
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>>76004550

Do you even know who Kendrick is?
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>>76004622
I used to own his to pimp a butterfly album
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i want to sniff her toes but,
what if she wants to sniff mine?

not sure how I'd feel about that but I guess it is OK
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ex got really really hot i can't take it
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NEED a quebecois gf
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From sonora
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>>76004111
all i want for switch is gamecube vc and mother 3
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>>76004664
go feel up her pussa
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He'd rather have
A buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
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>>76004683
she would text me from time to time but stopped once i turned her down a -kind of- date
she has another boyfriend now and ive had a few honey boo boos since but no one like her desu
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>>76004759
go for it bud you cant turn back time the opportunity wont be there forever
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>>76004670
>quebecois gf
just put a dress on a dog and voila
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>>76004792
i didnt want to before
i dont want to now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
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>suits are probably made in malaysia for $15-20
>marked up for 3-500 bucks in the states

disgusting
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>>76004815
are you religious or something

>>76004827
i saw somebody in my fb feed drop 2000$ in men's warehouse on a pair of suits

like are you dim or something
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reminder that Jesus IS the lord and the only path to salvation
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>>76004664
iktf bud
all i want rn is someone to cuddle and laugh at my jokes
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>>76004842
im a bushido, rebel without a cause, i swore loyalty to the dorito pope resident in this land and promised i'd do my best to make america great again, keep my aesthetic strong my philosophy awake and at 4am i will always play judas priest breaking the law
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can you even imagine $2000 a men's warehouse

do you just buy all the most expensive stuff and not get any sales or use any coupons at all?
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>>76004924
i don't know why i was expecting a corrido cover to exist
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gonna stupidly set my alarm for just before the conference

gnight, /cum/
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hehe

it is i

the Latvia

the one and only

whats up, lads
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>>76005055
night bud
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>>76004973
i wouldnt discard that possibility
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>he cant drive manual transmission
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Any of you guys live in a ghetto? Where at and what's it like?

>moved to the south side of St Pete, FL 6 months ago
>there's a spice addict living across the street from me who gets high and occasionally climbs the trees in front of my house
>nobody ever randomly fucks with me, but bumping into someone at the corner store can start a fight
>my neighbor got dragged out of his house in the middle of the night by 2 Jamaicans because he didn't pay them $20 for weed he fronted the day before
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>>76005181
Yeah its about as ghetto as you can get where I'm at.

>Lived here all my life
>There is a huge problem with translators at school because there has been a huge influx of refugees in the schools
>Translators that are hired are absolutely fucking useless because they don't speak the right dialect
>Highschools in Des moines now have over 100 spoken languages of different dialects
>This complete disconnect began to form into ghettos separated by languages
>Gang violence is now starting to get out of control, had a meth lab going on across the street from where I live where Iowa Narcotics Unit busted them and questioned me for hours
>Somalian refugee gangs, Myanmarian refugee gangs are beginning to form, cartels, Bloods & crips being imported from chicago ect ect.
>Can no longer leave the house after 10 because its too dangerous in my part of the city

its a slow creep and its not as bad as it sounds but the city is unrecognizable from 20 years ago.
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>>76003525
is that a trap??
i always see him as /cum/ cover and why his eyebrows are too thick
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Fuck Donnie J. Drumpf and white people
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>>76005368
>Iowa
Isn't that state like 90% white ? Jesus fucking Christ
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>>76005461
Yeah, our state was designated as a refugee resettlement area in the United States because of our education faculties or something like that. Des moines is 60% white at the moment but its getting bad and the white flight meme is real, because every news report of someone being shot on the Des Moines Register scares all your soccer moms.
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>>76005085
Long time no see, favorite poster.
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>>76005368
There's 4 drug houses on my street that I know of, one of them across the street from me. Meth isn't popular where I am but there's a huge pill and heroin problem. A few of my neighbors are on drugs but my mom lets them hang out at our house because they haven't stolen anything from us, but I've found some of their paraphernalia in our bathroom.
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>>76005526
ayyyy

b a d a b i n g
a
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a

b
a
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g

how are you
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>africans are not whi-
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weeeee
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>>76005594
Fentanyl is the new thing in Iowa. I hear stories from a few friends who are cops that they are somehow transporting it in from China where they make it in labs.

Its starting to kill people because dealers are buying/selling it and mixing it with heroin and cutting it together. Fentanyl is soo much stronger than heroin its also alot cheaper so dealers are mixing it to save money however when you cut it you can't tell which part has the most fentanyl or heroin so people just die from heart failure.

There are also rumors that there is a synthetic strain that is resistant to narcan which is what they fucking give you when you OD on heroin to bring you back to life.
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>>76003583
what do masons even do?
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>>76005739
Good things, and that's all I can say.
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>>76005739
Circlejerk and converse about their lives, arrange charities.
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>>76005677
What are the houses like in Des Moines' ghetto? Here they're fucking falling apart. There hasn't been any new construction here since the early 60's, but most homes here are from the 1920's or earlier. All the landlords are cheap and won't fix anything, especially AC.
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I am a bit scared of a rogue black hole destroying the solar system desu
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>>76005844
Black holes don't exist, dummy.
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>>76005808
The houses are in mostly good condition aside from the boarded up windows you see every so often and trash and shit in peoples yards. but they are beginning to fall apart fast because the decline only started to really hit the fucking fan in the past 20-30 years. I wouldn't doubt them to start to look indistinguishable from detroit in 10 years.

The home owners association used to have alot more influence.
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...it's time to blow this thing. get everybody and the stuff together.
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>>76005877
Here the opposite is happening. In the last 10 years or so the south side has gone from Detroit tier to Oakland tier. It's still a rough neighborhood, and witnessing crazy shit isn't out of the ordinary. I've seen cops swarm a car armed with shotguns and arrest a kidnapper. A bus I was riding got sprayed with bullets. A dude at the end of my street beat a girl to death with a sledgehammer in broad daylight. The list goes on.
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>Iowa is infested with shitskins
Is no place sacred for globalist cuckolds ?
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>checking out phone reviews
>decide to go to amazon because it has many American reviews
>mfw I find out American phones are vendor locked, can have offers and advertisements on the lock screen
Your country truly is cucked by the corporate jew.
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In which country should I migrate? Murica, Finland, Swedistan, Moscow, Estonia?
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>>76006244
St. Petersburg, Florida
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>>76006244
Portland, Oregon
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cara is getting blacked stop posting her
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>tfw only low quality flag bearer country because i cant draw
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xd stayed up all night
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>>76006652
heh good one chris
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>>76006652

XX-^DDDDDD
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I'm still staying up all night cuz its still night
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>>76007441
>>76006947
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getting real tired of formication
especially at night while I'm trying to sleep
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the gf
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>>76005675
Nerd
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>>76006440
I lyk
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didn't sleep
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>>76008706
wtf

>>76008722
:D
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The alt right ladies and gentlemen
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I've decided
gonna buy my anime expo pass when I get home from work
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>>76004020
>How to ruin a beloved game/game series pt.1
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post yfw fIags on /pol/
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>>76010964
wahoo~
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>>76008685
good pic
sent you gold
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ah yes, good old insomnia

I didnt want to sleep anyway
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>>76010964
Wooo
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>>76010677
Have fun :)
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really fucking tired
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*sharts*
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How does one acquire a japanese gf
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Daily reminder
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>>76012962

you cunts laughed at me for wanting a car with good gas mileage

fuck you
>>
Russian influence from the US must be eradicated. Too much of the Foundation of Geopolitics has been achieved. This great nation is falling prey to Russia's ruinous intentions. Native Americans beware of foreign influence.
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Damn he really is autistic
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>>76013129
delet this. He's like 11 or something
>>
Someone called me twice this morning and I missed it.
I hope they call again, i'm so bored
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>>76013460
I called it back and it was some lady with a wrong number
:^(
>>
reading the funnies in the local newspaper
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>>76013755
Post sum
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im back from work you guys
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>>76013819

Dennis bringing the Bantz
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not many good strips today, tbqh

Pears before swine is another lame pun joke
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A man walks into a bar.
"Ouch!", he yells.
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>>76013861
Why
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>>76013152
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>>76013087
Our government has indoctrinated you into believing that Russia is the enemy ever since they got rid of their national debt to the Rothschild's banking system and the CIA stopped having nearly as much of a reason to exist.
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>>76014358

*one ruple has been deposited into your account, comrade*
>>
xd xD
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>>76014358
Russia is bad for business
>>
>>76014172
A couple of unflattering photos of a 11yr old make him autistic?
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>>76014380
I literally fight commies on the streets kek
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>>76014358
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>>76015123

/our guy/
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>>76015142
I have to present my important project today
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>>76015171
Don't care
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Like my new tattoo?
>>
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>if you take a problem gamblers money away, the problem goes away
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im back from sleep you guys
>>
Alright lads, just saw a qt on tinder that I have already gone out with on 3 dates before. I swiped right but I'm probably just gonna say hey and unmatch. Like, she just texted me yesterday, so idk if she will be offended that I'm already on tinder trying to get pucci again. Not that I care too much, but she was still nice and had solid friend potential.
>>
>>76015544
this is a slut free general, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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>>76015544
Get out normie scum
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>>76015637
B-but I'm a kissless virgin. Why do you think I just went on three dates with her? I was too autistic to make a move. I'm on tinder because /fit/ made it so girls message me first, and I don't have to have the wall of autism I typically get in irl social situations.
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>>76015779
Can't fool me slut
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>>76015845
cool pic

im a normie by 4chan standarts though
>>
>tfw forgot how to greentext
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>>76015993
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>>76016037
heh
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>>76015993
Got your fucking cool pic right here
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>>76016141
hehe

kitty balls
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>>76015993
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>>76016233
i shall be saving this image
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hello, anon...
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>>76016285

T-Todd!

I-I was just adding Fallout 4 to my steam wishlist...
>>
This E3 has provided me with literally nothing to be even slightly excited about.

I guess that's good for my wallet though
>>
>>76016335

new wolfenstein looks decent
>>
>>76016335
Metro exodus looked aight
>>
>>76016335
no man's pirate
>>
>>76016360
>>76016388
>>76016412
all games I would wait until they were on sale to buy tbqh
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>BING BING
>WAHOO
>LET'S A GO
>WAAH
>BANANA
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>this post made by lego country
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Hey U.S.
THINK FAST
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N-NO don't kill me!!!
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*beats denmark within an inch of his life*
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>>76016640
*Stops you*
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*nurses denmark back to health so he can be beaten again*
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nothing personnel kid but i need the legos
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>>76016640
>Burgers
>think
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*walks into Calgary and orders a roast beef sandwich*
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>tfw everyone responds to me becase they like me
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10 minutes, boys
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>>76016795
*walks into your mum and orders her roastie*
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>>76017106
HAH good one canada
*raises hand so you can high five me*
>>
dumb ghetto woman nearly ran my over when she tried turning as I was crossing the street, then she gave me a sassy attitude like I wasn't supposed to cross the street like a normal human being
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>>76016277
Dont
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>>76017192
Racist
>>
>>76017131
*prepares to high five denmark*
>>
*shoots a shart rocket inbetween canada and denmarks hands before they connect the high-five*
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i have a follow up question for my trip to cali
how are cigarette prices?
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>>76017516

theyre like...6-7 bucks minimum, I think?
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>>76017581
i thought it would be more expensive desu
>>
>>76017683

could be, I dont generally look at cigarettes
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>>76017516
Dont smonk
>>
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PRIME 4 CONFIRMED

PRIME 4 CONFIRMED
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>>76017792
At least metroid is still around
>>
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*coughs*c-canada *coughs* you.. you ok?
the fuckin shart.... i'm injured canada
I don't think i'm gonna make it
>>
I want my calculus professor to /ss/ me
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*loads chamber*

just think of rabbits, Denmark
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>champions amiibos
>no amiibos for best girl
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>that's it

this is officially the worst E3 I have ever seen.
>>
odyssey is going to be GOTD

holy shit
>>
>WAAAHOOOOO
>>
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>>76018054
You have autism.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw
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>>76003525

some Cara pics make me want to Barf and some make me hard as diamonds. How can someone be so hot/not depending on their clothes/angle of the pic?
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>a commie responds to me
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>>76018718
Something about her eyes that can make her look like a crack whore sometimes
>>
this capture mechanic looks so fun
>>
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Hey guys
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>blue hair
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>>76018897
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>>76019163
you never get tired of making those pepe, do ya?
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>>76019163
Hello
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>>76019256
I don't make them
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need this OST, if Im being honest
>>
>>76018718
Professional photographer/angles/editing

The best measuring stick is in person
>>
E3 WAIFU SPOTTED
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>>76019448
fuck marry kill?
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>>76018271
Ya it's been horrible.
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fuck the usa and its allies
long live assad
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>>76019502

kill
school in Smash
Marry
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I got a little less than 6 more months for kgf2k17
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extended healthcare coverage, disability coverage, life insurance all for free, comprehensive dental care practically free, pension plan with matched contributions
feels good to be a wagie
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>>76004133
btfo
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>yfw bethesda releases irl skyrim where you buy a sword and shield and deus vult
>>
ANOTHER METROID

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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left or right, /cum/?
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>>76019887
dont post my gf (on the right)
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>>76019887
left, but I'd buy her a pair of better looking eyebrows first
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>>76019920

thats MY gf

I still have pictures of her from last E3
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>>76019887
what a qtpi
>>
this game looks so fucking good, holy shit
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all of the cheapest hotels near anime expo are booked and the cheap hostel is over an hour away by train
i want to die
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>>76020675
should have done your planning sooner
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>>76020818
i know
i'm not going to give up now though
i'll even turn to reddit to share a room if need be
i am going to do this even if i die trying
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>>76020675
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>>76020219
yeah i'm really liking this
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>>76020869
Alpha
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New
>>76021004
>>76021004
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