/brit/

first is the worst, second is the best

fuk whitey

edit: wow this comment really blew up while I was away. thanks for all the upvotes and reddit gold!

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24hour flight tomorrow. Hope the parcelman doesn't get me.

OY

imagine not rating Zidane is the world's greatest ever footballer

don't know where to post lol

dark souls 3 suddenly is only getting around 30-40 fps when i play and it will occasionally just to 10-15 and stay like that until I restart it
was never like that before, it used to run smoothly at 60 fps no problem

>>76003434
Only won one world cup. Didn't change the game.

banned from kc for 'using a proxy' because i posted in their /brit/ thread
imagine if 4chan had a rule like that

>>76003453
need a tan lines gf

>>76003451
A frenchman would hate on his own mandem

m8

world cups are for casuals

>>76003463
wtf I love krautchan now

>>76003473
Just telling it like it is.
Prefer rugby anyway

>>76003486
autistic lisicki screeching incoming

why doesn't he just delete the old threads instead?

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>Prefer rugby anyway

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>mfw white people still exist

>>76003486
zidane's presence made every other guy on his team better

oh look i pass it to him and he does good rather than take mandem on and fucking lose ini

m8 drunk 2bh

that aside

zidane is GOAT

also Rugby is a shit sport no history with no technical skill

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SO I SAID TO MY WIFE. SHUT UP BITCH, SUCK MY DICK, LICK MY ASS AND MAKE ME A FUCKIN SAAAANDWICH

>>76003495
lol you called it

If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

>>76003522
WOOAAAH

you don't know where i've been lou

>>76003522
HARRUMPH ON SUICIDE WATCH!

should have known better than replying to the tripfag
my bad

deviated from my usually shampoo and conditioner and purchased a different brand today

should be interesting to see if there's any real difference in how my hair looks and feels and lies

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>tfw no Spanish gf

If the U.K. really wants to thrive, they need to focus on developing Scotland and Wales to the save level as southern England....just my sense

Not talking often is damaging my speaking abilities, I'm starting to slur a little

>>>/fa/12531517

>>76003598
what's an incel

Want a short hair gf because I like to imagine that she'd be less emotionally needy and clingy

>>76003603
someone who is involuntarily celibate

>>76003610
short hair on a girl is a sign that she's mentally unwell beyond the acceptable range for women

doing the virgin chocolatey cereal for breakfast well past the age of 12 aha

>>76003593
wtf me too

Think the next time I pee in a public restroom I'll drop my pants around my my ankles and piss in the urinal with my ass showing like what a small child does.

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>short hair on a girl is a sign that she's mentally unwell beyond the acceptable range for women

top o' the mornin to ye laddies

aussies killed the thread

>>76003666
I'm sure the US leads the world in their sitting scores

>>76003593
Nah mate that's just pretty standard aussie speaking

>>76003735
>tfw going to be back to a Union Jack next week when I return home

Thank god, hate these people thinking I'm an Aussie

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Europe OUT

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Dont wanna get too big xx

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internet went out for 15 minutes

*observes and studies a piece of rope*
Ah yes, the ole 'cide.

>>76003754
If this actually happened it would make me far happier than it should.

>>76003797
fuck off nonce

>>76003809
post the original navy seal pasta and I'll fuck off for 30 minutes.

the original navy seal pasta

bruce did it now fuck off nonce

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>>76003843
I'M NOT BRUCE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76003837
>>76003843
no no, this is no good at all. Assuming you're not fresh from reddit you know what I mean.

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The Poppy gf

>>76003866
alri very good, see you after lunch.

>>76003757
lower faggot

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*rides towards you*

back from some urbex

Jah Jah city

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>7am
>eaten 1200 calories

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Off to work in about 10 minutes

WISH i were quebecois lads

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off to work lads

>>76003911
>>76003921
ooft

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on the bus to work

>>76003911
>>76003921
feeling for you lads

Marxism is Jewish from top to bottom,straight from the deepest bowels of the Occult Talmud and Kabbalah.National Socialism was a reaction to this Talmudic/Freemason scheme.The world we live in is the triumph of Talmudic Freemasonry,and can any one say Europe has benefited from Jewish led multiculturalism,Jewish feminism,Jewish mass media,Jewish banking scams.If National Socialism had triumphed Europe would be a place we all could be proud of,today it is as decadent as Rome before its collapse.

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>>76003931
>>76003934
and also you lads

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Driving the shitter to work lads

been over two weeks since i had my wisdom teeth pulled and the sockets still hurt lads

Fan of the DUP lads

>>76003381
>'OY 'dition
hey /brit/
.
.
.

'oy!

Joined the DUP lads

why do I come here
it's so grim and everything is so meaningless

it takes so much effort just to make a single post, and the chances are nobody will reply to it

>>76003995
*burns woodchips*
where's my cash mate

>>76003997
'oy

@76003997
>it takes so much effort just to make a single post, and the chances are nobody will reply to it

Maybe for you lad, I'm a (You)-making MACHINE.

Business idea: Invade Russia in the winter by the time they can counter attack it is spring.

>>>/biz/2422391

/biz/ is making my willy hard

>>76004054
Really? /s/ makes my willy hard. You have a weird fetish.

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think I was raped lads

Fixing my sleep schedule lids

Have to stay awake an extra day

>>76004077
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497329351638.webm

>>76004086

>cutting out the part where she knees him in the balls

Disappointing

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>№76003503

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These planes are having a race, doesn't look safe

>>76004121
>It's afraid!

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>>76004150
>>76004155
Fucking indonesians they're all at it

wish the janny would ease up a bit, he's got me scared to post now

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>>76004086
don't think i could be raped

my willy just doesn't work when it's supposed to

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I had a dream: I fucked your brains out, right on that desk over there...you loved it.

>Macron is super pro EU and is looking to become enormously powerful after the election
>May is against the EU and is hanging loose after the election
Really made ya thunk.

>>76004166
fuckin poofta

>>76004169
What about your bum?

>>76004166
Deleted my thread about Israeli bus conductors :/

finding it difficult to imagine that there are a bunch of 4chan neckbeards out there who are rich from cryptocurrencies

>>76004175
funny how all these /pol/ retards whine about saving europe but hate the only thing helping it (the EU)
just my two sense

>>76004177
Bit gay that question.

>>76004193
It's because Merkel and Juncker are pro immigrant twats.

Jo Penis

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Would love to stamp this cunt's throat out

>>76004054
never been on biz, what's these 'coins' every thread is on about? crypto?

>>76004228
Yes.

>>76004121
>>76004155
got him >>>/gif/10754519

>>76004281
>him
her

It's going to be 90 degrees this week.

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>>76004287

stepped in cat sick

>>76004193
The most perplexing thing for me is how british politicians decided that 51% brexit means hard brexit, take no prisoners, burn all the bridges style. If anything, such a weak result should mean that a middle of the road approach is best, no?

>>76004320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_to_moderation

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one of the animals has left his cage today
in search of better things so it seems to be

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Me after a nandos

>>76004320
No because those 51% voted for a proper full BREXIT. Middle ground isn't necessarily better because it could mean you're in the worst of both worlds. Democracy is democracy.

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>>76004337

>>76004334
delete this

>>76004287
australians are yankified europeans

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"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a CIS white male's testicles - forever."

>>76004338
>No because those 51% voted for a proper full BREXIT.
Citation needed

From what I've heard, a lot of people did not actually know what they were voting for, as the election campaign had been so infected and full of hyperbole and factual inaccuracies.

>>76004409
>From what I've heard, a lot of people did not actually know what they were voting for, as the election campaign had been so infected and full of hyperbole and factual inaccuracies.
citation needed

6hour layover in China. I have free wifi at the airport but I wonder if it will be behind the Great Firewall of China or not. Just got pointed out to me that it will be 6 hours of not being able to use google or access anything like 4chan.

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>>76004175
>>76004193
Wow! feel free to leave hence anytime.

symptoms:

1. chills and headaches
2. general ill feeling
3. high fever
4. muscle cramps
5. seizures
6. smooth, painful lymph gland swelling called a bubo, commonly found in the groin, but may occur in the armpits or neck
7. Gangrene of the extremities such as toes, fingers, lips and tip of the nose.
8. heavy breathing
9. continuous vomiting of blood
10. aching limbs
11. coughing
12. extreme fatigue
13. gastrointestinal problems
14. black dots scattered across the body
15. delirium
16. coma
17. shock
18. diarrhea
19. enlargement of the liver and spleen
20. low blood pressure
21. extreme pain caused by the decay or decomposition of the skin while the person is still alive

ah yes, the so-called "black death"

would rather be burned alive than get the bubonic plague desu lads

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work in 7 minutes

>>76004404
༼ つ _ ༽つ AMENO ༼ つ _ ༽つ

Murder, plunder fallaballa, clear the way
Cheating, stealing, diddly-idel-day
Ducking, diving, fallaballa, clear the way
Diddly-aidel-doh, diddly-aidel-day

>>76004451
all costa ricans should be killed

truck yeah

>>76004414
Like how the brexit campaign insisted that x money was being sent to the EU each week and it could simply be redirected to the NHS. That is so inaccurate that to say it's misleading is to be overly generous.

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At my desk

>>76004451
Not as bad as Ebola where your tissue becomes necrotic from the hemorrhaging, resulting in your insides literally falling apart and disintegrating in your body.

was going to ask a ladyfriend out to dinner but don't have the guts

think that gimmick is a bit shit
you know what one, not going to make him feel special by naming it

>>76004477
"if you're not in on time, I'll cut your shifts"

just ate a huge piece of rotisserie chicken

dipped it in ranch dressing

yummy

>>76004418
only the captcha is banned there
do you use a pass?

>>76004505
fuck off murderer

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>>76004488
>nearly 1 year later the NHS bus is still making leftists shit themselves

>>76004505
>ranch dressing
What is this, American person?

hate the work gimmick
neet and proud

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philosophical proposition: scottish twitter is black memes but for white people

>>76004509
Yes I do, that's cool then. I will be shitposting with a chinese flag for 6hours while I try not to eat dog sndwhiches then.

what would you even do without work lads

it gives life some meaning

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On the bus home from work

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>>76004193
>"two sense"
please tell me that's nothing more than a prætense to retardation.
>>76004175
>>76004320
>>76004409
>"Citation needed"
Ho-ho, I was more than ready for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghdvVbtowM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEDnB0raTQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FanFwiMkI3U

>>76004521
it's what fat people put on salad

>>76004532
where's your final destination la?

>>76004533
Hang out with my mates all day and drink pints

>>76004533
shitpost on 4chan and wank all day

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This triggers the Mick.

>showering everyday before work

don't know how people manage to do this

>>76004542
Amsterdam I guess, but only spending 6 days there until I fly back to the UK. Do you travel a lot yourself cause I'm shitting myself about the flight and also the boredom of a 6hour layover

When was the last time you made a post so stupid or thoughtless that you just left the thread?

>>76004556
It wakes you up and once you get in the habit of doing it you feel grim if you don't

>>76004560
few weeks ago

>>76004558
>6hour layover
ayy, where?

lack of pussy is the root cause of all global instability

>>76004418
it will
I had a stop in China and couldn't post without a proxy

Makes more sense to me to shower before bed

No rush in the morning and it helps keep your bed clean

>>76004560
never as my post quality is unimpeachable

>>76004575
grow up

>>76004560
When was the last time you got face bashed in by my fists?

morning lads
morning nonce

>>76004564
I wash my hair once a month

>>76004573
nvm, just read up a bit.

>>76004493
yeah but the plague is more painful because your body starts to rot and after a few days the swellings burst and leak blood and pus, it is really gross and one strain of the plague has a 100% mortality rate

>>76004575
this, we should incentivise people to have daughters and abort sons

>>76004588
I wash my hair every other day, if not every day.

>>76004586
and there it is

finally got confirmation from my work that I can just take the summer off and relax

downside is not being paid so I can't go on any big trips

>>76004604
>falling for the shampoo jew
lol

>>76004575
those ISIS slimes are getting plenty of GOAT pussy and they're STILL mercilessly rampaging
0/10 theory, Germ.

>>76004604
didn't ask

Having an irregular sleep pattern is interesting if you live in a city

you get to see it completely deserted then slowly start up

>>76004590
Guangzhou to be precise

>>76004625
propaganda

in reality most of them are KHVs

>>76004558
not really but I did fly to china a few weeks ago, layover was only two hours but the flights themselves felt hellishly long. won't be any better travelling that far
those layovers are kind of nice desu, get a chance to walk around (have long lanky legs so kind of need it) but six hours is pushing it.
fuzhou airport is surprisingly nice but limited stores/ restaurants, where are you stopping?

>>76004579
Are VPNs illegal in China? My Hong Kong layover last year I had no problems but assumed it wasn't behind the firewall. I have a VPN but I don't want to get myself arrested for a few hrs of shitposting

>>76004625
Maybe they should stop fucking goats

>>76004614
you're doing it wrong, you're supposed to find private tutor work. :|
>>76004624
>>76004630
my hair smells nice :3
>>76004637
ex gf is from there :/

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>>76004656
>LOOKING for work
oh you poor sad foolish little man

>>76004648
Guangzhou. I'm short so I actually didn't mind the flight here, was with Cathay though so had a short layover and lots of legroom and movie options. Returning with China Southern cause they're half the price but apparently the service is fucking awful (nobody speaks English) and I assume legroom is compromised. Not sure what to take with me to check in though cause I booked with a third party so I don't have boarding passes yet (no online check in).

>>76004649
nah they're legal, I know a foreigner whose company provides a vpn for him lmao
>>76004637
think that airport might be relatively new and big enough for decent places to eat

>>76004656
lol your flag is gay

thailad i need an opinion on something

>>76004649
no idea
probably
China is alright but too many gay little rules make it no fun for an extended stay, that and its become "plastic" as fuck

so many interesting faces to observe on public transport

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My phone is old so the touch screen doesn't work well any more

Making just one post takes some time and effort and relies heavily on autocorrect

>>76004674
Still.. how long is it exactly? All summer?
>>76004693
I know you're my evil bizzaro twin, just don't try anything funny.
>>76004695
ok

>>76004714
Get a Motorola 'budget' phone. They have full HD screens and good processors/RAM yet are relatively cheap

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>>76004590
>>76004596

>>76004722
until august apparently
sucks because I'm losing out on 2 months pay
but it beats the alternative of moving to some other city for the summer and having to get my shit sorted out there all over again then come back here and do the same in 2 months.

I'm thinking of getting a part-time bartending job

so many interesting feces to observe on public transport

lads... m8s

...lads?

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girls like his face apparently

>>76004749
Don't tell me you tasted them.

>>76004737
I can easily afford a new phone I'm just a
skinflint

Work's fine otherwise

>>76004765
pls go

>>76004747
bit shit they don't pay you, suppose you're a noob though. Maybe something to do on craigslist or the local equivalent, as long as you can cover living expenses it'll be new and interesting at least.

>>76004765
That face doesn't match that body.

How embarassing for him.

>>76004686
I've heard china southern is better these days, iirc they won "most improved airline" a few years in a row because they were so shit to begin with lmao. compared to cathay though it will be poor
you can just show up to the counter and give your name/ passport, that's enough to get a boarding pass. sometimes they want proof that you're leaving the company within three days if you don't have a visa though so keep the details of the next flight loaded on your phone
they should know enough english to give you meal/ drink options.

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>>76004709
>>76004732
He will haunt you: stay away from Mawi.

>>76004747
what was your job?

>>76004786
I still get paid for the work I've already done, but for the summer all the schools are out and they said my options were to JUST myself and move to some other city to do shit summer work or just take it as a sabbatical

president toilet bog fart

>>76004791
because you're better looking, right?

gets funnier every time I hear it
only 3 years to go!

>>76004826
in 3 years it will be the year 2020 lol

>>76004812
prostitution
gun for hire

Hate mornings
Hate working
Love Mr. Berg at work

Simple as

>>76004795
Awesome dude, cheers for the help, didn't know if I needed to print any documentation or whatever cause I don't have a printer. Depending on how this goes I'll splash out on a Cathay flight when I come back to Aus (assuming I can sort my fucking visa's out to return)

>>76004859
tough guy eh?

>>76004814
doing nothing and being parsimonious seems like the worse of the two options imo.

Remember when I was in school and found out adults don't get holiday periods like schoolkids do

was actually horrified

>>76004885
teachers do

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>parsimonious

>>76004890
yeah but they still have loads of marking and lesson preparation to do over it

>>76004867
you mean an australian visa?

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>>76004868
wanna find out pal?

>>76004893
you'll thank me one day when you come up against a particularly arduous crossword puzzle.

have to stay awake till 10pm to fix the 'dule
already dying

>>76004912
Yeah, my Visa runs out on Sunday so I intend to re-apply straight away for a tourist 1 year visa to come back to Aus and keep on holiday-NEETing it up until I run out of money which probably won't be any time soon.

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>>76004881
you pretty much named my life's ambition right there

>>76004926
ditto but I got work at 6pm
get some coffee you pussy

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>doing crossword puzzles

might make some breakfast lads

*undercooks 12 eggs and covers them in onions garlic and jalapenos*

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>>76004949
haha alri, enjoy!

>>76004984
haha it's whatshisface from the big bong theory

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>>76005007

>>76005012
I know I was never destined for great things when things like this still make me crack a smile.

why do people get so mad when they lose at chess lmao

>>76004948
gl
should be easier than a chinese via, had to cough up 100$ and a birth certificate for it

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>>76005024
After I first saw it I couldn't get 'baz lurman' said in an autistic big bong theory voice out of my head for days

fun fact lads

a tourist visa for iran costs 75 euros

Hooking the sucking machine up to the ejaculator lads.

>>76004987
serve it with some ezekiel bread and youre good to go

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>>>/tv/83866483
>Jackie Chan is dead
>oh wait it's /tv/
>look it up anyway
>they were actually telling the truth

This hurts nearly as badly as Spock dying

What happened the archives?
All 3 archivemoe, RBTAsia and desuarchive are fucked.
>this gap
Tue 11 Apr 2017
Wed 05 Mar 2014

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>>76005065
>autistic big bong theory voice
this is literally it, it's when you read it in his voice.

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in the mood for a ghibli movie

which one should it be?

wuz

kangz

baz lurman

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mate pretended to have learning difficulties to the school psychologist - and now gets extra time in exams and free stuff from uni.

he got the idae from a posho mate of his who did the same tihng.

then i was reading about independent schools yesterday, and apparently 1/5th of the students at the those schools get extra time and disability concessions as opposed to only about 1/10th of those in state schools

doing a think

>>76005094
STOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLdDjLEIpzI

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CHAZ

>>76005117
get out of here with your bollywood dance dance hindi movies

>>76005149
I always wanted to fuck Jade when I was a little kid. Wanted her to be my gf and everything. Didn't even know what a waifu was but I think that was it

turtle you in?

>>76005148
Found out my NEET friend who was never the brightest chap but was far from disabled is on permanent centrelink because he told the government he had a learning disability in school and got into a special extra class for retards and now he gets lifetime NEETbux for being a retard but he actually isn't he's just a little dumb.

>>76005148
people here fail dyslexic tests so they can drop irish class

>>76005184
alri turtle

Reminder the Brendan Cox was a sex pest before he started dining out on his wife's death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3298572/New-charity-scandal-Save-Children-executive-quits-women-s-complaints-inappropriate-behaviour.html

>>76005184
same guy

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>>76005162
>thailad doesn't know what ghibli is

lul

"baz lurman" is making me howl

not sure why

>>76005184
aha alri

>>76005220
You already said that thailad mate
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>>76005216
Rare filename

>>76005213
What a scummy thing to do. An absolute bell end.

>>76005229
baz lurman

>>76005209
>>76005192
yeah.

I think what is shocking me about it thoguh is that - private schools seem to be really exploiting this loop hole.

No wonder they get better results if 20% of them are getting to sit exams for an extra 30 minutes. I imagine most of the state school cases are legitimately people with dyslexia and learning difficulties.

wish I had the gall to game the neetbux or schooling system
did chinese as a second language in highschool and was alri, but was too good so I would've had to take intermediate level chinese in the last two years. found out later if I'd just done some random language like spanish for a year before I could've taken foundation level chinese and would've been a piss easy course and actually useful
instead had to take beginner spanish because my course demands a second language

who /ulsterman/ here?

>>76005249
wew

>>76005275
mussus muy

>>76005315
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>>76005315
>>76005315
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>>76005148
always hated those twats in uni

it was painfully obvious they were just faking it for more time

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Some guy just took a police officers gun in Germany and shot them multiple times. Guess which gender the police officer was

Wish me da got me into hurling as a child
>>76005275
Mise

>>76005325
>20 early

>>76005258
there's probably a lot of poshos that had one disabled kid later in life and pump a bunch of money into them and their schooling
have a cousin who's at least 10-15 years younger than me despite his mum being a year older than mine. has a lot of behavioural issues and his parents insist on him going to this really prestigious grammar school. wouldn't be surprised if they lump him in with the tards

chess is a mind game