/cum/

Best poster (me) coming through

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NO POLITICS

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Minnesota isn't white

even bester poster (me) has arrived

>>76002019
they're sure as heck whiter than you

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Anime

>>76002019
Hey Urkel

cum lol

Saw some baby geese today

Mexicans will always be a bottom because mexico is below america.

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>>76002033
Ummm no they're not

>>76002041
Anime?

>>76002042
Hello

>>76001182
The film industry was less cynical

Anime is for manchildren

i honestly can't remember the last time i played a videogame :(

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>Anime is for manchildren

Not showering and letting your body become disgusting is for manchildren

IT'S A CALI THING, BABY

>>76002057
Anime website

Good thing I shower twice a day

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>>76001985
Post god-tier snacks

>>76002052
So why do you hate Minnesota?

>>76002082
My nigga

Obviously you use no body wash because that acne is awful

>>76002063
are you poor?

>>76002078
Yes and?

>>76001985
who took the time to paste all those fucking flags

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>there are "people" browsing this board right now who complains about anime posted on a japanese-owned anime imageboard

>>76002082
have a pint of ben and jerrys in the fridge with my name on it

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/cum/ anime

>>76002063
You should get into emulating old consoles like the SNES, PS1 and the like. It's really cheap (you only need a moderately powerful computer at the very worst extremes) and you can literally find most ROMS online.

I just have bad skin okay? :(

>>76002097
No just a busy boy

Holaaa

>>76002116
Results will vary. Some like SNES and genesis is excellent, others not so much. Consoles like N64 have games that are still unplayable.

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>named Cara
>posts even Cara less than before

i have really good skin specially on my face

i think thats the reason people think im friendly

*kisses canada*

i seem to have a face that people just want to talk to instinctively. it's a bit annoying at times

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>>76002089
Why wouldn't you hate Minnesota?

I have the face of the 44%

Is the USA-Canada slapfight going to continue in this thread?

P.S. Canada elected a sissy leader because its a country full of sissies

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There's a high probability that former Mexican posters have been kidnapped or even killed.

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>>76002160

>>76002171
idk, they like hockey...

>>76002080
enjoy your dry skin

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i can post Cara all day if you want

I don't have a face

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>>76002168
>tfw people always ask me for directions or help

i like you caraposter but tbqh i don't find cara attractive at all

just got sad

How do i talk to people

>>76002217
the worst is if they hardly speak english and you have to get over a language barrier via gestures

I think Cara is ok looking, but I have yet to see any good pictures or even lewds

>>76002227
you can't

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>>76002218

you have the gays for me dumbass

there's nothing wrong with not being white

not quite fond of non whites

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About to fap to some lolis buds

>>76002217
once lead an elderly chinese couple that walked slow as hell to a train station a few kilometers away

i think they thought I was lying to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGgwkH5CkxE
>canadians

>>76002244
no no i like woman

The Wisconsin negro is Thad

>>76002244
Best reaction face tbhwyj(to be honest with you juan)

>>76002265
not a fan of the weird tiny sikh headwraps the kids have to wear

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>>76002274
I wish i were Thad

But he lives in Michigan

>>76002244
I-it's not gay to like cute traps.

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>>76002082

>>76002114
what flavor? partial to cherry garcia myself

>>76002303
Isn't that faggot in jail for like 20 years for bragging that he had cp on fucking facebook, then tried to damage control and say he didn't and it was just a joke?

>>76002303
He's a retard

>>76002303
>wanting to be a registered sex offender

>>76002321
Yeah. He got his bail revoked for posting on twitter the FBI didn't find a secret stash of CP and he's in jail till next october.

>>76002312
>partial to cherry garcia myself
yeah that''s my fav probably
think i have chocalote cookie dough or some shit, last time i had it though the last 1/5 had no chunks, which is fucked up for b&j

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>This is the intelligence of the average waifufag.

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>>76002361
is that seriously him

is he really out

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>>76002321
Yes

>>76002324
Yeah he is

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They call me. . .

K N O W E R

*Modern Classical intro sequence*

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>>76002361
>people still don't realize social media posts can be used against you

>>76002372
He's in jail till october 9th 2018.

>>76002372
>is he really out
he was out till he posted that immediately after being paroled

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>tfw unironic radical centrist

>>76002396
And then he had to accept the new plea bargin. Literally it's his own stupid ass fault he's still in jail. He could have gotten a shorter sentence if he stayed off the internet.

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>>76002406
>I'm radical

criminals are stupid

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e3 this year was really bad

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>>76002422
>criminals are stupid
>majority of criminals are black

>>76002446
Yeah it was awful

>>76002446
i didn't watch it, but I heard they tried to bring back the jew into modding

>>76002446
no different from almost every other year then.

Thad also was pretty political on sites like tumblr where he talked about pedo rights and how pedos are oppressed. It only made him look even more guilty.

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>>76002468
>pedo rights

>>76002457
>bring back the jew into modding
really tired of how cynical the gaming industry has become trying to pull shit like that

>>76002484
there are actually people trying to push it like trannies push their thing

>>76002456
Why do you hate your own kind so much? Not that it's undeserved.

>>76002493
atleast trannies aren't hurting anybody else with their shit

>right index finger aches all day
>figure it's because of some clicking shit
>left index finger starts to ache
>no obvious connection
what the FUCK

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>>76002484

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Reminder that radical centrism IS the new fedora. It is the atheism of politics. It's a re-branding of neo-liberalism yet I've seen dozens upon dozens of people with completely different political/social views adopt the title because they think it makes them seem intellectual. Zero respect for anyone who considers themselves such. An ounce of pity though

If i went to the gym and lifted 3 days a week for an hour 1/2, how long would it take me to build a visible amount of muscle?
i put on weight easily

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>>76002509
Wasn't that Pennsylvania supermarket shooter a tranny?

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https://www.google.com/patents/US20060145019
https://www.google.com/patents/US3675879
UFO guy still here? Take a look.

>>76002522
I was only being sarcastic about it earlier

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>>76002495
Because the niggers bullied me

>>76002491
they got slammed down pretty hard the first time. i'm not sure why they thought this would go any better.

EA brought re-skins you buy into Sims on their own, i'm not sure why they're trying do get modders to do it again. They must figure it's cheaper than having an employee do it.

some mod sites allow donations and patreon now anyways

>>76002465
You mean every year for like the past 5 years.

what type of heart felt message should I write on my facebook for my birthgay

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>>76002528
if you have to ask, you're not going to make it

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>>76002532

>>76002529
well him cutting his dick off didn't cause those people to die

Ironically people like thad are only hurting his cause and just more ammo for people who think pedos are undesirables. Really sad.

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>>76002522
was at Penn Station the other day and I saw this, it reminded me of (you)

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>>76002529
Yep.
>>76002562
Being mentally ill did though

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>>76002535
For being a weeb or being urkel?

>>76002509
well, they actually are. they are brainwashing young pre-adolesent kids to go on drugs that will change their bodies to fit the agenda their pushing.

i'm curious if there will be data collected on suicide statistics/ lawsuits for sex change stuff on under aged kids

/cum/ works better if you see all americans as chicanos, all canadians as chicanos afraid of Trump and more afraid of mexico and all mexicans as deported chicanos

>>76002528
5x5 until you can do 1rpm of 1/2/3/4pl8 on OHP, Bench, Squat, DL in that order.

Then you'll be ready to make it. So like, 1.5-2 years solid work and not falling off track.

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>>76002576
Both

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>>76002544
just answer it

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>>76002565
>tfw have to transfer in Jamaica

>>76002577
yeah that shit should be illegal
>>76002580
i don't think there's a single chicano on here

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>>76002522
>Rebranding of neo-liberalism
lmaoing

>I've seen dozens upon dozens of people with completely different political/social views adopt the title because-
Centrism has no definition? ',:^)

>they think it makes them seem intellectual
They'll pretend since they'll usually get rejected outright if they state their actual political affiliations, much like Macron did

>Taking shitposts seriously

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>>76002570
Please tell me someone actually did upload that to vocaroo.

>>76002580
/cum/ works better when the mexicans go to the latin america general

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Oh look it's that guy who impersonates South Dakota again

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>>76002604

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>>76002583
Why didn't you just heem them? Aren't you 6'1 + chimpout ability?

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tinder date cancelled

guess I'll be with you guys for tonight

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Am I right or am I right fellas? Hahaha (please fucking kill me)

got some tea brewin fellas

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Who /lamboland/ here? Ethereum, Litecoin, Bitcoin all about to mOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn

>>76002625
hello friend

too lazy to hatpost that tea post but just imagine i did instead

you won't see me posting in other generals! i am no whore

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>>76002601

nah

we are fine here

>>76002595
I don't know. I wasn't in that thread. I did find this from /k/ though:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/mnl2glgwqofrt/Andrew_Blaze_Suicide_Tapes#cmevx66ahmsox

>>76002625
why even bother with that shit
after trying to get girls to match, respond, hold the conversation, plan a date, then actually show up youve already wasted 500 hours

>>76002659
It's just you and 1-2 others though...

>>76002654
>i am no whore
>ohio flag is spreading its buttocks open
hmm

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I guess I will be entering the jurisdiction of Lamboland by myself, I will not forget you all while I reside there

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think i should go read and then do a sleep
not sure what ill do tomorrow
maybe kms

>>76002686

>going to bed at 9:30

unironically enjoy most canadians posts on /int/

>>76002637
BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO was the shit mayne. Too bad that last time it aired, I was 7 or 8 years old and I can't torrent anything right now due to college

>>76002685
when you're rich can you become my husband so we can be rich together

>>76002696
1030 here and ill read for an hour

It's 12:30 in the morning boys, this is the best time to be online.

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>>76002685
Aren't you already rather affluent?

What purpose does additional wealth give you?

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>>76002701
>beauty will never be your gf

>>76002702
Gold diggers please leave, I'm not your Donald Trump

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10:30 and i can barely keep my eyes open

>>76002700
Germany is trying to take our shitposter position

really want to buy a hero but i already spent $16 on burgers today

>>76002727
i also like your personality, i can tell from your posts

>>76002696
Its 11:30

>>76002737
Difference between you and australia is that australia is entertaining, you're just pathetic.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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It's so fucking hot, lads. I opened a granola bar and had to eat it before it melted.

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everyday i come here and say i need a friend

i am not kidding

>>76002757
i'll message you on discord sometime i've just been busy lately

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>>76002726
>What purpose does additional wealth give you?
I have an artsy side too, I take photographs, sketch pictures, read the classics, but nothing beats making shekels

>Going to bed before midnight
The weak need to fear the strong.

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>>76002749
Don't really want to start this again goof

>>76002757
i'll be your friend if you help me practiar español

>>76002739
Where did you waste 16 dollars burgers, I had five guys today and it was half as expensive

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i want to get married
i also want a job that makes me not want to be dead

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>>76002767
>I have an artsy side

>>76002785
five guys is still pretty costly

wtf is lamboland.

>>76002785
shake shack

>>76002788

*pulls that MF lever*

>>76002778
You're not funny canada and never will be.

>>76002791
a place where you are rich and own nice cars that cost the same as a small house

>>76002749
reddit tier opinion

>>76002789
Yes

>>76002790
Exactly, makes me wonder where he's buying burgers from. I like smashburger best though of all the meme places

>>76002791
Promised land Yahweh bequeathed to the crypto-shills

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who can beat my google cricket score?

>>76002737
HATE germans because most of their shitposts are attacking americans

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>>76002788
you'll have to step up your train game then

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i dont really need friends i just wanted an excuse to post sad Cara

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>You're not funny canada and never will be.

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Who are the blue guys? Never noticed them before and I thought I was following the war pretty well

>>76002835
Shut up leaf

>>76002826
German posters don't ever seem to be Ethnic Germans anymore outside of /deustch/

overheard a customer talking about the ancestry/genetic tests he had for all his children

he was confused because one daughter was 12% british and the other daughter was 14% british

what a dumb old cunt

>>76002853
kek, cant believe he didnt realize his wife had an affair

Last of Us probably has the worst gameplay out of any game in existence

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>>76002853
You should've told him it meant that his wife cheated on him

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>Sit down to try to conceptualize my beliefs on the creation of policy to form a treatise
>Immediate writers block followed by a migraine

>>76002871

never played many games i see

>>76002870
Siblings only share 50 percent of their genetic material, you can have different percentages from child to child but layman don't understand this so it would be funny to troll one

also over heard some customers talking about a law firm they were both familiar with, and one asked the other, "oh do you know Mr. Silverstein"

>>76002894
are the girls in oyster bay qt?

>>76002871
You don't like Shoots and Ladders?

>>76002822

the poopaddle sport or the insect?

what's the best video game you've ever played?

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this is our great leader

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>>76002919
Fallout:New vegas and Bloodbrone

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>>76002919

objectively speaking

>>76002900
Hmmm, I guess so. Lot of JAPS and italians. Many are spoiled rotten and not worth anyone's time though. Oyster Bay refers to the entire Township so it's a lot of different places to categorize

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Defending burgers is a thankless task.

>>76002919
League of Legends

unironically want to play some eu4 and am ashamed of it

>>76002919
Probably Rust desu.

No other game like can get me that immersed in the game play. It really can turn into a 2nd life if you're a neet

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>>76002919

Hi buds.
How's your day been?

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>>76002939

not even the best goddam game on its goddam series on its goddam console

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>>76002945

>>76002919
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect or Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

I try to replay both as much as possible.

>>76002919
Breath of Fire !-V, Secret of Mana/Evermore and Seiken Densetsu 3 are good runners-up. Shadow Tower (Abyss) is my pick

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>>76002919

>>76002982

dont tell me youre one of those plebs who thinks Yoshi's Island is better

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Okay beddy boo

>>76002992
*I-V
Actually I take that back. Shadow Tower Abyss and Terranigma.

>>76002999
Me on the right

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>>76002919

>>76002972
JO my boy
newfags always say JA, but that campaign was hot garbage and the multiplayer balance was out of whack with the dual and staff sabers

>>76002999
goodnight

>>76002980
hi

>>76002999
good night

What does /cum/ think of /dixie/?

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APOLOGIZE

>>76003036
probably poltards because they're from red states

Stop consuming anime.

Yoshi's Island is a TOP 3 platformer of all time

clean your whore mouth before you start shit talking the game.

I played darkest dungeon high. its pretty fun. lost my whole squad on the 3rd mission

>>76003008
JA was the best

t. 4000+ hours in JA multiplayer and former modder

>>76003036
WE WUZ REBELS
WE WUZ PATRIOTS

>>76002672
for you

I set my standards fairly low if im after something on tinder

6/10 and above are only interested in foot longs

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>Yoshi's Island is a TOP 3 platformer of all time

>>76003008
People just liked JA better because you get the lightsaber right away.

One time I made a reddit account and got -4 points for saying that Tsar didn't come from French

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>Stop consuming anime.

>>76003072
what's portland like?

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not gonna lie, low key super hyped for nintendo just because of Mario

just seeing Mario doing the dive gave me a huge smile.

Why do /pol/tards think they're alpha when they're always crying about getting bullied by the rest of the site.

>>76003036
cringey af they have like 3 tripfags

>>76003093
A better question would be why do you care about /pol/ in the first place?

>>76002919
by amount of time played
San andreas
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Pokemon Silver version

>>76003080
We have a homelessness and hipster problem but it's pretty nice here.

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>Playing silver instead of the superior Gold version

no

portland is really ugly

Seattle is better

>>76003133
I had my gold version stolen, It blew my mind when I finally got crystal and they moved.

Please dont tell me any of you actually visit /v/ post 2011

The amount of videogame posting is making me worried

They showed a short clip of Alex Jones on the news tonight and my dad said he loves his podcasts

>>76003148
I just go there for cheap (you)s

Fuck Seattle

A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>Why do /pol/tards think they're alpha when they're always crying about getting bullied by the rest of the site.

>>76003148

Its pretty comfy around christmastime

>>76003144
I still have my cart, but the internal battery is long since dead

>>76003148
e3 is almost over, /cum/ will return to the same old discussions.

>>76003057
I definitely formed more happy memories during JA, especially on Siege servers and roleplay servers, but I'd still consider JO > JA.

>>76002919
TES III: Morrowind

Dead

>>76003148
I haven't browsed /v/ regularly in months
I just drop by occasionally to make a shitpost thread and see how many (OP)s it gets me

>>76003148
I visit the syria generals alot and generally whenever there is something big that has happened

e.g. london

>>76003192
Just made a bait thread on /v/

The 4chan is only for shitposting mentality killed this website.

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>>76003226
You know what to do

literally every thread i've ever made (2-5 per day) is a pure shitpost

>>76003185

you killed id

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You could tell a million lies
And I'd think they all were true
Trust, That's my trust in you
It's what I value
And it's what I refuse to lose
You've got a thing for me and I've got a thing for you too

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>decide to order takeout at a steakhouse on the way home from work because I wanted to treat myself
>get to the restaurant and they were busy so my order took an extra 10 minutes longer than normal
>order a beer at the bar while I wait
>5 fucking dollars for a ~16 ounce beer out of a keg which I can get for $93 + deposit at my growler shop
I literally got a steak, 2 sides, and a loaf of bread for the price of only 4 beers. What the fuck is that markup

>>76003252
Why do you hate me

>>76003260
Drinks are how restaurants make their profits tbqh

>>76003226
It's most apparent on /tv/
>Blatant political bait thread
>Call them out for it, don't even have to mention /pol/
>Immediately met with "Fucking Redditor! Go back to your safespace you butthurt snowflake shill! 8 more years! MAGA!"

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>>76003270

i like when you notice me

>>76003260
Have you ever been to a restaurant anon? Drinks always cost a ton.

>>76003260

I accidentally paid $33 for some shitty chinese food that was at least 70% inedible and Im positive gave me the shits

>>76003280
such a cut tummy

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>>76003260
Bars are for socializing lmfao if you want beer go to a liquor store.

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While the soft rumble of thunder and the pitter-patter of the storm droned on this night, I, myself, could not hope to reasonably commit to the writing that had been my obsession for nearly half a week

I sat into my chair, the white glow of the monitor illuminating myself, in my robes and slippers; attempting to come to terms with the overwhelming persuasion of slumber

When, to my surprise, the rain stopped for just a moment

And within that moment I had realized that it was not my place to be awake at such a late hour, and thus I cast myself from the desk, towards the bed, which beckoned to me like a lover to a lover, or the coast to a ship

So gleefully had I committed myself to slumber that I had hardly sat up from my chair before realized that I must give farewell and good wishes to the meanie bobeanies that call my person a faggot on a Vietnamese rice dish forum known as /semen/

>>76003287
>buy takeout
>open the box when I get to my apartment
>noodles are fucking burnt
>go back to try to get a refund
>they don't give it to me because I opened the box

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>>76003297
Looks a little different in candid photos

>>76003283
Its not too bad in Iowa unless you are looking to fine dine which in that case you are facechecking the fact that you are going to be spending alot regardless

>>76003283
I dont usually order drinks at restaurants but I go to bars a few times a month and the same drink would be about half the price. $5 for a tall yuengling is absurd no matter how you look at it

>>76003303
this wasnt even a full bar. It was just basically a drink stand that the restaurant had

Today was a semi-productive day
Hope that means i'll be able to actually get some sleep now
Just in case though, I bough more benadryl

>>76003322
Was the food you got good at least?

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>>76003307

she looks cute eitherway

>>76003322
>I dont usually order drinks at restaurants but I go to bars a few times a month and the same drink would be about half the price

Bars are places that sell drinks specifically so its typical that it would be cheaper. Its even cheaper if you just go to a liquor store

>>76003307
wow she will look like trash in 10 years

>>76003353
And you look like trash right now

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>>76003340
WRONG.gif

>>76003337
Its wonderful, zero regrets. It just doesnt feel right that I get 4 different food items which probably cost the restaurant ~$15 for $20 while a $1 beer cost me $5

>>76003360
Kek

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>>76003360

mmmm

google is 2 smart

this question remains unanswered >>76001542

For reasons, we celebrate father's day on saturday in my house. And I'm in charge of cooking, what do as a side dish if I'm making a braised beef? Pls halp

>>76003442

he white

>>76003372
4 my stonaz.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bKVN1ZWBqk

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>>76003457
Garlic mashed potatoes

>>76003458
but you said his parents are from mexico
>his dad is from tamaulipas
>his mom is from mexico city

>>76003471

The girl not the dude

idiot

>>76003470
Thank you. Noted (love it). Pls more suggestions.

>>76003457
Sauteed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, roasted potatoes (or other vegetables if you want) all go pretty good with it.

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Did they?

>>76003500
Of course. He's single and a stud.

>>76003481
b-but girls are "her" not "his!"

>>76003500
no, alex would never do such a thing

Move at 310, idiots.

>>76003525
>>76003525
>>76003525
>>76003524
Do you understand the full context of my flag? as in im not a native english speaker so im prone to mistakes like that.

>>76003514
that man is a fatass, dummy

>>76003541

thats pure muscle, globalist swine

shit i deleted it

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki//r/The_Donald

>>76003494
Everyone loves roasted veggies you are right. Garlic mash and roasted veggies it is. Will try to take pics. Thanks lads.